“Sister Jerusha, it really does
wear upon me to see those dear boys eat such bad pies
and stuff day after day when they ought to have good
wholesome things for lunch. I actually ache to
go and give each one of ’em a nice piece of
bread-and-butter or one of our big cookies,”
said kind Miss Mehitable Plummer, taking up her knitting
after a long look at the swarm of boys pouring out
of the grammar school opposite, to lark about the
yard, sit on the posts, or dive into a dingy little
shop close by, where piles of greasy tarts and cakes
lay in the window. They would not have allured
any but hungry school-boys, and ought to have been
labelled Dyspepsia and Headache, so unwholesome were
they.
Miss Jerusha looked up from her seventeenth
patchwork quilt, and answered, with a sympathetic
glance over the way, —
“If we had enough to go round
I’d do it myself, and save these poor deluded
dears from the bilious turns that will surely take
them down before vacation comes. That fat boy
is as yellow as a lemon now, and no wonder, for I’ve
seen him eat half a dozen dreadful turnovers for one
lunch.”
Both old ladies shook their heads
and sighed, for they led a very quiet life in the
narrow house that stood end to the street, squeezed
in between two stores, looking as out of place as
the good spinsters would have done among the merry
lads opposite. Sitting at the front windows day
after day, the old ladies had learned to enjoy watching
the boys, who came and went, like bees to a hive,
month by month. They had their favorites, and
beguiled many a long hour speculating on the looks,
manners, and probable station of the lads. One
lame boy was Miss Jerusha’s pet, though she
never spoke to him, and a tall bright-faced fellow,
who rather lorded it over the rest, quite won Miss
Hetty’s old heart by helping her across the
street on a slippery day. They longed to mend
some of the shabby clothes, to cheer up the dull discouraged
ones, advise the sickly, reprove the rude, and, most
of all, feed those who persisted in buying lunch at
the dirty bake-shop over the way.
The good souls were famous cooks,
and had many books full of all manner of nice receipts,
which they seldom used, as they lived simply and saw
little company. A certain kind of molasses cookie
made by their honored mother, — a renowned
housewife in her time, — and eaten by the
sisters as children, had a peculiar charm for them.
A tin box was always kept full, though they only now
and then nibbled one, and preferred to give them away
to poor children, as they trotted to market each day.
Many a time had Miss Hetty felt sorely tempted to
treat the boys, but was a little timid, for they were
rough fellows, and she regarded them much as a benevolent
tabby would a party of frisky puppies.
To-day the box was full of fresh cookies,
crisp, brown, and sweet; their spicy odor pervaded
the room, and the china-closet door stood suggestively
open. Miss Hetty’s spectacles turned that
way, then went back to the busy scene in the street,
as if trying to get courage for the deed. Something
happened just then which decided her, and sealed the
doom of the bilious tarts and their maker.
Several of the younger lads were playing
marbles on the sidewalk, for Hop Scotch, Leap Frog,
and friendly scuffles were going on in the yard, and
no quiet spot could be found. The fat boy sat
on a post near by, and, having eaten his last turnover,
fell to teasing the small fellows peacefully playing
at his feet. One was the shabby lame boy, who
hopped to and fro with his crutch, munching a dry
cracker, with now and then a trip to the pump to wash
it down. He seldom brought any lunch, and seemed
to enjoy this poor treat so much that the big bright-faced
chap tossed him a red apple as he came out of the
yard to get his hat, thrown there by the mate he had
been playfully thrashing.
The lame child eyed the pretty apple
lovingly, and was preparing to take the first delicious
bite, when the fat youth with a dexterous kick sent
it flying into the middle of the street, where a passing
wheel crushed it down into the mud.
“It’s a shame! He
shall have something good! The scamp!”
And with this somewhat confused exclamation Miss Hetty
threw down her work, ran to the closet, then darted
to the front door, embracing the tin box, as if the
house was on fire and that contained her dearest treasures.
“Sakes alive, what is
the matter with sister?” ejaculated Miss Jerusha,
going to the window just in time to see the fat boy
tumble off the post as the tall lad came to the rescue,
while the cripple went hopping across the street in
answer to a kindly quavering voice that called out
to him, —
“Come here, boy, and get a cookie, — a
dozen if you want ’em.”
“Sister’s done it at last!”
And, inspired by this heroic example, Miss Jerusha
threw up the window, saying, as she beckoned to the
avenger, —
“You too, because you stood
by that poor little boy. Come right over and
help yourself.”
Charley Howe laughed at the indignant
old ladies, but, being a gentleman, took off his hat
and ran across to thank them for their interest in
the fray. Several other lads followed as irresistibly
as flies to a honey-pot, for the tin box was suggestive
of cake, and they waited for no invitation.
Miss Hetty was truly a noble yet a
droll sight, as she stood there, a trim little old
lady, with her cap-strings flying in the wind, her
rosy old face shining with good-will, as she dealt
out cookies with a lavish hand, and a kind word to
all.
“Here’s a nice big one
for you, my dear. I don’t know your name,
but I do your face, and I like to see a big boy stand
up for the little ones,” she said, beaming at
Charley as he came up.
“Thank you, ma’am.
That’s a splendid one. We don’t get
anything so nice over there.” And Charley
gratefully bolted the cake in three mouthfuls, having
given away his own lunch.
“No, indeed! One of these
is worth a dozen of those nasty pies. I hate
to see you eating them, and I don’t believe your
mothers know how bad they are,” said Miss Hetty,
diving for another handful into the depths of the
box, which was half empty already.
“Wish you’d teach old
Peck how you make ’em. We’d be glad
enough to buy these and let the cockroach pies alone,”
said Charley, accepting another and enjoying the fun,
for half the fellows were watching the scene from
over the way.
“Cockroach pies! You don’t
mean to say?” cried Miss Hetty, nearly dropping
her load in her horror at the idea, for she had heard
of fricasseed frogs and roasted locusts, and thought
a new delicacy had been found.
“We find ’em in the apple-sauce
sometimes, and nails and bits of barrel in the cake,
so some of us don’t patronize Peck,” replied
Charley; and little Briggs the cripple added eagerly, —
“I never do; my mother won’t let me.”
“He never has any money, that’s
why,” bawled Dickson, the fat boy, dodging behind
the fence as he spoke.
“Never you mind, sonny, you
come here every day, and I’ll see that
you have a good lunch. Apples too, red ones,
if you like them, with your cake,” answered
Miss Hetty, patting his head and sending an indignant
glance across the street.
“Cry-baby! Molly-coddle!
Grandma’s darling!” jeered Dickson, and
then fled, for Charley fired a ball at him with such
good aim it narrowly escaped his nose.
“That boy will have the jaundice
as sure as fate, and he deserves it,” said Miss
Hetty, sternly, as she dropped the lid on the now empty
box; for while she was talking the free-and-easy young
gentlemen had been helping themselves.
“Thank you very much, ma’am,
for my cookie. I won’t forget to call to-morrow.”
And little Briggs shook hands with as innocent a face
as if his jacket pocket was not bulging in a most
suspicious manner.
“You’ll get your death
a cold, Hetty,” called Miss Jerusha, and, taking
the hint, Charley promptly ended the visit.
“Sheer off, fellows. We
are no end obliged, ma’am, and I’ll see
that Briggs isn’t put upon by sneaks.”
Then the boys ran off, and the old
lady retired to her parlor to sink into her easy-chair,
as much excited by this little feat as if she had
led a forlorn hope to storm a battery.
“I’ll fill both those
big tins to-morrow, and treat every one of the small
boys, if I’m spared,” she panted, with
a decided nod, as she settled her cap and composed
her neat black skirts, with which the wind had taken
liberties, as she stood on the steps.
“I’m not sure it isn’t
our duty to make and sell good, wholesome lunches
to those boys. We can afford to do it cheap, and
it wouldn’t be much trouble. Just put the
long table across the front entry for half an hour
every day, and let them come and get a bun, a cookie,
or a buttered biscuit. It could be done, sister,”
said Miss Jerusha, longing to distinguish herself
in some way also.
“It shall be done, sister!”
And Miss Hetty made up her mind at that moment to
devote some of her time and skill to rescuing those
blessed boys from the unprincipled Peck and his cockroach
pies.
It was pleasant, as well as droll,
to see how heartily the good souls threw themselves
into the new enterprise, how bravely they kept each
other up when courage showed signs of failing, and
how rapidly they became convinced that it was a duty
to provide better food for the future defenders and
rulers of their native land.
“You can’t expect the
dears to study with clear heads if they are not fed
properly, and half the women in the world never think
that what goes into children’s stomachs affects
their brains,” declared Miss Hetty, as she rolled
out vast sheets of dough next day, emphasizing her
remarks with vigorous flourishes of the rolling-pin.
“Our blessed mother understood
how to feed a family. Fourteen stout boys and
girls, all alive and well, and you and I as smart at
seventy one and two, as most folks at forty.
Good, plain victuals and plenty of ’em is the
secret of firm health,” responded Miss Jerusha,
rattling a pan of buns briskly into the oven.
“We’d better make some
Brighton Rock. It is gone out of fashion, but
our brothers used to be dreadful fond of it, and boys
are about alike all the world over. Ma’s
resate never fails, and it will be a new treat
for the little dears.”
“S’pose we have an extra
can of milk left and give ’em a good mugful?
Some of those poor things look as if they never got
a drop. Peck sells beer, and milk is a deal better.
Shall we, sister?”
“We’ll try it, Jerushy. In for a
penny, in for a pound.”
And upon that principle the old ladies
did the thing handsomely, deferring the great event
till Monday, that all might be in apple-pie order.
They said nothing of it when the lads came on Friday
morning, and all Saturday, which was a holiday at
school, was a very busy one with them.
“Hullo! Miss Hetty has
done it now, hasn’t she? Look at that, old
Peck, and tremble!” exclaimed Charley to his
mates, as he came down the street on Monday morning,
and espied a neat little sign on the sisters’
door, setting forth the agreeable fact that certain
delectable articles of food and drink could be had
within at reasonable prices during recess.
No caps were at the windows, but behind
the drawn curtains two beaming old faces were peeping
out to see how the boys took the great announcement.
Whoever remembers Hawthorne’s half-comic, half-pathetic
description of poor Hepsibah Pyncheon’s hopes
and fears, when arranging her gingerbread wares in
the little shop, can understand something of the excitement
of the sisters that day, as the time drew near when
the first attempt was to be made.
“Who will set the door open?”
said Miss Hetty when the fateful moment came, and
boys began to pour out into the yard.
“I will!” And, nerving
herself to the task, Miss Jerusha marched boldly round
the table, set wide the door, and then, as the first
joyful whoop from the boys told that the feast was
in view, she whisked back into the parlor panic-stricken.
“There they come, — hundreds
of them, I should think by the sound!” she whispered,
as the tramp of feet came nearer, and the clamor of
voices exclaiming, —
“What bully buns!” “Ain’t
those cookies rousers?” “New stuff too,
looks first-rate.” “I told you it
wasn’t a joke.” “Wonder how
Peck likes it?” “Dickson sha’n’t
come in.” “You go first, Charley.”
“Here’s a cent for you, Briggs; come on
and trade like the rest of us.”
“I’m so flurried I couldn’t
make change to save my life,” gasped Miss Jerusha
from behind the sofa, whither she had fled.
“It is my turn now.
Be calm, and we shall soon get used to it.”
Bracing herself to meet the merry
chaff of the boys, as new and trying to the old lady
as real danger would have been, Miss Hetty stepped
forth into the hall to be greeted by a cheer, and
then a chorus of demands for everything so temptingly
set forth upon her table. Intrenched behind a
barricade of buns, she dealt out her wares with rapidly
increasing speed and skill, for as fast as one relay
of lads were satisfied another came up, till the table
was bare, the milk-can ran dry, and nothing was left
to tell the tale but an empty water-pail and a pile
of five-cent pieces.
“I hope I didn’t cheat
any one, but I was flurried, sister, they were so
very noisy and so hungry. Bless their dear hearts;
they are full now, I trust.” And Miss Hetty
looked over her glasses at the crumby countenances
opposite, meeting many nods and smiles in return, as
her late customers enthusiastically recommended her
establishment to the patronage of those who had preferred
Peck’s questionable dainties.
“The Brighton Rock was a success;
we must have a good store for to-morrow, and more
milk. Briggs drank it like a baby, and your nice
boy proposed my health like a little gentleman, as
he is,” replied Miss Jerusha, who had ventured
out before it was too late, and done the honors of
the can with great dignity, in spite of some inward
trepidation at the astonishing feats performed with
the mug.
“Peck’s nose is out of
joint, if I may use so vulgar an expression, and our
lunch a triumphant success. Boys know what is
good, and we need not fear to lose their custom as
long as we can supply them. I shall order a barrel
of flour at once, and heat up the big oven. We
have put our hand to the work and must not turn back,
for our honor is pledged now.”
With which lofty remark Miss Hetty
closed the door, trying to look utterly unconscious
of the anxious Peck, who was flattening his nose against
his dingy window-pane to survey his rivals over piles
of unsold pastry.
The little venture was a success,
and all that winter the old ladies did their part
faithfully, finding the task more to their taste than
everlasting patchwork and knitting, and receiving a
fair profit on their outlay, being shrewd managers,
and rich in old-fashioned thrift, energy, and industry.
The boys revelled in wholesome fare,
and soon learned to love “the Aunties,”
as they were called, while such of the parents as took
an interest in the matter showed their approval in
many ways most gratifying to the old ladies.
The final triumph, however, was the
closing of Peck’s shop for want of custom, for
few besides the boys patronized him. None mourned
for him, and Dickson proved the truth of Miss Hetty’s
prophecy by actually having a bilious fever in the
spring.
But a new surprise awaited the boys;
for when they came flocking back after the summer
vacation, there stood the little shop, brave in new
paint and fittings, full of all the old goodies, and
over the door a smart sign, “Plummer & Co.”
“By Jove, the Aunties are bound
to cover themselves with glory. Let’s go
in and hear all about it. Behave now, you fellows,
or I’ll see about it afterward,” commanded
Charley, as he paused to peer in through the clean
windows at the tempting display.
In they trooped, and, tapping on the
counter, stood ready to greet the old ladies as usual,
but to their great surprise a pretty young woman appeared,
and smilingly asked what they would have.
“We want the Aunties, if you
please. Isn’t this their shop?” said
little Briggs, bitterly disappointed at not finding
his good friends.
“You will find them over there
at home as usual. Yes, this is their shop, and
I’m their niece. My husband is the Co.,
and we run the shop for the aunts. I hope you’ll
patronize us, gentlemen.”
“We will! we will! Three
cheers for Plummer & Co.!” cried Charley, leading
off three rousers, that made the little shop ring again,
and brought two caps to the opposite windows, as two
cheery old faces smiled and nodded, full of satisfaction
at the revolution so successfully planned and carried
out.