THE LURID PAST OF JNO. PETERS
“That’s right!”
said Sir Mallaby Marlowe. “Work while you’re
young, Sam, work while you’re young.”
He regarded his son’s bent head with affectionate
approval. “What’s the book to-day?”
“Widgery on Nisi Prius Evidence,”
said Sam, without looking up.
“Capital!” said Sir Mallaby.
“Highly improving and as interesting as a novel some
novels. There’s a splendid bit on, I think,
page two hundred and fifty-four where the hero finds
out all about Copyhold and Customary Estates.
It’s a wonderfully powerful situation. It
appears but I won’t spoil it for
you. Mind you don’t skip to see how it all
comes out in the end!” Sir Mallaby suspended
conversation while he addressed an imaginary ball
with the mashie which he had taken out of his golf-bag.
For this was the day when he went down to Walton Heath
for his weekly foursome with three old friends.
His tubby form was clad in tweed of a violent nature,
with knickerbockers and stockings. “Sam!”
“Well?”
“Sam, a man at the club showed
me a new grip the other day. Instead of overlapping
the little finger of the right hand.... Oh, by
the way, Sam.”
“Yes?”
“I should lock up the office
to-day if I were you, or anxious clients will be coming
in and asking for advice, and you’ll find yourself
in difficulties. I shall be gone, and Peters
is away on his holiday. You’d better lock
the outer door.”
“All right,” said Sam
absently. He was finding Widgery stiff reading.
He had just got to the bit about Raptu Haeredis, which as
of course you know, is a writ for taking away an heir
holding in socage.
Sir Mallaby looked at his watch.
“Well, I’ll have to be going. See
you later, Sam.”
“Good-bye.”
Sir Mallaby went out, and Sam, placing
both elbows on the desk and twining his fingers in
his hair, returned with a frown of consternation to
his grappling with Widgery. For perhaps ten minutes
the struggle was an even one, then gradually Widgery
got the upper hand. Sam’s mind, numbed
by constant batterings against the stony ramparts of
legal phraseology, weakened, faltered, and dropped
away; and a moment later his thoughts, as so often
happened when he was alone, darted off and began to
circle round the image of Billie Bennett.
Since they had last met, at Sir Mallaby’s
dinner-table, Sam had told himself perhaps a hundred
times that he cared nothing about Billie, that she
had gone out of his life and was dead to him; but unfortunately
he did not believe it. A man takes a deal of
convincing on a point like this, and Sam had never
succeeded in convincing himself for more than two
minutes at a time. It was useless to pretend that
he did not still love Billie more than ever, because
he knew he did; and now, as the truth swept over him
for the hundred and first time, he groaned hollowly
and gave himself up to the grey despair which is the
almost inseparable companion of young men in his position.
So engrossed was he in his meditation
that he did not hear the light footstep in the outer
office, and it was only when it was followed by a
tap on the door of the inner office that he awoke with
a start to the fact that clients were in his midst.
He wished that he had taken his father’s advice
and locked up the office. Probably this was some
frightful bore who wanted to make his infernal will
or something, and Sam had neither the ability nor
the inclination to assist him.
Was it too late to escape? Perhaps
if he did not answer the knock, the blighter might
think there was nobody at home. But suppose he
opened the door and peeped in? A spasm of Napoleonic
strategy seized Sam. He dropped silently to the
floor and concealed himself under the desk. Napoleon
was always doing that sort of thing.
There was another tap. Then,
as he had anticipated, the door opened. Sam,
crouched like a hare in its form, held his breath.
It seemed to him that he was going to bring this delicate
operation off with success. He felt he had acted
just as Napoleon would have done in a similar crisis.
And so, no doubt, he had to a certain extent; only
Napoleon would have seen to it that his boots and
about eighteen inches of trousered legs were not sticking
out, plainly visible to all who entered.
“Good morning,” said a voice.
Sam thrilled from the top of his head
to the soles of his feet. It was the voice which
had been ringing in his ears through all his waking
hours.
“Are you busy, Mr. Marlowe?”
asked Billie, addressing the boots.
Sam wriggled out from under the desk
like a disconcerted tortoise.
“Dropped my pen,” he mumbled, as he rose
to the surface.
He pulled himself together with an
effort that was like a physical exercise. He
stared at Billie dumbly. Then, recovering speech,
he invited her to sit down, and seated himself at
the desk.
“Dropped my pen!” he gurgled again.
“Yes?” said Billie.
“Fountain-pen,” babbled Sam, “with
a broad nib.”
“Yes?”
“A broad gold nib,”
went on Sam, with the painful exactitude which comes
only from embarrassment or the early stages of intoxication.
“Really?” said Billie,
and Sam blinked and told himself resolutely that this
would not do. He was not appearing to advantage.
It suddenly occurred to him that his hair was standing
on end as the result of his struggle with Widgery.
He smoothed it down hastily, and felt a trifle more
composed. The old fighting spirit of the Marlowes
now began to assert itself to some extent. He
must make an effort to appear as little of a fool
as possible in this girl’s eyes. And what
eyes they were! Golly! Like stars!
Like two bright planets in....
However, that was neither here nor
there. He pulled down his waistcoat and became
cold and business-like, the dry young lawyer.
“Er how do you do,
Miss Bennett?” he said with a question in his
voice, raising his eyebrows in a professional way.
He modelled this performance on that of lawyers he
had seen on the stage, and wished he had some snuff
to take or something to tap against his front teeth.
“Miss Bennett, I believe?”
The effect of the question upon Billie
was disastrous. She had come to this office with
beating heart, prepared to end all misunderstandings,
to sob on her soul-mate’s shoulder and generally
make everything up; but at this inane exhibition the
fighting spirit of the Bennetts which was
fully as militant as that of the Marlowes became
roused. She told herself that she had been mistaken
in supposing that she still loved this man. She
was a proud girl and refused to admit herself capable
of loving any man who looked at her as if she was
something that the cat had brought in. She drew
herself up stiffly.
“Yes,” she replied. “How clever
of you to remember me.”
“I have a good memory.”
“How nice! So have I!”
There was a pause, during which Billie
allowed her gaze to travel casually about the room.
Sam occupied the intermission by staring furtively
at her profile. He was by now in a thoroughly
overwrought condition, and the thumping of his heart
sounded to him as if workmen were mending the street
outside. How beautiful she looked, with that red
hair peeping out beneath her hat and.... However!
“Is there anything I can do
for you?” he asked in the sort of voice Widgery
might have used. Sam always pictured Widgery as
a small man with bushy eyebrows, a thin face, and
a voice like a rusty file.
“Well, I really wanted to see Sir Mallaby.”
“My father has been called away
on important business to Walton Heath. Cannot
I act as his substitute?”
“Do you know anything about the law?”
“Do I know anything about the
law!” echoed Sam, amazed. “Do I know !
Why, I was reading my Widgery on Nisi Prius Evidence
when you came in.”
“Oh, were you?” said Billie,
interested. “Do you always read on the
floor?”
“I told you I dropped my pen,” said Sam
coldly.
“And of course you couldn’t
read without that! Well, as a matter of fact,
this has nothing to do with Nisi what you
said.”
“I have not specialised exclusively
on Nisi Prius Evidence. I know the law in all
its branches.”
“Then what would you do if a
man insisted on playing the orchestrion when you wanted
to get to sleep?”
“The orchestrion?”
“Yes.”
“The orchestrion, eh? Ah! H’m!”
said Sam.
“You still haven’t made it quite clear,”
said Billie.
“I was thinking.”
“Oh, if you want to think!”
“Tell me the facts,” said Sam.
“Well, Mr. Mortimer and my father
have taken a house together in the country....”
“I knew that.”
“What a memory you have!”
said Billie kindly. “Well, for some reason
or other they have quarrelled, and now Mr. Mortimer
is doing everything he can to make father uncomfortable.
Yesterday afternoon father wanted to sleep, and Mr.
Mortimer started this orchestrion just to annoy him.”
“I think I’m not quite sure I
think that’s a tort,” said Sam.
“A what?”
“Either a tort or a malfeasance.”
“Why, you do know something
about it after all!” cried Billie, startled
into a sort of friendliness in spite of herself.
And at the words and the sight of her quick smile
Sam’s professional composure reeled on its foundations.
He had half risen, with the purpose of springing up
and babbling of the passion that consumed him, when
the chill reflection came to him that this girl had
once said that she considered him ridiculous.
If he let himself go, would she not continue to think
him ridiculous? He sagged back into his seat;
and at that moment there came another tap on the door
which, opening, revealed the sinister face of the
holiday-making Peters.
“Good morning, Mr. Samuel,”
said Jno. Peters. “Good morning, Miss
Milliken. Oh!”
He vanished as abruptly as he had
appeared. He perceived that what he had taken
at first glance for the stenographer was a client,
and that the junior partner was engaged on a business
conference. He left behind him a momentary silence.
“What a horrible-looking man!”
said Billie, breaking it with a little gasp.
Jno. Peters often affected the opposite sex like
that at first sight.
“I beg your pardon?” said Sam absently.
“What a dreadful-looking man! He quite
frightened me!”
For some moments Sam sat without speaking.
If this had not been one of his Napoleonic mornings,
no doubt the sudden arrival of his old friend, Mr.
Peters, whom he had imagined at his home in Putney
packing for his trip to America, would have suggested
nothing to him. As it was, it suggested a great
deal. He had had a brain-wave, and for fully a
minute he sat tingling under its impact. He was
not a young man who often had brain-waves, and, when
they came, they made him rather dizzy.
“Who is he?” asked Billie.
“He seemed to know you? And who,”
she demanded after a slight pause, “is Miss
Milliken?”
Sam drew a deep breath.
“It’s rather a sad story,”
he said. “His name is John Peters.
He used to be clerk here.”
“But he isn’t any longer?”
“No.” Sam shook his head. “We
had to get rid of him.”
“I don’t wonder. A man looking like
that....”
“It wasn’t that so much,”
said Sam. “The thing that annoyed father
was that he tried to shoot Miss Milliken.”
Billie uttered a cry of horror.
“He tried to shoot Miss Milliken!”
“He did shoot her the
third time,” said Sam, warming to his work.
“Only in the arm, fortunately,” he added.
“But my father is rather a stern disciplinarian
and he had to go. I mean, we couldn’t keep
him after that.”
“Good gracious!”
“She used to be my father’s
stenographer, and she was thrown a good deal with
Peters. It was quite natural that he should fall
in love with her. She was a beautiful girl, with
rather your own shade of hair. Peters is a man
of volcanic passions, and, when, after she had given
him to understand that his love was returned, she
informed him one day that she was engaged to a fellow
at Ealing West, he went right off his onion I
mean, he became completely distraught. I must
say that he concealed it very effectively at first.
We had no inkling of his condition till he came in
with the pistol. And, after that ... well, as
I say, we had to dismiss him. A great pity, for
he was a good clerk. Still, it wouldn’t
do. It wasn’t only that he tried to shoot
Miss Milliken. The thing became an obsession
with him, and we found that he had a fixed idea that
every red-haired woman who came into the office was
the girl who had deceived him. You can see how
awkward that made it. Red hair is so fashionable
now-a-days.”
“My hair is red!” whispered Billie pallidly.
“Yes, I noticed it myself.
I told you it was much the same shade as Miss Milliken’s.
It’s rather fortunate that I happened to be here
with you when he came.”
“But he may be lurking out there still!”
“I expect he is,” said
Sam carelessly. “Yes, I suppose he is.
Would you like me to go and send him away? All
right.”
“But but is it safe?”
Sam uttered a light laugh.
“I don’t mind taking a
risk or two for your sake,” he said, and sauntered
from the room, closing the door behind him. Billie
followed him with worshipping eyes.
Jno. Peters rose politely from
the chair in which he had seated himself for the more
comfortable perusal of the copy of Home Whispers
which he had brought with him to refresh his mind
in the event of the firm being too busy to see him
immediately. He was particularly interested in
the series of chats with Young Mothers.
“Hullo, Peters,” said Sam. “Want
anything?”
“Very sorry to have disturbed
you, Mr. Samuel. I just looked in to say good-bye.
I sail on Saturday, and my time will be pretty fully
taken up all the week. I have to go down to the
country to get some final instructions from the client
whose important papers I am taking over. I’m
sorry to have missed your father, Mr. Samuel.”
“Yes, this is his golf day. I’ll
tell him you looked in.”
“Is there anything I can do before I go?”
“Do?”
“Well “ Jno.
Peters coughed tactfully “I see that
you are engaged with a client, Mr. Samuel, and I was
wondering if any little point of law had arisen with
which you did not feel yourself quite capable of coping,
in which case I might perhaps be of assistance.”
“Oh, that lady,” said Sam. “That
was Miss Milliken’s sister.”
“Indeed? I didn’t know Miss Milliken
had a sister.”
“No?” said Sam.
“She is not very like her in appearance.”
“No. This one is the beauty
of the family, I believe. A very bright, intelligent
girl. I was telling her about your revolver just
before you came in, and she was most interested.
It’s a pity you haven’t got it with you
now, to show to her.”
“Oh, but I have it! I have,
Mr. Samuel!” said Peters, opening a small handbag
and taking out a hymn-book, half a pound of mixed chocolates,
a tongue sandwich, and the pistol, in the order named.
“I was on my way to the Rupert Street range
for a little practice. I should be glad to show
it to her.”
“Well, wait here a minute or
two,” said Sam. “I’ll have finished
talking business in a moment.”
He returned to the inner office.
“Well?” cried Billie.
“Eh? Oh, he’s gone,”
said Sam. “I persuaded him to go away.
He was a little excited, poor fellow. And now
let us return to what we were talking about.
You say....” He broke off with an exclamation,
and glanced at his watch. “Good Heavens!
I had no idea of the time. I promised to run
up and see a man in one of the offices in the next
court. He wants to consult me on some difficulty
which has arisen with one of his clients. Rightly
or wrongly he values my advice. Can you spare
me for a short while? I shan’t be more than
ten minutes.”
“Certainly.”
“Here is something you may care
to look at while I’m gone. I don’t
know if you have read it? Widgery on Nisi Prius
Evidence. Most interesting.”
He went out. Jno. Peters looked up from
his Home Whispers.
“You can go in now,” said Sam.
“Certainly, Mr. Samuel, certainly.”
Sam took up the copy of Home Whispers
and sat down with his feet on the desk. He turned
to the serial story and began to read the synopsis.
In the inner room Billie, who had
rejected the mental refreshment offered by Widgery
and was engaged on making a tour of the office, looking
at the portraits of whiskered men whom she took correctly
to be the Thorpes, Prescotts, Winslows, and Applebys
mentioned on the contents-bill outside, was surprised
to hear the door open at her back. She had not
expected Sam to return so instantaneously.
Nor had he done so. It was not
Sam who entered. It was a man of repellent aspect
whom she recognised instantly, for Jno. Peters
was one of those men who, once seen, are not easily
forgotten. He was smiling a cruel, cunning smile at
least, she thought he was; Mr. Peters himself was
under the impression that his face was wreathed in
a benevolent simper; and in his hand he bore the largest
pistol ever seen outside a motion-picture studio.
“How do you do, Miss Milliken?” he said.