I
Having retired to a hospital to sulk,
Jane remained there. The family came and sat
by her bed uncomfortably and smoked, and finally retreated
with defeat written large all over it, leaving Jane
to the continued possession of Room 33, a pink kimono
with slippers to match, a hand-embroidered face pillow
with a rose-coloured bow on the corner, and a young
nurse with a gift of giving Jane daily the appearance
of a strawberry and vanilla ice rising from a meringue
of bed linen.
Jane’s complaint was temper.
The family knew this, and so did Jane, although she
had an annoying way of looking hurt, a gentle heart-brokenness
of speech that made the family, under the pretence
of getting a match, go out into the hall and swear
softly under its breath. But it was temper, and
the family was not deceived. Also, knowing Jane,
the family was quite ready to believe that while it
was swearing in the hall, Jane was biting holes in
the hand-embroidered face pillow in Room 33.
It had finally come to be a test of
endurance. Jane vowed to stay at the hospital
until the family on bended knee begged her to emerge
and to brighten the world again with her presence.
The family, being her father, said it would be damned
if it would, and that if Jane cared to live on anæmic
chicken broth, oatmeal wafers and massage twice a
day for the rest of her life, why, let her.
The dispute, having begun about whether
Jane should or should not marry a certain person,
Jane representing the affirmative and her father the
negative, had taken on new aspects, had grown and
altered, and had, to be brief, become a contest between
the masculine Johnson and the feminine Johnson as
to which would take the count. Not that this
appeared on the surface. The masculine Johnson,
having closed the summer home on Jane’s defection
and gone back to the city, sent daily telegrams, novels
and hothouse grapes, all three of which Jane devoured
indiscriminately. Once, indeed, Father Johnson
had motored the forty miles from town, to be told
that Jane was too ill and unhappy to see him, and to
have a glimpse, as he drove furiously away, of Jane
sitting pensive at her window in the pink kimono,
gazing over his head at the distant hills and clearly
entirely indifferent to him and his wrath.
So we find Jane, on a frosty morning
in late October, in triumphant possession of the field aunts
and cousins routed, her father sulking in town, and
the victor herself or is victor feminine? and
if it isn’t, shouldn’t it be? sitting
up in bed staring blankly at her watch.
Jane had just wakened an
hour later than usual; she had rung the bell three
times and no one had responded. Jane’s famous
temper began to stretch and yawn. At this hour
Jane was accustomed to be washed with tepid water,
scented daintily with violet, alcohol-rubbed, talcum-powdered,
and finally fresh-linened, coifed and manicured, to
be supported with a heap of fresh pillows and fed
creamed sweet-bread and golden-brown coffee and toast.
Jane rang again, with a line between
her eyebrows. The bell was not broken. She
could hear it distinctly. This was an outrage!
She would report it to the superintendent. She
had been ringing for ten minutes. That little
minx of a nurse was flirting somewhere with one of
the internes.
Jane angrily flung the covers back
and got out on her small bare feet. Then she
stretched her slim young arms above her head, her
spoiled red mouth forming a scarlet O as she yawned.
In her sleeveless and neckless nightgown, with her
hair over her shoulders, minus the more elaborate
coiffure which later in the day helped her to poise
and firmness, she looked a pretty young girl, almost although
Jane herself never suspected this almost
an amiable young person.
Jane saw herself in the glass and
assumed immediately the two lines between her eyebrows
which were the outward and visible token of what she
had suffered. Then she found her slippers, a pair
of stockings to match and two round bits of pink silk
elastic of private and feminine use, and sat down
on the floor to put them on.
The floor was cold. To Jane’s
wrath was added indignation. She hitched herself
along the boards to the radiator and put her hand on
it. It was even colder than Jane.
The family temper was fully awake
by this time and ready for business. Jane, sitting
on the icy floor, jerked on her stockings, snapped
the pink bands into place, thrust her feet into her
slippers and rose, shivering. She went to the
bed, and by dint of careful manoeuvring so placed
the bell between the head of the bed and the wall
that during the remainder of her toilet it rang steadily.
The remainder of Jane’s toilet
was rather casual. She flung on the silk kimono,
twisted her hair on top of her head and stuck a pin
or two in it, thus achieving a sort of effect a thousand
times more bewildering than she had ever managed with
a curling iron and twenty seven hair pins, and flinging
her door wide stalked into the hall. At least
she meant to stalk, but one does not really stamp
about much in number-two, heelless, pink-satin mules.
At the first stalk or stamp she
stopped. Standing uncertainly just outside her
door was a strange man, strangely attired. Jane
clutched her kimono about her and stared.
“Did did you are
you ringing?” asked the apparition. It wore
a pair of white-duck trousers, much soiled, a coat
that bore the words “furnace room” down
the front in red letters on a white tape, and a clean
and spotless white apron. There was coal dust
on its face and streaks of it in its hair, which appeared
normally to be red.
“There’s something the
matter with your bell,” said the young man.
“It keeps on ringing.”
“I intend it to,” said Jane coldly.
“You can’t make a racket
like that round here, you know,” he asserted,
looking past her into the room.
“I intend to make all the racket
I can until I get some attention.”
“What have you done put a book on
it?”
“Look here” Jane
added another line to the two between her eyebrows.
In the family this was generally a signal for a retreat,
but of course the young man could not know this, and,
besides, he was red-headed. “Look here,”
said Jane, “I don’t know who you are and
I don’t care either, but that bell is going to
ring until I get my bath and some breakfast.
And it’s going to ring then unless I stop it.”
The young man in the coal dust and
the white apron looked at Jane and smiled. Then
he walked past her into the room, jerked the bed from
the wall and released the bell.
“Now!” he said as the
din outside ceased. “I’m too busy
to talk just at present, but if you do that again
I’ll take the bell out of the room altogether.
There are other people in the hospital besides yourself.”
At that he started out and along the
hall, leaving Jane speechless. After he’d
gone about a dozen feet he stopped and turned, looking
at Jane reflectively.
“Do you know anything about cooking?”
he asked.
“I know more about cooking than
you do about politeness,” she retorted, white
with fury, and went into her room and slammed the
door. She went directly to the bell and put it
behind the bed and set it to ringing again. Then
she sat down in a chair and picked up a book.
Had the red-haired person opened the door she was perfectly
prepared to fling the book at him. She would have
thrown a hatchet had she had one.
As a matter of fact, however, he did
not come back. The bell rang with a soul-satisfying
jangle for about two minutes and then died away, and
no amount of poking with a hairpin did any good.
It was clear that the bell had been cut off outside!
For fifty-five minutes Jane sat in
that chair breakfastless, very casually washed and
with the aforesaid Billie Burkeness of hair.
Then, hunger gaining over temper, she opened the door
and peered out. From somewhere near at hand there
came a pungent odor of burning toast. Jane sniffed;
then, driven by hunger, she made a short sally down
the hall to the parlour where the nurses on duty made
their headquarters. It was empty. The dismantled
bell register was on the wall, with the bell unscrewed
and lying on the mantel beside it, and the odour of
burning toast was stronger than ever.
Jane padded softly to the odour, following
her small nose. It led her to the pantry, where
under ordinary circumstances the patients’ trays
were prepared by a pantrymaid, the food being shipped
there from the kitchen on a lift. Clearly the
circumstances were not ordinary. The pantrymaid
was not in sight.
Instead, the red-haired person was
standing by the window scraping busily at a blackened
piece of toast. There was a rank odour of boiling
tea in the air.
“Damnation!” said the
red-haired person, and flung the toast into a corner
where there already lay a small heap of charred breakfast
hopes. Then he saw Jane.
“I fixed the bell, didn’t
I?” he remarked. “I say, since you
claim to know so much about cooking, I wish you’d
make some toast.”
“I didn’t say I knew much,”
snapped Jane, holding her kimono round her. “I
said I knew more than you knew about politeness.”
The red-haired person smiled again,
and then, making a deep bow, with a knife in one hand
and a toaster in the other, he said: “Madam,
I prithee forgive me for my untoward conduct of an
hour since. Say but the word and I replace the
bell.”
“I won’t make any toast,”
said Jane, looking at the bread with famished eyes.
“Oh, very well,” said
the red-haired person with a sigh. “On your
head be it!”
“But I’ll tell you how
to do it,” conceded Jane, “if you’ll
explain who you are and what you are doing in that
costume and where the nurses are.”
The red-haired person sat down on
the edge of the table and looked at her.
“I’ll make a bargain with
you,” he said. “There’s a convalescent
typhoid in a room near yours who swears he’ll
go down to the village for something to eat in his er hospital
attire unless he’s fed soon. He’s
dangerous, empty. He’s reached the cannibalistic
stage. If he should see you in that ravishing
pink thing, I I wouldn’t answer for
the consequences. I’ll tell you everything
if you’ll make him six large slices of toast
and boil him four or five eggs, enough to hold him
for a while. The tea’s probably ready; it’s
been boiling for an hour.”
Hunger was making Jane human.
She gathered up the tail of her kimono, and stepping
daintily into the pantry proceeded to spread herself
a slice of bread and butter.
“Where is everybody?”
she asked, licking some butter off her thumb with
a small pink tongue.
Oh, I am the cook and
the captain bold,
And the mate of the Nancy brig,
And the bosun tight and the midshipmite,
And the crew of the captain’s gig.
recited the red-haired person.
“You!” said Jane with the bread halfway
to her mouth.
“Even I,” said the red-haired
person. “I’m the superintendent, the
staff, the training school, the cooks, the furnace
man and the ambulance driver.”
Jane was pouring herself a cup of
tea, and she put in milk and sugar and took a sip
or two before she would give him the satisfaction of
asking him what he meant. Anyhow, probably she
had already guessed. Jane was no fool.
“I hope you’re getting
the salary list,” she said, sitting on the pantry
girl’s chair and, what with the tea inside and
somebody to quarrel with, feeling more like herself.
“My father’s one of the directors, and
somebody gets it.”
The red-haired person sat on the radiator
and eyed Jane. He looked slightly stunned, as
if the presence of beauty in a Billie Burke chignon
and little else except a kimono was almost too much
for him. From somewhere near by came a terrific
thumping, as of some one pounding a hairbrush on a
table. The red-haired person shifted along the
radiator a little nearer Jane, and continued to gloat.
“Don’t let that noise
bother you,” he said; “that’s only
the convalescent typhoid banging for his breakfast.
He’s been shouting for food ever since I came
at six last night.”
“Is it safe to feed him so much?”
“I don’t know. He
hasn’t had anything yet. Perhaps if you’re
ready you’d better fix him something.”
Jane had finished her bread and tea
by this time and remembered her kimono.
“I’ll go back and dress,”
she said primly. But he wouldn’t hear of
it.
“He’s starving,”
he objected as a fresh volley of thumps came along
the hall. “I’ve been trying at intervals
since daylight to make him a piece of toast.
The minute I put it on the fire I think of something
I’ve forgotten, and when I come back it’s
in flames.”
So Jane cut some bread and put on
eggs to boil, and the red-haired person told his story.
“You see,” he explained,
“although I appear to be a furnace man from
the waist up and an interne from the waist down, I
am really the new superintendent.”
“I hope you’ll do better
than the last one,” she said severely. “He
was always flirting with the nurses.”
“I shall never flirt with the
nurses,” he promised, looking at her. “Anyhow
I shan’t have any immediate chance. The
other fellow left last night and took with him everything
portable except the ambulance nurses, staff,
cooks. I wish to Heaven he’d taken the
patients! And he did more than that. He cut
the telephone wires!”
“Well!” said Jane. “Are you
going to stand for it?”
The red-haired man threw up his hands.
“The village is with him,” he declared.
“It’s a factional fight the
village against the fashionable summer colony on the
hill. I cannot telephone from the village the
telegraph operator is deaf when I speak to him; the
village milkman and grocer sent boys up this morning look
here.” He fished a scrap of paper from
his pocket and read:
I will not supply
the Valley Hospital with any fresh
meats, canned
oysters and sausages, or do any plumbing
for the hospital
until the reinstatement of Dr. Sheets.
T.
CASHDOLLAR, Butcher.
Jane took the paper and read it again.
“Humph!” she commented. “Old
Sheets wrote it himself. Mr. Cashdollar couldn’t
think ‘reinstatement,’ let alone spell
it.”
“The question is not who wrote
it, but what we are to do,” said the red-haired
person. “Shall I let old Sheets come back?”
“If you do,” said Jane
fiercely, “I shall hate you the rest of my life.”
And as it was clear by this time that
the red-haired person could imagine nothing more horrible,
it was settled then and there that he should stay.
“There are only two wards,”
he said. “In the men’s a man named
Higgins is able to be up and is keeping things straight.
And in the woman’s ward Mary O’Shaughnessy
is looking after them. The furnaces are the worst.
I’d have forgiven almost anything else.
I’ve sat up all night nursing the fires, but
they breathed their last at six this morning and I
guess there’s nothing left but to call the coroner.”
Jane had achieved a tolerable plate
of toast by that time and four eggs. Also she
had a fine flush, a combination of heat from the gas
stove and temper.
“They ought to be ashamed,”
she cried angrily, “leaving a lot of sick people!”
“Oh, as to that,” said
the red-headed person, “there aren’t any
very sick ones. Two or three neurasthenics like
yourself and a convalescent typhoid and a D.T. in
a private room. If it wasn’t that Mary
O’Shaughnessy ”
But at the word “neurasthenics”
Jane had put down the toaster, and by the time the
unconscious young man had reached the O’Shaughnessy
she was going out the door with her chin up. He
called after her, and finding she did not turn he
followed her, shouting apologies at her back until
she went into her room. And as hospital doors
don’t lock from the inside she pushed the washstand
against the knob and went to bed to keep warm.
He stood outside and apologised again,
and later he brought a tray of bread and butter and
a pot of the tea, which had been boiling for two hours
by that time, and put it outside the door on the floor.
But Jane refused to get it, and finished her breakfast
from a jar of candied ginger that some one had sent
her, and read “Lorna Doone.”
Now and then a sound of terrific hammering
would follow the steampipes and Jane would smile wickedly.
By noon she had finished the ginger and was wondering
what the person about whom she and the family had
disagreed would think when he heard the way she was
being treated. And by one o’clock she had
cried her eyes entirely shut and had pushed the washstand
back from the door.
II
Now a hospital full of nurses and
doctors with a bell to summon food and attention is
one thing. A hospital without nurses and doctors,
and with only one person to do everything, and that
person mostly in the cellar, is quite another.
Jane was very sad and lonely, and to add to her troubles
the delirium-tremens case down the hall began to sing
“Oh Promise Me” in a falsetto voice and
kept it up for hours.
At three Jane got up and bathed her
eyes. She also did her hair, and thus fortified
she started out to find the red-haired person.
She intended to say that she was paying sixty-five
dollars a week and belonged to a leading family, and
that she didn’t mean to endure for a moment
the treatment she was getting, and being called a
neurasthenic and made to cook for the other patients.
She went slowly along the hall.
The convalescent typhoid heard her and called.
“Hey, doc!” he cried.
“Hey, doc! Great Scott, man, when do I get
some dinner?”
Jane quickened her steps and made
for the pantry. From somewhere beyond, the delirium-tremens
case was singing happily:
I love you
o own ly,
I love but you.
Jane shivered a little. The person
in whom she had been interested and who had caused
her precipitate retirement, if not to a nunnery, to
what answered the same purpose, had been very fond
of that song. He used to sing it, leaning over
the piano and looking into her eyes.
Jane’s nose led her again to
the pantry. There was a sort of soupy odour in
the air, and sure enough the red-haired person was
there, very immaculate in fresh ducks, pouring boiling
water into three tea-cups out of a kettle and then
dropping a beef capsule into each cup.
Now Jane had intended, as I have said,
to say that she was being outrageously treated, and
belonged to one of the best families, and so on.
What she really said was piteously:
“How good it smells!”
“Doesn’t it!” said
the red-haired person, sniffing. “Beef capsules.
I’ve made thirty cups of it so far since one
o’clock the more they have the more
they want. I say, be a good girl and run up to
the kitchen for some more crackers while I carry food
to the convalescent typhoid. He’s murderous!”
“Where are the crackers?”
asked Jane stiffly, but not exactly caring to raise
an issue until she was sure of getting something to
eat.
“Store closet in the kitchen,
third drawer on the left,” said the red-haired
man, shaking some cayenne pepper into one of the cups.
“You might stop that howling lunatic on your
way if you will.”
“How?” asked Jane, pausing.
“Ram a towel down his throat,
or but don’t bother. I’ll
dose him with this beef tea and red pepper, and he’ll
be too busy putting out the fire to want to sing.”
“You wouldn’t be so cruel!”
said Jane, rather drawing back. The red-haired
person smiled and to Jane it showed that he was actually
ferocious. She ran all the way up for the crackers
and down again, carrying the tin box. There is
no doubt that Jane’s family would have promptly
swooned had it seen her.
When she came down there was a sort
of after-dinner peace reigning. The convalescent
typhoid, having filled up on milk and beef soup, had
floated off to sleep. “The Chocolate Soldier”
had given way to deep-muttered imprecations from the
singer’s room. Jane made herself a cup
of bouillon and drank it scalding. She was making
the second when the red-haired person came back with
an empty cup.
“I forgot to explain,”
he said, “that beef tea and red pepper’s
the treatment for our young friend in there.
After a man has been burning his stomach daily with
a quart or so of raw booze ”
“I beg your pardon,” said
Jane coolly. Booze was not considered good form
on the hill the word, of course. There
was plenty of the substance.
“Raw booze,” repeated
the red-haired person. “Nothing short of
red pepper or dynamite is going to act as a substitute.
Why, I’ll bet the inside of that chap’s
stomach is of the general sensitiveness and consistency
of my shoe.”
“Indeed!” said Jane, coldly
polite. In Jane’s circle people did not
discuss the interiors of other people’s stomachs.
The red-haired person sat on the table with a cup
of bouillon in one hand and a cracker in the other.
“You know,” he said genially,
“it’s awfully bully of you to come out
and keep me company like this. I never put in
such a day. I’ve given up fussing with
the furnace and got out extra blankets instead.
And I think by night our troubles will be over.”
He held up the cup and glanced at Jane, who was looking
entrancingly pretty. “To our troubles being
over!” he said, draining the cup, and then found
that he had used the red pepper again by mistake.
It took five minutes and four cups of cold water to
enable him to explain what he meant.
“By our troubles being over,”
he said finally when he could speak, “I mean
this: There’s a train from town at eight
to-night, and if all goes well it will deposit in
the village half a dozen nurses, a cook or two, a
furnace man good Heavens, I wonder if I
forgot a furnace man!”
It seemed, as Jane discovered, that
the telephone wires being cut, he had sent Higgins
from the men’s ward to the village to send some
telegrams for him.
“I couldn’t leave, you
see,” he explained, “and having some small
reason to believe that I am persona non grata
in this vicinity I sent Higgins.”
Jane had always hated the name Higgins.
She said afterward that she felt uneasy from that
moment. The red-haired person, who was not bad-looking,
being tall and straight and having a very decent nose,
looked at Jane, and Jane, having been shut away for
weeks Jane preened a little and was glad
she had done her hair.
“You looked better the other
way,” said the red-haired person, reading her
mind in a most uncanny manner. “Why should
a girl with as pretty hair as yours cover it up with
a net, anyhow?”
“You are very disagreeable and and
impertinent,” said Jane, sliding off the table.
“It isn’t disagreeable
to tell a girl she has pretty hair,” the red-haired
person protested “or impertinent either.”
Jane was gathering up the remnants
of her temper, scattered by the events of the day.
“You said I was a neurasthenic,”
she accused him. “It it isn’t
being a neurasthenic to be nervous and upset and hating
the very sight of people, is it?”
“Bless my soul!” said
the red-haired man. “Then what is it?”
Jane flushed, but he went on tactlessly: “I
give you my word, I think you are the most perfectly” he
gave every appearance of being about to say “beautiful,”
but he evidently changed his mind “the
most perfectly healthy person I have ever looked at,”
he finished.
It is difficult to say just what Jane
would have done under other circumstances, but just
as she was getting her temper really in hand and preparing
to launch something, shuffling footsteps were heard
in the hall and Higgins stood in the doorway.
He was in a sad state. One of
his eyes was entirely closed, and the corresponding
ear stood out large and bulbous from his head.
Also he was coated with mud, and he was carefully
nursing one hand with the other.
He said he had been met at the near
end of the railroad bridge by the ex-furnace man and
one of the ex-orderlies and sent back firmly, having
in fact been kicked back part of the way. He’d
been told to report at the hospital that the tradespeople
had instituted a boycott, and that either the former
superintendent went back or the entire place could
starve to death.
It was then that Jane discovered that
her much-vaunted temper was not one-two-three to that
of the red-haired person. He turned a sort of
blue-white, shoved Jane out of his way as if she had
been a chair, and she heard him clatter down the stairs
and slam out of the front door.
Jane went back to her room and looked
down the drive. He was running toward the bridge,
and the sunlight on his red hair and his flying legs
made him look like a revengeful meteor. Jane was
weak in the knees. She knelt on the cold radiator
and watched him out of sight, and then got trembly
all over and fell to snivelling. This was of
course because, if anything happened to him, she would
be left entirely alone. And anyhow the D.T. case
was singing again and had rather got on her nerves.
In ten minutes the red-haired person
appeared. He had a wretched-looking creature
by the back of the neck and he alternately pushed
and kicked him up the drive. He the
red-haired person was whistling and clearly
immensely pleased with himself.
Jane put a little powder on her nose
and waited for him to come and tell her all about
it. But he did not come near. This was quite
the cleverest thing he could have done, had he known
it. Jane was not accustomed to waiting in vain.
He must have gone directly to the cellar, half pushing
and half kicking the luckless furnace man, for about
four o’clock the radiator began to get warm.
At five he came and knocked at Jane’s
door, and on being invited in he sat down on the bed
and looked at her.
“Well, we’ve got the furnace going,”
he said.
“Then that was the ”
“Furnace man? Yes.”
“Aren’t you afraid to leave him?”
queried Jane. “Won’t he run off?”
“Got him locked in a padded
cell,” he said. “I can take him out
to coal up. The rest of the time he can sit and
think of his sins. The question is what
are we to do next?”
“I should think,” ventured
Jane, “that we’d better be thinking about
supper.”
“The beef capsules are gone.”
“But surely there must be something
else about potatoes or things like that?”
He brightened perceptibly. “Oh,
yes, carloads of potatoes, and there’s canned
stuff. Higgins can pare potatoes, and there’s
Mary O’Shaughnessy. We could have potatoes
and canned tomatoes and eggs.”
“Fine!” said Jane with
her eyes gleaming, although the day before she would
have said they were her three abominations.
And with that he called Higgins and
Mary O’Shaughnessy and the four of them went
to the kitchen.
Jane positively shone. She had
never realised before how much she knew about cooking.
They built a fire and got kettles boiling and everybody
pared potatoes, and although in excess of zeal the
eggs were ready long before everything else and the
tomatoes scorched slightly, still they made up in
enthusiasm what they lacked in ability, and when Higgins
had carried the trays to the lift and started them
on their way, Jane and the red-haired person shook
hands on it and then ate a boiled potato from the same
plate, sitting side by side on a table.
They were ravenous. They boiled
one egg each and ate it, and then boiled another and
another, and when they finished they found that Jane
had eaten four potatoes, four eggs and unlimited bread
and butter, while the red-haired person had eaten
six saucers of stewed tomatoes and was starting on
the seventh.
“You know,” he said over
the seventh, “we’ve got to figure this
thing out. The entire town is solid against us no
use trying to get to a telephone. And anyhow
they’ve got us surrounded. We’re in
a state of siege.”
Jane was beating up an egg in milk
for the D.T. patient, the capsules being exhausted,
and the red-haired person was watching her closely.
She had the two vertical lines between her eyes, but
they looked really like lines of endeavour and not
temper.
She stopped beating and looked up.
“Couldn’t I go to the village?”
she asked.
“They would stop you.”
“Then I think I know
what we can do,” she said, giving the eggnog
a final whisk. “My people have a summer
place on the hill. If you could get there you
could telephone to the city.”
“Could I get in?”
“I have a key.”
Jane did not explain that the said
key had been left by her father, with the terse hope
that if she came to her senses she could get into
the house and get her clothes.
“Good girl,” said the
red-headed person and patted her on the shoulder.
“We’ll euchre the old skate yet.”
Curiously, Jane did not resent either the speech or
the pat.
He took the glass and tied on a white
apron. “If our friend doesn’t drink
this, I will,” he continued. “If he’d
seen it in the making, as I have, he’d be crazy
about it.”
He opened the door and stood listening.
From below floated up the refrain:
I love you
o own ly,
I love but you.
“Listen to that!” he said.
“Stomach’s gone, but still has a heart!”
Higgins came up the stairs heavily
and stopped close by the red-haired person, whispering
something to him. There was a second’s
pause. Then the red-haired person gave the eggnog
to Higgins and both disappeared.
Jane was puzzled. She rather
thought the furnace man had got out and listened for
a scuffle, but none came. She did, however, hear
the singing cease below, and then commence with renewed
vigour, and she heard Higgins slowly remounting the
stairs. He came in, with the empty glass and
a sheepish expression. Part of the eggnog was
distributed over his person.
“He wants his nurse, ma’am,”
said Higgins. “Wouldn’t let me near
him. Flung a pillow at me.”
“Where is the doctor?” demanded Jane.
“Busy,” replied Higgins. “One
of the women is sick.”
Jane was provoked. She had put
some labour into the eggnog. But it shows the
curious evolution going on in her that she got out
the eggs and milk and made another one without protest.
Then with her head up she carried it to the door.
“You might clear things away,
Higgins,” she said, and went down the stairs.
Her heart was going rather fast. Most of the men
Jane knew drank more or less, but this was different.
She would have turned back halfway there had it not
been for Higgins and for owning herself conquered.
That was Jane’s real weakness she
never owned herself beaten.
The singing had subsided to a low
muttering. Jane stopped outside the door and
took a fresh grip on her courage. Then she pushed
the door open and went in.
The light was shaded, and at first
the tossing figure on the bed was only a misty outline
of greys and whites. She walked over, expecting
a pillow at any moment and shielding the glass from
attack with her hand.
“I have brought you another
eggnog,” she began severely, “and if you
spill it ”
Then she looked down and saw the face on the pillow.
To her everlasting credit, Jane did
not faint. But in that moment, while she stood
staring down at the flushed young face with its tumbled
dark hair and deep-cut lines of dissipation, the man
who had sung to her over the piano, looking love into
her eyes, died to her, and Jane, cold and steady,
sat down on the side of the bed and fed the eggnog,
spoonful by spoonful, to his corpse!
When the blank-eyed young man on the
bed had swallowed it all passively, looking at her
with dull, incurious eyes, she went back to her room
and closing the door put the washstand against it.
She did nothing theatrical. She went over to
the window and stood looking out where the trees along
the drive were fading in the dusk from green to grey,
from grey to black. And over the transom came
again and again monotonously the refrain:
I love you
o own ly,
I love but you.
Jane fell on her knees beside the
bed and buried her wilful head in the hand-embroidered
pillow, and said a little prayer because she had found
out in time.
III
The full realisation of their predicament
came with the dusk. The electric lights were
shut off! Jane, crawling into bed tearfully at
half after eight, turned the reading light switch over
her head, but no flood of rosy radiance poured down
on the hand-embroidered pillow with the pink bow.
Jane sat up and stared round her.
Already the outline of her dresser was faint and shadowy.
In half an hour black night would settle down and
she had not even a candle or a box of matches.
She crawled out, panicky, and began in the darkness
to don her kimono and slippers. As she opened
the door and stepped into the hall the convalescent
typhoid heard her and set up his usual cry.
“Hey,” he called, “whoever
that is come in and fix the lights. They’re
broken. And I want some bread and milk. I
can’t sleep on an empty stomach!”
Jane padded on past the room where
love lay cold and dead, down the corridor with its
alarming echoes. The house seemed very quiet.
At a corner unexpectedly she collided with some one
going hastily. The result was a crash and a deluge
of hot water. Jane got a drop on her bare ankle,
and as soon as she could breathe she screamed.
“Why don’t you look where
you’re going?” demanded the red-haired
person angrily. “I’ve been an hour
boiling that water, and now it has to be done over
again!”
“It would do a lot of good to
look!” retorted Jane. “But if you
wish I’ll carry a bell!”
“The thing for you to do,”
said the red-haired person severely, “is to
go back to bed like a good girl and stay there until
morning. The light is cut off.”
“Really!” said Jane.
“I thought it had just gone out for a walk.
I daresay I may have a box of matches at least?”
He fumbled in his pockets without success.
“Not a match, of course!”
he said disgustedly. “Was any one ever in
such an infernal mess? Can’t you get back
to your room without matches?”
“I shan’t go back at all
unless I have some sort of light,” maintained
Jane. “I’m horribly frightened!”
The break in her voice caught his
attention and he put his hand out gently and took
her arm.
“Now listen,” he said.
“You’ve been brave and fine all day, and
don’t stop it now. I I’ve
got all I can manage. Mary O’Shaughnessy
is ” He stopped. “I’m
going to be very busy,” he said with half a
groan. “I surely do wish you were forty
for the next few hours. But you’ll go back
and stay in your room, won’t you?”
He patted her arm, which Jane particularly
hated generally. But Jane had altered considerably
since morning.
“Then you cannot go to the telephone?”
“Not to-night.”
“And Higgins?”
“Higgins has gone,” he
said. “He slipped off an hour ago.
We’ll have to manage to-night somehow.
Now will you be a good child?”
“I’ll go back,” she promised meekly.
“I’m sorry I’m not forty.”
He turned her round and started her
in the right direction with a little push. But
she had gone only a step or two when she heard him
coming after her quickly.
“Where are you?”
“Here,” quavered Jane, not quite sure
of him or of herself perhaps.
But when he stopped beside her he
didn’t try to touch her arm again. He only
said:
“I wouldn’t have you forty
for anything in the world. I want you to be just
as you are, very beautiful and young.”
Then, as if he was afraid he would
say too much, he turned on his heel, and a moment
after he kicked against the fallen pitcher in the
darkness and awoke a thousand echoes. As for Jane,
she put her fingers to her ears and ran to her room,
where she slammed the door and crawled into bed with
burning cheeks.
Jane was never sure whether it was
five minutes later or five seconds when somebody in
the room spoke from a chair by the window.
“Do you think,” said a
mild voice “do you think you could
find me some bread and butter? Or a glass of
milk?”
Jane sat up in bed suddenly.
She knew at once that she had made a mistake, but
she was quite dignified about it. She looked over
at the chair, and the convalescent typhoid was sitting
in it, wrapped in a blanket and looking wan and ghostly
in the dusk.
“I’m afraid I’m
in the wrong room,” Jane said very stiffly, trying
to get out of the bed with dignity, which is difficult.
“The hall is dark and all the doors look so
alike ”
She made for the door at that and
got out into the hall with her heart going a thousand
a minute again.
“You’ve forgotten your
slippers,” called the convalescent typhoid after
her. But nothing would have taken Jane back.
The convalescent typhoid took the
slippers home later and locked them away in an inner
drawer, where he kept one or two things like faded
roses, and old gloves, and a silk necktie that a girl
had made him at college things that are
all the secrets a man keeps from his wife and that
belong in that small corner of his heart which also
he keeps from his wife. But that has nothing to
do with Jane.
Jane went back to her own bed thoroughly
demoralised. And sleep being pretty well banished
by that time, she sat up in bed and thought things
over. Before this she had not thought much, only
raged and sulked alternately. But now she thought.
She thought about the man in the room down the hall
with the lines of dissipation on his face. And
she thought a great deal about what a silly she had
been, and that it was not too late yet, she being not
forty and “beautiful.” It must be
confessed that she thought a great deal about that.
Also she reflected that what she deserved was to marry
some person with even a worse temper than hers, who
would bully her at times and generally keep her straight.
And from that, of course, it was only a step to the
fact that red-haired people are proverbially bad-tempered!
She thought, too, about Mary O’Shaughnessy
without another woman near, and not even a light,
except perhaps a candle. Things were always so
much worse in the darkness. And perhaps she might
be going to be very ill and ought to have another
doctor!
Jane seemed to have been reflecting
for a long time, when the church clock far down in
the village struck nine. And with the chiming
of the clock was born, full grown, an idea which before
it was sixty seconds of age was a determination.
In pursuance of the idea Jane once
more crawled out of bed and began to dress; she put
on heavy shoes and a short skirt, a coat, and a motor
veil over her hair. The indignation at the defection
of the hospital staff, held in subjection during the
day by the necessity for doing something, now rose
and lent speed and fury to her movements. In
an incredibly short time Jane was feeling her way
along the hall and down the staircase, now a well of
unfathomable blackness and incredible rustlings and
creakings.
The front doors were unlocked.
Outside there was faint starlight, the chirp of a
sleepy bird, and far off across the valley the gasping
and wheezing of a freight climbing the heavy grade
to the village.
Jane paused at the drive and took
a breath. Then at her best gymnasium pace, arms
close to sides, head up, feet well planted, she started
to run. At the sundial she left the drive and
took to the lawn gleaming with the frost of late October.
She stopped running then and began to pick her way
more cautiously. Even at that she collided heavily
with a wire fence marking the boundary, and sat on
the ground for some time after, whimpering over the
outrage and feeling her nose. It was distinctly
scratched and swollen. No one would think her
beautiful with a nose like that!
She had not expected the wire fence.
It was impossible to climb and more difficult to get
under. However, she found one place where the
ground dipped, and wormed her way under the fence in
most undignified fashion. It is perfectly certain
that had Jane’s family seen her then and been
told that she was doing this remarkable thing for
a woman she had never seen before that day, named Mary
O’Shaughnessy, and also for a certain red-haired
person of whom it had never heard, it would have considered
Jane quite irrational. But it is entirely probable
that Jane became really rational that night for the
first time in her spoiled young life.
Jane never told the details of that
excursion. Those that came out in the paper were
only guess-work, of course, but it is quite true that
a reporter found scraps of her motor veil on three
wire fences, and there seems to be no reason to doubt,
also, that two false curls were discovered a week
later in a cow pasture on her own estate. But
as Jane never wore curls afterward anyhow
Well, Jane got to her own house about
eleven and crept in like a thief to the telephone.
There were more rustlings and creakings and rumblings
in the empty house than she had ever imagined, and
she went backward through the hall for fear of something
coming after her. But, which is to the point,
she got to the telephone and called up her father
in the city.
The first message that astonished
gentleman got was that a red-haired person at the
hospital was very ill, having run into a wire fence
and bruised a nose, and that he was to bring out at
once from town two doctors, six nurses, a cook and
a furnace man!
After a time, however, as Jane grew
calmer, he got it straightened out, and said a number
of things over the telephone anent the deserting staff
that are quite forbidden by the rules both of the
club and of the telephone company. He gave Jane
full instructions about sending to the village and
having somebody come up and stay with her, and about
taking a hot footbath and going to bed between blankets,
and when Jane replied meekly to everything “Yes,
father,” and “All right, father,”
he was so stunned by her mildness that he was certain
she must be really ill.
Not that Jane had any idea of doing
all these things. She hung up the telephone and
gathered all the candles from all the candlesticks
on the lower floor, and started back for the hospital.
The moon had come up and she had no more trouble with
fencing, but she was desperately tired. She climbed
the drive slowly, coming to frequent pauses.
The hospital, long and low and sleeping, lay before
her, and in one upper window there was a small yellow
light.
Jane climbed the steps and sat down
on the top one. She felt very tired and sad and
dejected, and she sat down on the upper step to think
of how useless she was, and how much a man must know
to be a doctor, and that perhaps she would take up
nursing in earnest and amount to something, and
It was about three o’clock in
the morning when the red-haired person, coming down
belatedly to close the front doors, saw a shapeless
heap on the porch surrounded by a radius of white-wax
candles, and going up shoved at it with his foot.
Whereat the heap moved slightly and muttered “Lemme
shleep.”
The red-haired person said “Good
Heavens!” and bending down held a lighted match
to the sleeper’s face and stared, petrified.
Jane opened her eyes, sat up and put her hand over
her mutilated nose with one gesture.
“You!” said the red-haired
person. And then mercifully the match went out.
“Don’t light another,”
said Jane. “I’m an alarming sight.
Would would you mind feeling if my nose
is broken?”
He didn’t move to examine it.
He just kept on kneeling and staring.
“Where have you been?” he demanded.
“Over to telephone,” said
Jane, and yawned. “They’re bringing
everybody in automobiles doctors, nurses,
furnace man oh, dear me, I hope I mentioned
a cook!”
“Do you mean to say,”
said the red-haired person wonderingly, “that
you went by yourself across the fields and telephoned
to get me out of this mess?”
“Not at all,” Jane corrected
him coolly. “I’m in the mess myself.”
“You’ll be ill again.”
“I never was ill,” said Jane. “I
was here for a mean disposition.”
Jane sat in the moonlight with her
hands in her lap and looked at him calmly. The
red-haired person reached over and took both her hands.
“You’re a heroine,”
he said, and bending down he kissed first one and
then the other. “Isn’t it bad enough
that you are beautiful without your also being brave?”
Jane eyed him, but he was in deadly
earnest. In the moonlight his hair was really
not red at all, and he looked pale and very, very
tired. Something inside of Jane gave a curious
thrill that was half pain. Perhaps it was the
dying of her temper, perhaps
“Am I still beautiful with this nose?”
she asked.
“You are everything that a woman
should be,” he said, and dropping her hands
he got up. He stood there in the moonlight, straight
and young and crowned with despair, and Jane looked
up from under her long lashes.
“Then why don’t you stay where you were?”
she asked.
At that he reached down and took her
hands again and pulled her to her feet. He was
very strong.
“Because if I do I’ll
never leave you again,” he said. “And
I must go.”
He dropped her hands, or tried to,
but Jane wasn’t ready to be dropped.
“You know,” she said,
“I’ve told you I’m a sulky, bad-tempered ”
But at that he laughed suddenly, triumphantly,
and put both his arms round her and held her close.
“I love you,” he said,
“and if you are bad-tempered, so am I, only I
think I’m worse. It’s a shame to spoil
two houses with us, isn’t it?”
To her eternal shame be it told, Jane
never struggled. She simply held up her mouth
to be kissed.
That is really all the story.
Jane’s father came with three automobiles that
morning at dawn, bringing with him all that goes to
make up a hospital, from a pharmacy clerk to absorbent
cotton, and having left the new supplies in the office
he stamped upstairs to Jane’s room and flung
open the door.
He expected to find Jane in hysterics
and the pink silk kimono.
What he really saw was this:
A coal fire was lighted in Jane’s grate, and
in a low chair before it, with her nose swollen level
with her forehead, sat Jane, holding on her lap Mary
O’Shaughnessy’s baby, very new and magenta-coloured
and yelling like a trooper. Kneeling beside the
chair was a tall, red-headed person holding a bottle
of olive oil.
“Now, sweetest,” the red-haired
person was saying, “turn him on his tummy and
we’ll rub his back. Gee, isn’t that
a fat back!”
And as Jane’s father stared
and Jane anxiously turned the baby, the red-haired
person leaned over and kissed the back of Jane’s
neck.
“Jane!” he whispered.
“Jane!!” said her father.