One morning when the whole family
were in the breakfast room, Poll began to talk to
herself, imitating exactly the manner of a lady who
had recently visited the house with her children.
“Little darling beauty, so she
is; she shall have on her pretty new bonnet, and go
ridy, ridy with mamma; so she shall.”
In the midst of this, the bird stopped
and began to cry like an impatient child.
“Don’t cry, sweet,”
she went on, changing her voice again; “there,
there, pet, don’t cry; hush up, hush up.”
This conversation she carried on in
the most approved baby style, until, becoming excited
by the laughter of the company, she stopped, and began
to laugh too.
After this, whenever she wanted to
be very cunning, she would repeat this performance,
much to the amusement of all who heard her.
Poll was a very mischievous bird,
and on this account was not let out of her cage, unless
Minnie or some one was at liberty to watch her.
Mrs. Lee, who usually sat in the back
parlor, from which place she could hear Poll talk,
was sure to know if the bird was doing any great mischief,
for she always began to scold herself on such occasions.
“Ah, ah!” she exclaimed,
one day; “what are you about, Poll?”
Mrs. Lee rose quickly, and advanced
on tiptoe to the door, where she saw the parrot picking
at some buttons on the sofa, which she had often been
forbidden to touch. Much amused at the sight,
she listened to an imitation of her own voice, as
follows:-
“Go away, I tell you, Poll! I see you!
Take care!”
Finding her buttons fast disappearing,
she suddenly entered, when the bird went quickly back
to her perch.
In the afternoon, when her husband
returned from town, she related the incident to him
and to Minnie.
“That shows us,” answered
the gentleman, laughing, “how careful we ought
to be what we say before her; we shall be sure to hear
it again.”
After tea, when Minnie and her father
were in the library, they heard Poll singing a variety
of tunes in her merriest tones. They stopped
talking a while to listen, and then both laughed heartily
to see how quickly she struck into a whistle, as Tiney
walked deliberately into the room in search of her
little mistress.
“What a funny bird she is!”
cried Minnie; “she runs on so from one thing
to another.”
“In that respect she shows a
want of judgment,” replied her father; “but,
by the way, I have a story for you of a curious parrot,
which I will read.
“A gentleman who had been visiting
a friend near the sea shore, and concluded to return
by way of a ferry boat, walked to the beach to see
whether there was one ready to start. As he stood
looking over the water, much disappointed that there
was none in sight, he was surprised to hear the loud
cry of the boatman,-
“‘Over, master? Going over?’
“‘Yes, I wish to go,’ he answered,
looking eagerly about.
“‘Over, master? Going
over?’ was asked again in a more earnest tone;
and again he repeated,-
“‘Yes, I wish to go as soon as possible.’
“The questions were repeated
constantly, and yet no preparation was made for granting
his request. He began to be somewhat indignant,
and seeing no one near upon whom he could vent his
wrath, he walked rapidly toward a public house near
by. Here his anger was speedily changed to mirth,
for on going near the door he saw a parrot hanging
in a cage over the porch, from whom all the noise
had proceeded.”
“Oh, father,” exclaimed
Minnie, greatly delighted, “that was a real good
story. Isn’t there another one?”
“Yes; here is one where a man
made his bird revenge his insults.
“There was once a distiller
who had long suffered in his business by a neighbor,
who had several times reported him to the public authorities
as one who made and sold rum without a license to do
so. At last he became very angry at being interfered
with, and, as no ready means offered to revenge himself,
he adopted the following singular method.
“He had a large green parrot,
which could speak almost any thing. This parrot
he taught to repeat, in a clear, loud, and distinct
voice, the ninth commandment,-’Thou
shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.’
“Having committed this lesson
satisfactorily, the owner of the parrot hung him outside
one of the front windows of the house, where his troublesome
neighbor, who lived directly opposite, would be able
to have the full benefit of the inspired words.
“The first time the neighbor
came in sight, the parrot began, ’Thou shalt
not bear false witness against thy neighbor;’
and this was repeated on every occasion, to the great
delight of the neighborhood.”
At this moment, Mrs. Lee opened the
door, to tell Minnie that Anne, the nurse, was waiting
to put her to bed.
“It’s too early,”
began the child, impatiently; “I don’t
want to go yet.”
Her mother only answered by pointing
to the little French timepiece on the mantel.
“I was having such a good time,”
sobbed Minnie; “I always have to go just when
I’m enjoying myself the most.”
Hearing this, Poll instantly began
to whine, “I don’t want to go,” and
then, putting her claw up to her mouth, sobbed, for
all the world, just like her little mistress.
Minnie wanted to laugh, but she felt
ashamed, and did not like to have her parents see
her; so she said, “Keep still, Poll; you’ve
nothing to do with it.”
This reproof only excited the bird
the more, and in a loud, angry tone, she went on,-
“Keep, still, Poll! don’t
meddle! don’t meddle! Ah, Poll, what are
you about? Take care; I see you!”
Mr. Lee watched his daughter anxiously,
to see whether she would recover her temper, and was
pleased to observe that she presently advanced to
the cage, when she held out her finger to say “Good
night” to her pet, as usual.
“Good night; say your prayers,”
repeated the bird, holding out her claw.
She then gave her parents their good-night
kiss, and snatching Tiney in her arms, went gayly
from the room.