Arthur Wemyss, fifth son of the Reverend
Alfred Austin Wemyss, Rector of St. Agnes, Tilbury
Road, County of Kent, England, had but recently crossed
the ocean. He and six hundred other fifth sons
of rectors and earls and dukes had crossed the ocean
in the same ship and had been scattered abroad over
Manitoba and the Northwest Territories to be instructed
in agricultural pursuits by the honest granger, and
incidentally to furnish nutriment for the ever-ready
mosquito or wasp, who regarded all Old Country men
as their lawful meat.
The honest granger was paid a sum
varying between fifty and one hundred fifty dollars
for instructing one of these young fellows in farming
for one year, and although having an Englishman was
known to be a pretty good investment, the farmers
usually spoke of them as they would of the French-weed
or the rust in the wheat. Sam Motherwell referred
to his quite often as “that blamed Englishman”
and often said, unjustly, that he was losing money
on him every day.
Arthur-the Motherwells
could not have told his other name-had learned
something since he came. He could pull pig-weed
for the pigs and throw it into the pen; he had learned
to detect French-weed in the grain; he could milk;
he could turn the cream-separator; he could wash dishes
and churn, and he did it all with a willingness, a
cheerfulness that would have appealed favourably to
almost any other farmer in the neighbourhood, but
the lines had fallen to Arthur in a stony place, and
his employer did not notice him at all unless to find
fault with him. Yet he bore it all with good
humour. He had come to Canada to learn to farm.
The only real grievance he had was
that he could not get his “tub.” The
night he arrived, dusty and travel-stained after his
long journey, he had asked for his “tub,”
but Mr. Motherwell had told him in language he had
never heard before-that there was no tub
of his around the establishment, that he knew of,
and that he could go down and have a dip in the river
on Sunday if he wanted to. Then he had conducted
him with the lantern to his bed in the loft of the
granary.
A rickety ladder led up to the bed,
which was upon a temporary floor laid about half way
across the width of the granary. Bags of musty
smelling wheat stood at one end of this little room.
Evidently Mr. Motherwell wished to discourage sleep-walking
in his hired help, for the floor ended abruptly and
a careless somnambulist would be precipitated on the
old fanning mill, harrow teeth and other debris which
littered the floor below.
The young Englishman reeled unsteadily
going up the ladder. He could still feel the
chug-chug-chug of the ocean liner’s engines and
had to hold tight to the ladder’s splintered
rungs to preserve his equilibrium.
Mr. Motherwell raised the lantern with sudden interest.
“Say,” he said, more cheerfully
than he had yet spoken, “you haven’t been
drinking, have you?”
“Intoxicants, do you mean?”
the Englishman asked, without turning around.
“No, I do not drink.”
“You didn’t happen to
bring anything over with you, did you, for seasickness
on the boat?” Mr. Motherwell queried anxiously,
holding the lantern above his head.
“No, I did not,” the young man said laconically.
“Turn out at five to-morrow
morning then,” his employer snapped in evident
disappointment, and he lowered the lantern so quickly
that it went out.
The young man lay down upon his hard
bed. His utter weariness was a blessing to him
that night, for not even the racing mice, the musty
smells or the hardness of his straw bed could keep
him from slumber.
In what seemed to him but a few minutes,
he was awakened by a loud knocking on the door below,
voices shouted, a dog barked, cow-bells jangled; he
could hear doors banging everywhere, a faint streak
of sunlight lay wan and pale on the mud-plastered
walls.
“By Jove!” he said yawning,
“I know now what Kipling meant when he said
‘the dawn comes up like thunder.’”
A few weeks after Arthur’s arrival,
Mrs. Motherwell called him from the barn, where he
sat industriously mending bags, to unhitch her horse
from the buggy. She had just driven home from
Millford. Nobody had taken the trouble to show
Arthur how it was done.
“Any fool ought to know,” Mr. Motherwell
said.
Arthur came running from the barn
with his hat in his hand. He grasped the horse
firmly by the bridle and led him toward the barn.
As they came near the water trough the horse began
to show signs of thirst. Arthur led him to the
trough, but the horse tossed his head and was unable
to get it near the water on account of the check.
Arthur watched him a few moments with
gathering perplexity.
“I can’t lift this water
vessel,” he said, looking at the horse reproachfully.
“It’s too heavy, don’t you know.
Hold! I have it,” he cried with exultation
beaming in his face; and making a dash for the horse
he unfastened the crupper.
But the exultation soon died from
his face, for the horse still tossed his head in the
vain endeavour to reach the water.
“My word!” he said, wrinkling
his forehead, “I believe I shall have to lift
the water-vessel yet, though it is hardly fit to lift,
it is so wet and nasty.” Arthur spoke with
a deliciously soft Kentish accent, guiltless of r’s
and with a softening of the h’s that was irresistible.
A light broke over his face again.
He went behind the buggy and lifted the hind wheels.
While he was holding up the wheels and craning his
neck around the back of the buggy to see if his efforts
were successful, Jim Russell came into the yard, riding
his dun-coloured pony Chiniquy.
He stood still in astonishment.
Then the meaning of it came to him and he rolled off
Chiniquy’s back, shaking with silent laughter.
“Come, come, Arthur,”
he said as soon as he could speak. “Stop
trying to see how strong you are. Don’t
you see the horse wants a drink?”
With a perfectly serious face Jim
unfastened the check, whereupon the horse’s
head was lowered at once, and he drank in long gulps
the water that had so long mocked him with its nearness.
“Oh, thank you, Mr. Russell,”
the Englishman cried delightedly. “Thanks
awfully, it is monstrously clever of you to know how
to do everything. I wish I could go and live
with you. I believe I could learn to farm if
I were with you.”
Jim looked at his eager face so cruelly
bitten by mosquitoes.
“I’ll tell you, Arthur,”
he said smiling, “I haven’t any need for
a man to work, but I suppose I might hire you to keep
the mosquitoes off the horses. They wouldn’t
look at Chiniquy, I am sure, if they could get a nip
at you.”
The Englishman looked perplexed.
“You are learning as well as
any person could learn,” Jim said kindly.
“I think you are doing famously. No person
is particularly bright at work entirely new.
Don’t be a bit discouraged, old man, you’ll
be a rich land-owner some day, proprietor of the A.
J. Wemyss Stock Farm, writing letters to the agricultural
papers, judge of horses at the fairs, giving lectures
at dairy institutes-oh, I think I see you,
Arthur!”
“You are chaffing me,” Arthur said smiling.
“Indeed I am not. I am
very much in earnest. I have seen more unlikely
looking young fellows than you do wonderful things
in a short time, and just to help along the good work
I am going to show you a few things about taking off
harness that may be useful to you when you are president
of the Agricultural Society of South Cypress, or some
other fortunate municipality.”
Arthur’s face brightened.
“Oh, thank you, Mr. Russell,” he said.
That night Arthur wrote home a letter
that would have made an appropriate circular for the
Immigration Department to send to prospective settlers.