On a bitter evening of December, I
arrived by mail in a large town, which was then the
residence of an intimate friend, one of those gifted
youths who cultivate poetry and the belles-lettres,
and call themselves students at law. My first
business, after supper, was to visit him at the office
of his distinguished instructor. As I have said,
it was a bitter night, clear starlight, but cold as
Nova Zembla, the shop-windows along the
street being frosted, so as almost to hide the lights,
while the wheels of coaches thundered equally loud
over frozen earth and pavements of stone. There
was no snow, either on the ground or the roofs of
the houses. The wind blew so violently, that I
had but to spread my cloak like a main-sail, and scud
along the street at the rate of ten knots, greatly
envied by other navigators, who were beating slowly
up, with the gale right in their teeth. One of
these I capsized, but was gone on the wings of the
wind before he could even vociferate an oath.
After this picture of an inclement
night, behold us seated by a great blazing fire, which
looked so comfortable and delicious that I felt inclined
to lie down and roll among the hot coals. The
usual furniture of a lawyer’s office was around
us, rows of volumes in sheepskin, and a
multitude of writs, summonses, and other legal papers,
scattered over the desks and tables. But there
were certain objects which seemed to intimate that
we had little dread of the intrusion of clients, or
of the learned counsellor himself, who, indeed, was
attending court in a distant town. A tall, decanter-shaped
bottle stood on the table, between two tumblers, and
beside a pile of blotted manuscripts, altogether dissimilar
to any law documents recognized in our courts.
My friend, whom I shall call Oberon, it
was a name of fancy and friendship between him and
me, my friend Oberon looked at these papers
with a peculiar expression of disquietude.
“I do believe,” said he,
soberly, “or, at least, I could believe, if I
chose, that there is a devil in this pile of blotted
papers. You have read them, and know what I mean, that
conception in which I endeavored to embody the character
of a fiend, as represented in our traditions and the
written records of witchcraft. Oh, I have a horror
of what was created in my own brain, and shudder at
the manuscripts in which I gave that dark idea a sort
of material existence! Would they were out of
my sight!”
“And of mine, too,” thought I.
“You remember,” continued
Oberon, “how the hellish thing used to suck
away the happiness of those who, by a simple concession
that seemed almost innocent, subjected themselves
to his power. Just so my peace is gone, and all
by these accursed manuscripts. Have you felt nothing
of the same influence?”
“Nothing,” replied I,
“unless the spell be hid in a desire to turn
novelist, after reading your delightful tales.”
“Novelist!” exclaimed
Oberon, half seriously. “Then, indeed, my
devil has his claw on you! You are gone!
You cannot even pray for deliverance! But we
will be the last and only victims; for this night I
mean to burn the manuscripts, and commit the fiend
to his retribution in the flames.”
“Burn your tales!” repeated
I, startled at the desperation of the idea.
“Even so,” said the author,
despondingly. “You cannot conceive what
an effect the composition of these tales has had on
me. I have become ambitious of a bubble, and
careless of solid reputation. I am surrounding
myself with shadows, which bewilder me, by aping the
realities of life. They have drawn me aside from
the beaten path of the world, and led me into a strange
sort of solitude, a solitude in the midst
of men,-where nobody wishes for what I do, nor thinks
nor feels as I do. The tales have done all this.
When they are ashes, perhaps I shall be as I was before
they had existence. Moreover, the sacrifice is
less than you may suppose, since nobody will publish
them.”
“That does make a difference, indeed,”
said I.
“They have been offered, by
letter,” continued Oberon, reddening with vexation,
“to some seventeen booksellers. It would
make you stare to read their answers; and read them
you should, only that I burnt them as fast as they
arrived. One man publishes nothing but school-books;
another has five novels already under examination.”
“What a voluminous mass the
unpublished literature of America must be!”
cried I.
“Oh, the Alexandrian manuscripts
were nothing to it!” said my friend. “Well,
another gentleman is just giving up business, on purpose,
I verily believe, to escape publishing my book.
Several, however, would not absolutely decline the
agency, on my advancing half the cost of an edition,
and giving bonds for the remainder, besides a high
percentage to themselves, whether the book sells or
not. Another advises a subscription.”
“The villain!” exclaimed I.
“A fact!” said Oberon.
“In short, of all the seventeen booksellers,
only one has vouchsafed even to read my tales; and
he a literary dabbler himself, I should
judge has the impertinence to criticise
them, proposing what he calls vast improvements, and
concluding, after a general sentence of condemnation,
with the definitive assurance that he will not be
concerned on any terms.”
“It might not be amiss to pull
that fellow’s nose,” remarked I.
“If the whole ‘trade’
had one common nose, there would be some satisfaction
in pulling it,” answered the author. “But,
there does seem to be one honest man among these seventeen
unrighteous ones; and he tells me fairly, that no
American publisher will meddle with an American work, seldom
if by a known writer, and never if by a new one, unless
at the writer’s risk.”
“The paltry rogues!” cried
I. “Will they live by literature, and yet
risk nothing for its sake? But, after all, you
might publish on your own account.”
“And so I might,” replied
Oberon. “But the devil of the business is
this. These people have put me so out of conceit
with the tales, that I loathe the very thought of
them, and actually experience a physical sickness
of the stomach, whenever I glance at them on the table.
I tell you there is a demon in them! I anticipate
a wild enjoyment in seeing them in the blaze; such
as I should feel in taking vengeance on an enemy,
or destroying something noxious.”
I did not very strenuously oppose
this determination, being privately of opinion, in
spite of my partiality for the author, that his tales
would make a more brilliant appearance in the fire
than anywhere else. Before proceeding to execution,
we broached the bottle of champagne, which Oberon
had provided for keeping up his spirits in this doleful
business. We swallowed each a tumblerful, in sparkling
commotion; it went bubbling down our throats, and
brightened my eyes at once, but left my friend sad
and heavy as before. He drew the tales towards
him, with a mixture of natural affection and natural
disgust, like a father taking a deformed infant into
his arms.
“Pooh! Pish! Pshaw!”
exclaimed he, holding them at arm’s-length.
“It was Gray’s idea of heaven, to lounge
on a sofa and read new novels. Now, what more
appropriate torture would Dante himself have contrived,
for the sinner who perpetrates a bad book, than to
be continually turning over the manuscript?”
“It would fail of effect,”
said I, “because a bad author is always his
own great admirer.”
“I lack that one characteristic
of my tribe, the only desirable one,”
observed Oberon. “But how many recollections
throng upon me, as I turn over these leaves!
This scene came into my fancy as I walked along a
hilly road, on a starlight October evening; in the
pure and bracing air, I became all soul, and felt
as if I could climb the sky, and run a race along
the Milky Way. Here is another tale, in which
I wrapt myself during a dark and dreary night-ride
in the month of March, till the rattling of the wheels
and the voices of my companions seemed like faint
sounds of a dream, and my visions a bright reality.
That scribbled page describes shadows which I summoned
to my bedside at midnight: they would not depart
when I bade them; the gray dawn came, and found me
wide awake and feverish, the victim of my own enchantments!”
“There must have been a sort
of happiness in all this,” said I, smitten with
a strange longing to make proof of it.
“There may be happiness in a
fever fit,” replied the author. “And
then the various moods in which I wrote! Sometimes
my ideas were like precious stones under the earth,
requiring toil to dig them up, and care to polish
and brighten them; but often a delicious stream of
thought would gush out upon the page at once, like
water sparkling up suddenly in the desert; and when
it had passed, I gnawed my pen hopelessly, or blundered
on with cold and miserable toil, as if there were
a wall of ice between me and my subject.”
“Do you now perceive a corresponding
difference,” inquired I, “between the
passages which you wrote so coldly, and those fervid
flashes of the mind?”
“No,” said Oberon, tossing
the manuscripts on the table. “I find no
traces of the golden pen with which I wrote in characters
of fire. My treasure of fairy coin is changed
to worthless dross. My picture, painted in what
seemed the loveliest hues, presents nothing but a faded
and indistinguishable surface. I have been eloquent
and poetical and humorous in a dream, and
behold! it is all nonsense, now that I am awake.”
My friend now threw sticks of wood
and dry chips upon the fire, and seeing it blaze like
Nebuchadnezzar’s furnace, seized the champagne
bottle, and drank two or three brimming bumpers, successively.
The heady liquor combined with his agitation to throw
him into a species of rage. He laid violent hands
on the tales. In one instant more, their faults
and beauties would alike have vanished in a glowing
purgatory. But, all at once, I remembered passages
of high imagination, deep pathos, original thoughts,
and points of such varied excellence, that the vastness
of the sacrifice struck me most forcibly. I caught
his arm.
“Surely, you do not mean to burn them!”
I exclaimed.
“Let me alone!” cried
Oberon, his eyes flashing fire. “I will
burn them! Not a scorched syllable shall escape!
Would you have me a damned author? To undergo
sneers, taunts, abuse, and cold neglect, and faint
praise, bestowed, for pity’s sake, against the
giver’s conscience! A hissing and a laughing-stock
to my own traitorous thoughts! An outlaw from
the protection of the grave, one whose ashes
every careless foot might spurn, unhonored in life,
and remembered scornfully in death! Am I to bear
all this, when yonder fire will insure me from the
whole? No! There go the tales! May
my hand wither when it would write another!”
The deed was done. He had thrown
the manuscripts into the hottest of the fire, which
at first seemed to shrink away, but soon curled around
them, and made them a part of its own fervent brightness.
Oberon stood gazing at the conflagration, and shortly
began to soliloquize, in the wildest strain, as if
Fancy resisted and became riotous, at the moment when
he would have compelled her to ascend that funeral
pile. His words described objects which he appeared
to discern in the fire, fed by his own precious thoughts;
perhaps the thousand visions which the writer’s
magic had incorporated with these pages became visible
to him in the dissolving heat, brightening forth ere
they vanished forever; while the smoke, the vivid
sheets of flame, the ruddy and whitening coals, caught
the aspect of a varied scenery.
“They blaze,” said he,
“as if I had steeped them in the intensest spirit
of genius. There I see my lovers clasped in each
other’s arms. How pure the flame that bursts
from their glowing hearts! And yonder the features
of a villain writhing in the fire that shall torment
him to eternity. My holy men, my pious and angelic
women, stand like martyrs amid the flames, their mild
eyes lifted heavenward. Ring out the bells!
A city is on fire. See! destruction
roars through my dark forests, while the lakes boil
up in steaming billows, and the mountains are volcanoes,
and the sky kindles with a lurid brightness! All
elements are but one pervading flame! Ha!
The fiend!”
I was somewhat startled by this latter
exclamation. The tales were almost consumed,
but just then threw forth a broad sheet of fire, which
flickered as with laughter, making the whole room dance
in its brightness, and then roared portentously up
the chimney.
“You saw him? You must
have seen him!” cried Oberon. “How
he glared at me and laughed, in that last sheet of
flame, with just the features that I imagined for
him! Well! The tales are gone.”
The papers were indeed reduced to
a heap of black cinders, with a multitude of sparks
hurrying confusedly among them, the traces of the
pen being now represented by white lines, and the whole
mass fluttering to and fro in the draughts of air.
The destroyer knelt down to look at them.
“What is more potent than fire!”
said he, in his gloomiest tone. “Even thought,
invisible and incorporeal as it is, cannot escape it.
In this little time, it has annihilated the creations
of long nights and days, which I could no more reproduce,
in their first glow and freshness, than cause ashes
and whitened bones to rise up and live. There,
too, I sacrificed the unborn children of my mind.
All that I had accomplished all that I
planned for future years has perished by
one common ruin, and left only this heap of embers!
The deed has been my fate. And what remains?
A weary and aimless life, a long repentance
of this hour, and at last an obscure grave,
where they will bury and forget me!”
As the author concluded his dolorous
moan, the extinguished embers arose and settled down
and arose again, and finally flew up the chimney,
like a demon with sable wings. Just as they disappeared,
there was a loud and solitary cry in the street below
us. “Fire!” Fire! Other voices
caught up that terrible word, and it speedily became
the shout of a multitude. Oberon started to his
feet, in fresh excitement.
“A fire on such a night!”
cried he. “The wind blows a gale, and wherever
it whirls the flames, the roofs will flash up like
gunpowder. Every pump is frozen up, and boiling
water would turn to ice the moment it was flung from
the engine. In an hour, this wooden town will
be one great bonfire! What a glorious scene for
my next Pshaw!”
The street was now all alive with
footsteps, and the air full of voices. We heard
one engine thundering round a corner, and another
rattling from a distance over the pavements. The
bells of three steeples clanged out at once, spreading
the alarm to many a neighboring town, and expressing
hurry, confusion, and terror, so inimitably that I
could almost distinguish in their peal the burden of
the universal cry, “Fire! Fire!
Fire!”
“What is so eloquent as their
iron tongues!” exclaimed Oberon. “My
heart leaps and trembles, but not with fear. And
that other sound, too, deep and awful as
a mighty organ, the roar and thunder of
the multitude on the pavement below! Come!
We are losing time. I will cry out in the loudest
of the uproar, and mingle my spirit with the wildest
of the confusion, and be a bubble on the top of the
ferment!”
From the first outcry, my forebodings
had warned me of the true object and centre of alarm.
There was nothing now but uproar, above, beneath,
and around us; footsteps stumbling pell-mell up the
public staircase, eager shouts and heavy thumps at
the door, the whiz and dash of water from the engines,
and the crash of furniture thrown upon the pavement.
At once, the truth flashed upon my friend. His
frenzy took the hue of joy, and, with a wild gesture
of exultation, he leaped almost to the ceiling of
the chamber.
“My tales!” cried Oberon.
“The chimney! The roof! The Fiend has
gone forth by night, and startled thousands in fear
and wonder from their beds! Here I stand, a
triumphant author! Huzza! Huzza! My
brain has set the town on fire! Huzza!”