Okochee, in Georgia, had a boom, and
J. Pinkney Bloom came out of it with a “wad.”
Okochee came out of it with a half-million-dollar
debt, a two and a half per cent. city property tax,
and a city council that showed a propensity for traveling
the back streets of the town. These things came
about through a fatal resemblance of the river Cooloosa
to the Hudson, as set forth and expounded by a Northern
tourist. Okochee felt that New York should not
be allowed to consider itself the only alligator in
the swamp, so to speak. And then that harmless,
but persistent, individual so numerous in the South the
man who is always clamoring for more cotton mills,
and is ready to take a dollar’s worth of stock,
provided he can borrow the dollar that man
added his deadly work to the tourist’s innocent
praise, and Okochee fell.
The Cooloosa River winds through a
range of small mountains, passes Okochee and then
blends its waters trippingly, as fall the mellifluous
Indian syllables, with the Chattahoochee.
Okochee rose, as it were, from its
sunny seat on the post-office stoop, hitched up its
suspender, and threw a granite dam two hundred and
forty feet long and sixty feet high across the Cooloosa
one mile above the town. Thereupon, a dimpling,
sparkling lake backed up twenty miles among the little
mountains. Thus in the great game of municipal
rivalry did Okochee match that famous drawing card,
the Hudson. It was conceded that nowhere could
the Palisades be judged superior in the way of scenery
and grandeur. Following the picture card was
played the ace of commercial importance. Fourteen
thousand horsepower would this dam furnish.
Cotton mills, factories, and manufacturing plants would
rise up as the green corn after a shower. The
spindle and the flywheel and turbine would sing the
shrewd glory of Okochee. Along the picturesque
heights above the lake would rise in beauty the costly
villas and the splendid summer residences of capital.
The naphtha launch of the millionaire would spit
among the romantic coves; the verdured hills would
take formal shapes of terrace, lawn, and park.
Money would be spent like water in Okochee, and water
would be turned into money.
The fate of the good town is quickly
told. Capital decided not to invest. Of
all the great things promised, the scenery alone came
to fulfilment. The wooded peaks, the impressive
promontories of solemn granite, the beautiful green
slants of bank and ravine did all they could to reconcile
Okochee to the delinquency of miserly gold. The
sunsets gilded the dreamy draws and coves with a minting
that should charm away heart-burning. Okochee,
true to the instinct of its blood and clime, was lulled
by the spell. It climbed out of the arena, loosed
its suspender, sat down again on the post-office stoop,
and took a chew. It consoled itself by drawling
sarcasms at the city council which was not to blame,
causing the fathers, as has been said, to seek back
streets and figure perspiringly on the sinking fund
and the appropriation for interest due.
The youth of Okochee they
who were to carry into the rosy future the burden
of the debt accepted failure with youth’s
uncalculating joy. For, here was sport, aquatic
and nautical, added to the meagre round of life’s
pleasures. In yachting caps and flowing neckties
they pervaded the lake to its limits. Girls
wore silk waists embroidered with anchors in blue
and pink. The trousers of the young men widened
at the bottom, and their hands were proudly calloused
by the oft-plied oar. Fishermen were under the
spell of a deep and tolerant joy. Sailboats
and rowboats furrowed the lenient waves, popcorn and
ice-cream booths sprang up about the little wooden
pier. Two small excursion steamboats were built,
and plied the delectable waters. Okochee philosophically
gave up the hope of eating turtle soup with a gold
spoon, and settled back, not ill content, to its regular
diet of lotus and fried hominy. And out of this
slow wreck of great expectations rose up J. Pinkney
Bloom with his “wad” and his prosperous,
cheery smile.
Needless to say J. Pinkney was no
product of Georgia soil. He came out of that
flushed and capable region known as the “North.”
He called himself a “promoter”; his enemies
had spoken of him as a “grafter”; Okochee
took a middle course, and held him to be no better
nor no worse than a “Yank.”
Far up the lake eighteen
miles above the town the eye of this cheerful
camp-follower of booms had spied out a graft.
He purchased there a precipitous tract of five hundred
acres at forty-five cents per acre; and this he laid
out and subdivided as the city of Skyland the
Queen City of the Switzerland of the South. Streets
and avenues were surveyed; parks designed; corners
of central squares reserved for the “proposed”
opera house, board of trade, lyceum, market, public
schools, and “Exposition Hall.”
The price of lots ranged from five to five hundred
dollars. Positively, no lot would be priced higher
than five hundred dollars.
While the boom was growing in Okochee,
J. Pinkney’s circulars, maps, and prospectuses
were flying through the mails to every part of the
country. Investors sent in their money by post,
and the Skyland Real Estate Company (J. Pinkney
Bloom) returned to each a deed, duly placed on record,
to the best lot, at the price, on hand that day.
All this time the catamount screeched upon the reserved
lot of the Skyland Board of Trade, the opossum swung
by his tail over the site of the exposition hall,
and the owl hooted a melancholy recitative to his audience
of young squirrels in opera house square. Later,
when the money was coming in fast, J. Pinkney caused
to be erected in the coming city half a dozen cheap
box houses, and persuaded a contingent of indigent
natives to occupy them, thereby assuming the rôle of
“population” in subsequent prospectuses,
which became, accordingly, more seductive and remunerative.
So, when the dream faded and Okochee
dropped back to digging bait and nursing its two and
a half per cent. tax, J. Pinkney Bloom (unloving of
checks and drafts and the cold interrogatories of bankers)
strapped about his fifty-two-inch waist a soft leather
belt containing eight thousand dollars in big bills,
and said that all was very good.
One last trip he was making to Skyland
before departing to other salad fields. Skyland
was a regular post-office, and the steamboat, Dixie
Belle, under contract, delivered the mail bag (generally
empty) twice a week. There was a little business
there to be settled the postmaster was
to be paid off for his light but lonely services, and
the “inhabitants” had to be furnished with
another month’s homely rations, as per agreement.
And then Skyland would know J. Pinkney Bloom no more.
The owners of these precipitous, barren, useless lots
might come and view the scene of their invested credulity,
or they might leave them to their fit tenants, the
wild hog and the browsing deer. The work of
the Skyland Real Estate Company was finished.
The little steamboat Dixie Belle
was about to shove off on her regular up-the-lake
trip, when a rickety hired carriage rattled up to
the pier, and a tall, elderly gentleman, in black,
stepped out, signaling courteously but vivaciously
for the boat to wait. Time was of the least
importance in the schedule of the Dixie Belle;
Captain MacFarland gave the order, and the boat received
its ultimate two passengers. For, upon the arm
of the tall, elderly gentleman, as he crossed the
gangway, was a little elderly lady, with a gray curl
depending quaintly forward of her left ear.
Captain MacFarland was at the wheel;
therefore it seemed to J. Pinkney Bloom, who was the
only other passenger, that it should be his to play
the part of host to the boat’s new guests, who
were, doubtless, on a scenery-viewing expedition.
He stepped forward, with that translucent, child-candid
smile upon his fresh, pink countenance, with that air
of unaffected sincerity that was redeemed from bluffness
only by its exquisite calculation, with that promptitude
and masterly decision of manner that so well suited
his calling with all his stock in trade
well to the front; he stepped forward to receive Colonel
and Mrs. Peyton Blaylock. With the grace of
a grand marshal or a wedding usher, he escorted the
two passengers to a side of the upper deck, from which
the scenery was supposed to present itself to the observer
in increased quantity and quality. There, in
comfortable steamer chairs, they sat and began to
piece together the random lines that were to form an
intelligent paragraph in the big history of little
events.
“Our home, sir,” said
Colonel Blaylock, removing his wide-brimmed, rather
shapeless black felt hat, “is in Holly Springs Holly
Springs, Georgia. I am very proud to make your
acquaintance, Mr. Bloom. Mrs. Blaylock and myself
have just arrived in Okochee this morning, sir, on
business business of importance in connection
with the recent rapid march of progress in this section
of our state.”
The Colonel smoothed back, with a
sweeping gesture, his long, smooth, locks. His
dark eyes, still fiery under the heavy black brows,
seemed inappropriate to the face of a business man.
He looked rather to be an old courtier handed down
from the reign of Charles, and re-attired in a modern
suit of fine, but raveling and seam-worn, broadcloth.
“Yes, sir,” said Mr. Bloom,
in his heartiest prospectus voice, “things have
been whizzing around Okochee. Biggest industrial
revival and waking up to natural resources Georgia
ever had. Did you happen to squeeze in on the
ground floor in any of the gilt-edged grafts, Colonel?”
“Well, sir,” said the
Colonel, hesitating in courteous doubt, “if I
understand your question, I may say that I took the
opportunity to make an investment that I believe will
prove quite advantageous yes, sir, I believe
it will result in both pecuniary profit and agreeable
occupation.”
“Colonel Blaylock,” said
the little elderly lady, shaking her gray curl and
smiling indulgent explanation at J. Pinkney Bloom,
“is so devoted to businesss. He has such
a talent for financiering and markets and investments
and those kind of things. I think myself extremely
fortunate in having secured him for a partner on life’s
journey I am so unversed in those formidable
but very useful branches of learning.”
Colonel Blaylock rose and made a bow a
bow that belonged with silk stockings and lace ruffles
and velvet.
“Practical affairs,” he
said, with a wave of his hand toward the promoter,
“are, if I may use the comparison, the garden
walks upon which we tread through life, viewing upon
either side of us the flowers which brighten that
journey. It is my pleasure to be able to lay
out a walk or two. Mrs. Blaylock, sir, is one
of those fortunate higher spirits whose mission it
is to make the flowers grow. Perhaps, Mr. Bloom,
you have perused the lines of Lorella, the Southern
poetess. That is the name above which Mrs. Blaylock
has contributed to the press of the South for many
years.”
“Unfortunately,” said
Mr. Bloom, with a sense of the loss clearly written
upon his frank face, “I’m like the Colonel in
the walk-making business myself and I haven’t
had time to even take a sniff at the flowers.
Poetry is a line I never dealt in. It must be
nice, though quite nice.”
“It is the region,” smiled
Mrs. Blaylock, “in which my soul dwells.
My shawl, Peyton, if you please the breeze
comes a little chilly from yon verdured hills.”
The Colonel drew from the tail pocket
of his coat a small shawl of knitted silk and laid
it solicitously about the shoulders of the lady.
Mrs. Blaylock sighed contentedly, and turned her expressive
eyes still as clear and unworldly as a
child’s upon the steep slopes that
were slowly slipping past. Very fair and stately
they looked in the clear morning air. They seemed
to speak in familiar terms to the responsive spirit
of Lorella. “My native hills!” she
murmured, dreamily. “See how the foliage
drinks the sunlight from the hollows and dells.”
“Mrs. Blaylock’s maiden
days,” said the Colonel, interpreting her mood
to J. Pinkney Bloom, “were spent among the mountains
of northern Georgia. Mountain air and mountain
scenery recall to her those days. Holly Springs,
where we have lived for twenty years, is low and flat.
I fear that she may have suffered in health and spirits
by so long a residence there. That is one portent
reason for the change we are making. My dear,
can you not recall those lines you wrote entitled,
I think, ’The Georgia Hills’ the
poem that was so extensively copied by the Southern
press and praised so highly by the Atlanta critics?”
Mrs. Blaylock turned a glance of speaking
tenderness upon the Colonel, fingered for a moment
the silvery curl that drooped upon her bosom, then
looked again toward the mountains. Without preliminary
or affectation or demurral she began, in rather thrilling
and more deeply pitched tones to recite these lines:
“The Georgia hills, the Georgia
hills!
Oh, heart, why dost thou pine?
Are not these sheltered lowlands fair
With mead and bloom and vine?
Ah! as the slow-paced river here
Broods on its natal rills
My spirit drifts, in longing sweet,
Back to the Georgia hills.
“And through the close-drawn, curtained
night
I steal on sleep’s slow
wings
Back to my heart’s ease slopes
of pine
Where end my wanderings.
Oh, heaven seems nearer from their tops
And farther earthly ills
Even in dreams, if I may but
Dream of my Georgia hills.
The grass upon their orchard sides
Is a fine couch to me;
The common note of each small bird
Passes all minstrelsy.
It would not seem so dread a thing
If, when the Reaper wills,
He might come there and take my hand
Up in the Georgia hills.”
“That’s great stuff, ma’am,”
said J. Pinkney Bloom, enthusiastically, when the
poetess had concluded. “I wish I had looked
up poetry more than I have. I was raised in
the pine hills myself.”
“The mountains ever call to
their children,” murmured Mrs. Blaylock.
“I feel that life will take on the rosy hue
of hope again in among these beautiful hills.
Peyton a little taste of the currant wine,
if you will be so good. The journey, though
delightful in the extreme, slightly fatigues me.”
Colonel Blaylock again visited the depths of his
prolific coat, and produced a tightly corked, rough,
black bottle. Mr. Bloom was on his feet in an
instant.
“Let me bring a glass, ma’am.
You come along, Colonel there’s a
little table we can bring, too. Maybe we can
scare up some fruit or a cup of tea on board.
I’ll ask Mac.”
Mrs. Blaylock reclined at ease.
Few royal ladies have held their royal prerogative
with the serene grace of the petted Southern woman.
The Colonel, with an air as gallant and assiduous
as in the days of his courtship, and J. Pinkney Bloom,
with a ponderous agility half professional and half
directed by some resurrected, unnamed, long-forgotten
sentiment, formed a diversified but attentive court.
The currant wine wine home made from the
Holly Springs fruit went round, and then
J. Pinkney began to hear something of Holly Springs
life.
It seemed (from the conversation of
the Blaylocks) that the Springs was decadent.
A third of the population had moved away. Business and
the Colonel was an authority on business had
dwindled to nothing. After carefully studying
the field of opportunities open to capital he had
sold his little property there for eight hundred dollars
and invested it in one of the enterprises opened up
by the book in Okochee.
“Might I inquire, sir,”
said Mr. Bloom, “in what particular line of
business you inserted your coin? I know that
town as well as I know the regulations for illegal
use of the mails. I might give you a hunch as
to whether you can make the game go or not.”
J. Pinkney, somehow, had a kindly
feeling toward these unsophisticated representatives
of by-gone days. They were so simple, impractical,
and unsuspecting. He was glad that he happened
not to have a gold brick or a block of that western
Bad Boy Silver Mine stock along with him. He
would have disliked to unload on people he liked so
well as he did these; but there are some temptations
toe enticing to be resisted.
“No, sir,” said Colonel
Blaylock, pausing to arrange the queen’s wrap.
“I did not invest in Okochee. I have made
an exhaustive study of business conditions, and I
regard old settled towns as unfavorable fields in
which to place capital that is limited in amount.
Some months ago, through the kindness of a friend,
there came into my hands a map and description of
this new town of Skyland that has been built upon
the lake. The description was so pleasing, the
future of the town set forth in such convincing arguments,
and its increasing prosperity portrayed in such an
attractive style that I decided to take advantage
of the opportunity it offered. I carefully selected
a lot in the centre of the business district, although
its price was the highest in the schedule five
hundred dollars and made the purchase at
once.”
“Are you the man I
mean, did you pay five hundred dollars for a lot in
Skyland” asked J. Pinkney Bloom.
“I did, sir,” answered
the Colonel, with the air of a modest millionaire
explaining his success; “a lot most excellently
situated on the same square with the opera house,
and only two squares from the board of trade.
I consider the purchase a most fortuitous one.
It is my intention to erect a small building upon
it at once, and open a modest book and stationery
store. During past years I have met with many
pecuniary reverses, and I now find it necessary to
engage in some commercial occupation that will furnish
me with a livelihood. The book and stationery
business, though an humble one, seems to me not inapt
nor altogether uncongenial. I am a graduate of
the University of Virginia; and Mrs. Blaylock’s
really wonderful acquaintance with belles-lettres
and poetic literature should go far toward insuring
success. Of course, Mrs. Blaylock would not personally
serve behind the counter. With the nearly three
hundred dollars I have remaining I can manage the
building of a house, by giving a lien on the lot.
I have an old friend in Atlanta who is a partner
in a large book store, and he has agreed to furnish
me with a stock of goods on credit, on extremely easy
terms. I am pleased to hope, sir, that Mrs. Blaylock’s
health and happiness will be increased by the change
of locality. Already I fancy I can perceive the
return of those roses that were once the hope and
despair of Georgia cavaliers.”
Again followed that wonderful bow,
as the Colonel lightly touched the pale cheek of the
poetess. Mrs. Blaylock, blushing like a girl,
shook her curl and gave the Colonel an arch, reproving
tap. Secret of eternal youth where
art thou? Every second the answer comes “Here,
here, here.” Listen to thine own heartbeats,
O weary seeker after external miracles.
“Those years,” said Mrs.
Blaylock, “in Holly Springs were long, long,
long. But now is the promised land in sight.
Skyland! a lovely name.”
“Doubtless,” said the
Colonel, “we shall be able to secure comfortable
accommodations at some modest hotel at reasonable rates.
Our trunks are in Okochee, to be forwarded when we
shall have made permanent arrangements.”
J. Pinkney Bloom excused himself,
went forward, and stood by the captain at the wheel.
“Mac,” said he, “do
you remember my telling you once that I sold one of
those five-hundred-dollar lots in Skyland?”
“Seems I do,” grinned Captain MacFarland.
“I’m not a coward, as
a general rule,” went on the promoter, “but
I always said that if I ever met the sucker that bought
that lot I’d run like a turkey. Now, you
see that old babe-in-the-wood over there? Well,
he’s the boy that drew the prize. That
was the only five-hundred-dollar lot that went.
The rest ranged from ten dollars to two hundred.
His wife writes poetry. She’s invented
one about the high grounds of Georgia, that’s
way up in G. They’re going to Skyland to open
a book store.”
“Well,” said MacFarland,
with another grin, “it’s a good thing you
are along, J. P.; you can show ’em around town
until they begin to feel at home.”
“He’s got three hundred
dollars left to build a house and store with,”
went on J. Pinkney, as if he were talking to himself.
“And he thinks there’s an open house
up there.”
Captain MacFarland released the wheel
long enough to give his leg a roguish slap.
“You old fat rascal!” he chuckled, with
a wink.
“Mac, you’re a fool,”
said J. Pinkney Bloom, coldly. He went back and
joined the Blaylocks, where he sat, less talkative,
with that straight furrow between his brows that always
stood as a signal of schemes being shaped within.
“There’s a good many swindles
connected with these booms,” he said presently.
“What if this Skyland should turn out to be
one that is, suppose business should be
sort of dull there, and no special sale for books?”
“My dear sir,” said Colonel
Blaylock, resting his hand upon the back of his wife’s
chair, “three times I have been reduced to almost
penury by the duplicity of others, but I have not
yet lost faith in humanity. If I have been deceived
again, still we may glean health and content, if not
worldly profit. I am aware that there are dishonest
schemers in the world who set traps for the unwary,
but even they are not altogether bad. My dear,
can you recall those verses entitled ’He Giveth
the Increase,’ that you composed for the choir
of our church in Holly Springs?”
“That was four years ago,”
said Mrs. Blaylock; “perhaps I can repeat a
verse or two.
“The lily springs from the rotting
mould;
Pearls from the deep sea slime;
Good will come out of Nazareth
All in God’s own time.
“To the hardest heart the softening
grace
Cometh, at last, to bless;
Guiding it right to help and cheer
And succor in distress.
“I cannot remember the rest.
The lines were not ambitious. They were written
to the music composed by a dear friend.”
“It’s a fine rhyme, just
the same,” declared Mr. Bloom. “It
seems to ring the bell, all right. I guess I
gather the sense of it. It means that the rankest
kind of a phony will give you the best end of it once
in a while.”
Mr. Bloom strayed thoughtfully back
to the captain, and stood meditating.
“Ought to be in sight of the
spires and gilded domes of Skyland now in a few minutes,”
chirruped MacFarland, shaking with enjoyment.
“Go to the devil,” said Mr. Bloom, still
pensive.
And now, upon the left bank, they
caught a glimpse of a white village, high up on the
hills, smothered among green trees. That was
Cold Branch no boom town, but the slow
growth of many years. Cold Branch lay on the
edge of the grape and corn lands. The big country
road ran just back of the heights. Cold Branch
had nothing in common with the frisky ambition of
Okochee with its impertinent lake.
“Mac,” said J. Pinkney
suddenly, “I want you to stop at Cold Branch.
There’s a landing there that they made to use
sometimes when the river was up.”
“Can’t,” said the
captain, grinning more broadly. “I’ve
got the United States mails on board. Right
to-day this boat’s in the government service.
Do you want to have the poor old captain keelhauled
by Uncle Sam? And the great city of Skyland,
all disconsolate, waiting for its mail? I’m
ashamed of your extravagance, J. P.”
“Mac,” almost whispered
J. Pinkney, in his danger-line voice, “I looked
into the engine room of the Dixie Belle a while
ago. Don’t you know of somebody that needs
a new boiler? Cement and black Japan can’t
hide flaws from me. And then, those shares of
building and loan that you traded for repairs they
were all yours, of course. I hate to mention
these things, but ”
“Oh, come now, J. P.,”
said the captain. “You know I was just
fooling. I’ll put you off at Cold Branch,
if you say so.”
“The other passengers get off
there, too,” said Mr. Bloom.
Further conversation was held, and
in ten minutes the Dixie Belle turned her nose
toward a little, cranky wooden pier on the left bank,
and the captain, relinquishing the wheel to a roustabout,
came to the passenger deck and made the remarkable
announcement: “All out for Skyland.”
The Blaylocks and J. Pinkney Bloom
disembarked, and the Dixie Belle proceeded
on her way up the lake. Guided by the indefatigable
promoter, they slowly climbed the steep hillside, pausing
often to rest and admire the view. Finally they
entered the village of Cold Branch. Warmly both
the Colonel and his wife praised it for its homelike
and peaceful beauty. Mr. Bloom conducted them
to a two-story building on a shady street that bore
the legend, “Pine-top Inn.” Here
he took his leave, receiving the cordial thanks of
the two for his attentions, the Colonel remarking
that he thought they would spend the remainder of the
day in rest, and take a look at his purchase on the
morrow.
J. Pinkney Bloom walked down Cold
Branch’s main street. He did not know
this town, but he knew towns, and his feet did not
falter. Presently he saw a sign over a door:
“Frank E. Cooly, Attorney-at-Law and Notary
Public.” A young man was Mr. Cooly, and
awaiting business.
“Get your hat, son,” said
Mr. Bloom, in his breezy way, “and a blank deed,
and come along. It’s a job for you.”
“Now,” he continued, when
Mr. Cooly had responded with alacrity, “is there
a bookstore in town?”
“One,” said the lawyer. “Henry
Williams’s.”
“Get there,” said Mr. Bloom. “We’re
going to buy it.”
Henry Williams was behind his counter.
His store was a small one, containing a mixture of
books, stationery, and fancy rubbish. Adjoining
it was Henry’s home a decent cottage,
vine-embowered and cosy. Henry was lank and
soporific, and not inclined to rush his business.
“I want to buy your house and
store,” said Mr. Bloom. “I haven’t
got time to dicker name your price.”
“It’s worth eight hundred,”
said Henry, too much dazed to ask more than its value.
“Shut that door,” said
Mr. Bloom to the lawyer. Then he tore off his
coat and vest, and began to unbutton his shirt.
“Wanter fight about it, do yer?”
said Henry Williams, jumping up and cracking his heels
together twice. “All right, hunky sail
in and cut yer capers.”
“Keep your clothes on,”
said Mr. Bloom. “I’m only going down
to the bank.”
He drew eight one-hundred-dollar bills
from his money belt and planked them down on the counter.
Mr. Cooly showed signs of future promise, for he
already had the deed spread out, and was reaching across
the counter for the ink bottle. Never before
or since was such quick action had in Cold Branch.
“Your name, please?” asked the lawyer.
“Make it out to Peyton Blaylock,”
said Mr. Bloom. “God knows how to spell
it.”
Within thirty minutes Henry Williams
was out of business, and Mr. Bloom stood on the brick
sidewalk with Mr. Cooly, who held in his hand the
signed and attested deed.
“You’ll find the party
at the Pinetop Inn,” said J. Pinkney Bloom.
“Get it recorded, and take it down and give
it to him. He’ll ask you a hell’s
mint of questions; so here’s ten dollars for
the trouble you’ll have in not being able to
answer ’em. Never run much to poetry, did
you, young man?”
“Well,” said the really
talented Cooly, who even yet retained his right mind,
“now and then.”
“Dig into it,” said Mr.
Bloom, “it’ll pay you. Never heard
a poem, now, that run something like this, did you?
A good thing out of Nazareth
Comes up sometimes, I guess,
On hand, all right, to help and cheer
A sucker in distress.”
“I believe not,” said Mr. Cooly.
“It’s a hymn,” said
J. Pinkney Bloom. “Now, show me the way
to a livery stable, son, for I’m going to hit
the dirt road back to Okochee.”