THE ADVENTURE OF THE RED-HEADED DETECTIVE,
THE LADY CHAUFFEUR, AND THE MAN WHO COULD NOT TELL
THE TRUTH
I
It is easy enough, of course, to look
back on our Canadian experience and see where we went
wrong. What I particularly resent is the attitude
of Charlie Sands.
I am writing this for his benefit.
It seems to me that a clean statement of the case
is due to Tish, and, in less degree, to Aggie and myself.
It goes back long before the mysterious
cipher. Even the incident of our abducting the
girl in the pink tam-o’-shanter was, after all,
the inevitable result of the series of occurrences
that preceded it.
It is my intention to give this series
of occurrences in their proper order and without bias.
Herbert Spencer says that every act of one’s
life is the unavoidable result of every act that has
preceded it.
Naturally, therefore, I begin with
the engagement by Tish of a girl as chauffeur; but
even before that there were contributing causes.
There was the faulty rearing of the McDonald youth,
for instance, and Tish’s aesthetic dancing.
And afterward there was Aggie’s hay fever, which
made her sneeze and let go of a rope at a critical
moment. Indeed, Aggie’s hay fever may be
said to be one of the fundamental causes, being the
reason we went to Canada.
It was like this: Along in June
of the year before last, Aggie suddenly announced
that she was going to spend the summer in Canada.
“It’s the best thing in
the world for hay fever,” she said, avoiding
Tish’s eye. “Mrs. Ostermaier says
she never sneezed once last year. The Northern
Lights fill the air with ozone, or something like that.”
“Fill the air with ozone!”
Tish scoffed. “Fill Mrs. Ostermaier’s
skull with ozone, instead of brains, more likely!”
Tish is a good woman a
sweet woman, indeed; but she has a vein of gentle
irony, which she inherited from her maternal grandfather,
who was on the Supreme Bench of his country.
However, that spring she was inclined to be irritable.
She could not drive her car, and that was where the
trouble really started.
Tish had taken up aesthetic dancing
in Mareb, wearing no stays and a middy blouse and
short skirt; and during a fairy dance, where she was
to twirl on her right toes, keeping the three other
limbs horizontal, she twisted her right lower limb
severely. Though not incapacitated, she could
not use it properly; and, failing one day to put on
the brake quickly, she drove into an open-front butter-and-egg
shop.
[This was the time one of the newspapers
headed the article: “Even the Eggs Scrambled.”]
When Tish decided to have a chauffeur
for a time she advertised. There were plenty
of replies, but all of the applicants smoked cigarettes a
habit Tish very properly deplores. The idea of
securing a young woman was, I must confess, mine.
“Plenty of young women drive
cars,” I said, “and drive well. And,
at least, they don’t light a cigarette every
time one stops to let a train go by.”
“Huh!” Tish commented.
“And have a raft of men about all the time!”
Nevertheless, she acted on the suggestion,
advertising for a young woman who could drive a car
and had no followers. Hutchins answered.
She was very pretty and not over twenty;
but, asked about men, her face underwent a change,
almost a hardening. “You’ll not be
bothered with men,” she said briefly. “I
detest them!”
And this seemed to be the truth.
Charlie Sands, for instance, for whose benefit this
is being written, absolutely failed to make any impression
on her. She met his overtures with cold disdain.
She was also adamant to the men at the garage, succeeding
in having the gasoline filtered through a chamois
skin to take out the water, where Tish had for years
begged for the same thing without success.
Though a dashing driver, Hutchins
was careful. She sat on the small of her back
and hurled us past the traffic policemen with a smile.
[Her name was really Hutchinson; but
it took so long to say it at the rate she ran the
car that Tish changed it to Hutchins.]
Really the whole experiment seemed
to be an undoubted success, when Aggie got the notion
of Canada into her head. Now, as it happened,
owing to Tish’s disapproval, Aggie gave up the
Canada idea in favor of Nantucket, some time in June;
but she had not reckoned with Tish’s subconscious
self. Tish was interested that spring in the subconscious
self.
You may remember that, only a year
or so before, it had been the fourth dimension.
[She became convinced that if one
were sufficiently earnest one could go through closed
doors and see into solids. In the former ambition
she was unsuccessful, obtaining only bruises and disappointment;
but she did develop the latter to a certain extent,
for she met the laundress going out one day and, without
a conscious effort, she knew that she had the best
table napkins pinned to her petticoat. She accused
the woman sternly and she had six!]
“Nantucket!” said Tish. “Why
Nantucket?”
“I have a niece there, and you said you hated
Canada.”
“On the contrary,” Tish
replied, with her eyes partly shut, “I find
that my subconscious self has adopted and been working
on the Canadian suggestion. What a wonderful
thing is this buried and greater ego! Worms,
rifles, fishing-rods, ‘The Complete Angler,’
mosquito netting, canned goods, and sleeping-bags,
all in my mind and in orderly array!”
“Worms!” I said, with,
I confess, a touch of scorn in my voice. “If
you will tell me, Tish Carberry ”
“Life preservers,” chanted
Tish’s subconscious self, “rubber blankets,
small tent, folding camp-beds, a camp-stove, a meat-saw,
a wood-saw, and some beads and gewgaws for placating
the Indians.” Then she opened her eyes
and took up her knitting. “There are no
worms in Canada, Lizzie, just as there are no snakes
in Ireland. They were all destroyed during the
glacial period.”
“There are plenty of worms in
the United States,” I said with spirit.
“I dare say they could crawl over the border unless,
of course, they object to being British subjects.”
She ignored me, however, and, getting
up, went to one of her bureau drawers. We saw
then that her subconscious self had written down lists
of various things for the Canadian excursion.
There was one headed Foodstuffs. Others were:
Necessary Clothing: Camp Outfit; Fishing-Tackle;
Weapons of Defense: and Diversions. Under
this last heading it had placed binoculars, yarn and
needles, life preservers, a prayer-book, and a cribbage-board.
“Boats,” she said, “we
can secure from the Indians, who make them, I believe,
of hollow logs. And I shall rent a motor boat.
Hutchins says she can manage one. When she’s
not doing that she can wash dishes.”
[We had been rather chary of motor
boats, you may remember, since the time on Lake Penzance,
when something jammed on our engine, and we had gone
madly round the lake a number of times, with people
on various docks trying to lasso us with ropes.]
Considering that it was she who had
started the whole thing, and got Tish’s subconscious
mind to working, Aggie was rather pettish.
“Huh!” she said.
“I can’t swim, and you know it, Tish.
Those canoe things turn over if you so much as sneeze
in them.”
“You’ll not sneeze,”
said Tish. “The Northern Lights fill the
air with ozone.”
Aggie looked at me helplessly; but
I could do nothing. Only the year before, Tish,
as you may recall, had taken us out into the Maine
woods without any outfit at all, and we had lived
on snared rabbits, and things that no Christian woman
ought to put into her stomach. This time we were
at least to go provisioned and equipped.
“Where are we going?” Aggie asked.
“Far from a white man,”
said Tish. “Away from milk wagons and children
on vélocipèdes and the grocer calling up every
morning for an order. We’ll go to the Far
North, Aggie, where the red man still treads his native
forests; we’ll make our camp by some lake, where
the deer come at early morning to drink and fish leap
to see the sunset.”
Well, it sounded rather refreshing,
though I confess that, until Tish mentioned it, I
had always thought that fish leaped in the evening
to catch mosquitoes.
We sent for Hutchins at once.
She was always respectful, but never subservient.
She stood in the doorway while Tish explained.
“How far north?” she said
crisply. Tish told her. “We’ll
have no cut-and-dried destination,” she said.
“There’s a little steamer goes up the
river I have in mind. We’ll get off when
we see a likely place.”
“Are you going for trout or bass?”
Tish was rather uncertain, but she
said bass on a chance, and Hutchins nodded her approval.
“If it’s bass, I’ll
go,” she said. “I’m not fond
of trout-fishing.”
“We shall have a motor boat.
Of course I shall not take the car.”
Hutchins agreed indifferently.
“Don’t you worry about the motor boat,”
she said. “Sometimes they go, and sometimes
they don’t. And I’ll help round the
camp; but I’ll not wash dishes.”
“Why not?” Tish demanded.
“The reason doesn’t really
matter, does it? What really concerns you is
the fact.”
Tish stared at her; but instead of
quailing before Tish’s majestic eye she laughed
a little.
“I’ve camped before,”
she said. “I’m very useful about a
camp. I like to cook; but I won’t wash
dishes. I’d like, if you don’t mind,
to see the grocery order before it goes.”
Well, Aggie likes to wash dishes if
there is plenty of hot water; and Hannah, Tish’s
maid, refusing to go with us on account of Indians,
it seemed wisest to accept Hutchins’s services.
Hannah’s defection was most
unexpected. As soon as we reached our decision,
Tish ordered beads for the Indians; and in the evenings
we strung necklaces, and so on, while one of us read
aloud from the works of Cooper. On the second
evening thus occupied, Hannah, who is allowed to come
into Tish’s sitting-room in the evening and knit,
suddenly burst into tears and refused to go.
“My scalp’s as good to
me as it is to anybody, Miss Tish,” she said
hysterically; and nothing would move her.
She said she would run no risk of
being cooked over her own camp-fire; and from that
time on she would gaze at Tish for long periods mournfully,
as though she wanted to remember how she looked when
she was gone forever.
Except for Hannah, everything moved
smoothly. Tish told Charlie Sands about the plan,
and he was quite enthusiastic.
“Great scheme!” he said.
“Eat a broiled black bass for me. And take
the advice of one who knows: don’t skimp
on your fishing-tackle. Get the best. Go
light on the canned goods, if necessary; but get the
best reels and lines on the market. Nothing in
life hurts so much,” he said impressively, “as
to get a three-pound bass to the top of the water and
have your line break. I’ve had a big fellow
get away like that and chase me a mile with its thumb
on its nose.” This last, of course, was
purely figurative.
He went away whistling. I wish
he had been less optimistic. When we came back
and told him the whole story, and he sat with his mouth
open and his hair, as he said, crackling at the roots,
I reminded him with some bitterness that he had encouraged
us. His only retort was to say that the excursion
itself had been harmless enough; but that if three
elderly ladies, church members in good standing, chose
to become freebooters and pirates the moment they
got away from a corner policeman, they need not blame
him.
The last thing he said that day in
June was about fishing-worms.
“Take ’em with you,”
he said. “They charge a cent apiece for
them up there, assorted colors, and there’s
something stolid and British about a Canadian worm.
The fish aren’t crazy about ’em. On
the other hand, our worms here are er vivacious,
animated. I’ve seen a really brisk and
on-to-its-job United States worm reach out and clutch
a bass by the gills.”
I believe it was the next day that
Tish went to the library and read about worms.
Aggie and I had spent the day buying tackle, according
to Charlie Sands’s advice. We got some
very good rods with nickel-plated reels for two dollars
and a quarter, a dozen assorted hooks for each person,
and a dozen sinkers. The man wanted to sell us
what he called a “landing net,” but I
took a good look at it and pinched Aggie.
“I can make one out of a barrel
hoop and mosquito netting,” I whispered; so
we did not buy it.
Perhaps he thought we were novices,
for he insisted on showing us all sorts of absurd
things trolling-hooks, he called them; gaff
hooks for landing big fish and a spoon that was certainly
no spoon and did not fool us for a minute, being only
a few hooks and a red feather. He asked a dollar
and a quarter for it!
[I made one that night at home, using
a bit of red feather from a duster. It cost me
just three cents. Of that, as of Hutchins, more
later.]
Aggie, whose idea of Canada had been
the Hotel Frontenac, had grown rather depressed as
our preparations proceeded. She insisted that
night on recalling the fact that Mr. Wiggins had been
almost drowned in Canada.
“He went with the Roof and Gutter
Club, Lizzie,” she said, “and he was a
beautiful swimmer; but the water comes from the North
Pole, freezing cold, and the first thing he knew ”
The telephone bell rang just then. It was Tish.
“I’ve just come from the
library, Lizzie,” she said. “We’d
better raise the worms. We’ve got a month
to do it in. Hutchins and I will be round with
the car at eight o’clock to-night. Night
is the time to get them.”
She refused to go into details, but
asked us to have an electric flash or two ready and
a couple of wooden pails. Also she said to wear
mackintoshes and rubbers. Just before she rang
off, she asked me to see that there was a package
of oatmeal on hand, but did not explain. When
I told Aggie she eyed me miserably.
“I wish she’d be either
more explicit or less,” she said. “We’ll
be arrested again. I know it!”
[Now and then Tish’s enthusiasms
have brought us into collision with the law not
that Tish has not every respect for law and order,
but that she is apt to be hasty and at times almost
unconventional.]
“You remember,” said Aggie,
“that time she tried to shoot the sheriff, thinking
he was a train robber? She started just like this reading
up about walking-tours, and all that. I I’m
nervous, Lizzie.”
I was staying with Aggie for a few
days while my apartment was being papered. To
soothe Aggie’s nerves I read aloud from Gibbon’s
“Rome” until dinner-time, and she grew
gradually calmer.
“After all, Lizzie,” she
said, “she can’t get us into mischief with
two wooden pails and a package of oatmeal.”
Tish and Hutchins came promptly at
eight and we got into the car. Tish wore the
intent and dreamy look that always preceded her enterprises.
There was a tin sprinkling-can, quite new, in the tonneau,
and we placed our wooden pails beside it and the oatmeal
in it. I confess I was curious, but to my inquiries
Tish made only one reply:
“Worms!”
Now I do not like worms. I do
not like to touch them. I do not even like to
look at them. As the machine went along I began
to have a creepy loathing of them. Aggie must
have been feeling the same way, for when my hand touched
hers she squealed.
Over her shoulder Tish told her plan.
She said it was easy to get fishing-worms at night
and that Hutchins knew of a place a few miles out
of town where the family was away and where there would
be plenty.
“We’ll put them in boxes
of earth,” she said, “and feed them coffee
or tea grounds one day and oatmeal water the next.
They propagate rapidly. We’ll have a million
to take with us. If we only have a hundred thousand
at a cent apiece, that’s a clear saving of a
thousand dollars.”
“We could sell some,”
I suggested sarcastically; for Tish’s enthusiasms
have a way of going wrong.
But she took me seriously. “If
there are any fishing clubs about,” she said,
“I dare say they’ll buy them; and we can
turn the money over to Mr. Ostermaier for the new
organ.”
Tish had bought the organ and had
an evening concert with it before we turned off the
main road into a private drive.
“This is the place,” Hutchins said laconically.
Tish got out and took a survey.
There was shrubbery all round and a very large house,
quite dark, in the foreground.
“Drive onto the lawn, Hutchins,”
she said. “When the worms come up, the
lamps will dazzle them and they’ll be easy to
capture.”
We bumped over a gutter and came to
a stop in the middle of the lawn.
“It would be better if it was
raining,” Tish said. “You know, yourself,
Lizzie, how they come up during a gentle rain.
Give me the sprinkling-can.”
I do not wish to lay undue blame on
Hutchins, who was young; but it was she who suggested
that there would probably be a garden hose somewhere
and that it would save time. I know she went with
Tish round the corner of the house, and that they
returned in ten minutes or so, dragging a hose.
“I broke a tool-house window,”
Tish observed, “but I left fifty cents on the
sill to replace it. It’s attached at the
other end. Run back, Hutchins, and turn on the
water; but not too much. We needn’t drown
the little creatures.”
Well, I have never seen anything work
better. Aggie, who had refused to put a foot
out of the car, stood up in it and held the hose.
As fast as she wet a bit of lawn, we followed with
the pails. I spread my mackintosh out and knelt
on it.
The thing took skill. The worms
had a way of snapping back into their holes like lightning.
Tish got about three to my one, and
talked about packing them in moss and ice, and feeding
them every other day. Hutchins, however, stood
on the lawn, with her hands in her pockets, and watched
the house.
Suddenly, without warning, Aggie turned
the hose directly on my left ear and held it there.
“There’s somebody coming!”
she cried. “Merciful Heavens, what’ll
I do with the hose?”
“You can turn it away from me!” I snapped.
So she did, and at that instant a young man emerged
from the shrubbery.
He did not speak at once. Probably
he could not. I happened to look at Hutchins,
and, for all her usual savoir-faire, as Charlie
Sands called it, she was clearly uncomfortable.
Tish, engaged in a struggle at that
moment and sitting back like a robin, did not see
him at once.
“Well!” said the young
man; and again: “Well, upon my word!”
He seemed out of breath with surprise;
and he took off his hat and mopped his head with a
handkerchief. And, of course, as though things
were not already bad enough, Aggie sneezed at that
instant, as she always does when she is excited; and
for just a second the hose was on him.
It was unexpected and he almost staggered.
He looked at all of us, including Hutchins, and ran
his handkerchief round inside his collar. Then
he found his voice.
“Really,” he said, “this
is awfully good of you. We do need rain don’t
we?”
Tish was on her feet by that time,
but she could not think of anything to say.
“I’m sorry if I startled
you,” said the young man. “I I’m
a bit startled myself.”
“There is nothing to make a
fuss about!” said Hutchins crisply. “We
are getting worms to go fishing.”
“I see,” said the young
man. “Quite natural, I’m sure.
And where are you going fishing?”
Hutchins surprised us all by rudely
turning her back on him. Considering we were
on his property and had turned his own hose on him,
a little tact would have been better.
Tish had found her voice by that time.
“We broke a window in the tool-house,”
she said; “but I put fifty cents on the sill.”
“Thank you,” said the young man.
Hutchins wheeled at that and stared
at him in the most disagreeable fashion; but he ignored
her.
“We are trespassing,”
said Tish; “but I hope you understand. We
thought the family was away.”
“I just happened to be passing
through,” he explained. “I’m
awfully attached to the place for various
reasons. Whenever I’m in town I spend my
evenings wandering through the shrubbery and remembering er happier
days.”
“I think the lamps are going
out,” said Hutchins sharply. “If we’re
to get back to town ”
“Ah!” he broke in. “So you
have come out from the city?”
“Surely,” said Hutchins
to Tish, “it is unnecessary to give this gentleman
any information about ourselves! We have done
no damage ”
“Except the window,” he said.
“We’ve paid for that,”
she said in a nasty tone; and to Tish: “How
do we know this place is his? He’s probably
some newspaper man, and if you tell him who you are
this whole thing will be in the morning paper, like
the eggs.”
“I give you my word of honor,”
he said, “that I am nothing of the sort; in
fact, if you will give me a little time I’d I’d
like to tell all about myself. I’ve got
a lot to say that’s highly interesting, if you’ll
only listen.”
Hutchins, however, only gave him a
cold glance of suspicion and put the pails in the
car. Then she got in and sat down.
“I take it,” he said to
her, “that you decline either to give or to
receive any information.”
“Absolutely!”
He sighed then, Aggie declares.
“Of course,” he said,
“though I haven’t really the slightest
curiosity, I could easily find out, you know.
Your license plates ”
“Are under the cushion I’m
sitting on,” said Hutchins, and started the
engine.
“Really, Hutchins,” said
Tish, “I don’t see any reason for being
so suspicious. I have always believed in human
nature and seldom have I been disappointed. The
young man has done nothing to justify rudeness.
And since we are trespassing on his place ”
“Huh!” was all Hutchins said.
The young man sauntered over to the
car, with his hands thrust into this coat pockets.
He was nice-looking, especially then, when he was smiling.
“Hutchins!” he said.
“Well, that’s a clue anyhow. It it’s
an uncommon name. You didn’t happen to
notice a large ‘No-Trespassing!’ sign by
the gate, did you?”
Hutchins only looked ahead and ignored
him. As Tish said afterward, we had a good many
worms, anyhow; and, as the young man and Hutchins had
clearly taken an awful dislike to each other at first
sight, the best way to avoid trouble was to go home.
So she got into the car. The young man helped
her and took off his hat.
“Come out any time you like,”
he said affably. “I’m not here at
all in the daytime, and the grounds are really rather
nice. Come out and get some roses. We’ve
some pretty good ones English importations.
If you care to bring some children from the tenements
out for a picnic, please feel free to do it.
We’re not selfish.”
Hutchins rudely started the car before
he had finished; but he ignored her and waved a cordial
farewell to the rest of us.
“Bring as many as you like,”
he called. “Sunday is a good day. Ask
Miss Miss Hutchins to come out and bring
some friends along.”
We drove back at the most furious
rate. Tish was at last compelled to remonstrate
with Hutchins.
“Not only are we going too fast,”
she said, “but you were really rude to that
nice young man.”
“I wish I had turned the hose
on him and drowned him!” said Hutchins between
her teeth.
II
Hutchins brought a newspaper to Tish
the next morning at breakfast, and Tish afterwards
said her expression was positively malevolent in such
a young and pretty woman.
The newspaper said that an attempt
had been made to rob the Newcomb place the night before,
but that the thieves had apparently secured nothing
but a package of oatmeal and a tin sprinkling-can,
which they had abandoned on the lawn. Some color,
however, was lent to the fear that they had secured
an amount of money, from the fact that a silver half-dollar
had been found on the window sill of a tool-house.
The Newcomb family was at its summer home on the Maine
coast.
“You see,” Hutchins said
to Tish, “that man didn’t belong there
at all. He was just impertinent and laughing
in his sleeve.”
Tish was really awfully put out, having
planned to take the Sunday school there for a picnic.
She was much pleased, however, at Hutchins’s
astuteness.
“I shall take her along to Canada,”
she said to me. “The girl has instinct,
which is better than reason. Her subconsciousness
is unusually active.”
Looking back, as I must, and knowing
now all that was in her small head while she whistled
about the car, or all that was behind her smile, one
wonders if women really should have the vote.
So many of them are creatures of sex and guile.
A word from her would have cleared up so much, and
she never spoke it!
Well, we spent most of July in getting
ready to go. Charlie Sands said the mosquitoes
and black flies would be gone by August, and we were
in no hurry.
We bought a good tent, with a diagram
of how to put it up, some folding camp-beds, and a
stove. The day we bought the tent we had rather
a shock, for as we left the shop the suburban youth
passed us. We ignored him completely, but he
lifted his hat. Hutchins, who was waiting in
Tish’s car, saw him, too, and went quite white
with fury.
Shortly after that, Hannah came in
one night and said that a man was watching Tish’s
windows. We thought it was imagination, and Tish
gave her a dose of sulphur and molasses her
liver being sluggish.
“Probably an Indian, I dare
say,” was Tish’s caustic comment.
In view of later developments, however,
it is a pity we did not investigate Hannah’s
story; for Aggie, going home from Tish’s late
one night in Tish’s car, had a similar experience,
declaring that a small machine had followed them,
driven by a heavy-set man with a mustache. She
said, too, that Hutchins, swerving sharply, had struck
the smaller machine a glancing blow and almost upset
it.
It was about the middle of July, I
believe, that Tish received the following letter:
Madam: Learning that you have
decided to take a fishing-trip in Canada, I venture
to offer my services as guide, philosopher, and friend.
I know Canada thoroughly; can locate bass, as nearly
as it lies in a mortal so to do; can manage a motor
launch; am thoroughly at home in a canoe; can shoot,
swim, and cook the last indifferently well;
know the Indian mind and my own and will
carry water and chop wood.
I do not drink, and such smoking as I
do will, if I am engaged, be
done in the solitude of the woods.
I am young and of a cheerful disposition.
My object is not money, but only expenses paid and
a chance to forget a recent and still poignant grief.
I hope you will see the necessity for such an addition
to your party, and allow me to subscribe myself,
madam,
Your most obedient servant,
J. UPDIKE.
Tish was much impressed; but Hutchins,
in whose judgment she began to have the greatest confidence,
opposed the idea.
“I wouldn’t think of it,” she said
briefly.
“Why? It’s a frank, straightforward
letter.”
“He likes himself too much.
And you should always be suspicious of anything that’s
offered too cheap.”
So the Updike application was refused.
I have often wondered since what would have been the
result had we accepted it!
The worms were doing well, though
Tish found that Hannah neglected them, and was compelled
to feed them herself. On the day before we started,
we packed them carefully in ice and moss, and fed
them. That was the day the European war was declared.
“Canada is at war,” Tish
telephoned. “The papers say the whole country
is full of spies, blowing up bridges and railroads.”
“We can still go to the seashore,”
I said. “The bead things will do for the
missionary box to Africa.”
“Seashore nothing!” Tish
retorted. “We’re going, of course, just
as we planned. We’ll keep our eyes open;
that’s all. I’m not for one side or
the other, but a spy’s a spy.”
Later that evening she called again
to say there were rumors that the Canadian forests
were bristling with German wireless outfits.
“I’ve a notion to write
J. Updike, Lizzie, and find out whether he knows anything
about wireless telegraphy,” she said, “only
there’s so little time. Perhaps I can find
a book that gives the code.”
[This is only pertinent as showing
Tish’s state of mind. As a matter of fact,
she did not write to Updike at all.]
Well, we started at last, and I must
say they let us over the border with a glance; but
they asked us whether we had any firearms. Tish’s
trunk contained a shotgun and a revolver; but she had
packed over the top her most intimate personal belongings,
and they were not disturbed.
“Have you any weapons?” asked the inspector.
“Do we look like persons carrying
weapons?” Tish demanded haughtily. And
of course we did not. Still, there was an untruth
of the spirit and none of us felt any too comfortable.
Indeed, what followed may have been a punishment on
us for deceit and conspiracy.
Aggie had taken her cat along because
it was so fond of fish, she said. And, between
Tish buying ice for the worms and Aggie getting milk
for the cat, the journey was not monotonous; but on
returning from one of her excursions to the baggage-car,
Tish put a heavy hand on my shoulder.
“That boy’s on the train,
Lizzie!” she said. “He had the impudence
to ask me whether I still drive with the license plates
under a cushion. English roses importations!”
said Tish, and sniffed. “You don’t
suppose he went into that tent shop and asked about
us?”
“He might,” I retorted;
“but, on the other hand, there’s no reason
why our going to Canada should keep the rest of the
United States at home!”
However, the thing did seem queer,
somehow. Why had he told us things that were
not so? Why had he been so anxious to know who
we were? Why, had he asked us to take the Sunday-school
picnic to a place that did not belong to him?
“He may be going away to forget
some trouble. You remember what he said about
happier days,” said Tish.
“That was Updike’s reason
too,” I relied. “Poignant grief!”
For just a moment our eyes met.
The same suspicion had occurred to us both. Well,
we agreed to say nothing to Aggie or Hutchins, for
fear of upsetting them, and the next hour or so was
peaceful.
Hutchins read and Aggie slept.
Tish and I strung beads for the Indians, and watched
the door into the next car. And, sure enough,
about the middle of the afternoon he appeared and
stared in at us. He watched us for quite a time,
smoking a cigarette as he did so. Then he came
in and bent down over Tish.
“You didn’t take the children
out for the picnic, did you?” he said.
“I did not!” Tish snapped.
“I’m sorry. Never saw the place look
so well!”
“Look here,” Tish said,
putting down her beads; “what were you doing
there that night anyhow? You don’t belong
to the family.”
He looked surprised and then grieved.
“You’ve discovered that,
have you?” he said. “I did, you know word
of honor! They’ve turned me off; but I
love the old place still, and on summer nights I wander
about it, recalling happier days.”
Hutchins closed her book with a snap, and he sighed.
“I perceive that we are overheard,”
he said. “Some time I hope to tell you
the whole story. It’s extremely sad.
I’ll not spoil the beginning of your holiday
with it.”
All the time he had been talking he
held a piece of paper in his hand. When he left
us Tish went back thoughtfully to her beads.
“It just shows, Lizzie,”
she said, “how wrong we are to trust to appearances.
That poor boy ”
I had stooped into the aisle and was
picking up the piece of paper which he had accidentally
dropped as he passed Hutchins. I opened it and
read aloud to Tish and Aggie, who had wakened:
“’Afraid you’ll
not get away with it! The red-haired man in the
car behind is a plain-clothes man.’”
Tish has a large fund of general knowledge,
gained through Charlie Sands; so what Aggie and I
failed to understand she interpreted at once.
“A plain-clothes man,”
she explained, “is a detective dressed as a
gentleman. It’s as plain as pikestaff!
The boy’s received this warning and dropped
it. He has done something he shouldn’t and
is escaping to Canada!”
I do not believe, however, that we
should have thought of his being a political spy but
for the conductor of the train. He proved to be
a very nice person, with eight children and a toupee;
and he said that Canada was honeycombed with spies
in the pay of the German Government.
“They’re sending wireless
messages all the time, probably from remote places,”
he said. “And, of course, their play now
is to blow up the transcontinental railroads.
Of course the railroads have an army of detectives
on the watch.”
“Good Heavens!” Aggie said, and turned
pale.
Well, our pleasure in the journey
was ruined. Every time the whistle blew on the
engine we quailed, and Tish wrote her will then and
there on the back of an envelope. It was while
she was writing that the truth came to her.
“That boy!” she said.
“Don’t you see it all? That note was
a warning to him. He’s a spy and the red-haired
man is after him.”
None of us slept that night though
Tish did a very courageous thing about eleven o’clock,
when she was ready for bed. I went with her.
We had put our dressing-gowns over our nightrobes,
and we went back to the car containing the spy.
He had not retired, but was sitting
alone, staring ahead moodily. The red-haired
man was getting ready for bed, just opposite.
Tish spoke loudly, so the detective should hear.
“I have come back,” Tish
said, “to say that we know everything. A
word to the wise, Mister Happier Days! Don’t
try any of your tricks!”
He sat, with his mouth quite open,
and stared at us: but the red-haired man pretended
to hear nothing and took off his other shoe.
None of us slept at all except Hutchins.
Though we had told her nothing, she seemed inherently
to distrust the spy. When, on arriving at the
town where we were to take the boat, he offered to
help her off with Aggie’s cat basket, which
she was carrying, she snubbed him.
“I can do it myself,”
she said coldly; “and if you know when you’re
well off you’ll go back to where you came from.
Something might happen to you here in the wilderness.”
“I wish it would,” he replied in quite
a tragic manner.
[As Tish said then, a man is probably
often forced by circumstances into hateful situations.
No spy can really want to be a spy with every brick
wall suggesting, as it must, a firing-squad.]
Well, to make a long story short,
we took the little steamer that goes up the river
three times a week to take groceries and mail to the
logging-camps, and the spy and the red-haired detective
went along. The spy seemed to have quite a lot
of luggage, but the detective had only a suitcase.
Tish, watching the detective, said
his expression grew more and more anxious as we proceeded
up the river. Cottages gave place to logging-camps
and these to rocky islands, with no sign of life; still,
the spy stayed on the steamer, and so, of course, did
the detective.
Tish went down and examined the luggage.
She reported that the spy was traveling under the
name of McDonald and that the detective’s suitcase
was unmarked. Mr. McDonald had some boxes and
a green canoe. The detective had nothing at all.
There were no other passengers.
We let Aggie’s cat out on the
boat and he caught a mouse almost immediately, and
laid it in the most touching manner at the detective’s
feet; but he was in a very bad humor and flung it over
the rail. Shortly after that he asked Tish whether
she intended to go to the Arctic Circle.
“I don’t know that that’s
any concern of yours,” Tish said. “You’re
not after me, you know.”
He looked startled and muttered something
into his mustache.
“It’s perfectly clear
what’s wrong with him,” Tish said.
“He’s got to stick to Mr. McDonald, and
he hasn’t got a tent in that suitcase, or even
a blanket. I don’t suppose he knows where
his next meal’s coming from.”
She was probably right, for I saw
the crew of the boat packing a box or two of crackers
and an old comfort into a box; and Aggie overheard
the detective say to the captain that if he would
sell him some fishhooks he would not starve anyhow.
Tish found an island that suited her
about three o’clock that afternoon, and we disembarked.
Mr. McDonald insisted on helping the crew with our
stuff, which they piled on a large flat rock; but the
detective stood on the upper deck and scowled down
at us. Tish suggested that he was a woman-hater.
“They know so many lawbreaking
women,” she said, “it’s quite natural.”
Having landed us, the boat went across
to another island and deposited Mr. McDonald and the
green canoe. Tish, who had talked about a lodge
in some vast wilderness, complained at that; but when
the detective got off on a little tongue of the mainland,
in sight of both islands, she said the place was getting
crowded and she had a notion to go farther.
The first thing she did was to sit
on a box and open a map. The Canadian Pacific
was only a few miles away through the woods!
Hutchins proved herself a treasure.
She could work all round the three of us; she opened
boxes and a can of beans for supper with the same
hatchet, and had tea made and the beans heated while
Tish was selecting a site for the tent.
But and I remembered this
later she watched the river at intervals,
with her cheeks like roses from the exertion.
She was really a pretty girl only, when
no one was looking, her mouth that day had a way of
setting itself firmly, and she frowned at the water.
We, Hutchins and I, set up the stove
against a large rock, and when the teakettle started
to boil it gave the river front a homey look.
Sitting on my folding-chair beside the stove, with
a cup of tea in my hand and a plate of beans on a
doily on a packing-box beside me, I was entirely comfortable.
Through the glasses I could see the red-haired man
on the other shore sitting on a rock, with his head
in his hands; but Mr. McDonald had clearly located
on the other side of his island and was not in sight.
Aggie and Tish were putting up the
tent, and Hutchins was feeding the tea grounds to
the worms, which had traveled comfortably, when I saw
a canoe coming up the river. I called to Tish
about it.
“An Indian!” she said
calmly. “Get the beads, Aggie; and put my
shotgun on that rock, where he can see it.”
She stood and watched him. “Primitive man,
every inch of him!” she went on. “Notice
his uncovered head. Notice the freedom, almost
the savagery, of the way he uses that paddle.
I wish he would sing. You remember, in Hiawatha,
how they sing as they paddle along?”
She got the beads and went to the
water’s edge; but the Indian stooped just then
and, picking up a Panama hat, put it on his head.
“I have called,” he said,
“to see whether I can interest you in a set of
books I am selling. I shall detain you only a
moment. Sixty-three steel engravings by well-known
artists; best hand-made paper; and the work itself
is of high educational value.”
Tish suddenly put the beads behind
her back and said we did not expect to have any time
to read. We had come into the wilderness to rest
our minds.
“You are wrong, I fear,”
said the Indian. “Personally I find that
I can read better in the wilds than anywhere else.
Great thoughts in great surroundings! I take
Nietzsche with me when I go fishing.”
Tish had the wretched beads behind
her all the time; and, to make conversation, more
than anything else, she asked about venison. He
shrugged his shoulders. J. Fenimore Cooper had
not prepared us for an Indian who shrugged his shoulders.
“We Indians are allowed to kill
deer,” he said; “but I fear you are prohibited.
I am not even permitted to sell it.”
“I should think,” said
Tish sharply, “that, since we are miles from
a game warden, you could safely sell us a steak or
two.”
He gazed at her disapprovingly.
“I should not care to break the law, madam,”
he said.
Then he picked up his paddle and took
himself and his scruples and his hand-made paper and
his sixty-three steel engravings down the river.
“Primitive man!” I said
to Tish, from my chair. “Notice the freedom,
almost the savagery, with which he swings that paddle.”
We had brought a volume of Cooper
along, not so much to read as to remind us how to
address the Indians. Tish said nothing, but she
got the book and flung it far out into the river.
There were a number of small annoyances
the first day or two. Hutchins was having trouble
with the motor launch, which the steamer had towed
up the day we came, and which she called the “Mebbe.”
And another civilized Indian, with a gold watch and
a cigarette case, had rented us a leaky canoe for
a dollar a day.
[We patched the leak with chewing
gum, which Aggie always carried for indigestion; and
it did fairly well, so long as the gum lasted.]
Then, on the second night, there was
a little wind, and the tent collapsed on us, the ridgepole
taking Aggie across the chest. It was that same
night, I think, when Aggie’s cat found a porcupine
in the woods, and came in looking like a pincushion.
What with chopping firewood for the
stove, and carrying water, and bailing out the canoe,
and with the motor boat giving one gasp and then dying
for every hundred times somebody turned over the engine,
we had no time to fish for two days.
The police agent fished all day from
a rock, for, of course, he had no boat; but he seemed
to catch nothing. At times we saw him digging
frantically, as though for worms. What he dug
with I do not know; but, of course, he got no worms.
Tish said if he had been more civil she would have
taken something to him and a can of worms; but he had
been rude, especially to Aggie’s cat, and probably
the boat would bring him things.
What with getting settled and everything,
we had not much time to think about the spy.
It was on the third day, I believe, that he brought
his green canoe to the open water in front of us and
anchored there, just beyond earshot.
He put out a line and opened a book;
and from that time on he was a part of the landscape
every day from 10 A.M. to 4 P.M. At noon he would
eat some sort of a lunch, reading as he ate.
He apparently never looked toward
us, but he was always there. It was the most
extraordinary thing. At first we thought he had
found a remarkable fishing-place; but he seemed to
catch very few fish. It was Tish, I think, who
found the best explanation.
“He’s providing himself
with an alibi,” she stated. “How can
he be a spy when we see him all day long? Don’t
you see how clever it is?”
It was the more annoying because we
had arranged a small cove for soap-and-water bathing,
hanging up a rod for bath-towels and suspending a
soap-dish and a sponge-holder from an overhanging branch.
The cove was well shielded by brush and rocks from
the island, but naturally was open to the river.
It was directly opposite this cove
that Mr. McDonald took up his position.
This compelled us to bathe in the
early morning, while the water was still cold, and
resulted in causing Aggie a most uncomfortable half-hour
on the fourth morning of our stay.
She was the last one in the pool,
and Tish absent-mindedly took her bathrobe and slippers
back to the camp when she went. Tish went out
in the canoe shortly after. She was learning to
use one, with a life preserver on Tish,
of course, not the canoe. And Mr. McDonald arriving
soon after, Aggie was compelled to sit in the water
for two hours and twenty minutes. When Hutchins
found her she was quite blue.
This was the only disagreement we
had all summer: Aggie’s refusing to speak
to Tish that entire day. She said Mr. McDonald
had seen her head and thought it was some sort of
swimming animal, and had shot at her.
Mr. McDonald said afterward he knew
her all the time, and was uncertain whether she was
taking a cure for something or was trying to commit
suicide. He said he spent a wretched morning.
At five o’clock that evening we began to hear
a curious tapping noise from the spy’s island.
It would last for a time, stop, and go on.
Hutchins said it was woodpeckers;
but Tish looked at me significantly.
“Wireless!” she said. “What
did I tell you?”
That decided her next move, for that
evening she put some tea and canned corn and a rubber
blanket into the canoe; and in fear and trembling I
went with her.
“It’s going to rain, Lizzie,”
she said, “and after all, that detective may
be surly; but he’s doing his duty by his country.
It’s just as heroic to follow a spy up here,
and starve to death watching him, as it is to storm
a trench and less showy. And I’ve
something to tell him.”
The canoe tilted just then, and only
by heroic effort, were we able to calm it.
“Then why not go comfortably in the motor boat?”
Tish stopped, her paddle in the air.
“Because I can’t make that dratted engine
go,” she said, “and because I believe Hutchins
would drown us all before she’d take any help
to him. It’s my belief that she’s
known him somewhere. I’ve seen her sit
on a rock and look across at him with murder in her
eyes.”
A little wind had come up, and the
wretched canoe was leaking, the chewing gum having
come out. Tish was paddling; so I was compelled
to sit over the aperture, thus preventing water from
coming in. Despite my best efforts, however,
about three inches seeped in and washed about me.
It was quite uncomfortable.
The red-haired man was asleep when
we landed. He had hung the comfort over a branch,
like a tent, and built a fire at the end of it.
He had his overcoat on, buttoned to the chin, and
his head was on his suit-case. He sat up and
looked at us, blinking.
“We’ve brought you some
tea and some canned corn,” Tish said; “and
a rubber blanket. It’s going to rain.”
He slid out of the tent, feet first,
and got up; but when he tried to speak he sneezed.
He had a terrible cold.
“I might as well say at once,”
Tish went on, “that we know why you are here ”
“The deuce you do!” he said hoarsely.
“We do not particularly care
about you, especially since the way you acted to a
friendly and innocent cat one can always
judge a man by the way he treats dumb animals; but
we sympathize with your errand. We’ll even
help if we can.”
“Then the the person in question
has confided in you?”
“Not at all,” said Tish
loftily. “I hope we can put two and two
together. Have you got a revolver?”
He looked startled at that. “I
have one,” he said; “but I guess I’ll
not need it. The first night or two a skunk hung
round; two, in fact mother and child but
I think they’re gone.”
“Would you like some fish?”
“My God, no!”
This is a truthful narrative. That is exactly
what he said.
“I’ll tell you what I
do need, ladies,” he went on: “If
you’ve got a spare suit of underwear over there,
I could use it. It’d stretch, probably.
And I’d like a pen and some ink. I must
have lost my fountain pen out of my pocket stooping
over the bank to wash my face.”
“Do you know the wireless code?” Tish
asked suddenly.
“Wireless?”
“I have every reason to believe,”
she said impressively, “that one of the great
trees on that island conceals a wireless outfit.”
“I see!” He edged back a little from us
both.
“I should think,” Tish
said, eyeing him, “that a knowledge of the wireless
code would be essential to you in your occupation.”
“We we get a smattering
of all sorts of things,” he said; but he was
uneasy you could see that with half an eye.
He accompanied us down to the canoe;
but once, when Tish turned suddenly, he ducked back
as though he had been struck and changed color.
He thanked us for the tea and corn, and said he wished
we had a spare razor but, of course, he
supposed not. Then:
“I suppose the the
person in question will stay as long as you do?”
he asked, rather nervously.
“It looks like it,” said
Tish grimly. “I’ve no intention of
being driven away, if that’s what you mean.
We’ll stay as long as the fishing’s good.”
He groaned under his breath.
“The whole d d river is full of fish,”
he said. “They crawled up the bank last
night and ate all the crackers I’d saved for
to-day. Oh, I’ll pay somebody out for this,
all right! Good gracious, ladies, your boat’s
full of water!”
“It has a hole in it,”
Tish replied and upturned it to empty it.
When he saw the hole his eyes stuck
out. “You can’t go out in that leaky
canoe! It’s suicidal!”
“Not at all,” Tish assured
him. “My friend here will sit on the leak.
Get in quick, Lizzie. It’s filling.”
The last we saw of the detective that
night he was standing on the bank, staring after us.
Afterward, when a good many things were cleared up,
he said he decided that he’d been asleep and
dreamed the whole thing the wireless, and
my sitting on the hole in the canoe, and the wind tossing
it about, and everything only, of course,
there was the tea and the canned corn!
We did our first fishing the next
day. Hutchins had got the motor boat going, and
I put over the spoon I had made from the feather duster.
After going a mile or so slowly I felt a tug, and on
drawing my line in I found I had captured a large
fish. I wrapped the line about a part of the
engine and Tish put the barrel hoop with the netting
underneath it. The fish was really quite large about
four feet, I think and it broke through
the netting. I wished to hit it with the oar,
but Hutchins said that might break the fin and free
it. Unluckily we had not brought Tish’s
gun, or we might have shot it.
At last we turned the boat round and
went home, the fish swimming alongside, with its mouth
open. And there Aggie, who is occasionally almost
inspired, landed the fish by the simple expedient of
getting out of the boat, taking the line up a bank
and wrapping it round a tree. By all pulling
together we landed the fish successfully. It was
forty-nine inches by Tish’s tape measure.
Tish did not sleep well that night.
She dreamed that the fish had a red mustache and was
a spy in disguise. When she woke she declared
there was somebody prowling round the tent.
She got her shotgun and we all sat
up in bed for an hour or so.
Nothing happened, however, except
that Aggie cried out that there was a small animal
just inside the door of the tent. We could see
it, too, though faintly. Tish turned the shotgun
on it and it disappeared; but the next morning she
found she had shot one of her shoes to pieces.
III
It was the day Tish began her diary
that we discovered the red-haired man’s signal.
Tish was compelled to remain at home most of the day,
breaking in another pair of shoes, and she amused herself
by watching the river and writing down interesting
things. She had read somewhere of the value of
such records of impressions:
10 A.M. Gull on rock. Very pretty.
Frightened away by the McDonald
person, who has just taken up his customary
position. Is he reading
or watching this camp?
10.22. Detective is breakfasting through
glasses, he is eating canned
corn. Aggie pickerel,
from bank.
10.40. Aggie’s cat, beside
her, has caught a small fish. Aggie declares
that the cat stole one of her worms and
held it in the water. I think
she is mistaken.
11. Most extraordinary thing Hutchins
has asked permission to take pen
and ink across to the detective!
Have consented.
11.20. Hutchins is still across the
river. If I did not know differently
I should say she and the detective are
quarreling. He is whittling
something. Through glasses, she appears
to stamp her foot.
11.30. Aggie has captured a small
sunfish. Hutchins is still across the
river. He seems to be appealing to
her for something possibly the
underwear. We have none to spare.
11.40. Hutchins is an extraordinary
girl. She hates men, evidently. She has
had some sort of quarrel with the detective and has
returned flushed with battle. Mr. McDonald
called to her as she passed, but she ignored him.
12, noon. Really, there is something
mysterious about all this. The detective was
evidently whittling a flagpole. He has erected
it now, with a red silk handkerchief at end.
It hangs out over the water. Aggie bass,
but under legal size.
1.15 P.M. The flag puzzles Hutchins.
She is covertly watching it. It is
evidently a signal but to whom?
Are the secret-service men closing in
on McDonald?
1. Aggie pike!
2. On consulting map find unnamed
lake only a few miles away. Shall
investigate to-morrow.
3. Steamer has just gone. Detective
now has canoe, blue in color. Also
food. He sent off his letter.
4. Fed worms. Lizzie thinks
they know me. How kindness is its own
reward! Mr. McDonald is drawing in
his anchor, which is a large stone
fastened to a rope. Shall take bath.
Tish’s notes ended here.
She did not take the bath after all, for Mr. McDonald
made us a call that afternoon.
He beached the green canoe and came
up the rocks calmly and smilingly. Hutchins gave
him a cold glance and went on with what she was doing,
which was chopping a plank to cook the fish on.
He bowed cheerfully to all of us and laid a string
of fish on a rock.
“I brought a little offering,”
he said, looking at Hutchins’s back. “The
fishing isn’t what I expected but if the young
lady with the hatchet will desist, so I can make myself
heard, I’ve found a place where there are fish!
This biggest fellow is three and a quarter pounds.”
Hutchins chopped harder than ever,
and the plank flew up, striking her in the chest;
but she refused all assistance, especially from Mr.
McDonald, who was really concerned. He hurried
to her and took the hatchet out of her hand, but in
his excitement he was almost uncivil.
“You obstinate little idiot!”
he said. “You’ll kill yourself yet.”
To my surprise, Hutchins, who had
been entirely unemotional right along, suddenly burst
into tears and went into the tent. Mr. McDonald
took a hasty step or two after her, realizing, no
doubt, that he had said more than he should to a complete
stranger; but she closed the fly of the tent quite
viciously and left him standing, with his arms folded,
staring at it.
It was at that moment he saw the large
fish, hanging from a tree. He stood for a moment
staring at it and we could see that he was quite surprised.
“It is a fish, isn’t it?”
he said after a moment. “I I
thought for a moment it was painted on something.”
He sat down suddenly on one of our
folding-chairs and looked at the fish, and then at
each of us in turn.
“You know,” he said, “I
didn’t think there were such fish! I you
mustn’t mind my surprise.” He wiped
his forehead with his handkerchief. “Just
kick those things I brought into the river, will you?
I apologize for them.”
“Forty-nine inches,” Tish
said. “We expect to do better when we really
get started. This evening we shall go after its
mate, which is probably hanging round.”
“Its mate?” he said, rather
dazed. “Oh, I see. Of course!”
He still seemed to doubt his senses,
for he went over and touched it with his finger.
“Ladies,” he said, “I’m not
going after the the mate. I couldn’t
land it if I did get it. I am going to retire
from the game except for food; but I wish,
for the sake of my reason, you’d tell me what
you caught it with.”
Well, you may heartily distrust a
person; but that is no reason why you should not answer
a simple question. So I showed him the thing I
had made and he did not believe me!
“You’re perfectly right,”
he said. “Every game has its secrets.
I had no business to ask. But you haven’t
caught me with that feather-duster thing any more
than you caught that fish with it. I don’t
mind your not telling me. That’s your privilege.
But isn’t it rather rubbing it in to make fun
of me?”
“Nothing of the sort!”
Aggie said angrily. “If you had caught it ”
“My dear lady,” he said,
“I couldn’t have caught it. The mere
shock of getting such a bite would have sent me out
of my boat in a swoon.” He turned to Tish.
“I have only one disappointment,” he said,
“that it wasn’t one of our worms
that did the work.”
Tish said afterward she was positively
sorry for him, he looked so crestfallen. So,
when he started for his canoe she followed him.
“Look here,” she said;
“you’re young, and I don’t want to
see you get into trouble. Go home, young man!
There are plenty of others to take your place.”
He looked rather startled. “That’s
it exactly,” he said, after a moment. “As
well as I can make out there are about a hundred.
If you think,” he said fiercely, raising his
voice, “that I’m going to back out and
let somebody else in, I’m not. And that’s
flat.”
“It’s a life-and-death matter,”
said Tish.
“You bet it’s a life-and-death matter.”
“And what about the the
red-headed man over there?”
His reply amazed us all. “He’s
harmless,” he said. “I don’t
like him, naturally; but I admire the way he holds
on. He’s making the best of a bad business.”
“Do you know why he’s here?”
He looked uneasy for once.
“Well, I’ve got a theory,”
he replied; but, though his voice was calm, he changed
color.
“Then perhaps you’ll tell me what that
signal means?”
Tish gave him the glasses and he saw
the red flag. I have never seen a man look so
unhappy.
“Holy cats!” he said,
and almost dropped the glasses. “Why, he he
must be expecting somebody!”
“So I should imagine,”
Tish commented dryly. “He sent a letter
by the boat to-day.”
“The h l he did!”
And then: “That’s ridiculous!
You’re mistaken. As a as a matter
of fact, I went over there the other night and commandeered
his fountain pen.”
So it had not fallen out of his pocket!
“I’ll be frank, ladies,”
he said. “It’s my object just now
to keep that chap from writing letters. It doesn’t
matter why, but it’s vital.”
He was horribly cast down when we
told him about Hutchins and the pen and ink.
“So that’s it!”
he said gloomily. “And the flag’s
a signal, of course. Ladies, you have done it
out of the kindness of your hearts, I know; but I
think you have wrecked my life.”
He took a gloomy departure and left
us all rather wrought up. Who were we, as Tish
said, to imperil a fellow man? And another thing if
there was a reward on him, why should we give it to
a red-haired detective, who was rude to harmless animals
and ate canned corn for breakfast?
With her customary acumen Tish solved
the difficulty that very evening.
“The simplest thing,”
she said, “of course, would be to go over during
the night and take the flag away; but he may have more
red handkerchiefs. Then, too, he seems to be
a light sleeper, and it would be awkward to have him
shoot at us.”
She sat in thought for quite a while.
Hutchins was watching the sunset, and seemed depressed
and silent. Tish lowered her voice.
“There’s no reason why
we shouldn’t have a red flag, too,” she
said. “It gives us an even chance to get
in on whatever is about to happen. We can warn
Mr. McDonald, for one thing, if any one comes here.
Personally I think he is unjustly suspected.”
[But Tish was to change her mind very soon.]
We made the flag that night, by lantern
light, out of Tish’s red silk petticoat.
Hutchins was curious, I am sure; but we explained nothing.
And we fastened it obliquely over the river, like the
one on the other side.
Tish’s change of heart, which
occurred the next morning, was due to a most unfortunate
accident that happened to her at nine o’clock.
Hutchins, who could swim like a duck, was teaching
Tish to swim, and she was learning nicely. Tish
had put a life-preserver on, with a clothes-line fastened
to it, and Aggie was sitting on the bank holding the
rope while she went through the various gestures.
Having completed the lesson Hutchins
went into the woods for red raspberries, leaving Tish
still practicing in the water with Aggie holding the
rope. Happening to sneeze, the line slipped out
of her hand, and she had the agonizing experience
of seeing Tish carried away by the current.
I was washing some clothing in the
river a few yards down the stream when Tish came floating
past. I shall never forget her expression or my
own sense of absolute helplessness.
“Get the canoe,” said
Tish, “and follow. I’m heading for
Island Eleven.”
She was quite calm, though pale; but,
in her anxiety to keep well above the water, she did
what was almost a fatal thing she pushed
the life-preserver lower down round her body.
And having shifted the floating center, so to speak,
without warning her head disappeared and her feet
rose in the air.
For a time it looked as though she
would drown in that position; but Tish rarely loses
her presence of mind. She said she knew at once
what was wrong. So, though somewhat handicapped
by the position, she replaced the cork belt under
her arms and emerged at last.
Aggie had started back into the woods
for Hutchins; but, with one thing and another, it
was almost ten before they returned together.
Tish by that time was only a dot on the horizon through
the binocular, having missed Island Eleven, as she
explained later, by the rope being caught on a submerged
log, which deflected her course.
We got into the motor boat and followed
her, and, except for a most unjust sense of irritation
that I had not drowned myself by following her in
the canoe, she was unharmed. We got her into the
motor boat and into a blanket, and Aggie gave her
some blackberry cordial at once. It was some
time before her teeth ceased chattering so she could
speak. When she did it was to announce that she
had made a discovery.
“He’s a spy, all right!”
she said. “And that Indian is another.
Neither of them saw me as I floated past. They
were on Island Eleven. Mr. McDonald wrote something
and gave it to the Indian. It wasn’t a letter
or he’d have sent it by the boat. He didn’t
even put it in an envelope, so far as I could see.
It’s probably in cipher.”
Well, we took her home, and she had
a boiled egg at dinner.
The rest of us had fish. It is
one of Tish’s theories that fish should only
be captured for food, and that all fish caught must
be eaten. I do not know when I have seen fish
come as easy. Perhaps it was the worms, which
had grown both long and fat, so that one was too much
for a hook; and we cut them with scissors, like tape
or ribbon. Aggie and I finally got so sick of
fish that while Tish’s head was turned we dropped
in our lines without bait. But, even at that,
Aggie, reeling in her line to go home, caught a three-pound
bass through the gills and could not shake it off.
We tried to persuade Tish to lie down
that afternoon, but she refused.
“I’m not sick,”
she said, “even if you two idiots did try to
drown me. And I’m on the track of something.
If that was a letter, why didn’t he send it
by the boat?”
Just then her eye fell on the flagpole,
and we followed her horrified gaze. The flag
had been neatly cut away!
Tish’s eyes narrowed. She
looked positively dangerous; and within five minutes
she had cut another flag out of the back breadth of
the petticoat and flung it defiantly in the air.
Who had cut away the signal McDonald or
the detective? We had planned to investigate the
nameless lake that afternoon, Tish being like Colonel
Roosevelt in her thirst for information, as well as
in the grim pugnacity that is her dominant characteristic;
but at the last minute she decided not to go.
“You and Aggie go, Lizzie,”
she said. “I’ve got something on hand.”
“Tish!” Aggie wailed.
“You’ll drown yourself or something.”
“Don’t be a fool!”
Tish snapped. “There’s a portage,
but you and Lizzie can carry the canoe across on your
heads. I’ve seen pictures of it. It’s
easy. And keep your eyes open for a wireless outfit.
There’s one about, that’s sure!”
“Lots of good it will do to
keep our eyes open,” I said with some bitterness,
“with our heads inside the canoe!”
We finally started and Hutchins went
with us. It was Hutchins, too, who voiced the
way we all felt when we had crossed the river and were
preparing for what she called the portage.
“She wants to get us out of
the way, Miss Lizzie,” she said. “Can
you imagine what mischief she’s up to?”
“That is not a polite way to
speak of Miss Tish, Hutchins,” I said coldly.
Nevertheless, my heart sank.
Hutchins and I carried the canoe.
It was a hot day and there was no path. Aggie,
who likes a cup of hot tea at five o’clock, had
brought along a bottle filled with tea, and a small
basket containing sugar and cups.
Personally I never had less curiosity
about a lake. As a matter of fact I wished there
was no lake. Twice being obliged, as
it were, to walk blindly and the canoe being excessively
heavy I, who led the way, ran the front
end of the thing against the trunk of a tree, and both
Hutchins and I sat down violently, under the canoe
as a result of the impact.
To add to the discomfort of the situation
Aggie declared that we were being followed by a bear,
and at the same instant stepped into a swamp up to
her knees. She became calm at once, with the calmness
of despair.
“Go and leave me, Lizzie!”
she said. “He is just behind those bushes.
I may sink before he gets me that’s
one comfort.”
Hutchins found a log and, standing
on it, tried to pull her up; but she seemed firmly
fastened. Aggie went quite white; and, almost
beside myself, I poured her a cup of hot tea, which
she drank. I remember she murmured Mr. Wiggins’s
name, and immediately after she yelled that the bear
was coming.
It was, however, the detective who
emerged from the bushes. He got Aggie out with
one good heave, leaving both her shoes gone forever;
and while she collapsed, whimpering, he folded his
arms and stared at all of us angrily.
“What sort of damnable idiocy
is this?” he demanded in a most unpleasant tone.
Aggie revived and sat upright.
“That’s our affair, isn’t it?”
said Hutchins curtly.
“Not by a blamed sight!” was his astonishing
reply.
“The next time I am sinking
in a morass, let me sink,” Aggie said, with
simple dignity.
He did not speak another word, but
gave each of us a glance of the most deadly contempt,
and finished up with Hutchins.
“What I don’t understand,”
he said furiously, “is why you have to lend
yourself to this senile idiocy. Because some old
women choose to sink themselves in a swamp is no reason
why you should commit suicide!”
Aggie said afterward only the recollection
that he had saved her life prevented her emptying
the tea on him. I should hardly have known Hutchins.
“Naturally,” she said
in a voice thick with fury, “you are in a position
to insult these ladies, and you do. But I warn
you, if you intend to keep on, this swamp is nothing.
We like it here. We may stay for months.
I hope you have your life insured.”
Perhaps we should have understood
it all then. Of course Charlie Sands, for whom
I am writing this, will by this time, with his keen
mind, comprehend it all; but I assure you we suspected
nothing.
How simple, when you line it up:
The country house and the garden hose; the detective,
with no camp equipment; Mr. McDonald and the green
canoe; the letter on the train; the red flag; the girl
in the pink tam-o’-shanter who has
not yet appeared, but will shortly; Mr. McDonald’s
incriminating list also not yet, but soon.
How inevitably they led to what Charlie
Sands has called our crime!
The detective, who was evidently very
strong, only glared at her. Then he swung the
canoe up on his head and, turning about, started back
the way we had come. Though Hutchins and Aggie
were raging, I was resigned. My neck was stiff
and my shoulders ached. We finished our tea in
silence and then made our way back to the river.
I have now reached Tish’s adventure.
It is not my intention in this record to defend Tish.
She thought her conclusions were correct. Charlie
Sands says she is like Shaw she has got
a crooked point of view, but she believes she is seeing
straight. And, after a while, if you look her
way long enough you get a sort of mental astigmatism.
So I shall confess at once that, at
the time, I saw nothing immoral in what she did that
afternoon while we were having our adventure in the
swamp.
I was putting cloths wrung out of
arnica and hot water on my neck when she came home,
and Hutchins was baking biscuit she was
a marvelous cook, though Aggie, who washed the dishes,
objected to the number of pans she used.
Tish ignored both my neck and the
biscuits, and, marching up the bank, got her shotgun
from the tent and loaded it.
“We may be attacked at any time,”
she said briefly; and, getting the binocular, she
searched the river with a splendid sweeping glance.
“At any time. Hutchins, take these glasses,
please, and watch that we are not disturbed.”
“I’m baking biscuit, Miss Letitia.”
“Biscuit!” said Tish scornfully.
“Biscuit in times like these?”
She walked up to the camp stove and
threw the oven door open; but, though I believe she
had meant to fling them into the river, she changed
her mind when she saw them.
“Open a jar of honey, Hutchins,”
she said, and closed the oven; but her voice was abstracted.
“You can watch the river from the stove, Hutchins,”
she went on. “Miss Aggie and Miss Lizzie
and I must confer together.”
So we went into the tent, and Tish
closed and fastened it.
“Now,” she said, “I’ve got
the papers.”
“Papers?”
“The ones Mr. McDonald gave
that Indian this morning. I had an idea he’d
still have them. You can’t hurry an Indian.
I waited in the bushes until he went in swimming.
Then I went through his pockets.”
“Tish Carberry!” cried Aggie.
“These are not times to be squeamish,”
Tish said loftily. “I’m neutral;
of course; but Great Britain has had this war forced
on her and I’m going to see that she has a fair
show. I’ve ordered all my stockings from
the same shop in London, for twenty years, and squarer
people never lived. Look at these how
innocent they look, until one knows!”
She produced two papers from inside
her waist. I must confess that, at first glance,
I saw nothing remarkable.
“The first one looks,”
said Tish, “like a grocery order. It’s
meant to look like that. It’s relieved
my mind of one thing McDonald’s got
no wireless or he wouldn’t be sending cipher
messages by an Indian.”
It was written on a page torn out
of a pocket notebook and the page was ruled with an
inch margin at the left. This was the document:
1 Dozen
eggs.
20 Yards fishing-line.
1 pkg. Needles anything
to sew a button on.
1 doz. A B C bass hooks.
3 lbs. Meat anything so
it isn’t fish.
1 bot. Ink for fountain pen.
3 Tins sardines.
1 Extractor.
Well, I could not make anything of
it; but, of course, I have not Tish’s mind.
Aggie was almost as bad.
“What’s an extractor?” she asked.
“Exactly!” said Tish.
“What is an extractor? Is the fellow going
to pull teeth? No! He needed an e;
so he made up a word.”
She ran her finger down the first
letters of the second column. “D-y-n-a-m-i-t-e!”
she said triumphantly. “Didn’t I tell
you?”
IV
Well, there it was staring
at us. I felt positively chilled. He looked
so young and agreeable, and, as Aggie said, he had
such nice teeth. And to know him for what he
was it was tragic! But that was not
all.
“Add the numbers!” said
Tish. “Thirty-one tons, perhaps, of dynamite!
And that’s only part,” said Tish.
“Here’s the most damning thing of all a
note to his accomplice!”
“Damning” is here used
in the sense of condemnatory. We are none of us
addicted to profanity.
We read the other paper, which had
been in a sealed envelope, but without superscription.
It is before me as I write, and I am copying it exactly:
I shall have to see you. I’m
going crazy! Don’t you realize that this
is a matter of life and death to me? Come to
Island Eleven to-night, won’t you? And
give me a chance to talk, anyhow. Something has
got to be done and done soon. I’m desperate!
Aggie sneezed three times in sheer
excitement; for anyone can see how absolutely incriminating
the letter was. It was not signed, but it was
in the same writing as the list.
Tish, who knows something about everything,
said the writing denoted an unscrupulous and violent
nature.
“The y is especially
vicious,” she said. “I wouldn’t
trust a man who made a y like that to carry
a sick child to the doctor!”
The thing, of course, was to decide
at once what measures to take. The boat would
not come again for two days, and to send a letter by
it to the town marshal or sheriff, or whatever the
official is in Canada who takes charge of spies, would
be another loss of time.
“Just one thing,” said
Tish. “I’ll plan this out and find
some way to deal with the wretch; but I wouldn’t
say anything to Hutchins. She’s a nice
little thing, though she is a fool about a motor boat.
There’s no case in scaring her.”
For some reason or other, however,
Hutchins was out of spirits that night.
“I hope you’re not sick, Hutchins?”
said Tish.
“No, indeed, Miss Tish.”
“You’re not eating your fish.”
“I’m sick of fish,”
she said calmly. “I’ve eaten so much
fish that when I see a hook I have a mad desire to
go and hang myself on it.”
“Fish,” said Tish grimly,
“is good for the brain. I do not care to
boast, but never has my mind been so clear as it is
to-night.”
Now certainly, though Tish’s
tone was severe, there was nothing in it to hurt the
girl; but she got up from the cracker box on which
she was sitting, with her eyes filled with tears.
“Don’t mind me. I’m
a silly fool,” she said; and went down to the
river and stood looking out over it.
It quite spoiled our evening.
Aggie made her a hot lemonade and, I believe, talked
to her about Mr. Wiggins, and how, when he was living,
she had had fits of weeping without apparent cause.
But if the girl was in love, as we surmised, she said
nothing about it. She insisted that it was too
much fish and nervous strain about the Mebbe.
“I never know,” she said,
“when we start out whether we’re going
to get back or be marooned and starve to death on
some island.”
Tish said afterward that her subconscious
self must have taken the word “marooned”
and played with it; for in ten minutes or so her plan
popped into her head.
“‘Full-panoplied from
the head of Jove,’ Lizzie,” she said.
“Really, it is not necessary to think if one
only has faith. The supermind does it all without
effort. I do not dislike the young man; but I
must do my duty.”
Tish’s plan was simplicity itself.
We were to steal his canoe.
“Then we’ll have him,”
she finished. “The current’s too strong
there for him to swim to the mainland.”
“He might try it and drown,”
Aggie objected. “Spy or no spy, he’s
somebody’s son.”
“War is no time to be chicken-hearted,”
Tish replied.
I confess I ate little all that day.
At noon Mr. McDonald came and borrowed two eggs from
us.
“I’ve sent over to a store
across country, by my Indian guide, philosopher, and
friend,” he said, “for some things I needed;
but I dare say he’s reading Byron somewhere
and has forgotten it.”
“Guide, philosopher, and friend!”
I caught Tish’s eye. McDonald had written
the Updike letter! McDonald had meant to use our
respectability to take him across the border!
We gave him the eggs, but Tish said
afterward she was not deceived for a moment.
“The Indian has told him,”
she said, “and he’s allaying our suspicions.
Oh, he’s clever enough! ‘Know the
Indian mind and my own!’” she quoted from
the Updike letter. “‘I know Canada thoroughly.’
’My object is not money.’ I should
think not!”
Tish stole the green canoe that night.
She put on the life preserver and we tied the end
of the rope that Aggie had let slip to the canoe.
The life-preserver made it difficult to paddle, Tish
said, but she felt more secure. If she struck
a rock and upset, at least she would not drown; and
we could start after her at dawn with the Mebbe.
“I’ll be somewhere down
the river,” she said, “and safe enough,
most likely, unless there are falls.”
Hutchins watched in a puzzled way,
for Tish did not leave until dusk.
“You’d better let me follow
you with the launch, Miss Tish,” she said.
“Just remember that if the canoe sinks you’re
tied to it.”
“I’m on serious business
to-night, Hutchins,” Tish said ominously.
“You are young, and I refuse to trouble your
young mind; but your ears are sharp. If you hear
any shooting, get the boat and follow me.”
The mention of shooting made me very
nervous. We watched Tish as long as we could
see her; then we returned to the tent, and Aggie and
I crocheted by the hanging lantern. Two hours
went by. At eleven o’clock Tish had not
returned and Hutchins was in the motor boat, getting
it ready to start.
“I like courage, Miss Lizzie,”
she said to me; “but this thing of elderly women,
with some sort of bug, starting out at night in canoes
is too strong for me. Either she’s going
to stay in at night or I’m going home.”
“Elderly nothing!” I said,
with some spirit. “She is in the prime of
life. Please remember, Hutchins, that you are
speaking of your employer. Miss Tish has no bug,
as you call it.”
“Oh, she’s rational enough,”
Hutchins retorted: “but she is a woman of
one idea and that sort of person is dangerous.”
I was breathless at her audacity.
“Come now, Miss Lizzie,”
she said, “how can I help when I don’t
know what is being done? I’ve done my best
up here to keep you comfortable and restrain Miss
Tish’s recklessness; but I ought to know something.”
She was right; and, Tish or no Tish,
then and there I told her. She was more than
astonished. She sat in the motor boat, with a
lantern at her feet, and listened.
“I see,” she said slowly.
“So the so Mr. McDonald is a spy and
has sent for dynamite to destroy the railroad!
And and the red-haired man is a detective!
How do you know he is a detective?”
I told her then about the note we
had picked up from beside her in the train, and because
she was so much interested she really seemed quite
thrilled. I brought the cipher grocery list and
the other note down to her.
“It’s quite convincing,
isn’t it?” she said. “And and
exciting! I don’t know when I’ve
been so excited.”
She really was. Her cheeks were
flushed. She looked exceedingly pretty.
“The thing to do,” she
said, “is to teach him a lesson. He’s
young. He mayn’t always have had to stoop
to such such criminality. If we can
scare him thoroughly, it might do him a lot of good.”
I said I was afraid Tish took a more
serious view of things and would notify the authorities.
And at that moment there came two or three shots then
silence.
I shall never forget the ride after
Tish and how we felt when we failed to find her; for
there was no sign of her. The wind had come up,
and, what with seeing Tish tied to that wretched canoe
and sinking with it or shot through the head and lying
dead in the bottom of it, we were about crazy.
As we passed Island Eleven we could see the spy’s
camp-fire and his tent, but no living person.
At four in the morning we gave up
and started back, heavy-hearted. What, therefore,
was our surprise to find Tish sitting by the fire in
her bathrobe, with a cup of tea in her lap and her
feet in a foot-tub of hot water! Considering
all we had gone through and that we had obeyed orders
exactly, she was distinctly unjust. Indeed, at
first she quite refused to speak to any of us.
“I do think, Tish,” Aggie
said as she stood shivering by the fire, “that
you might at least explain where you have been.
We have been going up and down the river for hours,
burying you over and over.”
Tish took a sip of tea, but said nothing.
“You said,” I reminded
her, “that if there was shooting, we were to
start after you at once. When we heard the shots,
we went, of course.”
Tish leaned over and, taking the teakettle
from the fire, poured more water into the foot-tub.
Then at last she turned to speak.
“Bring some absorbent cotton
and some bandages, Hutchins,” she said.
“I am bleeding from a hundred wounds. As
for you” she turned fiercely on Aggie
and me “the least you could have done
was to be here when I returned, exhausted, injured,
and weary; but, of course, you were gallivanting round
the lake in an upholstered motor boat.”
Here she poured more water into the
foot-tub and made it much too hot. This thawed
her rather, and she explained what was wrong.
She was bruised, scratched to the knees, and with
a bump the size of an egg on her forehead, where she
had run into a tree.
The whole story was very exciting.
It seems she got the green canoe without any difficulty,
the spy being sound asleep in his tent; but about
that time the wind came up and Tish said she could
not make an inch of progress toward our camp.
The chewing gum with which we had
repaired our canoe came out at that time and the boat
began to fill, Tish being unable to sit over the leak
and paddle at the same time. So, at last, she
gave up and made for the mainland.
“The shooting,” Tish said
with difficulty, “was by men from the Indian
camp firing at me. I landed below the camp, and
was making my way as best I could through the woods
when they heard me moving. I believe they thought
it was a bear.”
I think Tish was more afraid of the
Indians, in spite of their sixty-three steel engravings
and the rest of it, than she pretended, though she
said she would have made herself known, but at that
moment she fell over a fallen tree and for fifteen
minutes was unable to speak a word. When at last
she rose the excitement was over and they had gone
back to their camp.
“Anyhow,” she finished,
“the green canoe is hidden a couple of miles
down the river, and I guess Mr. McDonald is safe for
a time. Lizzie, you can take a bath to-morrow
safely.”
Tish sat up most of the rest of the
night composing a letter to the authorities of the
town, telling them of Mr. McDonald and enclosing careful
copies of the incriminating documents she had found.
During the following morning the river
was very quiet. Through the binocular we were
able to see Mr. McDonald standing on the shore of his
island and looking intently in our direction, but naturally
we paid no attention to him.
The red-haired man went in swimming
that day and necessitated our retiring to the tent
for an hour and a half; but at noon Aggie’s
naturally soft heart began to assert itself.
“Spy or no spy,” she said
to Tish, “we ought to feed him.”
“Huh!” was Tish’s
rejoinder. “There is no sense is wasting
good food on a man whose hours are numbered.”
We were surprised, however, to find
that Hutchins, who had detested Mr. McDonald, was
rather on Aggie’s side.
“The fact that he has but a
few more hours,” she said to Tish, “is
an excellent reason for making those hours as little
wretched as possible.”
It was really due to Hutchins, therefore,
that Mr. McDonald had a luncheon. The problem
of how to get it to him was a troublesome one, but
Tish solved it with her customary sagacity.
“We can make a raft,”
she said, “a small one, large enough to hold
a tray. By stopping the launch some yards above
the island we can float his luncheon to him quite
safely.”
That was the method we ultimately
pursued and it worked most satisfactorily.
Hutchins baked hot biscuits; and,
by putting a cover over the pan, we were enabled to
get them to him before they cooled.
We prepared a really appetizing luncheon
of hot biscuits, broiled ham, marmalade, and tea,
adding, at Aggie’s instructions, a jar of preserved
peaches, which she herself had put up.
Tish made the raft while we prepared
the food, and at exactly half-past twelve o’clock
we left the house. Mr. McDonald saw us coming
and was waiting smilingly at the upper end of the
island.
“Great Scott!” he said.
“I thought you were never going to hear me.
Another hour and I’d have made a swim for it,
though it’s suicidal with this current.
I’ll show you where you can come in so you won’t
hit a rock.”
Hutchins had stopped the engine of
the motor boat and we threw out the anchor at a safe
distance from the shore.
“We are not going to land,”
said Tish, “and I think you know perfectly well
the reason why.”
“Oh, now,” he protested;
“surely you are going to land! I’ve
had an awfully uncomfortable accident my
canoe’s gone.”
“We know that,” Tish said
calmly. “As a matter of fact, we took it.”
Mr. McDonald sat down suddenly on
a log at the water’s edge and looked at us.
“Oh!” he said.
“You may not believe it,”
Tish said, “but we know everything your
dastardly plot, who the red-haired man is, and all
the destruction and wretchedness you are about to
cause.”
“Oh, I say!” he said feebly.
“I wouldn’t go as far as that. I’m I’m
not such a bad sort.”
“That depends on the point of view,” said
Tish grimly.
Aggie touched her on the arm then
and reminded her that the biscuits were getting cold;
but Tish had a final word with him.
“Your correspondence has fallen
into my hands, young man,” she said, “and
will be turned over to the proper authorities.”
“It won’t tell them anything
they don’t know,” he said doggedly.
“Look here, ladies: I am not ashamed of
this thing. I I am proud of it.
I am perfectly willing to yell it out loud for everybody
to hear. As a matter of fact, I think I will.”
Mr. McDonald stood up suddenly and
threw his head back; but here Hutchins, who had been
silent, spoke for the first time.
“Don’t be an idiot!”
she said coldly. “We have something here
for you to eat if you behave yourself.”
He seemed to see her then for the
first time, for he favored her with a long stare.
“Ah!” he said. “Then
you are not entirely cold and heartless?”
She made no reply to this, being busy
in assisting Aggie to lower the raft over the side
of the boat.
“Broiled ham, tea, hot biscuits,
and marmalade,” said Aggie gently. “My
poor fellow, we are doing what we consider our duty;
but we want you to know that it is hard for us very
hard.”
When he saw our plan, Mr. McDonald’s
face fell; but he stepped out into the water up to
his knees and caught the raft as it floated down.
Before he said “Thank you”
he lifted the cover of the pan and saw the hot biscuits
underneath.
“Really,” he said, “it’s
very decent of you. I sent off a grocery order
yesterday, but nothing has come.”
Tish had got Hutchins to start the
engine by that time and we were moving away.
He stood there, up to his knees in water, holding the
tray and looking after us. He was really a pathetic
figure, especially in view of the awful fate we felt
was overtaking him.
He called something after us.
On account of the noise of the engine, we could not
be certain, but we all heard it the same way.
“Send for the whole d d
outfit!” was the way it sounded to us. “It
won’t make any difference to me.”
V
The last thing I recall of Mr. McDonald
that day is seeing him standing there in the water,
holding the tray, with the teapot steaming under his
nose, and gazing after us with an air of bewilderment
that did not deceive us at all.
As I look back, there is only one
thing we might have noticed at the time. This
was the fact that Hutchins, having started the engine,
was sitting beside it on the floor of the boat and
laughing in the cruelest possible manner. As
I said to Aggie at the time: “A spy is a
spy and entitled to punishment if discovered; but
no young woman should laugh over so desperate a situation.”
I come now to the denouement of this
exciting period. It had been Tish’s theory
that the red-haired man should not be taken into our
confidence. If there was a reward for the capture
of the spy, we ourselves intended to have it.
The steamer was due the next day but
one. Tish was in favor of not waiting, but of
at once going in the motor boat to the town, some thirty
miles away, and telling of our capture; but Hutchins
claimed there was not sufficient gasoline for such
an excursion. That afternoon we went in the motor
launch to where Tish had hidden the green canoe and,
with a hatchet, rendered it useless.
The workings of the subconscious mind
are marvelous. In the midst of chopping, Tish
suddenly looked up.
“Have you noticed,” she
said, “that the detective is always watching
our camp?”
“That’s all he has to do,” Aggie
suggested.
“Stuff and nonsense! Didn’t
he follow you into the swamp? Does Hutchins ever
go out in the canoe that he doesn’t go out also?
I’ll tell you what has happened: She’s
young and pretty, and he’s fallen in love with
her.”
I must say it sounded reasonable.
He never bothered about the motor boat, but the instant
she took the canoe and started out he was hovering
somewhere near.
“She’s noticed it,”
Tish went on. “That’s what she was
quarreling about with him yesterday.”
“How are we to know,”
said Aggie, who was gathering up the scraps of the
green canoe and building a fire under them “how
are we to know they are not old friends, meeting thus
in the wilderness? Fate plays strange tricks,
Tish. I lived in the same street with Mr. Wiggins
for years, and never knew him until one day when my
umbrella turned wrong side out in a gust of wind.”
“Fate fiddlesticks!” said
Tish. “There’s no such thing as fate
in affairs of this sort. It’s all instinct the
instinct of the race to continue itself.”
This Aggie regarded as indelicate
and she was rather cool to Tish the balance of the
day.
Our prisoner spent most of the day
at the end of the island toward us, sitting quietly,
as we could sec through the glasses. We watched
carefully, fearing at any time to see the Indian paddling
toward him.
[Tish was undecided what to do in
such an emergency, except to intercept him and explain,
threatening him also with having attempted to carry
the incriminating papers. As it happened, however,
the entire camp had gone for a two-days’ deer
hunt, and before they returned the whole thing had
come to its surprising end.]
Late in the afternoon Tish put her
theory of the red-haired man to the test.
“Hutchins,” she said,
“Miss Lizzie and I will cook the dinner if you
want to go in the canoe to Harvey’s Bay for water-lilies.”
Hutchins at once said she did not
care a rap for water-lilies; but, seeing a determined
glint in Tish’s eye, she added that she would
go for frogs if Tish wanted her out of the way.
“Don’t talk like a child!”
Tish retorted. “Who said I wanted you out
of the way?”
It is absolutely true that the moment
Hutchins put her foot into the canoe the red-haired
man put down his fishing-rod and rose. And she
had not taken three strokes with the paddle before
he was in the blue canoe.
Hutchins saw him just then and scowled.
The last we saw of her she was moving rapidly up the
river and the detective was dropping slowly behind.
They both disappeared finally into the bay and Tish
drew a long breath.
“Typical!” she said curtly.
“He’s sent here to watch a dangerous man
and spends his time pursuing the young woman who hates
the sight of him. When women achieve the suffrage
they will put none but married men in positions of
trust.”
Hutchins and the detective were still
out of sight when supper-time came. The spy’s
supper weighed on us, and at last Tish attempted to
start the motor launch. We had placed the supper
and the small raft aboard, and Aggie was leaning over
the edge untying the painter, not a man,
but a rope, when unexpectedly the engine
started at the first revolution of the wheel.
It darted out to the length of the
rope, where it was checked abruptly, the shock throwing
Aggie entirely out and into the stream. Tish caught
the knife from the supper tray to cut us loose, and
while Tish cut I pulled Aggie in, wet as she was.
The boat was straining and panting, and, on being
released, it sprang forward like a dog unleashed.
Aggie had swallowed a great deal of
water and was most disagreeable; but the Mebbe was
going remarkably well, and there seemed to be every
prospect that we should get back to the camp in good
order. Alas, for human hopes! Mr. McDonald
was not very agreeable.
“You know,” he said as
he waited for his supper to float within reach, “you
needn’t be so blamed radical about everything
you do! If you object to my hanging round, why
not just say so? If I’m too obnoxious I’ll
clear out.”
“Obnoxious is hardly the word,”
said Tish. “How long am I to be a prisoner?”
“I shall send letters off by the first boat.”
He caught the raft just then and examined the supper
with interest.
“Of course things might be worse,”
he said; “but it’s dirty treatment, anyhow.
And it’s darned humiliating. Somebody I
know is having a good time at my expense. It’s
heartless! That’s what it is heartless!”
Well, we left him, the engine starting
nicely and Aggie being wrapped in a tarpaulin; but
about a hundred yards above the island it began to
slow down, and shortly afterward it stopped altogether.
As the current caught us, we luckily threw out the
anchor, for the engine refused to start again.
It was then we saw the other canoes.
The girl in the pink tam-o’-shanter was in the
first one.
They glanced at us curiously as they
passed, and the P.T.S. that is the way
we grew to speak of the pink tam-o’-shanter raised
one hand in the air, which is a form of canoe greeting,
probably less upsetting to the equilibrium than a
vigorous waving of the arm.
It was just then, I believe, that
they saw our camp and headed for it. The rest
of what happened is most amazing. They stopped
at our landing and unloaded their canoes. Though
twilight was falling, we could see them distinctly.
And what we saw was that they calmly took possession
of the camp.
“Good gracious!” Tish
cried. “The girls have gone into the tent!
And somebody’s working at the stove. The
impertinence!”
Our situation was acutely painful.
We could do nothing but watch. We called, but
our voices failed to reach them. And Aggie took
a chill, partly cold and partly fury. We sat
there while they ate the entire supper!
They were having a very good time.
Now and then somebody would go into the tent and bring
something out, and there would be shrieks of laughter.
[We learned afterward that part of
the amusement was caused by Aggie’s false front,
which one of the wretches put on as a beard.]
It was while thus distracted that
Aggie suddenly screamed, and a moment later Mr. McDonald
climbed over the side and into the boat, dripping.
“Don’t be alarmed!”
he said. “I’ll go back and be a prisoner
again just as soon as I’ve fired the engine.
I couldn’t bear to think of the lady who fell
in sitting here indefinitely and taking cold.”
He was examining the engine while he spoke. “Have
visitors, I see,” he observed, as calmly as
though he were not dripping all over the place.
“Intruders, not visitors!”
Tish said angrily. “I never saw them before.”
“Rather pretty, the one with
the pink cap. May I examine the gasoline supply?”
There was no gasoline. He shrugged his shoulders.
“I’m afraid no amount of mechanical genius
I intended to offer you will start her,” he
said; “but the young lady Hutchins
is her name, I believe? will see you here
and come after you, of course.”
Well, there was no denying that, spy
or no spy, his presence was a comfort. He offered
to swim back to the island and be a prisoner again,
but Tish said magnanimously that there was no hurry.
On Aggie’s offering half of her tarpaulin against
the wind, which had risen, he accepted.
“Your Miss Hutchins is reckless,
isn’t she?” he said when he was comfortably
settled. “She’s a strong swimmer;
but a canoe is uncertain at the best.”
“She’s in no danger,”
said Tish. “She has a devoted admirer watching
out for her.”
“The deuce she has!” His
voice was quite interested. “Why, who on
earth ”
“Your detective,” said
Aggie softly. “He’s quite mad about
her. The way he follows her and the way he looks
at her it’s thrilling!”
Mr. McDonald said nothing for quite
a while. The canoe party had evidently eaten
everything they could find, and somebody had brought
out a banjo and was playing.
Tish, unable to vent her anger, suddenly
turned on Mr. McDonald. “If you think,”
she said, “that the grocery list fooled us, it
didn’t!”
“Grocery list?”
“That’s what I said.”
“How did you get my grocery list?”
So she told him, and how she had deciphered
it, and how the word “dynamite” had only
confirmed her early suspicions.
His only comment was to say, “Good Heavens!”
in a smothered voice.
“It was the extractor that made
me suspicious,” she finished. “What
were you going to extract? Teeth?”
“And so, when my Indian was
swimming, you went through his things! It’s
the most astounding thing I ever My dear
lady, an extractor is used to get the hooks out of
fish. It was no cipher, I assure you. I needed
an extractor and I ordered it. The cipher you
speak of is only a remarkable coincidence.”
“Huh!” said Tish.
“And the paper you dropped in the train was
that a coincidence?”
“That’s not my secret,”
he said, and turned sulky at once.
“Don’t tell me,”
Tish said triumphantly, “that any young man comes
here absolutely alone without a purpose!”
“I had a purpose, all right;
but it was not to blow up a railroad train.”
Apparently he thought he had said
too much, for he relapsed into silence after that,
with an occasional muttering.
It was eight o’clock when Hutchins’s
canoe came into sight. She was paddling easily,
but the detective was far behind and moving slowly.
She saw the camp with its uninvited
guests, and then she saw us. The detective, however,
showed no curiosity; and we could see that he made
for his landing and stumbled exhaustedly up the bank.
Hutchins drew up beside us. “He’ll
not try that again, I think,” she said in her
crisp voice. “He’s out of training.
He panted like a motor launch. Who are our visitors?”
Here her eyes fell on Mr. McDonald
and her face set in the dusk.
“You’ll have to go back and get some gasoline,
Hutchins.”
“What made you start out without looking?”
“And send the vandals away.
If they wait until I arrive, I’ll be likely
to do them some harm. I have never been so outraged.”
“Let me go for gasoline in the
canoe,” said Mr. McDonald. He leaned over
the thwart and addressed Hutchins. “You’re
worn out,” he said. “I promise to
come back and be a perfectly well-behaved prisoner
again.”
“Thanks, no.”
“I’m wet. The exercise will warm
me.”
“Is it possible,” she
said in a withering tone that was lost on us at the
time, “that you brought no dumb-bells with you?”
If we had had any doubts they should
have been settled then; but we never suspected.
It is incredible, looking back.
The dusk was falling and I am not
certain of what followed. It was, however, something
like this: Mr. McDonald muttered something angrily
and made a motion to get into the canoe. Hutchins
replied that she would not have help from him if she
died for it. The next thing we knew she was in
the launch and the canoe was floating off on the current.
Aggie squealed; and Mr. McDonald, instead of swimming
after the thing, merely folded his arms and looked
at it.
“You know,” he said to
Hutchins, “you have so unpleasant a disposition
that somebody we both know of is better off than he
thinks he is!”
Tish’s fury knew no bounds,
for there we were marooned and two of us wet to the
skin. I must say for Hutchins, however, that when
she learned about Aggie she was bitterly repentant,
and insisted on putting her own sweater on her.
But there we were and there we should likely stay.
It was quite dark by that time, and
we sat in the launch, rocking gently. The canoeing
party had lighted a large fire on the beach, using
the driftwood we had so painfully accumulated.
We sat in silence, except that Tish,
who was watching our camp, said once bitterly that
she was glad there were three beds in the tent.
The girls of the canoeing party would be comfortable.
After a time Tish turned on Mr. McDonald
sharply. “Since you claim to be no spy,”
she said, “perhaps you will tell us what brings
you alone to this place? Don’t tell me
it’s fish I’ve seen you reading,
with a line out. You’re no fisherman.”
He hesitated. “No,”
he admitted. “I’ll be frank, Miss
Carberry. I did not come to fish.”
“What brought you?”
“Love,” he said, in a
low tone. “I don’t expect you to believe
me, but it’s the honest truth.”
“Love!” Tish scoffed.
“Perhaps I’d better tell
you the story,” he said. “It’s
long and and rather sad.”
“Love stories,” Hutchins
put in coldly, “are terribly stupid, except to
those concerned.”
“That,” he retorted, “is
because you have never been in love. You are
young and you will pardon the liberty? attractive;
but you are totally prosaic and unromantic.”
“Indeed!” she said, and relapsed into
silence.
“These other ladies,”
Mr. McDonald went on, “will understand the strangeness
of my situation when I explain that the the
young lady I care for is very near; is, in fact, within
sight.”
“Good gracious!” said Aggie. “Where?”
“It is a long story, but it
may help to while away the long night hours; for I
dare say we are here for the night. Did any one
happen to notice the young lady in the first canoe,
in the pink tam-o’-shanter?”
We said we had all except
Hutchins, who, of course, had not seen her. Mr.
McDonald got a wet cigarette from his pocket and, finding
a box of matches on the seat, made an attempt to dry
it over the flames; so his story was told in the flickering
light of one match after another.
VI
“I am,” Mr. McDonald said,
as the cigarette steamed, “the son of poor but
honest parents. All my life I have been obliged
to labor. You may say that my English is surprisingly
pure, under such conditions. As a matter of fact,
I educated myself at night, using a lantern in the
top of my father’s stable.”
“I thought you said he was poor,”
Hutchins put in nastily. “How did he have
a stable?”
“He kept a livery stable.
Any points that are not clear I will explain afterward.
Once the thread of a narrative is broken, it is difficult
to resume, Miss Hutchins. Near us, in a large
house, lived the lady of my heart.”
“The pink tam-o’-shanter
girl!” said Aggie. “I begin to understand.”
“But,” he added, “near
us also lived a red-headed boy. She liked him
very much, and even in the long-ago days I was fiercely
jealous of him. It may surprise you to know that
in those days I longed fairly longed for
red hair and a red mustache.”
“I hate to interrupt,”
said Hutchins; “but did he have a mustache as
a boy?”
He ignored her. “We three
grew up together. The girl is beautiful you’ve
probably noticed that and amiable.
The one thing I admire in a young woman is amiability.
It would not, for instance, have occurred to her to
isolate an entire party on the bosom of a northern
and treacherous river out of pure temper.”
“To think,” said Aggie
softly, “that she is just over there by the
camp-fire! Don’t you suppose, if she loves
you, she senses your nearness?”
“That’s it exactly,”
he replied in a gloomy voice, “if she loves me!
But does she? In other words, has she come up
the river to meet me or to meet my rival? She
knows we are here. Both of us have written her.
The presence of one or the other of us is the real
reason for this excursion of hers. But again
the question is which?”
Here the match he was holding under
the cigarette burned his fingers and he flung it overboard
with a violent gesture.
“The detective, of course,”
said Tish. “I knew it from the beginning
of your story.”
“The detective,” he assented.
“You see his very profession attracts.
There’s an element of romance in it. I myself
have kept on with my father and now run the er livery
stable. My business is a handicap from a romantic
point of view.
“I am aware,” Mr. McDonald
went on, “that it is not customary to speak
so frankly of affairs of this sort; but I have two
reasons. It hurts me to rest under unjust suspicion.
I am no spy, ladies. And the second reason is
even stronger. Consider my desperate position:
In the morning my rival will see her; he will paddle
his canoe to the great rock below your camp and sing
his love song from the water. In the morning I
shall sit here helpless ill, possibly and
see all that I value in life slip out of my grasp.
And all through no fault of my own! Things are
so evenly balanced, so little will shift the weight
of her favor, that frankly the first one to reach
her will get her.”
I confess I was thrilled. And
even Tish was touched; but she covered her emotion
with hard common sense.
“What’s her name?” she demanded.
“Considering my frankness I
must withhold that. Why not simply refer to her
as the pink tam-o’-shanter or, better
still and more briefly, the P.T.S.? That may
stand for pink tam-o’-shanter, or the Person
That Smiles, she smiles a great deal, or or
almost anything.”
“It also stands,” said
Hutchins, with a sniff, “for Pretty Tall Story.”
Tish considered her skepticism unworthy
in one so young, and told her so; on which she relapsed
into a sulky silence.
In view of what we knew, the bonfire
at our camp and the small figure across the river
took on a new significance.
As Aggie said, to think of the red-haired
man sleeping calmly while his lady love was so near
and his rival, so to speak, hors de combat!
Shortly after finishing his story, Mr. McDonald went
to the stern of the boat and lifted the anchor rope.
“It is possible,” he said,
“that the current will carry us to my island
with a little judicious management. Even though
we miss it, we’ll hardly be worse off than we
are.”
It was surprising we had not thought
of it before, for the plan succeeded admirably.
By moving a few feet at a time and then anchoring,
we made slow but safe progress, and at last touched
shore. We got out, and Mr. McDonald built a large
fire, near which we put Aggie to steam. His supper,
which he had not had time to eat, he generously divided,
and we heated the tea. Hutchins, however, refused
to eat.
Warmth and food restored Tish’s
mind to its usual keenness. I recall now the
admiration in Mr. McDonald’s eyes when she suddenly
put down the sandwich she was eating and exclaimed:
“The flags, of course!
He told her to watch for a red flag as she came up
the river; so when the party saw ours they landed.
Perhaps they still think it is his camp and that he
is away overnight.”
“That’s it, exactly,”
he said. “Think of the poor wretch’s
excitement when he saw your flag!”
Still, on looking back, it seems curious
that we overlooked the way the red-headed man had
followed Hutchins about. True, men are polygamous
animals, Tish says, and are quite capable of following
one woman about while they are sincerely in love with
somebody else. But, when you think of it, the
detective had apparently followed Hutchins from the
start, and had gone into the wilderness to be near
her, with only a suitcase and a mackintosh coat; which
looked like a mad infatuation.
[Tish says she thought of this at
the time, and that; from what she had seen of the
P.T.S., Hutchins was much prettier. But she says
she decided that men often love one quality in one
girl and another in another; that he probably loved
Hutchins’s beauty and the amiability of the P.T.S.
Also, she says, she reflected that the polygamy of
the Far East is probably due to this tendency in the
male more than to a preponderance of women.]
Tish called me aside while Mr. McDonald
was gathering firewood. “I’m a fool
and a guilty woman, Lizzie,” she said. “Because
of an unjust suspicion I have possibly wrecked this
poor boy’s life.”
I tried to soothe her. “They
might have been wretchedly unhappy together, Tish,”
I said; “and, anyhow, I doubt whether he is able
to support a wife. There’s nothing much
in keeping a livery stable nowadays.”
“There’s only one thing
that still puzzles me,” Tish observed: “granting
that the grocery order was a grocery order, what about
the note?”
We might have followed this line of
thought, and saved what occurred later, but that a
new idea suddenly struck Tish. She is curious
in that way; her mind works very rapidly at times,
and because I cannot take her mental hurdles, so to
speak, she is often impatient.
“Lizzie,” she said suddenly,
“did you notice that when the anchor was lifted,
we drifted directly to this island? Don’t
stare at me like that. Use your wits.”
When I failed instantly to understand,
however, she turned abruptly and left me, disappearing
in the shadows.
For the next hour nothing happened.
Tish was not in sight and Aggie slept by the fire.
Hutchins sat with her chin cupped in her hands, and
Mr. McDonald gathered driftwood.
Hutchins only spoke once. “I’m
awfully sorry about the canoe, Miss Lizzie,”
she said; “it was silly and and selfish.
I don’t always act like a bad child. The
truth is, I’m rather upset and nervous.
I hate to be thwarted I’m sorry I
can’t explain any further.”
I was magnanimous. “I’m
sure, until to-night, you’ve been perfectly
satisfactory,” I said; “but it seems extraordinary
that you should dislike men the way you do.”
She only eyed me searchingly.
It is my evening custom to prepare
for the night by taking my switch off and combing
and braiding my hair; so, as we seemed to be settled
for the night, I asked Mr. McDonald whether the camp
afforded an extra comb. He brought out a traveling-case
at once from the tent and opened it.
“Here’s a comb,”
he said. “I never use one. I’m
sorry this is all I can supply.”
My eyes were glued to the case.
It was an English traveling-case, with gold-mounted
fittings. He saw me staring at it and changed
color.
“Nice bag, isn’t it?”
he said. “It was a gift, of course.
The the livery stable doesn’t run
much to this sort of thing.”
But the fine edge of suspicion had
crept into my mind again.
Tish did not return to the fire for
some time. Before she came back we were all thoroughly
alarmed. The island was small, and a short search
convinced us that she was not on it!
We wakened Aggie and told her, and
the situation was very painful. The launch was
where we had left it. Mr. McDonald looked more
and more uneasy.
“My sane mind tells me she’s
perfectly safe,” he said. “I don’t
know that I’ve ever met a person more able to
take care of herself; but it’s darned odd that’s
all I can say.”
Just as he spoke a volley of shots
sounded from up the river near our camp, two close
together and then one; and somebody screamed.
It was very dark. We could see
lanterns flashing at our camp and somebody was yelling
hoarsely. One lantern seemed to run up and down
the beach in mad excitement, and then, out of the
far-off din, Aggie, whose ears are sharp, suddenly
heard the splash of a canoe paddle.
I shall tell Tish’s story of
what happened as she told it to Charlie Sands two
weeks or so later.
“It is perfectly simple,”
she said, “and it’s stupid to make such
a fuss over it. Don’t talk to me about
breaking the law! The girl came; I didn’t
steal her.”
Charlie Sands, I remember, interrupted
at that moment to remind her that she had shot a hole
in the detective’s canoe; but this only irritated
her.
“Certainly I did,” she
snapped; “but it’s perfectly idiotic of
him to say that it took off the heel of his shoe.
In that stony country it’s always easy to lose
a heel.”
But to return to Tish’s story:
“It occurred to me,” she
said, “that, if the launch had drifted to Mr.
McDonald’s island, the canoe might have done
so too; so I took a look round. I’d been
pretty much worried about having called the boy a spy
when he wasn’t, and it worried me to think that
he couldn’t get away from the place. I
never liked the red-haired man. He was cruel to
Aggie’s cat but we’ve told you
that.
“I knew that in the morning
the detective would see the P.T.S., as we called her,
and he could get over and propose before breakfast.
But when I found the canoe yes, I found
it I didn’t intend to do anything
more than steal the detective’s boat.”
“Is that all?” said Charlie
Sands sarcastically. “You disappoint me,
Aunt Letitia! With all the chances you had to
burn his pitiful little tent, for instance, or steal
his suitcase ”
“But on my way,” Tish
went on with simple dignity, “it occurred to
me that I could move things a step farther by taking
the girl to Mr. McDonald and letting him have his
chance right away. Things went well from the
start, for she was standing alone, looking out over
the river. It was dark, except for the starlight,
and I didn’t know it was she. I beached
the canoe and she squealed a little when I spoke to
her.”
“Just what,” broke in
Charlie Sands, “does one say under such circumstances?
Sometime I may wish to abduct a young woman and it
is well to be prepared.”
“I told her the young man she
had expected was on Island Eleven and had sent me
to get her. She was awfully excited. She
said they’d seen his signal, but nothing of
him. And when they’d found a number of feminine
things round they all felt a little well,
you can understand. She went back to get a coat,
and while she was gone I untied the canoes and pushed
them out into the river. I’m thorough, and
I wasn’t going to have a lot of people interfering
before we got things fixed.”
It was here, I think, that Charlie
Sands gave a low moan and collapsed on the sofa.
“Certainly!” he said in a stifled voice.
“I believe in being thorough. And, of course,
a few canoes more or less do not matter.”
“Later,” Tish said, “I
knew I’d been thoughtless about the canoes; but,
of course, it was too late then.”
“And when was it that you assaulted the detective?”
“He fired first,” said
Tish. “I never felt more peaceable in my
life. It’s absurd for him to say that he
was watching our camp, as he had every night we’d
been there. Who asked him to guard us? And
the idea of his saying he thought we were Indians
stealing things, and that he fired into the air!
The bullets sang past me. I had hardly time to
get my revolver out of my stocking.”
“And then?” asked Charlie Sands.
“And then,” said Tish,
“we went calmly down the river to Island Eleven.
We went rapidly, for at first the detective did not
know I had shot a hole in his canoe, and he followed
us. It stands to reason that if I’d shot
his heel off he’d have known there was a hole
in the boat. Luckily the girl was in the bottom
of the canoe when she fainted or we might have been
upset.”
It was at this point, I believe, that
Charlie Sands got his hat and opened the door.
“I find,” he said, “that
I cannot stand any more at present, Aunt Tish.
I shall return when I am stronger.”
So I shall go back to my own narrative.
Really my justification is almost complete. Any
one reading to this point will realize the injustice
of the things that have been said about us.
We were despairing of Tish, as I have
said, when we heard the shots and then the approach
of a canoe. Then Tish hailed us.
“Quick, somebody!” she
said. “I have a cramp in my right leg.”
[The canoeing position, kneeling as
one must, had been always very trying for her.
She frequently developed cramps, which only a hot
footbath relieved.]
Mr. McDonald waded out into the water.
Our beach fire illuminated the whole scene distinctly,
and when he saw the P.T.S. huddled in the canoe he
stopped as though he had been shot.
“How interesting!” said
Hutchins from the bank, in her cool voice.
I remember yet Tish, stamping round
on her cramped limb and smiling benevolently at all
of us. The girl, however, looked startled and
unhappy, and a little dizzy. Hutchins helped her
to a fallen tree.
“Where where is he?” said the
P.T.S.
Tish stared at her. “Bless
the girl!” she said. “Did you think
I meant the other one?”
“I What other one?”
Tish put her hand on Mr. McDonald’s
arm. “My dear girl,” she said, “this
young man adores you. He’s all that a girl
ought to want in the man she loves. I have done
him a grave injustice and he has borne it nobly.
Come now let me put your hand in his and
say you will marry him.”
“Marry him!” said the
P.T.S. “Why, I never saw him in my life
before!”
We had been so occupied with this
astounding scene that none of us had noticed the arrival
of the detective. He limped rapidly up the bank having
lost his heel, as I have explained and,
dripping with water, confronted us. When a red-haired
person is pale, he is very pale. And his teeth
showed.
He ignored all of us but the P.T.S.,
who turned and saw him, and went straight into his
arms in the most unmaidenly fashion.
“By Heaven,” he said,
“I thought that elderly lunatic had taken you
off and killed you!”
He kissed her quite frantically before
all of us; and then, with one arm round her, he confronted
Tish.
“I’m through!” he
said. “I’m done! There isn’t
a salary in the world that will make me stay within
gunshot of you another day.” He eyed her
fiercely. “You are a dangerous woman, madam,”
he said. “I’m going to bring a charge
against you for abduction and assault with intent to
kill. And if there’s any proof needed I’ll
show my canoe, full of water to the gunwale.”
Here he kissed the girl again.
“You you know her?”
gasped Mr. McDonald, and dropped on a tree-trunk,
as though he were too weak to stand.
“It looks like it, doesn’t it?”
Here I happened to glance at Hutchins,
and she was convulsed with mirth! Tish saw her,
too, and glared at her; but she seemed to get worse.
Then, without the slightest warning, she walked round
the camp-fire and kissed Mr. McDonald solemnly on
the top of his head.
“I give it up!” she said.
“Somebody will have to marry you and take care
of you. I’d better be the person.”
“But why was the detective watching
Hutchins?” said Charlie Sands. “Was
it because he had heard of my Aunt Letitia’s
reckless nature? I am still bewildered.”
“You remember the night we got the worms?”
“I see. The detective was
watching all of you because you stole the worms.”
“Stole nothing!” Tish
snapped. “That’s the girl’s
house. She’s the Miss Newcomb you read
about in the papers. Now do you understand?”
“Certainly I do. She was
a fugitive from justice because the cat found dynamite
in the woods. Or perhaps I’m
a trifle confused, but Now I have it!
She had stolen a gold-mounted traveling-bag and given
it to McDonald. Lucky chap! I was crazy
about Hutchins myself. You might tip her the
word that I’m badly off for a traveling-case
myself. But what about the P.T.S.? How did
she happen on the scene?”
“She was engaged to the detective,
and she was camping down the river. He had sent
her word where he was. The red flag was to help
her find him.”
Tish knows Charlie Sands, so she let him talk.
Then:
“Mr. McDonald was too wealthy,
Charlie,” she said; “so when she wanted
him to work and be useful, and he refused, she ran
off and got a situation herself to teach him a lesson.
She could drive a car. But her people heard about
it, and that wretched detective was responsible for
her safety. That’s why he followed her about.”
“I should like to follow her
about myself,” said Charlie Sands. “Do
you think she’s unalterably decided to take
McDonald, money and all? He’s still an
idler. Lend me your car, Aunt Tish. There’s
a theory there; and who knows?”
“He is going to work for six
months before she marries him,” Tish said.
“He seems to like to work, now he has started.”
She rang the bell and Hannah came to the door.
“Hannah,” said Tish calmly,
“call up the garage and tell McDonald to bring
the car round. Mr. Sands is going out.”