MR. LUDOVIC QUAYLE AMONG THE PROPHETS
That same luncheon party at Brockhurst,
if not notably satisfactory to the hosts, afforded
much subsequent food for meditation to one at least
of the guests. During the evening immediately
following it, and even in the watches of the night,
Lady Louisa Barking’s thought was persistently
engaged with the subject of Richard Calmady, his looks,
his character, his temper, his rent-roll, the acreage
of his estates, and his prospects generally.
Nor did her interest remain hidden and inarticulate.
For, finding that in various particulars her knowledge
was superficial and clearly insufficient, on her journey
from Westchurch up to town next day, in company with
her brother Ludovic, she put so many questions to
that accomplished young gentleman that he shortly
divined some serious purpose in her inquiry.
“We all recognise, my dear Louisa,”
he remarked presently, laying aside the day’s
Times, of which he had vainly essayed the study, with
an air of gentle resignation, crossing his long legs
and leaning back in his corner of the railway carriage,
“that you are the possessor of an eminently
practical mind. You have run the family for some
years now, not without numerous successes, among which
may be reckoned your running of yourself into the
arms if you will pardon my mentioning them of
my estimable brother-in-law, Barking.”
“Really, Ludovic!” his sister protested.
“Let me entreat you not to turn
restive, Louisa,” Mr. Quayle rejoined with the
utmost suavity. “I am paying a high compliment
to your intelligence. To have run into the arms
of Mr. Barking, or indeed of anybody else, casually
and involuntarily, to have blundered into them if
I may so express myself would have been
a stupidity. But to run into them intentionally
and voluntarily argues considerable powers of strategy,
an intelligent direction of movement which I respect
and admire.”
“You are really exceedingly provoking, Ludovic!”
Lady Louisa pushed the square, leather-covered
dressing-case, on which her feet had been resting,
impatiently aside.
“Far from it,” the young
man answered. “Can I put that box anywhere
else for you? You like it just where it is? Yes?
But I assure you I am not provoking. I am merely
complimentary. Conversation is an art, Louisa.
None of my sisters ever can be got to understand that.
It is dreadfully crude to rush in waist-deep at once.
There should be feints and approaches. You should
nibble at your sugar with a graceful coyness.
You should cut a few frills and skirmish a little before
setting the battle actively in array. And it is
just this that I have been striving to do during the
last five minutes. But you do not appear to appreciate
the commendable style of my preliminaries. You
want to engage immediately. There is usually
a first-rate underlying reason for your interest in
anybody ”
Again the lady shifted the position
of the dressing-case.
“To the right?” inquired
Mr. Quayle extending his hand, his head a little on
one side, his long neck directed forward, while he
regarded first his sister and then the dressing-case
with infuriating urbanity. “No? Let
us come to Hecuba, then. Let us dissemble no longer,
but put it plainly. What, oh, Louisa! what are
you driving at in respect of my very dear friend,
Dickie Calmady?”
Now it was unquestionably most desirable
for her to keep on the fair-weather side of Mr. Quayle
just then. Yet the flesh is weak. Lady Louisa
Barking could not control a movement of self-justification.
She spoke with dignity, severely.
“It is all very well for you
to say those sort of things, Ludovic ”
“What sort of things?” he inquired mildly.
“But I should be glad to know
what would have become of the family by now, unless
some one had come forward and taken matters in hand?
Of course one gets no thanks for it. One never
does get any thanks for doing one’s duty, however
wearing it is to oneself and however much others profit.
But somebody had to sacrifice themselves. Mama
is unequal to any exertion. You know what papa
is ”
“I do, I do,” murmured
Mr. Quayle, raising his gaze piously to the roof of
the railway carriage.
“If he has one of the boys to
tramp over the country with him at Whitney, and one
of the girls to ride with him in London, he is perfectly
happy and content. He is alarmingly improvident.
He would prefer keeping the whole family at home doing
nothing ”
“Save laughing at his jokes.
My father craves the support of a sympathetic audience.”
“Shotover is worse than useless.”
“Except to the guileless Israelite he is.
Absolutely true, Louisa.”
“Guy would never have gone into
the army when he left Eton unless I had insisted upon
it. And it was entirely through the Barkings’
influence at my representation of course that
Eddie got a berth in that Liverpool cotton-broker’s
business. I am sure Alicia is very comfortably
married. I know George Winterbotham is not the
least interesting, but he is perfectly gentlemanlike
and presentable, and so on, and he makes her a most
devoted husband. And from what Mr. Barking heard
the other day at the Club from somebody or other, I
forget who, but some one connected with the Government,
you know, there is every probability of George getting
that permanent under-secretaryship.”
“Did I not start by declaring
you had achieved numerous successes?” Ludovic
inquired. “Yet we stray from the point,
Louisa. For do I not still remain ignorant of
the root of your sudden interest in my friend Dickie
Calmady? And I thirst to learn how you propose
to work him into the triumphant development of our
family fortunes.”
The proportions of Lady Louisa’s
small mouth contracted still further into an expression
of great decision, while she glanced at the landscape
reeling away from the window of the railway carriage.
In the past twelve hours autumn had given place to
winter. The bare hedges showed black, while the
fallen leaves of the hedgerow trees formed unsightly
blotches of sodden brown and purple upon the dirty
green of the pastures. Over all brooded an opaque,
gray-brown sky, sullen and impenetrable. Lady
Louisa saw all this. But she was one of those
persons happily, for themselves, unaffected by such
abstractions as the aspects of nature. Her purposes
were immediate and practical. She followed them
with praiseworthy persistence. The landscape merely
engaged her eyes because she preferred, just now, looking
out of the window to looking her brother in the face.
“Something must be done for
the younger girls,” she announced. “I
feel pretty confident about Emily’s future.
We need not go into that. Maggie, if she marries
at all and she really is very useful at
home, in looking after the servants and entertaining,
and so on if she marries at all, will marry
late. She has no particular attractions as girls
go. Her figure is too solid, and she talks too
much. But she will make a very presentable middle-aged
woman sensible, dependable, an excellent
ménagère. Certainly she had better marry
late.”
“A mature clergyman when she
is rising forty a widowed bishop, for instance.
Yes, I approve that,” Mr. Quayle rejoined reflectively.
“It is well conceived, Louisa. We must
keep an eye on the Bench and carefully note any episcopal
matrimonial vacancy. Bishops have a little turn,
I observe, for marrying somebody who is somebody specially
en secondes noces, good men. Yes, it is
well thought of. With careful steering we may
bring Maggie to anchor in a palace yet. Maggie
is rather dogmatic, she would make not half a bad
Mrs. Proudie. So she is disposed of, and then?”
For a few seconds the lady held silent
converse with herself. At last she addressed
her companion in tones of unwonted cordiality.
“You are by far the most sensible
of the family, Ludovic,” she began.
“And in a family so renowned
for intellect, so conspicuous for ’parts and
learning,’ as Macaulay puts it, that is indeed
a distinction!” Mr. Quayle bowed
slightly in his comfortable corner. “A thousand
thanks, Louisa,” he murmured.
“I would not breathe a syllable
of this to any of the others,” she continued.
“You know how the girls chatter. Alicia,
I am sorry to say, is as bad as any of them.
They would discuss the question without intermission simply,
you know, talk the whole thing to death.”
“Poor thing! Yet,
after all, what thing?” the young man inquired
urbanely.
Lady Louisa bit her lip. He was
very irritating, while she was very much in earnest.
It was her misfortune usually to be a good deal in
earnest.
“There is Constance,” she remarked, somewhat
abruptly.
“Precisely there
is poor, dear, innocent, rather foolish, little Connie.
It occurred to me we might be coming to that.”
In his turn Mr. Quayle fell silent,
and contemplated the reeling landscape. Pasture
had given place to wide stretches of dark moorland
on either side the railway line, with a pallor of sour
bog-grasses in the hollows. The outlook was uncheerful.
Perhaps it was that which caused the young man to
shake his head.
“I recognize the brilliancy
of the conception, Louisa. It reflects credit
upon your imagination and your daring,”
he said presently. “But you won’t
be able to work it.”
“Pray why not?” almost snapped Lady Louisa.
Mr. Quayle settled himself back in
his corner again. His handsome face was all sweetness,
indulgent though argumentative. He was nothing,
clearly, unless reasonable.
“Personally, I am extremely
fond of Dickie Calmady,” he began. “I
permit myself honestly I do moments
of enthusiasm regarding him. I should esteem
the woman lucky who married him. Yet I could imagine
a prejudice might exist in some minds minds
of a less emancipated and finely comprehensive order
than yours and my own of course against
such an alliance. Take my father’s mind,
for instance and unhappily my father dotes
on Connie. And he is more obstinate than nineteen
dozen well, I leave you to fill in the comparison
mentally, Louisa. It might be slightly wanting
in filial respect to put it into words.”
Again he shook his head in pensive solemnity.
“I give you credit for prodigious
push and tenacity, for a remarkable capacity of generalship,
in short. Yet I cannot disguise from myself the
certainty that you would never square my father.”
“But suppose she wishes it herself.
Papa would deny Connie nothing,” the other objected.
She was obliged to raise her voice to a point of shrillness,
hardly compatible with the dignity of the noble house
of Fallowfeild, double with all the gold of
all the Barkings, for the train was banging over the
points and roaring between the platforms of a local
junction. Mr. Quayle made a deprecating gesture,
put his hands over his ears, and again gently shook
his head, intimating that no person possessed either
of nerves or self-respect could be expected to carry
on a conversation under existing conditions. Lady
Louisa desisted. But, as soon as the train passed
into the comparative quiet of the open country, she
took up her parable again, and took it up in a tone
of authority.
“Of course I admit there is
something to get over. It would be ridiculous
not to admit that. And I am always determined
to be perfectly straightforward. I detest humbug
of any kind. So I do not deny for a moment that
there is something. Still it would be a very
good marriage for Constance, a very good marriage,
indeed. Even papa must acknowledge that.
Money, position, age, everything of that kind, in
its favour. One could not expect to have all that
without some make-weight. I should not regret
it, for I feel it might really be bad for Connie to
have so much without some make-weight. And I remarked
yesterday I could not help remarking it that
she was very much occupied about Sir Richard Calmady.”
“Connie is a little goose,”
Mr. Quayle permitted himself to remark, and for once
there was quite a sour edge to his sweetness.
“Connie is not quick, she is
not sensitive,” his sister continued. “And,
really, under all the circumstances, that perhaps is
just as well. But she is a good child, and would
believe almost anything you told her. She has
an affectionate and obedient disposition, and she
never attempts to think for herself. I don’t
believe it would ever occur to her to object to his his
peculiarities, unless some mischievous person suggested
it to her. And then, as I tell you, I remarked
she was very much occupied about him.”
Once again Mr. Quayle sought counsel
of the landscape which once again had changed in character.
For here civilisation began to trail her skirts very
visibly, and the edges of those skirts were torn and
frayed, notably unhandsome. The open moorland
had given place to flat market-gardens and leafless
orchards sloppy with wet. Innumerable cabbages,
innumerable stunted, black-branched apple and pear
trees, avenues of dilapidated pea and bean sticks,
reeled away to right and left. The semi-suburban
towns stretched forth long, rawly-red arms of ugly,
little, jerry-built streets and terraces. Tall
chimneys and unlovely gasometers these
last showing as collections of some monstrous spawn rose
against the opaque sky, a sky rendered momentarily
more opaque, dirtier and more dingy, by the masses
of London smoke hanging along the eastern horizon.
Usually Ludovic knew his own mind
clearly enough. The atmosphere of it was very
far from being hazy. Now that atmosphere bore
annoying resemblance to the opacity obtaining overhead
and along the eastern horizon. The young man’s
sympathies or were they his prejudices? had
a convenient habit of ranging themselves immediately
on one side or other of any question presenting itself
to him. But in the present case they were mixed.
They pulled both ways, and this vexed him. For
he liked to suppose himself very ripe, cynical, and
disillusioned, while, in good truth, sentiment had
more than a word to say in most of his opinions and
decisions. Now sentiment ruled him strongly and
pushed him but, unfortunately, in diametrically
opposite directions. The sentiment of friendship
compelled him hitherward. While another sentiment,
which he refused to define he recognised
it as wholesome, yet he was a trifle ashamed of it compelled
him quite other-where. He took refuge in an adroit
begging of the question.
“After all are you not committing
the fundamental error of reckoning without your host,
Louisa?” he inquired. “Connie may
be a good deal occupied about Calmady, but thereby
may only give further proof of her own silliness.
I certainly discovered no particular sign of Calmady
being occupied about Connie. He was very much
more occupied about the fair cousin, Helen de Vallorbes,
than about any one of us, my illustrious self included,
as far as I could see.”
In her secret soul his hearer had
to own this statement just. But she kept the
owning to herself, and, with a rapidity upon which
she could not help congratulating herself, instituted
a flanking movement.
“You hear all the gossip, Ludovic,”
she said. “Of course it is no good my asking
Mr. Barking about that sort of thing. Even if
he heard it he would not remember it. His mind
is too much occupied. If a woman marries a man
with large political interests she must just give herself
to them generously. It is very interesting, and
one feels, of course, one is helping to make history.
But still one has to sacrifice something. I hear
next to nothing of what is going on the
gossip, I mean. And so tell me, what do you hear
about her, about Madame de Vallorbes?”
“At first hand only that which
you must know perfectly well yourself, my dear Louisa.
Didn’t you sit opposite to her at luncheon,
yesterday? That she is a vastly good-looking
and attractive woman.”
“At second hand, then?”
“At second hand? Oh! at
second hand I know various amiable little odds and
ends such as are commonly reported by the uncharitable
and censorious,” Ludovic answered mildly.
“Probably more than half of these little treasures
are pure fiction, generated by envy, conceived by
malice.”
“Pray, Ludovic!” his sister
exclaimed. But she recovered herself, and added: “you
may as well tell me all the same. I think, under
the circumstances, it would be better for me to hear.”
“You really wish to hear?
Well, I give it you for what it is worth. I don’t
vouch for the truth of a single item. For all
we can tell, nice, kind friends may be recounting
kindred anecdotes of Alicia and the blameless Winterbotham,
or even of you, Louisa, and Mr. Barking.”
Mr. Quayle fixed a glance of surpassing
graciousness upon his sister as he uttered these agreeable
suggestions, and fervid curiosity alone enabled her
to resist a rejoinder and to maintain a dignified silence.
“It is said and this
probably is true that she never cared two
straws for de Vallorbes, but was jockeyed in the marriage just
as you might jockey Constance, you know, Louisa by
her mother, who has the reputation of being a somewhat
frisky matron with a keen eye to the main chance.
She is not quite all, I understand, a tender heart
could desire in the way of a parent. It is further
said that la belle Helene makes the dollars
fly even more freely than did de Vallorbes in his
best days, and he has the credit of having been something
of a viveur. He knew not only his Paris,
but his Baden-Baden, and his Naples, and various other
warm corners where great and good men do commonly
congregate. It is added that la belle Helene
already gives promise of being playful in other ways
beside that of expenditure. And that de Vallorbes
has been heard to lament openly that he is not a native
of some enlightened country in which the divorce court
charitably intervenes to sever overhard connubial knots.
In short, it is rumoured that de Vallorbes is not
a conspicuous example of the wildly happy husband.”
“In short, she is not respec ”
But the young man held up his hands and cried out
feelingly:
“Don’t, pray don’t,
my dear Louisa. Let us walk delicately as Agag my
father’s morning ministrations to the maids again!
For how, as I pointed out just now, do we know what
insidious little tales may not be in circulation regarding
yourself and those nearest and dearest to you?”
Ludovic Quayle turned his head and
once again looked out of the window, his beautiful
mouth visited by a slightly malicious smile. The
train was sliding onward above crowded, sordid courts
and narrow alleys, festering, as it seemed, with a
very plague of poverty-stricken and unwholesome humanity.
Here the line runs parallel to the river sullen
to-day, blotted with black floats and lines of grimy
barges, which straining, smoke-vomiting steam-tugs
towed slowly against a strong flowing tide. On
the opposite bank the heavy masses of the Abbey, the
long decorated façade and towers of the Houses of Parliament,
stood out ghostly and livid in a gleam of frail, unrelated
sunshine against the murk of the smoky sky.
“I should have supposed Sir
Richard Calmady was steady,” Lady Louisa remarked,
inconsequently and rather stiffly. Ludovic really
was exasperating.
“Steady? Oh! perfectly.
Poor, dear chap, he hasn’t had much chance of
being anything else as yet.”
“Still, of course, Lady Calmady
would prefer his being settled. Clearly it would
be much better in every way. All things considered,
he is certainly one of the people who should marry
young. And Connie would be an excellent marriage
for him, excellent thoroughly suitable,
better, really, than on the face of it he could hope
for. Ludovic, just look out please and see if
the carriage is here. Pocock always loses her
head at a terminus, and misses the men-servants.
Yes, there is Frederic with his back to
the train, looking the wrong way, of course.
He really is too stupid.”
Mr. Quayle, however, succeeded in
attracting the footman’s attention, and, assisted
by that functionary and the lean and anxious Pocock her
arms full of bags and umbrellas conveyed
his sister out of the railway carriage and into the
waiting brougham. She graciously offered to put
him down at his rooms, in St. James’s Place,
on her way to the Barking mansion in Albert Gate,
but the young man declined that honour.
“Good-bye, Louisa,” he
said, leaning his elbows on the open window of the
brougham and thereby presenting the back view of an
irreproachably cut overcoat and trousers to the passers-by.
“I have to thank you for a most interesting
and instructive journey. Your efforts to secure
the prosperity of the family are wholly praiseworthy.
I commend them. I have a profound respect for
your generalship. Still, pauper though I am,
I am willing to lay you a hundred to one in golden
guineas that you will never square papa.”
Subsequently the young man bestowed
himself in a hansom, and rattled away in the wake
of the Barking equipage down the objectionably steep
hill which leads from the roar and turmoil of the station
into the Waterloo Bridge road.
“I might have offered heavier
odds,” he said to himself, “for never,
never will she square papa.”
And, not without a light sense of
shame, he was conscious that he made this reflection
with a measure of relief.