What he did was to eat his scallops
a la King with appetite, fraternize cheerfully with
Lucille’s friend, whose name was Tommy Burke,
and who was an old acquaintance of his, speak to Marjorie
occasionally in the most natural way in the world,
and altogether behave entirely as if it really was
his party, and he was very glad that there was a party.
It is to be said that he ignored Logan rather more
than politeness demanded. But Logan was so used
to being petted that he never knew it. Marjorie
did, and lavished more attention on him defiantly to
try to make up for it. She thought that the
evening never would end.
After the food was finished it was
to be expected that Lucille would go to the piano,
and play some more, and that the men would sit about
smoking on the davenport and the taborets, and that
every one would be pleasantly quiet. But Lucille
did not. Instead, she and Francis retired to
the back room, leaving Marjorie and the others to amuse
each other, and talk for what seemed to Marjorie’s
strained nerves an eternity of time. It was
Francis who had called Lucille, moreover, and not
Lucille who had summoned Francis, as could have been
expected.
Finally the other men rose to go.
Francis came out of the inner room and went with
them. Before he went he stopped to say to Marjorie:
“I told you I wanted to talk
things over with you. I’ll be back in a
half-hour. You seem to be so popular that the
only way to see you alone is to get you in a motor-car,
so if you aren’t too tired to drive around with
me to-night, to a place where I have to go, I’ll
bring you home safely. . . . I didn’t
mean to speak so sharply to you, Marjorie, over the
telephone. Please forgive me.”
“Certainly,” said Marjorie
coldly and tremulously. It could be seen that
she did not forgive him in the least.
He went downstairs with the others,
laughing with Burke, who had a dozen army reminiscences
to exchange with him, and bidding as small a good-by
as decency permitted to Logan. Marjorie heard
him dash up again, and then run down, as if he had
left something outside the door and forgotten it.
Lucille came over to her and began to fuss at her
about changing her frock for a heavier one, and taking
enough wraps.
“Why, it’s only a short
drive,” Marjorie expostulated. “And
I’m not sure that I want to go, anyway.
I don’t think there’s anything more to
be said than we have said.”
Francis, with that disconcerting swiftness
which he possessed, had come back as she spoke.
He came close to her, and spoke softly.
“You used to like the boy you
married, Marjorie. For his sake won’t
you do this one thing? Give me a hearing one
more hearing.”
Lucille had come back again with a
big loose coat, and she was wrapping it round her
friend with a finality that meant more struggle than
poor tired Marjorie was capable of making. After
all, another half-hour of discussion would not matter.
The end would be the same. She went down with
them to the big car that stood outside, and even managed
to say something flippant about its looking like a
traveling house, it was so big. Francis established
her in the front seat, by him, tucked a rug around
her, for the night was sharp for May, and drove to
Fifth Avenue, then uptown.
She waited, wearily and immovable,
for him to argue with her further, but he seemed in
no hurry to commence. They merely drove on and
on, and Marjorie was content not to talk. It
was a clear, beautiful night, too late for much traffic,
so they went swiftly. The ride was pleasant.
All that she had been through had tired her so that
she found the silence and motion very pleasant and
soothing.
Finally he turned to her, and she
braced herself for whatever he might want to say.
“Would you mind if we drove
across the river for a little while?” he asked.
“Why no,” she
said idly. “Out in the country, you mean?”
He assented, and they drove on, but
not to the ferry. They turned, and went up Broadway,
far, far again.
“Where are we?” asked
Marjorie finally. “Isn’t it time
you turned around and took me back? And didn’t
you have something you wanted to say to me?”
“Yes ”
he said absently. “No, we have all the
time in the world. There’s no scandal possible
in being out motoring with your husband, even if you
shouldn’t get home till daylight.”
“But where are we?” demanded Marjorie
again.
“The Albany Post Road,”
said Francis. This meant very little to Marjorie,
but she waited another ten minutes before she asked
again.
“Just the same post road as
before,” said Francis preoccupiedly, letting
the machine out till they were going at some unbelievable
speed an hour. “The Albany. Not
the Boston.”
“Well, it doesn’t matter
to me what post road,” remonstrated Marjorie,
beginning rather against her will to laugh a little,
as she had been used to do with Francis. “I
want to go home.”
“You are,” said he.
“Oh, is this one of those roads
that turns around and swallows its own tail?”
she demanded, “and brings you back where you
started?”
“Just where you started,”
he assented, still in the same preoccupied voice.
She accepted this quietly for the moment.
“Francis,” she said presently, “I
mean it. I want to go home.”
“You are going home,” said Francis.
“But not just yet.”
It seemed undignified to row further. She was
so tired so very tired!
Francis did not speak again, and after
a little while she must have dropped off to sleep;
for when she came to herself again the road was a
different one. They were traveling along between
rows of pines, and the road stretched ahead of them,
empty and country-looking. She turned and asked
sleepily, “What time is it, Francis, please?”
He bent a little as he shot his wrist-watch
forward enough to look at the phosphorescent dial.
“Twenty minutes past three,”
he said as if it was the most commonplace hour in
the world to be driving through a country road.
For a moment she did not take it in.
Then she threw dignity to the winds. She was
rested enough to have some fight in her again.
“I’m going home!
I’m going home if I have to walk!” she
said wildly. She started to spring up in the
car, with some half-formed intention of forcing him
to stop by jumping out.
“Now, Marjorie, don’t
act like a movie-heroine,” he said commonplacely and
infuriatingly. He also took one hand off the
steering-wheel and put it around her wrist. “You
can’t go back to New York unless I take you.
We’re fifty miles up New York State, and there
isn’t a town near at all.”
Marjorie sat still and looked at him. The car
went on.
“I don’t understand,”
she said. “You can’t be going to
abduct me, Francis?”
Francis, set as his face was, smiled a little at this.
“That isn’t the word,
because you don’t abduct your lawful wife.
But I do want you to try me out before you discard
me entirely. And apparently this is the only
way to get you to do it.”
“What are you going to do?” she asked.
“Want the cards on the table?”
She nodded.
“All the cards now? Or would
you rather take things as they come?”
All this time the car was going ahead full speed in
the moonlight.
“Everything now!” she said
tensely.
He never looked at her as he talked. His eyes
were on the road ahead.
“Just now as soon
as we get to a spot where it seems likely to be comfortable,
we’re going to unship a couple of pup-tents from
the back of the car, and sleep out here. I have
all your things in the back of the car. If you’d
rather, you can sleep in the car; you’re little
and I think you could be comfortable on the back seat.”
She interrupted him with a cry of injury.
“My things? Where did you get them?”
“Lucille packed them.
She worked like a demon to get everything ready.
She was thrilled.”
“Thrilled!” said Marjorie
resentfully. “I’m so sick of people
being thrilled I don’t know what to do. I’m
not thrilled. . . . I might have known it.
It’s just the sort of thing Lucille would be
crazy over doing. I suppose she feels as if
she were in the middle of a melodrama.”
“I’m sorry, Marjorie,
but there’s something about you that always makes
people feel romantic. . . .” His voice
softened. “I remember the first time I
saw you, coming into that restaurant a little behind
Lucille, it made me feel as if the fairy-stories I’d
stopped believing in had come true all over again.
You were so little and so graceful, and you looked
as if you believed in so many wonderful things ”
“Stop!” said Marjorie
desperately. “It isn’t fair to talk
that way to me. I won’t have it.
If you feel that way you ought to take me back home.”
“On the contrary, just the reverse,”
quoted Francis, who seemed to be getting cooler as
Marjorie grew more excited. “You said you’d
listen. Be a sport, and do listen.”
“Very well,” said Marjorie
sulkily. She was a sport by nature, and
she was curious.
“I’ve taken a job in Canada reforesting
of burned-over areas. I had to go to-night at
the latest. It seemed to me that we hadn’t
either of us given this thing a fair try-out.
I hadn’t a chance with you unless I took this
one. My idea is for you to give me a trial, under
any conditions you like that include our staying in
the same house a couple of months. I’m
crazy over you. I want to stay married to you
the worst way. You’re all frightened of
me, and marriage, and everything, now. But it’s
just possible that you may be making a mistake, not
seeing it through. It’s just possible that
I may be making a mistake, thinking that you and I
would be happy.”
Marjorie gave a little tense jerk
of outraged pride at this rather tactless speech.
It sounded too much as if Francis might possibly tire
of her which it wasn’t his
place to do.
“And so,” Francis went
on doggedly, “my proposition is that you go up
to Canada with me. There’s a fairly decent
house that goes with the job. There won’t
be too much of my society. You need a rest anyhow.
I won’t hurry you, or do anything unfair.
Only let us try it out, and see if we wouldn’t
like being married, exactly as if we’d had a
chance to be engaged before.”
“And if we don’t?” inquired Marjorie.
“And if we don’t, I’ll
give you the best divorce procurable this side of
the water.”
“You sound as if it was a Christmas
present,” said Marjorie.
She thought she was temporizing, but
Francis accepted it as willingness to do as he suggested.
“Then you will?” he asked.
“But it’s such an awful step
to take!”
Francis leaned back she
could feel him do it, in the dark and began
to argue as coolly as if it were not three o’clock
in the morning, on an unfrequented road.
“The most of the step is taken.
You haven’t anything to do but just go on as
you are no packing or walking or letter-writing
or anything of the sort. Simply stay here in
the car with me and end at the place in Canada, live
there and let me be around more or less. If there’s
anything you want at home that Lucille has forgotten ”
“Knowing Lucille, there probably is,”
said Marjorie.
“ we’ll write her and
get it. . . . Well?”
Marjorie took a long breath, tried
to be very wide-awake and firm, and fell silent, thinking.
She was committed, for one thing.
People would think it was all right and natural if
she went on with Francis, and be shocked and upset
and everything else if she didn’t. Cousin
Anna Stevenson would write her long letters about
her Christian duty, and the office would be uncomfortable.
And Lucille well, Lucille was a blessed
comfort. She didn’t mind what you did
so long as it didn’t put her out personally.
She at least but Lucille had packed the
bag! And you couldn’t go and fling yourself
on the neck of as perfidious a person as that.
And it would be an adventure.
Francis was nice, or at least she remembered it so;
a delightful companion. He wasn’t rushing
her. All he wanted was a chance to be around
and court her, as far as she could discover.
True, he was appallingly strange, but it
seemed a compromise. And she had always liked
the idea of Canada. As for eventually staying
with Francis, that seemed very far off. It did
not seem like a thing she could ever do. Being
friends with him she might compass. Of course,
you couldn’t say that it was a fair deal to
Francis, but he was bringing it on himself, and really,
he deserved the punishment. For of course, Marjorie’s
vain little mind said irrepressibly to itself, he
would be fonder of her at the end of the try-out than
at the beginning. . . . And then a swift wave
of anger at him came over her, and she decided on
the crest of it. She would never give in to
Francis’s courtship. He wasn’t the
sort of man she liked. He wasn’t congenial.
She had grown beyond him. But he deserved what
he was going to get. . . . And she spoke.
“It isn’t fair to you,
Francis, because it isn’t going to end the way
you hope. But I’ll go to Canada with you
. . .”
For a moment she was very sorry she
had said it, because Francis forgot himself and caught
her in his arms tight, and kissed her hard.
“If you do that sort of thing
I won’t!” she said. “That
wasn’t in the bargain.”
“I know it wasn’t,”
said Francis contritely. “Only you were
such a good little sport to promise. I won’t
do it again unless you say I may. Honestly,
Marjorie. Not even before people.”
This sounded rather topsy-turvy, but
after awhile it came to Marjorie what he meant just
about the time she climbed out of the car, sat on
its step, and watched Francis competently unfurling
and setting up two small and seemingly inadequate
tents and flooring them with balsam boughs.
He meant that there would have to be at least a semblance
of friendliness on account of the people they lived
among. She felt more frightened than ever.
Francis came up to her as if he had
felt the wave of terror that went over her.
“Now you aren’t to worry.
I’m going to keep my word. You’re
safe with me, Marge. I’m going to take
care of you as if I were your brother and your father
and your cousin Anna ”
She broke in with an irrepressible giggle.
“Oh, please don’t go that
far! Two male relatives will be plenty. . .
. I I really got all the care from
Cousin Anna that I wanted.”
He looked relieved at her being able
to laugh, and bent over the tents again in the moonlight.
“There you are. And here
are the blankets. We’re near enough to
the road so you won’t be frightened, and enough
in the bushes so we’ll be secluded. Good-night.
I’ll call you to-morrow, when it’s time
to go on. I know this part of the country like
my hand, and here’s some water in case you’re
thirsty in the night. Oh, and here are towels.”
This last matter-of-fact touch almost
set Marjorie off again in hysterical laughter.
Being eloped with by a gentleman who thoughtfully
set towels and water outside her door was really too
much. She pinned the tent together with a hatpin,
slipped off some of her clothes it did
not seem enough like going to bed to undress altogether,
and she mistrusted the balsam boughs with blankets
over them that pretended to be a bed in the corner and
flung herself down and laughed and laughed and laughed
till she nearly cried.
She did not quite cry. The boughs
proved to have been arranged by a master hand, and
she was very tired and exceedingly sleepy. She
pulled hairpins out of her hair in a half-dream, so
that they had to be sought for painstakingly next
morning when she woke. She burrowed into the
blankets, and knew nothing of the world till nine next
morning.
“I can’t knock on a tent-flap,”
said Francis’s buoyant voice outside then.
“But it’s time we were on our way, Marjorie.
There ought to be a bathrobe in that bundle of Lucille’s.
Slip it on and I’ll show you the brook.”
She reached for a mirror, which showed
that, though tousled, she was pretty, took one of
the long breaths that seemed so frequently necessary
in dealing with Francis, said “in for a penny,
in for a pound,” and did as she was directed.
The bath-robe wasn’t a bath-robe, but something
rather more civilized, which had been, as a matter
of fact, part of her trousseau, in that far-off day
when trousseaux were so frequently done, and seemed
such fun to buy. She came out of the tent rather
timidly. “Good gracious, child, that wasn’t
what I meant!” exclaimed Francis, seeming appallingly
dressed and neat and ready for life. “It’s
too cold for that sort of thing. Here!”
He picked up one of the blankets,
wrapped it around her, gave her a steer in a direction
away from the road, and vanished.
She went down the path he had pushed
her toward, holding the towels tight in one hand and
her blanket around her in the other. It was
fresh that morning, though it was warm for May.
And Francis seemed to think that she was going to
take a bath in the brook, which even he could not
have had heated. She shivered at the idea as
she came upon it.
It was an alluring brook, in spite
of its unheated state. It was very clear and
brown, with a pebbled bottom that you could see into,
and a sort of natural round pool, where the current
was partly dammed, making it waist-deep. She
resolved at first to wash just her face and hands;
then she tried an experimental foot, and finished by
making a bold plunge straight into the ice-cold middle
of it. She shrieked when she was in, and came
very straight out, but by the time she was dry she
was warmer than ever. She ran back to the tent,
laughing in sheer exuberance of spirits, and dressed
swiftly. The plunge had stimulated her so that
when Francis appeared again she ran toward him, feeling
as friendly as if he weren’t married to her
at all.
“It was awfully cold but
I’m just as hungry as I can be!” she called.
“Was there anything to eat in the car, along
with the towels?”
Francis seemed unaccountably relieved
by her pleasantness. This had been something
of a strain on him, after all, though it was the first
time such a thought had occurred to Marjorie.
His thin, dark face lighted up.
“Everything, including thermos
bottles,” he called back. “We won’t
stop to build a fire, because we have to hurry; but
Lucille ”
“Lucille!” said Marjorie.
“Well, I certainly never knew what a wretch
that girl was.”
“Oh, not a wretch. Only
romantic,” said Francis, grinning. “I
tell you again, Marjorie, you have a fatal effect
on people. Look at me a matter-of-fact
captain of doughboys and the minute I see
that you won’t marry me stay married
to me, I mean I elope with you in a coach
and four!”
“I don’t think you ought
to laugh about it,” said Marjorie, sobering
down and stopping short in her tracks.
“Well, I shouldn’t,”
said Francis penitently. “Only I’m
relieved, and a little excited, I suppose. You
see, I like your society a lot, and the idea of having
it for maybe three months, on any terms you like, is
making me so pleased I’m making flippant remarks.
I won’t any more, if I remember.”
And he apparently meant it, for he
busied himself in exploring the car, which seemed
as inexhaustible as the Mother’s Bag in the Swiss
Family Robinson, for the food he had spoken of.
There was a large basket, which he produced and set
on a stump, and from which he took sandwiches, thermos
flasks, and last perfidy of Lucille! a
tin box of shrimps a la King, carefully wrapped, and
ready for reheating. He did it in a little ready-heat
affair which also emerged from the basket, and which
Marjorie knew well. It was her own, in fact.
Reheated shrimps should have killed them both, more
especially for breakfast. But they never thought
of that till some days later. Marjorie was so
overcome by finding her own shrimps facing her, so
to speak, that nothing else occurred to her except
to eat them. They made a very good breakfast,
during which Francis was never flippant once.
They talked decorously about the natural scenery fortunately
for the conversation there was a great deal of natural
scenery in their vicinity and somewhat
about pup-tents, and a little about how nice the weather
was. After that they cleared up the pieces, repacked
everything like magic, and went on their way very amicably.