Like most other young matrons, Meg
began her married life with the determination to be
a model housekeeper. John should find home a
paradise, he should always see a smiling face, should
fare sumptuously every day, and never know the loss
of a button. She brought so much love, energy,
and cheerfulness to the work that she could not but
succeed, in spite of some obstacles. Her paradise
was not a tranquil one, for the little woman fussed,
was over-anxious to please, and bustled about like
a true Martha, cumbered with many cares. She
was too tired, sometimes, even to smile, John grew
dyspeptic after a course of dainty dishes and ungratefully
demanded plain fare. As for buttons, she soon
learned to wonder where they went, to shake her head
over the carelessness of men, and to threaten to make
him sew them on himself, and see if his work would
stand impatient and clumsy fingers any better than
hers.
They were very happy, even after they
discovered that they couldn’t live on love alone.
John did not find Meg’s beauty diminished, though
she beamed at him from behind the familiar coffee pot.
Nor did Meg miss any of the romance from the daily
parting, when her husband followed up his kiss with
the tender inquiry, “Shall I send some veal
or mutton for dinner, darling?” The little house
ceased to be a glorified bower, but it became a home,
and the young couple soon felt that it was a change
for the better. At first they played keep-house,
and frolicked over it like children. Then John
took steadily to business, feeling the cares of the
head of a family upon his shoulders, and Meg laid
by her cambric wrappers, put on a big apron, and fell
to work, as before said, with more energy than discretion.
While the cooking mania lasted she
went through Mrs. Cornelius’s Receipt Book as
if it were a mathematical exercise, working out the
problems with patience and care. Sometimes her
family were invited in to help eat up a too bounteous
feast of successes, or Lotty would be privately dispatched
with a batch of failures, which were to be concealed
from all eyes in the convenient stomachs of the little
Hummels. An evening with John over the account
books usually produced a temporary lull in the culinary
enthusiasm, and a frugal fit would ensue, during which
the poor man was put through a course of bread pudding,
hash, and warmed-over coffee, which tried his soul,
although he bore it with praiseworthy fortitude.
Before the golden mean was found, however, Meg added
to her domestic possessions what young couples seldom
get on long without, a family jar.
Fired a with housewifely wish to see
her storeroom stocked with homemade preserves, she
undertook to put up her own currant jelly. John
was requested to order home a dozen or so of little
pots and an extra quantity of sugar, for their own
currants were ripe and were to be attended to at once.
As John firmly believed that ‘my wife’
was equal to anything, and took a natural pride in
her skill, he resolved that she should be gratified,
and their only crop of fruit laid by in a most pleasing
form for winter use. Home came four dozen delightful
little pots, half a barrel of sugar, and a small boy
to pick the currants for her. With her pretty
hair tucked into a little cap, arms bared to the elbow,
and a checked apron which had a coquettish look in
spite of the bib, the young housewife fell to work,
feeling no doubts about her success, for hadn’t
she seen Hannah do it hundreds of times? The
array of pots rather amazed her at first, but John
was so fond of jelly, and the nice little jars would
look so well on the top shelf, that Meg resolved to
fill them all, and spent a long day picking, boiling,
straining, and fussing over her jelly. She did
her best, she asked advice of Mrs. Cornelius, she
racked her brain to remember what Hannah did that
she left undone, she reboiled, resugared, and restrained,
but that dreadful stuff wouldn’t ‘jell’.
She longed to run home, bib and all,
and ask Mother to lend her a hand, but John and she
had agreed that they would never annoy anyone with
their private worries, experiments, or quarrels.
They had laughed over that last word as if the idea
it suggested was a most preposterous one, but they
had held to their resolve, and whenever they could
get on without help they did so, and no one interfered,
for Mrs. March had advised the plan. So Meg
wrestled alone with the refractory sweetmeats all
that hot summer day, and at five o’clock sat
down in her topsy-turvey kitchen, wrung her bedaubed
hands, lifted up her voice and wept.
Now, in the first flush of the new
life, she had often said, “My husband shall
always feel free to bring a friend home whenever he
likes. I shall always be prepared. There
shall be no flurry, no scolding, no discomfort, but
a neat house, a cheerful wife, and a good dinner.
John, dear, never stop to ask my leave, invite whom
you please, and be sure of a welcome from me.”
How charming that was, to be sure!
John quite glowed with pride to hear her say it,
and felt what a blessed thing it was to have a superior
wife. But, although they had had company from
time to time, it never happened to be unexpected,
and Meg had never had an opportunity to distinguish
herself till now. It always happens so in this
vale of tears, there is an inevitability about such
things which we can only wonder at, deplore, and bear
as we best can.
If John had not forgotten all about
the jelly, it really would have been unpardonable
in him to choose that day, of all the days in the
year, to bring a friend home to dinner unexpectedly.
Congratulating himself that a handsome repast had
been ordered that morning, feeling sure that it would
be ready to the minute, and indulging in pleasant
anticipations of the charming effect it would produce,
when his pretty wife came running out to meet him,
he escorted his friend to his mansion, with the irrepressible
satisfaction of a young host and husband.
It is a world of disappointments,
as John discovered when he reached the Dovecote.
The front door usually stood hospitably open.
Now it was not only shut, but locked, and yesterday’s
mud still adorned the steps. The parlor windows
were closed and curtained, no picture of the pretty
wife sewing on the piazza, in white, with a distracting
little bow in her hair, or a bright-eyed hostess,
smiling a shy welcome as she greeted her guest.
Nothing of the sort, for not a soul appeared but a
sanginary-looking boy asleep under the current bushes.
“I’m afraid something
has happened. Step into the garden, Scott, while
I look up Mrs. Brooke,” said John, alarmed at
the silence and solitude.
Round the house he hurried, led by
a pungent smell of burned sugar, and Mr. Scott strolled
after him, with a queer look on his face. He
paused discreetly at a distance when Brooke disappeared,
but he could both see and hear, and being a bachelor,
enjoyed the prospect mightily.
In the kitchen reigned confusion and
despair. One edition of jelly was trickled from
pot to pot, another lay upon the floor, and a third
was burning gaily on the stove. Lotty, with
Teutonic phlegm, was calmly eating bread and currant
wine, for the jelly was still in a hopelessly liquid
state, while Mrs. Brooke, with her apron over her head,
sat sobbing dismally.
“My dearest girl, what is the
matter?” cried John, rushing in, with awful
visions of scalded hands, sudden news of affliction,
and secret consternation at the thought of the guest
in the garden.
“Oh, John, I am so tired and
hot and cross and worried! I’ve been at
it till I’m all worn out. Do come and help
me or I shall die!” and the exhausted housewife
cast herself upon his breast, giving him a sweet welcome
in every sense of the word, for her pinafore had been
baptized at the same time as the floor.
“What worries you dear?
Has anything dreadful happened?” asked the
anxious John, tenderly kissing the crown of the little
cap, which was all askew.
“Yes,” sobbed Meg despairingly.
“Tell me quick, then.
Don’t cry. I can bear anything better than
that. Out with it, love.”
“The... The jelly won’t
jell and I don’t know what to do!”
John Brooke laughed then as he never
dared to laugh afterward, and the derisive Scott smiled
involuntarily as he heard the hearty peal, which put
the finishing stroke to poor Meg’s woe.
“Is that all? Fling it
out of the window, and don’t bother any more
about it. I’ll buy you quarts if you want
it, but for heaven’s sake don’t have hysterics,
for I’ve brought Jack Scott home to dinner,
and...”
John got no further, for Meg cast
him off, and clasped her hands with a tragic gesture
as she fell into a chair, exclaiming in a tone of
mingled indignation, reproach, and dismay...
“A man to dinner, and everything
in a mess! John Brooke, how could you do such
a thing?”
“Hush, he’s in the garden!
I forgot the confounded jelly, but it can’t
be helped now,” said John, surveying the prospect
with an anxious eye.
“You ought to have sent word,
or told me this morning, and you ought to have remembered
how busy I was,” continued Meg petulantly, for
even turtledoves will peck when ruffled.
“I didn’t know it this
morning, and there was no time to send word, for I
met him on the way out. I never thought of asking
leave, when you have always told me to do as I liked.
I never tried it before, and hang me if I ever do
again!” added John, with an aggrieved air.
“I should hope not! Take
him away at once. I can’t see him, and
there isn’t any dinner.”
“Well, I like that! Where’s
the beef and vegetables I sent home, and the pudding
you promised?” cried John, rushing to the larder.
“I hadn’t time to cook
anything. I meant to dine at Mother’s.
I’m sorry, but I was so busy,” and Meg’s
tears began again.
John was a mild man, but he was human,
and after a long day’s work to come home tired,
hungry, and hopeful, to find a chaotic house, an empty
table, and a cross wife was not exactly conducive to
repose of mind or manner. He restrained himself
however, and the little squall would have blown over,
but for one unlucky word.
“It’s a scrape, I acknowledge,
but if you will lend a hand, we’ll pull through
and have a good time yet. Don’t cry, dear,
but just exert yourself a bit, and fix us up something
to eat. We’re both as hungry as hunters,
so we shan’t mind what it is. Give us the
cold meat, and bread and cheese. We won’t
ask for jelly.”
He meant it to be a good-natured joke,
but that one word sealed his fate. Meg thought
it was too cruel to hint about her sad failure, and
the last atom of patience vanished as he spoke.
“You must get yourself out of
the scrape as you can. I’m too used up
to ‘exert’ myself for anyone. It’s
like a man to propose a bone and vulgar bread and
cheese for company. I won’t have anything
of the sort in my house. Take that Scott up
to Mother’s, and tell him I’m away, sick,
dead, anything. I won’t see him, and you
two can laugh at me and my jelly as much as you like.
You won’t have anything else here.” and
having delivered her defiance all on one breath, Meg
cast away her pinafore and precipitately left the
field to bemoan herself in her own room.
What those two creatures did in her
absence, she never knew, but Mr. Scott was not taken
‘up to Mother’s’, and when Meg descended,
after they had strolled away together, she found traces
of a promiscuous lunch which filled her with horror.
Lotty reported that they had eaten “a much,
and greatly laughed, and the master bid her throw away
all the sweet stuff, and hide the pots.”
Meg longed to go and tell Mother,
but a sense of shame at her own short-comings, of
loyalty to John, “who might be cruel, but nobody
should know it,” restrained her, and after a
summary cleaning up, she dressed herself prettily,
and sat down to wait for John to come and be forgiven.
Unfortunately, John didn’t come,
not seeing the matter in that light. He had carried
it off as a good joke with Scott, excused his little
wife as well as he could, and played the host so hospitably
that his friend enjoyed the impromptu dinner, and
promised to come again, but John was angry, though
he did not show it, he felt that Meg had deserted
him in his hour of need. “It wasn’t
fair to tell a man to bring folks home any time, with
perfect freedom, and when he took you at your word,
to flame up and blame him, and leave him in the lurch,
to be laughed at or pitied. No, by George, it
wasn’t! And Meg must know it.”
He had fumed inwardly during the feast,
but when the flurry was over and he strolled home
after seeing Scott off, a milder mood came over him.
“Poor little thing! It was hard upon her
when she tried so heartily to please me. She
was wrong, of course, but then she was young.
I must be patient and teach her.” He hoped
she had not gone home he hated gossip and
interference. For a minute he was ruffled again
at the mere thought of it, and then the fear that Meg
would cry herself sick softened his heart, and sent
him on at a quicker pace, resolving to be calm and
kind, but firm, quite firm, and show her where she
had failed in her duty to her spouse.
Meg likewise resolved to be ‘calm
and kind, but firm’, and show him his duty.
She longed to run to meet him, and beg pardon, and
be kissed and comforted, as she was sure of being,
but, of course, she did nothing of the sort, and when
she saw John coming, began to hum quite naturally,
as she rocked and sewed, like a lady of leisure in
her best parlor.
John was a little disappointed not
to find a tender Niobe, but feeling that his dignity
demanded the first apology, he made none, only came
leisurely in and laid himself upon the sofa with the
singularly relevant remark, “We are going to
have a new moon, my dear.”
“I’ve no objection,”
was Meg’s equally soothing remark. A few
other topics of general interest were introduced by
Mr. Brooke and wet-blanketed by Mrs. Brooke, and conversation
languished. John went to one window, unfolded
his paper, and wrapped himself in it, figuratively
speaking. Meg went to the other window, and sewed
as if new rosettes for slippers were among the necessaries
of life. Neither spoke. Both looked quite
‘calm and firm’, and both felt desperately
uncomfortable.
“Oh, dear,” thought Meg,
“married life is very trying, and does need
infinite patience as well as love, as Mother says.”
The word ‘Mother’ suggested other maternal
counsels given long ago, and received with unbelieving
protests.
“John is a good man, but he
has his faults, and you must learn to see and bear
with them, remembering your own. He is very decided,
but never will be obstinate, if you reason kindly,
not oppose impatiently. He is very accurate,
and particular about the truth a good trait,
though you call him ‘fussy’. Never
deceive him by look or word, Meg, and he will give
you the confidence you deserve, the support you need.
He has a temper, not like ours one flash
and then all over but the white, still
anger that is seldom stirred, but once kindled is hard
to quench. Be careful, be very careful, not
to wake his anger against yourself, for peace and
happiness depend on keeping his respect. Watch
yourself, be the first to ask pardon if you both err,
and guard against the little piqués, misunderstandings,
and hasty words that often pave the way for bitter
sorrow and regret.”
These words came back to Meg, as she
sat sewing in the sunset, especially the last.
This was the first serious disagreement, her own
hasty speeches sounded both silly and unkind, as she
recalled them, her own anger looked childish now,
and thoughts of poor John coming home to such a scene
quite melted her heart. She glanced at him with
tears in her eyes, but he did not see them.
She put down her work and got up, thinking, “I
will be the first to say, ‘Forgive me’”,
but he did not seem to hear her. She went very
slowly across the room, for pride was hard to swallow,
and stood by him, but he did not turn his head.
For a minute she felt as if she really couldn’t
do it, then came the thought, “This is the beginning.
I’ll do my part, and have nothing to reproach
myself with,” and stooping down, she softly kissed
her husband on the forehead. Of course that settled
it. The penitent kiss was better than a world
of words, and John had her on his knee in a minute,
saying tenderly...
“It was too bad to laugh at
the poor little jelly pots. Forgive me, dear.
I never will again!”
But he did, oh bless you, yes, hundreds
of times, and so did Meg, both declaring that it was
the sweetest jelly they ever made, for family peace
was preserved in that little family jar.
After this, Meg had Mr. Scott to dinner
by special invitation, and served him up a pleasant
feast without a cooked wife for the first course,
on which occasion she was so gay and gracious, and
made everything go off so charmingly, that Mr. Scott
told John he was a lucky fellow, and shook his head
over the hardships of bachelorhood all the way home.
In the autumn, new trials and experiences
came to Meg. Sallie Moffat renewed her friendship,
was always running out for a dish of gossip at the
little house, or inviting ‘that poor dear’
to come in and spend the day at the big house.
It was pleasant, for in dull weather Meg often felt
lonely. All were busy at home, John absent till
night, and nothing to do but sew, or read, or potter
about. So it naturally fell out that Meg got
into the way of gadding and gossiping with her friend.
Seeing Sallie’s pretty things made her long for
such, and pity herself because she had not got them.
Sallie was very kind, and often offered her the coveted
trifles, but Meg declined them, knowing that John
wouldn’t like it, and then this foolish little
woman went and did what John disliked even worse.
She knew her husband’s income,
and she loved to feel that he trusted her, not only
with his happiness, but what some men seem to value
more his money. She knew where it
was, was free to take what she liked, and all he asked
was that she should keep account of every penny, pay
bills once a month, and remember that she was a poor
man’s wife. Till now she had done well,
been prudent and exact, kept her little account books
neatly, and showed them to him monthly without fear.
But that autumn the serpent got into Meg’s paradise,
and tempted her like many a modern Eve, not with apples,
but with dress. Meg didn’t like to be
pitied and made to feel poor. It irritated her,
but she was ashamed to confess it, and now and then
she tried to console herself by buying something pretty,
so that Sallie needn’t think she had to economize.
She always felt wicked after it, for the pretty things
were seldom necessaries, but then they cost so little,
it wasn’t worth worrying about, so the trifles
increased unconsciously, and in the shopping excursions
she was no longer a passive looker-on.
But the trifles cost more than one
would imagine, and when she cast up her accounts at
the end of the month the sum total rather scared her.
John was busy that month and left the bills to her,
the next month he was absent, but the third he had
a grand quarterly settling up, and Meg never forgot
it. A few days before she had done a dreadful
thing, and it weighed upon her conscience. Sallie
had been buying silks, and Meg longed for a new one,
just a handsome light one for parties, her black silk
was so common, and thin things for evening wear were
only proper for girls. Aunt March usually gave
the sisters a present of twenty-five dollars apiece
at New Year’s. That was only a month to
wait, and here was a lovely violet silk going at a
bargain, and she had the money, if she only dared
to take it. John always said what was his was
hers, but would he think it right to spend not only
the prospective five-and-twenty, but another five-and-twenty
out of the household fund? That was the question.
Sallie had urged her to do it, had offered to lend
the money, and with the best intentions in life had
tempted Meg beyond her strength. In an evil moment
the shopman held up the lovely, shimmering folds,
and said, “A bargain, I assure, you, ma’am.”
She answered, “I’ll take it,” and
it was cut off and paid for, and Sallie had exulted,
and she had laughed as if it were a thing of no consequence,
and driven away, feeling as if she had stolen something,
and the police were after her.
When she got home, she tried to assuage
the pangs of remorse by spreading forth the lovely
silk, but it looked less silvery now, didn’t
become her, after all, and the words ‘fifty dollars’
seemed stamped like a pattern down each breadth.
She put it away, but it haunted her, not delightfully
as a new dress should, but dreadfully like the ghost
of a folly that was not easily laid. When John
got out his books that night, Meg’s heart sank,
and for the first time in her married life, she was
afraid of her husband. The kind, brown eyes looked
as if they could be stern, and though he was unusually
merry, she fancied he had found her out, but didn’t
mean to let her know it. The house bills were
all paid, the books all in order. John had praised
her, and was undoing the old pocketbook which they
called the ‘bank’, when Meg, knowing that
it was quite empty, stopped his hand, saying nervously...
“You haven’t seen my private expense book
yet.”
John never asked to see it, but she
always insisted on his doing so, and used to enjoy
his masculine amazement at the queer things women
wanted, and made him guess what piping was, demand
fiercely the meaning of a hug-me-tight, or wonder
how a little thing composed of three rosebuds, a bit
of velvet, and a pair of strings, could possibly be
a bonnet, and cost six dollars. That night he
looked as if he would like the fun of quizzing her
figures and pretending to be horrified at her extravagance,
as he often did, being particularly proud of his prudent
wife.
The little book was brought slowly
out and laid down before him. Meg got behind
his chair under pretense of smoothing the wrinkles
out of his tired forehead, and standing there, she
said, with her panic increasing with every word...
“John, dear, I’m ashamed
to show you my book, for I’ve really been dreadfully
extravagant lately. I go about so much I must
have things, you know, and Sallie advised my getting
it, so I did, and my New Year’s money will partly
pay for it, but I was sorry after I had done it, for
I knew you’d think it wrong in me.”
John laughed, and drew her round beside
him, saying goodhumoredly, “Don’t go and
hide. I won’t beat you if you have got
a pair of killing boots. I’m rather proud
of my wife’s feet, and don’t mind if she
does pay eight or nine dollars for her boots, if they
are good ones.”
That had been one of her last ‘trifles’,
and John’s eye had fallen on it as he spoke.
“Oh, what will he say when he comes to that
awful fifty dollars!” thought Meg, with a shiver.
“It’s worse than boots,
it’s a silk dress,” she said, with the
calmness of desperation, for she wanted the worst
over.
“Well, dear, what is the ‘dem’d
total’, as Mr. Mantalini says?”
That didn’t sound like John,
and she knew he was looking up at her with the straightforward
look that she had always been ready to meet and answer
with one as frank till now. She turned the page
and her head at the same time, pointing to the sum
which would have been bad enough without the fifty,
but which was appalling to her with that added.
For a minute the room was very still, then John said
slowly but she could feel it cost him an
effort to express no displeasure . . .
“Well, I don’t know that
fifty is much for a dress, with all the furbelows
and notions you have to have to finish it off these
days.”
“It isn’t made or trimmed,”
sighed Meg, faintly, for a sudden recollection of
the cost still to be incurred quite overwhelmed her.
“Twenty-five yards of silk seems
a good deal to cover one small woman, but I’ve
no doubt my wife will look as fine as Ned Moffat’s
when she gets it on,” said John dryly.
“I know you are angry, John,
but I can’t help it. I don’t mean
to waste your money, and I didn’t think those
little things would count up so. I can’t
resist them when I see Sallie buying all she wants,
and pitying me because I don’t. I try
to be contented, but it is hard, and I’m tired
of being poor.”
The last words were spoken so low
she thought he did not hear them, but he did, and
they wounded him deeply, for he had denied himself
many pleasures for Meg’s sake. She could
have bitten her tongue out the minute she had said
it, for John pushed the books away and got up, saying
with a little quiver in his voice, “I was afraid
of this. I do my best, Meg.” If
he had scolded her, or even shaken her, it would not
have broken her heart like those few words. She
ran to him and held him close, crying, with repentant
tears, “Oh, John, my dear, kind, hard-working
boy. I didn’t mean it! It was so
wicked, so untrue and ungrateful, how could I say
it! Oh, how could I say it!”
He was very kind, forgave her readily,
and did not utter one reproach, but Meg knew that
she had done and said a thing which would not be forgotten
soon, although he might never allude to it again.
She had promised to love him for better or worse,
and then she, his wife, had reproached him with his
poverty, after spending his earnings recklessly.
It was dreadful, and the worst of it was John went
on so quietly afterward, just as if nothing had happened,
except that he stayed in town later, and worked at
night when she had gone to cry herself to sleep.
A week of remorse nearly made Meg sick, and the discovery
that John had countermanded the order for his new greatcoat
reduced her to a state of despair which was pathetic
to behold. He had simply said, in answer to
her surprised inquiries as to the change, “I
can’t afford it, my dear.”
Meg said no more, but a few minutes
after he found her in the hall with her face buried
in the old greatcoat, crying as if her heart would
break.
They had a long talk that night, and
Meg learned to love her husband better for his poverty,
because it seemed to have made a man of him, given
him the strength and courage to fight his own way,
and taught him a tender patience with which to bear
and comfort the natural longings and failures of those
he loved.
Next day she put her pride in her
pocket, went to Sallie, told the truth, and asked
her to buy the silk as a favor. The good-natured
Mrs. Moffat willingly did so, and had the delicacy
not to make her a present of it immediately afterward.
Then Meg ordered home the greatcoat, and when John
arrived, she put it on, and asked him how he liked
her new silk gown. One can imagine what answer
he made, how he received his present, and what a blissful
state of things ensued. John came home early,
Meg gadded no more, and that greatcoat was put on in
the morning by a very happy husband, and taken off
at night by a most devoted little wife. So the
year rolled round, and at midsummer there came to
Meg a new experience, the deepest and tenderest of
a woman’s life.
Laurie came sneaking into the kitchen
of the Dovecote one Saturday, with an excited face,
and was received with the clash of cymbals, for Hannah
clapped her hands with a saucepan in one and the cover
in the other.
“How’s the little mamma?
Where is everybody? Why didn’t you tell
me before I came home?” began Laurie in a loud
whisper.
“Happy as a queen, the dear!
Every soul of ’em is upstairs a worshipin’.
We didn’t want no hurrycanes round. Now
you go into the parlor, and I’ll send ’em
down to you,” with which somewhat involved reply
Hannah vanished, chuckling ecstatically.
Presently Jo appeared, proudly bearing
a flannel bundle laid forth upon a large pillow.
Jo’s face was very sober, but her eyes twinkled,
and there was an odd sound in her voice of repressed
emotion of some sort.
“Shut your eyes and hold out
your arms,” she said invitingly.
Laurie backed precipitately into a
corner, and put his hands behind him with an imploring
gesture. “No, thank you. I’d
rather not. I shall drop it or smash it, as
sure as fate.”
“Then you shan’t see your
nevvy,” said Jo decidedly, turning as if to
go.
“I will, I will! Only
you must be responsible for damages.” and obeying
orders, Laurie heroically shut his eyes while something
was put into his arms. A peal of laughter from
Jo, Amy, Mrs. March, Hannah, and John caused him to
open them the next minute, to find himself invested
with two babies instead of one.
No wonder they laughed, for the expression
of his face was droll enough to convulse a Quaker,
as he stood and stared wildly from the unconscious
innocents to the hilarious spectators with such dismay
that Jo sat down on the floor and screamed.
“Twins, by Jupiter!” was
all he said for a minute, then turning to the women
with an appealing look that was comically piteous,
he added, “Take ’em quick, somebody!
I’m going to laugh, and I shall drop ’em.”
Jo rescued his babies, and marched
up and down, with one on each arm, as if already initiated
into the mysteries of babytending, while Laurie laughed
till the tears ran down his cheeks.
“It’s the best joke of
the season, isn’t it? I wouldn’t
have told you, for I set my heart on surprising you,
and I flatter myself I’ve done it,” said
Jo, when she got her breath.
“I never was more staggered
in my life. Isn’t it fun? Are they
boys? What are you going to name them? Let’s
have another look. Hold me up, Jo, for upon
my life it’s one too many for me,” returned
Laurie, regarding the infants with the air of a big,
benevolent Newfoundland looking at a pair of infantile
kittens.
“Boy and girl. Aren’t
they beauties?” said the proud papa, beaming
upon the little red squirmers as if they were unfledged
angels.
“Most remarkable children I
ever saw. Which is which?” and Laurie bent
like a well-sweep to examine the prodigies.
“Amy put a blue ribbon on the
boy and a pink on the girl, French fashion, so you
can always tell. Besides, one has blue eyes and
one brown. Kiss them, Uncle Teddy,” said
wicked Jo.
“I’m afraid they mightn’t
like it,” began Laurie, with unusual timidity
in such matters.
“Of course they will, they are
used to it now. Do it this minute, sir!”
commanded Jo, fearing he might propose a proxy.
Laurie screwed up his face and obeyed
with a gingerly peck at each little cheek that produced
another laugh, and made the babies squeal.
“There, I knew they didn’t
like it! That’s the boy, see him kick,
he hits out with his fists like a good one.
Now then, young Brooke, pitch into a man of your own
size, will you?” cried Laurie, delighted with
a poke in the face from a tiny fist, flapping aimlessly
about.
“He’s to be named John
Laurence, and the girl Margaret, after mother and
grandmother. We shall call her Daisey, so as
not to have two Megs, and I suppose the mannie will
be Jack, unless we find a better name,” said
Amy, with aunt-like interest.
“Name him Demijohn, and call
him Demi for short,” said Laurie
“Daisy and Demi, just the thing!
I knew Teddy would do it,” cried Jo clapping
her hands.
Teddy certainly had done it that time,
for the babies were ‘Daisy’ and ‘Demi’
to the end of the chapter.