Now, I had told the officer in command
my belief and suspicions concerning the counterfeit
business which I believed was going on about us, and
had been told that two of the counterfeit bills had
already been brought to his notice and captured within
the week; and Dave had insisted upon his hearing the
story of my absurd arrest by the guards, and now it
only needed a look from me, and the sight of Dave’s
convulsed face, to make the situation plain to him.
He stepped forward, but before he could speak a new
thought had darted into Dame Camp’s active mind.
‘La!’ she finished, ’I
s’pose, come to think, he’s been brought
here now to be tried, ain’t he?’
With the shadow of a smile upon his
face, the officer turned toward the farmer.
‘What is your complaint?’
he asked courteously; and he shot me a glance which
I knew meant, ‘Let him tell his own story.’
And now, being authorized to speak, Farmer Camp began
to tell, in his own homely way, the story of the ‘greenback
swindle,’ as he termed it. When he had
reached the point in the narrative where I made my
unlucky attempt to rout the swindlers, he turned toward
me.
’I’ve had an idée
sence, though my wife didn’t agree with me much’ here
came an audible sniff from Mrs. Camp ’that
this here young man might ‘a’ meant well,
after all, and we wus a little mite hasty; but, ye
see, he’d been a-lookin’ at us so long,
an’ my wife’d been a-noticin’ it,
havin’ her mind kind o’ sot like on confidence
people and sech, that she felt kind o’ oneasy
at his sharp looks they wus so keen, she
said, an’ so quick to look away, she got nervous,
and said she felt as if he wus a-lookin’ right
inter my pockets.’
‘There now, Camp, you needn’t
be a-excusin’ me! I stick ter my idée.
Anyone can see that the young feller ain’t innocent,
else somebody’d ‘a’ spoke fur him,
fust off ’
Here Dave exploded audibly, and the
officer checked her with a motion of his hand.
’Let me settle this point at
once by telling you, madam, that the gentleman you
have accused is an officer high in his profession,
and sent here to protect the public and look after
criminals. He had but just arrived, and it was
because of this that he was without his officer’s
badge, which would at once have put those men to rout
had it been worn and displayed to them. Let me
tell you now, to prevent further mistakes, that the
detectives upon whom we rely in greatest emergencies
are always to be found in citizen’s clothes,
and they are not likely to display a badge, except
when necessary.’
Long before the end of this speech
consternation was written all over the face of Adam
Camp, but his wife was made of sterner stuff, and
when her better half had stuttered and floundered half
through a sufficiently humble apology, directed, of
course, toward myself, she broke in upon his effort,
no whit abashed:
’There, Camp, it’s easy
enough ter see how we came ter make sech a mistake,
and I’m sure the young man will bear no malice
to’ard a couple of folks old enough ter be his
parients. ’Twas them sharp-lookin’
eyes that set me ter noticin’ ye, when you was
lookin’ over Camp fust off, down to the Administration
Building, and when you went an’ sot down on
the settee by him, an’ then got up an’
followed us so fur, what was I to think? You
was a-watchin’ us sure enough, only you meant
well by it. But, land sakes! in sech a place,
where everybody is tryin’ to look out fur number
one, I did what looked my dooty. I’m willin’
to ask yer pardon, though, and I ain’t goin’
ter bear no malice.’
Overwhelmed by this magnanimity, I
murmured my thanks and complete satisfaction with
her amende honorable, and tried to turn the
occasion to such profit as might be by questioning
the man a little.
’You were saying that you changed
a bill, or were about to do so. Did the man make
any difficulty after I left you?’
’No, sir. He seemed in
a kind of a hurry, and made out to be onsartin whether
he could spare so much small money, as he called it.
But finally he counted out a roll of bills, and had
me count them after him.’
‘There in the crowd where you stood?’
’Wal, no. He took us to
one side a little right in behind the place
where the little man was a-sellin’ canes sort
of up ag’inst a partition, and there we made
the dicker.’
‘And he left you right away?’
queried the officer in charge.
‘Yes jest about as quick as he could.’
‘And the other,’ I asked,
’the man who took you to this agent the
man with the large Sabbath-school class?’
’Oh! he asked us to go to the
terminus station with him and see his young men; but
my wife wanted to see things, and we jest went as fur
as the door, out of perliteness.’
‘And when did you discover that you had been
swindled?’
’Wal, M’riar wanted to
ride in one of them coopy things with a man-hoss behind
and before; and when she got ready to get out, which
was purty soon, I give one of them fellers a two-dollar
soovyneer bill, but they made a great jabbering about
it, and M’riar says, says she, “I guess
they ain’t got the change;” so I fished
out some pennies, and a dime and two postage stamps,
and after a bit they tuk ‘em and waddled off.
Then we got to lookin’ up and down, and we didn’t
have no more ‘casion to use money M’riar
was so busy seein’ the folks and their clo’s till
we got hungry, and then come the rumpus. When
I come to pay the bill, they was a reg’lar howl,
an’ we come mighty near bein’ marched
off to the calaboose, same’s you was. They
said the bill I offered ’em first off, an’
all the rest, was counterfeit.’
Until now Brainerd had taken no part
in the dialogue; but now, with a quick glance in my
direction, he asked;
’Will you describe the man who
gave you the money the supposed agent?’
Camp pondered. ‘Wal,’
he began, ’he was tall, ’s much as six
foot, I should say, an’ his eyes were black
an’ big. His hair was consid’able
long, and he had a good deal of it on his face in a
big bushy moustache. He had a slim nose and
he wore a big di’mond on his little finger.’
‘Did you notice his hands?’
‘M no.’
‘Wal, I did!’ interposed
his wife. ’I seen the di’mond, ef
’twas a di’mond. His hands was white real
white, ’long side of his face, and they looked
like reg’lar claws; sech long fingers and pointed
nails.’
‘Ah!’ Dave shot me a glance
full of meaning. ’Now, Mrs. Camp, you seem
a very observing woman. Will you describe the
other man the gentleman with the Sabbath-school
class?’
The woman’s head became even
more erect, and her look more firm and confident than
before. ‘Yes,’ she said at once; ‘I
can.’ She cast her eyes about her, and,
seeing a vacant chair near her interlocutor the
one lately vacated by myself she seated
herself deliberately, and began:
’He wasn’t much to look
at; about as big as you, mebbe, and about the same
complected as that gentleman,’ pointing to the
sergeant at the desk, ’only his nose was longer,
and sort of big and nobby at the end, an’ a
leetle red. I remember he had bigger ears than
common, too; they sort of set straight out. His
eyes were little, and a sort of watery gray, and his
hair was kind of thin and sandy-like. He had some
little mutton-chop whiskers, and a little hair, a’most
tan-colour, on his upper lip. His mouth was quite
big, and I noticed he had two front teeth with gold
fillin’ into ’em. He had gloves on
his hands when we see him first, but when we met him
afterward they was off.’
’Afterward, you say did
you meet him after you had discovered that you had
been swindled?’ I broke in.
‘Yes we ’
‘You see,’ broke in Adam
Camp, ‘it was this way: we was comin’
out of Midway, for we’d been out a’most
to the end a-seein’ the sights, an’ when
we got hungry we went into a place a blue-coat said
was good, the Vienny Caffy, he called it. Well,
it was there we had the fuss about the money, and
they told us to come here right away and make a complaint.
We started, and was jest comin’ past that menagerie
place, when M’riar wanted to stop jest afore
the place and look at the big lion over the door.’
‘A live one,’ interpolated M’riar.
‘Yes, a live one. Well,
standin’ there, all to once I see that Sunday-school
feller come out o’ the door a pickin’ his
teeth. He was right in front of me, and at first
he seemed not to see me, and was hurryin’ off
dretful fast, but I caught on to his arm and says,
quick-like: “Look here; I want to tell you
somethin’ fer your own good and to swap
favers.” Then he sort of slowed up, and
axed me to pardin him he was in haste,
an’ gettin’ orful anxious about them boys.
Then I says right out, “My friend, I’m
anxious too, and you’ve got cause to be:
you an’ me’s been swindled;” and
then he most jumped, and asked, “How swindled?”
“Hev you broke one of them two-dollar bills yit?”
says I. “No,” says he; an’
then I up an’ told him the hull story.’
‘Did you tell him you were coming
here?’ I asked, as he paused a moment.
’No, because he got so excited
and talked so fast; I declare, he put it all out of
my head.’
Again he stopped, as if loth to continue,
but again Mrs. Camp took up the parable.
’Now, father, yer may jest as
well out with it! Ye see, this chap flew all
to pieces, so to speak, an’ he was goin’
to have a officer right away. He had a letter
of interducshun from his minister to home to the capt’in
of the Columbine perleece they was related
somehow and he would jest have them men
arrested; an’ then he happened ter think that
‘twas gittin’ late and time a’most
for that train with them Sunday-school children to
come, and it put him out awfully; but he said that
he’d make it his bizness to see to that, and
then he made a ‘p’intment with Camp to
meet him at half-past ten ter-day, an’ they’d
go tergether ter see the Columbine perleeceman.’
She paused, and uttered a cackling laugh. ‘Wal,’
she concluded, ’Camp see that ’twas gittin’
purty late, so he ‘greed to it; an’ I didn’t
say nothin’, but arter he’d gone ter meet
them boys ag’in I put my foot down ter come
here fust, an’ not to wait till mebbe the feller’d
git away, and finally Camp reckoned ’twould
be best, and so we came. Someway that feller
sort o’ went ag’in’ me, to’rds
the last. I don’t want to be hasty ag’in,
but I sort o’ feel as if he might be kind o’
tricky, ’s well’s the rest.’
It did not take us long to convince
the Camps that they had been duped all round, and
while we had little faith in their ever seeing the
‘Sunday-school feller’ again, we obtained
their promise to keep their appointment with him;
and here Dave Brainerd suddenly muttered an excuse
to the two officers, and said in my ear, ’If
I am not back in fifteen minutes meet me at the Administration
at four sharp.’ And with a nod to the Camps
he went hastily out. I felt very sure of his
errand. He had fancied, like myself, that ‘Smug,’
fearing lest the Camps might prove too clever for
his wiles perhaps suspecting the keen-eyed
old woman had followed them in order to
assure himself whether it would be safe to keep his
latest appointment with them, and this indeed proved
to be the case.
Before the Camps left the place we
had easily convinced them that their ‘Sunday-school
friend’ and not I, had been the ’confidence
man,’ and that if he kept this last appointment
with them it would only be to lure them into another
trap, and a worse one, for it would have for its aim
the suppression of any and all evidence they might
have been inclined to give to the ‘perleece.’
In convincing the gentle old man,
and shattering his faith in my friend Smug, I could
see that we had dealt his simple, kindly nature a
real blow, but Mother Camp was of sterner stuff.
‘You needn’t worrit about
me, not now,’ she assured me, with a vigorous
nod. ‘After gitten’ into one trap
I ain’t a-goin’ to tumble into any more,
an’ I ain’t goin’ ter let him, neither,
not when I’m on hand. I’ve told that
man, more times ‘n I’ve got fingers an’
toes, that he was too soft-hearted; allus feedin’
tramps ‘n’ stray dawgs, an’ swallerin’
all the beggars’ yarns.’
‘I guess ye needn’t worrit,
M’riar,’ the old man said, with a faint
show of spirit. ’Things might ‘a’
been worst. I didn’t aim ter squander a
hundred dollars to one lick, but I’ve got’n
nuff left yit ter see the Fair an’ git home
on, so I guess we may as well be a-seein’ it;
a body hes to live, live an’ larn.’
And with this sentiment the pair took
their departure, a little the wiser, and more wary,
perhaps, for the words of warning and advice given
them by the officer in charge, who had taken their
names and address, and made a memorandum of their
‘complaint.’
He had smiled slightly when told their
street and number, and had remarked that at least
Stony Island Avenue had the merit of nearness, adding
the friendly caution, ’Don’t make boarding-house
acquaintances, good people, and keep on the bright
side of the way in going home late.’ Whereupon
I made a mental note to investigate this same hardly-named
avenue.
Long before the end of the Fair I
had cause to thank myself for this mental note, and
that it was held in remembrance.
Brainerd did not appear at the stipulated
time, and I was too eager to be out in full sight
of that wonder city to remain at the bureau; so taking
the Intramural Railway at the nearest station I began
to circle in and out among those marvels of genius,
skill, and nineteenth century enterprise which, combined,
had placed, in a time so short as to seem a miracle,
this city of beauty beside the blue Lake Michigan.
And now I began to ask myself why
the visitor who had nothing to do but to see this
wonder of wonders, and had no need to keep one eye
upon the passing faces, did not see it, at least until
it grew familiar from that point of view, from a seat
in an Intramural.
What a kaleidoscopic panorama!
In taking my place I had not even noticed the direction
in which I was moving. I had been seeing such
a marvel of glimpses, domes, roofs, the lagoon in
the distance, a flashing glimpse of the lake through
glittering, airy turrets, trees, statues, flags beauty
and charm everywhere. I had taken a round-trip
ticket, and I whirled on and on, until somehow I saw
the great glass dome of the Horticultural Building,
and a moment later a fleeting view of Midway recalled
to my mind my own personality and interests. As
I gazed at it, stretching away westward, a veritable
Joseph’s coat of a street, it was gone, and
I saw the tall dome of Illinois, the Art Gallery in
the distance, with the lagoon again gleaming through
trees, to be lost again, while roofs, windows, vistas
of streets surrounded me, and I could peep in at the
windows we were passing; and then I heard the cry
of the guard, and noted the name as we slacked speed
at Mount Vernon Station, almost upon the roof of the
Old Virginia Building. I peered out as we drew
up to this station in the air, and drew back a little
as a second train, moving in the opposite direction,
dashed by. I am in the rear car, and as we move
away from Mount Vernon, suddenly I have a vision of
someone who must have flung himself from the forward
car at the last moment, and who is running along the
platform, and in the direction of the passing train,
in breathless haste, his head bare, his hat clutched
in his swinging hand.
It is Dave Brainerd, and as we tear
around a curve and he is lost to my sight, I am brought
back to thoughts of business. Dave has evidently
‘struck a trail.’ Wondering much,
I stop at the north loop, and standing with the Government
Building to my right and the Fisheries with its curving
colonnades on my left, I gaze off upon the blue and
shining waters of the lake, and realize fully for the
first time the awful incongruity between all this
stateliness and beauty and our mission in its midst a
criminal hunt!