GALLANT RESCUE BY WELL-DRESSED YOUNG MAN
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The White Star liner “Atlantic”
lay at her pier with steam up and gangway down, ready
for her trip to Southampton. The hour of departure
was near, and there was a good deal of mixed activity
going on. Sailors fiddled about with ropes.
Junior officers flitted to and fro. White-jacketed
stewards wrestled with trunks. Probably the captain,
though not visible, was also employed on some useful
work of a nautical nature and not wasting his time.
Men, women, boxes, rugs, dogs, flowers, and baskets
of fruits were flowing on board in a steady stream.
The usual drove of citizens had come
to see the travellers off. There were men on
the passenger-list who were being seen off by fathers,
by mothers, by sisters, by cousins, and by aunts.
In the steerage, there was an elderly Jewish lady
who was being seen off by exactly thirty-seven of
her late neighbours in Rivington Street. And two
men in the second cabin were being seen off by detectives,
surely the crowning compliment a great nation can
bestow. The cavernous Customs sheds were congested
with friends and relatives, and Sam Marlowe, heading
for the gang-plank, was only able to make progress
by employing all the muscle and energy which Nature
had bestowed upon him, and which during the greater
part of his life he had developed by athletic exercise.
However, after some minutes of silent endeavour, now
driving his shoulder into the midriff of some obstructing
male, now courteously lifting some stout female off
his feet, he had succeeded in struggling to within
a few yards of his goal, when suddenly a sharp pain
shot through his right arm, and he spun round with
a cry.
It seemed to Sam that he had been
bitten, and this puzzled him, for New York crowds,
though they may shove and jostle, rarely bite.
He found himself face to face with
an extraordinarily pretty girl.
She was a red-haired girl, with the
beautiful ivory skin which goes with red hair.
Her eyes, though they were under the shadow of her
hat, and he could not be certain, he diagnosed as
green, or may be blue, or possibly grey. Not
that it mattered, for he had a catholic taste in feminine
eyes. So long as they were large and bright, as
were the specimens under his immediate notice, he
was not the man to quibble about a point of colour.
Her nose was small, and on the very tip of it there
was a tiny freckle. Her mouth was nice and wide,
her chin soft and round. She was just about the
height which every girl ought to be. Her figure
was trim, her feet tiny, and she wore one of those
dresses of which a man can say no more than that they
look pretty well all right.
Nature abhors a vacuum. Samuel
Marlowe was a susceptible young man, and for many
a long month his heart had been lying empty, all swept
and garnished, with “Welcome” on the mat.
This girl seemed to rush in and fill it. She
was not the prettiest girl he had ever seen. She
was the third prettiest. He had an orderly mind,
one capable of classifying and docketing girls.
But there was a subtle something about her, a sort
of how-shall-one-put-it, which he had never encountered
before. He swallowed convulsively. His well-developed
chest swelled beneath its covering of blue flannel
and invisible stripe. At last, he told himself,
he was in love, really in love, and at first sight,
too, which made it all the more impressive. He
doubted whether in the whole course of history anything
like this had ever happened before to anybody.
Oh, to clasp this girl to him and....
But she had bitten him in the arm.
That was hardly the right spirit. That, he felt,
constituted an obstacle.
“Oh, I’m so sorry!” she cried.
Well, of course, if she regretted
her rash act.... After all, an impulsive girl
might bite a man in the arm in the excitement of the
moment and still have a sweet, womanly nature....
“The crowd seems to make Pinky-Boodles so nervous.”
Sam might have remained mystified,
but at this juncture there proceeded from a bundle
of rugs in the neighbourhood of the girl’s lower
ribs, a sharp yapping sound, of such a calibre as
to be plainly audible over the confused noise of Mamies
who were telling Sadies to be sure and write, of Bills
who were instructing Dicks to look up old Joe in Paris
and give him their best, and of all the fruit-boys,
candy-boys, magazine-boys, American-flag-boys, and
telegraph boys who were honking their wares on every
side.
“I hope he didn’t hurt
you much. You’re the third person he’s
bitten to-day.” She kissed the animal in
a loving and congratulatory way on the tip of his
black nose. “Not counting waiters at the
hotel, of course,” she added. And then
she was swept from him in the crowd, and he was left
thinking of all the things he might have said all
those graceful, witty, ingratiating things which just
make a bit of difference on these occasions.
He had said nothing. Not a sound,
exclusive of the first sharp yowl of pain, had proceeded
from him. He had just goggled. A rotten exhibition!
Perhaps he would never see this girl again. She
looked the sort of girl who comes to see friends off
and doesn’t sail herself. And what memory
of him would she retain? She would mix him up
with the time when she went to visit the deaf-and-dumb
hospital.
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Sam reached the gang-plank, showed
his ticket, and made his way through the crowd of
passengers, passengers’ friends, stewards, junior
officers, and sailors who infested the deck.
He proceeded down the main companion-way, through
a rich smell of india-rubber and mixed pickles, as
far as the dining saloon; then turned down the narrow
passage leading to his state-room.
State-rooms on ocean liners are curious
things. When you see them on the chart in the
passenger-office, with the gentlemanly clerk drawing
rings round them in pencil, they seem so vast that
you get the impression that, after stowing away all
your trunks, you will have room left over to do a
bit of entertaining possibly an informal
dance or something. When you go on board, you
find that the place has shrunk to the dimensions of
an undersized cupboard in which it would be impossible
to swing a cat. And then, about the second day
out, it suddenly expands again. For one reason
or another the necessity for swinging cats does not
arise, and you find yourself quite comfortable.
Sam, balancing himself on the narrow,
projecting ledge which the chart in the passenger-office
had grandiloquently described as a lounge, began to
feel the depression which marks the second phase.
He almost wished now that he had not been so energetic
in having his room changed in order to enjoy the company
of his cousin Eustace. It was going to be a tight
fit. Eustace’s bag was already in the cabin,
and it seemed to take up the entire fairway.
Still, after all, Eustace was a good sort, and would
be a cheerful companion. And Sam realised that
if the girl with the red hair was not a passenger
on the boat, he was going to have need of diverting
society.
A footstep sounded in the passage
outside. The door opened.
“Hullo, Eustace!” said Sam.
Eustace Hignett nodded listlessly,
sat down on his bag, and emitted a deep sigh.
He was a small, fragile-looking young man with a pale,
intellectual face. Dark hair fell in a sweep over
his forehead. He looked like a man who would
write vers libre, as indeed he did.
“Hullo!” he said, in a hollow voice.
Sam regarded him blankly. He
had not seen him for some years, but, going by his
recollections of him at the University, he had expected
something cheerier than this. In fact, he had
rather been relying on Eustace to be the life and
soul of the party. The man sitting on the bag
before him could hardly have filled that rôle at a
gathering of Russian novelists.
“What on earth’s the matter?” said
Sam.
“The matter?” Eustace
Hignett laughed mirthlessly. “Oh, nothing.
Nothing much. Nothing to signify. Only my
heart’s broken.” He eyed with considerable
malignity the bottle of water in the rack above his
head, a harmless object provided by the White Star
Company for clients who might desire to clean their
teeth during the voyage.
“If you would care to hear the story...?”
he said.
“Go ahead.”
“It is quite short.”
“That’s good.”
“Soon after I arrived in America, I met a girl....”
“Talking of girls,” said
Sam with enthusiasm, “I’ve just seen the
only one in the world that really amounts to anything.
It was like this. I was shoving my way through
the mob on the dock, when suddenly....”
“Shall I tell you my story, or will you tell
yours?”
“Oh, sorry! Go ahead.”
Eustace Hignett scowled at the printed
notice on the wall, informing occupants of the state-room
that the name of their steward was J. B. Midgeley.
“She was an extraordinarily pretty girl....”
“So was mine! I give you
my honest word I never in all my life saw such....”
“Of course, if you prefer that
I postponed my narrative?” said Eustace coldly.
“Oh, sorry! Carry on.”
“She was an extraordinarily pretty girl....”
“What was her name?”
“Wilhelmina Bennett. She
was an extraordinarily pretty girl, and highly intelligent.
I read her all my poems, and she appreciated them
immensely. She enjoyed my singing. My conversation
appeared to interest her. She admired my....”
“I see. You made a hit. Now get on
with the story.”
“Don’t bustle me,” said Eustace
querulously.
“Well, you know, the voyage only takes eight
days.”
“I’ve forgotten where I was.”
“You were saying what a devil
of a chap she thought you. What happened?
I suppose, when you actually came to propose, you found
she was engaged to some other johnny?”
“Not at all! I asked her
to be my wife and she consented. We both agreed
that a quiet wedding was what we wanted she
thought her father might stop the thing if he knew,
and I was dashed sure my mother would so
we decided to get married without telling anybody.
By now,” said Eustace, with a morose glance
at the porthole, “I ought to have been on my
honeymoon. Everything was settled. I had
the licence and the parson’s fee. I had
been breaking in a new tie for the wedding.”
“And then you quarrelled?”
“Nothing of the kind. I
wish you would stop trying to tell me the story.
I’m telling you. What happened was
this: somehow I can’t make out
how mother found out. And then, of
course, it was all over. She stopped the thing.”
Sam was indignant. He thoroughly
disliked his Aunt Adeline, and his cousin’s
meek subservience to her revolted him.
“Stopped it? I suppose
she said ‘Now, Eustace, you mustn’t!’
and you said ‘Very well, mother!’ and
scratched the fixture?”
“She didn’t say a word.
She never has said a word. As far as that goes,
she might never have heard anything about the marriage.”
“Then how do you mean she stopped it?”
“She pinched my trousers!”
“Pinched your trousers!”
Eustace groaned. “All of
them! The whole bally lot! She gets up long
before I do, and she must have come into my room and
cleaned it out while I was asleep. When I woke
up and started to dress, I couldn’t find a single
damned pair of bags in the whole place. I looked
everywhere. Finally, I went into the sitting-room
where she was writing letters and asked if she had
happened to see any anywhere. She said she had
sent them all to be pressed. She said she knew
I never went out in the mornings I don’t
as a rule and they would be back at lunch-time.
A fat lot of use that was! I had to be at the
church at eleven. Well, I told her I had a most
important engagement with a man at eleven, and she
wanted to know what it was, and I tried to think of
something, but it sounded pretty feeble, and she said
I had better telephone to the man and put it off.
I did it, too. Rang up the first number in the
book and told some fellow I had never seen in my life
that I couldn’t meet him because I hadn’t
any trousers! He was pretty peeved, judging from
what he said about my being on the wrong number.
And mother, listening all the time, and I knowing
that she knew something told me that she
knew and she knowing that I knew she knew....
I tell you, it was awful!”
“And the girl?”
“She broke off the engagement.
Apparently she waited at the church from eleven till
one-thirty, and then began to get impatient. She
wouldn’t see me when I called in the afternoon,
but I got a letter from her saying that what had happened
was all for the best, as she had been thinking it
over and had come to the conclusion that she had made
a mistake. She said something about my not being
as dynamic as she had thought I was. She said
that what she wanted was something more like Lancelot
or Sir Galahad, and would I look on the episode as
closed.”
“Did you explain about the trousers?”
“Yes. It seemed to make
things worse. She said that she could forgive
a man anything except being ridiculous.”
“I think you’re well out
of it,” said Sam, judicially. “She
can’t have been much of a girl.”
“I feel that now. But it
doesn’t alter the fact that my life is ruined.
I have become a woman-hater. It’s an infernal
nuisance, because practically all the poetry I have
ever written rather went out of its way to boost women,
and now I’ll have to start all over again and
approach the subject from another angle. Women!
When I think how mother behaved and how Wilhelmina
treated me, I wonder there isn’t a law against
them. ’What mighty ills have not been done
by Woman! Who was’t betrayed the Capitol....’”
“In Washington?” said
Sam, puzzled. He had heard nothing of this.
But then he generally confined his reading of the
papers to the sporting page.
“In Rome, you ass! Ancient Rome.”
“Oh, as long ago as that?”
“I was quoting from Thomas Otway’s
‘Orphan.’ I wish I could write like
Otway. He knew what he was talking about.
’Who was’t betrayed the Capitol?
A woman. Who lost Marc Anthony the world?
A woman. Who was the cause of a long ten years’
war and laid at last old Troy in ashes? Woman!
Destructive, damnable, deceitful woman!’”
“Well, of course, he may be
right in a way. As regards some women, I mean.
But the girl I met on the dock....”
“Don’t!” said Eustace
Hignett. “If you have anything bitter and
derogatory to say about women, say it and I will listen
eagerly. But if you merely wish to gibber about
the ornamental exterior of some dashed girl you have
been fool enough to get attracted by, go and tell it
to the captain or the ship’s cat or J. B. Midgeley.
Do try to realise that I am a soul in torment.
I am a ruin, a spent force, a man without a future.
What does life hold for me? Love? I shall
never love again. My work? I haven’t
any. I think I shall take to drink.”
“Talking of that,” said
Sam, “I suppose they open the bar directly we
pass the three-mile limit. How about a small one?”
Eustace shook his head gloomily.
“Do you suppose I pass my time
on board ship in gadding about and feasting?
Directly the vessel begins to move, I go to bed and
stay there. As a matter of fact, I think it would
be wisest to go to bed now. Don’t let me
keep you if you want to go on deck.”
“It looks to me,” said
Sam, “as if I had been mistaken in thinking that
you were going to be a ray of sunshine on the voyage.”
“Ray of sunshine!” said
Eustace Hignett, pulling a pair of mauve pyjamas out
of the kit-bag. “I’m going to be a
volcano!”
Sam left the state-room and headed
for the companion. He wanted to get on deck and
ascertain if that girl was still on board. About
now, the sheep would be separating from the goats;
the passengers would be on deck and their friends
returning to the shore. A slight tremor in the
boards on which he trod told him that this separation
must have already taken place. The ship was moving.
He ran lightly up the companion. Was she on board
or was she not? The next few minutes would decide.
He reached the top of the stairs, and passed out on
to the crowded deck. And, as he did so, a scream,
followed by confused shouting, came from the rail
nearest the shore. He perceived that the rail
was black with people hanging over it. They were
all looking into the water.
Samuel Marlowe was not one of those
who pass aloofly by when there is excitement toward.
If a horse fell down in the street, he was always
among those present: and he was never too busy
to stop and stare at a blank window on which were
inscribed the words, “Watch this space!”
In short, he was one of Nature’s rubbernecks,
and to dash to the rail and shove a fat man in a tweed
cap to one side was with him the work of a moment.
He had thus an excellent view of what was going on a
view which he improved the next instant by climbing
up and kneeling on the rail.
There was a man in the water, a man
whose upper section, the only one visible, was clad
in a blue jersey. He wore a bowler hat, and from
time to time, as he battled with the waves, he would
put up a hand and adjust this more firmly on his head.
A dressy swimmer.
Scarcely had he taken in this spectacle
when Marlowe became aware of the girl he had met on
the dock. She was standing a few feet away, leaning
out over the rail with wide eyes and parted lips.
Like everybody else, she was staring into the water.
As Sam looked at her, the thought
crossed his mind that here was a wonderful chance
of making the most tremendous impression on this girl.
What would she not think of a man who, reckless of
his own safety, dived in and went boldly to the rescue?
And there were men, no doubt, who would be chumps
enough to do it, he thought, as he prepared to shift
back to a position of greater safety.
At this moment, the fat man in the
tweed cap, incensed at having been jostled out of
the front row, made his charge. He had but been
crouching, the better to spring. Now he sprang.
His full weight took Sam squarely in the spine.
There was an instant in which that young man hung,
as it were, between sea and sky: then he shot
down over the rail to join the man in the blue jersey,
who had just discovered that his hat was not on straight
and had paused to adjust it once more with a few skilful
touches of the finger.
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In the brief interval of time which
Marlowe had spent in the state-room chatting with
Eustace about the latter’s bruised soul, some
rather curious things had been happening above.
Not extraordinary, perhaps, but curious. These
must now be related. A story, if it is to grip
the reader, should, I am aware, go always forward.
It should march. It should leap from crag to
crag like the chamois of the Alps. If there is
one thing I hate, it is a novel which gets you interested
in the hero in chapter one and then cuts back in chapter
two to tell you all about his grandfather. Nevertheless,
at this point we must go back a space. We must
return to the moment when, having deposited her Pekinese
dog in her state-room, the girl with the red hair
came out again on deck. This happened just about
the time when Eustace Hignett was beginning his narrative.
The girl went to the rail and gazed
earnestly at the shore. There was a rattle, as
the gang-plank moved in-board and was deposited on
the deck. The girl uttered a little cry of dismay.
Then suddenly her face brightened, and she began to
wave her arm to attract the attention of an elderly
man with a red face made redder by exertion, who had
just forced his way to the edge of the dock and was
peering up at the passenger-lined rail.
The boat had now begun to move slowly
out of its slip, backing into the river. It was
now that the man on the dock sighted the girl.
She gesticulated at him. He gesticulated at her.
He produced a handkerchief, swiftly tied up a bundle
of currency bills in it, backed to give himself room,
and then, with all the strength of his arm, hurled
the bills in the direction of the deck. The handkerchief
with its precious contents shot in a graceful arc
towards the deck, fell short by a good six feet, and
dropped into the water, where it unfolded like a lily,
sending twenty-dollar bills, ten-dollar bills, five-dollar
bills, and an assortment of ones floating out over
the wavelets.
It was at this moment that Mr. Oscar
Swenson, one of the thriftiest souls who ever came
out of Sweden, perceived that the chance of a lifetime
had arrived for adding substantially to his little
savings. By profession he was one of those men
who eke out a precarious livelihood by rowing dreamily
about the water-front in skiffs. He was doing
so now: and, as he sat meditatively in his skiff,
having done his best to give the liner a good send
off by paddling round her in circles, the pleading
face of a twenty-dollar bill peered up at him.
Mr. Swenson was not the man to resist the appeal.
He uttered a sharp bark of ecstasy, pressed his bowler
hat firmly upon his brow, and dived in. A moment
later he had risen to the surface, and was gathering
up money with both hands.
He was still busy with this congenial
task when a tremendous splash at his side sent him
under again: and, rising for a second time, he
observed with not a little chagrin that he had been
joined by a young man in a blue flannel suit with
an invisible stripe.
“Svensk!” exclaimed Mr.
Swenson, or whatever it is that natives of Sweden
exclaim in moments of justifiable annoyance. He
resented the advent of this newcomer. He had
been getting along fine and had had the situation
well in hand. To him Sam Marlowe represented Competition,
and Mr. Swenson desired no competitors in his treasure-seeking
enterprise. He travels, thought Mr. Swenson,
the fastest who travels alone.
Sam Marlowe had a touch of the philosopher
in him. He had the ability to adapt himself to
circumstances. It had been no part of his plans
to come whizzing down off the rail into this singularly
soup-like water which tasted in equal parts of oil
and dead rats; but, now that he was here he was prepared
to make the best of the situation. Swimming, it
happened, was one of the things he did best, and somewhere
among his belongings at home was a tarnished pewter
cup which he had won at school in the “Saving
Life” competition. He knew exactly what
to do. You get behind the victim and grab him
firmly under his arms, and then you start swimming
on your back. A moment later, the astonished Mr.
Swenson who, being practically amphibious, had not
anticipated that anyone would have the cool impertinence
to try to save him from drowning, found himself seized
from behind and towed vigorously away from a ten-dollar
bill which he had almost succeeded in grasping.
The spiritual agony caused by this assault rendered
him mercifully dumb; though, even had he contrived
to utter the rich Swedish oaths which occurred to him,
his remarks could scarcely have been heard, for the
crowd on the dock was cheering as one man. They
had often paid good money to see far less gripping
sights in the movies. They roared applause.
The liner, meanwhile, continued to move stodgily out
into mid-river.
The only drawback to these life-saving
competitions at school, considered from the standpoint
of fitting the competitors for the problems of afterlife,
is that the object saved on such occasions is a leather
dummy, and of all things in this world a leather dummy
is perhaps the most placid and phlegmatic. It
differs in many respects from an emotional Swedish
gentleman, six foot high and constructed throughout
of steel and india-rubber, who is being lugged away
from cash which he has been regarding in the light
of a legacy. Indeed, it would be hard to find
a respect in which it does not differ. So far
from lying inert in Sam’s arms and allowing
himself to be saved in a quiet and orderly manner,
Mr. Swenson betrayed all the symptoms of one who feels
that he has fallen among murderers. Mr. Swenson,
much as he disliked competition, was ready to put
up with it, provided that it was fair competition.
This pulling your rival away from the loot so that
you could grab it yourself thus shockingly
had the man misinterpreted Sam’s motives was
another thing altogether, and his stout soul would
have none of it. He began immediately to struggle
with all the violence at his disposal. His large,
hairy hands came out of the water and swung hopefully
in the direction where he assumed his assailant’s
face to be.
Sam was not unprepared for this display.
His researches in the art of life-saving had taught
him that your drowning man frequently struggles against
his best interests. In which case, cruel to be
kind, one simply stunned the blighter. He decided
to stun Mr. Swenson, though, if he had known that
gentleman more intimately and had been aware that he
had the reputation of possessing the thickest head
on the water-front, he would have realised the magnitude
of the task. Friends of Mr. Swenson, in convivial
moments, had frequently endeavoured to stun him with
bottles, boots and bits of lead piping and had gone
away depressed by failure. Sam, ignorant of this,
attempted to do the job with clenched fist, which
he brought down as smartly as possible on the crown
of the other’s bowler hat.
It was the worst thing he could have
done. Mr. Swenson thought highly of his hat and
this brutal attack upon it confirmed his gloomiest
apprehensions. Now thoroughly convinced that the
only thing to do was to sell his life dearly, he wrenched
himself round, seized his assailant by the neck, twined
his arms about his middle, and accompanied him below
the surface.
By the time he had swallowed his first
pint and was beginning his second, Sam was reluctantly
compelled to come to the conclusion that this was
the end. The thought irritated him unspeakably.
This, he felt, was just the silly, contrary way things
always happened. Why should it be he who was
perishing like this? Why not Eustace Hignett?
Now there was a fellow whom this sort of thing would
just have suited. Broken-hearted Eustace Hignett
would have looked on all this as a merciful release.
He paused in his reflections to try
to disentangle the more prominent of Mr. Swenson’s
limbs from about him. By this time he was sure
that he had never met anyone he disliked so intensely
as Mr. Swenson not even his Aunt Adeline.
The man was a human octopus. Sam could count seven
distinct legs twined round him and at least as many
arms. It seemed to him that he was being done
to death in his prime by a solid platoon of Swedes.
He put his whole soul into one last effort ... something
seemed to give ... he was free. Pausing only
to try to kick Mr. Swenson in the face, Sam shot to
the surface. Something hard and sharp prodded
him in the head. Then something caught the collar
of his coat; and, finally, spouting like a whale,
he found himself dragged upwards and over the side
of a boat.
The time which Sam had spent with
Mr. Swenson below the surface had been brief, but
it had been long enough to enable the whole floating
population of the North River to converge on the scene
in scows, skiffs, launches, tugs, and other vessels.
The fact that the water in that vicinity was crested
with currency had not escaped the notice of these
navigators, and they had gone to it as one man.
First in the race came the tug “Reuben S. Watson,”
the skipper of which, following a famous precedent,
had taken his little daughter to bear him company.
It was to this fact that Marlowe really owed his rescue.
Women often have a vein of sentiment in them where
men can only see the hard business side of a situation;
and it was the skipper’s daughter who insisted
that the family boat-hook, then in use as a harpoon
for spearing dollar bills, should be devoted to the
less profitable but humaner end of extricating the
young man from a watery grave.
The skipper had grumbled a bit at
first but had given way he always spoiled
the girl with the result that Sam found
himself sitting on the deck of the tug, engaged in
the complicated process of restoring his faculties
to the normal. In a sort of dream he perceived
Mr. Swenson rise to the surface some feet away, adjust
his bowler hat, and, after one long look of dislike
in his direction, swim off rapidly to intercept a
five which was floating under the stern of a near-by
skiff.
Sam sat on the deck and panted.
He played on the boards like a public fountain.
At the back of his mind there was a flickering thought
that he wanted to do something, a vague feeling that
he had some sort of an appointment which he must keep;
but he was unable to think what it was. Meanwhile,
he conducted tentative experiments with his breath.
It was so long since he had last breathed that he
had lost the knack of it.
“Well, aincher wet?” said a voice.
The skipper’s daughter was standing
beside him, looking down commiseratingly. Of
the rest of the family all he could see was the broad
blue seats of their trousers as they leaned hopefully
over the side in the quest for wealth.
“Yes, sir! You sure are
wet! Gee! I never seen anyone so wet!
I seen wet guys but I never seen anyone so wet as
you. Yessir, you’re certainly wet!”
“I am wet,” admitted Sam.
“Yessir, you’re wet!
Wet’s the word all right. Good and wet,
that’s what you are!”
“It’s the water,”
said Sam. His brain was still clouded; he wished
he could remember what that appointment was.
“That’s what has made me wet.”
“It’s sure made you wet
all right,” agreed the girl. She looked
at him interestedly. “Wotcha do it for?”
she asked.
“Do it for?”
“Yes, wotcha do it for?
Wotcha do a Brodie for off’n that ship?
I didn’t see it myself, but pa says you come
walloping down off’n the deck like a sack of
potatoes.”
Sam uttered a sharp cry. He had remembered.
“Where is she?”
“Where’s who?”
“The liner.”
“She’s off down the river,
I guess. She was swinging round, the last I seen
of her.”
“She’s not gone!”
“Sure she’s gone.
Wotcha expect her to do? She’s gotta get
over to the other side, ain’t she? Cert’nly
she’s gone.” She looked at him interested.
“Do you want to be on board her?”
“Of course I do.”
“Then, for the love of Pete,
wotcha doin’ walloping off’n her like a
sack of potatoes?”
“I slipped. I was pushed
or something.” Sam sprang to his feet and
looked wildly about him. “I must get back.
Isn’t there any way of getting back?”
“Well, you could ketch up with
her at quarantine out in the bay. She’ll
stop to let the pilot off.”
“Can you take me to quarantine?”
The girl glanced doubtfully at the seat of the nearest
pair of trousers.
“Well, we could,”
she said. “But pa’s kind of set in
his ways, and right now he’s fishing for dollar
bills with the boat hook. He’s apt to get
sorta mad if he’s interrupted.”
“I’ll give him fifty dollars if he’ll
put me on board.”
“Got it on you?” inquired
the nymph coyly. She had her share of sentiment,
but she was her father’s daughter and inherited
from him the business sense.
“Here it is.” He
pulled out his pocket book. The book was dripping,
but the contents were only fairly moist.
“Pa!” said the girl.
The trouser-seat remained where it was, deaf to its
child’s cry.
“Pa! Cummere! Wantcha!”
The trousers did not even quiver.
But this girl was a girl of decision. There was
some nautical implement resting in a rack convenient
to her hand. It was long, solid, and constructed
of one of the harder forms of wood. Deftly extracting
this from its place, she smote her inattentive parent
on the only visible portion of him. He turned
sharply, exhibiting a red, bearded face.
“Pa, this gen’man wants
to be took aboard the boat at quarantine. He’ll
give you fifty berries.”
The wrath died out of the skipper’s
face like the slow turning down of a lamp. The
fishing had been poor, and so far he had only managed
to secure a single two-dollar bill. In a crisis
like the one which had so suddenly arisen you cannot
do yourself justice with a boat-hook.
“Fifty berries!”
“Fifty seeds!” the girl assured him.
“Are you on?”
“Queen,” said the skipper simply, “you
said a mouthful!”
Twenty minutes later Sam was climbing
up the side of the liner as it lay towering over the
tug like a mountain. His clothes hung about him
clammily. He squelched as he walked.
A kindly-looking old gentleman who
was smoking a cigar by the rail regarded him with
open eyes.
“My dear sir, you’re very wet,”
he said.
Sam passed him with a cold face and
hurried through the door leading to the companion
way.
“Mummie, why is that man wet?”
cried the clear voice of a little child.
Sam whizzed by, leaping down the stairs.
“Good Lord, sir! You’re
very wet!” said a steward in the doorway of the
dining saloon.
“You are wet,” said a stewardess
in the passage.
Sam raced for his state-room.
He bolted in and sank on the lounge. In the lower
berth Eustace Hignett was lying with closed eyes.
He opened them languidly, then stared.
“Hullo!” he said. “I say!
You’re wet!”
Se
Sam removed his clinging garments
and hurried into a new suit. He was in no mood
for conversation and Eustace Hignett’s frank
curiosity jarred upon him. Happily, at this point,
a sudden shivering of the floor and a creaking of
woodwork proclaimed the fact that the vessel was under
way again, and his cousin, turning pea-green, rolled
over on his side with a hollow moan. Sam finished
buttoning his waistcoat and went out.
He was passing the inquiry bureau
on the C-deck, striding along with bent head and scowling
brow, when a sudden exclamation caused him to look
up, and the scowl was wiped from his brow as with a
sponge. For there stood the girl he had met on
the dock. With her was a superfluous young man
who looked like a parrot.
“Oh, how are you?” asked the girl
breathlessly.
“Splendid, thanks,” said Sam.
“Didn’t you get very wet?”
“I did get a little damp.”
“I thought you would,”
said the young man who looked like a parrot.
“Directly I saw you go over the side I said to
myself: ’That fellow’s going to get
wet!’”
There was a pause.
“Oh!” said the girl. “May I Mr. ?”
“Marlowe.”
“Mr. Marlowe. Mr. Bream Mortimer.”
Sam smirked at the young man. The young man smirked
at Sam.
“Nearly got left behind,” said Bream Mortimer.
“Yes, nearly.”
“No joke getting left behind.”
“No.”
“Have to take the next boat.
Lose a lot of time,” said Mr. Mortimer, driving
home his point.
The girl had listened to these intellectual
exchanges with impatience. She now spoke again.
“Oh, Bream!”
“Hello?”
“Do be a dear and run down to
the saloon and see if it’s all right about our
places for lunch.”
“It is all right. The table steward said
so.”
“Yes, but go and make certain.”
“All right.”
He hopped away and the girl turned to Sam with shining
eyes.
“Oh, Mr. Marlowe, you oughtn’t
to have done it! Really, you oughtn’t!
You might have been drowned! But I never saw anything
so wonderful. It was like the stories of knights
who used to jump into lions’ dens after gloves!”
“Yes?” said Sam a little
vaguely. The resemblance had not struck him.
It seemed a silly hobby, and rough on the lions, too.
“It was the sort of thing Sir
Lancelot or Sir Galahad would have done! But
you shouldn’t have bothered, really! It’s
all right, now.”
“Oh, it’s all right now?”
“Yes. I’d quite forgotten
that Mr. Mortimer was to be on board. He has
given me all the money I shall need. You see it
was this way. I had to sail on this boat in rather
a hurry. Father’s head clerk was to have
gone to the bank and got some money and met me on board
and given it to me, but the silly old man was late
and when he got to the dock they had just pulled in
the gang-plank. So he tried to throw the money
to me in a handkerchief and it fell into the water.
But you shouldn’t have dived in after it.”
“Oh, well!” said Sam,
straightening his tie, with a quiet, brave smile.
He had never expected to feel grateful to that obese
bounder who had shoved him off the rail, but now he
would have liked to seek him out and shake him by
the hand.
“You really are the bravest man I ever met!”
“Oh, no!”
“How modest you are! But I suppose all
brave men are modest!”
“I was only too delighted at
what looked like a chance of doing you a service.”
“It was the extraordinary quickness
of it that was so wonderful. I do admire presence
of mind. You didn’t hesitate for a second.
You just shot over the side as though propelled by
some irresistible force!”
“It was nothing, nothing really.
One just happens to have the knack of keeping one’s
head and acting quickly on the spur of the moment.
Some people have it, some haven’t.”
“And just think! As Bream was saying....”
“It is all right,”
said Mr. Mortimer, reappearing suddenly. “I
saw a couple of the stewards and they both said it
was all right. So it’s all right.”
“Splendid,” said the girl. “Oh,
Bream!”
“Hello?”
“Do be an angel and run along
to my state-room and see if Pinky-Boodles is quite
comfortable.”
“Bound to be.”
“Yes. But do go. He may be feeling
lonely. Chirrup to him a little.”
“Chirrup?”
“Yes, to cheer him up.”
“Oh, all right.”
“Run along!”
Mr. Mortimer ran along. He had
the air of one who feels that he only needs a peaked
cap and a uniform two sizes too small for him to be
a properly equipped messenger boy.
“And, as Bream was saying,”
resumed the girl, “you might have been left
behind.”
“That,” said Sam, edging
a step closer, “was the thought that tortured
me, the thought that a friendship so delightfully begun....”
“But it hadn’t begun.
We have never spoken to each other before now.”
“Have you forgotten? On the dock....”
Sudden enlightenment came into her eyes.
“Oh, you are the man poor Pinky-Boodles bit!”
“The lucky man!”
Her face clouded.
“Poor Pinky is feeling the motion
of the boat a little. It’s his first voyage.”
“I shall always remember that
it was Pinky who first brought us together. Would
you care for a stroll on deck?”
“Not just now, thanks.
I must be getting back to my room to finish unpacking.
After lunch, perhaps.”
“I will be there. By the way, you know
my name, but....”
“Oh, mine?” She smiled
brightly. “It’s funny that a person’s
name is the last thing one thinks of asking.
Mine is Bennett.”
“Bennett!”
“Wilhelmina Bennett. My
friends,” she said softly as she turned away,
“call me Billie!”