At the appointed hour the prince,
powdered and shaven, entered the dining room where
his daughter-in-law, Princess Mary, and Mademoiselle
Bourienne were already awaiting him together with his
architect, who by a strange caprice of his employer’s
was admitted to table though the position of that
insignificant individual was such as could certainly
not have caused him to expect that honor. The
prince, who generally kept very strictly to social
distinctions and rarely admitted even important government
officials to his table, had unexpectedly selected Michael
Ivanovich (who always went into a corner to blow his
nose on his checked handkerchief) to illustrate the
theory that all men are equals, and had more than
once impressed on his daughter that Michael Ivanovich
was “not a whit worse than you or I.”
At dinner the prince usually spoke to the taciturn
Michael Ivanovich more often than to anyone else.
In the dining room, which like all
the rooms in the house was exceedingly lofty, the
members of the household and the footmen one
behind each chair stood waiting for the
prince to enter. The head butler, napkin on arm,
was scanning the setting of the table, making signs
to the footmen, and anxiously glancing from the clock
to the door by which the prince was to enter.
Prince Andrew was looking at a large gilt frame, new
to him, containing the genealogical tree of the Princes
Bolkonski, opposite which hung another such frame with
a badly painted portrait (evidently by the hand of
the artist belonging to the estate) of a ruling prince,
in a crown an alleged descendant of Rurik
and ancestor of the Bolkonskis. Prince Andrew,
looking again at that genealogical tree, shook his
head, laughing as a man laughs who looks at a portrait
so characteristic of the original as to be amusing.
“How thoroughly like him that
is!” he said to Princess Mary, who had come
up to him.
Princess Mary looked at her brother
in surprise. She did not understand what he was
laughing at. Everything her father did inspired
her with reverence and was beyond question.
“Everyone has his Achilles’
heel,” continued Prince Andrew. “Fancy,
with his powerful mind, indulging in such nonsense!”
Princess Mary could not understand
the boldness of her brother’s criticism and
was about to reply, when the expected footsteps were
heard coming from the study. The prince walked
in quickly and jauntily as was his wont, as if intentionally
contrasting the briskness of his manners with the
strict formality of his house. At that moment
the great clock struck two and another with a shrill
tone joined in from the drawing room. The prince
stood still; his lively glittering eyes from under
their thick, bushy eyebrows sternly scanned all present
and rested on the little princess. She felt,
as courtiers do when the Tsar enters, the sensation
of fear and respect which the old man inspired in all
around him. He stroked her hair and then patted
her awkwardly on the back of her neck.
“I’m glad, glad, to see
you,” he said, looking attentively into her
eyes, and then quickly went to his place and sat down.
“Sit down, sit down! Sit down, Michael
Ianovich!”
He indicated a place beside him to
his daughter-in-law. A footman moved the chair
for her.
“Ho, ho!” said the old
man, casting his eyes on her rounded figure.
“You’ve been in a hurry. That’s
bad!”
He laughed in his usual dry, cold,
unpleasant way, with his lips only and not with his
eyes.
“You must walk, walk as much
as possible, as much as possible,” he said.
The little princess did not, or did
not wish to, hear his words. She was silent and
seemed confused. The prince asked her about her
father, and she began to smile and talk. He asked
about mutual acquaintances, and she became still more
animated and chattered away giving him greetings from
various people and retailing the town gossip.
“Countess Apraksina, poor thing,
has lost her husband and she has cried her eyes out,”
she said, growing more and more lively.
As she became animated the prince
looked at her more and more sternly, and suddenly,
as if he had studied her sufficiently and had formed
a definite idea of her, he turned away and addressed
Michael Ivanovich.
“Well, Michael Ivanovich, our
Bonaparte will be having a bad time of it. Prince
Andrew” (he always spoke thus of his son) “has
been telling me what forces are being collected against
him! While you and I never thought much of him.”
Michael Ivanovich did not at all know
when “you and I” had said such things
about Bonaparte, but understanding that he was wanted
as a peg on which to hang the prince’s favorite
topic, he looked inquiringly at the young prince,
wondering what would follow.
“He is a great tactician!”
said the prince to his son, pointing to the architect.
And the conversation again turned
on the war, on Bonaparte, and the generals and statesmen
of the day. The old prince seemed convinced not
only that all the men of the day were mere babies who
did not know the A B C of war or of politics, and
that Bonaparte was an insignificant little Frenchy,
successful only because there were no longer any Potemkins
or Suvorovs left to oppose him; but he was also convinced
that there were no political difficulties in Europe
and no real war, but only a sort of puppet show at
which the men of the day were playing, pretending
to do something real. Prince Andrew gaily bore
with his father’s ridicule of the new men, and
drew him on and listened to him with evident pleasure.
“The past always seems good,”
said he, “but did not Suvorov himself fall into
a trap Moreau set him, and from which he did not know
how to escape?”
“Who told you that? Who?”
cried the prince. “Suvorov!” And he
jerked away his plate, which Tikhon briskly caught.
“Suvorov!... Consider, Prince Andrew.
Two... Frederick and Suvorov; Moreau!...
Moreau would have been a prisoner if Suvorov had had
a free hand; but he had the Hofs-kriegs-wurst-schnapps-Rath
on his hands. It would have puzzled the devil
himself! When you get there you’ll find
out what those Hofs-kriegs-wurst-Raths are! Suvorov
couldn’t manage them so what chance has Michael
Kutuzov? No, my dear boy,” he continued,
“you and your generals won’t get on against
Buonaparte; you’ll have to call in the French,
so that birds of a feather may fight together.
The German, Pahlen, has been sent to New York in America,
to fetch the Frenchman, Moreau,” he said, alluding
to the invitation made that year to Moreau to enter
the Russian service.... “Wonderful!...
Were the Potemkins, Suvorovs, and Orlovs Germans?
No, lad, either you fellows have all lost your wits,
or I have outlived mine. May God help you, but
we’ll see what will happen. Buonaparte
has become a great commander among them! Hm!...”
“I don’t at all say that
all the plans are good,” said Prince Andrew,
“I am only surprised at your opinion of Bonaparte.
You may laugh as much as you like, but all the same
Bonaparte is a great general!”
“Michael Ivanovich!” cried
the old prince to the architect who, busy with his
roast meat, hoped he had been forgotten: “Didn’t
I tell you Buonaparte was a great tactician?
Here, he says the same thing.”
“To be sure, your excellency,” replied
the architect.
The prince again laughed his frigid laugh.
“Buonaparte was born with a
silver spoon in his mouth. He has got splendid
soldiers. Besides he began by attacking Germans.
And only idlers have failed to beat the Germans.
Since the world began everybody has beaten the Germans.
They beat no one except one another.
He made his reputation fighting them.”
And the prince began explaining all
the blunders which, according to him, Bonaparte had
made in his campaigns and even in politics. His
son made no rejoinder, but it was evident that whatever
arguments were presented he was as little able as
his father to change his opinion. He listened,
refraining from a reply, and involuntarily wondered
how this old man, living alone in the country for
so many years, could know and discuss so minutely
and acutely all the recent European military and political
events.
“You think I’m an old
man and don’t understand the present state of
affairs?” concluded his father. “But
it troubles me. I don’t sleep at night.
Come now, where has this great commander of yours shown
his skill?” he concluded.
“That would take too long to tell,” answered
the son.
“Well, then go to your Buonaparte!
Mademoiselle Bourienne, here’s another admirer
of that powder-monkey emperor of yours,” he exclaimed
in excellent French.
“You know, Prince, I am not a Bonapartist!”
“Dieu sait quand reviendra...”
hummed the prince out of tune and, with a laugh still
more so, he quitted the table.
The little princess during the whole
discussion and the rest of the dinner sat silent,
glancing with a frightened look now at her father-in-law
and now at Princess Mary. When they left the table
she took her sister-in-law’s arm and drew her
into another room.
“What a clever man your father
is,” said she; “perhaps that is why I am
afraid of him.”
“Oh, he is so kind!” answered Princess
Mary.