Philip Sterling was on his way to
Ilium, in the state of Pennsylvania. Ilium was
the railway station nearest to the tract of wild land
which Mr. Bolton had commissioned him to examine.
On the last day of the journey as
the railway train Philip was on was leaving a large
city, a lady timidly entered the drawing-room car,
and hesitatingly took a chair that was at the moment
unoccupied. Philip saw from the window that
a gentleman had put her upon the car just as it was
starting. In a few moments the conductor entered,
and without waiting an explanation, said roughly to
the lady,
“Now you can’t sit there.
That seat’s taken. Go into the other car.”
“I did not intend to take the
seat,” said the lady rising, “I only sat
down a moment till the conductor should come and give
me a seat.”
“There aint any. Car’s full.
You’ll have to leave.”
“But, sir,” said the lady, appealingly,
“I thought ”
“Can’t help what you thought you
must go into the other car.”
“The train is going very fast, let me stand
here till we stop.”
“The lady can have my seat,” cried Philip,
springing up.
The conductor turned towards Philip,
and coolly and deliberately surveyed him from head
to foot, with contempt in every line of his face, turned
his back upon him without a word, and said to the lady,
“Come, I’ve got no time to talk.
You must go now.”
The lady, entirely disconcerted by
such rudeness, and frightened, moved towards the door,
opened it and stepped out. The train was swinging
along at a rapid rate, jarring from side to side; the
step was a long one between the cars and there was
no protecting grating. The lady attempted it,
but lost her balance, in the wind and the motion of
the car, and fell! She would inevitably have
gone down under the wheels, if Philip, who had swiftly
followed her, had not caught her arm and drawn her
up. He then assisted her across, found her a
seat, received her bewildered thanks, and returned
to his car.
The conductor was still there, taking
his tickets, and growling something about imposition.
Philip marched up to him, and burst out with,
“You are a brute, an infernal
brute, to treat a woman that way.”
“Perhaps you’d like to
make a fuss about it,” sneered the conductor.
Philip’s reply was a blow, given
so suddenly and planted so squarely in the conductor’s
face, that it sent him reeling over a fat passenger,
who was looking up in mild wonder that any one should
dare to dispute with a conductor, and against the
side of the car.
He recovered himself, reached the
bell rope, “Damn you, I’ll learn you,”
stepped to the door and called a couple of brakemen,
and then, as the speed slackened; roared out,
“Get off this train.”
“I shall not get off. I have as much right
here as you.”
“We’ll see,” said
the conductor, advancing with the brakemen. The
passengers protested, and some of them said to each
other, “That’s too bad,” as they
always do in such cases, but none of them offered to
take a hand with Philip. The men seized him,
wrenched him from his seat, dragged him along the
aisle, tearing his clothes, thrust him from the car,
and, then flung his carpet-bag, overcoat and umbrella
after him. And the train went on.
The conductor, red in the face and
puffing from his exertion, swaggered through the car,
muttering “Puppy, I’ll learn him.”
The passengers, when he had gone, were loud in their
indignation, and talked about signing a protest, but
they did nothing more than talk.
The next morning the Hooverville Patriot
and Clarion had this “item":
SLIGHTUALLY
overboard.
“We learn that as the down noon
express was leaving H yesterday
a lady! (God save the mark) attempted to force
herself into the already full palatial car.
Conductor Slum, who is too old a bird to be
caught with chaff, courteously informed her that the
car was full, and when she insisted on remaining,
he persuaded her to go into the car where she
belonged. Thereupon a young sprig, from the
East, blustered like a Shanghai rooster, and began
to sass the conductor with his chin music.
That gentleman delivered the young aspirant
for a muss one of his elegant little left-handers,
which so astonished him that he began to feel
for his shooter. Whereupon Mr. Slum gently
raised the youth, carried him forth, and set him down
just outside the car to cool off. Whether
the young blood has yet made his way out of Bascom’s
swamp, we have not learned. Conductor Slum
is one of the most gentlemanly and efficient officers
on the road; but he ain’t trifled with,
not much. We learn that the company have
put a new engine on the seven o’clock train,
and newly upholstered the drawing-room car throughout.
It spares no effort for the comfort of the traveling
public.”
Philip never had been before in Bascom’s
swamp, and there was nothing inviting in it to detain
him. After the train got out of the way he crawled
out of the briars and the mud, and got upon the track.
He was somewhat bruised, but he was too angry to
mind that. He plodded along over the ties in
a very hot condition of mind and body. In the
scuffle, his railway check had disappeared, and he
grimly wondered, as he noticed the loss, if the company
would permit him to walk over their track if they
should know he hadn’t a ticket.
Philip had to walk some five miles
before he reached a little station, where he could
wait for a train, and he had ample time for reflection.
At first he was full of vengeance on the company.
He would sue it. He would make it pay roundly.
But then it occurred to him that he did not know
the name of a witness he could summon, and that a personal
fight against a railway corporation was about the
most hopeless in the world. He then thought he
would seek out that conductor, lie in wait for him
at some station, and thrash him, or get thrashed himself.
But as he got cooler, that did not
seem to him a project worthy of a gentleman exactly.
Was it possible for a gentleman to get even with such
a fellow as that conductor on the letter’s own
plane? And when he came to this point, he began
to ask himself, if he had not acted very much like
a fool. He didn’t regret striking the fellow he
hoped he had left a mark on him. But, after
all, was that the best way? Here was he, Philip
Sterling, calling himself a gentleman, in a brawl with
a vulgar conductor, about a woman he had never seen
before. Why should he have put himself in such
a ridiculous position? Wasn’t it enough
to have offered the lady his seat, to have rescued
her from an accident, perhaps from death? Suppose
he had simply said to the conductor, “Sir, your
conduct is brutal, I shall report you.”
The passengers, who saw the affair, might have joined
in a report against the conductor, and he might really
have accomplished something. And, now!
Philip looked at leis torn clothes, and thought with
disgust of his haste in getting into a fight with
such an autocrat.
At the little station where Philip
waited for the next train, he met a man who
turned out to be a justice of the peace in that neighborhood,
and told him his adventure. He was a kindly sort
of man, and seemed very much interested.
“Dum ’em,” said he, when
he had heard the story.
“Do you think any thing can be done, sir?”
“Wal, I guess tain’t no
use. I hain’t a mite of doubt of every
word you say. But suin’s no use.
The railroad company owns all these people along
here, and the judges on the bench too. Spiled
your clothes! Wal, ‘least said’s
soonest mended.’ You haint no chance with
the company.”
When next morning, he read the humorous
account in the Patriot and Clarion, he saw still more
clearly what chance he would have had before the public
in a fight with the railroad company.
Still Philip’s conscience told
him that it was his plain duty to carry the matter
into the courts, even with the certainty of defeat.
He confessed that neither he nor any citizen had a
right to consult his own feelings or conscience in
a case where a law of the land had been violated before
his own eyes. He confessed that every citizen’s
first duty in such case is to put aside his own business
and devote his time and his best efforts to seeing
that the infraction is promptly punished; and he knew
that no country can be well governed unless its citizens
as a body keep religiously before their minds that
they are the guardians of the law, and that the law
officers are only the machinery for its execution,
nothing more. As a finality he was obliged to
confess that he was a bad citizen, and also that the
general laxity of the time, and the absence of a sense
of duty toward any part of the community but the individual
himself were ingrained in him, am he was no better
than the rest of the people.
The result of this little adventure
was that Philip did not reach Ilium till daylight
the next morning, when he descended sleepy and sore,
from a way train, and looked about him. Ilium
was in a narrow mountain gorge, through which a rapid
stream ran. It consisted of the plank platform
on which he stood, a wooden house, half painted, with
a dirty piazza (unroofed) in front, and a sign board
hung on a slanting pole bearing the legend,
“Hotel. P. Dusenheimer,” a sawmill
further down the stream, a blacksmith-shop, and a
store, and three or four unpainted dwellings of the
slab variety.
As Philip approached the hotel he
saw what appeared to be a wild beast crouching on
the piazza. It did not stir, however, and he
soon found that it was only a stuffed skin.
This cheerful invitation to the tavern was the remains
of a huge panther which had been killed in the region
a few weeks before. Philip examined his ugly
visage and strong crooked fore-arm, as he was waiting
admittance, having pounded upon the door.
“Yait a bit. I’ll
shoost put on my trowsers,” shouted
a voice from the window, and the door was soon opened
by the yawning landlord.
“Morgen! Didn’t
hear d’ drain oncet. Dem boys geeps
me up zo spate. Gom right in.”
Philip was shown into a dirty bar-room.
It was a small room, with a stove in the middle,
set in a long shallow box of sand, for the benefit
of the “spitters,” a bar across one end a
mere counter with a sliding glass-case behind it containing
a few bottles having ambitious labels, and a wash-sink
in one corner. On the walls were the bright yellow
and black handbills of a traveling circus, with pictures
of acrobats in human pyramids, horses flying in long
leaps through the air, and sylph-like women in a paradisaic
costume, balancing themselves upon the tips of their
toes on the bare backs of frantic and plunging steeds,
and kissing their hands to the spectators meanwhile.
As Philip did not desire a room at
that hour, he was invited to wash himself at the nasty
sink, a feat somewhat easier than drying his face,
for the towel that hung in a roller over the sink was
evidently as much a fixture as the sink itself, and
belonged, like the suspended brush and comb, to the
traveling public. Philip managed to complete
his toilet by the use of his pocket-handkerchief,
and declining the hospitality of the landlord, implied
in the remark, “You won’d dake notin’?”
he went into the open air to wait for breakfast.
The country he saw was wild but not
picturesque. The mountain before him might be
eight hundred feet high, and was only a portion of
a long unbroken range, savagely wooded, which followed
the stream. Behind the hotel, and across the
brawling brook, was another level-topped, wooded range
exactly like it. Ilium itself, seen at a glance,
was old enough to be dilapidated, and if it had gained
anything by being made a wood and water station of
the new railroad, it was only a new sort of grime and
rawness. P. Dusenheimer, standing in the door
of his uninviting groggery, when the trains stopped
for water; never received from the traveling public
any patronage except facetious remarks upon his personal
appearance. Perhaps a thousand times he had heard
the remark, “Ilium fuit,” followed
in most instances by a hail to himself as “AEneas,”
with the inquiry “Where is old Anchises?”
At first he had replied, “Dere ain’t
no such man;” but irritated by its senseless
repetition, he had latterly dropped into the formula
of, “You be dam.”
Philip was recalled from the contemplation
of Ilium by the rolling and growling of the gong within
the hotel, the din and clamor increasing till the
house was apparently unable to contain it; when it
burst out of the front door and informed the world
that breakfast was on the table.
The dining room was long, low and
narrow, and a narrow table extended its whole length.
Upon this was spread a cloth which from appearance
might have been as long in use as the towel in the
barroom. Upon the table was the usual service,
the heavy, much nicked stone ware, the row of plated
and rusty castors, the sugar bowls with the zinc tea-spoons
sticking up in them, the piles of yellow biscuits,
the discouraged-looking plates of butter. The
landlord waited, and Philip was pleased to observe
the change in his manner. In the barroom he
was the conciliatory landlord. Standing behind
his guests at table, he had an air of peremptory patronage,
and the voice in which he shot out the inquiry, as
he seized Philip’s plate, “Beefsteak or
liver?” quite took away Philip’s power
of choice. He begged for a glass of milk, after
trying that green hued compound called coffee, and
made his breakfast out of that and some hard crackers
which seemed to have been imported into Ilium before
the introduction of the iron horse, and to have withstood
a ten years siege of regular boarders, Greeks and
others.
The land that Philip had come to look
at was at least five miles distant from Ilium station.
A corner of it touched the railroad, but the rest
was pretty much an unbroken wilderness, eight or ten
thousand acres of rough country, most of it such a
mountain range as he saw at Ilium.
His first step was to hire three woodsmen
to accompany him. By their help he built a log
hut, and established a camp on the land, and then
began his explorations, mapping down his survey as
he went along, noting the timber, and the lay of the
land, and making superficial observations as to the
prospect of coal.
The landlord at Ilium endeavored to
persuade Philip to hire the services of a witch-hazel
professor of that region, who could walk over the land
with his wand and tell him infallibly whether it contained
coal, and exactly where the strata ran. But
Philip preferred to trust to his own study of the
country, and his knowledge of the geological formation.
He spent a month in traveling over the land and making
calculations; and made up his mind that a fine vein
of coal ran through the mountain about a mile from
the railroad, and that the place to run in a tunnel
was half way towards its summit.
Acting with his usual promptness,
Philip, with the consent of Mr. Bolton, broke ground
there at once, and, before snow came, had some rude
buildings up, and was ready for active operations in
the spring. It was true that there were no outcroppings
of coal at the place, and the people at Ilium said
he “mought as well dig for plug terbaccer there;”
but Philip had great faith in the uniformity of nature’s
operations in ages past, and he had no doubt that
he should strike at this spot the rich vein that had
made the fortune of the Golden Briar Company.