Once upon a time something happened.
If it had not happened, it would not be told.
There was once a man who prayed daily
to God to grant him riches. One day his numerous
and frequent prayers found our Lord in the mood to
listen to them. When the man had grown rich he
did not want to die, so he resolved to go from country
to country and settle wherever he heard that the people
lived forever. He prepared for his journey, told
his wife his plan, and set off.
In every country he reached he asked
whether people ever died there, and went on at once
if he was told that they did. At last he arrived
in a land where the inhabitants said they did not know
what dying meant. The traveler, full of joy,
asked:
“But are there not immense crowds
of people here, if none of you die?”
“No, there are no immense crowds,”
was the reply, “for you see, every now and then
somebody comes and calls one after another, and whoever
follows him, never returns.”
“And do people see the person
who calls them?” asked the traveler.
“Why shouldn’t they see him?” he
was answered.
The man could not wonder enough at
the stupidity of those who followed the person that
called them, though they knew that they would be obliged
to stay where he took them. Returning home, he
collected all his property, and with his wife and
children, went to settle in the country where people
did not die but were called by a certain person and
never came back. He had therefore firmly resolved
that neither he nor his family would ever follow any
body who called them, no matter who it might be.
So, after he had established himself
and arranged all his business affairs, he advised
his wife and all his family on no account to follow
any one who might call them, if, as he said, they did
not want to die.
So they gave themselves up to pleasure,
and in this way spent several years. One day,
when they were all sitting comfortably in their house,
his wife suddenly began to call:
“I’m coming, I’m coming!”
And she looked around the room for
her fur jacket. Her husband instantly started
up, seized her by the hand, and began to reproach
her.
“So you don’t heed my
advice? Stay here, if you don’t want to
die.”
“Don’t you hear how he
is calling me? I’ll only see what he wants
and come back at once.”
And she struggled to escape from her
husband’s grasp and go.
He held her fast and managed to bolt
all the doors in the room. When she saw that,
she said:
“Let me alone, husband, I don’t care about
going now.”
The man thought she had come to her
senses and given up her crazy idea, but before long
the wife rushed to the nearest door, hurriedly opened
it, and ran out. Her husband followed, holding
her by her fur sack and entreating her not to go,
for she would never return. She let her hands
fall, bent backward, then leaned a little forward and
suddenly threw herself back, slipping off her sack
and leaving it in her husband’s grasp, who stood
stock still staring after her as she rushed on, screaming
with all her might:
“I’m coming, I’m coming.”
When he could see her no longer, the
husband collected his senses, went back to the house,
and said:
“If you are mad and want to
die, go in God’s name, I can’t help you;
I’ve told you often enough that you must follow
no one, no matter who called you.”
Days passed, many days; weeks, months,
years followed, and the peace of the man’s household
was not disturbed again.
But at last one morning, when he went
to his barber’s as usual to be shaved, just
as he had the soap on his chin, and the shop was full
of people, he began to shout:
“I won’t come, do you hear, I won’t
come!”
The barber and his customers all stared
in amazement. The man, looking toward the door,
said again: “Take notice, once for all,
that I won’t come, and go away from there.”
Afterward he cried:
“Go away, do you hear, if you
want to get off with a whole skin, for I tell you
a thousand times I won’t come.”
Then, as if some one was standing
at the door constantly calling him, he grew angry
and raved at the person for not leaving him in peace.
At last he sprang up and snatched the razor from the
barber’s hand, crying:
“Give it to me, that I may show
him what it is to continually annoy people.”
And he ran at full speed after the
person who, he said, was calling him, but whom nobody
else could see. The poor barber, who did not want
to lose his razor, followed. The man ran, the
barber pursued, till they passed beyond the city limits,
and, just outside of the town, the man fell into a
chasm from which he did not come out again, so he
also, like all the rest, followed the voice that called
him.
The barber, who returned home panting
for breath, told everybody he met what had happened
and so the belief spread through the country that
the people, who had gone away and not returned, had
fallen into that gulf, for until then no one had known
what became of those who followed the person that
summoned them.
When a throng set out to visit the
scene of misfortune, to see the insatiable gulf which
swallowed up all the people and yet never had enough,
nothing was found; it looked as if, since the beginning
of the world, nothing had been there except a broad
plain, and from that time the population of the neighborhood
began to die like the human beings in the rest of
the earth.