It may seem somewhat far-fetched to
put “Pickwick” beside Boswell’s also
immortal work, but I think really the comparison is
not a fanciful one. No one enjoyed the book so
much as “Boz.” He knew it thoroughly.
Indeed, it is fitting that “Boz” should
relish “Bozzy;” for “Bozzy”
would certainly have relished “Boz” and
have “attended him with respectful attention.”
It has not been yet shown how much there is in common
between the two great books, and, indeed, between them
and a third, greater than either, the immortal “Don
Quixote.” All three are “travelling
stories.” Sterne also was partial to a
travelling story. Lately, when a guest at the
“Johnson Club,” I ventured to expound
minutely, and at length, this curious similarity between
Boswell and Dickens. Dickens’ appreciation
of “Bozzy” is proved by his admirable
parody which is found in one of his letters to Wilkie
Collins, and which is superior to anything of the
sort to Chalmers’, Walcot’s,
or any that have been attempted:
“Sir,” as Dr. Johnson would
have said, “if it be not irrational in a man
to count his feathered bipeds before they are hatched,
we will conjointly astonish them next year.”
Boswell. “Sir, I hardly understand
you.” Johnson. “You never
understood anything.” Boswell (in
a sprightly manner). “Perhaps, sir, I am
all the better for it.” Johnson.
“I do not know but that you are. There
is Lord Carlisle (smiling) he never
understands anything, and yet the dog is well enough.
Then, sir, there is Forster he understands
many things, and yet the fellow is fretful.
Again, sir, there is Dickens, with a facile way
with him like Davy, sir, like Davy yet
I am told that the man is lying at a hedge alehouse
by the seashore in Kent as long as they will trust
him.” Boswell. “But there
are no hedges by the sea in Kent, sir.”
Johnson. “And why not, sir?”
Boswell (at a loss). “I don’t
know, sir, unless ” Johnson
(thundering). “Let us have no unlesses,
sir. If your father had never said unless he
would never have begotten you, sir.” Boswell
(yielding). “Sir, that is very true.”
To begin, the Christian names of the
two great men were the same. Sam Johnson and
Samuel Pickwick. Johnson had a relation called
Nathaniel, and Pickwick had a “follower”
also Nathaniel. Both the great men founded Clubs:
Johnson’s was in Essex Street, Strand, to say
nothing of the Literary or Johnson Club; the other
in Huggin Lane. Johnson had his Goldsmith, Reynolds,
Boswell, Burke, and the rest, as his members and “followers:”
Mr. Pickwick had his Tupman, Snodgrass, Winkle, and
others. These were the “travelling members,”
just as Dr. Johnson and Boswell were the travelling
members of their Club. Boswell was the notetaker,
so was Snodgrass. When we see the pair staying
at the Three Crowns at Lichfield calling
on friends waited on by the manager of the
local Theatre, etc., we are forcibly reminded
of the visits to Rochester and Ipswich.
Boswell one night dropped into a tavern
in Butcher Row, and saw his great friend in a warm
discussion with a strange Irishman, who was very short
with him, and the sketch recalls very forcibly Mr.
Pickwick at the Magpie and Stump, where old Jack Bamber
told him that he knew nothing about the mysteries
of the old haunted chambers in Clifford’s Inn
and such places. The Turk’s Head, the Crown
and Anchor, the Cheshire Cheese, The Mitre, may be
set beside the Magpie and Stump, the George and Vulture,
and White Horse Cellars.
More curious still in Boswell’s
life, there is mentioned a friend of Johnson’s
who is actually named Weller! I leave
it as a pleasant crux for the ingenious Pickwickian
to find out where.
Johnson had his faithful servant,
Frank: Mr. Pickwick his Sam. The two sages
equally revelled in travelling in post-chaises
and staying at inns; both made friends with people
in the coaches and commercial rooms. There are
also some odd accidental coincidences which help in
the likeness. Johnson was constantly in the Borough,
and we have a good scene with Mr. Pickwick at the
White Hart in the same place. Mr. Pickwick had
his widow, Mrs. Bardell; and Johnson his in the person
of the fair Thrale. Johnson had his friend Taylor
at Ashbourne, to whom he often went on visits, always
going down by coach; while Mr. Pickwick had his friend
Wardle, with whom he stayed at Manor Farm, in Kent.
We know of the review at Rochester which Mr. Pickwick
and friends attended, and how they were charged by
the soldiery. Oddly enough Dr. Johnson attended
a review also at Rochester, when he was on a visit
to his friend Captain Langton. Johnson, again,
found his way to Bath, went to the Assembly Rooms,
etc.; and our friend Mr. Pickwick, we need not
say, also enjoyed himself there. In Boswell’s
record we have a character called Mudge, an “out
of the way” name; and in Pickwick we find a
Mudge. George Steevens, who figures so much
in Boswell’s work, was the author of an antiquarian
hoax played off on a learned brother, of the same
class as “Bill Stumps, his mark.”
He had an old inscription engraved on an unused bit
of pewter it was well begrimed and well
battered, then exposed for sale in a broker’s
shop, where it was greedily purchased by the credulous
virtuoso. The notion, by the way, of the Club
button was taken from the Prince Regent, who had his
Club and uniform, which he allowed favourites to wear.
There is a story in Boswell’s
Biography which is transferred to “Pickwick,”
that of the unlucky gentleman who died from a surfeit
of crumpets; Sam, it will be recollected, describes
it as a case of the man “as killed hisself on
principle.”
“He used to go away to a coffee-house
after his dinner and have a small pot o’
coffee and four crumpets. He fell ill and sent
for the doctor. Doctor comes in a green fly
vith a kind o’ Robinson Crusoe set o’
steps as he could let down ven he got out, and
pull up arter him ven he got in, to perwent
the necessity o’ the coachman’s gettin’
down, and thereby undeceivin’ the public by
lettin’ ’em see that it wos only a
livery coat he’d got on, and not the trousers
to match. ‘How many crumpets at a sittin’
do you think ‘ud kill me off at once?’
said the patient. ‘I don’t know,’
says the doctor. ’Do you think half
a crown’s vurth ‘ud do it?’ says
the patient. ’I think it might,’
says the doctor. ‘Three shillin’
’s vurth ’ud be sure to do it, I s’pose?’
says the patient. ‘Certainly,’ says
the doctor. ’Wery good,’ says
the patient; ‘good-night.’ Next mornin’
he gets up, has a fire lit, orders in three shillin’s’
vurth o’ crumpets, toasts ’em all,
eat ’em all, and blows his brains out.”
“What did he do that for?”
inquired Mr. Pickwick abruptly; for he was
considerably startled by this tragical
termination of the narrative.
“Wot did he do it for, sir?”
reiterated Sam. “Wy, in support of his
great principle that crumpets was
wholesome, and to show that he
vouldn’t be put out of his
vay for nobody!”
Thus Dickens marvellously enriched
this quaint story. It may be found amusing to
trace the genesis of the tale. In Boswell it
runs: “Mr. Fitzherbert, who loved buttered
muffins, but durst not eat them because they disagreed
with his stomach, resolved to shoot himself, and then
eat three buttered muffins for breakfast, knowing
that he should not be troubled with indigestion.”
We find that De Quincey, in one of his essays, reports
the case of an officer holding the rank of lieutenant-colonel
who could not tolerate a breakfast without muffins.
But he suffered agonies of indigestion. “He
would stand the nuisance no longer, but yet, being
a just man, he would give Nature one final chance of
reforming her dyspeptic atrocities. Muffins therefore
being laid at one angle of the table and pistols at
the other, with rigid equity the Colonel awaited the
result. This was naturally pretty much as usual;
and then the poor man, incapable of retreating from
his word of honour, committed suicide, having left
a line for posterity to the effect, “that a
muffinless world was no world for him.”
It will be recollected that, during
the Christmas festivities at Manor Farm, after a certain
amount of kissing had taken place under the mistletoe,
Mr. Pickwick was “standing under the mistletoe,
looking with a very pleased countenance on all that
was passing round him, when the young lady with the
black eyes, after a little whispering with the other
young ladies, made a sudden dart forward, and putting
her arm round Mr. Pickwick’s neck, saluted him
affectionately on the left cheek, and before he distinctly
knew what was the matter he was surrounded by the whole
bevy, and kissed by every one of them.”
Compare with this what happened to Dr. Johnson in
the Hebrides:
“This evening one of our married
ladies, a lively, pretty little woman, good-humouredly
sat down upon Dr. Johnson’s knee, and being
encouraged by some of the company, put her hands
round his neck and kissed him. “Do
it again,” said he, “and let us see who
will tire first.” He kept her on his
knee some time while he and she drank tea. He
was now like a buck indeed. All the company
were much entertained to find him so easy and pleasant.
To me it was highly comic to see the grave philosopher the
Rambler toying with a Highland beauty!
But what could he do? He must have been surly,
and weak too, had he not behaved as he did.
He would have been laughed at, and not more respected,
though less loved.”
Was not this Mr. Pickwick exactly?
Or, we might fancy this little scene
taking place at Dunvegan Castle, on the night of the
dance, when Johnson was in such high good-humour.
His faithful henchman might have come up to him and
have said jocosely, “You, sir, in silk
stockings?”
“And why not, sir why
not?” said the Doctor warmly. “Oh,
of course,” I answered, “there is no
reason why you should not wear them.” “I
imagine not, sir I imagine not,”
said the Doctor in a very peremptory tone.
I had contemplated a laugh, but found it was a serious
matter. I looked grave, and said they were
a pretty pattern. “I hope they are,”
said Dr. Johnson, fixing his eyes upon me. “You
see nothing extraordinary in these stockings as
stockings, I trust, sir?” “Certainly
not; oh, certainly not,” I replied, and my revered
friend’s countenance assumed its customary
benign expression.
Now, is not this Pickwickian all over?
Yet it is the exact record of what occurred at Manor
Farm, in “Pickwick,” with a change only
in the names, and would pass very fairly as an amiable
outburst of the redoubtable Doctor’s.
Or, again, let us put a bit of “Boz”
into “Bozzy’s” work. The amiable
“Goldy” was partial to extravagant dress,
and to showing himself off.
When a masquerade at Ranelagh was talked
of, he said to Doctor Johnson, “I shall go
as a Corsican.” “What!” said
the Doctor, with a sudden start. “As
a Corsican,” Dr. Goldsmith repeated mildly.
“You don’t mean to say,” said
the Doctor to him, gazing at him with solemn sternness,
“that it is your intention to put yourself into
a green velvet jacket with a two-inch tail?”
“Such is my intention, sir,” replied
Goldsmith warmly; “and why not, sir?”
“Because, sir,” said the Doctor, considerably
excited, “you are too old.” “Too
old!” exclaimed Goldsmith. “And
if any further ground of objection be wanting,”
said Dr. Johnson, “You are too fat, sir.”
“Sir,” said Dr. Goldsmith, his face
suffused with a crimson glow, “this is an insult.”
“Sir,” said the sage in the same tone,
“it is not half the insult to you, that your
appearance in my presence in a green velvet jacket
with two-inch tail would be to me.”
“Sir,” said Dr. Goldsmith, “you’re
a fellow.” “Sir,” said
Dr. Johnson, “you’re another!”
Winkle in a very amusing way often
suggests Boswell; and Mr. Pickwick treats him with
as great rudeness as did Johnson his Winkle.
When that unhappy gentleman, or follower exhibited
himself on the ice, Mr. Pickwick, we are told, was
excited and indignant. “He beckoned to
Mr. Weller and said in a stern voice: Take the
skates off.” “No, but I had scarcely
began,” remonstrated Mr. Winkle. “Take
his skates off,” repeated Mr. Pickwick, firmly.
The command was not to be resisted. “Lift
him up,” said Mr. Pickwick Sam assisted
him to rise. Mr. Pickwick retired a few paces
apart from the by-standers and beckoning his friend
to approach, fixed a searching look on him and uttered
in a low, but distinct and emphatic tone, these remarkable
words: “You’re a humbug, sir.”
“A what?” said Mr. Winkle, starting.
“A humbug, sir, I will speak plainer if you
wish it an impostor, sir.” With
these words Mr. Pickwick turned slowly on his heel
and rejoined his friends. Was not this exactly
the Sage’s treatment of his “Bozzy”
on many occasions?
There is yet another odd coincidence.
Everyone knows how Bob Sawyer’s party was disturbed
by Mrs. Raddle’s angry expostulations, and the
guests had to disperse. Well, Mr. Boswell, who
had much of the Sawyer tone gave a party
at his rooms in Downing Street, and his landlord behaved
so outrageously, that he gave him notice, and the
next day quitted his rooms. “I feel I
shall have to give my landlady notice,” said
Mr. Sawyer with a ghastly smile. Mr. Boswell
had actually to take some of the invited guests to
the Mitre and entertain them there.
There is a pleasant passage connected
with Dr. Johnson’s visit to Plymouth, with his
old friend Sir Joshua. He was much pleased with
this jaunt and declared he had derived from it a great
accession of new ideas . . . “The magnificence
of the Navy the ship building and all its circumstances
afforded him a grand subject of contemplation.”
He contemplated it in fact, as Mr. Pickwick contemplated
Chatham and the Medway. The commissioner of
the dockyard paid him the compliment, etc.
The characteristic part, however, was that the Doctor
entered enthusiastically into the local politics.
“There was a new town rising up round the dockyard,
as a rival to the old one, and knowing from the sagacity
and just observation of human nature, that it is certain
if a man hates at all, he will hate his next neighbour,
he concluded that this new and rising town could but
excite the envy and jealousy of the old. He
therefore set himself resolutely on the side of the
old town, the established town in which he
was. Considering it a kind of duty to stand
by it. He accordingly entered warmly into its
interests, and upon every occasion talked of the
Dockers as “upstarts and aliens.”
As they wanted to be supplied with water from the
old town, not having a drop themselves, Johnson affecting
to entertain the passions of the place, was violent
in opposition; and half laughing at himself for his
pretended zeal, and where he had no concern, exclaimed:
“No! I am against the Dockers;
I am a Plymouth man. Rogues! let them die of
thirst; they shall not have a drop. I hate
a Docker!”
Now all this is very like what the
amiable Pickwick would have done; in fact like something
he did do and felt, when he repaired to Eatanswill
for the election. On entering the town he at
once chose his party, and took it up enthusiastically.
“With his usual foresight and sagacity,”
like Dr. Johnson, he had chosen a fortunately desirable
moment for his visit. “Slumkey for ever,”
roared the honest and independent. “Slumkey
for ever!” echoed Mr. Pickwick, taking off his
hat. “No Fizkin,” roared the crowd.
“Certainly not,” shouted Mr. Pickwick.
“Who is Slumkey?” whispered Mr. Tupman.
“I don’t know,” said Mr. Pickwick,
in the same tone. “Hush! don’t ask
any questions. It’s always best on these
occasions to do what the mob do.” “But
suppose there are two mobs,” suggested Mr. Snodgrass.
“Shout with the largest,” replied Mr.
Pickwick. Volumes could not have said more.
On asking for rooms at the Town Arms, which was the
Great White Horse, Mr. Pickwick was asked “was
he Blue.” Mr. Pickwick in reply, asked
for Perker. “He is blue I think.”
“O yes, sir.” “Then we
are blue,” said Mr. Pickwick, but observing the
man looked rather doubtful at this accommodating account
he gave him his card. Perker arranged everything.
“Spirited contest, my dear sir,” he said,
“I am delighted to hear it,” said Mr. Pickwick.
“I like to see sturdy patriotism, on whatever
side it is called forth.” Later, we are
told, Mr. Pickwick entered heart and soul into the
business, and, like the sage, caught the prevailing
excitement. “Although no great partisan
of either side, Mr. Pickwick was sufficiently fired
by Mr. Pott’s enthusiasm to apply his whole
time and attention to the proceedings, etc.”
All this, of course, does not correspond exactly,
but the spirit of the selections are the same.
The Doctor it is known, would go out
at midnight with his friends Beauclerk and Layton
to have what he called “a rouze,” and Garrick
was humorously apprehensive that he would have to
bail out his old friend from the watchhouse.
Mr. Pickwick had many a “rouze” with his
followers. And Johnson himself, in the matter
of drink, was at one time as bad as Mr. Pickwick,
only he had a better head, and could “carry his
liquor discreetly,” like the Baron of Bradwardine.
He had actually to give up drink on account of this
tendency to excess.