One day, Jacko observed nurse washing
out some fine clothes for her mistress, and seemed
greatly interested in the suds which she made in the
progress of her work.
Watching his chance, he went to Mrs.
Lee’s room while the family were at breakfast
one morning, and finding some nice toilet soap on the
marble washstand, began to rub it on some fine lace
lying on the bureau. After a little exertion,
he was delighted to find that he had a bowl full of
nice, perfumed suds, and was chattering to himself
in great glee, when Ann came in and spoiled his sport.
“You good for nothing, mischievous
creature,” she cried out, in sudden wrath, “I’ll
cure you of prowling about the house in this style.”
Giving him a cuff across his head with a shoe, “Go
back to your cage, where you belong.”
“Jacko is really getting to
be very troublesome,” remarked the lady to her
husband. “I can’t tell how much longer
my patience with him will last.”
“Would Minnie mourn very much
if she were to lose him?” asked Mr. Lee.
“I suppose she would for a time;
but then she has so many pets to take up her attention.”
Just then the child ran in, her eyes
filled with tears, exclaiming,-
“Father, does Jacko know any
better? Is he to blame for trying to wash?”
Mr. Lee laughed.
“Because,” she went on,
“I found him crouched down in his cage, looking
very sorry; and nurse says he ought to be ashamed of
himself, cutting up such ridiculous capers.”
“I dare say he feels rather
guilty,” remarked Mr. Lee. “He must
be taught better, or your mother will be tired of
him.”
When her father had gone to the city,
Minnie looked so grave that her mother, to comfort
her, took the book and read her some stories.
A few of them I will repeat to you.
“A lady was returning from India,
in a ship on board of which there was a monkey.
She was a very mild, gentle creature, and readily learned
any thing that was taught her. When she went
to lie down at night, she made up her bed in imitation
of her mistress, then got in and wrapped herself up
neatly with the quilt. Sometimes she would wrap
her head with a handkerchief.
“When she did wrong, she would
kneel and clasp her hands, seeming earnestly to ask
to be forgiven.”
“That’s a good story, mamma.”
“Yes, dear; and here is another.”
“A gentleman boarding with his
wife at a hotel in Paris had a pet monkey, who was
very polite. One day his master met him going
down stairs; and when the gentleman said ‘good
morning,’ the animal took off his cap and made
a very polite bow.
“‘Are you going away?’
asked the owner. ‘Where is your passport?’
Upon this the monkey held out a square piece of paper.
“‘See!’ said the
gentleman; ‘your mistress’ gown is dusty.’
“Jack instantly took a small
brush from his master’s pocket, raised the hem
of the lady’s dress, cleaned it, and then did
the same to his master’s shoes, which were also
dusty.
“When they gave him any thing
to eat, he did not cram his pouches with it, but delicately
and tidily devoured it; and when, as frequently occurred,
strangers gave him money, he always put it in his master’s
hands.”
“Do you think, mamma, I could
teach Jacko to do so?” inquired Minnie, eagerly.
“I can’t say, my dear;
and indeed I think it would be hardly worth the pains
to spend a great deal of time in teaching him.
He seems to learn quite fast enough by himself.
Indeed, he is so full of tricks, and so troublesome
to cook in hiding her kitchen utensils, I am afraid
we shall have to put him in close confinement.”
“I had rather uncle Frank would
carry him back to Africa,” sighed the child.
“He would be so unhappy.”
“Well, dear, I wouldn’t
grieve about it now. We must manage somehow till
uncle Frank comes, and then perhaps he can tell us
what to do. Now I’ll read you another story.”
“A monkey living with a gentleman
in the country became so troublesome that the servants
were constantly complaining.”
“That seems similar to our case,”
said the lady, smiling, as she interrupted the reading.
“One day, having his offers
of assistance rudely repulsed, he went into the next
house by a window in the second story, which was unfortunately
open. Here he pulled out a small drawer, where
the lady kept ribbons, laces, and handkerchiefs, and
putting them in a foot-tub, rubbed away vigorously
for an hour, with all the soap and water there were
to be found in the room.
“When the lady returned to the
chamber, he was busily engaged in spreading the torn
and disfigured remnants to dry.
“He knew well enough he was
doing wrong; for, without her speaking to him, he
made off quickly and ran home, where he hid himself
in the case of the large kitchen clock.
“The servants at once knew he
had been in mischief, as this was his place of refuge
when he was in disgrace.
“One day he watched the cook
while she was preparing some partridges for dinner,
and concluded that all birds ought to be so treated.
He soon managed to get into the yard, where his mistress
kept a few pet bantam fowls, and, after eating their
eggs, he secured one of the hens, and began plucking
it. The noise of the poor bird called some of
the servants to the rescue, when they found the half-plucked
creature in such a pitiable condition that they killed
it at once. After this, Mr. Monkey was chained
up, and soon died.”
Minnie looked very grave after hearing
this story, and presently said, “I wonder how
old that monkey was.”
“The book does not mention his age, my dear.
Why?”
“I was thinking that perhaps,
as Jacko grows older, he may learn better; and then
I said to myself, ‘That one must have been young.’”
“If a monkey is really inclined
to be vicious, he is almost unbearable,” remarked
the lady. “His company does not begin to
compensate for the trouble he makes. Sometimes
he is only cunning, but otherwise mild and tractable.”
“And which, mamma, do you think Jacko is?”
“I have always thought, until
lately, that he was one of the better kind; but I
have now a good many doubts whether you enjoy her funny
tricks enough to compensate cook for all the mischief
she does. If I knew any one who wanted a pet
monkey, and would treat him kindly, I should be glad
to have him go. I should hate to have him killed.”
“Killed!” screamed Minnie,
with a look of horror; “O, mamma, I wouldn’t
have one of my pets killed for any thing.”
Mrs. Lee thought that would probably
be at some time Nannie’s fate, but she wisely
said nothing.
“Please read more, mamma.
I don’t want to think about such awful things.”
The lady cast her eyes over the page,
and laughed heartily. Presently she said, “Here
is a very curious anecdote, which I will read you;
but first I must explain to you what a sounding-board
is.
“In old fashioned churches,
there used to hang, directly over the pulpit, a large,
round board, like the top of a table, which, it was
thought, assisted the minister’s voice to be
heard by all the congregation. I can remember,
when I was a child, going to visit my grandmother,
and accompanying her to church, where there was a
sounding-board. I worried, through the whole service,
for fear it would fall on the minister’s head
and kill him. But I will read.”
“There was once an eminent clergyman
by the name of Casaubon, who kept in his family a
tame monkey, of which he was very fond. This animal,
which was allowed its liberty, liked to follow the
minister, when he went out, but on the Sabbath was
usually shut up till his owner was out of sight, on
his way to church.
“But one Sabbath morning, when
the clergyman, taking his sermon under his arm, went
out, the monkey followed him unobserved, and watching
the opportunity while his master was speaking to a
gentleman on the steps, ran up at the back of the
pulpit, and jumped upon the sounding-board.
“Here he gravely seated himself,
looking round in a knowing manner on the congregation,
who were greatly amused at so strange a spectacle.
“The services proceeded as usual,
while the monkey, who evidently much enjoyed the sight
of so many people, occasionally peeped over the sounding-board,
to observe the movements of his master, who was unconscious
of his presence.
“When the sermon commenced,
many little forms were convulsed with laughter, which
conduct so shocked the good pastor, that he thought
it his duty to administer a reproof, which he did
with considerable action of his hands and arms.
“The monkey, who had now become
familiar with the scene, imitated every motion, until
at last a scarcely suppressed smile appeared upon the
countenance of most of the audience. This occurred,
too, in one of the most solemn passages in the discourse;
and so horrible did the levity appear to the good
minister, that he launched forth into violent rebuke,
every word being enforced by great energy of action.
“All this time, the little fellow
overhead mimicked every movement with ardor and exactness.
“The audience, witnessing this
apparent competition between the good man and his
monkey, could no longer retain the least appearance
of composure, and burst into roars of laughter, in
the midst of which one of the congregation kindly
relieved the horror of the pastor at the irreverence
and impiety of his flock, by pointing out the cause
of the merriment.
“Casting his eyes upward, the
minister could just discern the animal standing on
the end of the sounding-board, and gesturing with all
his might, when he found it difficult to control himself,
though highly exasperated at the occurrence.
He gave directions to have the monkey removed, and
sat down to compose himself, and allow his congregation
to recover their equanimity while the order was being
obeyed.”