By P.T. Barnum
In the United States, where we have
more land than people, it is not at all difficult
for persons in good health to make money. In this
comparatively new field there are so many avenues of
success open, so many vocations which are not crowded,
that any person of either sex who is willing, at least
for the time being, to engage in any respectable occupation
that offers, may find lucrative employment.
Those who really desire to attain
an independence, have only to set their minds upon
it, and adopt the proper means, as they do in regard
to any other object which they wish to accomplish,
and the thing is easily done. But however easy
it may be found to make money, I have no doubt many
of my hearers will agree it is the most difficult thing
in the world to keep it. The road to wealth is,
as Dr. Franklin truly says, “as plain as the
road to the mill.” It consists simply in
expending less than we earn; that seems to be a very
simple problem. Mr. Micawber, one of those happy
creations of the genial Dickens, puts the case in a
strong light when he says that to have annual income
of twenty pounds per annum, and spend twenty pounds
and sixpence, is to be the most miserable of men;
whereas, to have an income of only twenty pounds, and
spend but nineteen pounds and sixpence is to be the
happiest of mortals. Many of my readers may say,
“we understand this: this is economy, and
we know economy is wealth; we know we can’t
eat our cake and keep it also.” Yet I beg
to say that perhaps more cases of failure arise from
mistakes on this point than almost any other.
The fact is, many people think they understand economy
when they really do not.
True economy is misapprehended, and
people go through life without properly comprehending
what that principle is. One says, “I have
an income of so much, and here is my neighbor who
has the same; yet every year he gets something ahead
and I fall short; why is it? I know all about
economy.” He thinks he does, but he does
not. There are men who think that economy consists
in saving cheese-parings and candle-ends, in cutting
off two pence from the laundress’ bill and doing
all sorts of little, mean, dirty things. Economy
is not meanness. The misfortune is, also, that
this class of persons let their economy apply in only
one direction. They fancy they are so wonderfully
economical in saving a half-penny where they ought
to spend twopence, that they think they can afford
to squander in other directions. A few years ago,
before kerosene oil was discovered or thought of,
one might stop overnight at almost any farmer’s
house in the agricultural districts and get a very
good supper, but after supper he might attempt to
read in the sitting-room, and would find it impossible
with the inefficient light of one candle. The
hostess, seeing his dilemma, would say: “It
is rather difficult to read here evenings; the proverb
says ’you must have a ship at sea in order to
be able to burn two candles at once;’ we never
have an extra candle except on extra occasions.”
These extra occasions occur, perhaps, twice a year.
In this way the good woman saves five, six, or ten
dollars in that time: but the information which
might be derived from having the extra light would,
of course, far outweigh a ton of candles.
But the trouble does not end here.
Feeling that she is so economical in tallow candies,
she thinks she can afford to go frequently to the
village and spend twenty or thirty dollars for ribbons
and furbelows, many of which are not necessary.
This false connote may frequently be seen in men of
business, and in those instances it often runs to
writing-paper. You find good businessmen who save
all the old envelopes and scraps, and would not tear
a new sheet of paper, if they could avoid it, for
the world. This is all very well; they may in
this way save five or ten dollars a year, but being
so economical (only in note paper), they think they
can afford to waste time; to have expensive parties,
and to drive their carriages. This is an illustration
of Dr. Franklin’s “saving at the spigot
and wasting at the bung-hole;” “penny wise
and pound foolish.” Punch in speaking of
this “one idea” class of people says “they
are like the man who bought a penny herring for his
family’s dinner and then hired a coach and four
to take it home.” I never knew a man to
succeed by practising this kind of economy.
True economy consists in always making
the income exceed the out-go. Wear the old clothes
a little longer if necessary; dispense with the new
pair of gloves; mend the old dress: live on plainer
food if need be; so that, under all circumstances,
unless some unforeseen accident occurs, there will
be a margin in favor of the income. A penny here,
and a dollar there, placed at interest, goes on accumulating,
and in this way the desired result is attained.
It requires some training, perhaps, to accomplish
this economy, but when once used to it, you will find
there is more satisfaction in rational saving than
in irrational spending. Here is a recipe which
I recommend: I have found it to work an excellent
cure for extravagance, and especially for mistaken
economy: When you find that you have no surplus
at the end of the year, and yet have a good income,
I advise you to take a few sheets of paper and form
them into a book and mark down every item of expenditure.
Post it every day or week in two columns, one headed
“necessaries” or even “comforts”,
and the other headed “luxuries,” and you
will find that the latter column will be double, treble,
and frequently ten times greater than the former.
The real comforts of life cost but a small portion
of what most of us can earn. Dr. Franklin says
“it is the eyes of others and not our own eyes
which ruin us. If all the world were blind except
myself I should not care for fine clothes or furniture.”
It is the fear of what Mrs. Grundy may say that keeps
the noses of many worthy families to the grindstone.
In America many persons like to repeat “we are
all free and equal,” but it is a great mistake
in more senses than one.
That we are born “free and equal”
is a glorious truth in one sense, yet we are not all
born equally rich, and we never shall be. One
may say; “there is a man who has an income of
fifty thousand dollars per annum, while I have but
one thousand dollars; I knew that fellow when he was
poor like myself; now he is rich and thinks he is better
than I am; I will show him that I am as good as he
is; I will go and buy a horse and buggy; no, I cannot
do that, but I will go and hire one and ride this
afternoon on the same road that he does, and thus prove
to him that I am as good as he is.”
My friend, you need not take that
trouble; you can easily prove that you are “as
good as he is;” you have only to behave as well
as he does; but you cannot make anybody believe that
you are rich as he is. Besides, if you put on
these “airs,” add waste your time and spend
your money, your poor wife will be obliged to scrub
her fingers off at home, and buy her tea two ounces
at a time, and everything else in proportion, in order
that you may keep up “appearances,” and,
after all, deceive nobody. On the other hand,
Mrs. Smith may say that her next-door neighbor married
Johnson for his money, and “everybody says so.”
She has a nice one-thousand dollar camel’s hair
shawl, and she will make Smith get her an imitation
one, and she will sit in a pew right next to her neighbor
in church, in order to prove that she is her equal.
My good woman, you will not get ahead
in the world, if your vanity and envy thus take the
lead. In this country, where we believe the majority
ought to rule, we ignore that principle in regard to
fashion, and let a handful of people, calling themselves
the aristocracy, run up a false standard of perfection,
and in endeavoring to rise to that standard, we constantly
keep ourselves poor; all the time digging away for
the sake of outside appearances. How much wiser
to be a “law unto ourselves” and say,
“we will regulate our out-go by our income, and
lay up something for a rainy day.” People
ought to be as sensible on the subject of money-getting
as on any other subject. Like causes produces
like effects. You cannot accumulate a fortune
by taking the road that leads to poverty. It
needs no prophet to tell us that those who live fully
up to their means, without any thought of a reverse
in this life, can never attain a pecuniary independence.
Men and women accustomed to gratify
every whim and caprice, will find it hard, at first,
to cut down their various unnecessary expenses, and
will feel it a great self-denial to live in a smaller
house than they have been accustomed to, with less
expensive furniture, less company, less costly clothing,
fewer servants, a less number of balls, parties, theater-goings,
carriage-ridings, pleasure excursions, cigar-smokings,
liquor-drinkings, and other extravagances; but,
after all, if they will try the plan of laying by
a “nest-egg,” or, in other words, a small
sum of money, at interest or judiciously invested in
land, they will be surprised at the pleasure to be
derived from constantly adding to their little “pile,”
as well as from all the economical habits which are
engendered by this course.
The old suit of clothes, and the old
bonnet and dress, will answer for another season;
the Croton or spring water taste better than champagne;
a cold bath and a brisk walk will prove more exhilarating
than a ride in the finest coach; a social chat, an
evening’s reading in the family circle, or an
hour’s play of “hunt the slipper”
and “blind man’s buff” will be far
more pleasant than a fifty or five hundred dollar party,
when the reflection on the difference in cost is indulged
in by those who begin to know the pleasures of saving.
Thousands of men are kept poor, and tens of thousands
are made so after they have acquired quite sufficient
to support them well through life, in consequence of
laying their plans of living on too broad a platform.
Some families expend twenty thousand dollars per annum,
and some much more, and would scarcely know how to
live on less, while others secure more solid enjoyment
frequently on a twentieth part of that amount.
Prosperity is a more severe ordeal than adversity,
especially sudden prosperity. “Easy come,
easy go,” is an old and true proverb. A
spirit of pride and vanity, when permitted to have
full sway, is the undying canker-worm which gnaws
the very vitals of a man’s worldly possessions,
let them be small or great, hundreds, or millions.
Many persons, as they begin to prosper, immediately
expand their ideas and commence expending for luxuries,
until in a short time their expenses swallow up their
income, and they become ruined in their ridiculous
attempts to keep up appearances, and make a “sensation.”
I know a gentleman of fortune who
says, that when he first began to prosper, his wife
would have a new and elegant sofa. “That
sofa,” he says, “cost me thirty thousand
dollars!” When the sofa reached the house, it
was found necessary to get chairs to match; then side-boards,
carpets and tables “to correspond” with
them, and so on through the entire stock of furniture;
when at last it was found that the house itself was
quite too small and old-fashioned for the furniture,
and a new one was built to correspond with the new
purchases; “thus,” added my friend, “summing
up an outlay of thirty thousand dollars, caused by
that single sofa, and saddling on me, in the shape
of servants, equipage, and the necessary expenses
attendant upon keeping up a fine ‘establishment,’
a yearly outlay of eleven thousand dollars, and a tight
pinch at that: whereas, ten years ago, we lived
with much more real comfort, because with much less
care, on as many hundreds. The truth is,”
he continued, “that sofa would have brought
me to inevitable bankruptcy, had not a most unexampled
title to prosperity kept me above it, and had I not
checked the natural desire to ’cut a dash’.”
The foundation of success in life
is good health: that is the substratum fortune;
it is also the basis of happiness. A person cannot
accumulate a fortune very well when he is sick.
He has no ambition; no incentive; no force. Of
course, there are those who have bad health and cannot
help it: you cannot expect that such persons
can accumulate wealth, but there are a great many
in poor health who need not be so.
If, then, sound health is the foundation
of success and happiness in life, how important it
is that we should study the laws of health, which
is but another expression for the laws of nature!
The nearer we keep to the laws of nature, the nearer
we are to good health, and yet how many persons there
are who pay no attention to natural laws, but absolutely
transgress them, even against their own natural inclination.
We ought to know that the “sin of ignorance”
is never winked at in regard to the violation of nature’s
laws; their infraction always brings the penalty.
A child may thrust its finger into the flames without
knowing it will burn, and so suffers, repentance,
even, will not stop the smart. Many of our ancestors
knew very little about the principle of ventilation.
They did not know much about oxygen, whatever other
“gin” they might have been acquainted
with; and consequently they built their houses with
little seven-by-nine feet bedrooms, and these good
old pious Puritans would lock themselves up in one
of these cells, say their prayers and go to bed.
In the morning they would devoutly return thanks for
the “preservation of their lives,” during
the night, and nobody had better reason to be thankful.
Probably some big crack in the window, or in the door,
let in a little fresh air, and thus saved them.
Many persons knowingly violate the
laws of nature against their better impulses, for
the sake of fashion. For instance, there is one
thing that nothing living except a vile worm ever
naturally loved, and that is tobacco; yet how many
persons there are who deliberately train an unnatural
appetite, and overcome this implanted aversion for
tobacco, to such a degree that they get to love it.
They have got hold of a poisonous, filthy weed, or
rather that takes a firm hold of them. Here are
married men who run about spitting tobacco juice on
the carpet and floors, and sometimes even upon their
wives besides. They do not kick their wives out
of doors like drunken men, but their wives, I have
no doubt, often wish they were outside of the house.
Another perilous feature is that this artificial appetite,
like jealousy, “grows by what it feeds on;”
when you love that which is unnatural, a stronger appetite
is created for the hurtful thing than the natural desire
for what is harmless. There is an old proverb
which says that “habit is second nature,”
but an artificial habit is stronger than nature.
Take for instance, an old tobacco-chewer; his love
for the “quid” is stronger than his love
for any particular kind of food. He can give up
roast beef easier than give up the weed.
Young lads regret that they are not
men; they would like to go to bed boys and wake up
men; and to accomplish this they copy the bad habits
of their seniors. Little Tommy and Johnny see
their fathers or uncles smoke a pipe, and they say,
“If I could only do that, I would be a man too;
uncle John has gone out and left his pipe of tobacco,
let us try it.” They take a match and light
it, and then puff away. “We will learn to
smoke; do you like it Johnny?” That lad dolefully
replies: “Not very much; it tastes bitter;”
by and by he grows pale, but he persists and he soon
offers up a sacrifice on the altar of fashion; but
the boys stick to it and persevere until at last they
conquer their natural appetites and become the victims
of acquired tastes.
I speak “by the book,”
for I have noticed its effects on myself, having gone
so far as to smoke ten or fifteen cigars a day; although
I have not used the weed during the last fourteen
years, and never shall again. The more a man
smokes, the more he craves smoking; the last cigar
smoked simply excites the desire for another, and
so on incessantly.
Take the tobacco-chewer. In the
morning, when he gets up, he puts a quid in his mouth
and keeps it there all day, never taking it out except
to exchange it for a fresh one, or when he is going
to eat; oh! yes, at intervals during the day and evening,
many a chewer takes out the quid and holds it in his
hand long enough to take a drink, and then pop it
goes back again. This simply proves that the appetite
for rum is even stronger than that for tobacco.
When the tobacco-chewer goes to your country seat
and you show him your grapery and fruit house, and
the beauties of your garden, when you offer him some
fresh, ripe fruit, and say, “My friend, I have
got here the most delicious apples, and pears, and
peaches, and apricots; I have imported them from Spain,
France and Italy just see those luscious
grapes; there is nothing more delicious nor more healthy
than ripe fruit, so help yourself; I want to see you
delight yourself with these things;” he will
roll the dear quid under his tongue and answer, “No,
I thank you, I have got tobacco in my mouth.”
His palate has become narcotized by the noxious weed,
and he has lost, in a great measure, the delicate
and enviable taste for fruits. This shows what
expensive, useless and injurious habits men will get
into. I speak from experience. I have smoked
until I trembled like an aspen leaf, the blood rushed
to my head, and I had a palpitation of the heart
which I thought was heart disease, till I was almost
killed with fright. When I consulted my physician,
he said “break off tobacco using.”
I was not only injuring my health and spending a great
deal of money, but I was setting a bad example.
I obeyed his counsel. No young man in the world
ever looked so beautiful, as he thought he did, behind
a fifteen cent cigar or a meerschaum!
These remarks apply with tenfold force
to the use of intoxicating drinks. To make money,
requires a clear brain. A man has got to see that
two and two make four; he must lay all his plans with
reflection and forethought, and closely examine all
the details and the ins and outs of business.
As no man can succeed in business unless he has a brain
to enable him to lay his plans, and reason to guide
him in their execution, so, no matter how bountifully
a man may be blessed with intelligence, if the brain
is muddled, and his judgment warped by intoxicating
drinks, it is impossible for him to carry on business
successfully. How many good opportunities have
passed, never to return, while a man was sipping a
“social glass,” with his friend! How
many foolish bargains have been made under the influence
of the “nervine,” which temporarily makes
its victim think he is rich. How many important
chances have been put off until to-morrow, and then
forever, because the wine cup has thrown the system
into a state of lassitude, neutralizing the energies
so essential to success in business. Verily,
“wine is a mocker.” The use of intoxicating
drinks as a beverage, is as much an infatuation, as
is the smoking of opium by the Chinese, and the former
is quite as destructive to the success of the business
man as the latter. It is an unmitigated evil,
utterly indefensible in the light of philosophy; religion
or good sense. It is the parent of nearly every
other evil in our country.
DON’T MISTAKE YOUR VOCATION
The safest plan, and the one most
sure of success for the young man starting in life,
is to select the vocation which is most congenial
to his tastes. Parents and guardians are often
quite too negligent in regard to this. It very
common for a father to say, for example: “I
have five boys. I will make Billy a clergyman;
John a lawyer; Tom a doctor, and Dick a farmer.”
He then goes into town and looks about to see what
he will do with Sammy. He returns home and says
“Sammy, I see watch-making is a nice genteel
business; I think I will make you a goldsmith.”
He does this, regardless of Sam’s natural inclinations,
or genius.
We are all, no doubt, born for a wise
purpose. There is as much diversity in our brains
as in our countenances. Some are born natural
mechanics, while some have great aversion to machinery.
Let a dozen boys of ten years get together, and you
will soon observe two or three are “whittling”
out some ingenious device; working with locks or complicated
machinery. When they were but five years old,
their father could find no toy to please them like
a puzzle. They are natural mechanics; but the
other eight or nine boys have different aptitudes.
I belong to the latter class; I never had the slightest
love for mechanism; on the contrary, I have a sort
of abhorrence for complicated machinery. I never
had ingenuity enough to whittle a cider tap so it would
not leak. I never could make a pen that I could
write with, or understand the principle of a steam
engine. If a man was to take such a boy as I
was, and attempt to make a watchmaker of him, the boy
might, after an apprenticeship of five or seven years,
be able to take apart and put together a watch; but
all through life he would be working up hill and seizing
every excuse for leaving his work and idling away his
time. Watchmaking is repulsive to him.
Unless a man enters upon the vocation
intended for him by nature, and best suited to his
peculiar genius, he cannot succeed. I am glad
to believe that the majority of persons do find their
right vocation. Yet we see many who have mistaken
their calling, from the blacksmith up (or down) to
the clergyman. You will see, for instance, that
extraordinary linguist the “learned blacksmith,”
who ought to have been a teacher of languages; and
you may have seen lawyers, doctors and clergymen who
were better fitted by nature for the anvil or the
lapstone.
SELECT THE RIGHT LOCATION
After securing the right vocation,
you must be careful to select the proper location.
You may have been cut out for a hotel keeper, and
they say it requires a genius to “know how to
keep a hotel.” You might conduct a hotel
like clock-work, and provide satisfactorily for five
hundred guests every day; yet, if you should locate
your house in a small village where there is no railroad
communication or public travel, the location would
be your ruin. It is equally important that you
do not commence business where there are already enough
to meet all demands in the same occupation. I
remember a case which illustrates this subject.
When I was in London in 1858, I was passing down Holborn
with an English friend and came to the “penny
shows.” They had immense cartoons outside,
portraying the wonderful curiosities to be seen “all
for a penny.” Being a little in the “show
line” myself, I said “let us go in here.”
We soon found ourselves in the presence of the illustrious
showman, and he proved to be the sharpest man in that
line I had ever met. He told us some extraordinary
stories in reference to his bearded ladies, his Albinos,
and his Armadillos, which we could hardly believe,
but thought it “better to believe it than look
after the proof’.” He finally begged
to call our attention to some wax statuary, and showed
us a lot of the dirtiest and filthiest wax figures
imaginable. They looked as if they had not seen
water since the Deluge.
“What is there so wonderful
about your statuary?” I asked.
“I beg you not to speak so satirically,”
he replied, “Sir, these are not Madam Tussaud’s
wax figures, all covered with gilt and tinsel and
imitation diamonds, and copied from engravings and
photographs. Mine, sir, were taken from life.
Whenever you look upon one of those figures, you may
consider that you are looking upon the living individual.”
Glancing casually at them, I saw one
labeled “Henry VIII,” and feeling a little
curious upon seeing that it looked like Calvin Edson,
the living skeleton, I said: “Do you call
that ‘Henry the Eighth?’” He replied,
“Certainly; sir; it was taken from life at Hampton
Court, by special order of his majesty; on such a
day.”
He would have given the hour of the
day if I had resisted; I said, “Everybody knows
that ‘Henry VIII.’ was a great stout old
king, and that figure is lean and lank; what do you
say to that?”
“Why,” he replied, “you
would be lean and lank yourself if you sat there as
long as he has.”
There was no resisting such arguments.
I said to my English friend, “Let us go out;
do not tell him who I am; I show the white feather;
he beats me.”
He followed us to the door, and seeing
the rabble in the street, he called out, “ladies
and gentlemen, I beg to draw your attention to the
respectable character of my visitors,” pointing
to us as we walked away. I called upon him a
couple of days afterwards; told him who I was, and
said:
“My friend, you are an excellent
showman, but you have selected a bad location.”
He replied, “This is true, sir;
I feel that all my talents are thrown away; but what
can I do?”
“You can go to America,”
I replied. “You can give full play to your
faculties over there; you will find plenty of elbowroom
in America; I will engage you for two years; after
that you will be able to go on your own account.”
He accepted my offer and remained
two years in my New York Museum. He then went
to New Orleans and carried on a traveling show business
during the summer. To-day he is worth sixty thousand
dollars, simply because he selected the right vocation
and also secured the proper location. The old
proverb says, “Three removes are as bad as a
fire,” but when a man is in the fire, it matters
but little how soon or how often he removes.
AVOID DEBT
Young men starting in life should
avoid running into debt. There is scarcely anything
that drags a person down like debt. It is a slavish
position to get in, yet we find many a young man, hardly
out of his “teens,” running in debt.
He meets a chum and says, “Look at this:
I have got trusted for a new suit of clothes.”
He seems to look upon the clothes as so much given
to him; well, it frequently is so, but, if he succeeds
in paying and then gets trusted again, he is adopting
a habit which will keep him in poverty through life.
Debt robs a man of his self-respect, and makes him
almost despise himself. Grunting and groaning
and working for what he has eaten up or worn out, and
now when he is called upon to pay up, he has nothing
to show for his money; this is properly termed “working
for a dead horse.” I do not speak of merchants
buying and selling on credit, or of those who buy on
credit in order to turn the purchase to a profit.
The old Quaker said to his farmer son, “John,
never get trusted; but if thee gets trusted for anything,
let it be for ‘manure,’ because that will
help thee pay it back again.”
Mr. Beecher advised young men to get
in debt if they could to a small amount in the purchase
of land, in the country districts. “If a
young man,” he says, “will only get in
debt for some land and then get married, these two
things will keep him straight, or nothing will.”
This may be safe to a limited extent, but getting
in debt for what you eat and drink and wear is to
be avoided. Some families have a foolish habit
of getting credit at “the stores,” and
thus frequently purchase many things which might have
been dispensed with.
It is all very well to say; “I
have got trusted for sixty days, and if I don’t
have the money the creditor will think nothing about
it.” There is no class of people in the
world, who have such good memories as creditors.
When the sixty days run out, you will have to pay.
If you do not pay, you will break your promise, and
probably resort to a falsehood. You may make
some excuse or get in debt elsewhere to pay it, but
that only involves you the deeper.
A good-looking, lazy young fellow,
was the apprentice boy, Horatio. His employer
said, “Horatio, did you ever see a snail?”
“I think I have,”
he drawled out. “You must have met him then,
for I am sure you never overtook one,” said
the “boss.” Your creditor will meet
you or overtake you and say, “Now, my young
friend, you agreed to pay me; you have not done it,
you must give me your note.” You give the
note on interest and it commences working against
you; “it is a dead horse.” The creditor
goes to bed at night and wakes up in the morning better
off than when he retired to bed, because his interest
has increased during the night, but you grow poorer
while you are sleeping, for the interest is accumulating
against you.
Money is in some respects like fire;
it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.
When you have it mastering you; when interest is constantly
piling up against you, it will keep you down in the
worst kind of slavery. But let money work for
you, and you have the most devoted servant in the
world. It is no “eye-servant.”
There is nothing animate or inanimate that will work
so faithfully as money when placed at interest, well
secured. It works night and day, and in wet or
dry weather.
I was born in the blue-law State of
Connecticut, where the old Puritans had laws so rigid
that it was said, “they fined a man for kissing
his wife on Sunday.” Yet these rich old
Puritans would have thousands of dollars at interest,
and on Saturday night would be worth a certain amount;
on Sunday they would go to church and perform all the
duties of a Christian. On waking up on Monday
morning, they would find themselves considerably richer
than the Saturday night previous, simply because their
money placed at interest had worked faithfully for
them all day Sunday, according to law!
Do not let it work against you; if
you do there is no chance for success in life so far
as money is concerned. John Randolph, the eccentric
Virginian, once exclaimed in Congress, “Mr. Speaker,
I have discovered the philosopher’s stone:
pay as you go.” This is, indeed, nearer
to the philosopher’s stone than any alchemist
has ever yet arrived.
PERSEVERE
When a man is in the right path, he
must persevere. I speak of this because there
are some persons who are “born tired;”
naturally lazy and possessing no self-reliance and
no perseverance. But they can cultivate these
qualities, as Davy Crockett said:
“This thing remember, when I
am dead: Be sure you are right, then go ahead.”
It is this go-aheaditiveness, this
determination not to let the “horrors”
or the “blues” take possession of you,
so as to make you relax your energies in the struggle
for independence, which you must cultivate.
How many have almost reached the goal
of their ambition, but, losing faith in themselves,
have relaxed their energies, and the golden prize
has been lost forever.
It is, no doubt, often true, as Shakespeare says:
“There is a tide in the affairs
of men, Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.”
If you hesitate, some bolder hand
will stretch out before you and get the prize.
Remember the proverb of Solomon: “He becometh
poor that dealeth with a slack hand; but the hand
of the diligent maketh rich.”
Perseverance is sometimes but another
word for self-reliance. Many persons naturally
look on the dark side of life, and borrow trouble.
They are born so. Then they ask for advice, and
they will be governed by one wind and blown by another,
and cannot rely upon themselves. Until you can
get so that you can rely upon yourself, you need not
expect to succeed.
I have known men, personally, who
have met with pecuniary reverses, and absolutely committed
suicide, because they thought they could never overcome
their misfortune. But I have known others who
have met more serious financial difficulties, and
have bridged them over by simple perseverance, aided
by a firm belief that they were doing justly, and
that Providence would “overcome evil with good.”
You will see this illustrated in any sphere of life.
Take two generals; both understand
military tactics, both educated at West Point, if
you please, both equally gifted; yet one, having this
principle of perseverance, and the other lacking it,
the former will succeed in his profession, while the
latter will fail. One may hear the cry, “the
enemy are coming, and they have got cannon.”
“Got cannon?” says the hesitating general.
“Yes.”
“Then halt every man.”
He wants time to reflect; his hesitation
is his ruin; the enemy passes unmolested, or overwhelms
him; while on the other hand, the general of pluck,
perseverance and self-reliance, goes into battle with
a will, and, amid the clash of arms, the booming of
cannon, the shrieks of the wounded, and the moans
of the dying, you will see this man persevering, going
on, cutting and slashing his way through with unwavering
determination, inspiring his soldiers to deeds of fortitude,
valor, and triumph.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
Work at it, if necessary, early and
late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone
unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that
which can be done just as well now. The old proverb
is full of truth and meaning, “Whatever is worth
doing at all, is worth doing well.” Many
a man acquires a fortune by doing his business thoroughly,
while his neighbor remains poor for life, because
he only half does it. Ambition, energy, industry,
perseverance, are indispensable requisites for success
in business.
Fortune always favors the brave, and
never helps a man who does not help himself.
It won’t do to spend your time like Mr. Micawber,
in waiting for something to “turn up.”
To such men one of two things usually “turns
up:” the poorhouse or the jail; for idleness
breeds bad habits, and clothes a man in rags.
The poor spendthrift vagabond says to a rich man:
“I have discovered there is
enough money in the world for all of us, if it was
equally divided; this must be done, and we shall all
be happy together.”
“But,” was the response,
“if everybody was like you, it would be spent
in two months, and what would you do then?”
“Oh! divide again; keep dividing, of course!”
I was recently reading in a London
paper an account of a like philosophic pauper who
was kicked out of a cheap boarding-house because he
could not pay his bill, but he had a roll of papers
sticking out of his coat pocket, which, upon examination,
proved to be his plan for paying off the national
debt of England without the aid of a penny. People
have got to do as Cromwell said: “not only
trust in Providence, but keep the powder dry.”
Do your part of the work, or you cannot succeed.
Mahomet, one night, while encamping in the desert,
overheard one of his fatigued followers remark:
“I will loose my camel, and trust it to God!”
“No, no, not so,” said the prophet, “tie
thy camel, and trust it to God!” Do all you
can for yourselves, and then trust to Providence,
or luck, or whatever you please to call it, for the
rest.
Depend upon your own personal
exertions.
The eye of the employer is often worth
more than the hands of a dozen employees. In
the nature of things, an agent cannot be so faithful
to his employer as to himself. Many who are employers
will call to mind instances where the best employees
have overlooked important points which could not have
escaped their own observation as a proprietor.
No man has a right to expect to succeed in life unless
he understands his business, and nobody can understand
his business thoroughly unless he learns it by personal
application and experience. A man may be a manufacturer:
he has got to learn the many details of his business
personally; he will learn something every day, and
he will find he will make mistakes nearly every day.
And these very mistakes are helps to him in the way
of experiences if he but heeds them. He will be
like the Yankee tin-peddler, who, having been cheated
as to quality in the purchase of his merchandise,
said: “All right, there’s a little
information to be gained every day; I will never be
cheated in that way again.” Thus a man
buys his experience, and it is the best kind if not
purchased at too dear a rate.
I hold that every man should, like
Cuvier, the French naturalist, thoroughly know his
business. So proficient was he in the study of
natural history, that you might bring to him the bone,
or even a section of a bone of an animal which he
had never seen described, and, reasoning from analogy,
he would be able to draw a picture of the object from
which the bone had been taken. On one occasion
his students attempted to deceive him. They rolled
one of their number in a cow skin and put him under
the professor’s table as a new specimen.
When the philosopher came into the room, some of the
students asked him what animal it was. Suddenly
the animal said “I am the devil and I am going
to eat you.” It was but natural that Cuvier
should desire to classify this creature, and examining
it intently, he said:
“Divided hoof; graminivorous! It cannot
be done.”
He knew that an animal with a split
hoof must live upon grass and grain, or other kind
of vegetation, and would not be inclined to eat flesh,
dead or alive, so he considered himself perfectly safe.
The possession of a perfect knowledge of your business
is an absolute necessity in order to insure success.
Among the maxims of the elder Rothschild
was one, all apparent paradox: “Be cautious
and bold.” This seems to be a contradiction
in terms, but it is not, and there is great wisdom
in the maxim. It is, in fact, a condensed statement
of what I have already said. It is to say; “you
must exercise your caution in laying your plans, but
be bold in carrying them out.” A man who
is all caution, will never dare to take hold and be
successful; and a man who is all boldness, is merely
reckless, and must eventually fail. A man may
go on “’change” and make fifty, or
one hundred thousand dollars in speculating in stocks,
at a single operation. But if he has simple boldness
without caution, it is mere chance, and what he gains
to-day he will lose to-morrow. You must have
both the caution and the boldness, to insure success.
The Rothschilds have another
maxim: “Never have anything to do with an
unlucky man or place.” That is to say, never
have anything to do with a man or place which never
succeeds, because, although a man may appear to be
honest and intelligent, yet if he tries this or that
thing and always fails, it is on account of some fault
or infirmity that you may not be able to discover
but nevertheless which must exist.
There is no such thing in the world
as luck. There never was a man who could go out
in the morning and find a purse full of gold in the
street to-day, and another to-morrow, and so on, day
after day: He may do so once in his life; but
so far as mere luck is concerned, he is as liable
to lose it as to find it. “Like causes produce
like effects.” If a man adopts the proper
methods to be successful, “luck” will not
prevent him. If he does not succeed, there are
reasons for it, although, perhaps, he may not be able
to see them.
USE THE BEST TOOLS
Men in engaging employees should be
careful to get the best. Understand, you cannot
have too good tools to work with, and there is no tool
you should be so particular about as living tools.
If you get a good one, it is better to keep him, than
keep changing. He learns something every day;
and you are benefited by the experience he acquires.
He is worth more to you this year than last, and he
is the last man to part with, provided his habits
are good, and he continues faithful. If, as he
gets more valuable, he demands an exorbitant increase
of salary; on the supposition that you can’t
do without him, let him go. Whenever I have such
an employee, I always discharge him; first, to convince
him that his place may be supplied, and second, because
he is good for nothing if he thinks he is invaluable
and cannot be spared.
But I would keep him, if possible,
in order to profit from the result of his experience.
An important element in an employee is the brain.
You can see bills up, “Hands Wanted,”
but “hands” are not worth a great deal
without “heads.” Mr. Beecher illustrates
this, in this wise:
An employee offers his services by
saving, “I have a pair of hands and one of my
fingers thinks.” “That is very good,”
says the employer. Another man comes along, and
says “he has two fingers that think.”
“Ah! that is better.” But a third
calls in and says that “all his fingers and
thumbs think.” That is better still.
Finally another steps in and says, “I have a
brain that thinks; I think all over; I am a thinking
as well as a working man!” “You are the
man I want,” says the delighted employer.
Those men who have brains and experience
are therefore the most valuable and not to be readily
parted with; it is better for them, as well as yourself,
to keep them, at reasonable advances in their salaries
from time to time.
DON’T GET ABOVE YOUR BUSINESS
Young men after they get through their
business training, or apprenticeship, instead of pursuing
their avocation and rising in their business, will
often lie about doing nothing. They say; “I
have learned my business, but I am not going to be
a hireling; what is the object of learning my trade
or profession, unless I establish myself?’”
“Have you capital to start with?”
“No, but I am going to have it.”
“How are you going to get it?”
“I will tell you confidentially;
I have a wealthy old aunt, and she will die pretty
soon; but if she does not, I expect to find some rich
old man who will lend me a few thousands to give me
a start. If I only get the money to start with
I will do well.”
There is no greater mistake than when
a young man believes he will succeed with borrowed
money. Why? Because every man’s experience
coincides with that of Mr. Astor, who said, “it
was more difficult for him to accumulate his first
thousand dollars, than all the succeeding millions
that made up his colossal fortune.” Money
is good for nothing unless you know the value of it
by experience. Give a boy twenty thousand dollars
and put him in business, and the chances are that he
will lose every dollar of it before he is a year older.
Like buying a ticket in the lottery; and drawing a
prize, it is “easy come, easy go.”
He does not know the value of it; nothing is worth
anything, unless it costs effort. Without self-denial
and economy; patience and perseverance, and commencing
with capital which you have not earned, you are not
sure to succeed in accumulating. Young men, instead
of “waiting for dead men’s shoes,”
should be up and doing, for there is no class of persons
who are so unaccommodating in regard to dying as these
rich old people, and it is fortunate for the expectant
heirs that it is so. Nine out of ten of the rich
men of our country to-day, started out in life as
poor boys, with determined wills, industry, perseverance,
economy and good habits. They went on gradually,
made their own money and saved it; and this is the
best way to acquire a fortune. Stephen Girard
started life as a poor cabin boy, and died worth nine
million dollars. A.T. Stewart was a poor
Irish boy; and he paid taxes on a million and a half
dollars of income, per year. John Jacob Astor
was a poor farmer boy, and died worth twenty millions.
Cornelius Vanderbilt began life rowing a boat from
Staten Island to New York; he presented our government
with a steamship worth a million of dollars, and died
worth fifty million. “There is no royal
road to learning,” says the proverb, and I may
say it is equally true, “there is no royal road
to wealth.” But I think there is a royal
road to both. The road to learning is a royal
one; the road that enables the student to expand his
intellect and add every day to his stock of knowledge,
until, in the pleasant process of intellectual growth,
he is able to solve the most profound problems, to
count the stars, to analyze every atom of the globe,
and to measure the firmament this is a regal highway,
and it is the only road worth traveling.
So in regard to wealth. Go on
in confidence, study the rules, and above all things,
study human nature; for “the proper study of
mankind is man,” and you will find that while
expanding the intellect and the muscles, your enlarged
experience will enable you every day to accumulate
more and more principal, which will increase itself
by interest and otherwise, until you arrive at a state
of independence. You will find, as a general
thing, that the poor boys get rich and the rich boys
get poor. For instance, a rich man at his decease,
leaves a large estate to his family. His eldest
sons, who have helped him earn his fortune, know by
experience the value of money; and they take their
inheritance and add to it. The separate portions
of the young children are placed at interest, and
the little fellows are patted on the head, and told
a dozen times a day, “you are rich; you will
never have to work, you can always have whatever you
wish, for you were born with a golden spoon in your
mouth.” The young heir soon finds out what
that means; he has the finest dresses and playthings;
he is crammed with sugar candies and almost “killed
with kindness,” and he passes from school to
school, petted and flattered. He becomes arrogant
and self-conceited, abuses his teachers, and carries
everything with a high hand. He knows nothing
of the real value of money, having never earned any;
but he knows all about the “golden spoon”
business. At college, he invites his poor fellow-students
to his room, where he “wines and dines”
them. He is cajoled and caressed, and called a
glorious good follow, because he is so lavish of his
money. He gives his game suppers, drives his
fast horses, invites his chums to fêtes and parties,
determined to have lots of “good times.”
He spends the night in frolics and debauchery, and
leads off his companions with the familiar song, “we
won’t go home till morning.” He gets
them to join him in pulling down signs, taking gates
from their hinges and throwing them into back yards
and horse-ponds. If the police arrest them, he
knocks them down, is taken to the lockup, and joyfully
foots the bills.
“Ah! my boys,” he cries,
“what is the use of being rich, if you can’t
enjoy yourself?”
He might more truly say, “if
you can’t make a fool of yourself;” but
he is “fast,” hates slow things, and doesn’t
“see it.” Young men loaded down with
other people’s money are almost sure to lose
all they inherit, and they acquire all sorts of bad
habits which, in the majority of cases, ruin them
in health, purse and character. In this country,
one generation follows another, and the poor of to-day
are rich in the next generation, or the third.
Their experience leads them on, and they become rich,
and they leave vast riches to their young children.
These children, having been reared in luxury, are
inexperienced and get poor; and after long experience
another generation comes on and gathers up riches
again in turn. And thus “history repeats
itself,” and happy is he who by listening to
the experience of others avoids the rocks and shoals
on which so many have been wrecked.
“In England, the business makes
the man.” If a man in that country is a
mechanic or working-man, he is not recognized as a
gentleman. On the occasion of my first appearance
before Queen Victoria, the Duke of Wellington asked
me what sphere in life General Tom Thumb’s parents
were in.
“His father is a carpenter,” I replied.
“Oh! I had heard he was a gentleman,”
was the response of His Grace.
In this Republican country, the man
makes the business. No matter whether he is a
blacksmith, a shoemaker, a farmer, banker or lawyer,
so long as his business is legitimate, he may be a
gentleman. So any “legitimate” business
is a double blessing it helps the man engaged in it,
and also helps others. The Farmer supports his
own family, but he also benefits the merchant or mechanic
who needs the products of his farm. The tailor
not only makes a living by his trade, but he also
benefits the farmer, the clergyman and others who cannot
make their own clothing. But all these classes
often may be gentlemen.
The great ambition should be to excel
all others engaged in the same occupation.
The college-student who was about
graduating, said to an old lawyer:
“I have not yet decided which
profession I will follow. Is your profession
full?”
“The basement is much crowded,
but there is plenty of room up-stairs,” was
the witty and truthful reply.
No profession, trade, or calling,
is overcrowded in the upper story. Wherever you
find the most honest and intelligent merchant or banker,
or the best lawyer, the best doctor, the best clergyman,
the best shoemaker, carpenter, or anything else, that
man is most sought for, and has always enough to do.
As a nation, Americans are too superficial they
are striving to get rich quickly, and do not generally
do their business as substantially and thoroughly as
they should, but whoever excels all others in his
own line, if his habits are good and his integrity
undoubted, cannot fail to secure abundant patronage,
and the wealth that naturally follows. Let your
motto then always be “Excelsior,” for
by living up to it there is no such word as fail.
LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL
Every man should make his son or daughter
learn some useful trade or profession, so that in
these days of changing fortunes of being rich to-day
and poor tomorrow they may have something tangible
to fall back upon. This provision might save
many persons from misery, who by some unexpected turn
of fortune have lost all their means.
LET HOPE PREDOMINATE, BUT BE NOT TOO VISIONARY
Many persons are always kept poor,
because they are too visionary. Every project
looks to them like certain success, and therefore they
keep changing from one business to another, always
in hot water, always “under the harrow.”
The plan of “counting the chickens before they
are hatched” is an error of ancient date, but
it does not seem to improve by age.
DO NOT SCATTER YOUR POWERS
Engage in one kind of business only,
and stick to it faithfully until you succeed, or until
your experience shows that you should abandon it.
A constant hammering on one nail will generally drive
it home at last, so that it can be clinched.
When a man’s undivided attention is centered
on one object, his mind will constantly be suggesting
improvements of value, which would escape him if his
brain was occupied by a dozen different subjects at
once. Many a fortune has slipped through a man’s
fingers because he was engaged in too many occupations
at a time. There is good sense in the old caution
against having too many irons in the fire at once.
BE SYSTEMATIC
Men should be systematic in their
business. A person who does business by rule,
having a time and place for everything, doing his work
promptly, will accomplish twice as much and with half
the trouble of him who does it carelessly and slipshod.
By introducing system into all your transactions,
doing one thing at a time, always meeting appointments
with punctuality, you find leisure for pastime and
recreation; whereas the man who only half does one
thing, and then turns to something else, and half
does that, will have his business at loose ends, and
will never know when his day’s work is done,
for it never will be done. Of course, there is
a limit to all these rules. We must try to preserve
the happy medium, for there is such a thing as being
too systematic. There are men and women, for
instance, who put away things so carefully that they
can never find them again. It is too much like
the “red tape” formality at Washington,
and Mr. Dickens’ “Circumlocution Office,” all
theory and no result.
When the “Astor House”
was first started in New York city, it was undoubtedly
the best hotel in the country. The proprietors
had learned a good deal in Europe regarding hotels,
and the landlords were proud of the rigid system which
pervaded every department of their great establishment.
When twelve o’clock at night had arrived, and
there were a number of guests around, one of the proprietors
would say, “Touch that bell, John;” and
in two minutes sixty servants, with a water-bucket
in each hand, would present themselves in the hall.
“This,” said the landlord, addressing
his guests, “is our fire-bell; it will show you
we are quite safe here; we do everything systematically.”
This was before the Croton water was introduced into
the city. But they sometimes carried their system
too far. On one occasion, when the hotel was
thronged with guests, one of the waiters was suddenly
indisposed, and although there were fifty waiters
in the hotel, the landlord thought he must have his
full complement, or his “system” would
be interfered with. Just before dinner-time,
he rushed down stairs and said, “There must be
another waiter, I am one waiter short, what can I do?”
He happened to see “Boots,” the Irishman.
“Pat,” said he, “wash your hands
and face; take that white apron and come into the
dining-room in five minutes.” Presently
Pat appeared as required, and the proprietor said:
“Now Pat, you must stand behind these two chairs,
and wait on the gentlemen who will occupy them; did
you ever act as a waiter?”
“I know all about it, sure, but I never did
it.”
Like the Irish pilot, on one occasion
when the captain, thinking he was considerably out
of his course, asked, “Are you certain you understand
what you are doing?”
Pat replied, “Sure and I knows
every rock in the channel.”
That moment, “bang” thumped the vessel
against a rock.
“Ah! be-jabers, and that is
one of ’em,” continued the pilot.
But to return to the dining-room. “Pat,”
said the landlord, “here we do everything systematically.
You must first give the gentlemen each a plate of
soup, and when they finish that, ask them what they
will have next.”
Pat replied, “Ah! an’
I understand parfectly the vartues of shystem.”
Very soon in came the guests.
The plates of soup were placed before them. One
of Pat’s two gentlemen ate his soup; the other
did not care for it. He said: “Waiter,
take this plate away and bring me some fish.”
Pat looked at the untasted plate of soup, and remembering
the instructions of the landlord in regard to “system,”
replied: “Not till ye have ate yer supe!”
Of course that was carrying “system” entirely
too far.
READ THE NEWSPAPERS
Always take a trustworthy newspaper,
and thus keep thoroughly posted in regard to the transactions
of the world. He who is without a newspaper is
cut off from his species. In these days of telegraphs
and steam, many important inventions and improvements
in every branch of trade are being made, and he who
don’t consult the newspapers will soon find himself
and his business left out in the cold.
BEWARE OF “OUTSIDE OPERATIONS”
We sometimes see men who have obtained
fortunes, suddenly become poor. In many cases,
this arises from intemperance, and often from gaming,
and other bad habits. Frequently it occurs because
a man has been engaged in “outside operations,”
of some sort. When he gets rich in his legitimate
business, he is told of a grand speculation where he
can make a score of thousands. He is constantly
flattered by his friends, who tell him that he is
born lucky, that everything he touches turns into gold.
Now if he forgets that his economical habits, his
rectitude of conduct and a personal attention to a
business which he understood, caused his success in
life, he will listen to the siren voices. He says:
“I will put in twenty thousand
dollars. I have been lucky, and my good luck
will soon bring me back sixty thousand dollars.”
A few days elapse and it is discovered
he must put in ten thousand dollars more: soon
after he is told “it is all right,” but
certain matters not foreseen, require an advance of
twenty thousand dollars more, which will bring him
a rich harvest; but before the time comes around to
realize, the bubble bursts, he loses all he is possessed
of, and then he learns what he ought to have known
at the first, that however successful a man may be
in his own business, if he turns from that and engages
ill a business which he don’t understand, he
is like Samson when shorn of his locks his strength
has departed, and he becomes like other men.
If a man has plenty of money, he ought
to invest something in everything that appears to
promise success, and that will probably benefit mankind;
but let the sums thus invested be moderate in amount,
and never let a man foolishly jeopardize a fortune
that he has earned in a legitimate way, by investing
it in things in which he has had no experience.
DON’T INDORSE WITHOUT SECURITY
I hold that no man ought ever to indorse
a note or become security, for any man, be it his
father or brother, to a greater extent than he can
afford to lose and care nothing about, without taking
good security. Here is a man that is worth twenty
thousand dollars; he is doing a thriving manufacturing
or mercantile trade; you are retired and living on
your money; he comes to you and says:
“You are aware that I am worth
twenty thousand dollars, and don’t owe a dollar;
if I had five thousand dollars in cash, I could purchase
a particular lot of goods and double my money in a
couple of months; will you indorse my note for that
amount?”
You reflect that he is worth twenty
thousand dollars, and you incur no risk by endorsing
his note; you like to accommodate him, and you lend
your name without taking the precaution of getting
security. Shortly after, he shows you the note
with your endorsement canceled, and tells you, probably
truly, “that he made the profit that he expected
by the operation,” you reflect that you have
done a good action, and the thought makes you feel
happy. By and by, the same thing occurs again
and you do it again; you have already fixed the impression
in your mind that it is perfectly safe to indorse
his notes without security.
But the trouble is, this man is getting
money too easily. He has only to take your note
to the bank, get it discounted and take the cash.
He gets money for the time being without effort; without
inconvenience to himself. Now mark the result.
He sees a chance for speculation outside of his business.
A temporary investment of only $10,000 is required.
It is sure to come back before a note at the bank
would be due. He places a note for that amount
before you. You sign it almost mechanically.
Being firmly convinced that your friend is responsible
and trustworthy; you indorse his notes as a “matter
of course.”
Unfortunately the speculation does
not come to a head quite so soon as was expected,
and another $10,000 note must be discounted to take
up the last one when due. Before this note matures
the speculation has proved an utter failure and all
the money is lost. Does the loser tell his friend,
the endorser, that he has lost half of his fortune?
Not at all. He don’t even mention that
he has speculated at all. But he has got excited;
the spirit of speculation has seized him; he sees others
making large sums in this way (we seldom hear of the
losers), and, like other speculators, he “looks
for his money where he loses it.” He tries
again. endorsing notes has become chronic with you,
and at every loss he gets your signature for whatever
amount he wants. Finally you discover your friend
has lost all of his property and all of yours.
You are overwhelmed with astonishment and grief, and
you say “it is a hard thing; my friend here
has ruined me,” but, you should add, “I
have also ruined him.” If you had said
in the first place, “I will accommodate you,
but I never indorse without taking ample security,”
he could not have gone beyond the length of his tether,
and he would never have been tempted away from his
legitimate business. It is a very dangerous thing,
therefore, at any time, to let people get possession
of money too easily; it tempts them to hazardous speculations,
if nothing more. Solomon truly said “he
that hateth suretiship is sure.”
So with the young man starting in
business; let him understand the value of money by
earning it. When he does understand its value,
then grease the wheels a little in helping him to
start business, but remember, men who get money with
too great facility cannot usually succeed. You
must get the first dollars by hard knocks, and at
some sacrifice, in order to appreciate the value of
those dollars.
ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS
We all depend, more or less, upon
the public for our support. We all trade with
the public lawyers, doctors, shoemakers,
artists, blacksmiths, showmen, opera stagers, railroad
presidents, and college professors. Those who
deal with the public must be careful that their goods
are valuable; that they are genuine, and will give
satisfaction. When you get an article which you
know is going to please your customers, and that when
they have tried it, they will feel they have got their
money’s worth, then let the fact be known that
you have got it. Be careful to advertise it in
some shape or other because it is evident that if
a man has ever so good an article for sale, and nobody
knows it, it will bring him no return. In a country
like this, where nearly everybody reads, and where
newspapers are issued and circulated in editions of
five thousand to two hundred thousand, it would be
very unwise if this channel was not taken advantage
of to reach the public in advertising. A newspaper
goes into the family, and is read by wife and children,
as well as the head of the home; hence hundreds and
thousands of people may read your advertisement, while
you are attending to your routine business. Many,
perhaps, read it while you are asleep. The whole
philosophy of life is, first “sow,” then
“reap.” That is the way the farmer
does; he plants his potatoes and corn, and sows his
grain, and then goes about something else, and the
time comes when he reaps. But he never reaps
first and sows afterwards. This principle applies
to all kinds of business, and to nothing more eminently
than to advertising. If a man has a genuine article,
there is no way in which he can reap more advantageously
than by “sowing” to the public in this
way. He must, of course, have a really good article,
and one which will please his customers; anything
spurious will not succeed permanently because the
public is wiser than many imagine. Men and women
are selfish, and we all prefer purchasing where we
can get the most for our money and we try to find
out where we can most surely do so.
You may advertise a spurious article,
and induce many people to call and buy it once, but
they will denounce you as an impostor and swindler,
and your business will gradually die out and leave
you poor. This is right. Few people can
safely depend upon chance custom. You all need
to have your customers return and purchase again.
A man said to me, “I have tried advertising
and did not succeed; yet I have a good article.”
I replied, “My friend, there
may be exceptions to a general rule. But how
do you advertise?”
“I put it in a weekly newspaper
three times, and paid a dollar and a half for it.”
I replied: “Sir, advertising is like learning ’a
little is a dangerous thing!’”
A French writer says that “The
reader of a newspaper does not see the first mention
of an ordinary advertisement; the second insertion
he sees, but does not read; the third insertion he
reads; the fourth insertion, he looks at the price;
the fifth insertion, he speaks of it to his wife;
the sixth insertion, he is ready to purchase, and the
seventh insertion, he purchases.” Your object
in advertising is to make the public understand what
you have got to sell, and if you have not the pluck
to keep advertising, until you have imparted that information,
all the money you have spent is lost. You are
like the fellow who told the gentleman if he would
give him ten cents it would save him a dollar.
“How can I help you so much with so small a sum?”
asked the gentleman in surprise. “I started
out this morning (hiccuped the fellow) with the full
determination to get drunk, and I have spent my only
dollar to accomplish the object, and it has not quite
done it. Ten cents worth more of whiskey would
just do it, and in this manner I should save the dollar
already expended.”
So a man who advertises at all must
keep it up until the public know who and what he is,
and what his business is, or else the money invested
in advertising is lost.
Some men have a peculiar genius for
writing a striking advertisement, one that will arrest
the attention of the reader at first sight. This
fact, of course, gives the advertiser a great advantage.
Sometimes a man makes himself popular by an unique
sign or a curious display in his window, recently
I observed a swing sign extending over the sidewalk
in front of a store, on which was the inscription
in plain letters,
"DON'T READ THE OTHER SIDE"
Of course I did, and so did everybody
else, and I learned that the man had made all independence
by first attracting the public to his business in
that way and then using his customers well afterwards.
Genin, the hatter, bought the first
Jenny Lind ticket at auction for two hundred and twenty-five
dollars, because he knew it would be a good advertisement
for him. “Who is the bidder?” said
the auctioneer, as he knocked down that ticket at
Castle Garden. “Genin, the hatter,”
was the response. Here were thousands of people
from the Fifth avenue, and from distant cities in
the highest stations in life. “Who is ‘Genin,’
the hatter?” they exclaimed. They had never
heard of him before. The next morning the newspapers
and telegraph had circulated the facts from Maine
to Texas, and from five to ten millions off people
had read that the tickets sold at auction For Jenny
Lind’s first concert amounted to about twenty
thousand dollars, and that a single ticket was sold
at two hundred and twenty-five dollars, to “Genin,
the hatter.” Men throughout the country
involuntarily took off their hats to see if they had
a “Genin” hat on their heads. At
a town in Iowa it was found that in the crowd around
the post office, there was one man who had a “Genin”
hat, and he showed it in triumph, although it was
worn out and not worth two cents. “Why,”
one man exclaimed, “you have a real ‘Genin’
hat; what a lucky fellow you are.” Another
man said, “Hang on to that hat, it will be a
valuable heir-loom in your family.” Still
another man in the crowd who seemed to envy the possessor
of this good fortune, said, “Come, give us all
a chance; put it up at auction!” He did so, and
it was sold as a keepsake for nine dollars and fifty
cents! What was the consequence to Mr. Genin?
He sold ten thousand extra hats per annum, the first
six years. Nine-tenths of the purchasers bought
of him, probably, out of curiosity, and many of them,
finding that he gave them an equivalent for their
money, became his regular customers. This novel
advertisement first struck their attention, and then,
as he made a good article, they came again.
Now I don’t say that everybody
should advertise as Mr. Genin did. But I say
if a man has got goods for sale, and he don’t
advertise them in some way, the chances are that some
day the sheriff will do it for him. Nor do I
say that everybody must advertise in a newspaper, or
indeed use “printers’ ink” at all.
On the contrary, although that article is indispensable
in the majority of cases, yet doctors and clergymen,
and sometimes lawyers and some others, can more effectually
reach the public in some other manner. But it
is obvious, they must be known in some way, else how
could they be supported?
BE POLITE AND KIND TO YOUR CUSTOMERS
Politeness and civility are the best
capital ever invested in business. Large stores,
gilt signs, flaming advertisements, will all prove
unavailing if you or your employees treat your patrons
abruptly. The truth is, the more kind and liberal
a man is, the more generous will be the patronage
bestowed upon him. “Like begets like.”
The man who gives the greatest amount of goods of
a corresponding quality for the least sum (still reserving
for himself a profit) will generally succeed best
in the long run. This brings us to the golden
rule, “As ye would that men should do to you,
do ye also to them” and they will do better by
you than if you always treated them as if you wanted
to get the most you could out of them for the least
return. Men who drive sharp bargains with their
customers, acting as if they never expected to see
them again, will not be mistaken. They will never
see them again as customers. People don’t
like to pay and get kicked also.
One of the ushers in my Museum once
told me he intended to whip a man who was in the lecture-room
as soon as he came out.
“What for?” I inquired.
“Because he said I was no gentleman,”
replied the usher.
“Never mind,” I replied,
“he pays for that, and you will not convince
him you are a gentleman by whipping him. I cannot
afford to lose a customer. If you whip him, he
will never visit the Museum again, and he will induce
friends to go with him to other places of amusement
instead of this, and thus you see, I should be a serious
loser.”
“But he insulted me,” muttered the usher.
“Exactly,” I replied,
“and if he owned the Museum, and you had paid
him for the privilege of visiting it, and he had then
insulted you, there might be some reason in your resenting
it, but in this instance he is the man who pays, while
we receive, and you must, therefore, put up with his
bad manners.”
My usher laughingly remarked, that
this was undoubtedly the true policy; but he added
that he should not object to an increase of salary
if he was expected to be abused in order to promote
my interest.
BE CHARITABLE
Of course men should be charitable,
because it is a duty and a pleasure. But even
as a matter of policy, if you possess no higher incentive,
you will find that the liberal man will command patronage,
while the sordid, uncharitable miser will be avoided.
Solomon says: “There is
that scattereth and yet increaseth; and there is that
withholdeth more than meet, but it tendeth to poverty.”
Of course the only true charity is that which is from
the heart.
The best kind of charity is to help
those who are willing to help themselves. Promiscuous
almsgiving, without inquiring into the worthiness
of the applicant, is bad in every sense. But to
search out and quietly assist those who are struggling
for themselves, is the kind that “scattereth
and yet increaseth.” But don’t fall
into the idea that some persons practice, of giving
a prayer instead of a potato, and a benediction instead
of bread, to the hungry. It is easier to make
Christians with full stomachs than empty.
DON’T BLAB
Some men have a foolish habit of telling
their business secrets. If they make money they
like to tell their neighbors how it was done.
Nothing is gained by this, and ofttimes much is lost.
Say nothing about your profits, your hopes, your expectations,
your intentions. And this should apply to letters
as well as to conversation. Goethe makes Mephistophilles
say: “Never write a letter nor destroy one.”
Business men must write letters, but they should be
careful what they put in them. If you are losing
money, be specially cautious and not tell of it, or
you will lose your reputation.
PRESERVE YOUR INTEGRITY
It is more precious than diamonds
or rubies. The old miser said to his sons:
“Get money; get it honestly if you can, but get
money:” This advice was not only atrociously
wicked, but it was the very essence of stupidity:
It was as much as to say, “if you find it difficult
to obtain money honestly, you can easily get it dishonestly.
Get it in that way.” Poor fool! Not
to know that the most difficult thing in life is to
make money dishonestly! Not to know that our
prisons are full of men who attempted to follow this
advice; not to understand that no man can be dishonest,
without soon being found out, and that when his lack
of principle is discovered, nearly every avenue to
success is closed against him forever. The public
very properly shun all whose integrity is doubted.
No matter how polite and pleasant and accommodating
a man may be, none of us dare to deal with him if
we suspect “false weights and measures.”
Strict honesty, not only lies at the foundation of
all success in life (financially), but in every other
respect. Uncompromising integrity of character
is invaluable. It secures to its possessor a
peace and joy which cannot be attained without it which
no amount of money, or houses and lands can purchase.
A man who is known to be strictly honest, may be ever
so poor, but he has the purses of all the community
at his disposal for all know that if he
promises to return what he borrows, he will never
disappoint them. As a mere matter of selfishness,
therefore, if a man had no higher motive for being
honest, all will find that the maxim of Dr. Franklin
can never fail to be true, that “honesty is
the best policy.”
To get rich, is not always equivalent
to being successful. “There are many rich
poor men,” while there are many others, honest
and devout men and women, who have never possessed
so much money as some rich persons squander in a week,
but who are nevertheless really richer and happier
than any man can ever be while he is a transgressor
of the higher laws of his being.
The inordinate love of money, no doubt,
may be and is “the root of all evil,”
but money itself, when properly used, is not only a
“handy thing to have in the house,” but
affords the gratification of blessing our race by
enabling its possessor to enlarge the scope of human
happiness and human influence. The desire for
wealth is nearly universal, and none can say it is
not laudable, provided the possessor of it accepts
its responsibilities, and uses it as a friend to humanity.
The history of money-getting, which
is commerce, is a history of civilization, and wherever
trade has flourished most, there, too, have art and
science produced the noblest fruits. In fact,
as a general thing, money-getters are the benefactors
of our race. To them, in a great measure, are
we indebted for our institutions of learning and of
art, our academies, colleges and churches. It
is no argument against the desire for, or the possession
of wealth, to say that there are sometimes misers
who hoard money only for the sake of hoarding and who
have no higher aspiration than to grasp everything
which comes within their reach. As we have sometimes
hypocrites in religion, and demagogues in politics,
so there are occasionally misers among money-getters.
These, however, are only exceptions to the general
rule. But when, in this country, we find such
a nuisance and stumbling block as a miser, we remember
with gratitude that in America we have no laws of
primogeniture, and that in the due course of nature
the time will come when the hoarded dust will be scattered
for the benefit of mankind. To all men and women,
therefore, do I conscientiously say, make money honestly,
and not otherwise, for Shakespeare has truly said,
“He that wants money, means, and content, is
without three good friends.”