The Government of Mizora not being
of primary importance in the estimation of the people,
I have not made more than a mere mention of it heretofore.
In this respect I have conformed to the generally expressed
taste of the Mizora people. In my own country
the government and the aristocracy were identical.
The government offices and emoluments were the highest
pinnacles of ambition.
I mentioned the disparity of opinion
between Mizora and all other countries I had known
in regard to this. I could not understand why
politics in Mizora should be of so small importance.
The answer was, that among an educated and highly
enlightened people, the government will take care
of itself. Having been perfected by wise experience,
the people allow it to glide along in the grooves
that time has made for it.
In form, the government of Mizora
was a Federal Republic. The term of office in
no department exceeded the limit of five years.
The Presidential term of office was for five years.
They had one peculiar exceedingly
peculiar law in regard to politics.
No candidate could come before the public seeking office
before having a certificate from the State College
to which she belonged, stating her examination and
qualifications to fill such an office.
Just like examining for school-teachers,
I thought. And why not? Making laws for
a State is of far more importance than making them
for a few dozen scholars. I remembered to have
heard some of my American acquaintances say that in
their country it was not always qualifications that
get a candidate into office. Some of the ways
were devious and not suitable for publicity.
Offices were frequently filled by incompetent men.
There had been congressmen and other offices of higher
and more responsible duties, filled by persons who
could not correctly frame a sentence in their native
language, who could not spell the simplest words as
they were spelled in the dictionary, unless it were
an accident.
To seek the office of President, or
any other position under the General Government, required
an examination and certificate from the National College.
The examinations were always public, and conducted
in such a manner that imposture was impossible.
Constituents could attend if they chose, and decide
upon the qualifications of a favorite candidate.
In all the public schools, politics to
a certain extent formed part of the general
education of every child. Beyond that, any one
having a predilection for politics could find in the
State Colleges and National Colleges the most liberal
advantages for acquiring a knowledge of political
economy, political arithmetic, and the science of government.
Political campaigns, (if such a term
could be applicable to the politics of Mizora) were
of the mildest possible character. The papers
published the names of the candidates and their examinations
in full. The people read and decided upon their
choice, and, when the time came, voted. And that
was the extent of the campaign enthusiasm.
I must mention that the examinations
on the science of government were not conducted as
are ordinary examinations in any given study that
consists of questions and answers. That was the
preliminary part. There followed a thorough,
practical test of their ability to discharge the duties
of office with wisdom. No matter which side the
sympathies or affections might be enlisted upon, the
stern decree of justice was what the Mizorean abided
by. From earliest infancy their minds were trained
in that doctrine. In the discharge of all public
duties especially, it seemed to be the paramount consideration.
Certainly no government machinery ever could move
with more ease, or give greater satisfaction to the
people, than that of Mizora.
They never appeared to be excited
or uneasy about the result of the elections.
I never heard an animated political argument, such
as I used to read about in America. I asked a
politician one day what she thought of the probable
success of the opposite party. She replied that
it would not make any difference to the country as
both candidates were perfectly competent to fill the
office.
“Do you never make disparaging
statements about the opposing candidate?” was
my inquiry.
“How could we?” she asked
in surprise, “when there are none to make.”
“You might assume a few for
the time being; just to make her lose votes.”
“That would be a crime worthy of barbarians.”
“Do you never have any party issues?”
“No. There is never anything
to make an issue of. We all work for the good
of the people, and the whole people. There is
no greed of glory or gain; no personal ambition to
gratify. Were I to use any artifice to secure
office or popularity, I should be instantly deprived
of public esteem and notice. I do my duty conscientiously;
that is the aim of public life. I work
for the public good and my popularity comes as it is
earned and deserved. I have no fear of being slighted
or underrated. Every politician feels and acts
the same way.”
“Have politicians ever bought
votes with money, or offered bribes by promising positions
that it would be in their official power to grant
when elected?”
“Never! There is not a
citizen of Mizora who would not scorn an office obtained
in such a way. The profession of politics, while
not to be compared in importance with the sciences,
is yet not devoid of dignity. It is not necessary
to make new laws. They were perfected long ago,
and what has been proven good we have no desire to
change. We manage the government according to
a conscientious interpretation of the law. We
have repealed laws that were in force when our Republic
was young, and dropped them from the statute books.
They were laws unworthy of our civilization.
We have laws for the protection of property and to
regulate public morals, and while our civilization
is in a state of advancement that does not require
them, yet we think it wisdom to let them remain.
The people know that we have such laws and live up
to them without surveillance. They would abide
by the principles of justice set forth in them just
as scrupulously if we should repeal them.
“You spoke of bribes. In
remote ages, when our country was emerging from a
state of semi-barbarism, such things were in common
practice. Political chicanery was a name given
to various underhand and dishonest maneuvers to gain
office and public power. It was frequently the
case that the most responsible positions in the Government
would be occupied by the basest characters, who used
their power only for fraud to enrich themselves and
their friends by robbing the people. They deceived
the masses by preaching purity. They were never
punished. If they were accused and brought to
trial, the wealth they had stolen from the government
purchased their acquittal, and then they posed as martyrs.
The form of government was then, as now, a Federal
Republic, but the people had very little to do with
it. They were merely the tools of unscrupulous
politicians. In those days a sensitively honest
person would not accept office, because the name politician
was a synonym for flexible principles. It was
derogatory to one’s character to seek office.”
“Was dishonesty more prominent
in one party than another?” I asked, thinking
how very Americanish this history sounded.
“We, who look back upon the
conditions of those times and view it with dispassionate
judgment, can perceive corruption in both political
parties. The real welfare of the country was the
last thing considered by a professional politician.
There was always something that was to benefit the
people brought forward as a party issue, and used as
a means of working up the enthusiasm or fears of the
people, and usually dropped after the election.
“The candidate for election
in those days might be guilty of heinous crimes, yet
the party covered them all, and over that covering
the partisan newspaper spread every virtue in the
calendar. A stranger to the country and its customs
reading one of their partisan newspapers during a
political campaign, might conclude that the party it
advocated was composed of only the virtues of the country,
and their leader an epitome of the supremest excellence.
“Reading in the same paper a
description of the opposing party, the stranger might
think it composed of only the degraded and disreputable
portion of the nation, and its leader the scum of all
its depravity. If curiosity should induce a perusal
of some partisan paper of the other party, the same
thing could be read in its columns, with a change of
names. It would be the opposite party that was
getting represented in the most despicable character,
and their leader was the only one who possessed
enough honesty and talent to keep the country from
going to wreck. The other party leader was the
one who was guilty of all the crimes in the calendar.
A vast number of people were ignorant enough to cling
blindly to one party and to believe every word published
by its partisan papers. This superstitious party
faith was what the unscrupulous politicians handled
dexterously for their own selfish ends. It was
not until education became universal, and a higher
culture was forced upon the majority the
working classes that politics began to
purify itself, and put on the dignity of real virtue,
and receive the respect that belongs to genuine justice.
“The people became disgusted
with defamatory political literature, and the honorable
members of both parties abjured it altogether.
In such a government as this, two great parties could
not exist, where one was altogether bad and the other
altogether good. It became apparent to the people
that there was good in both parties, and they began
to elect it irrespective of party prejudice.
Politicians began to work for their country instead
of themselves and their party, and politics took the
noble position that the rights of humanity designed
it for. I have been giving you quite a history
of our ancient politics. Our present condition
is far different. As the people became enlightened
to a higher degree, the government became more compact.
It might now be compared to a large family. There
are one hundred States in the Union. There was
a time when every State made its own laws for its
own domestic government. One code of laws is
now enforced in every State. In going from one
State to another citizens now suffer no inconvenience
from a confusion of laws. Every State owes allegiance
to the General Government. No State or number
of States could set up an independent government without
obtaining the consent and legal dissolution from the
General Government. But such a thing will never
be thought of. We have prospered as a great united
Nation. Our union has been our strength, our prosperity.”
I visited with Wauna a number of the
States’ Capitals. In architecture the Mizora
people display an excellent taste. Their public
buildings might all be called works of art. Their
government buildings, especially, were on a scale
of magnificent splendor. The hollow square seemed
to be a favorite form. One very beautiful capitol
building was of crystal glass, with facing and cornices
of marble onyx. It looked more like a gigantic
gem than anything I could compare it to, especially
when lighted up by great globes of white fire suspended
from every ceiling.
Upon my entrance into Mizora, I was
led into the belief that I had arrived at a female
seminary, because the dining and sleeping accommodations
for the stateswoman were all in the Capitol building.
I observed that the State Capitols were similarly
accommodated. In Mizora the home is the heart
of all joy, and wherever a Mizora woman goes, she
endeavors to surround herself with its comforts and
pleasures. That was the reason that the splendid
Capitol building had its home-like appointments, was
a Nation of women exclusively at least as
far as I had as yet been able to discover.
Another reason for the homes of all
officials of the Government being within the public
buildings, was because all the personal expenses,
excepting clothing, were paid by the Government.
The salaries of Government positions were not large,
compared with those of the sciences; but as their
social and political dues were paid out of the public
treasury, the salaries might be considered as net profit.
This custom had originated many centuries in the past.
In those early days, when a penurious character became
an incumbent of public office, the social obligations
belonging to it were often but niggardly requited.
Sometimes business embarrassments and real necessity
demanded economy; so, at last, the Government assumed
all the expenses contingent upon every office, from
the highest to the lowest. By this means the occupant
of a Government office was freed from every care but
those of state.
The number and style of all social
entertainments that were obligatory of the occupant
of a public office, were regulated by law. As
the people of Mizora believed in enjoyment, the entertainments
provided by the Government as the necessary social
dues of its officers, were not few, nor scantily furnished.