I
The King of Ireland’s Son was
home again, but as he kept asking about a King and
a Kingdom no one had ever heard of, people thought
he had lost his wits in his search for the Enchanter
of the Black Back-Lands. He rode abroad every
day to ask strangers if they knew where the King of
the Land of Mist had his dominion and he came back
to his father’s every night in the hope that
one would be at the Castle who could tell him where
the place that he sought was. Maravaun wanted
to relate to him fables from “The Breastplate
of Instruction” but the King’s Son did
not hear a word that Maravaun said. After a while
he listened to the things that Art, the King’s
Steward, related to him, for it was Art who had shown
the King’s Son the leaden ring that was on his
finger. He took it off, remembering the betrothal
ring that the Little Sage had made, and then he saw
that it was not his, but Fedelma’s ring that
he wore. Then he felt as if Fedelma had sent
a message to him, and he was less wild in his thoughts.
Afterwards, in the evenings, when
he came back from his ridings, he would cross the
meadows with Art, the King’s Steward, or would
stand with him while the herdsmen drove the cattle
into the byres. Then he would listen to what
Art related to him. And one evening he heard Art
say, “The most remarkable event that happened
was the coming into this land of the King of the Cats.”
“I will listen to what you tell
me about it,” said the King’s Son.
“Then,” said Art, the King’s Steward,
“to your father’s Son in all truth be
it told”
The King of the Cats stood up.
He was a grand creature. His body was brown and
striped across as if one had burned on wood with a
hot poker. Like all the race of the Royal Cats
of the Isle of Man he was without a tail. But
he had extraordinarily fine whiskers. They went
each side of his face to the length of a dinner-dish.
He had such eyes that when he turned one of them upward
the bird that was flying across dropped from the sky.
And when he turned the other one down he could make
a hole in the floor.
He lived in the Isle of Man.
Once he had been King of the Cats of Ireland and Britain,
of Norway and Denmark, and the whole Northern and
Western World. But after the Norsemen won in the
wars the Cats of Norway and Britain swore by Thor
and Odin that they would give him no more allegiance.
So for a hundred years and a day he had got allegiance
only from the Cats of the Western World; that is, from
Ireland and the Islands beyond.
The tribute he received was still
worth having. In May he was sent a boatful of
herring. In August he was let have two boatfuls
of mackerel. In November he was given five barrels
of preserved mice. At other seasons he had for
his tribute one out of every hundred birds that flew
across the Island on their way to Ireland tomtits,
pee-wits, linnets, siskins, starlings, martíns,
wrens and tender young barn owls. He was also
sent the following as marks of allegiance and respect:
a salmon, to show his dominion over the rivers; the
skin of a marten to show his dominion in the woods;
a live cricket to show his dominion in the houses
of men; the horn of a cow, to show his right to a portion
of the milk produced in the Western World.
But the tribute from the Western World
became smaller and smaller. One year the boat
did not come with the herring. Mackerel was sent
to him afterwards but he knew it was sent to him because
so much was being taken out of the sea that the farmer-men
were plowing their mackerel-catches into the land
to make their crops grow. Then a year came when
he got neither the salmon nor the marten skin, neither
the live cricket nor the cow’s horn. Then
he got righteously and royally indignant. He
stood up on his four paws on the floor of his palace,
and declared to his wife that he himself was going
to Ireland to know what prevented the sending of his
lawful tribute to him. He called for his Prime
Minister then and said, “Prepare for Us our Speech
from the Throne.”
The Prime Minister went to the Parliament
House and wrote down “Oyez, Oyez, Oyez!”
But he could not remember any more of the ancient language
in which the speeches from the Throne were always written.
He went home and hanged himself with a measure of
tape and his wife buried the body under the hearth-stone.
“Speech or no speech,”
said the King of the Cats, “I’m going to
pay a royal visit to my subjects in Ireland.”
He went to the top of the cliff and
he made a spring. He landed on the deck of a
ship that was bringing the King of Norway’s daughter
to be married to the King of Scotland’s son.
The ship nearly sank with the crash of his body on
it. He ran up the sails and placed himself on
the mast of the ship. There he gathered his feet
together and made another spring. This time he
landed on a boat that was bringing oak-timber to build
a King’s Palace in London. He stood where
the timber was highest and made another spring.
This time he landed on the Giant’s Causeway
that runs from Ireland out into the sea. He picked
his steps from boulder to boulder, and then walked
royally and resolutely on the ground of Ireland.
A man was riding on horseback with a woman seated on
the saddle behind him. The King of the Cats waited
until they came up.
“My good man,” said he
very grandly, “when you go back to your house,
tell the ash-covered cat in the corner that the King
of the Cats has come to Ireland to see him.”
His manner was so grand that the man
took off his hat and the woman made a courtesy.
Then the King of the Cats sprang into the branch of
a tree of the forest and slept till it was past the
mid-day heat.
I nearly forgot to tell you that as
he slept on the branch his whiskers stood around his
face the breadth of a dinner-dish either way.
II
The next day the King’s Son
rode abroad and where he went that day he saw no man
nor woman nor living creature in the land around.
But coming back he saw a falcon sailing in the air
above. He rode on and the falcon sailed above,
never rising high in the air, and never swooping down.
The King’s Son fitted an arrow to his bow and
shot at the falcon. Immediately it rose in the
air and flew swiftly away, but a feather from it fell
before him. The King’s Son picked the feather
up. It was a blue feather. Then the King’s
Son thought of Fedelma’s falcon of
the bird that flew above them when they rode across
the Meadows of Brightness. It might be Fedelma’s
falcon, the one he had shot at, and it might have
come to show him the way to the Land of Mist.
But the falcon was not to be seen now.
He did not go amongst the strangers
in his father’s Castle that evening; but he
stood with Art who was watching the herdsmen drive
the cattle into the byres. And Art after a while
said, “I will tell you more about the coming
of the King of the Cats into King Connal’s Dominion.
And as before I say
“To your father’s Son in all truth be
it told “
The King of the Cats waited on the
branch of the tree until the moon was in the sky like
a roast duck on a dish of gold, and still neither
retainer, vassal nor subject came to do him service.
He was vexed, I tell you, at the want of respect shown
him.
This was the reason why none of his
subjects came to him for such a long time: The
man and woman he had spoken to went into their house
and did not say a word about the King of the Cats
until they had eaten their supper. Then when
the man had smoked his second pipe, he said to the
woman: “That was a wonderful thing that
happened to us to-day. A cat to walk up to two
Christians and say to them, ’Tell the ashy pet
in your chimney corner at home that the King of the
Cats has come to see him.’”
No sooner were the words said than
the lean, gray, ash-covered cat that lay on the hearthstone
sprang on the back of the man’s chair.
“I will say this,” said
the man; “it’s a bad time when two Christians
like ourselves are stopped on their way back from the
market and ordered ordered, no less to
give a message to one’s own cat lying on one’s
own hearthstone.”
“By my fur and daws, you’re
a long time coming to his message,” said the
cat on the back of the chair; “what was it, anyway?”
“The King of the Cats has come
to Ireland to see you,” said the man, very much
surprised.
“It’s a wonder you told
it at all,” said the cat, going to the door.
“And where did you see His Majesty?”
“You shouldn’t have spoken,” said
the man’s wife.
“And how did I know a cat could understand?”
said the man.
“When you have done talking
amongst yourselves,” said the cat, “would
you tell me where you met His Majesty?”
“Nothing will I tell you,”
said the man, “until I hear your own name from
you.”
“My name,” said the cat,
“is Quick-to-Grab, and well you should know
it.”
“Not a word will we tell you,”
said the woman, “until we hear what the King
of the Cats is doing in Ireland. Is he bringing
wars and rebellions into the country?”
“Wars and rebellions, no,
ma’am,” said Quick-to-Grab, “but
deliverance from oppression. Why are the cats
of the country lean and lazy and covered with ashes?
It is because the cat that goes outside the house in
the sunlight, to hunt or to play, is made to suffer
with the loss of an eye.”
“And who makes them suffer with
the loss of an eye?” said the woman. “One
whose reign is nearly over now,” said Quick-to-Grab.
“But tell me where you saw His Majesty?”
“No,” said the man.
“No,” said the woman, “for we don’t
like your impertinence. Back with you to the
hearthstone, and watch the mouse-hole for us.”
Quick-to-Grab walked straight out of the door.
“May no prosperity come to this
house,” said he, “for denying me when I
asked where the King of the Cats was pleased to speak
to you.”
But he put his ear to the door when
he went outside and he heard the woman say,
“The horse will tell him that
we saw the King of the Cats a mile this side of the
Giant’s Causeway.” (That was a mistake.
The horse could not have told it at all, because horses
never know the language that is spoken in houses only
cats know it fully and dogs know a little of it.)
Quick-to-Grab now knew where the King
of the Cats might be found. He went creeping
by hedges, loping across fields, bounding through woods,
until he came under the branch in the forest where
the King of the Cats rested, his whiskers standing
round his face the breadth of a dinner-dish.
When he came-under the branch Quick-to-Grab
mewed a little in Egyptian, which is the ceremonial
language of the Cats. The King of the Cats came
to the end of the branch.
“Who are you, vassal?” said he in Phoenician.
“A humble retainer of my lord,”
said Quick-to-Grab in High-Pictish (this is a language
very suitable to cats but it is only their historians
who now use it).
They continued their conversation in Irish.
“What sign shall I show the
others that will make them know you are the King of
the Cats?” said Quick-to-Grab.
The King of the Cats chased up the
tree and pulled down heavy branches. “There
is a sign of my royal prowess,” said he.
“It’s a good sign,”
said Quick-to-Grab. They were about to talk again
when Quick-to-Grab put down his tail and ran up another
tree greatly frightened.
“What ails you?” said
the King of the Cats. “Can you not stay
still while you are speaking to your lord and master?”
“Old-fellow Badger is coming
this way,” said Quick-to-Grab, “and when
he puts his teeth in one he never lets go.”
Without saying a word the King of
the Cats jumped down from the tree. Old-fellow
Badger was coming through the glade. When he saw
the King of the Cats crouching there he stopped and
bared his terrible teeth. The King of the Cats
bent himself to spring. Then Old-fellow Badger
turned round and went lumbering back.
“Oh, by my claws and fur,”
said Quick-to-Grab, “you are the real King of
the Cats. Let me be your Councillor. Let
me advise your Majesty in the times that will be so
difficult for your subjects and yourself. Know
that the Cats of Ireland are impoverished and oppressed.
They are under a terrible tyranny.”
“Who oppresses my vassals, retainers
and subjects?” said the King of the Cats.
“The Eagle-Emperor. He
has made a law that no cat may leave a man’s
house as long as the birds (he makes an exception in
the case of owls) have any business abroad.”
“I will tear him to pieces,”
said the King of the Cats. “How can I reach
him?”
“No cat has thought of reaching
him,” said Quick-to-Grab, “they only think
of keeping out of his way. Now let me advise your
Majesty. None of our enemies must know that you
have come into this country. You must appear
as a common cat.”
“What, me?” said the King of the Cats.
“Yes, your Majesty, for the
sake of the deliverance of your subjects you will
have to appear as a common cat.”
“And be submissive and eat scraps?”
“That will be only in the daytime,”
said Quick-to-Grab, “in the night-time you will
have your court and your feasts.”
“At least, let the place I stay
in be no hovel,” said the King of the Cats.
“I shall refuse to go into a house where there
are washing days damp clothes before a
fire and all that.”
“I shall use my best diplomacy
to safeguard your comfort and dignity,” said
Quick-to-Grab, “please invest me as your Prime
Minister.”
The King of the Cats invested Quick-to-Grab
by biting the fur round his neck. Then the King
and his Prime Minister parted. The King of the
Cats took up quarters for a day or two in a round
tower. Quick-to-Grab made a journey through the
country-side. He went into every house and whispered
a word to every cat that was there, and whether the
cat was watching a mouse-hole, or chasing crickets,
or playing with kittens, when he or she heard that
word they sat up and considered.
III
Early, early, next day the King of
Ireland’s Son rode out in search of the blue
falcon, but although he rode from the ring of day to
the gathering of the dark clouds he saw no sign of
it on rock or tree or in the air. Very wearily
he rode back, and after his horse was stabled he stood
with Art in the meadows watching the cattle being driven
by. And Art, the King’s Steward, said:
“The Coming of the King of the Cats into King
Connal’s dominion is a story still to be told.
To your father’s Son in all truth be it told”
Quick-to-Grab, in consultation with
the Seven Elders of the Cat-Kin decided that the Blacksmith’s
forge would be a fit residence for the King of the
Cats. It was clean and commodious. But the
best reason of all for his going there was this:
people and beasts from all parts came into the forge
and the King of the Cats might learn from their discussions
where the Eagle-Emperor was and how he might be destroyed.
His Majesty found that the Forge was
not a bad residence for a King living unbeknownst.
It was dry and warm. He liked the look of the
flames that mounted up with the blowing of the bellows.
He used to sit on a heap of old saddles on the floor
and watch the horses being shod or waiting to be shod.
He listened to the talk of the men. The people
in the Forge treated him respectfully and often referred
to his size, his appearance and his fine manners.
Every night he went out to a feast
that the cats had prepared for him. Quick-to-Grab
always walked back to the Forge with him to give a
Prime Minister’s advice. He warned His
Majesty not to let the human beings know that he understood
and could converse in their language (all
cats know men’s language, but men do not know
that the cats know). He told him not to be too
haughty (as a King might be inclined to be) to any
creature in the Forge.
The King of the Cats took this advice.
He used even to twitch his ears as a mark of respect
to Mahon, the hound whose kennel was just outside
the forge, and to the hounds that Mahon had to visit
him. He even made advances to the Cock who walked
up and down outside.
This Cock made himself very annoying
to the King of the Cats. He used to strut up
and down saying to himself over and over again, “I’m
Cock-o’-the-Walk, I’m Cock-o’-the-Walk.”
Sometimes he would come into the Forge and say it
to the horses. The King of the Cats wondered how
the human beings could put up with a creature who was
so stupid and so vain. He had a red comb that
fell over one eye. He had purple feathers on
his tail. He had great spurs on his heels.
He used to put his head on one side and yawn when
the King of the Cats appeared.
Cock-o’-the-Walk used to come
into the Forge at night and sleep on the bellows.
And when the King of the Cats came back from the feasts
he used to waken up and say to himself, “I’m
Cock-o’-the-Walk, I’m Cock-o’-the-Walk.
The Cats are not a respectable people.”
One noonday there were men in the
Forge. They were talking to the Smith. Said
one, “Could you tell us, Smith, where iron came
from?” The King of the Cats knew but he said
nothing. Cock-o’-the-Walk came to the door
and held his head as if he were listening.
“I can’t tell where iron
came from,” said the Smith, “but if that
Cock could talk he could tell you. The world
knows that the Cock is the wisest and the most ancient
of creatures.”
“I’m Cock-o’-the-Walk,”
said the Cock to a rusty ass’s shoe.
“Yes, the Cock is a wonderful
creature,” said the man who had asked the question.
“Not wonderful at all,”
said the King of the Cats, “and if you had asked
me I could have told you where iron came from.”
“And where did iron come from?” said the
Smith.
“From the Mountains of the Moon,” said
the King of the Cats.
The men in the Forge put their hands
on their knees and looked down at him. Mahon
the hound came into the Forge with other hounds at
his tail, and seeing the men looking at the King of
the Cats, Mahon put his nose to him. Cock-o’-the-Walk
flapped his wings insolently. The King of the
Cats struck at the red hanging comb with his paw.
The Cock flew up in the air. The King of the
Cats sprang out of the window, and as he did, Mahon
and the other hounds sprang after him
IV
The King of Ireland’s Son rode
towards the East the next day, and in the first hour’s
journey he saw the blue falcon sailing above.
He followed where it went and the falcon never lifted
nor stooped, but sailed steadily on, only now and
again beating the air with its wings. Over benns
and through glens and across moors the blue falcon
flew and the King of Ireland’s Son followed.
Then his horse stumbled; he could not go any further,
and he lost sight of the blue falcon.
Black night was falling down on the
ground when he came back to the King’s Castle.
Art, the King’s Steward, was waiting for him
and he walked beside his limping horse. And Art
said when they were a little way together, “The
Coming of the King of the Cats is a story still to
be told.
“To your father’s Son in all truth be
it told “
By the magic powers they possessed
it was made known to all the cats in the country that
their King was being pursued by the hounds. Then
on every hearthstone a cat howled. Cats sprang
to the doors, overturning cradles upon children.
They stood upon the thresholds and they all made the
same curse “That ye may break your
backs, that ye may break your backs before ye catch
the King of the Cats.”
When he heard the howls of his vassals,
retainers and subjects, the King of the Cats turned
over on his back and clawed at the first hound that
came after him. He stood up then. So firmly
did he set himself on his four legs that those that
dashed at him did not overthrow him. He humped
up his body and lifted his forepaws. The hounds
held back. A horn sounded and that gave them
an excuse to get away from the claws and the teeth,
the power and the animosity of the King of the Cats.
Then, even though it might cost each
and every one of them the loss of an eye, the cats
that had sight of him came running up. “We
will go with you, my lord, we will help you, my lord,”
they cried all together.
“Go back to the hearthstones,”
said the King of the Cats. “Go back and
be civil and quiet again in the houses. You will
hear of my deeds. I go to find the tracks of
our enemy, the Eagle-Emperor.”
When they heard that announcement
the cats lamented, and the noise of their lamentation
was so dreadful that horses broke their harnesses
where they were yoked; men and women lost the color
of their faces thinking some dreadful visitation was
coming on the land; every bag of oats and rye turned
five times to the right and five times to the left
with the fright it got; dishes were broken, knives
were hurled round, and the King’s Castle was
shaken to the bottom stone.
“It is not the time to seek
the tracks of the Eagle-Emperor,” said Quick-to-Grab.
“Stay for a while longer in men’s houses.”
“Never,” said the King
of the Cats. “Never will I stay by the
hearthstone and submit to be abused by cocks and hounds
and men. I will range the world openly now and
seek out the enemy of the Cat-Kind, the Eagle-Emperor.”
Without once turning his back he went
towards the wood that was filled with his enemies,
the birds. The cats, when they saw their petitions
were no use, went everyone back to the house where
he or she stayed. Each one sat before a mouse-hole
and pretended to be watching. But though mice
stirred all round them the cats of Ireland never turned
a head that night.
It was the wren, the smallest of birds,
that saw him and knew him for the King of the Cats.
The wren flew through the wood to summon the Hawk-Clan.
But it was towards sunset now and the hawks had taken
up their stations at the edge of the wood to watch
that they might pick up the farmers’ chickens.
They wouldn’t turn an eye when the wren told
them that a cat was in the wood during the time forbidden
to cats to be outside the houses of men. “It
is the King of the Cats,” said the wren.
None of the hawks lifted a wing. They were waiting
for the chickens that would stray about the moment
after sunset.
But if the wren couldn’t rouse
the Hawk-Clan she was able to rouse the other bird-tribes.
“A cat, a cat, on your lives a cat,” she
called out as she flew through the wood. The
rooks that were going home now rose above the trees,
cawing threats. The blackbirds, thrushes and jays
screamed as they flew before the King of the Cats.
The woodpeckers, hedge-sparrows, tom-tits, robins
and linnets chattered as they flew behind him.
Sometimes the young rooks made a great show of attacking
him. They flew down from the flock. “He
is here, here, here,” they cawed and flew up
again. The rooks kept telling themselves and the
other birds in the wood what they were going to do
with the King of the Cats. But a single raven
did more against him than the thousand rooks that made
so much noise. This raven was in a hole in the
tree. She struck the King of the Cats on the
head with her beak as he went past.
The King of the Cats was annoyed by
the uproar the birds were making and he was angered
by the raven’s stroke, but he did not want to
enter into a battle with the birds. He was on
his way to the house of the Hag of the Wood who was
then known as the Hag of the Ashes. Now as this
is the first time you have heard of the Hag of the
Ashes, I’ll have to tell you how the King of
the Cats had heard of her and how he knew where her
house was in the wood.
V
The next day the King’s Son
put a bridle on the Slight Red Steed and rode towards
the East again. He saw the blue falcon and he
followed where it flew. Over benns, and through
glens and across mountains and moors the blue falcon
went and the Slight Red Steed neither swerved nor
stumbled but went as the bird flew. The falcon
lighted on a pine tree that grew alone. The King’s
Son rode up and put his hands to the tree to climb
and put his head against it, and as he did he heard
speech from the tree. “The stroke of the
Sword of Light will slay the King of the Land of Mist
and the stroke of the Sword of Light that will cut
a tress of her hair will awaken Fedelma.”
There was no more speech from the tree and the falcon
rose from its branches and flew high up in the air.
Then the King of Ireland’s Son rode back towards
his father’s Castle.
He went to the meadow and stood with
Art and listened to what Art had to tell him.
And as before the King’s Steward began
“To your father’s Son in all truth be
it told”
Quick-to-Grab had said to the King
of the Cats, “If ever you need the counsel of
a human being, go to no one else but the Hag of the
Ashes who was once called the Hag of the Wood.
In the very centre of the wood four ash trees are
drawn together at the tops, wattles are woven round
these ash trees, and in the little house made in this
way the Hag of the Ashes lives, with no one near her
since her nine daughters went away, but her goat that’s
her only friend.” The King of the Cats was
now in the centre of the wood. He saw four ash
trees drawn together at the tops and he jumped to
them.
Now the Hag of the Ashes had a bad
neighbor. This was a crane that had built her
nest across the roof of the little house. The
nest prevented the smoke from coming out at the top
and the house below was filled with it. The Hag
could hardly keep alive on account of the smoke and
she could neither take away the nest nor banish the
bird.
The crane was there when the King
of the Cats sprang on the roof. She was sitting
with her two legs stretched out, and when the King
of the Cats came down beside her she slipped away
and sailed over the trees. “Time for me
to be going,” said the crane. And from that
day to this she never came back to the house of the
Hag of the Ashes.
“Oh, thanks to you, good creature,”
said the Hag of the Ashes, coming out of the house.
“Tear down her nest now and let the smoke rise
up through the roof.”
The King of the Cats tore up the sticks
and wool that the crane’s nest was made of,
and the smoke came up through the top of the house.
“Oh, thanks to you, good creature, that has
destroyed the cross crane’s nest. Come
down on my floor now and I’ll do everything that
will serve you.”
The King of the Cats jumped down on
the floor of the Hag’s house and saw the Hag
of the Ashes sitting in a corner, She was a little,
little woman in a gray cloak. All over the floor
there were ashes in heaps, for she used to light a
fire in one corner and when it was burnt out light
another beside the ashes of the first. The smoke
had never gone through the hole in the roof since
the crane had built her nest on the top of the house.
Her face was yellow with the smoke and her eyes were
half closed on account of it.
“Do you know who I am, Hag of
the Ashes?” said the King of the Cats when he
stood on the floor.
“You are a cat, honey,”
said the Hag of the Ashes. “I am the King
of the Cats.”
“The King of the Cats you are
indeed. And it was you who let the smoke out
of the top of my little house by destroying the nest
the cross crane had built on it.”
“It was I who did that.”
“Welcome to you then, King of
the Cats. And what service can the Hag of the
Ashes do for you in return?”
“I would go to where the Eagle-Emperor
is. You must show me the way.”
“By my cloak I will do that.
The Eagle-Emperor lives on the top of the Hill of
Horns.”
“And how can I get to the top of the Hill of
Horns?”
“I don’t know how you
can get there at all. All over the Hill is bare
starvation. No four-footed thing can reach the
top no four-footed thing, I mean, but my
goat that’s tied to the hawthorn bush outside.”
“I will ride on the back of
your goat to the top of the Hill of Horns.”
“No, no, good King of the Cats.
I have only my goat for company and how could I bear
to be parted from him?”
“Lend me your goat, and when
I come back from the Hill of Horns I will plate his
horns with gold and shoe his hooves with silver.”
“No, no, good King of the Cats.
How could I bear my goat to be away from me, and I
having no other company?”
“If you do not let me ride on
your goat to the top of the Hill of Horns I will leave
a sign on your house that will bring the cross crane
to build her nest on the top of it again.”
“Then take my goat, King of
the Cats, take my goat but let him come back to me
soon.”
“I will. Come with me now
and bid him take me to the top of the Hill of Horns.”
The King of the Cats marched out of
the house and the Hag of the Ashes hobbled after him.
The goat was lying under the hawthorn bush. He
put his horns to the ground when they came up to him.
“Will you go to the Hill of
Horns?” said the Hag of the Ashes.
“Indeed, that I will not do,” said the
goat.
“Oh, the soft tops of the hedges
on the way to the Hill of Horns sweet in
the mouth of a goat they should be,” said the
Hag of the Ashes. “But my own poor goat
wants to stay here and eat the tops of the burnt-up
thistles.”
“Why didn’t you tell me
of the hedges on the way to the Hill of Horns before?”
said the goat, rising to his feet. “To the
Hill of Horns I’ll go.”
“And will you let a cat ride
on your back to the Hill of Horns?”
“Indeed, I will not do that.”
“Then, my poor goat, I’ll
not untie the rope that’s round your neck, for
you can’t go to the Hill of Horns without this
cat riding on your back.”
“Let him sit on my back then
and hold my horns, and I’ll take no notice of
him.”
The Hag of the Ashes untied the rope
that was round his neck, the King of the Cats jumped
up on the goat’s back, and they started off on
the path through the wood. “Oh, how I’ll
miss my goat, until he comes back to me with gold
on his horns and silver on his hooves,” the Hag
of the Ashes cried after them.
VI
The King of Ireland’s Son did
not leave the Castle the next day, but stayed to question
those who came to it about the Sword of Light.
And some had heard of the Sword of Light and some
had not heard of it. In the afternoon he was
in the chambers of the Castle and he watched his two
foster-brothers, Dermott and Downal, the sons of Caintigern,
the Queen, playing chess. They played the game
upon his board and with his figures. And when
he went up to them and told them they had permission
to use the board and the figures, they said, “We
had forgotten that you owned these things.”
The King’s Son saw that everything in the Castle
was coming into the possession of his foster-brothers.
He found another board with other
chess-men and he played a game with the King’s
Steward. And Art said, “The coming of the
King of the Cats into King Connal’s Dominion
is a story still to be told.
“To your father’s Son in all truth be
it told “
What should a goat do but ramble down
laneways, wander across fields, stray along hedges
and stay to rest under shady trees? All this the
Hag’s goat did. But at last he brought the
King of the Cats to the foot of the Hill of Horns.
And what was the Hill of Horns like,
asks my kind foster-child. It was hills of stones
on the top of a hill of stones. Only a goat could
foot it from pebble to stone, from stone to boulder,
from boulder Ko crag, and from crag to mountain-shoulder.
It was well and not ill what the Hag’s goat
did. But then thunder sounded; lightning struck
fire out of the stones, the wind mixed itself with
the rain and the tempest pelted cat and goat.
The goat stood on a mountain-shoulder. The wind
rushed up from the bottom and carried the companions
to the top of the Hill of Horns. Down sprang
the cat. But the goat stood on his hind-legs to
butt back at the wind. The wind caught him between
the beard and the under-quarters and swept him from
the top and down the other side of the hill (and what
happened to the Hag’s goat after this I never
heard). The King of the Cats put his claws into
the crevices of a standing stone and held to it with
great tenacity. And then, when the wind abated
and he looked across his shoulder, he found that he
was standing beside the nest of the Eagle-Emperor.
It was a hollow edged with rocks,
and round that hollow were scattered the horns of
the deer and goats that the Eagle-Emperor had carried
off. And in the hollow there was a calf and a
hare and a salmon. The King of the Cats sprang
into the Eagle-Emperor’s nest. First he
ate the salmon. Then he stretched himself between
the hare and the calf and waited for the Eagle-Emperor.
At last he appeared. Down he
came to the nest making circles in the air. He
lighted on the rocky rim. The King of the Cats
rose with body bent for the spring, and if the Eagle-Emperor
was not astonished at his appearance it was because
an Eagle can never be astonished.
A brave man would be glad if he could
have seen the Eagle-Emperor as he crouched there on
the rock rim of his nest. He spread down his wings
till they were great strong shields. He bent down
his outspread tail. He bent down his neck so
that his eyes might look into the creature that faced
him. And his cruel, curved, heavy beak was ready
for the stroke.
But the King of the Cats sprang into
the air. The Eagle lifted himself up but the
Cat came down on his broad back. The Eagle-Emperor
screamed his war-scream and flew off the hill.
He struck at the King of the Cats with the backs of
his broad wings. Then he plunged down. On
the stones below he would tear his enemy with beak
and claws.
It was the Cat that reached the ground.
As the Eagle went to strike at him he sprang again
and tore the Eagle’s breast. Then the Eagle-Emperor
caught the King of the Cats in his claws and flew up
again, screaming his battle-scream. Drops of
blood from both fell on the ground. The Eagle
had not a conqueror’s grip on his enemy and the
King of the Cats was able to tear at him.
It happened that Curoi, King of the
Munster Fairies, was marching at the head of his troop
to play a game of hurling with the Fianna of Ireland,
captained by Fergus, and for the hand of Aine’,
the daughter of Mananaun, the Lord of the Sea.
Just when the ball was about to be thrown in the air
the Eagle-Emperor and the King of the Cats were seen
mixed together in their struggle. One troop took
the side of the Eagle and the other took the side
of the Cat. The men of the country came up and
took sides too. Then the men began to fight amongst
themselves and some were left dead on the ground.
And this went on until there were hosts of the men
of Ireland fighting each other on account of the Eagle-Emperor
and the King of the Cats. The King of the Fairies
and the Chief of the Fianna marched their men away
to a hill top where they might watch the battle in
the air and the battles on the ground. “If
this should go on,” said Curoi, “our troops
will join in and men and Fairies will be slaughtered.
We must end the combat in the air.” Saying
this he took up the hurling-ball and flung it at the
Cat and Eagle. Both came down on the ground.
The Cat was about to spring, the Eagle was about to
pounce, when Curoi darted between them and struck
both with his spear. Eagle and Cat became figures
of stone. And there they are now, a Stone Eagle
with his wings outspread and a Stone Cat with his
teeth bared and his paws raised. And the Eagle-Emperor
and the King of the Cats will remain like that until
Curoi strikes them again with his fairy-spear.
When the Cat and the Eagle were turned
into stone the men of the country wondered for a while
and then they went away. And the Fairies of Munster
and the Fianna of Ireland played the hurling match
for the hand of Aine’ the daughter of Mananaun
who is Lord of the Sea, and what the result of that
hurling match was is told in another book.
And that ends my history of the coming
into Ire-land of the King of the Cats.
The King of Ireland’s Son left
Art and went into an unused room in the Castle to
search for a little bell that he might put upon the
Slight Red Steed. He found the little bell, but
it fell out of his hand and slipped through a crack
in the floor. He went and looked through the crack.
He saw below a room and in it was Caintigern, the
Queen, and beside her were two women in the cloaks
of enchantresses. And when he looked again he
knew the two of them they were Aefa and
Gilveen, the daughters of the enchanter of the Black
Back-Lands and Fedelma’s sisters. “And
will my two sons come to rule over their father’s
dominion?” he heard Caintigern ask.
“The Prince who gains the Sword
of Light will rule over his father’s dominion,”
Aefa said.
“Then one of my sons must get
the Sword of Light,” Caintigern said. “Tell
me where they must go to get knowledge of where it
is.”
“Only the Gobaun Saor knows
where the Sword of Light is,” said Aefa.
“The Gobaun Saor! Can he
be seen by men?” said Caintigern.
“He can be seen,” said
Aefa. “And there is one the Little
Sage of the Mountain who can tell what
road to go to find the Gobaun Saor.”
“Then,” said Caintigern,
“my two sons, Dermott and Downal, will ride out
to-morrow to find the Little Sage of the Mountain,
and the Gobaun Saor, so that one of them may find
the Sword of Light and come to rule over his father’s
dominion.”
When the King of Ireland’s Son
heard that, he went to the stable where the Slight
Red Steed was, and put the bridle upon him and rode
towards the Hill of Horns, on one side of which was
the house thatched with the one great wing of a bird,
where the Little Sage of the Mountain lived.