It wasn’t a pleasant house,
being of a dingy, bilious-yellow complexion, with
narrow window eyes, and a mean slit of a doorway for
a mouth; not sinister, but common, stupid, and uninteresting.
If one should happen to be a house-psychologist, one
would know that behind the Nottingham lace curtains
looped back with soiled red ribbons, was all the tawdry,
horrible junk that clutters such houses, even as mental
junk clutters the minds of the people who have to
live in them. One knew that the people who dwelt
in that house didn’t know how to live, how to
think, or how to cook; and that if by any chance a
larger life, a real thought, or a bit of good cooking
confronted them, they would probably reject it with
suspicion.
The elderly gentleman in white linen
who made acquaintance with this particular house on
a very sultry noon in early August, hesitated before
he rang the bell. He glanced over his shoulder
at the hot, dusty street where a swarm of hot, dusty
children were shrilling and shrieking, or staring
at him round-eyed, dived into his pockets, fished
up a handful of small change, whistled to insure their
greater attention, and flung the coin among them.
While they were snatching at the money like a flock
of pigeons over a handful of grain, the elderly gentleman
rang the bell. He could hear it jangling through
the house, but it brought no immediate response.
After a decent interval he rang again. This time
the door was jerked open, and a girl in a bungalow
apron, upon which she was wiping her hands, confronted
him. She was a very young girl, a very hot, tired,
perspiring, and sullen girl, fresh from a broiling
kitchen and a red-hot stove.
She looked at the caller suspiciously,
her glance racing over his linen suit, his white shoes,
the Panama hat in his hand. She was puzzled,
for plainly this wasn’t the usual applicant for
board and lodging. Perhaps, then, he was a successful
house-to-house agent for some indispensable necessity say
an ice-pick that would pull nails, open a can, and
peel potatoes. Or maybe a religious book agent.
She rather suspected him of wanting to sell her Biblical
Prophecies Elucidated by a Chicago Seer, or something
like that. Or, stay: perhaps he was a church
scout sent out to round up stray souls. Whatever
he might be, she was bitterly resentful of having been
taken from the thick of her work to answer his ring.
She wasn’t interested in her soul, her hot and
tired body being a much more immediate concern.
Heaven is far off, and hell has no terrors and less
interest for a girl immured in a red-hot kitchen in
a Middle Western town in the dog-days.
“If it’s a Bible, we got
one. If it’s sewin’-machines, we ain’t,
but don’t. If it’s savin’ our
souls, we belong to church reg’lar an’
ain’t interested. If it’s explainin’
God, nothin’ doin’! An’ if it’s
tack-pullers with nail-files an’ corkscrews on
’em, you can save your breath,” said the
girl rapidly, in a heated voice, and with a half-dry
hand on the door-knob.
Mr. Chadwick Champneys’s long,
drooping mustache came up under his nose, and his
bushy eyebrows twitched.
“I am not trying to sell anything,”
he said hurriedly, in order to prevent her from shutting
the door in his face, which was her evident intention.
She said impatiently: “If
you’re collectin’, this ain’t our
day for payin’, an’ you got to call again.
Come next week, on Tuesday. Or maybe Wednesday
or Thursday or Friday or Sattiday.” The
door began to close.
He inserted a desperate foot.
“I wish to see Miss Simms Miss
Anne, or Nancy Simms. My information is that
she lives in this house. I should have stated
my errand at once, had I been allowed to do so.”
He looked at the girl reprovingly.
Before she could reply, a female voice
from a back region rose stridently:
“Nancy! You Nancy!
What in creation you mean, gassin’ this hour
o’ day when them biscuits is burnin’ up
in the oven? Send that feller about his business,
whatever it is, and you come tend to yours!”
The girl hesitated, and frowned.
“If you come to see Anne Simms,
same as Nancy Simms, I’m her I mean,
she’s me,” said she, hurriedly. “I
got no time to talk with you now, Mister, but you
can wait in the parlor until I dish up dinner, and
whilst they’re eatin’ I’ll have time
to run up and see what you want. Is it partic’ler?”
“Very.”
“Come on in an’ wait, then.”
“Nancy! You want I should
come up there after you? Oh, my stars, an’
that girl knows how partic’ler Poppa is
about his biscuits; they gotta be jest so or he won’t
look at ’em, an’ her gassin’ and
him likely to raise the roof!” screamed the
voice.
“Oh, shut up! I’m
comin’,” bawled the girl in reply.
“You better sit over there by the winder, Mister,”
she told her visitor, hastily. “There’s
a breeze there, maybe. You’ll find to-day’s
paper an’ a fan on the table.” She
vanished, and he could hear her running kitchenward,
and the shrieking voice subsiding into a whine.
Mr. Chadwick Champneys slumped limply
into a chair. Everything he looked at added to
his sense of astonishment and unease.
The outside of the house hadn’t
lied: the inside matched it. Mr. Champneys
found himself staring and being stared at by the usual
crayon portraits of defunct members of the family, at
least he hoped they were defunct, the man
with a long mule face and neck whiskers; and opposite
him his spouse, with her hair worn like mustard-plasters
on the skull. “Male and female created He
them.” Placed so that you had to see it
the moment you entered the door, on a white-and-gold
easel draped with a silkoline scarf trimmed with pink
crocheted wheels, was a virulently colored landscape
with a house of unknown architecture in the foreground,
and mother-of-pearl puddles outside the gate.
Mr. Champneys studied those mother-of-pearl puddles
gravely. They hurt his feelings. So did
the ornate golden-oak parlor set upholstered in red
plush; and the rug on the floor, in which colors fought
like Kilkenny cats; and a pink vase with large purple
plums bunched on it; and the figured wall-paper, and
the unclean lace curtains, and the mantel loaded with
sorry plunder, and the clothespin butterflies, the
tissue-paper parasols, and the cheap fans tacked to
the walls. It was a hot and dusty room. The
smell of bad cooking, of countless miserable meals
eaten by men whose digestion they would ruin, clung
to it and would not be gainsaid. Mr. Champneys
thought the best thing that could happen to such houses
would be a fire beginning in the cellar and ending
at the roof.
His mind went back to another house an
old white house in South Carolina, set in spacious
grounds, with high-ceilinged, cool, large rooms filled
with fine old furniture, a few pictures, glimpses of
brass and silver, large windows opening upon lawns
and trees and shrubs and flowers, a flash of blue
river, a vista of green marshes melting into the cobalt
sky. A stately, lovely, leisurely old house,
typifying the stately, leisurely life that had called
it into being; both gone irrevocably into the past.
He sighed.
He looked about this atrocious room,
and his jaw hardened. This, for Milly’s
niece! Poor girl, poor friendless girl! He
had known, of course, that the girl was poor.
He and Milly had been poor, too. But, oh, never
like this! This was being poor sordidly, vulgarly.
He had seen and suffered enough in his time to realize
how soul-murdering this environment might be to one
who knew nothing better. He himself had had the
memory of the old house in which he was born, and
of low-voiced, gentle-mannered men and women; he had
had his fine traditions to which to hold fast.
He reflected that he would have a great deal to make
up for to Nancy Simms!
The noon whistle had blown. People
had begun to come in, men whose first movement on
entering was to peel off collars and coats. They
barely glanced at the quiet, white-clad figure as they
passed the open parlor door, but stampeded for the
basement dining-room. Mr. Champneys could hear
the scraping of chairs, the rattling of dishes, the
hum of loud conversation; then the steady clatter of
knives and forks, and a dull, subdued murmur.
Dinner was in full swing, a dinner of which boiled
cabbage must have formed the piece de resistance.
Came a hurried footstep, and Nancy
Simms entered the room. He was sitting with his
back to the window; she sank into the chair fronting
him, so that the light fell full upon her.
She was strong and well-muscled, as
one could see under the enveloping apron. Her
hands bore the marks of dish-washing and clothes-washing
and floor-scrubbing and sweeping. They were shapely
enough hands, even if red and calloused. The foot
in the worn, down-at-the-heels shoe was a good foot,
with a fine arch; and the throat rising from the checked
gingham apron was full and strong; her face was prettily
shaped, if one was observant enough to notice that
detail.
She was not pretty; not even pleasant.
Her discontented face was liberally peppered with
the sort of freckles that accompany red and rebellious
hair; her mouth was hard, the lips pressed tightly
together. Under dark, uncared-for eyebrows were
grayish-green eyes, their expression made unfriendly
by her habit of narrowing them. She had good
teeth and a round chin, and her nose would have passed
muster anywhere, save for the fact that it, too, was
freckled. Unfortunately, one didn’t have
time to admire her good points; one said at first
sight of her, “Good heavens, what a disagreeable
girl!” And then: “Bless me, I’ve
never seen so many perfectly unnecessary freckles
and so much fighting-red hair on one girl!”
“You’ll hafta hurry,”
she admonished him, fanning herself vigorously with
a folded newspaper. She wiped her perspiring face
on her arm, tilted back her chair, revealing undarned
stockings, and waited for him to explain himself.
He handed her his card, and at the
name Champneys a faint interest showed in her face.
“I had a aunt married a feller
by that name,” she volunteered. “Was
you wishin’ to find out somethin’ about
him or Aunt Milly? Because if so I don’t
know nothin’ about him, nor yet her. I never
set eyes on neither of ’em.”
“I am your Aunt Milly’s
husband,” he told her. “And I have
come to find out something about you.”
“It’s took you a long
time to find your way, ain’t it?” Her manner
was not cordial.
“We will waive that,”
said he, composedly. “I am here,
and my visit concerns yourself. To begin with,
do you like living with your mother’s step-sister?
That is her relationship to your mother and to my
wife, I believe?”
“No: I don’t like
livin’ with no step-aunt, though she ain’t
that, bein’ further off: an’ no real
kin. If you want to know why I don’t like
it, it’s all work an’ no pay, that’s
why. First off, when I was too little to do anything
else, I minded the children an’ run errands
an’ washed doilies an’ towels an’
stockin’s an’ sich, an’ set
table an’ cleared table an’ washed dishes
an’ made beds an’ emptied slops.
Then I helped cook. Now I cook. Along with
plenty other things. How’d you like it
yourself?” Her tone was suddenly fierce.
The fierceness of a strong and young creature in galling
captivity.
His wandering life had given him an
insight into such conditions and situations; and once
or twice he had seen orphan children raised in homes
where they “helped out.” Chattel slavery
is easier by comparison and pleasanter in reality.
Before he could answer, “Nan-cy!
You Nan-cy! Come on here an’ set them pie-plates!
My Gawd! that girl’s goin’ to run me ravin’
crazy, tryin’ to keep her on her job! Nancy!”
Nancy looked at Mr. Champneys speculatively.
“Is what you got to say worth
me tellin’ her to set them plates herself?”
she asked.
“Well worth it,” said Mr. Champneys, emphatically.
She jumped for the door with cat-like
quickness. Also, she lifted her voice with cat-like
ferocity.
“I’m busy! I can’t co-ome.
Set ’em yourself!”
“Can’t come! What you doin’?”
shrieked the other voice.
“I’m entertainin’
comp’ny in the parler, that’s what
I’m doin’! It’s somebody come
to see me. An’ I’m goin’
to wait right here till I find out what they come
for!”
On the heels of that, Nancy slammed the parlor door,
and sat down.
“Now say what you got to say,
an’ don’t waste no time askin’ if
I’m stuck on livin’ here with somethin’
like that!”
“You wish, then, to leave your aunt?”
“She ain’t no aunt of
mine, I tell you. She ain’t nothin’
but my mother’s stepfather’s daughter
by his first wife. Sure I want to leave her.
She took me because she needed a servant she didn’t
have to pay reg’lar wages to. I don’t
owe her nothin’. Nor him, neither.
He’s worse ’n her.”
“They are not kind to you?”
“No, they ain’t what you’d
call kind to me. But you ain’t come here
to talk about them, I take it. What was you wantin’
to see me about, Mister?”
“Suppose,” said he, leaning
forward, “that you should be offered, in exchange
for this,” his gesture damned the whole
room, “a beautiful home, travel, culture, ease,
all that makes life beautiful; would that offer appeal
to you?” He looked at her earnestly.
“No housework, no cooking!
Clothes made for me especial? Not hand-me-downs
an’ left-overs? No kids to mind, neither
day nor night?”
“Housework? Old clothes?
Minding children? Certainly not! I am not
hiring a servant! What are you thinking of?”
“I’m thinkin’ of
me, that’s what I’m thinkin’
of! I’m wearin’ her old clothes on
Sundays now. I hate ’em. They look
like her an’ they smell like her and they feel
like her mean an’ ugly an’ tight.
If I could ever get enough money o’ my own together,
an’ enough clothes ” she stopped,
and looked at him with the sudden ferocity that at
times flashed out in her “earned honest,
though, and come by respectable,” said she,
grimly, “then I’d get out o’ here
an’ try something else. I’m strong,
an’ if I had half a chanst I could earn my livin’
easy enough.”
His jaw hardened. He couldn’t
blind himself to the fact that he was disappointed
in Milly’s niece; so disappointed that he felt
physically sick. Had he been less fanatical, less
obstinate, less fixed upon his monomaniacal purpose,
he would have settled a sufficient sum upon her, and
gone his way. His disappointment, so far from
turning him aside, hardened his determination to carry
the thing through. He had so acutely felt the
lack of money himself, that now, perhaps, he overestimated
its power. Whatever money could accomplish for
this girl, money should do. The zeal of the reformer
gathered in him.
“I wish,” he explained,
“to adopt you in a sense. I have
no children, and it is my desire that you should bear
the Champneys name for your Aunt Milly’s
sake. I propose, then, to take you away from
these surroundings, and to educate you as a lady bearing
the name of Champneys should be educated. You
will have to study, and to work hard. You will
have to obey orders instantly and implicitly.
Do you follow me?”
“As far as you go,” said
she, cautiously. “Go on: I’m
waitin’ to hear more.”
“Aside from yourself, I have
but one close relative, my brother’s son.
You two, then, are to be my children.”
“How old is he?”
“About twenty.”
“But if you got a real heir, where do I come
in?” she wondered.
“Share and share alike. He’s my nephew:
you’re Milly’s niece.”
She reflected, a puzzled frown coming to her forehead.
“You’re aimin’ to
give us both a whole lot, ain’t you? But
I’ve found out nobody don’t get somethin’
for nothin’ in this world. Where’s
the nigger in the woodpile? What do I do for what
I get?”
“You make yourself worthy of
the name you are to bear. You place yourself
unreservedly in the hands of those appointed to instruct and ah form
you. Make no mistake on this head: it will
be far from easy for you.”
“Nothin’ ’s ever
been easy for me, first nor yet last,” said Nancy
Simms. “So that ‘s nothin’
new to me. I want you should speak out plain.
What you really mean I’m to do?”
For a moment the iron-willed old man
hesitated; he remembered young Peter, eager, hopeful,
crystal-clear young Peter, back there in South Carolina.
He looked challengingly and fiercely at the girl, as
if his bold will meant to seize upon her as upon a
piece of clay and mold it to his desire. Then,
“I mean you’re to marry,” he said
crisply.
“Me? Who to? You?” asked Nancy,
blankly.
“Me!” gasped Mr. Champneys.
“Are you demented?”
“Well, then, who?” she asked, not unnaturally.
“And why?”
“The other heir. My nephew.
Peter Champneys. Because such is my will and
intention,” said he, peremptorily and haughtily,
bending his eagle-look upon her.
“What sort of a feller is he?
He ain’t got nothin’ the matter with him,
has he?”
A wild desire to slap Milly’s
niece came upon Chadwick Champneys at that.
“He is my nephew!” he
said haughtily. “Why on earth should he
have anything the matter with him?”
It occurred to him then that it mightn’t
be such an easy matter to get a high-spirited young
fellow, with ideals, to take on trust this young female
person with the red hair. He felt grateful that
he had exacted a promise from Peter. The Champneyses
always kept their promises.
“I’m wonderin’!”
said Nancy, staring at him. “Why are you
so bent on him an’ me marryin’? You
say it’s just because you want it, but that
ain’t no explanation, nor yet no reason.
After all, it’s me. I got the right to
ask why, then, ain’t I? You can’t
expect to walk in unbeknownst an’ tell a girl
you want she should marry a feller she’s never
laid eyes on, without bein’ asked a few questions,
can you?”
He knew he must try to make it clear
to her, as he had tried to make it clear to Peter.
Peter, being Peter, had presently understood.
Whether this girl would understand remained to be seen.
“I wish you to marry, because,
as I have already told you, you are my wife’s
niece, and Peter is my brother’s son. I
have of late years become possessed of well,
let’s say a great deal of money, and I propose
that this money shall go to my own people but
on my own conditions. These conditions being
that it shall all be kept in the Champneys name.
It is an old name, a good name, it was once a wealthy
and an honored name. It must be made so again.
I say, it must be made so again! There are but
you two to make it so. The boy is the last, on
my side; and you’re Milly’s. Milly
must have her share in the upbuilding as
if you were her child. Now, do you see?”
“Good Lord! ain’t you
got funny notions, though! Who ever heard the
beat? One name’s about as good as another,
seems to me. But seein’ you’ve got
the money to pay for your notions, them that’s
willin’ to take your money ought to be willin’
to humor ’em.” Nancy, in her way,
had what might be called a sense of ethics.
“You agree?”
“Well, I just got to make a
change, Mr. Champneys. I can’t stand this
place no more. If I was to say ‘No’
to you, an’ stay here, an’ have time to
think it over, down in that sizzlin’ kitchen,
with her squallin’ at me all day, I’d
end up in a padded cell. If I was to leave just
so, I’d maybe get me a job in a shop at less
than I could live on honest. You see?”
He nodded, and she went on somberly:
“So I’m most at the end
of my tether. It’s real curious you should
come just now, with me feelin’ that desperate
I been minded to walk out anyhow an’ risk things.
You sure that feller ain’t got nothin’
ails him? Not crazy, nor a dope, nor nothin’?”
“My nephew is perfectly normal
in every respect,” said Mr. Champneys, frigidly.
“What’s he look like in
the face?” she demanded. “Is he as
ugly as me?”
“He is a gentleman,” said
Peter’s uncle, even more frigidly. “As
to his appearance, I believe he resembles me.
At least, he looks like what I used to look like.”
“Well I’ve seen worse,”
said she, and fetched a sigh.
A sudden thought struck him.
“Perhaps,” he suggested, making allowance
for the sentimentality of extreme youth, “perhaps
you have some notion about er ah marrying
for love, or something like that? There may be
some young fellow you think you fancy? Young
people in your ah that is, in
the circumstances to which you unfortunately have
been subjected, often rush into ill-considered entanglements.”
“In love? Who, me?
Who with, for Gawdsake? One feller means just
as much to me as another feller: they’re
all alike,” said she, contemptuously. “I
just asked about him for for references.
You know what you’re gettin’, an’
I got a right to know what I’m gettin’.”
“You have: so please remember
that you are getting a considerable portion of the
Champneys money for doing what you’re told to
do,” said he.
“I never knew till you told
me so that the Champneyses had any money. But
if it’s there, I’m willing to do what I’m
told, for my share. Why not? There ain’t
nothin’ better for me, nowheres, nohow.”
“I am to understand, then, that you agree?”
“What else can I do but agree?”
she asked, twisting a fold of her apron.
The parlor door opened with violence;
a thick-set man with a bald head and a red face, followed
by a shrewish, thin woman with pinched lips, appeared
on the threshold.
“I s’pose,” said
the woman, with elaborate courtesy, “we kin come
in our own parler, Miss Simms? Has you resigned
your job that you gotta pick out the parler to
set in whilst I’m doin’ your work for
you?”
Nancy’s visitor rose, and at
sight of the tall old gentleman an avid curiosity
appeared in both vulgar faces.
“Mr. Champneys, this is the
lady an’ gentleman I live with and work for
without wages, Mister an’ Missis Baxter.
Mister an’ Missis Baxter, this gentleman is
Aunt Milly’s husband, an’ he’s come
to see me; an’ you ain’t called to show
off the manners you ain’t got!”
“Well, why couldn’t you
say who he was at first, an’ have done with
it?” grumbled the man. “But no, you
gotta upset the whole house! She’s the
provokin’est piece o’ flesh on the created
earth, when she starts,” he explained to the
visitor.
“To aggravate an’ torment
them that’s raised her an’ kept her out
of the asylum an’ fed an’ clothed an’
learned her like a daughter, is what Nancy Simms ‘d
rather do than eat an’ drink,” supplemented
Mrs. Baxter, acridly.
Nancy snorted. Mr. Champneys said nothing.
“Well! An’ so you’re
poor Milly’s husband!” said the woman,
staring at him. “You wasn’t so awful
anxious to find out nothin’ about her kith an’
kin, was you? Not that I’m any kin,”
she added, hastily. “When all’s said
an’ done, Nancy ain’t no real kin, neither.
You an’ her’s only connected by marriage,
but bein’ as you have come at last, I hope she’ll
have more gratefulness to you than she’s got
for me. As you ain’t never done
nothin’ by her, an’ I have, she’s
sure to.”
“You make me so sick!”
Nancy, with her hands on her hips, glared at the pair.
“Anything you ever done for me you paid yourself
for double. If you don’t owe me nothin’,
like you said this mornin’, I don’t owe
you nothin’, neither, so it’s quits.
You’d oughta be glad I’m goin’.”
“Goin’? Who’s
goin’? Goin’ where?” Mrs. Baxter’s
voice rose shrilly. “Now, ain’t it
always so? You take a orphan child to your bosom
an’ after many days it’ll grow up like
a viper, an’ the minute your back ’s turned
it’ll spit in your face!”
“Goin’, hey? Where
you goin’ to when you go?” demanded Mr.
Baxter, hoarsely.
“She is going with me,”
said Mr. Champneys. The whole situation nauseated
him; he felt that if he didn’t escape from that
red-plush parlor very soon, he was going to be violently
sick. “I am now in a position to look after
my wife’s niece, and I propose to do so.
From what I have heard from you both, I should think
you would be rather glad than sorry to part with her.”
“You won’t gain nothin’
by raisin’ a row,” put in Nancy, in a hard
voice. “I’m goin’. Make
up your minds to that.”
“Oh, you are, are you, Miss
Simms? That’s all the thanks I mighta expected
from you, you red-headed freckle-face! I sure
hope he’ll get his fill of you before he’s
done! Walkin’ off like a nigger without
a minute’s notice, an’ me with my house
full of men comin’ to their meals they’ve
paid for an’ has to have!”
“Hire another nigger an’
pay ’em somethin’, so’s they won’t
quit without notice, then,” suggested the girl,
unfeelingly.
“How you know this feller’s
Milly Champneys’s husband?” asked Mr.
Baxter. “Who’s to prove it?”
Nancy looked at him and laughed.
But Milly Champneys’s husband said hastily:
“Let us go, for God’s sake! If there’s
a telephone here, ring for a cab or a taxi. How
soon can you be ready?”
“I can walk out bag and baggage
in ten minutes,” she replied, and darted from
the room.
The South Carolina Don Quixote looked
at the sordid, angry pair before him. He felt
like one in an evil dream, a dream that degraded him,
and Milly’s memory, and Milly’s niece.
“If you wish to make any inquiries,
I shall be at the Palace Hotel until this evening,”
he told them. “And would a hundred
dollars soothe your feelings?”
The woman’s eyes slitted; the man’s bulged.
“You musta come by money
since Milly died,” said Mrs. Baxter. “Yes,
sure we’ll take the hundred. We ain’t
refusin’ money. It’s little enough,
too, considerin’ all I done for that girl!”
Mr. Champneys counted out ten crisp
bills into the greedy hand, and the three waited silently
until Nancy appeared. Champneys almost screamed
at sight of her. His heart sank like lead, and
the task he had set for himself of a sudden assumed
monumental proportions.
“I ain’t took nothin’
out of this house but the few things belongin’
to my mother. You’re welcome to the rest,”
she told the woman, briefly. The man she ignored
altogether.
A cab rattled up to the door.
In silence the aristocratic old man in white linen,
and the red-headed girl in a cheap embroidered shirt-waist,
a dark, shabby skirt, and a hat that was an outrage
on millinery, climbed in. There were no farewells.
The girl settled back, clutching her hand-satchel.
“Giddap,” said the driver, and cracked
his whip. The cab rolled away from the dingy,
smelly house, and turned a corner. So rode Nancy
Simms out of her old life into her new one.