I
When breakfast was over you could
tell by the long, long shadow of the fig tree that
it was still very early in the morning. On sunny
days Dona Teresa could tell the time almost exactly
by its shadow, but on rainy days she just had to guess,
because there was no clock in her little cabin.
It was lucky that it was so early,
because there were so many things to be done.
The Twins and their mother were not the only busy people
about, however, for there were two hundred other péons
beside Pancho who worked on the hacienda, and each
one had a little cabin where he lived with his family.
There were other vaqueros besides
Pancho. There were ploughmen, and farmers, and
water-carriers, and servants for the great white house
where Senor Fernandez lived with his wife and pretty
daughter Carmen. And there was the gatekeeper,
Jose, whom the Twins loved because he knew the
most wonderful stories and was always willing to tell
them.
There were field-workers, and wood-cutters,
and even fishermen. The huts where they all lived
were huddled together like a little village, and the
village, and the country for miles and miles around,
and the big house, and the little chapel beside it,
and the schoolhouse, and everything else on that great
hacienda, belonged to Senor Fernandez.
It almost seemed as if the workers
all belonged to Senor Fernandez, too, for they had
to do just what he told them to, and there was no other
place for them to go and nothing else for them to do
if they had wanted ever so much to change.
All the people, big and little, loved
the fiesta of San Ramon. They thought the priest’s
blessing would cause the hens to lay more eggs, and
the cows to give more milk, and that it would keep
all the creatures well and strong.
Though it was a feast day, most of
the men had gone away from their homes early, when
Pancho did; but the women and children in all the
little cabins were busy as bees, getting themselves
and their animals ready to go in procession to the
place where the priest was to bless them.
As soon as breakfast was eaten, Dona
Teresa said to Tonio: “Go now, my Tonio,
and make Tonto beautiful! His coat is rough and
full of burs, and he will make a very poor figure
to show the priest unless you give him a good brushing.
Only be careful of his hind legs. You know Tonto
is sometimes very wild with his hind legs. It
is strange to me that his front ones should be so
much more tame, but it seems to be the nature of the
poor creature.”
Tonio went to Tonto’s shed
and brought him out and tied him to a tree. Then
he brushed his coat and took out the burs, and braided
the end of his tail, and even made a wreath of green
leaves and hung it over his left ear. And Tonto
seemed to know that it was San Ramon’s Day, for
he never kicked at all, and brayed only once, when
Tonio pulled a very large bur out of his ear.
II
While Tonio was making Tonto beautiful,
Tita swept the ground under the fig tree and sprinkled
it with water, and washed and put away the few dishes
they had used.
Her mother was very busy meanwhile,
grinding the corn for tortillas. You see,
every single meal they had tortillas. It
was their bread, and their meat too, most of the time,
so it would never do to miss getting the corn ground,
not even if it were the greatest feast day of the whole
year.
When Tita had finished putting things
in order, her mother said to her, “Now, my pigeon,
see if you can’t catch the little white hen,
and the red rooster, and the turkey. The red
rooster crows so sweetly I shall miss him when he
is put in the pot, but he is not long for this world!
He is so greedy there’s no satisfying him with
food. He has no usefulness at all, except to
wake us in the morning.
“But the little white hen now!
There is the useful one! She has already begun
to lay. She must surely go to the priest.
And as for the turkey, he needs to go for the sake
of his temper! I hope the padrecito will
lay a spell on him to stop his gobbling from morning
till night. It will be no grief to me when he
is put on to boil.”
The red rooster, the hen, and the
turkey were all wandering round in the little patch
of garden behind the house, when Tita came out, rattling
some corn in a dish.
The red rooster began to run the moment
he heard corn rattle, and he called to the hens to
come too. He seemed to think they wouldn’t
know enough even to eat corn unless he advised them
to.
They swarmed around Tita’s feet,
pecking at each other and snatching greedily at each
kernel as it fell.
“You all need to go to the priest
for your manners,” Tita said to them severely.
“You behave like the pigs.”
She set the dish down on the ground,
and when they all tried to get their heads into it
at once, she picked out the legs of the red rooster
and seized them with one hand, and those of the little
white hen with the other, and before they could guess
what in the world was happening to them she had them
safely in the house, where she tied them to the legs
of the table.
III
When Tita went back after the turkey,
she found him eating the very last kernels of corn
out of the dish. He had driven all the hens away
and was having a very nice time by himself. Tita
made a grab for his legs, but he was too quick for
her. He flew up into the fig tree and from there
to the roof. Tita looked up at him anxiously.
“Don’t you think you ought
to get blessed?” she said. “Come down
now, that’s a good old gobbler! Mother
says your temper is so bad you must surely go to the
priest, and how can I take you if you won’t come
down?”
“Gobble,” said the turkey, and stayed
where he was.
Tita was in despair. She threw
a stick at him, but he only walked up the thatched
roof with his toes turned in, and sat down on the ridge-pole.
Just then Tita looked down the river
path, and there was Tonio coming with the goat!
At least he was trying to, but the goat didn’t
seem to care any more about being blessed than the
turkey did. She was standing with her four feet
braced, pulling back with all her might, while Tonio
pulled forward on the lasso which was looped over her
horns.
Tonio looked very angry. He called
to Tita, “Come here and help me with this fool
of a goat! I believe the devil himself has got
into her! She has acted just like this all the
way from the pasture!”
Tita ran down the path and got behind
the goat. She pushed and Tonio pulled, and by
and by they got her as far as the fig tree. Then
they tied her to a branch, and while Dona Teresa milked
her, the Twins went after the turkey again.
Tonio had practiced lassoing bushes
and stumps and pigs and chickens and even Tita herself,
ever since he could remember, and you may be sure no
turkey could get the best of him. He stood down
in the yard and whirled his lasso in great circles
round his head, and then all of a sudden the loop
flew into the air and dropped right over the turkey
on the ridge-pole, and tightened around his legs!
If he hadn’t had wings the turkey
certainly would have tumbled off the roof. As
it was, he spread his wings and flopped down, and Tita
took him into the cabin and tied him to the third
leg of the table. There he made himself very
disagreeable to the little white hen, and gobbled angrily
at the red rooster, and even pecked at Tita herself
when she came near.
“There!” sighed Dona Teresa,
when the turkey was safely tied; “at last we
have them all together. Now we will make them
all gay.”
She went to the chest which held all
their precious things, took out three rolls of tissue
paper, and held them up for the Twins to see.
One was green, one was white, and one was red.
“Look,” said she.
“These are all Mexican animals, so I thought
it would be nice for them to wear the Mexican colors.
Come, my angels, and I will show you how to make wreaths
and streamers and fringes and flowers for them to
wear. Our creatures must not shame us by looking
shabby and dull in the procession. They shall
be as gay as the best of them.”
For a long time they all three worked,
and when they had made enough decorations for all
the animals, Dona Teresa brought out another surprise.
It was some gilt paint and a brush! She let Tonio
gild the goat’s horns and hoofs, and Tita gilded
the legs and feet of the little white hen.
While she was doing it, the red rooster
stuck his bill into the dish and swallowed two great
big bites of gold paint on his own account! Dona
Teresa saw him do it.
“If he isn’t trying to
gild himself on the inside!” she cried.
“Did you ever see such sinful pride!”
And then she made him swallow a large piece of red
pepper because she was afraid the paint would disagree
with him.
The red rooster seemed depressed for
a long time after that; but whether it was because
of the paint, or the pepper, or being so awfully dressed
up, I cannot say. His bill was gilded because
he had dipped it in the gold paint, so they gilded
his legs to match. Then they tied a white tissue-paper
wreath with long streamers around his neck. They
tied a red one on the little white hen. They
tried to decorate the turkey, too, but he was in no
mood for it, and gobbled and pecked at them so savagely
that Dona Teresa had to tie up his head in a rag!
They stuck some red tissue-paper flowers
in Tonto’s wreath, and tied red tissue-paper
streamers to the goat’s horns. They put
a green ruff around the cat’s neck, and a red
one on the dog; but the dog ran at once to the river
and waded in and got it all wet, and the color ran
out and dyed his coat, and the ruff fell off, before
they were even ready to start.
IV
At last a gong sounded from the big house.
The gong was the signal for the procession
to start, and the moment they heard it, the people
began pouring out of their cabins, and getting their
animals together to drive toward the place where the
blessing was to be.
Dona Teresa and Tita threw their rebozos
over their heads, and Tonio put on his sombrero.
Then Dona Teresa untied the turkey’s legs and
took him in her arms; and though his head was still
tied in the cloth, he gobbled like everything.
Tita took the little white hen on
one arm, and her kitten on the other, and Tonio led
the donkey, with Jasmin following behind.
They were all ready to start, when
Dona Teresa cried out, “Upon my soul! We
nearly forgot the goat! Surely she’s needing
a blessing as much as the worst of them.”
She hurried back to the fig tree and
untied the goat with one hand, because she was still
carrying the turkey with the other. When the goat
felt herself free, she gave a great jump and nearly
jerked the rope out of Dona Teresa’s hand; then
she went galloping toward the gate so fast that poor
Dona Teresa was all out of breath keeping up with her.
“Bless my soul, but that goat
goes gayly!” she panted, as she joined the Twins
at the gate. “If I led her about much I
should have no chance to get fat.”
Already there were crowds of people
and animals going by. It was a wonderful procession.
There were horses and cows all gayly decorated with
garlands and colored streamers. There were donkeys
and pigs and guinea-fowls and cats and dogs and birds
in cages, and so many other creatures that it looked
very much like the procession of animals going into
Noah’s ark.
Dona Josefa, who lived in a hut
near the river, was driving two ducks and two white
geese,-only she had dyed the geese a bright
purple,-and Jose’s wife had painted
stripes of red clear around her pig. She was
having a dreadful time keeping the pig in the road,
for all the little boys, and all the little dogs-and
there were a great many of both-frisked
and gamboled around the procession and got in the way,
and made such a noise that it is no wonder the creatures
were distracted and tried to run away.
V
It was not a very great distance to
the large corrals back of the big house where the
people were to meet, and as they drew near the grounds
Tonio and Tita could see Pancho dashing about on Pinto
after stray cows, and other cowboys rounding up the
calves and putting them in a corral by themselves.
The bulls were already safely shut
away in another inclosure, and all the open space
around the corrals was filled with horses, and donkeys,
and sheep, and goats, and dogs, and cats, and fowls
of all kinds, all dressed in such gay colors and making
such a medley of sounds that the Fourth of July, fire-crackers
and all, would have seemed like Sunday afternoon beside
the celebration of San Ramon’s Day in Mexico.
Senor Fernandez, looking very grand
in his black velvet suit and big sombrero, sat on
his fine horse and watched the scene. Beside him,
on their own horses, were Dona Paula, his wife, and
pretty Carmen, their daughter.
The servants of the big house were
grouped around them, and all the rest of the people
passed back and forth among the animals, trying to
make them keep still and behave themselves until the
priest should appear.
It was not long before the priest
came out of his house, with a small boy beside him
carrying a basin of holy water.
Dona Teresa and all the people knelt
on the ground when they saw him coming. The priest
walked among them chanting a prayer and sprinkling
drops of holy water over the animals and over the people
too. Of course the people behaved very well,
but I am sorry to have to tell you that when he felt
the drops of water fall on the rag that his head was
tied up in, the turkey gobbled just exactly as if
it were Tita-or Dona Teresa-instead
of the priest!
And the cat stuck up her tail and
arched her back, in a most impolite way. Perhaps
that was not to be wondered at, because we all know
that cats can never bear water, not even holy water.
But when Tonto, who should have known
better, and who was used to being out in the rain
even, stuck his nose up in the air and let out a “hee-haw,
hee-haw” that set every other donkey in the crowd
hee-hawing too, Dona Teresa felt as if she should
die of mortification.
Only the red rooster, the little white
hen, the goat, and the Twins behaved as if they had
had any bringing up at all! However, the priest
didn’t seem to mind it. He went in and out
among the people, sprinkling the water and chanting
his prayer until the basin was empty. Then he
pronounced the blessing.
VI
When he had finished, the people drove
their creatures back to their homes, or to the fields.
Pancho came riding along and took
Tita and the white hen up on Pinto’s back with
him. Tonio rode Tonto and carried the rooster.
Tita had to put the cat down to get up on the horse,
and when Tonio’s dog saw her he barked at her,
and she ran just as fast as she could and got to the
cabin and up on the roof out of reach.
Dona Teresa walked along with Dona
Josefa, and talked with her about her rheumatism and
about how badly the animals behaved, and how handsome
Dona Josefa’s purple geese were, until she turned
in at their own gate.
When she was in their own yard once
more, she set the turkey down and untied his head.
Tonio let the rooster go, and Tita set the little white
hen free, and they all three ran under Tonto’s
shed as if they were afraid they might get blessed
again if they stayed where they could easily be caught.
And they never came out until they had torn the tissue
paper all to pieces and left it lying on the ground.
Tonio got the goat back to pasture
by walking in front of her, holding a carrot just
out of reach, and Pancho took Pinto and the donkey
down to the river for a drink, while Tita and her
mother went into the cabin to get the second breakfast
ready. When people get up so very early they
need two breakfasts.
Dona Teresa was just patting the meal
into cakes with her hands and cooking them over the
brasero, when Pancho came in the cabin door with
dreadful red streams running down his head and face
and over his white cotton clothes!
When Dona Teresa saw him, she screamed
and flew to his side. “What is it, my Pancho?”
she cried. “You are hurt-you
are killed, my angel! Oh, what has happened?”
She asked so many questions and poured
out so many words that Pancho couldn’t get one
in edgewise; so he just took off his hat, and there
was the dish of chile sauce and tortillas
broken all to bits, and the chile sauce spilled
all over his face and clothes!
“It was that foolish Tonto that
did it,” he said, when he could say anything
at all. “I was just putting him back in
his shed when he cried, ‘Hee-haw,’ and
let fly with both hind feet at once and one of them
just grazed my head, and broke the dish.”
Dona Teresa sat down heavily with
her hand on her heart. “If anything had
happened to you, my rose, my angel,” she said,
“I should have died of sorrow! Tonto is
indeed a very careless beast. It would seem as
if the padrecito’s blessing might have put more
sense into him. It must be the will of God that
there should be a great deal of foolishness in the
world, but without doubt donkeys and goats have more
than their share.”
Just then she smelled the tortillas
burning and ran back to attend to them, while Pancho
washed himself at the trough, and mopped the chile
sauce off his clothes.
In a little while the Twins and their
father and mother were all sitting about on the stones
under the fig tree, eating their second breakfast.
And when they had all had every bit they could hold,
it was almost noon.