Laura went down stairs, knocked at/the
study door, and entered, scarcely waiting for the
response. Senator Dilworthy was alone with
an open Bible in his hand, upside down. Laura
smiled, and said, forgetting her acquired correctness
of speech,
“It is only me.”
“Ah, come in, sit down,”
and the Senator closed the book and laid it down.
“I wanted to see you. Time to report progress
from the committee of the whole,” and the Senator
beamed with his own congressional wit.
“In the committee of the whole
things are working very well. We have made ever
so much progress in a week. I believe that you
and I together could run this government beautifully,
uncle.”
The Senator beamed again. He
liked to be called “uncle” by this beautiful
woman.
“Did you see Hopperson last
night after the congressional prayer meeting?”
“Yes. He came. He’s a kind
of ”
“Eh? he is one of my friends,
Laura. He’s a fine man, a very fine man.
I don’t know any man in congress I’d sooner
go to for help in any Christian work. What did
he say?”
“Oh, he beat around a little.
He said he should like to help the negro, his heart
went out to the negro, and all that plenty
of them say that but he was a little afraid of the
Tennessee Land bill; if Senator Dilworthy wasn’t
in it, he should suspect there was a fraud on the
government.”
“He said that, did he?”
“Yes. And he said he felt he couldn’t
vote for it. He was shy.”
“Not shy, child, cautious.
He’s a very cautious man. I have been
with him a great deal on conference committees.
He wants reasons, good ones. Didn’t you
show him he was in error about the bill?”
“I did. I went over the
whole thing. I had to tell him some of the side
arrangements, some of the ”
“You didn’t mention me?”
“Oh, no. I told him you
were daft about the negro and the philanthropy part
of it, as you are.”
“Daft is a little strong, Laura.
But you know that I wouldn’t touch this bill
if it were not for the public good, and for the good
of the colored race; much as I am interested in the
heirs of this property, and would like to have them
succeed.”
Laura looked a little incredulous,
and the Senator proceeded.
“Don’t misunderstand me,
I don’t deny that it is for the interest of all
of us that this bill should go through, and it will.
I have no concealments from you. But I have
one principle in my public life, which I should like
you to keep in mind; it has always been my guide.
I never push a private interest if it is not Justified
and ennobled by some larger public good. I doubt
Christian would be justified in working for his own
salvation if it was not to aid in the salvation of
his fellow men.”
The Senator spoke with feeling, and then added,
“I hope you showed Hopperson that our motives
were pure?”
“Yes, and he seemed to have
a new light on the measure: I think will vote
for it.”
“I hope so; his name will give
tone and strength to it. I knew you would only
have to show him that it was just and pure, in order
to secure his cordial support.”
“I think I convinced him.
Yes, I am perfectly sure he will vote right now.”
“That’s good, that’s
good,” said the Senator; smiling, and rubbing
his hands. “Is there anything more?”
“You’ll find some changes
in that I guess,” handing the Senator a printed
list of names. “Those checked off are all
right.”
“Ah ’m ’m,”
running his eye down the list. “That’s
encouraging. What is the ‘C’ before
some of the names, and the ’B. B.’?”
“Those are my private marks.
That ‘C’ stands for ‘convinced,’
with argument. The ‘B. B.’
is a general sign for a relative. You see it
stands before three of the Hon. Committee. I
expect to see the chairman of the committee to-day,
Mr. Buckstone.”
“So, you must, he ought to be
seen without any delay. Buckstone is a worldly
sort of a fellow, but he has charitable impulses.
If we secure him we shall have a favorable report
by the committee, and it will be a great thing to
be able to state that fact quietly where it will do
good.”
“Oh, I saw Senator Balloon”
“He will help us, I suppose?
Balloon is a whole-hearted fellow. I can’t
help loving that man, for all his drollery and waggishness.
He puts on an air of levity sometimes, but there
aint a man in the senate knows the scriptures as he
does. He did not make any objections?”
“Not exactly, he said shall
I tell you what he said?” asked Laura glancing
furtively at him.
“Certainly.”
“He said he had no doubt it
was a good thing; if Senator Dilworthy was in it,
it would pay to look into it.”
The Senator laughed, but rather feebly,
and said, “Balloon is always full of his jokes.”
“I explained it to him.
He said it was all right, he only wanted a word with
you,”, continued Laura. “He is a
handsome old gentleman, and he is gallant for an old
man.”
“My daughter,” said the
Senator, with a grave look, “I trust there was
nothing free in his manner?”
“Free?” repeated Laura,
with indignation in her face. “With me!”
“There, there, child.
I meant nothing, Balloon talks a little freely sometimes,
with men. But he is right at heart. His
term expires next year and I fear we shall lose him.”
“He seemed to be packing the
day I was there. His rooms were full of dry
goods boxes, into which his servant was crowding all
manner of old clothes and stuff: I suppose he
will paint ‘Pub. Docs’ on them and
frank them home. That’s good economy,
isn’t it?”
“Yes, yes, but child, all Congressmen
do that. It may not be strictly honest, indeed
it is not unless he had some public documents mixed
in with the clothes.”
“It’s a funny world.
Good-bye, uncle. I’m going to see that
chairman.”
And humming a cheery opera air, she
departed to her room to dress for going out.
Before she did that, however, she took out her note
book and was soon deep in its contents; marking, dashing,
erasing, figuring, and talking to herself.
“Free! I wonder what Dilworthy
does think of me anyway? One . . . two. .
.eight . . . seventeen . . . twenty-one,. .
’m’m . . . it takes a heap for a majority.
Wouldn’t Dilworthy open his eyes if he knew
some of the things Balloon did say to me. There.
. . . Hopperson’s influence ought to
count twenty . . . the sanctimonious old curmudgeon.
Son-in-law. . . . sinecure in the negro institution
. . . .That about gauges him . . . The three
committeemen . . . . sons-in-law. Nothing
like a son-in-law here in Washington or a brother-in-law
. . . And everybody has ’em . . .
Let’s see: . . . sixty-one. . .
. with places . . . twenty-five . . . persuaded it
is getting on; . . . . we’ll have two-thirds
of Congress in time . . . Dilworthy must surely
know I understand him. Uncle Dilworthy . .
. . Uncle Balloon! Tells very amusing
stories . . . when ladies are not present . .
. I should think so . . . .’m . .
. ’m. Eighty-five. There.
I must find that chairman. Queer. . . .
Buckstone acts . . Seemed to be in love .
. . . . I was sure of it. He promised
to come here. . . and he hasn’t. . .
Strange. Very strange . . . . I must
chance to meet him to-day.”
Laura dressed and went out, thinking
she was perhaps too early for Mr. Buckstone to come
from the house, but as he lodged near the bookstore
she would drop in there and keep a look out for him.
While Laura is on her errand to find
Mr. Buckstone, it may not be out of the way to remark
that she knew quite as much of Washington life as
Senator Dilworthy gave her credit for, and more than
she thought proper to tell him. She was acquainted
by this time with a good many of the young fellows
of Newspaper Row; and exchanged gossip with them to
their mutual advantage.
They were always talking in the Row,
everlastingly gossiping, bantering and sarcastically
praising things, and going on in a style which was
a curious commingling of earnest and persiflage.
Col. Sellers liked this talk amazingly, though
he was sometimes a little at sea in it and
perhaps that didn’t lessen the relish of the
conversation to the correspondents.
It seems that they had got hold of
the dry-goods box packing story about Balloon, one
day, and were talking it over when the Colonel came
in. The Colonel wanted to know all about it,
and Hicks told him. And then Hicks went on,
with a serious air,
“Colonel, if you register a
letter, it means that it is of value, doesn’t
it? And if you pay fifteen cents for registering
it, the government will have to take extra care of
it and even pay you back its full value if it is lost.
Isn’t that so?”
“Yes. I suppose it’s so.”.
“Well Senator Balloon put fifteen
cents worth of stamps on each of those seven huge
boxes of old clothes, and shipped that ton of second-hand
rubbish, old boots and pantaloons and what not through
the mails as registered matter! It was an ingenious
thing and it had a genuine touch of humor about it,
too. I think there is more real: talent
among our public men of to-day than there was among
those of old times a far more fertile fancy,
a much happier ingenuity. Now, Colonel, can you
picture Jefferson, or Washington or John Adams franking
their wardrobes through the mails and adding the facetious
idea of making the government responsible for the
cargo for the sum of one dollar and five cents?
Statesmen were dull creatures in those days.
I have a much greater admiration for Senator Balloon.”
“Yes, Balloon is a man of parts, there is no
denying it”
“I think so. He is spoken
of for the post of Minister to China, or Austria,
and I hope will be appointed. What we want abroad
is good examples of the national character.
“John Jay and Benjamin Franklin
were well enough in their day, but the nation has
made progress since then. Balloon is a man we
know and can depend on to be true to himself.”
“Yes, and Balloon has had a
good deal of public experience. He is an old
friend of mine. He was governor of one of the
territories a while, and was very satisfactory.”
“Indeed he was. He was
ex-officio Indian agent, too. Many a man would
have taken the Indian appropriation and devoted the
money to feeding and clothing the helpless savages,
whose land had been taken from them by the white man
in the interests of civilization; but Balloon knew
their needs better. He built a government saw-mill
on the reservation with the money, and the lumber
sold for enormous prices a relative of his
did all the work free of charge that is
to say he charged nothing more than the lumber world
bring.” “But the poor Injuns not
that I care much for Injuns what did he
do for them?”
“Gave them the outside slabs
to fence in the reservation with. Governor Balloon
was nothing less than a father to the poor Indians.
But Balloon is not alone, we have many truly noble
statesmen in our country’s service like Balloon.
The Senate is full of them. Don’t you
think so Colonel?”
“Well, I dunno. I honor
my country’s public servants as much as any one
can. I meet them, Sir, every day, and the more
I see of them the more I esteem them and the more
grateful I am that our institutions give us the opportunity
of securing their services. Few lands are so
blest.”
“That is true, Colonel.
To be sure you can buy now and then a Senator or
a Representative but they do not know it is wrong,
and so they are not ashamed of it. They are
gentle, and confiding and childlike, and in my opinion
these are qualities that ennoble them far more than
any amount of sinful sagacity could. I quite
agree with you, Col. Sellers.”
“Well” hesitated
the, Colonel “I am afraid some of
them do buy their seats yes, I am afraid
they do but as Senator Dilworthy himself
said to me, it is sinful, it is very wrong it
is shameful; Heaven protect me from such a charge.
That is what Dilworthy said. And yet when you
come to look at it you cannot deny that we would have
to go without the services of some of our ablest men,
sir, if the country were opposed to to bribery.
It is a harsh term. I do not like to use it.”
The Colonel interrupted himself at
this point to meet an engagement with the Austrian
minister, and took his leave with his usual courtly
bow.