The “labyrinth” beneath
the West End of London was rediscovered in our own
time when the foundations for the Carlton Hotel and
his Majesty’s Theatre were laid. It is
a network of old cellars, subterranean passages and,
it may even be, of disused conduits, extended from
the corner of Suffolk Street, Pall Mall, away to the
confines of St. James’ Park and,
as more daring explorers aver, to the river Thames
itself. Here is a very town of tunnels and arches,
of odd angled rooms, of veritable caves and depths
as dark as Styx. If, in a common way, it be shut
by the circumstance of the buildings above to the
riff-raff and night-hawks who would frequent it, there
are seasons, nevertheless, when the laying of new
foundations, the building of hotels and the demolition
of ancient streets in the name of “improvement”
fling its gates open to the more cunning of the “destitutes,”
and they flock there as rooks to a field newly sown.
Of these welcome opportunities, the
building of the Carlton Hotel is the best remembered
within recent times; but the erection of new houses
off St. James’ Street in the year 1903 brought
the ladies and the gentlemen of the road again to
its harborage; and they basked there for many weeks
in undisputed possession. Molesting none and by
none molested, it was an affair neither for the watchmen
(whose glances askance earned them many a handsome
supper) or for the police who had sufficient to do
in the light of the street lamps that they should
busy themselves with supposed irregularities where
that light was not. The orgies thus became a
nightly feature of the vagrant’s life. There
was no more popular hotel in London than the “Coal
Hole,” as the wits of the company delighted to
style their habitation.
A city below a city! Indeed imagination
might call it that. A replica of famous catacombs
with horrid faces for your spectres, ghoulish women
and unspeakable men groping in the darkness as though,
vampire-like, afraid of the light. Why Alban
Kennedy visited this place, he himself could not have
said. Possibly a certain morbid horror of it attracted
him. He had, admittedly, such a passport to the
caves as may be the reward of a shabby appearance
and a resolute air. The criminal company he met
with believed that he also was a criminal. Enjoying
their confidence because he had never excited their
suspicion, they permitted him to lie his length before
reddened embers and hear tales which fire the blood
with every passion of anger and of hate. Here,
in these caverns, he had seen men fight as dogs with
teeth and claws and resounding yells; he had heard
the screams of a woman and the cries of helpless children.A sufficient sense of prudence compelled him to be
but an apathetic spectator of these infamies.The one battle he had fought had been impotent to
save the object of his chivalry.
When first he came here, heroic resolutions
followed him. He had thrashed a ruffian who struck
a woman, and narrowly escaped with his life for doing
so. Henceforth he could but assent to a truce
which implied mutual toleration; and yet he understood
that his presence was not without its influence even
on these irredeemables. Men called him “The
Hunter,” or in mockery “The Dook.”He had done small services for one or two of them even
written a begging letter for a rogue who could not
write at all, but posed as an “old public school
man,” fallen upon evil days. Alban was
perfectly well aware that this was a shameless imposition,
but his ideas of morality as it affected the relations
of rich and poor were ever primitive and unstable.“If this old thief gets half a sovereign, what’s
it matter?” he would argue; “the other
man stole his money, I suppose, and can well afford
to pay up.” Here was a gospel preached
every day in Thrawl Street. He had never stopped
to ask its truth.
Alban crossed St. James’ Street
furtively, and climbed, as an athlete should climb,
the boarding which defended the entrance to this amazing
habitation. A contented watchman, dozing by a
comfortable fire, cared little who came or went and
rarely bestirred himself to ask the question.There were two entrances to the caves: one cramped
and difficult, the other broad and open; and you took
your choice of them according to the position of the
policeman on the beat. This night, or rather
this morning, of the day following upon the meeting
in Union Street, discovered Alban driven to the more
hazardous way. His quick eye had detected, on
the far side of the enclosure, an amiable flirtation
between a man of law and a lady of the dusters; and
avoiding both discreetly, he slipped into a trench
of the newly made foundations and crawled as swiftly
through an aperture which this descent revealed.
Here, laid bare by the picks and shovels
of twentieth-century Trade Unionism, was a veritable
Gothic arch, bricked up to the height of a tall man’s
waist, but open at the tympanum. Alban hoisted
himself to the aperture and, slipping through, his
feet discovered the reeking floor of a dank and dripping
subway; and guiding himself now by hands outstretched
and fingers touching the fungi of the walls, he went
on with confidence until the roof lifted above him
and the watch-fires of the confraternity were disclosed.He had come by now into a vast cellar not very far
from the Carlton Hotel itself. There were offshoots
everywhere, passages more remote, the arches as of
crypts, smaller apartments, odd corners which had
guarded the casks five hundred years ago. Each
of these could show you its little company safe harbored
for the night; each had some face from which Master
Timidity might well avert his eyes. But Alban
went in amongst them as though he had been their friend.They knew his very footstep, the older “lags”
would declare.
“All well, Jack?”
“All well, old cove.”
“The Panorama come along?”
“Straight art of the coffee shawp, s’help
me blind.”
“Ship come in?”
“Two tharsand next Toosday same as
usual.”
A lanky hawker, lying full length
upon a sack, his pipe glowing in the darkness, exchanged
these pleasantries with Alban at the entrance.There were fires by here and there in these depths
and the smoke was often suffocating. The huddled
groups declared all grades of ill-fortune and of crime;
from that of the “pauper parson” to the
hoariest house-breaker “resting” for a
season. Alban’s little set, so far as he
had a “set” at all, consisted of the sometime
curate of a fashionable West End Church, known to
the company as the Archbishop of Bloomsbury; the Lady
Sarah, a blooming, red-cheeked girl who sold flowers
in Regent Street, “the Panorama,” an old
showman’s son who had not a sixpenny piece in
his pocket, but whose schemes were invariably about
to bring him in “two thousand next Tuesday morning”;
and “Betty,” a pretty, fair-haired lad,
thrown on the streets God knows how or by what callous
act of indifferent parentage. Regularly as the
clock struck, this quartette would gather in a tiny
“chapel” of the cellars and sleep about
a fire kindled in a grate which might have baked meats
for the Tudors. They spoke of the events of the
day with moderation and wise philosophy. It would
be different to-morrow. Such was ever their text.
“My lord the Duke is late. Does aught of
fortune keep your nobility?”
The ex-parson made way for Alban,
grandiloquently offering a niche upon the bare floor
and a view of the reddening embers. The boy “Betty”
was already asleep, while the Lady Sarah and “the
Panorama” divided a fourpenny pie most faithfully
between them. A reeking atmosphere of spirit
(but not of water) testified to the general conviviality.A hum of conversation was borne in upon them from
the greater cellar at odd times a rough
oath of protest or the mad complainings of a drunkard.For the most part, however, the night promised to
be uneventful. Alban had never seen the Lady
Sarah more gracious, and as for “the Panorama”
he had no doubt whatever that his fortune was made.
“My contract for America’s
going through and I shall be out there with a show
in a month,” this wild youth said and
added patronizingly, “When I come back, it will
be dinner upstairs, old chaps and some of
the best. Do you suppose that I could forget
you? I would as soon forget my father’s
grave.”
They heard him with respect no one differing
from him.
“I shall certainly be pleased
to accept your kind invitation,” said the Archbishop,
“that is, should circumstance and
Providence enable me to redeem the waistcoat,
without which eh hem I
understand no visitor would be admitted to those noble
precincts.”
The Lady Sarah expressed her opinion even more decidedly.
“Don’t ’e talk,”
she said pleasantly, “can’t you ’ear
the thick ’uns a rattlin’ in his
mouse-trap. Poor little man and ’im a horphin.Stun me mother if I ain’t a goin’ ter
Jay’s termerrer ter buy mournin’ in honor
of him.”
“I presume,” continued
the Archbishop, “that we shall all be admitted
to this entertainment as it were that is as
the colloquial expression goes on the nod.It will be enough to mention that we are the proprietor’s
friends.”
“You shall have a season-ticket
for life, Archbishop. Just you tell me where
you want a church built and I’ll see that it’s
done. Of course I don’t mind your chaff I’m
dead in earnest and the money will be there.”
“A real contract this time?” Alban suggested
kindly.
“A real contract. I saw
Philips about it to-day, and he knows a man who is
Pierpont Morgan’s cousin. We are to open
in New York in September and be in San Francisco the
following week.”
“Rather a long journey, isn’t it, old
chap?”
“Oh, they do those things out
there. I’m told you play Hamlet one night
and Othello six hours afterwards, which is really the
next night because of the long distances and the differences
in the latitudes. Ask the Archbishop. I
expect he hasn’t forgotten all his geography.”
“A Cambridge man,” said
the Archbishop, loftily, “despises geography.Heat, light, electricity, the pure and the impure mathematics these
are his proper study. I rise superior to the
occasion and tell you that San Francisco is a long
way from New York. The paper in which I wrapped
a ham sandwich yesterday the advertisement
of a shipping company, I may inform you brings
that back to my recollection. San Francisco is
the thickness of two slices of stale bread from the
seaport you mention. And I believe there are
Red Indians in between.”
The Lady Sarah murmured lightly the
refrain of the old song concerning houses which stood
in that annoying position; but Alban had already lighted
a cigarette and was watching the girl’s face
critically.
“You’ve had some luck to-day, Sarah?”
“A bloomin’ prophet and that I won’t
deny. Gar’n, Dowie.”
“But you did have some luck?”
“Sure and certain. What
d’ye fink? A bit of a boy, same as ‘Betty’
’ere, ’e comes up and says, ‘What’ll
ye take fer the whole bloomin’ caravan?’
he says, ‘for ter send ter a lidy?’ ‘Gentleman,’
I says, ’I’m only a poor girl and a widered
muver ter keep, and, gentleman, I can’t tike
less than two pound fer ’em sure and certain
as there’s a God in ’eaven, I can’t.’‘Well,’ says he, ’it’s a blarsted
swindle but I’ll take ’em and
mind you deliver ’em ter the lidy yerself.’’They shall go this very minute,’ says
I, ’and, oh, sir, God bless you both and may
yer have long life and ‘appiness ter-gether.’Strike me dead, wot d’yer think he said next?Why he arst me fer my bloomin’ name, same
as if I wus a Countess a steepin’ art of a moter-kar
at the door of Buckingem Peliss. ‘What’s
yer name, girl?’ says ’e. ’Sarah
Geddes, an it please yer capting,’ says I.‘Then send the bally flowers to Sarah Geddes,’
says ’e, ’and take precious good care
as she gets ’em.’ Gawd’s truth,
yer could ’ave knocked me darn with a ’at
pin. I never was took so suddin in all me life.”
“I wonder you didn’t have your dinner
in the Carlton Hotel, Sarah.”
“So I would ‘a’
done if I’d hev bed time ter chinge me dress.You orter know, Dook, as no lidy ever goes inter them
plices in wot she’s bin a wearin’ afore
she cleaned herself. I’ad ter go ter Marlborough
’Ouse ter tell the Prince of Wales, and that’s
wot kept me.”
“Better luck next time, Sarah.So it only ran to a ‘fourpenny’ between
you and ‘the Panorama.’”
“You shall all dine with me
next week,” said the young man in question.“On my honor, I’ll give you the best dinner
you ever had in your life. As for Sarah here,
I’m going to put her in a flower shop in Bond
Street.”
“Gar’n, silly, what ’ud
I do in Bond Street? Much better buy the Archbishop
a church.”
The erstwhile clergyman did not take
the suggestion, in good part.
“I have always doubted my ability
to conduct the affairs of a parish methodically,”
he said, “that is a little habit a
slight partiality to the drug called morphia is not
in my favor. This, I am aware, is a drawback.The world judges my profession very harshly. A
man in the city who counts the collection indifferently
will certainly become Lord Mayor. The Establishment
has no use for him he is de trop,
or as we might say, a drop too much. This I recognize
in frankly declining our young friend’s offer with
grateful thanks.”
Sarah, the flower girl, seemed particularly
amused by this frank admission. Feeling in the
depth of her shawl she produced a capacious flask
and a bundle of cigars.
“’Ere, boys,” she
said, “let’s talk ’am and heggs.’Ere’s a drop of the best and five bob’s
worth of chimney afire, stun me mother if there ain’t.I’m sick of talkin’ and so’s ‘the
Panerawma.’ Light up yer sherbooks and
think as you’re in Buckingem Peliss. There
ain’t no ’arm thinkin’ anyways.”
“I dreamed last night,”
said the Archbishop very sadly, “that this cellar
had become a cottage and that the sun was shining in
it.”
“I never dream,” said
“the Panorama,” stoically; “put my
head on the floor and I won’t lift it until
the clock strikes ten.”
“Then begin now, my dear,”
exclaimed the Lady Sarah with a sudden tenderness,
“put it there now and forget what London is ter
you and me.”
The words were uttered almost with
a womanly tenderness, not without its influence upon
the company. Some phrase spoken of Frivolity’s
mouth had touched this group of outcasts and spoken
straight to their hearts. They bandied, pleasantries
no more, but lighting the cigars the Lady
Sarah boldly charging a small clay pipe they
fell to an expressive silence, of introspection, it
may be, or even of unutterable despair. The woman
alone amongst them had not been cast down from a comparative
altitude to this very abyss of destitution. For
the others life was a vista far behind them; a vista,
perchance, of a cottage and the sunshine, as the parson
had said; an echo of voices from a forgotten world;
the memory of a hand that was cold and of dead faces
reproaching them. Such pauses are not infrequent
in the conversation of the very poor. Men bend
their heads to destiny less willingly than we think.The lowest remembers the rungs of the ladder he has
descended.
Alban had lighted one of the cigars
and he smoked it stoically, wondering again why the
caves attracted him and what there was in this company
which should not have made him ashamed of such associations.That he was not ashamed admitted of no question.In very truth, the humanities were conquering him
in spite of inherited prejudice. Had the full
account of it been written down by a philosopher, such
a sage would have said that the girl Sarah stood for
a type of womanly pity, of sympathy, and, in its way,
of motherhood; qualities which demand no gift of birth
for their appeal. The unhappy parson, too, was
there not much of good in him, and might he not yet
prove a human field worthy to be tilled by a husbandman
of souls? His humor was kindly; his disposition
gentle; his faults punished none but himself.And for what did “the Panorama” stand
if not for the whole gospel of human hope without which
no life may be lived at all? Alban had some glimmering
of this, but he could not have set down his reasons
in so many words. As for the little lad “Betty” was
not the affection they lavished upon him that which
manhood ever owes to the weak and helpless. Search
London over and you will not find elemental goodness
in a shape more worthy than it was to be found in
the caves nor can we forego a moment’s
reflection upon the cant which ever preaches the vice
of the poor and so rarely stops to preach their virtues.
This was the human argument of Alban’s
association, but the romantic must not be forgotten.More imaginative than most youths of his age, his
boyish delight in these grim surroundings was less
to him than a real and inspiring sense of the power
of contrast they typified. Was he not this very
night sleeping beneath some famous London house, it
might be below that very temple of the great God Mammon,
the Carlton Hotel? Far above him were the splendid
rooms, fair sleepers in robes of lace, tired men who
had earned enough that very day perhaps to feed all
the hungry children in Thrawl Street for a lifetime
and to remain rich men afterwards. Of what were
the dreams of such as those not of sunshine
and a cottage as the old parson had dreamed, surely?Not of these nor of the devoted sacrifice of motherhood
or of that gentle sympathy which the unfortunate so
readily give their fellows. Not this certainly and
yet who should blame them? Alban, at least, had
the candor to admit that he would be much as they
were if his conditions of life were the same.He never deceived himself, young as he was, with the
false platitudes of boastful altruists. “I
should enjoy myself if I were rich,” he would
say and sigh upon it; for what assumption
could be more grotesque?
No, indeed, there could be no sunshine
for him to-morrow. Nothing but the shadows of
toil; and, in the background, that grim figure of
uncertainty which never fails to haunt the lives of
the very poor.