A STORY OF ARKANSAS
Sist’ Esmeralda Humphreys was
not present at the meeting of Zion Hard-shell Baptist
Church. It is questionable whether there had been
any such meeting had she been likely to attend, since
how to dispense with the ministry of Sister Humphreys
was its object, and the sister was a woman of power.
But she had gone to the store for her semi-annual
settlement of account. Therefore the disaffected
in Zion raised their heads, perceiving that their
hour was come.
The “church-house” (of
a week-day the school-house) crowned a gentle rise
of ground on the outskirts of an Arkansas plantation.
It was backed by the great gum forests, where the
sun rose, while on one side, winding toward the reddening
evening skies, the cypress slash had eaten its way
through the brown clay to the Black River. Full
of mystery and uncanny beauty was the slash, its sluggish
gleam of water creeping darkly under solemn cypresses
and monstrous hackberry-trees, tinseled with cow-lilies
in summer, spattered with blood-red berries in winter,
green with delicate beauty when the cypress is in
leaf, or gray and softly brown when its short-lived
foliage falls. Did one care to deal in mystical
analogy, one might find in the slash suggestions of
the African’s undeveloped soul, where brute
and child still battle for mastery.
It was a school-house for children
of the darker race only, and only negroes were in
the little band whose hymns penetrated the wide sweep
of cotton-fields, the weird African cadences wilder
and more mournful than the hoot-owl’s oboe keening
in the forest. To-night the house was but sparsely
filled by the regular worshipers, Zion congregation
proper. Brother Zubaeel Morrow presided, because
he had once attended a district Republican convention,
where he had imbibed parliamentary lore.
“Dis meetin’ will
please come to ordah,” he announced; “is
you-all ready fo’ de question?”
“W’ are question, Bruddah
Morrow?” called out a brother in the rear seats.
“Bruddah Carroll, you is out
of ordah. Whenst I git in dis cheer an take
dis gabble,” he extended the
hatchet used, before its promotion, to chop kindling, “take
notice, I is de Cheer; you-all is to ’dress
me as ‘Mist’ Cheerman.’ You
is axin’ ’bout de question: de question
is, Shall Sist’ Esmereldy Humphreys continner
to usu’p de rights of we-alls pastor? Ain’t
dat the onderstandin’ of dis here awjence?”
Signs of approval and assent came
from the audience. The chairman, rising, took
the attitude of the white speaker whom he had admired
most at the convention, plunging one hand into the
bosom of his coat buttoned for that purpose and
gazing solemnly about him. All the colored population
of the country-side were proud of the school-house,
which was painted a neat lead color as to wood-work
and brown as to walls; with red lettering done by
a member who had followed the painter’s trade
(although not very far), declaring piously on the west
wall, “The Lord will provide,” and politely
requesting on the east wall, “Please do not
spit on the floor.” A stately blackboard
behind the teacher’s desk showed her excellent
moral sentiments and penmanship. There was no
carpet on the floor, but it was clean and the windows
glistened.
“Dis yere school-house,
dis yere chu’ch-house, are a credit to de
cullud ladies an’ gen’l’men of Zion
Baptis’ Chu’ch,” declaimed Brother
Morrow, sonorously, “an’ we-all had orter
have a pastor who w’u’d we’d
correspond. I ain’t sayin’ one word
of disparaguement of our late deseased pastor.
He be’n a good, pious man” ("Amen!”
from two half-grown lads in the rear), “but
he had a terrible sight of losses an’ troubles,
losin’ all of his chillen like he done; an’
him sick such a spell befo’ de Lawd called him
f’om grace to glory. Mabbe he didn’t
be’n eloquent like the supply we had, but Elder
W’ite had nare right to git Sist’
Lucy Tompkins to run ’way wid ’im, f’om
‘er good, kin’, respectable husban’”
(a little crumpled, elderly negro raised his head with
an air of modest pride), “an’ he done
borry two dollars an’ fifty cents of de cheer
dat I don’t expec’ nothin’ of ontwel
de jedgment day! So w’en our pastor passed
away we’all was like sheep outen a shepherd;
an’ we’en Sist’ Humphreys done offah
to keep de’ chu’ch-house clean an’
cyah on de services of Zion, an’ make no cha’ges,
we-all acceptid.”
“Mist’ Cheerman,” a
grizzled negro in decent black held up a finger, “Mist’
Cheerman, was hit Sist’ Humphreys keep dis
’ouse dis away?”
“Yes, Bruddah Moore; she are
a right good scrubber,” admitted the chairman,
while the congregation stared at the speaker, the richest
colored man in the county, who had moved into the neighborhood
recently, this being his first appearance in Zion.
“Fo’ a spell,” continued
the chairman, “t’ings went on suspiciously
enough. Sist’ Humphreys be’n an edicated
lady; an’ she is a plumb good cook. Her
preachin’ didn’t be’n whut we-all
air longin’ to heah; nare shakin’
of de soul ovah de mouf of hell, nare mo’nin’,
nare revivals; but we hilt our peace, an’
Zion attendid regular, an’ las’ socherable
gatherin’ there be’n nigh a hunderd, big
an’ little, presint ”
“And she gave us all cake and
candy and lemonade with ice in it!” a woman’s
mellow voice called out.
The heads of the congregation went
round in the direction of the voice, and a large number
of rolling black eyes stared at the school-teacher,
whose comely brown face showed that deepening of tint
which is the same as an Anglo-Saxon’s blush.
“Teacher” had been educated at Tuskegee
and was suspected of being “biggity.”
The chairman gave her a gloomy nod.
“No doubt, my sistah, no doubt hankerin’
ayfter de flesh-pots of Egypt done fotch some
po’ sinnahs t’ de altar. I ain’t
complainin’ of de carnil an’ carniferous
food she done give us, but of de spitichul nu’ishment.
I nev’ did see a mo’ner rollin’
on dis flo’ w’ilst Sist Humphreys
be’n yere. We-all be’n thirstin’
an’ famishin’ fo’ a good ol’-time
revival. But we enjured ontwel one day de glory
come on Br’er Pope, an’ he hollered, tryin’
to lif’ us all up, Amen! Amen!
Let de sinner quit sinnin’ an’ he shill
be saved!’ An’ dat ar woman she call out:
’Yes; let ‘im quit sinnin’!
Let ’im quit sellin’ of aigs to de
sto’ w’en he don’t be keepin’
only one hen!’ Dat ar remark incinerated false
an’ wicked notions ‘bout Unc’ Alick
Pope, who lives nigh de cunnel’s chicken-yard.”
(A solitary giggle from the shoolmistress.) “She
done fa’ly r’ar an’ charge ’bout
chicken-stealin’. Dat ain’t promote
edderfication nor good feelin’.”
(Groans of assent from a deeply interested audience.)
“But nex’ Sabbath come wuss.
She done announce she be’n ‘lowin’
to preach us a serious discourse on de Ten Commandmints.
Well, we-all done look dem commandmints up an’
study on dem a heap. We felt tol’able
secure on de Fust an’ Second, she lumpin’
dem togedder fo’ one out at preachin’;
an’ we sat back easy, hopin’ fo’
grace an’ true religion; but she jes slued roun’
on to conjure-cha’ms an’ such, invagin’
ag’in’ dem twell we got all de devotional
feelin’ plumb squoze outen us. Third Commandmint
we natchelly didn’t expec’ no harm of;
but ayfter de fust godly words ’bout profane
sw’arin’, ef she didn’t git on to
false sw’arin’ befo’ the gran’
jury, ‘bout crap-shootin’, en git us all
terrible oncomfortable. Nex’ command
she didn’t be’n sound on, sayin’
a heap ‘bout washin’ up in tubs Sattiddy
nights, an’ tew little ’bout de spitichul
ovservation of the holy day; an’ come down hard
on a respectid brother who sayd once, ’I isn’t
to wash in winter’; an’ sayd bad wuds ’bout
sisters dat went visitin’ Sattiddy evenin’s,
stidder washin’ up ready fo’ de holy day;
sayd some sisters nev’ did wash de po’
little tricks’ shirts, jes’ taken a new
flour-sack an’ cut holes in it. She talked
like dat ontwel it be’n right ondecent and onchristian;
an’ one sister dat’s subjec’ to fits
providenchelly done t’rowed one an’ bruk
up de meetin’. But we-all sorter done spunk
up on de Fif’ Commandmint; looked lak hit
be’n sho’ harmliss; an’ we done
fotch de chillen to learn deir juty to deir parents.
Well, dey sho’ got it! But den she
done scorched de parents mightily ’bout de ’zample
dey be’n bleeged to set de chillen. Dat
ar be’n a fearful, sufferin’ hour, an’
I nev’ did see dis yere congregation so
dry an’ havin’ to git out de pump so often.
Dey went by whole famblies; an’ befo’
she be’n frow mighty nigh ever’ las’
chil’ b’en taken outside. We didn’t
dast let ’em see frow it.” (Groans
all over the house.) “She nigh bust de chu’ch
on de Sixth Commandmint wid outrageous rema’ks
on razors. An’ nex’
Sunday comes de Seventh Commandmint, an’ we
ain’t nowise willin to enjure her handlin’
of dat, nohow.” (Deep groans of assent
from brothers and sisters alike.) “Nor de Eight’,
neider.” ("No, no!” from the seat
of Uncle Alexander Pope.) “Wust is, de
ongodly outside, de Methodists an’ de cullud
folks from de Ridge, is fixin’ to come over
an’ see we-all ripped up. De chu’ch
house be’n plumb full ever’ Sabbath, an’
we-all don’ dast stay ’way, not knowin’
what scandillous stories will be circulated.”
("Dat’s so!” “Holp, Lord!”
from earnest souls in the audience.) “An’
de chu’ch is losin’ of members. Bruddah
Dan Williams done moved away.” ("No, sah,
no, he ain’t; he b’en sent to de pen!”)
“I didn’t say how come he moved, Brudder
Carroll; he are gone. Unc’ Jim Hollis
done ’bandon his crop. Aunt Caledonia Ray
lef’ las’ week ’count of injur’us
reflections ’bout a mince pie she done mix up
by mistake wid de week’s wash she taken fum de
big house. We done pled wid Sist’ Humphreys
to quit; but she won’t quit. Now de question
am: How shill we git saved f’om Sist’
Humphreys an’ git a preacher will preach religion an’
nuffin else?”
Amid a deep hum of applause Brother
Morrow sat down. Half a dozen voices begged for
attention; but the chair recognized Sister Susannah
Belle Coffin. Sister Susannah was of exceeding
comeliness and a light-brown complexion. If report
spake truly, there was no one in Zion who had more
reason to dread a fearless and minute exposition of
the demands of the Seventh Commandment. She had
started her career as a destroyer of domestic peace
with a capital of good looks, a gift for cookery, a
voice of silver, and two small unpremeditated children.
“A single pussen like me wid two chillen,”
would be her plaintive excuse for demanding the good
offices of the brothers in cutting wood or “palin’
in her gyardin”; and too often, under the spell
of Susannah’s eyes and Susannah’s voice
and Susannah’s cooking, the end of an innocent
neighborly kindness was a jealous wife and a “parting.”
Sometimes Susannah wedded the departing husband, sometimes
she flouted him; but steadily, single or wedded, Susannah’s
little garden-plot grew more beautiful, Susannah’s
kitchen range accumulated a more dazzling array of
tin and copper, and Susannah’s best room was
more splendidly bedecked with curtains, pillow-shams,
and a gilt mirror.
At present speaking, the dark enchantress
was the lawful wedded wife of the young blacksmith,
and the whole plantation had admired to see her enter
the holy estate in white Swiss muslin and a voluminous
veil which she utilized, later, as a window-curtain.
She now inquired with much pleasing modesty of mien:
“I jes want to ask, Mist’ Cheerman, how’re
we-all to git Sist’ Humphreys to go if she don’
wanter?”
Sighs, allied to groans, bore testimony
that she had voiced the forebodings of the audience.
But a visiting brother who had the courage of his
non-residence, came to the front; he suggested that
a letter be sent to the sister, announcing the sense
of the meeting, saying that the congregation was not
edified by her ministrations and that the church-house
would be closed until a new pastor had been selected.
“De motion, as de cheer un’erstands
it, are to dismiss Sist’ Esmeraldy Humphreys
an’ shet de do’s on her,” said the
chairman. “Is what is it, Sist’
Macklin?”
He spoke kindly, and the woman whom
he addressed seemed in need of kindness, since she
was trembling visibly. She was a little creature
in the pathetic compromise for mourning which poverty
makes with grief her accustomed winter
jacket of brown, but with a somber garnishment of
crape, black ribbons on her old gray hat, and a black
border to her handkerchief.
The congregation looked at her, pityingly,
as she began in the high-pitched voice of the unaccustomed
speaker:
“Bruddah Morrow I
mean Bruddah Cheerman, I are right mortified Sist’
Humphreys done chastice you all; but I jest got to
b’ar my testimony you-all are mistaken ‘bout
her bein’ crool. Oh, dear bruddahs an’
sistahs, she ain’t! You-all knows my my
boy” she choked over the word, and
the hearers waited in mute and awkward compassion,
because her boy, the last of her children, had been
hanged at the little county-seat only a month before
for the murder of his wife “my boy
w’u’dn’t repent; he w’u’dn’t
do nuffin but cuss de woman dat fotch him dar
an’ den nebber so much look at him. I spen’
ever’ las’ cent I had on earth to try git
him off, an’ I taken de jail wash, I did, to
be nigh ‘im an’ mabbe git him a bite like
he’s uster to eat; but he w’u’dn’t
paht lips wid me; sayd I be’n a good mudder
to him, but he didn’t want to h’ar me beggin’
an’ pleadin’ wid ‘im to repent an’
make peace wid God. Oh, I did be’n in de
brack water, wadin’ deep! Look laak
I c’u’dn’t enjure hit nohow.
I reckon I does nebber be able to see so well ’cause
I cry so stiddy dem days. An’ all
de cry of my po’ ol’ hairt be’n,
‘O Lawd, I don’ no mo’ ax you to
save his life, but, O Lawd, don’ let ‘im
die cussin’! Fotch ’im ’ome!
I kin b’ar hit to have ‘im go, if he sho’
goes whar he kin be good an’ be happy an’
be safe; fo’ I does know dat boy nev’ did
aim to be mean.’ An’ w’en my
hairt be’n broke wid longin’ an’
mis’ry, Sist’ Humphreys she come.
She done holp me all fru; an’ now she went to
my boy; he hatter see her. I don’
know w’at she say; but she come back to me an’
say, ‘Praise God, dat po’ sinnah hab
foun’ peace an’ joy an’
he want his mudder!’ An’ I did come.
An’ he putt his po’ haid on my knees
jes lak w’en he be’n a li’le boy
an’ uster laff ’bout de big kin’lin’-pile
he allers keep fo’ his mammy. An’
Sist’ Humphreys, some way she git dem
jailer-men be so kin’ an’ tender to ’im,
lak I cayn’t noways tell. An’ he
did die happy. De Lawd sustain him, an’
he sustain me. Blessed be de name of de Lawd,
an’ blessed be dat ’oman dat is his ministah!”
She sank down in her seat and wept
quietly, while the impressionable African temperament
sent forth pious ejaculations: “Holp, Lawd!”
“Fotch comfort!” “Bless de mo’nahs!”
The schoolmistress was in tears, and the stalwart
young man near her openly wiped his eyes. Brother
Moore bent his brows; even Brother Morrow winked hard:
but Sister Susannah’s emotion was most in evidence;
she was sobbing violently into a pink-embroidered
handkerchief. Presently she rose to her feet.
Now Susannah was the woman who had lured the wretched
murderer through a brutal passion to a brutal crime,
and the eyes of the congregation were focused upon
her.
“Bruddahs, sistahs,” said
Susannah, in her wonderful voice, with its chords
of plaintive music, which made her hearers grin out
of sheer emotion, “I nev’ did aim to do
dat po’ young man hurt; but he sayd t’ings
to me, t’ings” she sighed and
hung her head “he hadn’t orter
have sayd, him bein’ a married man; an’
I be’n right mad at him, an’ I own up
I done him right onchristian an’ onmussiful,
for I didn’t show no sympathy or even go see
’m hanged. Now, I do repent. But it
ain’t nare preachin’ of Sist’
Humphreys done give me a brokin an’ a contrary
hairt. Her scorchin’ don’ make me
mo’n. Hit cakes up my hairt. She nev’
did have one single revival. Rev. Bulkely of
de Ridge he does have a mighty big one ever’
spring; you kin hear de screeches ‘mos’
a mile! He tol’ me hisse’f he w’u’d
be willin’ to minister a spell to dis sorely
tried flock, an’, mo’-ovah, he tol’
me dat we-all c’u’dn’t have
Sist’ Humphreys nor no woman preach to us; for
it be’n ag’in’ de rule of de Baptis’
Chu’ch. Hit be’n forbid. We cayn’t
be Baptis’ an’ keep Sist’ Humphreys.”
With meek grace Susannah resumed her
seat and the sheltering support of the blacksmith’s
arm. She had won. Now that a way of escape
was opened, a way, moreover, ending in
a dazzling vista of a “big revival,” no
sympathy for the Widow Macklin could induce Zion to
face the fiery chariots of the Seventh Commandment
driven by Sister Humphreys.
In spite of the schoolmistress’
eloquence and the stumbling speech of two boys who
tried to tell that Sister Humphreys had done a heap
for them, when the vote was put, only six of the forty-eight
persons present voted to retain the preacher.
Brother Moore declined to vote.
Susannah watched the downcast faces
of Sister Humphreys’ supporters through her
half-shut eyes and smiled her languid, mysterious smile.
But of a sudden one of the two striplings
who had spoken for Sister Humphreys left his place
by the window and ran to the door.
With instant premonition of peril,
the flock of Zion turned on the benches. A deep
intake of breath signified their dismay as there entered
a tall brown woman in widow’s weeds. She
cast a calm, full eye over the faces under the lamplights faces
already stricken awry with fear; for, notwithstanding
their numbers and apparent strength of position, dread
of the pastor insisted, as light insists through closed
eyelids.
Sister Humphreys walked with no pause
to the platform. Brother Morrow was so short
a man and she was so tall a woman that her handsome
head towered above his. She was a brown negro,
but her lighter color and her regular features and
thinner, more sensitive lips were due to no admixture
of white blood; they came from a dash of the yellow
races mixed long before her time in the Old World,
where her ancestors were barbaric princes. She
stood with the incomparable grace that is given sometimes
to the bearer of burdens, tall, erect, shapely.
She spoke in a mellow rich voice not raised a note
above its speaking tone.
“Is this heah a meetin’?”
gently interrogated Sister Humphreys of Brother Morrow,
“or have you-all done aju’ned?”
“We done aju’ned, sistah,”
Brother Morrow replied quickly, flinching from a possible
trap.
“In that case,” Sister
Humphreys argued at once, “will you kindly take
you’ seat an’ let me speak fo’ de
las’ time to Zion Baptis’ Chu’ch?”
It was impossible to refuse a hearing.
Brother Morrow shuffled into a lower seat.
“My people,” a
vague, incomprehensible thrill of apprehension and
magnetic fascination stirred the attentive faces, all
save the widow Macklin’s; hers was bent on her
own withered, toil-crooked hands while she prayed, “I
want to say, first, that I nev’ did aim to keep
on hu’tin’ you’ feelin’s.
But I am ‘bleeged to save you’ souls.
You-all know how my po’ husban’ toiled
an’ prayed. Thar’s ol’ people
who loved him an’ followed his teachin’s,
but they went to their reward, an’ he was lef’
with a generation of young niggers who feared neither
God nor man nor the grand jury lying, stealing,
with no more morals than pigs an’ no great cleaner.
It broken my po’ ol’ man’s heart,
so he hadn’t no strength to stand the breast
complaint, so he died. The last night I heard
him praying for you, an’ I come to him.
When he looked up at me I knowed I couldn’t
hold him; I knowed he ain’t never again goin’
look up at me with the light in his eyes an’
the love in his smile like he looked then. An’
I sayd to him, ‘Silas, honey, don’ you
worry ’bout that there wuthless flock of yours.
I’ll save ’em. I know the way.
I sho’ do!’ An’ he believed me;
because of his believing me his end was peace.
So you see, my people, I am ‘bleeged to save
you. I tol’ him I know the way; I do know
it. You’ pastor, who is a saint in heaven,
done used always the ways of gentleness. He preached
the love of God, an’ you swallered it down,
smiling and happy; an’ it ain’t done you-all
no mo’ good than stick candy does do a person
that done taken poison an’ needs wahm water
an’ mustard. What you-all needed didn’t
be’n loving kindness, but the terrors of the
law, an’ not strained, neider. An’
if it takes the las’ day of my pilgrimage, you’ll
git ’em till you begin to repent an’
show works meet for repentence. But when
you begin to repent, the word of mercy will
come. ’Cause when the prodigal son be’n
a long way off, his father come a-runnin’
to him. Now, hark to me: I went this evening
to the cunnel. He explained to me about the Baptis’
dis-cip-line.” (A ripple of excitement
in the audience.) “In consequence, this chu’ch
will hereayfter be the Methodis’ Zion
Chu’ch. That is why I am speaking fo’
the las’ time to Zion Baptis’ Chu’ch.
Ayfter to-night there won’t be no Zion Baptis’
Chu’ch. There ain’t no great differ_ence_
in doctrine, an’ the dis-cip-line
is more convenient. Any brother or sister desiring
it, an’ not in danger of catching col’,
can be immersed. The cunnel an’ I done talked
this over; an’ he done rented this chu’ch-house
to me. If the congregation ain’t
satisfied, they got to take to the woods. I also
got one word mo’ to say: it is that the
work of grace in this community is a right smart hampered
by the evil doings of Sister Susannah Coffin.”
Susannah and her husband were both
on their feet, both ready to speak; but something
in the attitude of the figure on the platform to which
the long lines of the mourning-veil gave a strange
suggestion of sibylline dignity, held speech away
from them. Solemnly and not with any anger, Sister
Humphreys’ eyes searched the eyes of the man
and woman before her, while the spectators held their
breath. “Wherefo’ it is bettah ever’
way,” she said slowly, “that both her an’
her husband go out from us fo’evermo’.
Bruddah Coffin, the cunnel has got another blacksmith,
an’ you ain’t got no mo’ reason fo’
stayin’ on longer. And as fo’ you,
Sister ”
“I won’t go!” shrilled
Susannah, hysterically weeping; it was with no pretense
now. “You cayn’t fo’ce me!”
“You will go, Sister,
fo’ you don’ wanter lose the young man
you got now. You will go; an’ you will
take him along of you; an’ you will go so
far he cayn’t heah no word of my sermons.
Go in peace.”
Susannah faced about, writhing between
fear and rage. “You cowards! you ornery,
pusillanimous cowards!” she flung back at the
gaping black faces. “You putt on dog when
she ain’t heah, but minute she lif’s her
han’, you cayn’t make a riffle!
Ba-h-h! S-sh!” she hissed at them like a
cat or a snake. “Come on, you fool nigger!”
she jeered, pulling at her bewildered husband’s
collar; and in this sorry fashion, but still with
her head high, she left Zion for ever.
“An’ now,” concluded
Sister Esmeralda Humphreys sedately, “let us
all try fo’ to lead a bettah life. I shall
preach nex’ Sunday on the Seventh
Commandment, an’ all them that feels they have
broke that commandment is at free liberty to stay
away. I shall expec’ to see all the res’
of you, even if ‘tis fallin’ weader.
Let us all sing befo’ we go:
“’Blest be the
tie that binds
Our hearts in
Christian love;
The fellowship of kindred
minds
Is like to that
above.’”
Brother Moore arose. “Sist’
Humphreys,” he announced, “you got de right
kin’ o’ gospil light in you. I cayn’t
jine in the singin’ ’cause since I got
my store teef I ain’t be’n able to cyar’
a chune; but I want to do sumfin de wuk er grace;
an’ I got up to say dat de nex’
socherble gatherin’ I’ll donate de lemons.”
“Dis meetin’ accep’s
with t’anks,” shouted Brother Morrow.
“Now, le’s show our beloved pastor the
clouds is swep’ away! All sing!”
And never had so noble a burst of
melody wakened the echoes along the moonlit road as
that which made the colonel outside turn, smiling,
in his saddle.
“She didn’t need me,”
he mused. “Well, so much the better.
I reckon they need a good despot, and they’ve
got one, all right.”