You may imagine in what state of wondering
I went out of that place, and how little I could now
do away with my curiosity. By the droll looks
and head-turnings which followed me from strangers
that passed me by in the street, I was made aware
that I must be talking aloud to myself, and the words
which I had evidently uttered were these - “But
who in the world can he have smashed up?”
Of course, beneath the public stare
and smile I kept the rest of my thoughts to myself;
yet they so possessed and took me from my surroundings,
that presently, while crossing Royal Street, I was
nearly run down by an electric car. Nor did even
this serve to disperse my preoccupation; my walk back
to Court and Chancel streets is as if it had not been;
I can remember nothing about it, and the first account
that I took of external objects was to find myself
sitting in my accustomed chair in the Library, with
the accustomed row of books about the battle of Cowpens
waiting on the table in front of me. How long
we had thus been facing each other, the books and
I, I’ve not a notion. And with such mysterious
machinery are we human beings filled-machinery
that is in motion all the while, whether we are aware
of it or not-that now, with some part of
my mind, and with my pencil assisting, I composed
several stanzas to my kingly ancestor, the goal of
my fruitless search; and yet during the whole process
of my metrical exercise I was really thinking and
wondering about John Mayrant, his battles and his loves.
Odeon intimations of royalty
I
sing to thee, thou Great Unknown,
Who
canst connect me with a throne
Through
uncle, cousin, aunt, or sister,
But
not, I trust, through bar sinister.
Chorus:
Gules!
Gules! and a cuckoo peccant!
Such was the frivolous opening of
my poem, which, as it progressed, grew even less edifying;
I have quoted this fragment merely to show you how
little reverence for the Selected Salic Scions was
by this time left in my spirit, and not because the
verses themselves are in the least meritorious; they
should serve as a model for no serious-minded singer,
and they afford a striking instance of that volatile
mood, not to say that inclination to ribaldry, which
will at seasons crop out in me, do what I will.
It is my hope that age may help me to subdue this,
although I have observed it in some very old men.
I did not send my poem to Aunt Carola,
but I wrote her a letter, even there and then, couched
in terms which I believe were altogether respectful.
I deplored my lack of success in discovering the link
that was missing between me and king’s blood;
I intimated my conviction that further effort on my
part would still be met with failure; and I renounced
with fitting expressions of disappointment my candidateship
for the Scions thanking Aunt Carola for her generosity,
by which I must now no longer profit. I added
that I should remain in Kings Port for the present,
as I was finding the climate of decided benefit to
my health, and the courtesy of the people an education
in itself.
Whatever pain at missing the glory
of becoming a Scion may have lingered with me after
this was much assuaged in a few days by my reading
an article in a New York paper, which gave an account
of a meeting of my Aunt’s Society, held in that
city. My attention was attracted to this article
by the prominent heading given to it - They
wore their crowns. This in very
conspicuous Roman capitals, caused me to sit up.
There must have been truth in some of it, because
the food eaten by the Scions was mentioned as consisting
of sandwiches, sherry and croquettes; yet I think
that the statement that the members present addressed
each other according to the royal families from which
they severally traced descent, as, for example, Brother
Guelph and Sister Plantagenet, can scarce have beers
aught but an exaggeration; nevertheless, the article
brought me undeniable consolation for my disappointment.
After finishing my letter to Aunt
Carola I should have hastened out to post it and escape
from Cowpens, had I not remembered that John Mayrant
had more or less promised to meet me here. Now,
there was but a slender chance that he boy would speak
to me on the subject of his late encounter; this I
must learn from other sources; but he might speak to
me about something that would open a way for my hostile
preparations against Miss Rieppe. So far he had
not touched upon his impending marriage in any way,
but this reserve concerning a fact generally known
among the people whom I was seeing could hardly go
on long without becoming ridiculous. If he should
shun mention of it to-day, I would take this as a
plain sign that he did not look forward to it with
the enthusiasm which a lover ought to feel for his
approaching bliss; and on such silence from him I
would begin, if I could, to undermine his intention
of keeping an engagement of the heart when the heart
no longer entered into it.
While my thoughts continued to be
busied over this lover and his concerns, I noticed
the works of William Shakespeare close beside me upon
a shelf; and although it was with no special purpose
in mind that I took out one of the volumes and sat
down with it to wait for John Mayrant, in a little
while an inspiration came to me from its pages, so
that I was more anxious than ever the boy should not
fail to meet me here in the Library.
Was it the bruise on his forehead
that had perturbed his manner just now when he entered
the Exchange? No, this was not likely to be the
reason, since he had been full as much embarrassed
that first day of my seeing him there, when he had
given his order for Lady Baltimore so lamely that
the girl behind the counter had come to his aid.
And what could it have been that he had begun to tell
her to-day as I was leaving the place? Was the
making of that cake again to be postponed on account
of the General’s precarious health? And
what had been the nature of the insult which young
John Mayrant had punished and was now commanded to
shake hands over? Could it in truth be the owner
of the Hermana whom he had thrashed so well as to
lay him up in bed? That incident had damaged two
people at least, the unknown vanquished combatant in
his bodily welfare, and me in my character as an upstanding
man in the fierce feminine estimation of Miss La Heu;
but this injury it was my intention to set right;
my confession to the girl behind the counter was merely
delayed. As I sat with Shakespeare open in my
lap, I added to my store of reasoning one little new
straw of argument in favor of my opinion that John
Mayrant was no longer at ease or happy about his love
affair. I had never before met any young man
in whose manner nature was so finely tempered with
good bringing-up; forwardness and shyness were alike
absent from him, and his bearing had a sort of polished
unconsciousness as far removed from raw diffidence
as it was from raw conceit; it was altogether a rare
and charming address in a youth of such true youthfulness,
but it had failed him upon two occasions which I have
already mentioned. Both times that he had come
to the Exchange he had stumbled in his usually prompt
speech, lost his habitual ease, and betrayed, in short,
all the signs of being disconcerted. The matter
seemed suddenly quite plain to me - it was the
nature of his errands to the Exchange. The first
time he had been ordering the cake for his own wedding,
and to-day it was something about the wedding again.
Evidently the high mettle of his delicacy and breeding
made him painfully conscious of the view which others
must take of the part that Miss Rieppe was playing
in all this-a view from which it was out
of his power to shield her; and it was this consciousness
that destroyed his composure. From what I was
soon to learn of his fine and unmoved disregard for
unfavorable opinion when he felt his course to be the
right one, I know that it was no thought at all of
his own scarcely heroic rôle during these days, but
only the perception that outsiders must detect in
his affianced lady some of those very same qualities
which had chilled his too precipitate passion for her,
and left him alone, without romance, without family
sympathy, without social acclamations, with nothing
indeed save his high-strung notion of honor to help
him bravely face the wedding march. How appalling
must the wedding march sound to a waiting bridegroom
who sees the bride, that he no longer looks at except
with distaste and estrangement, coming nearer and
nearer to him up the aisle! A funeral march would
be gayer than that music, I should think! The
thought came to me to break out bluntly and say to
him - “Countermand the cake! She’s
only playing with you while that yachtsman is making
up his mind.” But there could be but one
outcome of such advice to John Mayrant - two people,
instead of one, would be in bed suffering from contusions.
As I mused on the boy and his attractive and appealing
character, I became more rejoiced than ever that he
had thrashed somebody, I cared not very much who nor
yet very much why, so long as such thrashing had been
thorough, which seemed quite evidently and happily
the case. He stood now in my eyes, in some way
that is too obscure for me to be able to explain to
you, saved from some reproach whose subtlety likewise
eludes my powers of analysis.
It was already five minutes after
three o’clock, my dinner hour, when he at length
appeared in the Library; and possibly I put some reproach
into my greeting - “Won’t you walk
along with me to Mrs. Trevise’s?” (That
was my boarding house.)
“I could not get away from the
Custom House sooner,” he explained; and into
his eyes there came for a moment that look of unrest
and preoccupation which I had observed at times while
we had discussed Newport and alcoholic girls.
The two subjects seemed certainly far enough apart!
But he immediately began upon a conversation briskly
enough-so briskly that I suspected at once
he had got his subject ready in advance; he didn’t
want me to speak first, lest I turn the talk into
channels embarrassing, such as bruised foreheads or
wedding cake. Well, this should not prevent me
from dropping in his cup the wholesome bitters which
I had prepared.
“Well, sir! Well, sir!”
such was his hearty preface. “I wonder if
you’re feeling ashamed of yourself?”
“Never when I read Shakespeare,”
I answered restoring the plume to its place.
He looked at the title. “Which one?”
“One of the unsuitable love affairs that was
prevented in time.”
“Romeo and Juliet?”
“No; Bottom and Titania-and
Romeo and Juliet were not prevented in time.
They had their bliss once and to the full, and died
before they caused each other anything but ecstasy.
No weariness of routine, no tears of disenchantment;
complete love, completely realized-and finis!
It’s the happiest ending of all the plays.”
He looked at me hard. “Sometimes I believe
you’re ironic!”
I smiled at him. “A sign
of the highest civilization, then. But please
to think of Juliet after ten years of Romeo and his
pin-headed intelligence and his preordained infidelities.
Do you imagine that her predecessor, Rosamond, would
have had no successors? Juliet would have been
compelled to divorce Romeo, if only for the children’s
sake.
“The children!” cried
John Mayrant. “Why, it’s for their
sake deserted women abstain from divorce!”
“Juliet would see deeper than
such mothers. She could not have her little sons
and daughters grow up and comprehend their father’s
absences, and see their mother’s submission to
his returns for such discovery would scorch the marrow
of any hearts they had.”
At this, as we came out of the Library,
he made an astonishing rejoinder, and one which I
cannot in the least account for - “South
Carolina does not allow divorce.”
“Then I should think,”
I said to him, “that all you people here would
be doubly careful as to what manner of husbands and
wives you chose for yourselves.”
Such a remark was sailing, you may
say, almost within three points of the wind; and his
own accidental allusion to Romeo had brought it about
with an aptness and a celerity which were better for
my purpose than anything I had privately developed
from the text of Bottom and Titania; none the less,
however, did I intend to press into my service that
fond couple also as basis for a moral, in spite of
the sharp turn which those last words of mine now
caused him at once to give to our conversation.
His quick reversion to the beginning of the talk seemed
like a dodging of remarks that hit too near home for
him to relish hearing pursued.
“Well, sir,” he resumed
with the same initial briskness, “I was ashamed
if you were not.”
“I still don’t make out
what impropriety we have jointly committed.”
“What do you think of the views
you expressed about our country?”
“Oh! When we sat on the gravestones.”
“What do you think about it to-day?”
I turned to him as we slowly walked
toward Worship Street. “Did you say anything
then that you would take back now?”
He pondered, wrinkling his forehead.
“Well, but all the same, didn’t we give
the present hour a pretty black eye?”
“The present hour deserves a black eye, and
two of them!”
He surveyed me squarely. “I believe you’re
a pessimist!”
“That is the first trashy thing I’ve heard
you say.”
“Thank you! At least admit you’re
scarcely an optimist.”
“Optimist! Pessimist! Why, you’re
talking just like a newspaper!”
He laughed. “Oh, don’t compare a
gentleman to a newspaper.”
“Then keep your vocabulary clean
of bargain-counter words. A while ago the journalists
had a furious run upon the adjective ‘un-American.’
Anybody or anything that displeased them was ‘un-American.’
They ran it into the ground, and in its place they
have lately set up ‘pessimist,’ which
certainly has a threatening appearance. They don’t
know its meaning, and in their mouths it merely signifies
that what a man says snakes them feel personally uncomfortable.
The word has become a dusty rag of slang. The
arrested burglar very likely calls the policeman a
pessimist; and, speaking reverently and with no intention
to shock you, the scribes and Pharisees would undoubtedly
have called Christ a pessimist when He called them
hypocrites, had they been acquainted with the word.”
Once more my remarks drew from the
boy an unexpected rejoinder. We had turned into
Worship Street, and, as we passed the churchyard, he
stopped and laid his hand upon the railing of the
pate.
“You don’t shock me,”
he said; and then - “But you would shock
my aunts.” He paused, gazing into the churchyard,
before he continued more slowly - “And so
should I-if they knew it-shock
them.”
“If they knew what?” I asked.
His hand indicated a sculptured crucifix near by.
“Do you believe everything still?” he
answered. “Can you?”
As he looked at me, I suppose that he read negation
in my eyes.
“No more can I,” he murmured.
Again he looked in among the tombstones and flowers,
where the old custodian saw us and took off his hat.
“Howdy, Daddy Ben!” John Mayrant returned
pleasantly, and then resuming to me - “No
more can I believe everything.” Then he
gave a brief, comical laugh. “And I hope
my aunts won’t find that out! They would
think me gone to perdition indeed. But I always
go to church here” (he pointed to the quiet
building, which, for all its modest size and simplicity,
had a stately and inexpressible charm), “because
I like to kneel where my mother said her prayers,
you know.” He flushed a little over this
confidence into which he had fallen, but he continued:
“I like the words of the service, too, and I
don’t ask myself over-curiously what I do believe;
but there’s a permanent something within us-a
Greater Self-don’t you think?”
“A permanent something,”
I assented, “which has created all the religions
all over the earth from the beginning, and of which
Christianity itself is merely one of the present temples.”
He made an exclamation at my word “present.”
“Do you think anything in this world is final?”
I asked him.
“But-” he began, somewhat at
a loss.
“Haven’t you found out
yet that human nature is the one indestructible reality
that we know?”
“But-” he began again.
“Don’t we have the ‘latest
thing’ all the time, and never the ultimate
thing, never, never? The latest thing in women’s
hats is that huge-brimmed affair with the veil as
voluminous as a double-bed mosquito netting.
That hat will look improbable next spring. The
latest thing in science is radium. Radium has
exploded the conservation of energy theory-turned
it into a last year’s hat. Answer me, if
Christianity is the same as when it wore among its
savage ornaments a devil with horns and a flaming
Hell! Forever and forever the human race reaches
out its hand and shapes some system, some creed, some
government, and declares - ‘This is at length
the final thing, the cure-all,’ and lo and behold,
something flowing and eternal in the race itself presently
splits the creed and the government to pieces!
Truth is a very marvelous thing. We feel it;
it can fill our eyes with tears, our hearts with joy,
it can make us die for it; but once our human lips
attempt to formulate and thus imprison it, it becomes
a lie. You cannot shut truth up in any words.”
“But it shall prevail!” the boy exclaimed
with a sort of passion.
“Everything prevails,” I answered him.
“I don’t like that,” he said.
“Neither do I,” I returned.
“But Jacob got Esau’s inheritance by a
mean trick.”
“Jacob was punished for it.”
“Did that help Esau much?”
“You are a pessimist!”
“Just because I see Jacob and
Esau to-day, alive and kicking in Wall Street, Washington,
Newport, everywhere?”
“You’re no optimist, anyhow!”
“I hope I’m blind in neither eye.”
“You don’t give us credit-
“For what?”
“For what we’ve accomplished since Jacob.”
“Printing, steam, and electricity,
for instance? They spread the Bible and the yellow
journal with equal velocity.”
“I don’t mean science. Take our institutions.”
“Well, we’ve accomplished
hospitals and the stock market-a pretty
even set-off between God and the devil.”
He laughed. “You don’t take a high
view of us!”
“Nor a low one. I don’t
play ostrich with any of the staring permanences
of human nature. We’re just as noble to-day
as David was sometimes, and just as bestial to-day
as David was sometimes, and we’ve every possibility
inside us all the time, whether we paint our naked
skins, or wear steel armor or starched shirts.”
“Well, I believe good is the guiding power in
the world.”
“Oh, John Mayrant! Good
and evil draw us on like a span of horses, sometimes
like a tandem, taking turns in the lead. Order
has melted into disorder, and disorder into new order-how
many times?”
“But better each time.”
“How can you know, who never lived in any age
but your own?”
“I know we have a higher ideal.”
“Have we? The Greek was
taught to love his neighbor as himself. He gave
his great teacher a cup of poison. We gave ours
the cross.”
Again he looked away from me into
the sweet old churchyard. “I can’t
answer you, but I don’t believe it.”
This brought me to gayety. “That’s
unanswerable, anyhow!”
He still stared at the graves.
“Those people in there didn’t think all
these uncomfortable things.”
“Ah! no! They belonged
in the first volume of the history of our national
soul, before the bloom was off us.”
“That’s an odd notion!
And pray what volume are we in now?”
“Only the second.”
“Since when?”
“Since that momentous picnic, the Spanish War!”
“I don’t see how that took the bloom off
us.”
“It didn’t. It merely waked Europe
up to the facts.”
“Our battleships, you mean?”
“Our steel rails, our gold coffers, our roaring
affluence.”
“And our very accurate shooting!”
he insisted; for he was a Southerner, and man’s
gallantry appealed to him more than man’s industry.
I laughed. “Yes, indeed!
We may say that the Spanish War closed our first volume
with a bang. And now in the second we bid good-by
to the virgin wilderness, for it’s explored;
to the Indian, for he’s conquered; to the pioneer,
for he’s dead; we’ve finished our wild,
romantic adolescence and we find ourselves a recognized
world power of eighty million people, and of general
commercial endlessness, and playtime over.”
I think, John Mayrant now asserted,
“that it is going too far to say the bloom is
off us.”
“Oh, you’ll find snow
in the woods away into April and May. The freedom-loving
American, the embattled farmer, is not yet extinct
in the far recesses. But the great cities grow
like a creeping paralysis over freedom, and the man
from the country is walking into them all the time
because the poor, restless fellow believes wealth awaits
him on their pavements. And when he doesn’t
go to them, they come to him. The Wall Street
bucket-shop goes fishing in the woods with wires a
thousand miles long; and so we exchange the solid
trailblazing enterprise of Volume One for Volume Two’s
electric unrest. In Volume One our wagon was hitched
to the star of liberty. Capital and labor have
cut the traces. The labor union forbids the workingman
to labor as his own virile energy and skill prompt
him. If he disobeys, he is expelled and called
a ‘scab.’ Don’t let us call
ourselves the land of the free while such things go
on. We’re all thinking a deal too much
about our pockets nowadays. Eternal vigilance
cannot watch liberty and the ticker at the same time.
“Well,” said John Mayrant,
“we’re not thinking about our pockets in
Kings Port, because” (and here there came into
his voice and face that sudden humor which made him
so delightful)-“because we haven’t
got any pockets to think of!”
This brought me down to cheerfulness
from my flight among the cold clouds.
He continued - “Any more lamentations, Mr.
Jeremiah?”
“Those who begin to call names,
John Mayrant-but never mind! I could
lament you sick if I chose to go on about our corporations
and corruption that I see with my pessimistic eye;
but the other eye sees the American man himself-the
type that our eighty millions on the whole melt into
and to which my heart warms each time I land again
from more polished and colder shores-my
optimistic eye sees that American dealing adequately
with these political diseases. For stronger even
than his kindness, his ability, and his dishonesty
is his self-preservation. He’s going to
stand up for the ‘open shop’ and sit down
on the ‘trust’; and I assure you that
I don’t in the least resemble the Evening Post.”
A look of inquiry was in John Mayrant’s features.
“The New York Evening Post,”
I repeated with surprise. Still the inquiry of
his face remained.
“Oh, fortunate youth!”
I cried. “To have escaped the New York Evening
Post!”
“Is it so heinous?”
“Well!... well!... how exactly
describe it?... make you see it?... It’s
partially tongue-tied, a sad victim of its own excesses.
Habitual over-indulgence in blaming has given it a
painful stutter when attempting praise; it’s
the sprucely written sheet of the supercilious; it’s
the after-dinner pill of the American who prefers Europe;
it’s our Republic’s common scold, the
Xantippe of journalism, the paper without a country.”
“The paper without a country! That’s
very good!”
“Oh, no! I’ll tell
you something much better, but it is not mine.
A clever New Yorker said that what with The Sun-
“I know that paper.”
“-what with The Sun
making vice so attractive in the morning and the Post
making virtue so odious in the evening, it was very
hard for a man to be good in New York.”
“I fear I should subscribe to
The Sun,” said John Mayrant. He took his
hand from the church-gate railing, and we had turned
to stroll down Worship Street when he was unexpectedly
addressed.
For some minutes, while John Mayrant
and I had been talking, I had grown aware, without
taking any definite note of it, that the old custodian
of the churchyard, Daddy Ben, had come slowly near
us from the distant corner of his demesne, where he
had been (to all appearances) engaged in some trifling
activity among the flowers-perhaps picking
off the faded blossoms. It now came home to me
that the venerable negro had really been, in a surreptitious
way, watching John Mayrant, and waiting for something-either
for the right moment to utter what he now uttered,
or his own delayed decision to utter it at all.
“Mas’ John!” he
called quite softly. His tone was fairly padded
with caution, and I saw that in the pause which followed,
his eye shot a swift look at the bruise on Mayrant’s
forehead, and another look, equally swift, at me.
“Well, Daddy Ben, what is it?”
The custodian shunted close to the
gate which separated him from us. “Mas’
John, I speck de President he dun’ know de cullud
people like we knows ’um, else he nebber
bin ’pint dat ar boss in de Cussum House, no,
sah.”
After this effort he wiped his forehead
and breathed hard.
To my astonishment, the effort brought
immediately a stern change over John Mayrant’s
face; then he answered in the kindest tones, “Thank
you, Daddy Ben.”
This answer interpreted for me the
whole thing, which otherwise would have been obscure
enough - the old man held it to be an indignity
that his young “Mas’ John” should,
by the President’s act, find himself the subordinate
of a member of the black race, and he had just now,
in his perspiring effort, expressed his sympathy!
Why he had chosen this particular moment (after quite
obvious debate with himself) I did not see until somewhat
later.
He now left us standing at the gate;
and it was not for some moments that John Mayrant
spoke again, evidently closing, for our two selves,
this delicate subject.
“I wish we had not got into that second volume
of yours.”
“That’s not progressive.”
“I hate progress.”
“What’s the use? Better grow old
gracefully!
“’Qui
no pas l’esprit de son age
De
son age a tout lé malheur.’”
“Well, I’m personally not growing old,
just yet.”
“Neither is the United States.”
“Well, I don’t know.
It’s too easy for sick or worthless people to
survive nowadays. They are clotting up our square
miles very fast. Philanthropists don’t
seem to remember that you can beget children a great
deal faster than you can educate them; and at this
rate I believe universal suffrage will kill us off
before our time.”
“Do not believe it! We
are going to find out that universal suffrage is like
the appendix-useful at an early stage of
the race’s evolution but to-day merely a threat
to life.”
He thought this over. “But
a surgical operation is pretty serious, you know.”
“It’ll be done by absorption.
Why, you’ve begun it yourselves, and so has
Massachusetts. The appendix will be removed, black
and white-and I shouldn’t much fear
surgery. We’re not nearly civilized enough
yet to have lost the power Of recuperation, and in
spite of our express-train speed, I doubt if we shall
travel from crudity to rottenness without a pause
at maturity.”
“That is the old, old story,” he said.
“Yes; is there anything new under the sun?”
He was gloomy. “Nothing,
I suppose.” Then the gloom lightened.
“Nothing new under the sun-except
the fashionable families of Newport!”
This again brought us from the clouds
of speculation down to Worship Street, where we were
walking toward South Place. It also unexpectedly
furnished me with the means to lead back our talk so
gently, without a jolt or a jerk, to my moral and
the delicate topic of matrimony from which he had
dodged away, that he never awoke to what was coming
until it had come. He began pointing out, as
we passed them, certain houses which were now, or
had at some period been, the dwellings of his many
relatives - “My cousin Julia So-and-so lives
there,” he would say; or, “My great-uncle,
known as Regent Tom, owned that before the War”;
and once, “The Rev. Joseph Priedieu, my great-grandfather,
built that house to marry his fifth wife in, but the
grave claimed him first.”
So I asked him a riddle. “What
is the difference between Kings Port and Newport?”
This he, of course, gave up.
“Here you are all connected
by marriage, and there they are all connected by divorce.”
“That’s true!” he
cried, “that’s very true. I met the
most embarrassingly cater-cornered families.”
“Oh, they weren’t embarrassed!”
I interjected.
“No, but I was,” said John.
“And you told me you weren’t
innocent!” I exclaimed. “They are
going to institute a divorce march,” I continued.
“‘Lohengrin’ or ‘Midsummer-Night’s
Dream’ played backward. They have not settled
which it is to be taught in the nursery with the other
kindergarten melodies.”
He was still unsuspectingly diverted;
and we walked along until we turned in the direction
of my boarding-house.
“Did you ever notice,”
I now said, “what a perpetual allegory ‘Midsummer-Night’s
Dream’ contains?”
“I thought it was just a fairy sort of thing.”
“Yes, but when a great poet
sets his hand to a fairy sort of thing, you get-well,
you get poor Titania.”
“She fell in love with a jackass,”
he remarked. “Puck bewitched her.”
“Precisely. A lovely woman
with her arms around a jackass. Does that never
happen in Kings Port?”
He began smiling to himself.
“I’m afraid Puck isn’t all dead yet.”
I was now in a position to begin dropping
my bitters. “Shakespeare was probably too
gallant to put it the other way, and make Oberon fall
in love with a female jackass. But what an allegory!”
“Yes,” he muttered. “Yes.”
I followed with another drop.
“Titania got out of it. It is not always
solved so easily.”
“No,” he muttered.
“No.” It was quite evident that the
flavor of my bitters reached him.
He was walking slowly, with his head
down, and frowning hard. We had now come to the
steps of my boarding-house, and I dropped my last drop.
“But a disenchanted woman has the best of it-before
marriage, at least.”
He looked up quickly. “How?”
I evinced surprise. “Why,
she can always break off honorably, and we never can,
I suppose.”
For the third time this day he made
me an astonishing rejoinder - “Would you
like to take orders from a negro?”
It reduced me to stammering.
“I have never-such a juncture has
never-
“Of course you wouldn’t. Even a Northerner!”
His face, as he said this, was a single
glittering piece of fierceness. I was still so
much taken aback that I said rather flatly - “But
who has to?”
“I have to.” With
this he abruptly turned on his heel and left me standing
on the steps. For a moment I stared after him;
and then, as I rang the bell, he was back again; and
with that formality which at times overtook him he
began - “I will ask you to excuse my hasty-
“Oh, John Mayrant! What a notion!”
But he was by no means to be put off,
and he proceeded with stiffer formality - “I
feel that I have not acted politely just now, and I
beg to assure you that I intended no slight.”
My first impulse was to lay a hand
upon his shoulder and say to him - “My dear
fellow, stuff and nonsense!” Thus I should have
treated any Northern friend; but here was no Northerner.
I am glad that I had the sense to feel that any careless,
good-natured putting away of his deliberate and definitely
tendered apology would seem to him a “slight”
on my part. His punctilious value for certain
observances between man and man reached me suddenly
and deeply, and took me far from the familiarity which
breeds contempt.
“Why, John Mayrant,” I
said, “you could never offend me unless I thought
that you wished to, and how should I possibly think
that?”
“Thank you,” he replied very simply.
I rang the bell a second time.
“If we can get into the house,” I suggested,
“won’t you stop and dine with me?”
He was going to accept. “I
shall be-” he had begun, in tones
of gratification, when in one instant his face was
stricken with complete dismay. “I had forgotten,”
he said; and this time he was gone indeed, and in
a hurry most apparent. It resembled a flight.
What was the matter now? You
will naturally think that it was an appointment with
his ladylove which he had forgotten; this was certainly
my supposition as I turned again to the front door.
There stood one of the waitresses, glaring with her
white eyes half out of her black face at the already
distant back of John Mayrant.
“Oh!” I thought; but,
before I could think any more, the tall, dreadful
boarder-the lady whom I secretly called
Juno-swept up the steps, and by me into
the house, with a dignity that one might term deafening.
The waitress now muttered, or rather
sang, a series of pious apostrophes. “Oh,
Lawd, de rampages and de ructions! Oh, Lawd, sinner
is in my way, Daniel!” She was strongly, but
I think pleasurably, excited; and she next turned
to me with a most natural grin, and saying, “Chick’n’s
mos’ gone, sah,” she went back to
the dining room.
This admonition sent me upstairs to
make as hasty a toilet as I could.