Emma Campbell stood in the middle
of the kitchen floor, lips pursed, eyes fixed on vacancy,
a dish-cloth dangling from one hand, a carving-knife
clutched in the other, and projecked. And the
more she projecked about what was happening in Peter’s
house, the less she liked it. It had never occurred
to Emma Campbell that Peter might go away from Riverton.
Yet now he was going, and it had been taken for granted
that she, Emma, who, as she said, had “raised
’im from a puppy up’ards,” wouldn’t
mind staying on here after his departure. Fetching
a cold sigh from the depths of an afflicted bosom,
Emma moved snail-like toward the work in hand; and
as she worked she howled dismally that nobody knew
the trouble she saw, “nobody knew but you, Lawd.”
When Peter came in to dinner, she
addressed him with distant politeness as Mistuh Champneys,
instead of the usual Mist’ Peter. When
he spoke to her she accordion-plaited her lips, and
stuck her eyes out at him. Her head, adorned
with more than the usual quota of toothpicks, brought
the quills upon the fretful porcupine forcibly to
one’s mind.
Nobody but Peter Champneys could or
would have borne with Emma Campbell’s contrary
fits, but as neither of them realized this they managed
to get along beautifully. Peter was well aware
that when the car that had suddenly appeared in the
night had just as suddenly disappeared in the morning
in a cloud of dust on the Riverton Road, Emma’s
peace of mind had vanished also. He understood,
and was patient.
She clapped a platter of crisp fried
chicken before him, and stood by, eyeing him and it
grimly. And when hungry Peter thrust his fork
into a tempting piece, “You know who you eatin’?”
she demanded pleasantly.
Peter didn’t know whom he was
eating; fork suspended, he looked at Emma questioningly.
“You eatin’ Lula, dat
who you eatin’,” Emma told him with grisly
unction. “Dem ‘s de same laigs
use to scratch roun’ we kitchen do’.
Dat ’s de same lovin’-hearted hen I raise
fum a baby. But, Lawd! Whut you care?
You ‘s de sort kin go trapesin’
off by yo’se’f over de worl’.
You dat uppidy dese days, whut you care ’bout
eatin’ up po’ lil Lula? She
ain’t nobody but us-all’s chicken, nohow!”
Peter looked doubtfully at “po’
lil Lula’s” remains, and laid down his
fork. Somehow, one can’t be keen about eating
a loving-hearted hen.
“But, Emma, we eat our chickens
all the time! You’ve fried me many a chicken
without raising a row about it!” he protested.
“Who tol’ you dey wuz ours?”
As Peter hadn’t a fitting reply
in return for this ambiguous query, Emma bounced out
of the dining-room, to return in a moment with the
tea-pot; when Peter held out his cup, she poured into
it plain boiling water. At that she set the tea-pot
hastily upon the table, threw her gingham apron over
her head, and plumped upon the floor with a thud that
made the house shake. It frightened the cat into
going through the window at a leap, taking with him
all the flowers planted in tomato-cans.
“Emma,” said Peter, severely,
“I’m ashamed of you! Take that silly
apron off your head and listen to me. You know
very well you aren’t being left to shift for
yourself. You’ll be provided for better
than you’ve ever been. Why, all you’ll
have to do ”
“All I ‘ll hab to
do is jes’ crawl into my grave en stay dere.
I done raised ’im fum de egg up, en now he ’s
got comb en kin crow it ’s tail-feathers over
de fence en fly off wid ’im! Ah, Lawd!
You done made ’em en You knows whut roosters
is like!”
“Emma! Look here, confound it! ”
“Who gwine look after ’im?
I axes you fum my heart, who gwine do it? Never
did hab no mo’ sense dan a rabbit widout
I ’s by, en now dey aims to tun ’im loose!
Ah, Lawd!”
“Emma, listen! Emma, what the ”
“Dem furrin women ’ll
do ‘im lak dem women done po’
old Cassius. Dey ’ll conjure ’im!
En widout I by, who gwine make ’im put one live
frawg on ’is nekked stummick, so ‘s to
sweat de speret o’ dat frawg een, en de speret
o’ dat conjure out? No-buddy. Den he
’ll up en die. Widout one Gawd’s
soul o’ ’is own folkses to put de coppers
on ‘is eyes en’ tie up de corpse’s
jaws. Ah Lawd, ah Lawd!”
“Oh, shut up, you old idiot!
I’m not coming home to my meals any more, if
this is how you’re going to behave!” This
from Peter, disgustedly.
“Ain’t you, suh?
All right, suh, Mistuh Champneys, you ’s be boss.
But I glad to my Gawd Miss Maria ain’t ’yuh
to see dis day!” And Emma began to sniffle.
Peter pushed his untouched dinner
aside, and reached for his hat. He looked at
Emma Campbell irefully.
“Damn!” exploded Peter.
Emma Campbell got to her feet with
astounding quickness, ran into the kitchen, and returned
in a moment with another platter of chicken, rice,
and gravy.
“‘Yuh, chile.
Set down en eat yo’ bittles. You ain’t
called on to hab no hard feelin’s ’bout
dis chicken. ‘T ain’t none
o’ ours, nohow.” Peter resumed his
chair and waived cross-examination.
Mr. Champneys having come, so to speak,
between dark and daylight, Riverton knew nothing about
his visit, for Peter hadn’t thought to inform
them. This affair seemed so unreal, so improbable,
so up in the air, that he dared not mention it.
Suppose it mightn’t be true, after all.
Suppose fate played a cruel joke. Suppose Mr.
Champneys changed his mind. So Peter, who had
a horror of talk, and writhed when asked personal
questions by people who felt that they had a perfect
right to know all about his business, kept strict silence,
and enjoined the same silence upon Emma Campbell, who
could be trusted to hold her tongue when bidden.
Now, one simply cannot remember the
price of pots and pans and sheet-iron and plows and
ax-handles, when one is living in the beginning of
an astounding fairy story, when the most momentous
change is impending, when one’s whole way of
life is about to be diverted into different channels.
The things one hates, like being a hardware clerk,
for instance, automatically slide into the background
when the desire of the heart approaches.
But Mr. Humphreys, whose mind and
fortune naturally enough centered in his hardware
store, couldn’t be expected to know that the
impossible had happened for Peter Champneys. He
would hardly be able to take Peter’s bare word
for it, even if Peter should tell him: he didn’t
know that his absent-minded clerk really liked him,
and longed to tell him that he was leaving Riverton
shortly he hoped for years and years and
was only awaiting the message that should speed his
departure. Mr. Humphreys, then, cannot be blamed
for complaining with feeling and profanity that of
all the damidjits he had ever seen in his life, Peter
Champneys was about the worst. Loony was no name
for him, and what was to become of such a chump he
didn’t know. “If this thing keeps
up, he’ll be drooling before he’s forty,
and we’ll have to hire a nigger to feed him out
of a papspoon,” said Mr. Humphreys, forebodingly.
And in the meanwhile the days dragged
and dragged two whole weeks of suspense
and expectancy. On the Monday of the third week
the end of Peter’s waiting and of Mr. Humphreys’s
patience came together. One, in fact, brought
about the other. The postman who drove in with
the daily mail brought for Peter Champneys the yellow
envelope toward which he had been looking with such
feverish impatience.
He was really to go! The young
man experienced that reeling, ecstatic shock which
shakes one when a long-delayed desire suddenly assumes
reality. He stood with the telegram in his fingers,
and stared about the dusty, dingy, uninteresting store,
and saw as with new eyes how hopelessly hideous it
really was; and wondered and wondered if he were really
himself, Peter Champneys, who was going to get away
from it.
At that moment stout old Mrs. Beach
entered the store and waddled up to him. Mrs.
Beach was a woman who never knew what she really wanted,
or if, indeed, she really wanted anything in particular;
but then again, as she said, she might.
She didn’t like to leave her house often; and
when she did finally make up her mind to dress and
go out, she popped into every store she happened to
pass, on the chance that she might want something
from it, and would thus save herself an extra trip
to get it. She would say to a perspiring clerk:
“Now, let me see: there’s
something I wanted to get from this store. I
know it, because on Tuesday last something happened
to put me in mind of it or was it Wednesday,
maybe? I know it’s something I need about
the house or maybe the yard. You’ll
have to help me out. I’ve got a poor memory,
but you just sort of run over a list of things folks
would be most likely to need and maybe you’ll
hit on the right thing, and if it’s that I want,
I’ll get it right now. Don’t stand
there like a hitching-post, boy! Why can’t
you suggest something, and help out a woman old enough
to be your mother?”
If by some fortuitous chance you happened
to hit upon an article she thought she might happen
to need, and it suited her, she would buy it.
But it never occurred to her to thank you for your
help, or to apologize for the nerve-racking strain
to which she subjected you.
“Young man,” said her
testy voice in Peter’s ear, “I’ve
got to get something and I can’t remember what
it is. You’ve got to help me. I can’t
be wasting my time at my age o’ life running
around to hardware stores.”
Peter thrust the miraculous telegram
in his pocket, where he could feel it burn and tingle.
Oh, it was true, it was true! He was going to
get away from all this!
“For heaven’s sake, boy,
don’t stand there gawping at me like a thunderstruck
owl! You surely know about everything you’ve
got in this store, don’t you? Well, then,
Peter Champneys, look about you and see if you can’t
light on what I’m most likely to need!”
Peter, mind on the telegram in his
pocket, did indeed look at the old lady owlishly.
Hazily he remembered certain grueling, sweating half-hours
spent in trying to discover what Mrs. Beach thought
she might want to buy. Hazily he looked from
her to the littered shelves, and reached for the first
object upon which his eyes happened to fall.
“Yes ’m, Mrs. Beach.
I reckon this is what you’d most likely need,”
said Peter, gently, and placed in her hand a fine new
muzzle. (Paris, maybe Rome; and Florence! Oh,
names to conjure with! And he should see them
all, walk their historic streets, view immortal work,
stand before immortal canvases, and say with Correggio:
“And I, too, am a painter!”)
“Oh, my dear Lord, save me from
bursting wide open! Why, you impudent young reprobate!”
Mrs. Beach’s outraged voice banished his dream.
“For two pins, Peter Champneys, I’d take
you across my knees and spank the seat off your breeches!
I need a muzzle, do I? I’m to be insulted
by a little squirt that’s just learning to keep
his ears clean! Well! Girl and woman I’ve
been dealing with Sam Humphreys and his father before
him, but from this day forth I put no foot of mine
across this store door!” All the while she spoke
she brandished the muzzle at Peter and kept backing
him off into a corner.
Mr. Humphreys came hurriedly out of
his office upon hearing the uproar, and sought with
soothing speech to placate his irate old friend and
customer. But Mrs. Beach wasn’t to be placated.
She went out of the door and down the street like
a hat on a windy day.
Mr. Humphreys watched her go.
Then he turned and looked at Peter Champneys, ominously:
“Peter,” Mr.
Humphreys, carefully restraining himself, spoke in
low and dulcet tones “Peter, I have
tried to do my duty as a Christian man; now I have
to do it as a hardware man, and right here is where
you and I say good-by. I have passed over,”
said Mr. Humphreys, swallowing hard, “your sending
gravel to the grocer and a bellows to the minister
by mistake; but this is the limit. If there is
anybody advertising for a gilt-edged failure as a
salesman, you go apply for the job and say I recommend
you enthusiastically. I hate like the devil to
fire you, Peter, but it’s a plain case of self-defense
with me: I have to do it. You’re fired.
Now. Come on in the office,” said Mr. Humphreys,
eagerly, “and I’ll pay you off.”
Peter slid his hand into his pocket
and pinched that precious slip of paper. Then
he smiled into Mr. Humphreys’s empurpled visage.
“Why, thank you, Mr. Humphreys,”
said he, gratefully. “I know just how you
feel, and I don’t blame you in the least.
I’ve been wanting to tell you I had to quit,
and you’ve saved me the trouble.”
Sam Humphreys knew that Peter Champneys
had no right to stand there and smile like that at
such a solemn moment. He should have appeared
ashamed, downcast, humanly perturbed; and he didn’t
in the least.
“I’ve been wondering ever
since the first day I hired you how I was going to
keep from firing you before nightfall. Now the
end’s come. Say suppose you
go on home, right now. Because,” said Mr.
Humphreys, softly, “I mightn’t be able
to refrain from committing justifiable homicide.
I’ll send you your salary to-night. Go on
home. Please!”
To his horror, Peter Champneys of
a sudden laughed aloud. It was genuine laughter,
that rang true and gay and glad. His eyes sparkled,
and a dash of good red jumped into his sallow cheeks.
“Good-by, then, Mr. Humphreys.
And thank you for many kindnesses, and for real patience,”
said Peter. He waved his hand at the dusty store
in a wide-flung gesture of glad farewell.
“Oh, my God! He’s
run plumb crazy!” cried Mr. Humphreys, mopping
his brow. “I always said that boy wasn’t
natural!”
But Peter, walking home in the bright
afternoon sunlight, for the first time in his life
felt young and free and happy. He wanted to laugh,
to sing, to shout, to skip. Emma Campbell was
just bringing the washed-and-dried dinner dishes back
into the dining-room when he bounced in.
“Emma,” said he, sticking
his thumbs into the armholes of his waistcoat, and
beaming at her, “Emma, I’m out of a job.
Kicked out neck and crop. Fired, thank God!”
Emma stacked her dishes on the old deal dresser.
“Is you?”
“I sure am. And, Emma,
listen. I I’m sort of waked up.
Even if things shouldn’t turn out as I hope
they will, I’ll manage to go ahead, somehow.
I’d get out, now, under any circumstances.
Pike’s Peak or bust!” said Peter.
“When you ’speck to go?”
“Just as soon as I can get out.
I’m expected in New York within ten days at
the latest. And then, Emma, the wide world!
No more little-town tittle-tattle! All I’ve
got to do, in the big world, is to deliver the goods.
And I’m going to deliver the goods!” said
Peter.
But Emma Campbell put her grizzled
head on the dining-room table and began to cry.
“I nussed you w’en you
had de croup en de colic. I used to tromp up
en down dis same no’ wid you ’crost
my shoulder. It was me dressed Miss Maria de
day she married wid yo’ pa, en it was me
dressed ’er for de coffin. You en me been
stannin’ togedder ever sence. How I gwine
stan’ by my alonese ‘f now? I olé
now, Mist’ Peter.”
“Emma,” said Peter, after
a pause, “tell me exactly what you want me to
do for you and if I can I’ll do it.”
“I wants to go wid you.
I jes’ natchelly ain’t gwine stay ’yuh
by my alonese ’f,” wept Emma.
Peter looked at her with the sort
of tenderness one must be born in the South to understand.
Born in the last years of slavery, brought up in wild
Reconstruction days, Emma couldn’t read or write.
She wasn’t amenable to discipline. She
was, as Cassius had complained, “so contrary
she mus’ be ’flicted wid de moonness.”
She wore a rabbit foot and a conjure bag and believed
in ha’nts and hoodoos. But, as far back
as he could remember, Emma Campbell had formed a large
part of the background of his life. He wondered
just what he would have done if it hadn’t been
for Emma, after his mother’s death. There
slid into his mind the picture of a shabby youngster
weeping over a cheap green-and-gold Collection of Poetic
Gems; and he reached over and laid a brown hand upon
a black one.
“Well, and why not?” mused
Peter. “You stood by me when I hadn’t
any money; why should you leave me the minute I get
it? But are you sure you really want to go along,
Emma? I’m going into a foreign country,
remember. You won’t be able to understand
a word anybody says. You’ll be a mighty
lonesome old nigger over there.”
“I can talk wid my cat, can’t I?”
“Holy Moses! What, the
cat, too?” Peter ran his hands through his hair,
distractedly.
“Whah you goes, I goes.
En whah I goes, dat cat goes. Dat cat ’s
we-all’s folks.”
“Oh, all right,” said
Peter, resignedly. After all, Emma Campbell and
the cat were all the folks he had.
He went to Charleston the next morning,
in accordance with the instructions his uncle had
given him in their last talk, and the bank at which
he presented himself treated him with distinguished
consideration. Peter heard for the first time
the dulcet accents of Money.
Like Mr. Wilfer in “Our Mutual
Friend,” Peter had never had everything all
together all at once. When he had a suit his shoes
were shabby, and when it got around to shoes his coat
was shiny in the seams and his hat of last year’s
vintage. He was boyishly delighted to buy at
one time all that he wanted, but as made-to-order
clothes were altogether outside of his reckoning as
yet, he bought ready-made. His taste was too simple
to be essentially bad, but you knew he was a country
boy in store clothes and a made tie.
He had never been in Charleston before,
and he reveled in the ineluctable charm of the lovely
old town. No South Carolinian is ever disappointed
in Charleston. Peter thought the city resembled
one of her own old ladies, a dear dignified gentlewoman
in reduced circumstances, in a worn silk gown and
a mended lace cap and a cameo brooch. It might
be against the old gentlewoman’s religious convictions
to bestow undue care upon her personal appearance,
but hers was a venerable, unforgetable, and most beautiful
old face for all that, and perhaps because of it.
She knew that the kingdom of God is within; and being
sure of that, she was sure of herself, serene, unpainted,
unpretentious.
Peter wandered by old walled gardens
in which were set wrought-iron gates that allowed
the passer-by a glimpse of greenery and flowers, but
prevented encroachments upon family privacy. Every
now and then a curving balustrade, a gable, a window,
or an old doorway of surpassing charm made his fingers
itch for pencil and paper. He reflected, without
bitterness, that the doors of every one of these fine
old houses had on a time opened almost automatically
to a Champneys. Some of these folk were kith
and kin, as his mother had remembered and they, perhaps,
had forgotten. This didn’t worry him in
the least: the real interest the houses had for
Peter was that this one had a picturesque garden gate,
that one a door with a fan-light he’d like to
sketch.
He climbed St. Michael’s belfry
stairway and looked over the city, and toward the
sea; and later wandered through its historic churchyard.
One very simple memorial held him longest, because
it is the only one of its kind among all those records
of state honor and family pride, and seems rather
to belong to the antique Greek and Roman world which
accepted death as the final fact, than to a Carolina
churchyard.
SARAH JOHNSTON
born in this province
29th May
Died 26th April
In the 84th year of her age.
How lovd how valu’d
once avails Thee not
To whom related or by whom begot
A heap of dust alone remains of Thee.
That covered the Champneyses, too.
To whom related or by whom begot, a heap of dust alone
remained of them. So much for all human pride!
Peter left St. Michael’s dead to slumber in peace,
and walked for an hour on the Battery, and in Legare
Street, where life is brightest in the old city.
All good Charlestonians think that after the final
resurrection there may be a new heaven and a new earth
for others, but for themselves a house in Legare Street
or on the Battery.
Peter presently reappeared in Riverton,
discreetly clad in his customary clothes, the habits
of thrift being yet so firmly ingrained in him that
he couldn’t easily wear his best clothes on a
week-day.
“Peter! You Peter Champneys!
Look here a minute, will you?” Mrs. Beach called,
as he was passing her house.
Peter stopped. His smiling countenance
somewhat astonished Mrs. Beach.
“Peter, I’ve heard about
Sam Humphreys firing you on account of me getting
mad at you about that muzzle. Now, while I know
in my heart you’d have been fired about something
or other, sooner or later, I do wish to my Lord it
hadn’t been on account of me. Not that I
don’t think you’re an impudent young rapscallion,
that never sets his nose inside a church door, and
insults old women with muzzles. But I knew your
mother well, and I wish it wasn’t on account
of me Sam Humphreys discharged you.” There
was real feeling in the testy old lady’s face
and voice.
“Don’t you bother your
head about it one minute more, Mrs. Beach. All
I’m sorry for is that I appeared to be impertinent
to you, when I hadn’t any such notion.
I was thinking about something else at the time.
So you’ll just have to forgive me.”
“I do,” said the old lady,
mollified. After all, Maria Champneys’s
boy couldn’t be altogether trifling! “Is
what I hear true, that you’re going away from
Riverton? Folks say you’ve got a job in
the city.”
“Yes ’m, I’m going away.”
“I reckon it’s just as
well. You’ll do better away from Riverton.
You’ll have to.”
“Yes ’m, I’ll have
to,” agreed Peter. He held out his hand,
and the old lady found herself wringing it, and wishing
him good luck.
At home he found Emma Campbell carefully
packing up all the worthless plunder it had taken
her many years to collect. When he had heartlessly
rejected all she didn’t need, she had one small
trunk and a venerable carpet-bag. Everything else
was nailed up. The house itself was to be looked
after by the town marshal, who was also the town real-estate
agent. Peter was very vague as to his return.
No railroad runs through Riverton,
but the river steamers come and go daily, the town
usually quitting work to foregather at the pier to
welcome coming and speed departing travelers.
All Riverton made it a point to be on hand the morning
Peter Champneys left home to seek his fortune.
Peter never did anything like anybody
else. There was always some diverting bit of
individual lunacy to make his proceedings interesting.
This morning Riverton discovered that Emma Campbell
was going away, too. Emma appeared in a black
cashmere dress, a blue-and-white checked gingham apron
on which a basket of flowers was embroidered in red
cross-stitch, and a white bandana handkerchief wound
around her head under a respectable black sailor hat.
She carried a large, square cage that had once housed
a mocking-bird, and now held the Champneys big black
cat. Laughter and delighted comments greeted
the bird-cage, and her carpet-bag received almost
as much attention and applause. Riverton hadn’t
seen a bag like that since Reconstruction, and it
made the most of its opportunity.
“Emma! Aren’t you
afraid you’ll let the cat out of the bag?”
Emma remained haughtily silent.
“Emma, where you-all goin’?”
“We-all gwine whah we gwine,
dat ’s whah we gwine.” This from Emma,
succinctly.
“What you goin’ to do when you get there?”
persisted the wag.
“Who, us? We gwine do whut
you-all ain’t know how to do: we gwine
min’ our own business,” said Emma, politely.
“Good-by, Peter! Don’t set the world
on fire, old scout!”
When the boat turned the bend in the
river that hid the small town of his birth from his
view, Peter felt shaken as he had never thought to
be. Good-by, little home town, where the slings
and arrows of outrageous fortune had rained upon him!
The boat swung into a side channel
to escape a sand-bar. She was in deep water,
but very close to the shore, so close that he could
see the leaves on the trees quivering and shimmering
in the river breeze and the late summer sunlight.
Over there, as the crow flies, lay the River Swamp,
and Neptune’s gray, deserted cabin. They
had been his refuge. No other place, no other
woods in all the world could quite take their place,
or be like them. And he knew there would be many
a day when he must ache with homesick longing for
the coast country, for the tide-water, and the jessamines,
and the moon above the pines, and the scent of the
bay in flower on summer nights. The world was
opening her wide spaces. But the Carolina coast
was home.
“I wish,” said Peter,
and his chin quivered, “I wish there were some
one thing that typified you, something of you I could
take with me wherever I go. I wish you had a
spirit I could see, and know.”
Out from the shore-line, where the
earliest golden-rod was just beginning to show that
it intended to blossom by and by, and the ironweed
was purple, and the wild carrot was white and lacy,
and the orange-red milkweed was about ready to close
her house for the season, came fluttering with a quick,
bold sureness the gallantest craft of all the fairy
sail-boats of the sky, hovered for a bright second
over the steamer’s rail, and scudded for the
other shore.
Peter Champneys straightened his shoulders.
Youth and courage and hope flashed into his wistful
face, and brightened his eyes that followed the Red
Admiral.