Angus McRae had been an intimate friend
of Edward Brians, ever since the days when the latter
was a little boy and the former a young man living
on adjoining farms. Angus had, early in life,
taken upon himself the rôle of Good Samaritan, watching
with especial care over this young neighbour, and
many a time the headlong lad might have fallen among
thieves had a friend’s example and assistance
not been always at hand.
And now Lawyer Ed’s mind was
busy with schemes for returning a little of that life-long
assistance, as he set out for his office the morning
after young Roderick’s rainbow expedition.
“I’ve got to get some money, and I will
get it,” he announced to the blooming syringa
bush at his door, “if I have to take it by assault
and battery.”
He had come home very late the night
before, but he was astir none the less early for that.
For though he was usually the last man in the town
to go to bed, and often worked nearly all night, he
always appeared in good time the next morning, looking
as fresh and well-groomed as though he had just come
home from a month’s vacation.
Like all the other professional folk
of Algonquin, Lawyer Ed lived up on the hill to the
north of the town. His widowed sister kept his
house and wondered, with all the rest of the town,
why on earth Ed didn’t get married. Her
brother answered all enquiries on the subject according
to the age and sex of the enquirer; and had nearly
every young lady in the place convinced that he was
secretly pining for her. He came swinging down
his steps this bright June morning humming a tune
in his deep melodious voice. He picked a rosebud
and fastened it in his button-hole and strode down
the street, stopping at the gate of every one of his
friends-and who wasn’t his friend?-to
hail the owner and summon him to his work. He
ran into “Rosemount,” the big brick house
where the handsome Miss Armstrongs lived, to make arrangements
for a Choral Society practice, he drummed up a half-dozen
recreant Sunday-school teachers within the space of
two blocks, and he roared across the street to Doctor
Archie Blair to be sure not to forget that thae bit
bills for the Scotchmen’s picnic maun be gotten
oot that week. For Lawyer Ed belonged to every
organisation of the town in church or state, except
the Ladies’ Aid-and he often attended
even its meetings when he wanted something, and always
got what he wanted, too. So, although he had
started early, it was rather late when at last he
reached the home of his special friend, J. P. Thornton,
and hammered loudly on the gate. So late, in
fact, that J. P. had gone. He went on alone
very much disappointed. When any one in Algonquin
was in trouble he went to Lawyer Ed, but when Lawyer
Ed was in trouble himself, he went to his old chum,
J. P. Thornton. And he was in trouble this morning,
none the less deep that it was another’s.
He looked down the street towards his office, knowing
a big day’s work awaited him there.
“You can just wait,” he
remarked to the trim red brick building. “I’ve
got to get Angus off my mind;” and he whirled
in at the Manse gate and went up the steps in two
springs.
The Manse was a broad-bosomed, wide-armed
house, opposite the church, looking as if it wanted
to embrace every one who approached its big doorway.
Its appearance was not deceiving. No matter
at what hour one went inside its gate, one found at
least half the congregation there, the sad ones sitting
in the doctor’s study, the happy ones spread
out over the lawn. As Lawyer Ed remarked, the
Lord had purposely given the Leslies no children,
so that they might adopt the congregation and bring
it up in the way it should go.
Mrs. Leslie was at the other end of
the garden, cutting roses; she waved a spray at him,
heavy with dew, and he took off his hat and made her
a profound bow. He would have shouted a greeting
to any other woman in Algonquin, but he never roared
at Mrs. Leslie. There was something In the stately
old-world atmosphere surrounding the lady of the Manse,
that made even Lawyer Ed treat her with deference.
The door was open and he went straight
in and along the hall towards the minister’s
study. As he did so a door at the opposite end
of the hall opened suddenly and admitted a round black
face and an ample red-aproned figure.
“Good mawnin’, Missy Viney!”
drawled the visitor. “I done wanta see
de ministah, bress de Lawd!”
Viney’s white eyeballs and shining
teeth flashed him a welcome.
“Laws-a-me, Lawya Ed! Is you-all gwine
get marrit?”
Viney was a fat, jolly young woman,
whom Mrs. Leslie had lured from the little negro settlement
in the township of Oro, a few miles from Algonquin.
She felt the responsibility of her position fully,
and showed a marked interest in the affairs of every
one of the congregation. But of all living things
she loved Lawyer Ed most. His presence never
failed to put her in the highest spirits, and his
bachelorhood was her perennial joke.
“Yassum,” he answered,
hanging his head shyly, “if you done hab
me, Viney. I bin wantin’ you for years,
but I bin too bashful.”
Viney screamed and flapped her red
apron at him. “You go ’long, you
triflin’ lawya-man!” she cried, going off
into a gale of giggles; but just then the study door
opened, the minister’s head came out, and the
cook’s vanished.
“Ah, I thought it was you, Edward,
by the joyful noise,” said Dr. Leslie, smiling.
He took his visitor by the hand and drew him in.
“Come away, come. I was
hoping you would drop in this morning.”
They sat down, the minister in his
arm-chair before his desk. Lawyer Ed balanced
on the arm of another, protesting that he must not
stay. It was his way when he dropped in at the
Manse and remained a couple of hours or so, to bustle
about, hat and stick in hand, changing from one chair
to another, to assure himself that he was just going.
Dr. Leslie understood, and did not urge him to sit
down.
Though not an old man, the minister
had seen Lawyer Ed grow up from the position of a
scholar in his Sabbath School, and quite the most riotous
and mischievous one there, to the superintendency of
it, and to a seat in the session; and he had a special
fatherly feeling towards his youngest elder.
Dr. Leslie was the only man in Algonquin, too, folk
said, whom Lawyer Ed feared, and to whose opinion he
deferred without argument.
“And have you heard from Angus
this morning,-or the wee lad?”
“Archie came home about an hour
ago. The little rascal’s all right, except
for a sore arm. I guess he nearly put it out
of joint, paddling. Angus was better, too; but
I’m bothered about Angus, Dr. Leslie.
That’s what I came in for.”
He moved about the room, fingering
ornaments, picking up books and laying them down again.
“Archie Blair says the anxiety
was so bad for his heart, that he’s got to stop
work right away, for all summer anyway, and perhaps
longer. And his place is all planted, and yesterday,
at my advice, he put a mortgage on it.”
He stopped before his minister and
looked at him with appealing, troubled eyes.
“I feel as if I shouldn’t have let him,
but I didn’t anticipate this.”
Dr. Leslie sat drumming his fingers
on the table, his face very grave.
“We can’t see Angus McRae
want, Edward. We’re all indebted to him
for something-every one of the session,
and the minister most of all.”
“The session!” Lawyer
Ed jumped off the arm of the sofa where he had just
perched. “There’s an idea.
If you laid it before them, they’d do something;
and J. P. and I’ll push it and Archie Blair will
help.”
The minister shook his head.
“The session is a big body, Edward, and-”
he smiled,-“it has wives and daughters.
This must not be talked about. If we help Angus,
we mustn’t kill him at the same time by hurting
his Highland pride.”
Lawyer Ed whacked a sofa cushion impatiently
with his cane.
“There it is, of course!
Hang Scotchmen, anyway! You can’t treat
them like human beings. That abominable thing
they call their pride-always clogs your
wheels whichever way you go.”
“Don’t revile the tree
from which you sprung, Edward,” said the Scotchman,
smiling.
“Thank the Lord, the limb I
grew on had a few good green Irish shamrocks mixed
with the thistles. If Angus had been as fortunate
we’d have him out of distress to-morrow.”
“Angus McRae will be the least
distressed of us all. I thought of Paul last
night when I saw him, ’troubled on every side,
yet not distressed, perplexed but not in despair.’
We must think of some way in which we can help him
quietly-so quietly he may not know it himself.
Who has the mortgage?”
“Jock McPherson, of course, who else?”
The minister’s face brightened.
“Jock McPherson! Well, well, that is
fortunate, Edward. Jock’s heart is big
enough to put the whole church inside provided you
find the right key.”
“Yes, but it’s a ticklish
job fitting it when you do find it. Some small
item in the business will strike him the wrong way
and he will get slow and stiff and arise to the occasion
with, ’I feel, Mister Moterator, that it is
my juty to object.’”
His imitation of Mr. McPherson’s
deliberate manner, when in his sadly frequent rôle
of objector in the session, could not but bring a smile
to the minister’s face.
“I have no fear of your not
being able to overcome his objections, should any
arise. Now, sit down just a few minutes, and
let us see what is to be done.”
The two talked far into the morning,
and laid their plans well. Mr. McPherson was
to be persuaded to remove the mortgage, and instead,
as Angus was in need of the money, to rent the farm.
Lawyer Ed was to see that it was let for a goodly
sum that would keep its owner beyond anxiety, and
whatever Jock stood to lose by the bargain was to be
returned to him in whole or part by a little circle
of friends. It was a great scheme, worthy of
a legal mind, Dr. Leslie said, and Lawyer Ed went
away well pleased with it.
He went two blocks out of his way,
so that he could reach J. P. Thornton’s office
without passing his own, and spent another hour laying
the scheme before him.
So, when he finally got to his place
of business, irate clients were buzzing about it like
angry bees. But little cared Lawyer Ed. He
laughed and joked them all into good humour and dropping
into the chair at his desk, he drove through a mass
of business in an incredibly short time, telephoning,
writing notes, hailing passers-by on the street, and
attending to his correspondence, all while he was holding
personal interviews,-doing half-a-dozen
things at once and doing them as though they were
holiday sport.
The rush of the day’s business
kept him from speaking to Jock McPherson until late
in the evening, when, at the end of the session meeting,
he found himself walking away from the church with
Mr. McPherson on one side and his friend, J. P. Thornton,
on the other. He felt just a little anxious
over the outcome of the interview. He had no
fear that Jock would be unwilling to help Angus McRae,
but he had every fear, and with good reason, that
he would want to do it in his own way. If Jock
were in a good humour, he would fall in with the plan,
if not, he would do exactly as he pleased and spoil
everything.
And, as ill-luck would have it, when
they were coming down the steps under the checkered
light from the arc-lamp shining through the leaves,
Lawyer Ed made the most unfortunate remark he could
have chosen.
He was carrying home a Book of Praise
under his arm and was humming a psalm in a rich undertone.
And the unwise thing he said was: “I’d
like to sing the Amen at the end of the psalms,
as well as the hymns. What do you say, J. P.?”
“An excellent idea, Ed,”
said Mr. Thornton heartily. “The psalms
would sound much more finished-”
He stopped suddenly, realising that they had made
a fatal mistake. Mr. McPherson had overheard,
and uttered a disgusted snort. For he hated
the new appendage to the hymns, and looked upon its
importation into the church service much as if the
use of incense had been introduced. He was a
little man, with a shrewd eye and a slow tongue-but
a tongue that could give a deadly thrust when he got
ready to use it.
“The Aye-men,” he said
with great deliberation, and when he was most deliberate,
he was most to be feared. “Inteet, and
you’ll be putting that tail to the end o’
the psawlms too.” He tapped Lawyer Ed on
the arm with his spectacle case. “Jist
be waiting a bit till you get permission, young man.
You and John Thornton are not jist awl the session.”
Mr. McPherson was the senior elder,
the champion of all things orthodox, and he was inclined
to regard Lawyer Ed and J. P. as irresponsible boys.
“Hoot toot, mon,”
shouted Lawyer Ed jovially. “What’s
wrong wi’ a bit Aye-men foreby? It’s
in the Scriptur’, ’Let all the people say
Amen’-and here you would forbid them!”
Jock was a Highlander, and Lawyer
Ed’s habit of addressing him in a Lowland dialect
was particularly irritating as the mischievous young
elder well knew.
“Yus. You know the Scriptures
ferry well indeed, but if you would be reading a little
farther you will find that it will be saying, ’How
shall he that occupieth the room of the unlearned say
Amen?’”
This tickled Lawyer Ed and he laughed
loudly. “Tut, tut, Jock! It’s
a small thing to make a fuss about. You and
Jimmie McTavish and a lot more of you fellows are
dead set against all sorts of things that you accept
in the end. Why, man, I can remember the day
when you two objected to the little organ in the old
church, and you got used to it and liked it.”
“I liked it? Indeed, and when would that
be?”
“Well, you stopped kicking,
anyway, until we got the big one, which was clean
unreasonable, whatefer.”
“No, sir.” Mr. McPherson’s
spectacle case tapped the younger man’s arm
peremptorily. “I was perfectly logical
then, as I am now. I objected when the wee squeaking
thing was brought in, and I objected more when you
and the weemin filled up the end o’ the church
with a machine to turn us all deef. As I say,
I was perfectly logical, the greater the organ, the
greater the objection.”
J. P. hid a smile in the darkness
and hastened to interpose, for when Jock once got
riding his objection hobby he would agree with nothing
under the sun.
“There’s an article in
the British Weekly on the evolution of the
church service-” he began; but his
impetuous friend was bent on setting Jock right in
his own way, and hastened to his destruction.
“And on the same principle,
the more Amen, the more objection, eh?” he cried
laughingly. “But now, look here, if you’ll
only consider this thing with a fair mind you can’t
help seeing that, as J. P. says, a hymn or a psalm
sounds unfinished without an Amen at the end.
Take any hymn for example-”
They had reached the McPherson gate
by this time, where an arc light, high up in its leafy
perch, was sputtering away shedding a white glow over
the side-walk and embroidering it with an exquisite
pattern worked out in leaf-shadows. Lawyer Ed
paused under the lamp and opened the Book of Praise.
“I defy you to find one that
isn’t improved and finished and rounded off
by an Amen at the end.” He selected a hymn
at random, and sang a stanza in his rich voice that
poured itself out gloriously on the evening air.
“Faith and hope and love we see
Joining hands in unity, But the greatest of the
three And the best is love. Amen.”
The beautiful words, sung in Lawyer
Ed’s melodious voice, were enough to move even
Jock’s orthodox heart. He was silent for
a moment, then the noise of a window being raised
above their heads interrupted.
Mrs. McPherson was accustomed to after-session
meetings, and noisy ones too, at her gate. But
when they were accompanied by singing and shouting,
at the disgraceful hour of eleven P. M. she felt it
time to interfere. So she opened the window
noisily and enquired if there was a fire anywhere.
There was. It blazed up in Lawyer
Ed’s heart, so enraged was he at this very inopportune
interruption, coming just when he thought he saw Jock
wavering. He shouted at her to go in and mind
her own business.
No one in Algonquin heeded what Lawyer
Ed said when he was angry, but Mr. McPherson was in
no mood to put up with even him. He became deadly
slow and deliberate. He turned his back on the
turbulent young man, and addressed the open window:
“No, it will not be a fire,
Mary,” he called. “It’s just
an Eerishman got loose, and we’ll haf to let
him talk off his noise. He reminds me,”
he continued, still addressing the window, though it
had closed with a bang, “he reminds me of that
Chersey cow, my Cousin McNabb had in Islay.
She wasn’t much for giffin’ milk, and it
was vurry thin at that, but she was a great musician.
You could hear her bawlin’ across two concessions.”
J. P. Thornton was a jolly young Englishman,
very prone to mirth, and this was too much for him.
He turned traitor and laughed aloud. Lawyer
Ed glared angrily at him; but Jock’s face underwent
a peculiar twist. He had had no notion of saying
anything witty, he had been too angry for that; but
he had learned by experience that he never knew when
he was going to make a joke. He was often surprised
in the midst of a speech by a burst of laughter from
his friends, Lawyer Ed generally first. Then
he would pause and survey the path he had travelled,
to find that all unconsciously he had stumbled upon
a humorous vein. So when J. P. laughed he stopped
to consider. The enemy flew to defend his “bawlin’”
and there was no time to see if he really had made
a joke. But he was suspicious, and the suspicion
put him into a good humour. A sudden inspiration
seized him; he caught the book Lawyer Ed was brandishing
and, opening it, laid it carefully on the top of the
gate-post.
“It’s more feenished and
rounded off, with the ’Aye-men, is it?”
he enquired with deep sarcasm. “But you
would not be feenishing it after all. If ye’re
bound and deturmined to put a tail on the end o’
the hime, why don’t ye sing awl that’s
in the book. You would be leaving out a bit.”
He took his glasses from their case,
fitted them on, and held the book carefully towards
the electric light.
“If ye want it feenished, this
is the way it should be sung.”
Now, not even Mrs. Jock, who believed
her husband the cleverest man in Algonquin, could
say he was a singer, and it was with a terribly discordant
wail that he lifted his voice in the melancholy words
of the hymn before him:
“There are no pardons in the
toomb,
And brief is mercy’s day.
A-m-e-n-T-h-o-m-a-s-H-a-s-t-i-n-g-s-”
The awful “Amen,” drawled
out to an indefinite length, with the author’s
name, on the end, was irresistible. J. P. broke
into a shout of laughter. For a moment, Lawyer
Ed’s eyes gleamed in the darkness, but only
for a moment, then he too gave way, and when Lawyer
Ed laughed, a really good hearty laugh, it was a musical
performance that did not stop until every one within
hearing was joining in the chorus.
And then Jock began to realise that
he had been witty again. He paused and bethought
himself of what he had done, and he too saw how funny
it was. He did not laugh right out at first.
Jock’s mirth, like his wit, was too deliberate
for that. He began by uttering a low subterranean
sort of chuckle, which finally worked to the surface
in a rhythmic shaking of his whole sturdy little body.
By this time J. P. was leaning against a tree wiping
his eyes, and everybody up and down the street was
smiling and saying, “That’s Lawyer Ed’s
laugh. What’s he up to now, I wonder?”
Jock checked his mirth quickly; it was not seemly
to rejoice too heartily over one’s own humour,
but before the joy of it had left, by an adroit turn,
J. P. had sent the conversation into its proper channel.
“A good joke on you, Ed!”
he cried. “I must tell that to Angus McRae.
Angus doesn’t love the ‘Amen’ too
much either, Jock.”
“Angus is in great trouble,”
exclaimed Lawyer Ed, wiping his eyes and trying to
look serious. “Did you hear about it, Jock?”
Jock had not heard, so the story of
little Roderick’s rainbow expedition and his
father’s consequent heart affection was quickly
told. And when the splendid plan to help was
adroitly unfolded, Jock was quick to respond.
It was the psychological moment; Thomas Hastings
had driven away all dourness and Angus McRae’s
case was safe.
The two friends walked homeward under
the shadows of the maples, the night-air sweet with
the perfume of many gardens. They were both very
happy, so happy indeed, that, as usual, they walked
miles before they finally settled for the night.
First, J. P. recollected again that
fine article in the British Weekly, and strolled
up the hill with his friend while he gave a synopsis
of it. When they reached the gate, Lawyer Ed
remembered that he should have told J. P. about old
man Cassidy’s will and the trouble Mike was
in over it, and so returned to J. P.’s gate.
The Cassidy will was finished and J. P. in the midst
of another fascinating article on Imperial Federation,
when they reached there, and Lawyer Ed made him come
up the hill again so that he might hear it. It
was their usual manner of going home after a session
meeting.
“And may I ask,” said
J. P., when their personal part in the financing of
Angus’s affairs had been finally settled, and
they stood at his gate for the third and last time,
“may I ask, if it is not too curious on my part,
if you intend to appropriate church funds for your
contribution, or just rob the bank?” For J.
P. knew well that Lawyer Ed’s extravagant generosity
always kept him on the edge of poverty.
“Well, neither. Jock mightn’t
think the first was orthodox. I don’t
believe he’d object so strongly to the second,
but it mightn’t be successful. I think,-yes,
I’m afraid, I must draw on the Jerusalem Fund
again.”
“Of course, I knew you would.
Let me see; that’s seven times we’ve
stayed home from the Holy Land, isn’t it?-the
perfect number. A person naturally thinks of
sevens in connection with Bible places.”
Lawyer Ed laughed light-heartedly.
Ever since the days when these two had tried to sit
together in Sunday-school, and been separated by Doctor
Leslie, they had planned that some time, they would
make a visit together to Bible lands. Many a
time since the trip had almost materialised, but Lawyer
Ed’s money would fade away, or J. P.’s
business interfere or some other contingency arise
to make them stay at home. The final plans had
been laid for the coming autumn, and now it was again
to be postponed.
But J. P. was not deceived into supposing
Lawyer Ed was merely drawing upon a holiday fund.
“I believe you have somewhere
about five dollars laid away for that trip, haven’t
you?”
“Four-and-a-half, to be correct,”
said his friend brazenly.
“I thought so. And where’s
the rest going to spring from?” He was accustomed
to keeping a stern eye on Ed’s affairs or the
extravagant young man would have given away his house
and office and all their contents long ago.
Lawyer Ed did not answer for a moment.
He looked like a naughty schoolboy caught In a foolish
prank. The confession came out at last.
“I’d almost decided not
to go in with Will Graham’s scheme. I don’t
see how I can leave here just now, that’s a fact.”
“Ed!” cried his friend,
half-admiring, half-impatient. “Why, man,
it’s the chance of your life. Bill’s
making money so fast he can’t keep count of
it. You’ll be a rich man and a famous one
too in a few years if you go in with him, do you realise
that?”
“Oh, there are lots more chances.”
“Yes, and they’ll slip
away like this one. I,-can’t
I help a little more?”
“No. And don’t talk
any more about it. It’s just this way,
Jock, I’ve no choice in the matter. If
it was my last cent, and I knew I’d go to jail
for it to-morrow, I’d help Angus. I just
couldn’t see him want. It’s all right.
I’ll stay on in Algonquin a few more years,
and we’ll see what’ll happen. Good-night.”
“Yes, and good-night to all
your ambitions and the Holy Land too.”
“Not a bit of it! Ambition
be hanged. I don’t care about that.
But we’re going to the Holy Land yet, if we
put it off until seventy times seven. We’ll
wait till young Roderick’s grown up and pays
us back, and then we’ll go. Indeed, I’m
going to refuse positively to go to the New Jerusalem
until I’ve seen the old!”
He swung away up the street as bright
and gay as though he had just accepted a fine new
position instead of refusing one. He was so happy
that he softly sang the hymn that had opened the good
work of the evening. It was very appropriate:
“Faith and hope and love we see
Joining hands in unity, But the greatest of the
three And the best is love.”
He was passing near Jock’s house
so he roared out the “Amen” in the hope
that the elder had not yet gone to sleep. And
Mrs. Leslie’s Viney declared the next morning
that she done heah dat Lawyah Ed and J. P. Thornton
gwine home straight ahead all de bressed night, and
she did ‘clar dey was still goin’ when
she put on de oatmeal mush for de breakfus!