“Which of them is idealizing?”
This was the question that I asked myself, next morning,
in my boarding-house, as I dressed for breakfast;
the next morning is-at least I have always
found it so-an excellent time for searching
questions; and to-day I had waked up no longer beneath
the strong, gentle spell of the churchyard. A
bright sun was shining over the eastern waters of
the town, I could see from my upper veranda the thousand
flashes of the waves; the steam yacht rode placidly
and competently among them, while a coastwise steamer
was sailing by her, out to sea, to Savannah, or New
York; the general world was going on, and-which
of them was idealizing? It mightn’t be so
bad, after all. Hadn’t I, perhaps, over-sentimentalized
to myself the case of John Mayrant? Hadn’t
I imagined for him ever so much more anxiety than the
boy actually felt? For people can idealize down
just as readily as they can idealize up. Of Miss
Hortense Rieppe I had now two partial portraits-one
by the displeased aunts, the other by their chivalric
nephew; in both she held between her experienced lips,
a cigarette; there the similarity ceased. And
then, there was the toboggan fire-escape. Well,
I must meet the living original before I could decide
whether (for me, at any rate) she was the “brute”
as seen by the eyes of Mrs. Gregory St. Michael, or
the “really nice girl” who was going to
marry John Mayrant on Wednesday week. Just at
this point my thoughts brought up hard again at the
cake. No; I couldn’t swallow that any better
this morning than yesterday afternoon! Allow the
gentleman to pay for the feast! Better to have
omitted all feast; nothing simpler, and it would have
been at least dignified, even if arid. But then,
there was the lady (a cousin or an aunt-I
couldn’t remember which this morning) who had
told me she wasn’t solicitous. What did
she mean by that? And she had looked quite queer
when she spoke about the phosphates. Oh, yes,
to be sure, she was his intimate aunt! Where,
by the way, was Miss Rieppe?
By the time I had eaten my breakfast
and walked up Worship Street to the post-office I
was full of it all again; my searching thoughts hadn’t
simplified a single point. I always called for
my mail at the post-office, because I got it sooner;
it didn’t come to the boarding-house before
I had departed on my quest for royal blood, whereas,
this way, I simply got my letters at the corner of
Court and Worship streets and walked diagonally across
and down Court a few steps to my researches, which
I could vary and alleviate by reading and answering
news from home.
It was from Aunt Carola that I heard
to-day. Only a little of what she said will interest
you. There had been a delightful meeting of the
Selected Salic Scions. The Baltimore Chapter had
paid her Chapter a visit. Three ladies and one
very highly connected young gentleman had come-an
encouragingly full and enthusiastic meeting. They
had lunched upon cocoa, sherry, and croquettes, after
which all had been more than glad to listen to a paper
read by a descendant of Edward the Third and the young
gentleman, a descendant of Catherine of Aragon, had
recited a beautiful original poem, entitled “My
Queen Grandmother.” Aunt Carola regretted
that I could not have had the pleasure and the benefit
of this meeting, the young gentleman had turned out
to be, also, a refined and tasteful musician, playing,
upon the piano a favorite gavotte of Louis the Thirteenth
“And while you are in Kings Port,” my aunt
said; “I expect you to profit by associating
with the survivors of our good American society-people
such as one could once meet everywhere when I was
young, but who have been destroyed by the invasion
of the proletariat. You are in the last citadel
of good-breeding. By the way, find out, if you
can, if any of the Bombo connection are extant;
as through them I should like, if possible, to establish
a chapter of the Scions in South Carolina. Have
you, met a Miss Rieppe, a decidedly striking young
woman, who says she is from Kings Port, and who recently
passed through here with a very common man dancing
attendance on her? He owns the Hermana, and she
is said to be engaged to him.”
This wasn’t as good as meeting
Miss Rieppe myself; but the new angle at which I got
her from my Aunt was distinctly a contribution toward
the young woman’s likeness; I felt that I should
know her at sight, if ever she came within seeing
distance. And it would be entertaining to find
that she was a Bombo; but that could wait; what
couldn’t wait was the Hermana. I postponed
the Fannings, hurried by the door where they waited
for me, and, coming to the end of Court Street, turned
to the right and sought among the wharves the nearest
vista that could give me a view of the harbor.
Between the silent walls of commerce desolated, and
by the empty windows from which Prosperity once looked
out, I threaded my way to a point upon the town’s
eastern edge. Yes, that was the steam yacht’s
name - the Hermana. I didn’t make it
out myself, she lay a trifle too far from shore; but
I could read from a little fluttering pennant that
her owner was not on board; and from the second loafer
whom I questioned I learned, besides her name, that
she had come from New York here to meet her owner,
whose name he did not know and whose arrival was still
indefinite. This was not very much to find out;
but it was so much more than I had found out about
the Fannings that, although I now faithfully returned
to my researches, and sat over open books until noon,
I couldn’t tell you a word of what I read.
Where was Miss Rieppe, and where was the owner of
the Hermana? Also, precisely how ill was the hero
of Chattanooga, her poor dear father?
At the Exchange I opened the door upon a conversation which,
in consequence, broke off abruptly; but this much I came in for:-
“Nothing but the slightest bruise
above his eye. The other one is in bed.”
It was the severe lady who said this;
I mean that lady who, among all the severe ones I
had met, seemed capable of the highest exercise of
this quality, although she had not exercised it in
my presence. She looked, in her veil and her
black street dress, as aloof, and as coldly scornful
of the present day, as she had seemed when sitting
over her embroidery; but it was not of 1818, or even
1840, that she had been talking just now - it
was this morning that somebody was bruised, somebody
was in bed.
The handsome lady acknowledged my salutation completely, but
not encouragingly, and then, on the threshold, exchanged these parting sentences
with the girl behind the counter:-
“They will have to shake hands.
He was not very willing, but he listened to me.
Of course, the chastisement was right-but
it does not affect my opinion of his keeping on with
the position.”
“No, indeed, Aunt Josephine!”
the girl agreed. “I wish he wouldn’t.
Did you say it was his right eye?”
His left. Miss Josephine St. Michael inclined her
head once more to me and went out of the Exchange. I retired to my usual
table, and the girl read in my manner, quite correctly, the feelings which I had
not supposed I had allowed to be evident. She said:-
“Aunt Josephine always makes
strangers think she’s displeased with them.”
I replied like the young ass which
I constantly tell myself I have ceased to be:
“Oh, displeasure is as much notice as one is
entitled to from Miss St. Michael.”
The girl laughed with her delightful sweet mockery.
“I declare, you’re huffed!
Now don’t tell me you’re not. But
you mustn’t be. When you know her, you’ll
know that that awful manner means Aunt Josephine is
just being shy. Why, even I’m not afraid
of her George Washington glances any more!”
“Very well,” I laughed,
“I’ll try to have your courage.”
Over my chocolate and sandwiches I sat in curiosity
discreditable, but natural. Who was in bed-who
would have to shake hands? And why had they stopped
talking when I came in? Of course, I found myself
hoping that John Mayrant had put the owner of the
Hermana in bed at the slight cost of a bruise above
his left eye. I wondered if the cake was again
countermanded, and I started upon that line. “I
think I’ll have to-day, if you please, another
slice of that Lady Baltimore.” And I made
ready for another verbal skirmish.
“I’m so sorry! It’s
a little stale to-day. You can have the last slice,
if you wish.”
“Thank you, I will.”
She brought it. “It’s not so very
stale,” I said. “How long since it
has been made?”
“Oh, it’s the same you’ve
been having. You’re its only patron just
now.”
“Well, no. There’s Mr. Mayrant.”
“Not for a week yet, you remember.”
So the wedding was on yet. Still,
John might have smashed the owner of the Hermana.
“Have you seen him lately?” I asked.
There was something special in the
way she looked. “Not to-day. Have
you?”
“Never in the forenoon. He has his duties
and I have mine.”
She made a little pause, and then, “What do
you think of the President?”
“The President?” I was at a loss.
“But I’m afraid you would take his view-the
Northern view,” she mused.
It gave me, suddenly, her meaning.
“Oh, the President of the United States!
How you do change the subject!”
Her eyes were upon me, burning with
sectional indignation, but she seemed to be thinking
too much to speak. Now, here was a topic that
I had avoided, and she had plumped it at me.
Very well; she should have my view.
“If you mean that a gentleman
cannot invite any respectable member of any race he
pleases to dine privately in his house-
“His house!” She was glowing
now with it. “I think he is-I
think he is-to have one of them-and
even if he likes it, not to remember-cannot
speak about him!” she wound up “I should
say unbecoming things.” She had walked
out, during these words, from behind the counter and
as she stood there in the middle of the long room you
might have thought she was about to lead a cavalry
charge. Then, admirably, she put it all under,
and spoke on with perfect self-control. “Why
can’t somebody explain it to him? If I
knew him, I would go to him myself, and I would say,
Mr. President, we need not discuss our different tastes
as to dinner company. Nor need we discuss how
much you benefit the colored race by an act which
makes every member of it immediately think that he
is fit to dine with any king in the world. But
you are staying in a house which is partly our house,
ours, the South’s, for we, too, pay taxes, you
know. And since you also know our deep feeling-you
may even call it a prejudice, if it so pleases you-do
you not think that, so long as you are residing in
that house, you should not gratuitously shock our
deep feeling?” She swept a magnificent low curtsy
at the air.
“By Jove, Miss La Heu!”
I exclaimed, “you put it so that it’s rather
hard to answer.”
“I’m glad it strikes you so.”
“But did it make them all think they were going
to dine?”
“Hundreds of thousands.
It was proof to them that they were as good as anybody-just
as good, without reading or writing or anything.
The very next day some of the laziest and dirtiest
where we live had a new strut, like the monkey when
you put a red flannel cap on him-only the
monkey doesn’t push ladies off the sidewalk.
And that state of mind, you know,” said Miss
La Heu, softening down from wrath to her roguish laugh,
“isn’t the right state of mind for racial
progress! But I wasn’t thinking of this.
You know he has appointed one of them to office here.”
A light entered my brain - John
Mayrant had a position at the Custom House! John
Mayrant was subordinate to the President’s appointee!
She hadn’t changed the subject so violently,
after all.
I came squarely at it. “And
so you wish him to resign his position?”
But I was ahead of her this time.
“The Chief of Customs?” she wonderingly
murmured.
I brought her up with me now.
“Did Miss Josephine St. Michael say it was over
his left eye?”
The girl instantly looked everything
she thought. “I believe you were present!”
This was her highly comprehensive exclamation, accompanied
also by a blush as splendidly young as John Mayrant
had been while he so stammeringly brought out his
wishes concerning the cake. I at once decided
to deceive her utterly, and therefore I spoke the exact
truth - “No, I wasn’t present.”
They did their work, my true words;
the false impression flowed out of them as smoothly
as California claret from a French bottle.
“I wonder who told you?”
my victim remarked. “But it doesn’t
really matter. Everybody is bound to know it.
You surely were the last person with him in the churchyard?”
“Gracious!” I admitted
again with splendidly mendacious veracity. “How
we do find each other out in Kings Port!”
It was not by any means the least
of the delights which I took in the company of this
charming girl that sometimes she was too much for
me, and sometimes I was too much for her. It was,
of course, just the accident of our ages; in a very
few years she would catch up, would pass, would always
be too much for me. Well, to-day it was happily
my turn; I wasn’t going to finish lunch without
knowing all she, at any rate, could tell me about
the left eye and the man in bed.
“Forty years ago,” I now,
with ingenuity, remarked, “I suppose it would
have been pistols.”
She assented. “And I like
that better-don’t you-for
gentlemen?”
“Well, you mean that fists are-
“Yes,” she finished for me.
“All the same,” I maintained,
“don’t you think that there ought to be
some correspondence, some proportion, between the gravity
of the cause and the gravity of-
“Let the coal-heavers take to
their fists!” she scornfully cried. “People
of our class can’t descend-
“Well, but,” I interrupted,
“then you give the coal-heavers the palm for
discrimination.”
“How’s that?”
“Why, perfectly! Your coal-heaver
kills for some offenses, while for lighter ones he-gets
a bruise over the left eye.”
“You don’t meet it, you
don’t meet it! What is an insult ever but
an insult?”
“Oh, we in the North notice
certain degrees-insolence, impudence, impertinence,
liberties, rudeness-all different.”
She took up my phrase with a sudden
odd quietness. “You in the North.”
“Why, yes. We have, alas!
to expect and allow for rudeness sometimes, even in
our chosen few, and for liberties in their chosen few;
it’s only the hotel clerk and the head waiter
from whom we usually get impudence; while insolence
is the chronic condition of the Wall Street rich.”
“You in the North!” she
repeated. “And so your Northern eyes can’t
see it, after all!” At these words my intelligence
sailed into a great blank, while she continued:
“Frankly-and forgive me for saying
it-I was hoping that you were one Northerner
who would see it.”
“But see what?” I barked in my despair.
She did not help me. “If
I had been a man, nothing could have insulted me more
than that. And that’s what you don’t
see,” she regretfully finished. “It
seems so strange.”
I sat in the midst of my great blank,
while her handsome eyes rested upon me. In them
was that look of a certain inquiry and a certain remoteness
with which one pauses, in a museum, before some specimen
of the cave-dwelling man.
“You comprehend so much,”
she meditated slowly, aloud; “you’ve been
such an agreeable disappointment, because your point
of view is so often the same as ours.”
She was still surveying me with the specimen expression,
when it suddenly left her. “Do you mean
to sit there and tell me,” she broke out, “that
you wouldn’t have resented it yourself?”
“O dear!” my mind lamentably
said to itself, inside. Of what may have been
the exterior that I presented to her, sitting over
my slice of Lady Baltimore, I can form no impression.
“Put yourself in his place,” the girl
continued.
“Ah,” I gasped, “that is always
so easy to say and so hard to do.”
My remark proved not a happy one.
She made a brief, cold pause over it, and then, as
she wheeled round from me, back to the counter:
“No Southerner would let pass such an affront.”
It was final. She regained her
usual place, she resumed her ledger; the curly dog,
who had come out to hear our conversation, went in
again; I was disgraced. Not only with the profile
of her short, belligerent nose, but with the chilly
way in which she made her pencil move over the ledger,
she told me plainly that my self-respect had failed
to meet her tests. This was what my remarkable
ingenuity had achieved for me. I swallowed the
last crumbs of Lady Baltimore, and went forward to
settle the account.
“I suppose I’m scarcely
entitled to ask for a fresh one to-morrow,” I
ventured. “I am so fond of this cake.”
Her officialness met me adequately.
“Certainly the public is entitled to whatever
we print upon our bill-of-fare.”
Now this was going to be too bad!
Henceforth I was to rank merely as “the public,”
no matter how much Lady Baltimore I should lunch upon!
A happy thought seized me, and I spoke out instantly
on the strength of it.
“Miss La Heu, I’ve a confession to make.”
But upon this beginning of mine the
inauspicious door opened and young John Mayrant came
in. It was all right about his left eye; anybody
could see that bruise!
“Oh!” he exclaimed, hearty,
but somewhat disconcerted. “To think of
finding you here! You’re going? But
I’ll see you later?”
“I hope so,” I said. “You know
where I work.”
“Yes-yes. I’ll
come. We’ve all sorts of things more to
say, haven’t we? We-good-by!”
Did I hear, as I gained the street,
something being said about the General, and the state
of his health?