A man of letters of the old school.
One of the most robust, striking,
and many-sided characters of his time was John Forster,
a rough, uncompromising personage, who, from small
and obscure beginnings, shouldered his way to the front
until he came to be looked on by all as guide, friend
and arbiter. From a struggling newspaperman he
emerged into handsome chambers in Lincoln’s
Inn Fields, from thence to a snug house in Montague
Square, ending in a handsome stone mansion which he
built for himself at Palace Gate, Kensington, with
its beautiful library-room at the back, and every
luxury of “lettered ease.”
If anyone desired to know what Dr.
Johnson was like, he could have found him in Forster.
There was the same social intolerance; the same “dispersion
of humbug”; the same loud voice, attuned to a
mellifluous softness on occasion, especially with
ladies or persons of rank; the love of “talk”
in which he assumed the lead and kept it
too; and the contemptuous scorn of what he did not
approve. But then all this was backed by admirable
training and full knowledge. He was a deeply read,
cultivated man, a fine critic, and, with all his arrogance,
despotism, and rough “ways,” a most interesting,
original, delightful person for those he
liked that is, and whom he had made his own. His
very “build” and appearance was also that
of the redoubtable Doctor: so was his loud and
hearty laugh. Woe betide the man on whom he chose
to “wipe his shoes” (Browning’s
phrase), for he could wipe them with a will. He
would thus roar you down. It was “in_tol_-er-able” everything
was “in-tol-érable!” it
is difficult to describe the fashion in which he rolled
forth the syllables. Other things were “all
Stuff!” “Monstrous!” “Incredible!”
“Don’t tell me!” Indeed I, with many,
could find a parallel in the great old Doctor for
almost everything he said. Even when there was
a smile at his vehemence, he would unconsciously repeat
the Doctor’s autocratic methods.
Forster’s life was indeed a
striking and encouraging one for those who believe
in the example of “self-made men.”
His aim was somewhat different from the worldly types,
who set themselves to become wealthy, or to have lands
or mansions. Forster’s more moderate aspiration
was to reach to the foremost rank of the literary world:
and he succeeded. He secured for himself an excellent
education, never spared himself for study or work,
and never rested till he had built himself that noble
mansion at Kensington, of which I have spoken, furnished
with books, pictures, and rare things. Here he
could, Maecenas-like, entertain his literary friends
of all degrees, with a vast number of other friends
and acquaintances, notable in their walks of life.
It is astonishing what a circle he had gathered round
him, and how intimate he was with all: political
men such as Brougham, Guizot, Gladstone, Forster,
Cornwall Lewis (Disraeli he abhorred as much as his
friend of Chelsea did, who once asked me, “What
is there new about our Jew Premier?"):
Maclise, Landseer, Frith, and Stanfield, with dozens
of other painters: every writer of the day, almost
without exception, late or early. With these,
such as Anthony Trollope, he was on the friendliest
terms, though he did not “grapple them to him
with hooks of steel.” With the Bar it was
the same: he was intimate with the brilliant
and agreeable Cockburn; with Lord Coleridge (then
plain Mr. Coleridge), who found a knife and a fork
laid for him any day that he chose to drop in, which
he did pretty often. The truth was that in any
company his marked personality, both physical and
mental; his magisterial face and loud decided voice,
and his reputation of judge and arbiter, at once impressed
and commanded attention. People felt that they
ought to know this personage at once.
It is extraordinary what perseverance
and a certain power of will, and that of not being
denied, will do in this way. His broad face and
cheeks and burly person were not made for rebuffs.
He seized on persons he wished to know and made them
his own at once. I always thought it was the
most characteristic thing known of him in this way,
his striding past Bunn the manager then
his enemy in his own theatre, taking no
notice of him and passing to Macready’s room,
to confer with him on measures hostile to the said
Bunn. As Johnson was said to toss and gore his
company, so Forster trampled on those he condemned.
I remember he had a special dislike to one of Boz’s
useful henchmen. An amusing story was told, that
after some meeting to arrange matters with Bradbury
and Evans, the printers, Boz, ever charitable, was
glad to report to Forster some hearty praise by this
person, of the ability with which he (Forster) had
arranged the matters, thus amiably wishing to propitiate
the autocrat in his friend’s interest.
But, said the uncompromising Forster, “I am truly
sorry, my dear Dickens, that I cannot reciprocate your
friend’s compliment, for a d nder
ass I never encountered in the whole course of my
life!” A comparative that is novel and will
be admired.
Forster had a determined way with
him, of forcing an answer that he wanted; driving
you into a corner as it were. A capital illustration
of this power occurred in my case. I had sent
to a London “second hand” bookseller to
supply me with a copy of the two quarto volumes of
Garrick’s life, “huge armfuls.”
It was with some surprise that I noted the late owner’s
name and book-plate, which was that of “John
Forster, Esq., Lincoln’s Inn Fields.”
At the moment he had given me Garrick’s original
Ms. correspondence, of which he had a score of
volumes, and was helping me in many other ways.
Now it was a curious coincidence that this one, of
all existing copies, should come to me. Next time
I saw him I told him of it. He knitted his brows
and grew thoughtful. “My copy! Ah!
I can account for it! It was one of the volumes
I lent to that fellow” mentioning
the name of the “fellow” “he
no doubt sold it for drink!” “Oh, so that
was it,” I said rather incautiously. “But
you,” he said sternly, “tell me
what did you think when you saw my name?
Come now! How did it leave my library?”
This was awkward to answer. “I suppose you
thought I was in the habit of selling my books?
Surely not?” Now this was what I had thought.
“Come! You must have had some view on the
matter. Two huge volumes like that are not easily
stolen.” It was with extraordinary difficulty
that I could extricate myself.
It was something to talk to one who
had been intimate with Charles Lamb, and of whom he
once spoke to me, with tears running down his cheeks,
“Ah! poor dear Charles Lamb!” The next
day he had summoned his faithful clerk, instructing
him to look out among his papers such was
his way for all the Lamb letters, which
were then lent to me. And most interesting they
were. In one, Elia calls him “Fooster,”
I fancy taking off Carlyle’s pronunciation.
As a writer and critic Forster held
a high, unquestioned place, his work being always
received with respect as of one of the masters.
He had based his style on the admirable, if somewhat
old-fashioned models, had regularly learned
to write, which few do now, by studying the older
writers: Swift, Addison, and, above all, the
classics.
He was at first glad to do “job
work,” and was employed by Dr. Lardner to furnish
the “Statesmen of the Commonwealth” to
his Encyclopaedia. Lardner received from him
a conscientious bit of work, but which was rather
dry reading, something after the pattern of Dr. Lingard,
who was then in fashion. But presently he was
writing con amore, a book after his own heart,
The Life and Adventures of Oliver Goldsmith,
in which there is a light, gay touch, somewhat peculiar
at times, but still very agreeable. It is a charming
book, and graced with exquisite sketches by his friend
Maclise and other artists. There was a great
deal of study and “reading” in it, which
engendered an angry controversy with Sir James Prior,
a ponderous but pains-taking writer, who had collected
every scrap that was connected with Goldy. Forster,
charged with helping himself to what another had gathered,
sternly replied, as if it could not be disputed, that
he had merely gone to the same common sources as Prior,
and had found what he had found! But this was
seasoned with extraordinary abuse of poor Prior, who
was held up as an impostor for being so industrious.
Nothing better illustrated Forster’s way:
“The fellow was preposterous intolerable.
I had just as good a right to go to the old magazines
as he had.” It was, indeed, a most amusing
and characteristic controversy.
At this time the intimacy between
Boz and the young writer two young men,
for they were only thirty-six was of the
closest. Dickens’ admiration of his friend’s
book was unbounded. He read it with delight and
expressed his admiration with an affectionate enthusiasm.
It was no wonder that in “gentle Goldsmith’s
life” thus unfolded, he found a replica of his
own sore struggles. No one knew better the “fiercer
crowded misery in garret toil and London loneliness”
than he did.
TO CHARLES DICKENS.
Genius and its rewards are
briefly told:
A liberal nature
and a niggard doom,
A difficult journey
to a splendid tomb.
New writ, nor lightly weighed,
that story old
In gentle Goldsmith’s
life I here unfold;
Thro’ other
than lone wild or desert gloom,
In its mere joy
and pain, its blight and bloom,
Adventurous. Come with
me and behold,
O friend with heart as gentle
for distress,
As resolute with
fine wise thoughts to bind
The happiest to
the unhappiest of our kind,
That there is fiercer crowded
misery
In
garret toil and London loneliness
Than in cruel islands mid
the far off sea.
March, 1848. JOHN
FORSTER.
It will be noted what a warmth of
affection is shown in these pleasing lines. Some
of the verses linger in his memory: the last three
especially. The allusion to Dickens is as truthful
as it is charming. The “cruel islands mid
the far off sea” was often quoted, though there
were sometimes sarcastic appeals to the author to name
his locality.
This Life and Adventures of Oliver
Goldsmith is a truly charming book: charming
in the writing, in its typographic guise, and its forty
graceful illustrations by his friends, Maclise, Leech,
Browne, etc. It appeared in 1848. A
pleasing feature of those times was the close fellowship
between the writers and the painters and other artists,
as was shown in the devoted affection of Maclise and
others to Dickens. There is more of class apart
nowadays. Artists and writers are not thus united.
The work has gone through many editions; but, after
some years the whim seized him to turn it into an
official literary history of the period, and he issued
it as a “Life and Times,” with an abundance
of notes and references. All the pleasant air
of story telling, the “Life and Adventures,”
so suited to poor Goldy’s shiftless career,
were abolished. It was a sad mistake, much deprecated
by his friends, notably by Carlyle. But at the
period Forster was in his Sir Oracle vein and
inclined to lofty periods.
“My dear Forster,” wrote
Boz to him, “I cannot sufficiently say how proud
I am of what you have done, and how sensible I am of
being so tenderly connected with it. I desire
no better for my fame, when my personal dustiness
shall be past the contrast of my love of order, than
such a biographer and such a critic.
And again I say most solemnly that literature in England
has never had, and probably never will have, such
a champion as you are in right of this book.”
“As a picture of the time I really think it
is impossible to give it too much praise. It
seems to me to be the very essence of all about the
time that I have ever seen in biography or fiction,
presented in most wise and humane lights. I have
never liked him so well. And as to Goldsmith
himself and his life, and the manful and dignified
assertion of him, without any sobs, whines, or convulsions
of any sort, it is throughout a noble achievement
of which, apart from any private and personal affection
for you, I think and really believe I should feel
proud.” What a genuine affectionate ring
is here!
Later Forster lost this agreeable
touch, and issued a series of ponderous historical
treatises, enlargements of his old “Statesmen.”
These were dreary things, pedantic, solemn and heavy;
they might have been by the worthy Rollin himself.
Such was the Life of Sir John Eliot, the Arrest
of the Five Members, and others.
No one had been so intimate with Savage
Landor as he had, or admired him more. He had
known him for years and was chosen as his literary
executor. With such materials one might have looked
for a lively, vivacious account of this tempestuous
personage. But Forster dealt with him in his
magisterial way, and furnished a heavy treatise, on
critical and historical principles. Everything
here is treated according to the strict canons and
in judicial fashion. On every poem there was
a long and profound criticism of many pages, which
I believe was one of his own old essays used again,
fitted into the book. The hero is treated as
though he were some important historical personage.
Everyone knew Landor’s story; his shocking
violences and lack of restraint; his malignity
where he disliked. His life was full of painful
episodes, but Forster, like Podsnap, would see none
of these things. He waved them away with his
“monstrous!” “intolerable!”
and put them out of existence.
According to him, not a word of the
scandals was true. Landor was a noble-hearted
man; misjudged, and carried away by his feelings.
The pity of it was he could have made of it a most
lasting, entertaining book had he brought to it the
pleasantly light touch he was later to bring to his
account of Dickens. But he took it all too solemnly.
Landor’s life was full of grotesque scenes, and
Forster might have alleviated the harsh views taken
of his friend by dealing with him as an impetuous,
irresponsible being, amusing even in his delinquencies.
Boz gave a far juster view of him in Boythorn.
In almost the year of his death Forster began another
tremendous work, The Life of Swift, for which
he had been preparing and collecting for many years.
No one was so fitted by profound knowledge of the
period. He had much valuable MS. material, but
the first volume, all he lived to finish, was leaden
enough. Of course he was writing with disease
weighing him down, with nights that were sleepless
and spent in general misery. But even with all
allowance it was a dull and conventional thing.
It has been often noted how a mere
trifle will, in an extraordinary way, determine or
change the whole course of a life. I can illustrate
this by my own case. I was plodding on contentedly
at the Bar without getting “no forrarder,”
with slender meagre prospects, but with a hankering
after “writing,” when I came to read this
Life of Goldsmith that I have just been describing,
which filled me with admiration. The author was
at the moment gathering materials for his Life of Swift,
when it occurred to me that I might be useful to him
in getting up all the local Swiftian relics, traditions,
etc. I set to work, obtained them, made
the sketches, and sent them to him in a batch.
He was supremely grateful, and never forgot the volunteered
trifling service. To it I owe a host of literary
friends and acquaintance with the “great guns,”
Dickens, Carlyle, and the rest; and when I ventured
to try my prentice pen, it was Forster who took personal
charge of the venture. It was long remembered
at the Household Words office how he stalked
in one morning, stick in hand, and, flinging down the
paper, called out, “Now, mind, no nonsense about
it, no humbug, no returning it with a polite circular,
and all that; see that it is read and duly considered.”
That was the turning-point. To that blunt
declaration I owe some forty years of enjoyment and
employment for there is no enjoyment like
that of writing to say nothing of money
in abundance.
He once paid a visit to Dublin, when
we had many an agreeable expedition to Swift’s
haunts, which, from the incuriousness of the place
at the time, were still existing. We went to Hoey’s
Court in “The Liberties,” a squalid alley
with a few ruined houses, among which was the one
in which Swift was born. Thence to St. Patrick’s,
to Marsh’s Library, not then rebuilt, where
he turned over with infinite interest Swift’s
well-noted folios. Then on to Trinity College,
where there was much that was curious; to Swift’s
Hospital, where, from his office in the Lunacy Commission,
he was quite at home. He at once characteristically
assumed the air of command, introducing himself with
grave dignity to the authorities, by-and-bye pointing
out matters which might be amended, among others the
bareness of the walls, which were without pictures.
In the grounds he received all the confidences of
the unhappy patients and their complaints (one young
fellow bitterly appealing to him on the hardship of
not being allowed to smoke, while he had a pipe in
his mouth at the time). He would pat others on
the back and encourage them in quite a professional
manner. Of all these Swift localities I had made
little vignette drawings in “wash,” which
greatly pleased him and were to have been engraved
in the book. They are now duly registered and
to be seen in the collection at South Kensington.
Poor dear Forster! How happy he was on that “shoemaker’s
holiday” of his, driving on outside cars (with
infinite difficulty holding on), walking the streets,
seeing old friends, and delighted with everything.
His old friend and class fellow, Whiteside, gave him
a dinner to which I attended him, where was the late
Dr. Lloyd, the Provost of the College, a learned man,
whose works on “Optics” are well known.
It was pleasant to note how Forster, like his prototype,
the redoubtable Doctor, here “talked for ostentation.”
“I knew, sir,” he might say, “that
I was expected to talk, to talk suitably to my position
as a distinguished visitor.” And so he
did. It was an excellent lesson in conversation
to note how he took the lead “laid
down the law,” while poor Whiteside flourished
away in a torrent of words, and the placid Lloyd more
adroitly strove occasionally to “get in.”
But Forster held his way with well-rounded periods,
and seemed to enjoy entangling his old friend in the
consequences of some exuberant exaggeration. “My
dear Whiteside, how can you say so? Do
you not see that by saying such a thing you give yourself
away?” etc.
Forster, however, more than redeemed
himself when he issued his well-known Life of Dickens,
a work that was a perfect delight to the world and
to his friends. For here is the proper lightness
of touch. The complete familiarity with every
detail of the course of the man of whose life his
had been a portion, and the quiet air of authority
which he could assume in consequence, gave the work
an attraction that was beyond dispute. There
have been, it is said, some fifteen or sixteen official
Lives issued since the writer’s death; but all
these are written “from outside” as it
were, and it is extraordinary what a different man
each presents. But hardly sufficient credit has
been given to him for the finished style which only
a true and well trained critic could have brought,
the easy touch, the appropriate treatment of trifles,
the mere indication as it were, the correct passing
by or sliding over of matters that should not be touched.
All this imparted a dignity of treatment, and though
familiar, the whole was gay and bright. True,
occasionally he lapsed into his favourite pompousness
and autocracy, but this made the work more characteristic
of the man. Nothing could have been in better
taste than his treatment of certain passages in the
author’s life as to which, he showed, the public
were not entitled to demand more than the mere historical
mention of the facts. When he was writing this
Life it was amusing to find how sturdily independent
he became. The “Blacking episode”
could not have been acceptable, but Forster was stern
and would not bate a line. So, with much more he
“rubbed it in” without scruple. The
true reason, by the way, of the uproar raised against
the writer, was that it was too much of a close borough,
no one but Boz and his Bear leader being allowed upon
the stage. Numbers had their little letters from
the great man with many compliments and favours which
would look well in print. Many, like Wilkie Collins
or Edmund Yates, had a whole collection. I myself
had some sixty or seventy. Some of these personages
were highly indignant, for were they not characters
in the drama? When the family came to publish
the collection of letters, Yates, I believe, declined
to allow his to be printed; so did Collins, whose
Boz letters were later sold and published in America.
No doubt the subject inspired.
The ever gay and lively Boz, always in spirits, called
up many a happy scene, and gave the pen a certain
airiness and nimbleness. There is little that
is official or magisterial about the volumes.
Everything is pleasant and interesting, put together though
there is a crowd of details with extraordinary
art and finish. It furnishes a most truthful and
accurate picture of the “inimitable,”
recognizable in every page. It was only in the
third volume, when scared by the persistent clamours
of the disappointed and the envious, protesting that
there was “too much Forster,” that it was
virtually a “Life of John Forster, with some
recollections of Charles Dickens,” that he became
of a sudden, official and allowed others to come too
much on the scene, with much loss of effect. That
third volume, which ought to have been most interesting,
is the dull one. We have Boz described as he
would be in an encyclopaedia, instead of through Forster,
acting as his interpreter, and much was lost by this
treatment. Considering the homeliness and every-day
character of the incidents, it is astonishing how
Forster contrived to dignify them. He knew from
early training what was valuable and significant and
what should be rejected.
Granting the objections and
faults of the book, it may be asked, who
else in the ’seventies was, not so fitted,
but fitted at all to produce a Life of Dickens.
Every eye looked, every finger pointed to Forster;
worker, patron, and disciple, confidant, adviser, correcter,
admirer, the trained man of letters, and in the school
in which Boz had been trained, who had known every
one of that era. No one else could have been
thought of. And as we now read the book, and contrast
it with those ordered or commissioned biographies,
so common now, and perhaps better wrought, we see
at once the difference. The success was extraordinary.
Edition after edition was issued, and that so rapidly,
that the author had no opportunity of making the necessary
corrections, or of adding new information. He
contented himself with a leaf or two at the end, in
which, in his own imperial style, he simply took note
of the information. I believe his profit was about
L10,000.
A wonderful feature was the extraordinary
amount of Dickens’ letters that was worked into
it. To save time and trouble, and this I was told
by Mrs. Forster, he would cut out the passages he wanted
with a pair of scissors and paste them on his MS!
As the portion written on the back was thus lost,
the rest became valueless. I can fancy the American
collector tearing his hair as he reads of this desecration.
But it was a rash act and a terrible loss of money.
Each letter might have later been worth say from five
to ten pounds apiece.
It would be difficult to give an idea
of Forster’s overflowing kindness on the occasion
of the coming of friends to town. Perpetual hospitality
was the order of the day, and, like so many older
Londoners, he took special delight in hearing accounts
of the strange out-of-the-way things a visitor will
discover, and with which he will even surprise the
resident. He enjoyed what he called “hearing
your adventures.” I never met anyone with
so boisterous and enjoying a laugh. Something
would tickle him, and, like Johnson in Fleet Street,
he would roar and roar again. Like Diggory, too,
at the same story, or rather scene; for, like
his friend Boz, it was the picture of some
humorous incident that delighted, and would set him
off into convulsions. One narrative of my own,
a description of the recitation of Poe’s The
Bells by an actress, in which she simulated the
action of pulling the bell for the Fire, or for a
Wedding or Funeral bells, used to send him into perfect
hysterics. And I must say that I, who have seen
and heard all sorts of truly humorous and spuriously
humorous stories in which the world abounds at the
present moment, have never witnessed anything more
diverting. The poor lady thought she was doing
the thing realistically, while the audience was shrieking
with enjoyment. I do not know how many times I
was invited to repeat this narrative, a somewhat awkward
situation for me, but I was glad always to do what
he wished. I recall Browning coming in, and I
was called on to rehearse this story, Forster rolling
on the sofa in agonies of enjoyment. This will
seem trivial and personal, but really it was characteristic;
and pleasant it was to find a man of his sort so natural
and even boyish.
At the head of his table, with a number
of agreeable and clever guests around him, Forster
was at his best. He seemed altogether changed.
Beaming smiles, a gentle, encouraging voice, and a
tenderness verging on gallantry to the ladies, took
the place of the old, rough fashions. He talked
ostentatiously, he led the talk, told most a
propos anecdotes of the remarkable men he had
met, and was fond of fortifying his own views by adding:
“As Gladstone, or Guizot, or Palmerston said
to me in my room,” etc. But you could
not but be struck by the finished shapes in which
his sentences ran. There was a weight, a power
of illustration, and a dramatic colouring that could
only have come of long practice. He was gay,
sarcastic, humorous, and it was impossible not to
recognise that here was a clever man and a man of
power.
Forster’s ideal of hospitality
was not reciprocity, but was bounded by his
entertaining everybody. Not that he did not enjoy
a friendly quiet dinner at your table. Was he
on his travels at a strange place? You must
dine with him at his hotel. In town you must dine
with him. He might dine with you. This dining
with you must be according to his programme.
When he was in the vein and inclined for a social domestic
night he would let himself out.
Maclise’s happy power of realising
character is shown inimitably in the picture of Forster
at the reading of The Christmas Carol, seated
forward in his chair, with a solemn air of grave judgment.
There is an air of distrust, or of being on his guard,
as who should say, “It is fine, very fine, but
I hold my opinion in suspense till the close.
I am not to be caught as you are, by mere flowers.”
He was in fact distinct from the rest, all under the
influence of emotion. Harness is shown weeping,
Jerrold softened, etc. These rooms, as is
well known, were Mr. Tulkinghorn’s in the novel,
and over Forster’s head, as he wrote, was the
floridly-painted ceiling, after the fashion of Verrio,
with the Roman pointing. This was effaced many
years ago, but I do not know when.
By all his friends Forster was thought
of as a sort of permanent bachelor. His configuration
and air were entirely suited to life in chambers:
he was thoroughly literary; his friends were literary;
there he gave his dinners; married life with him was
inconceivable. He had lately secured an important
official post, that of Secretary to the Lunacy Commissioners,
which he gained owing to his useful services when
editing the Examiner. This necessarily
led to the Commissionership, which was worth a good
deal more. Nowadays we do not find the editors
of the smaller papers securing such prizes. I
remember when he was encouraging me to “push
my way,” he illustrated his advice by his own
example: “I never let old Brougham go.
I came back again and again until I wore him out.
I forced ’em to give me this.” I could
quite imagine it. Forster was a troublesome customer,
“a harbitrary cove,” and not to be put
off, except for a time. It was an excellent business
appointment, and he was admitted to be an admirable
official.
In one of Dickens’ letters,
published by his children, there is a grotesque outburst
at some astounding piece of news: an event impending,
which seemed to have taken his breath away. It
clearly refers to his friend’s marriage.
Boz was so tickled at this wonderful news that he
wrote: “Tell Catherine that I have the most
prodigious, overwhelming, crushing, astounding, blinding,
deafening, pulverising, scarifying, secret of which
Forster is the hero, imaginable, by the whole efforts
of the whole British population. It is a thing
of the kind that, after I knew it (from himself) this
morning, I lay down flat as if an engine and tender
had fallen upon me.” This pleasantly boisterous
humour is in no wise exaggerated. I fancy it affected
all Forster’s friends much in the same way,
and as an exquisitely funny and expected thing.
How many pictures did Boz see before him Forster
proposing to the widow in his sweetest accents, his
deportment at the church, &c. There was not much
sentiment in the business, though the bride was a
sweet, charming woman, as will be seen, too gentle
for that tempestuous spirit. She was a widow “Yes,
gentlemen, the plaintiff is a widow,” widow
of Colburn, the publisher, a quiet little man, who
worshipped her. She was well endowed, inheriting
much of his property, even to his papers, etc.
She had also a most comfortable house in Montague
Square, where, as the saying is, Forster had only to
move in and “hang up his hat.”
With all his roughness and bluntness,
Forster had a very soft heart, and was a great appreciator
of the sex. He had some little “affairs
of the heart,” which, however, led to no result.
He was actually engaged to the interesting L. E. L.
(Letitia Landon), whom he had no doubt pushed well
forward in the Examiner; for the fair poetess
generally contrived to enlist the affections of her
editors, as she did those of Jerdan, director of the
once powerful Literary Gazette. We can
see from his Memoirs how attracted he was by her.
The engagement was broken off, it is believed, through
the arts of Dr. Maginn, and it is said that Forster
behaved exceedingly well in the transaction. Later
he became attached to another lady, who had several
suitors of distinction, but she was not disposed to
entrust herself to him.
No one so heartily relished his Forster,
his ways and oddities, as Boz; albeit the sage was
his faithful friend, counsellor, and ally. He
had an exquisite sense for touches of character, especially
for the little weaknesses so often exhibited by sturdy,
boisterous natures. We again recall that disposition
of Johnson, with his “bow to an Archbishop,”
listening with entranced attention to a dull story
told by a foreign “diplomatist.” “The
ambassador says well,” would the sage repeat
many times, which, as Bozzy tells, became a favourite
form in the coterie for ironical approbation.
There was much of this in our great man, whose voice
became of the sweetest and most mellifluous key, as
he bent before the peer. “Lord ,”
he would add gently, and turning to the company, “has
been saying, with much force,” etc.
I recall the Guild fête down
at Knebworth, where Forster was on a visit to its
noble owner, Lord Lytton, and was deputed to receive
and marshal the guests at the station, an office of
dread importance, and large writ over his rather burly
person. His face was momentous as he patrolled
the platform. I remember coming up to him in the
crowd, but he looked over and beyond me, big with
unutterable things. Mentioning this later to
Boz, he laughed his cheerful laugh, “Exactly,”
he cried. “Why, I assure you, Forster would
not see me!” He was busy pointing out
the vehicles, the proper persons to sit in them, according
to their dignity. All through that delightful
day, as I roamed through the fine old halls, I would
encounter him passing by, still in his lofty dream,
still controlling all, with a weight of delegated
authority on his broad shoulders. Only at the
very close did he vouchsafe a few dignified, encouraging
words, and then passed on. He reminded me much
of Elia’s description of Bensley’s Malvolio.
There was nothing ill-natured in Boz’s
relish of these things; he heartily loved his friend.
It was the pure love of fun. Podsnap has many
touches of Forster, but the writer dared not let himself
go in that character as he would have longed to do.
When Podsnap is referred to for his opinion, he delivers
it as follows, much flushed and extremely angry:
“Don’t ask me. I desire to take no
part in the discussion of these people’s affairs.
I abhor the subject. It is an odious subject,
an offensive subject that makes me sick, and
I” with his favourite right arm flourish
which sweeps away everything and settles it for ever,
etc. These very words must Forster have used.
It may be thought that Boz would not be so daring as
to introduce his friend into his stories, “under
his very nose” as it were, submitting the proofs,
etc., with the certainty that the portrait would
be recognised. But this, as we know, is the last
thing that could have occurred, or the last thing
that would have occurred to Forster. It was like
enough someone else, but not he.
“Mr. Podsnap was well to do,
and stood very high in Mr. Podsnap’s opinion.”
“He was quite satisfied. He never could
make out why everybody was not quite satisfied, and
he felt conscious that he set a brilliant social example
in being particularly well satisfied with most things
and with himself.” “Mr. Podsnap settled
that whatever he put behind him he put out of existence.”
“I don’t want to know about it. I
don’t desire to discover it.” “He
had, however, acquired a peculiar flourish of his
right arm in the clearing the world of its difficulties.”
“As so eminently respectable a man, Mr. Podsnap
was sensible of its being required of him to take
Providence under his protection. Consequently
he always knew exactly what Providence intended.”
These touches any friend of Forster’s
would recognise. He could be very engaging, and
was at his best when enjoying what he called a shoemaker’s
holiday that is, when away from town at
some watering-place, with friends. He was then
really delightful, because happy, having left all
his solemnities and ways in London.
Forster was a man of many gifts, an
admirable hard-working official, thoroughly business-like
and industrious. I recall him through all the
stages of his connection with the Lunacy Department,
as Secretary and Commissioner and Retired Commissioner,
when he would arrive on “melting days”
as it were. But it was as a cultured critic that
he was unsurpassed. He was ever “correct,”
and delivered a judgment that commended itself on
the instant; it was given with such weight and persuasion.
This correctness of judgment extended to most things,
politics, character, literature, and was pleasant to
listen to. He was one of the old well-read school,
and was never without his edition of Shakespeare,
the Globe one, which he took with him on his journeys.
He had a way of lightly emphasising the beauty of
a special passage of the Bard’s.
Once, travelling round with Boz, on
one of his reading tours, we came to Belfast, where
the huge Ulster Hall was filled to the door by ardent
and enthusiastic Northerners. I recall how we
walked round the rather grim town, with its harsh
red streets, the honest workers staring at him hard.
We put up at an old-fashioned hotel, the best the
Royal it was called, where there was much curiosity
on the part of the ladies to get sly peeps at the
eminent man. They generally contrived to be on
the stairs when he emerged. Boz always appeared,
even in the streets, somewhat carefully “made
up.” The velvet collar, the blue coat,
the heavy gold pin, added to the effect.
It was at this hotel, when the show
was over, and our agreeable supper cleared away, that
I saw the pleasant Boz lying on the sofa somewhat
tired by his exertions, not so much on the boards as
in that very room. For he was fond of certain
parlour gymnastics, in which he contended with his
aide-de-camp Dolby. Well, as I said, he was on
his sofa somewhat fatigued with his night’s
work, in a most placid, enjoying frame of mind, laughing
with his twinkling eyes, as he often did, squeezing
and puckering them up when our talk fell on Forster,
whom he was in the vein for enjoying. It had so
fallen out that, only a few weeks before, Trinity
College, Dublin, had invited Forster to receive an
honorary degree, a compliment that much gratified him.
I was living there at the time, and he came and stayed
with me in the best of humours, thoroughly enjoying
it all. Boz, learning that I had been with him,
insisted on my telling him everything, as by
instinct he knew that his friend would have been at
his best. The scenes we passed through together
were indeed of the richest comedy. First I see
him in highest spirits trying on a doctor’s scarlet
robe, to be had on hire. On this day he did everything
in state, in his special “high” manner.
Thus he addressed the tailor in rolling periods:
“Sir, the University has been good enough to
confer a degree on me, and I have come over to receive
it. My name is John Forster.” (I doubt if
his name had reached the tailor). “Certainly,
sir.” And my friend was duly invested with
the robe. He walked up and down before a pier
glass. “Hey, what now? Do you know,
my dear friend, I really think I must buy this
dress. It would do very well to go to Court in,
hey?” He indulged his fancy. “Why
I could wear it on many occasions. A most effective
dress.” But it was time now to wait on “the
senior Bursar,” or some such functionary.
This was one Doctor L , a rough,
even uncouth, old don, who was for the nonce holding
a sort of rude class, surrounded by a crowd of “undergrads.”
Never shall I forget that scene. Forster went
forward, with a mixture of gracious dignity and softness,
and was beginning, “Doc-tor L.”
Here the turbulent boys round him interrupted.
“Now see here,” said the irate Bursar,
“it’s no use all of ye’s talking
together. Sir, I can’t attend to you now.”
Again Forster began with a gracious bow. “Doctor
L , I have come over at the invitation
of the University, who have been good enough to offer
me an honorary degree, and
“Now see here,” said the
doctor, “there’s no use talking to me now.
I can’t attend to ye. All of ye come back
here in an hour and take the oath, all together mind.”
“I merely wished to state, Doctor
L ,” began the wondering Forster.
“Sir I tell ye I can’t
attend to ye now. You must come again,”
and he was gone.
I was at the back of the room, when
my friend joined me, very ruminative and serious.
“Very odd, all this,” he said, “but
I suppose when we do come back, it will be
all right?”
“Oh yes, he is noted as an odd man,” I
said.
“I don’t at all understand
him, but I suppose it is all right. Well
come along, my dear friend.” I then left
him for a while. After the hour’s interval
I returned. The next thing I saw from the back
of the room was my burly friend in the front row of
a number of irreverent youngsters of juvenile age,
some of whom close by me were saying, “Who’s
the stout old bloke; what’s he doing here?”
“Now,” said the Bursar
and senior fellow, “take these Testaments on
your hands, all o’ ye.” And then I
saw my venerable friend, for so he looked in comparison,
with three youths sharing his Testament with them.
But he was serious. For here was a most solemn
duty before him. “Now repeat after me.
Ego,” a shout, “Joannes, Carolus,”
as the case might be “juro solemniter,”
&c. Forster might have been in church going through
a marriage ceremony, so reverently did he repeat the
formula. The lads were making a joke of
it.
Forster, as I said, was indeed a man
of the old fashion of gallantry, making his approaches
where he admired sans cérémonie, and advancing
boldly to capture the fort. I remember a dinner,
with a young lady who had a lovely voice, and who
sang after the dinner to the general admiration.
Forster had never seen her before, but when she was
pressed to sing again and again, and refused positively,
I was amazed to see Forster triumphantly passing through
the crowded room, the fair one on his arm, he patting
one of her small hands which he held in his own!
She was flattered immensely and unresisting; the gallant
Foster had carried all before him. This was his
way, never would he be second fiddle anywhere if he
could help it. Not a bad principle for any one
if they can only manage it.
I remember one night, when he was
in his gallant mood laying his commands on a group
of ladies, to sing or do something agreeable, he broke
out: “You know I am a despot, and must have
my way, I’m such a harbitrary cove.”
The dames stared at this speech, and I fancy took
it literally, for they had not heard the story.
This I fancy did not quite please, for he had no notion
of its being supposed he considered himself arbitrary;
so he repeated and enforced the words in a loud stern
voice. (Boswellians will recall the scene where Johnson
said “The woman had a bottom of sense.”
When the ladies began to titter, he looked round sternly
saying “Where’s the merriment? I repeat
the woman is fundamentally sensible.” As
who should say “now laugh if you dare!”)
The story referred to was that of the cabman who summoned
Forster for giving him a too strictly measured fare,
and when defeated, said “it warn’t the
fare, but he was determined to bring him there for
he were such a harbitrary cove.” No story
about Forster gave such delight to his friends as
this; he himself was half flattered, half annoyed.
Forster liked to be with people of
high degree as, perhaps, most of us do.
At one time he was infinitely flattered by the attentions
of Count Dorsay, who, no doubt, considered him a personage.
This odd combination was the cause of great amusement
to his friends, who were, of course, on the look out
for droll incidents. There was many a story in
circulation. One was that Forster, expecting a
promised visit from “the Count,” received
a sudden call from his printers. With all solemnity
he impressed the situation on his man. “Now,”
he said, “you will tell the Count that I have
only just gone round to call on Messrs. Spottiswoode,
the printers you will observe, Messrs.
Spot-is-wode,” added he, articulating the words
in his impressive way. The next time Forster
met the Count, the former gravely began to explain
to him the reason of his absence. “Ah!
I know,” said the gay Count, “you had
just gone round to Ze Spotted Dog I
understand,” as though he could make allowance
for the ways of literary men. Once Forster had
the Count to dinner a great solemnity.
When the fish was “on” the host was troubled
to note that the sauce had not yet reached his guest.
In an agitated deep sotto voce, he said, “Sauce
to the Count.” The “aside”
was unheard. He repeated it in louder, but more
agitated tones, “Sauce to the Count.”
This, too, was unnoticed; when, louder still, the
guests heard, “Sauce for the Flounders of
the Count.” This gave infinite delight
to the friends, and the phrase became almost a proverb.
Forster learning to dance in secret, in preparation
for some festivity, was another enjoyment, and his
appearance on the scene, carefully executing the steps,
his hands on the shoulders of a little girl, caused
much hilarity.
All this is amusing in the same way
as it was amusing to Boz, as a capital illustration
of character, genuinely exhibited, and yet it is with
the greatest sympathy and affection I recall these
things: but they were too enjoyable.
There is nothing depreciating, no more than there
was in Bozzy’s record, who so amiably puts forward
the pleasant weaknesses of his hero. Though twenty
years and more have elapsed since he passed from this
London of ours, there is nothing I think of with more
pleasure and affection than those far-off scenes in
which he figured so large and strong, supplying dramatic
action, character, and general enjoyment. The
figures of our day seem to me to be small, thin and
cardboard-like in comparison.
Boz himself is altogether mixed up
with Forster’s image, and it is difficult to
think of one without recalling the other. In this
connection there comes back on me a pleasant comedy
scene, in which the former figured, and which, even
at this long distance of time, raises a smile.
When I had come to town, having taken a house, etc.,
with a young and pretty wife, Dickens looked on encouragingly;
but at times shaking his head humorously, as the too
sanguine plans were broached: “Ah, the
little victims play,” he would quote.
Early in the venture he good-naturedly came to dine
en famille with his amiable and interesting
sister-in-law. He was in a delightful mood, and
seemed to be applying all the points of his own Dora’s
attempts at housekeeping, with a pleasant slyness:
the more so as the little lady of the house was the
very replica of that piquant and fascinating
heroine. She was destined, alas! to but a short
enjoyment of her little rule, but she gained all hearts
and sympathies by her very taking ways. Among
others the redoubtable John Forster professed to be
completely “captured,” and was her most
obstreperous slave. He, too, was to have been
of the party, but was prevented by one of his troublesome
chest attacks. Scarcely had Boz entered when he
drew out a letter, I see him now standing at the fire,
a twinkle in his brilliant eyes. “What
is coming over Forster,” he said, ruminating,
“I cannot make him out. Just as I was leaving
the house I received this,” and he read aloud,
“I can’t join you to-day. But mark
you this, sir! no tampering, no poaching on my
grounds; for I won’t have it. Recollect
Codlin’s the friend not Short!”
With a wondering look Boz kept repeating in a low
voice: “‘Codlin’s the friend
not Short.’ What can he mean?
What do you make of it?” I knew perfectly, as
did also the little lady who stood there smiling and
flattered, but it was awkward to explain. But
he played with the thing; and it could only be agreed
that Forster at times was perfectly “amazing,”
or “a little off his head.”
And what a dinner it was! What
an amusing failure, too, as a first attempt; suddenly,
towards the end of the dinner, a loud, strange sound
was heard, as of falling or rushing waters; it was
truly alarming; I ran out and found a full tide streaming
down the stairs. The cook in her engrossment
had forgotten to turn a cock. “Ah, the
little victims play!” and Boz’s eyes twinkled.
A loud-voiced cuckoo and quail were sounding their
notes, which prompted me to describe a wonderful clock
of the kind I had seen, with two trumpeters who issued
forth at the hour and gave a prolonged flourish before
striking, then retired, their doors closing with a
smart clap. This set off Boz in his most humorous
vein. He imagined the door sticking fast, or only
half-opening, the poor trumpeter behind pushing with
his shoulder to get out, then giving a feeble gasping
tootle with much “whirring” and internal
agonies; then the rest is silence.
On another occasion came Forster himself
and lady, for a little family dinner; the same cook
insisted on having in her husband, “a dear broth
of a boy,” to assist her. Forster arriving
before he was expected, he was ever more than
punctual; the tailor rushed up eagerly to admit him,
forgetting, however, to put on his coat! As he
threw open the door he must have been astonished at
Forster’s greeting “No, no, my good friend,
I altogether decline. I am not your match
in age, weight, or size,” a touch of his pleasant
humour and good spirits.
As of course Forster deeply felt the
death of his old friend and comrade, the amiable and
constant Dickens, he was the great central figure
in all the dismal ceremonial that followed. He
arranged everything admirably, he was executor with
Miss Hogarth, and I could not but think how exactly
he reproduced his great prototype, Johnson, in a similar
situation. Bozzy describes the activity and fuss
of the sage hurrying about with a pen in his hand
and dealing with the effects: “We are not
here,” he said, “to take account of a number
of vats, &c., but of the potentiality of growing rich
beyond the dreams of avarice.” So was Forster
busy, appraising copyrights, and realizing assets,
all which work he performed in a most business-like
fashion. That bequest in the will of the gold
watch, to his “trusty friend, John Forster,”
I always thought admirably summarized the relations
of the two friends. I myself received under his
will one of his ivory paper-knives, and a paper-weight
marked C.D. in golden letters, which was made for
and presented to him at one of the pottery works.
One of the most delightful little
dinners I had was an impromptu one at Forster’s
house, the party being himself, myself, and Boz.
The presence of a third, not a stranger yet not an
intimate, prompted both to be more free than had they
been tete-a-tete. Boz was what might best
be called “gay.” His fashion of talk
was to present things that happened in a pleasantly
humorous light. On this occasion he told us a
good deal about a strange being, Chauncey Hare Towns-bend,
from whom he may have drawn Twemlow in Our Mutual
Friend. Every look in that sketch reminds
me of him; he, too, had a shy shrinking manner, a soft
voice, but, in his appearance most of all, was Twemlow;
he had a rather over-done worship of Dickens, wishing
“not to intrude,” etc.; he was a
delicate, unhealthy looking person, rather carefully
made up. Boz was specially pleasant this day
on an odd bequest of his; for poor Twemlow had died,
and he, Boz, was implored to edit his religious writings:
rather a compendium of his religious opinions to be
collected from a mass of papers in a trunk. For
which service L1,000 was bequeathed. Boz was
very humorous on his first despair at being appointed
to such an office; then described his hopeless attempts
“to make head or tail” of the papers.
“Are they worth anything as religious views?”
I asked. “Nothing whatever, I should say,”
he said, with a humorous twinkle in his eye, “I
must only piece them together somehow.”
And so he did, I forget under what title, I think Religious
Remains of the late C. H. T. There was probably
some joking on this description. It is fair to
say that Boz had to put up with a vast deal of this
admiring worship, generally from retiring creatures
whom his delicate good-nature would not let him offend.
Forster’s large sincerity was
remarkable, as was his generous style, which often
carried him to extraordinary lengths. They were
such as one would only find in books. I remember
once coming to London without giving him due notice,
which he always imperatively required to be done.
When I went off to his house at Palace Gate, presenting
myself about five o’clock, he was delighted
to see me, as he always was, but I saw he was very
uncomfortable and distressed. “Why didn’t
you tell me,” he said testily, “a day
or two ago would have done. But now, my
dear fellow, the table’s full it’s
impossible.” “What?” I asked,
yet not without a suspicion of the truth for
I knew him. “Why, I have a dinner party
to-day! De Mussy, the Doctor of the Orleans family,
and some others are coming, and here you arrive at
this hour! Just look at the clock I
tell you it can’t be done.” In vain
I protested; though I could not say it was “no
matter,” for it was a serious business.
“Come with me into the dining-room and you’ll
see for yourself.” There we went round
the table, and “The table’s full,”
he repeated from Macbeth. There was something
truly original in the implied premise that his friend
was entitled of right to have a place at his
table, and that the sole dispensing cause to be allowed
was absence of space or a physical impossibility.
It seems to me that this was a very genuine, if rare,
shape of hospitality.
Of all Forster’s friends at
this time, of course, after Dickens, and he had innumerable
ones, his fastest seemed Robert Browning. As every
Sunday came round it was a rule that the Poet was to
dine with him. Many were the engagements his
host declined on the score of this standing engagement.
“Should be delighted, my dear friend, to go to
you, but it is an immemorial custom that every Sunday
Robert Browning dines with me. Nothing
interferes with that.” Often, indeed,
during the week the Poet would drop in for a chat or
consultation, often when I was there. He was
a most agreeable person, without any affectation;
while Forster maintained a sort of patriarchal or
paternal manner to him, though there was not much difference
in their ages. Indeed, on this point, Forster
well illustrated what has been often said of Mr. Pickwick
and his time, that age has been much “put back”
since that era. Mr. Pickwick, Wardle, Tupman and
Co., are all described as old gentlemen, none of the
party being over fifty; but they had to dress up to
the part of old gentlemen, and with the aid of corpulence,
“circular spectacles,” &c, conveyed the
idea of seventy. Forster in the same way was
then not more than forty-five, but had a full-blown
official look, and with his grave, solemn utterances,
you would have set him down for sixty. Now-a-days
men of that age, if in sound order, feel, behave,
and dress as men of forty. Your real old
man does not begin till he is about seventy-five or
so.
Browning having an acquaintance that
was both “extensive and peculiar,” could
retail much gossip and always brought plenty of news
with him: to hear which Forster did seriously
incline. The Poet, too, had a pleasant flavour
of irony or cynicism in his talk, but nothing ill-natured.
What a pleasant Sunday that was when Frederick Chapman,
the publisher, invited me and Forster, and Browning,
with one or two more, whose names I have forgotten,
down to Teddington. It was the close of a sultry
summer’s day, we had a cool and enjoyable repast,
with many a joke and retailed story. Thus, “I
was stopped to-day,” said Browning, “by
a strange, dilapidated being. Who do you think
it was? After a moment, it took the shape of
old Harrison Ainsworth.” “A strange,
dilapidated being,” repeated Forster, musingly,
“so the man is alive.” Then both
fell into reminiscences of grotesque traits, &c.
This affectionate intercourse long continued.
But alas! this compulsory Sunday dining, as
the philosopher knows, became at last a sore strain,
and a mistake. It must come to Goldsmith’s
“travelling over one’s mind,” with
power to travel no farther. Browning, too, had
been “found out by Society”; was the guest
at noble houses, and I suppose became somewhat lofty
in his views. No one could scoff so loudly and
violently as could Forster, at what is called snobbishness,
“toadying the great”; though it was a little
weakness of his own, and is indeed of everybody.
However, on some recent visit, I learned to my astonishment,
that a complete breach had taken place between the
attached friends, who were now “at daggers drawn,”
as it is called. The story went, as told, I think,
by Browning, who would begin: “I grew tired
of Forster’s always wiping his shoes on me.”
He was fond of telling his friend about “dear,
sweet, charming Lady ,” &c.
Forster, following the exact precedent of Mrs. Prig
in the quarrel with her friend, would break into a
scornful laugh, and, though he did not say “drat
Lady ,” he insisted she was
a foolish, empty-headed creature, and that Browning
praised her because she had a title. This was
taken seriously, and the Poet requested that no disparaging
remarks would be made on one of his best friends.
“Pooh,” said Forster, contemptuously,
“some superannuated creature! I am astonished
at you.” How it ended I cannot say, but
it ended painfully.
Some time elapsed and friends to both
sides felt that here was a sort of scandal, and it
must be made up. No one was more eager than Forster.
Mutual explanations and apologies were given and all
was as before. The liberal Forster, always eager
to find “an excuse for the glass,” announced
a grand reconciliation dinner, to which came a rather
notable party, to wit, Thomas Carlyle, Browning and
his son, the Rev. Whitwell Elwin, the editor of Pope,
and sometime editor of the Quarterly, the young
Robert Lytton, myself, and some others whom I have
forgotten. What an agreeable banquet it was!
Elwin was made to retell, to Forster’s convulsive
enjoyment, though he had heard it before, a humorous
incident of a madman’s driving about in a gig
with a gun and a companion, who up to that moment
thought he was sane. The Sage of Chelsea
had his smoke as usual, a special churchwarden and
a more-special “screw” of tobacco having
been carefully sent out for and laid before him.
There was something very interesting in this ceremonial.
We juniors at the end of the table, Robert Lytton and
myself, both lit a cigar, which brought forth a characteristic
lecture from Forster; “I never allow smoking
in this room, save on this privileged occasion when
my old friend Carlyle honours me. But I do not
extend that to you Robert Lytton, and you (this to
me). You have taken the matter into your own
hands, without asking leave or license; as that is
so, and the thing is done, there is no more to be said.”
Here of course we understood that he wished to emphasize
the compliment to his friend and make the privilege
exclusively his. But he would have liked to hear,
“May we also smoke?”
Forster’s affection for Carlyle
and his pride in him was delightful to see. I
think he had more reverence for him than for anybody.
He really looked on him as an inspired Sage, and this
notion was encouraged by the retired fashion in which
he of Chelsea lived, showing himself but rarely.
Browning was seated near his host, but I noticed a
sort of affected and strained empressement
on both sides. Later I heard a loud scoffing
laugh from Forster, but the other, apparently by a
strong effort, repressed himself and made no reply.
Alas! as was to be expected, the feud broke out again
and was never healed. Though Browning would at
times coldly ask me after his old friend.
There was no better dramatic critic
than Forster, for he had learned his criticism in
the school of Macready and the old comedies. He
had a perfect instinct for judging even when not present,
and I recollect, when Salvini was being set up against
Irving, his saying magisterially: “Though
I have not seen either Mr. Salvini or Mr. Irving,
I have a perfect conviction that Salvini is an actor
and Mr. Irving is not.” He had the finest
declamation, was admirable in emphasis, and in bringing
out the meaning of a passage, with expressive eye
and justly-modulated cadences. I never had a greater
treat than on one night, after dining with him, he
volunteered to read aloud to us the Kitely passages
from Every Man in his Humour, in which piece
at the acted performances he was, I suspect, the noblest
Roman of ’em all. It was a truly fine performance;
he brought out the jealousy in the most powerful and
yet delicately suggestive fashion. Every emotion,
particularly the anticipation of such emotions, was
reflected in his mobile features. His voice, deep
and sonorous, and at times almost flutey with softness,
was under perfect control; he could direct it as he
willed. The reading must have called up many pleasant
scenes, the excitement, his friends, the artists and
writers, who all had taken part in the “splendid
strolling” as he called it, and now all gone!
He often, however, mistook inferior
birds for swans. He once held out to us, as a
great treat, the reading of an unpublished play of
his friend Lord Lytton, which was called Walpole.
All the characters spoke and carried on conversation
in hexameters. The effect was ridiculous.
A more tedious thing, with its recondite and archaic
allusions to Pulteney and other Georgian personages,
could not be conceived. The ladies in particular,
after a scene or two, soon became weary. He himself
lost faith in the business, and saw that it was flat,
so he soon stopped, but he was mystified at such non-intelligence.
There was quite a store of these posthumous pieces
of the late dramatist, some of which I read. But
most were bad and dreary.
Forster had no doubt some oracular
ways, which, like Mr. Peter Magnus’s in Pickwick,
“amused his friends very much.” “Dicky”
Doyle used to tell of a picnic excursion when Forster
was expatiating roundly on the landscape, particularly
demanding admiration for “yonder purple cloud”
how dark, how menacing it was. “Why, my
dear Forster,” cried Doyle, “it’s
not a cloud at all, but only a piece of slated roof!”
Forster disdained to notice the correction, but some
minutes later he called to him loudly before the crowd:
“See, Doyle! yonder is not a cloud, but
a bit of slated roof: there can be no doubt of
it.” In vain Doyle protested, “Why,
Forster, I said that to you!” “My dear
Doyle,” said Forster, sweetly, “it’s
no more a cloud than I am. I repeat you are mistaken,
it’s a bit of slated roof.”
To myself, he was ever kind and good-natured,
though I could smile sometimes at his hearty and well-meant
patronage. Patronage! it was rather wholesale
“backing” of his friends. Thus, one
morning he addressed me with momentous solemnity,
“My dear fellow, I have been thinking about
you for a long time, and I have come to this conclusion:
you must write a comedy. I have settled
that you can do it; you have powers of drawing character
and of writing dialogue; so I have settled, the best
thing you can do is to write a comedy.”
Thus had he given his permission and orders, and I
might fall to work with his fullest approbation.
I have no doubt he told others that he had directed
that the comedy should be written.
On another day, my dachshund “Toby”
was brought to see him. For no one loved or understood
the ways of dogs better. He greatly enjoyed “the
poor fellow’s bent legs,” rather a novelty
then, and at last with a loud laugh: “He
is Sir Toby! no longer Toby. Yes my dear
friend he must be Sir Toby henceforth.”
He had knighted him on the spot!
Forster always stands out pre-eminently
as “the friend,” the general friend, and
it is pleasant to be handed down in such an attitude.
We find him as the common referee, the sure-headed
arbiter, good-naturedly and heartily giving his services
to arrange any trouble or business. How invaluable
he was to Dickens is shown in the “Life.”
With him friendship was a high and serious duty, more
responsible even than relationship. His warm
heart, his time, his exertions, were all given to
his friend. No doubt he had some little pleasure
in the importance of his office, but he was in truth
really indulging his affections, and warm heart.
Among his own dearest friends was
one for whom he seemed to have an affection and admiration
that might be called tender; his respect, too, for
his opinions and attainments were strikingly unusual
in one who thought so much of his own powers of judgment.
This was the Rev. WHITWELL ELWIN, Rector of Booton,
Norwich. He seemed to me a man quite of an unusual
type, of much learning and power, and yet of a gentle
modesty that was extraordinary. In some things
the present Master of the Temple, Canon Ainger, very
much suggests him. I see Elwin now, a spare wiry
being with glowing pink face and a very white poll.
He seemed a muscular person, yet never was there a
more retiring, genial and delicate-minded soul.
His sensitiveness was extraordinary, as was shown
by his relinquishing his monumental edition of Pope’s
Works, after it had reached to its eighth volume.
The history of this proceeding has never been clearly
explained. No doubt he felt, as he pursued his
labours, that his sense of dislike to Pope and contempt
for his conduct was increasing, that he could not excuse
or defend him. Elwin was in truth the “complement”
of Forster’s life and character. It was
difficult to understand the one without seeing him
in the company of the other. It was astonishing
how softened and amiable, and even schoolboy-like,
the tumultuous John became when he spoke of or was
in company with his old friend; he really delighted
in him. Forster’s liking was based on respect
for those gifts of culture, pains-taking and critical
instinct, which he knew his friend possessed, and
which I have often heard him praise in the warmest
and sincerest fashion. “In El-win” he
seemed to delight in rolling out the syllables in
this divided tone “in El-ween you
will find style and finish. If there is anyone
who knows the topic it is El-win. He is your
man.”
I was bringing out a magnum opus,
dedicated to Carlyle, Boswell’s Life of Johnson,
entailing a vast deal of trouble and research.
The amiable Elwin, whom I consulted, entered into
the project with a host of enthusiasm. He took
the trouble of rummaging his note books, and continued
to send me week by week many a useful communication,
clearing up doubtful passages. But what was this
to his service when I was writing a Life of Sterne,
and the friendly Forster, interesting himself in the
most good-natured way, determined that it should succeed,
and put me in communication with Elwin. No doubt
he was interested in his protege, and Elwin,
always willing to please, as it were, received his
instructions. Presently, to my wonder and gratification,
arrived an extraordinary letter, if one might so call
it, which filled over a dozen closely written pages
(for he compressed a marvellous quantity into a sheet
of paper), all literally overflowing with information.
It was an account of recondite and most unlikely works
in which allusions to Sterne and many curious bits
of information were stowed away; chapter and page
and edition were given for every quotation; it must
have taken him many hours and much trouble to write.
And what an incident it was, the two well-skilled
and accomplished literary critics exerting themselves,
the one to secure the best aid of his friend, the
other eager to assist, because his friend wished it.
In the course of these Shandian enquiries,
the passage in Thackeray’s lecture occurred
to me where he mentions having been shown Eliza’s
Diary by a “Gentleman of Bath.” I
wished to find out who this was, when my faithful
friend wrote to the novelist and sent me his reply,
which began, “My dear Primrose” his
charmingly appropriate nick or pet name for Elwin,
who was the very picture of the amiable vicar.
It resulted in the gentleman allowing me to
look at his journal.
Letter from Elwin on the unfortunate Dr. Dodd":
Booton Rectory, Norwich,
Ocst, 1864.
My dear Mr. I
have been ill for some weeks past, which has
prevented my writing to you. It is of the less
importance that I can add nothing to your ample
list of authorities, except to mention, if you
are not already aware of it, that there is a
good deal about Dr. Dodd and his doings, in “Chrysal,
or the Adventures of a Guinea.” The contemporary
characters which figure in the work are described
partly by real, and partly by invented circumstances.
But you at least get the view which the author
entertained of the persons he introduces on the scene.
I missed the first part of your Memoir of Dodd, in
the Dublin Magazine. The second I
saw, and thought it extremely interesting, and
very happily written. I was surprised at
the quantity of information you had got together.
I cannot help you to any detailed account of the Maccaroni
preachers. They are glanced at in the second book
of Cowper’s Task. They have existed,
and will exist in every generation, but it is
seldom that any record is preserved of them.
They are the butterflies of the hour. There are
no means by which you can keep worthless men
from making a trade of religion, and as long
as there are people simple enough to be dupes,
so long there will be impostors. It is strange
to see what transparent acting will impose upon women.
To be popular, to draw large audiences, is the avowed
object of many of these preachers. The late
R. Montgomery once introduced himself to an acquaintance
of mine on the platform at some religious meeting.
Montgomery commenced the conversation by the
remark, “You have a chapel in the West End.”
“Yes,” said my friend. “And
I hope to have one soon,” replied M., “for
I am satisfied that I have the faculty for adapting
the Gospel to the West End.” You
may tell the story if you give no names.
You have anticipated my Sterne anecdotes.
I will just mention one circumstance. In
the advertisement to the edition of Sterne’s
Works, in 10 vols. (1798), it is stated “that the letters numbered 129, 130
and 131, have not those proofs of authenticity
which the others possess.” Now, letter
131 is very important, for it is that in which
Sterne replies to the remonstrances against the freedoms
in Tristram Shandy. It may be satisfactory to
you to know that some years after the edition
of Sterne’s Works the letter was published
by Richard Warner (apparently from the original)
in the Appendix to his Literary Recollections.
He was not, I suppose, aware that it had been
printed before. Warner was ordained in the
North, and his work will throw some light upon
the state of things in those regions at a period
close upon Sterne’s time. You will find
it worth while to glance over it. If I can
be of any help to you I shall only be too happy.
Believe me ever, most sincerely yours,
W. ELWIN.
There is something touching in this
deep affection, exhibited by so rough and sturdy a
nature and maintained without flagging for so many
years. With him it was “the noble Elwin,”
“the good Elwin,” “as ever, most
delightful,” “kinder and more considerate
than ever.” “Never were letters so
pleasant to me as yours,” he wrote in 1865, “and
it is sad to think that from months we are now getting
on to years with barely a single letter.”
“My dear fellow,” he wrote again, “with
the ranks so thinning around us, should we not close
up, come nearer to each other? None are so dear
to us at home as Mrs. Elwin and yourself and all of
you.” One of the last entries in his diary
was, “Precious letter from dearest Elwin.
December 10th, 1875.”
Elwin had, perhaps, a colder temperament,
or did not express his devotion. But his regard
would seem to have been as deep-seated; as indeed
was shown in the finely drawn tribute he paid him after
his death, and which is indeed the work of an accomplished
writer and master of expression. “He was
two distinct men,” wrote Elwin to John Murray
the elder, in 1876, “and the one man quite dissimilar
from the other. To see him in company I should
not have recognised him for the friend with whom I
was intimate in private. Then he was quiet, natural,
unpretending, and most agreeable, and in the warmth
and generosity of his friendship he had no superior.
Sensitive as he was in some ways, there was no man
to whom it was easier so speak with perfect frankness.
He always bore it with gentle good nature."
At another time he wrote with warmth, Most welcome was your
letter this morning, as your letters always are to me. They come fraught with
some new proof of the true, warm-hearted, generous friend who has made life
worth something more to me than it was a year ago, 1857.
When Forster married, in 1856, he
was eager that Elwin should officiate, and proposed
going down to Norfolk. But legal formalities
were in the way, and Elwin came to London instead.
“He never,” says Warwick Elwin, “wavered
in his attachment to him. Sometimes he would
be momentarily vexed at some fancied neglect, but the
instant they met again it was all forgotten.”
Elwin was, in fact, subject to moods and “nerves,”
and there were times when he shrank sensitively from
the world and its associations he would
answer no letters, particularly after the period of
his many sore trials. The last time I saw him
was at that great fiasco, the production of
the first Lord Lytton’s posthumous play on the
subject of Brutus, produced by Wilson Barrett, with
extraordinary richness and pomp: a failure that
led to an unpleasant dispute between Lytton’s
son and the lessee.
When the Life of Dickens appeared,
Elwin, as in duty bound, proceeded to review it in
the Quarterly. I confess that on reading
over this article there seems to be a curious reserve
and rather measured stint of praise. One would
have expected from the generous Elwin one enthusiastic
and sustained burst of praise of his friend’s
great work. But it seems as though he felt so
trifling a matter was scarcely worthy of solemn treatment.
The paper is only twenty pages long, and, after a
few lines of praise at the beginning and a line or
two at the end, proceeds to give a summary of the facts.
The truth was Elwin was too scrupulously conscientious
a critic to stretch a point in such a matter.
I could fancy that for one of his nice feeling it
became an almost disagreeable duty. Were he tempted
to expand in praises, it would be set down to partiality,
while he was hardly free to censure. No wonder
he wrote of his performance: “Forster will
think it too lukewarm; others the reverse.”
As it happened, the amiable Forster was enchanted.
“For upwards of three-and-thirty
years,” says Mr. Elwin in this review (Q.
R., vol. 132, , “Mr. Forster
was the incessant companion and confidential adviser
of Dickens; the friend to whom he had recourse in
every difficulty, personal and literary; and before
whom he spread, without reserve, every fold of his
mind. No man’s life has ever been better
known to a biographer.... To us it appears that
a more faithful biography could not be written.
Dickens is seen in his pages precisely as he is showed
in his ordinary intercourse.”
Both Elwin and his friend had that
inflexibility of principle in criticism and literary
utterance which they adhered to as though it were
a matter of high morals. This feeling contrasts
with the easy adaptability of our day, when the critic
so often has to shape his views according to interested
aims. He indeed will hold in his views, but may
not deem it necessary to produce them. I could
recall instances in both men of this sternness of
opinion. Forster knew no compromise in such matters;
though I fancy in the case of people of title, for
whom, as already mentioned, he had a weakness, or of
pretty women, he may have occasionally given way.
I remember when Elwin was writing his fine estimate
of his deceased friend, Mrs. Forster in deep distress
came to tell me that he insisted on describing her
husband as “the son of a butcher.”
In vain had she entreated him to leave this matter
aside. Even granting its correctness, what need
or compulsion to mention it? It was infinitely
painful to her. But it was not true: Forster’s
father was a large “grazier” or dealer
in cattle. Elwin, however, was inflexible:
some Newcastle alderman had hunted up entries in old
books, and he thought the evidence convincing.
Another incident connected with the
memory of her much-loved husband, that gave this amiable
woman much poignant distress, was a statement made
by Mr. Furnival, the Shakesperian, that Browning had
been employed by Forster to write the account of Strafford,
in the collection of Lives. He had been told
this by Browning himself. Nevertheless, she set
all her friends to work; had papers, letters, etc.,
ransacked for evidence, but with poor result.
The probability was that Forster would have disdained
such aid; on the other hand, the Poet had written
a tragedy on the subject, and was, therefore, capable
of dealing with it. Letters of vindication were
sent to the papers, but no one was much interested
in the point one way or the other; save, of course,
the good Mrs. Forster, to whom it was vital. I
am afraid, however, there was truth in the statement;
for it is completely supported by a stray passage
in one of the Poet’s letters to his future wife,
recently published.
Forster, I fancy, must have often
looked wistfully back to the old Lincoln’s Inn
days, when he sat in his large Tulkinghorn room, with
the Roman’s finger pointing down to his head.
I often grieve that I did not see this Roman, as I
might have done, before he was erased; for Forster
was living there when I first knew him. On his
marriage he moved to that snug house in Montague Square,
where we had often cosy dinners. He was driven
from it, he used to say, by the piano-practising on
each side of him, which became “in-tol-érable”;
but I fancy the modest house was scarcely commensurate
with his ambitions. It was somewhat old-fashioned
too. And yet in his grand palatial mansion at
Kensington I doubt if he was as jocund or as irrepressible
as then. I am certain the burden of an ambitious
life told upon his health and spirits.
I often turn back to the day when
I first called on him, at the now destroyed offices
at Whitehall, when he emerged from an inner room in
a press of business. I see him now, a truly brisk
man, full of life and energy, and using even then
his old favourite hospitable formula, “My dear
sir, I am very busy very busy; I
have just escaped from the commissioners. But
you must dine with me to-morrow and we will talk of
these things.” Thus he did not ask you,
but he “commanded you,” even as a king
would.
One of the most interesting things
about Forster was his “receptivity.”
Stern and inflexible as he was in the case of old
canons, he was always ready to welcome anything new
or striking, provided it had merit and was not some
imposture. I never met a better appreciator of
genuine humour. He had been trained, or had trained
himself; whatever shape it had, only let it have merit.
He thoroughly enjoyed a jest, and furnished
his own obstreperous laugh by way of applause.
As I have said, there was something truly Johnsonian
about him; everything he said or decided you knew well
was founded on a principle of some kind; he was a solid
judicial man, and even his hearty laugh of enjoyment
was always based on a rational motive. This sort
of solid well-trained men are rather scarce nowadays.
Forster was also a type of the old
Cromwellian or Independant with reference to religious
liberty. He could not endure, therefore, “Romish
tyranny,” as he called it, which stifled thought.
Many of his friends were Roman Catholics. There
were “touches” in Forster as good as anything
in the old comedies.
His handsome and spacious library,
with its gallery running round, was well known to
all his friends. Richly stored was it with book
treasures, manuscripts, rare first editions, autographs,
in short all those things which may now be seen at
South Kensington. He had a store of other fine
things somewhere else, and kept a secretary or librarian,
to whom he issued his instructions. For he himself
did not profess to know the locale of the books
and papers, and I have often heard him in his lofty
way direct that instructions should be sent to Mr. to search out such and such documents.
He had grand ideas about his books, and spared no
cost either in his purchases or bindings. I have
seen one of his quarto MS. thus dressed by Riviere
in plain decoration, but which he told me had cost
L30.
Once for some modest private theatricals
I had written a couple of little pieces to be acted
by ourselves and our friends. One was called
Blotting Paper, the other The William Simpson.
A gay company was invited, and I recall how the performers
were pleased and encouraged when the face of the brilliant
author of a Lady of Lyons was seen in the front
row. Forster took the whole under his protection,
and was looking forward to attending, but his invariable
terrible cough seized on him. Mrs. Forster was
sent with strict instructions to observe and report
everything that did or could occur on this interesting
occasion. I see her soft amiable face smiling
encouragement from the stalls. I rose greatly
in my friend’s estimation from this attendance
of the author of Pelham. “How did
you manage it?” “He goes nowhere or to
few places. It was a gr-eat compliment.”
This little performance is associated
in a melancholy way with the closing days of Dickens’
career. I was naturally eager to secure his presence,
and went to see him at “his office” to
try and persuade him to attend; he pleaded, however,
his overwhelming engagements. I find in an old
diary some notes of our talk. “Theatricals
led to Regnier, whom I think he had been to see in
Les Vieux Garcons. He said he found him
very old. “Alas! He is Vieux Garcon
himself.” I think of our few little dinners
in my house; would we had had more! Somehow since
I have been living here the image of him has been more
and more stamped on me; I see and like him more.
The poor, toiling, loveable fellow, to think that
all is over with him now!”
[At the risk of smiles, and perhaps
some suspicion of vanity, I go on to copy what follows.]
When I saw Mrs. Forster during those dismal days,
she was good enough to relate to me much about his
personal liking for me. He would tell them how
I could do anything if I only gave myself fair play.
He said he was going to write to give me a sound blowing
up. “And yet,” he added, “I
doubt if he would take it from anybody else but me.
He is a good fellow.” [I still doubt whether
I should add what follows, but I am not inclined to
sacrifice such a tribute from such a man; told me,
too, only a few days after his death.] He praised
a novel of mine, N, Brooke St., and here
are his words: “The last scene and winding
up is one of the most powerful things I have met.”
Forster, devoted to the school of
Macready, and all but trained by that actor, whose
bust was placed in his hall, thought but poorly of
the performances of our time. He pooh-poohed them
all, including even the great and more brilliant successes.
Once a clever American company came over, a phenomenal
thing at that time, and appeared at the St. James’s
Theatre. They played She Stoops to Conquer,
with two excellent performers as Old Hardcastle and
Marlow; Brough was the Tony. I induced Forster
to come and see them, and we made up a party.
He listened with an amusing air of patronage, which
was habitual with him meant to encourage and
said often that “it was very good, very fair
indeed.” Brough he admitted was perhaps
the nearest to the fitting tone and spirit of the
piece. The two American actors, as it seemed
to me, were excellent comedians.
I once saw him at St. James’s
Hall, drawn to hear one of his friend’s last
readings. I saw his entrance. He came piloted
by the faithful Charles Kent, who led, or rather cleared
the way, Forster following with a smiling modesty,
as if he sought to avoid too much notice. His
rotund figure was swathed in a tight fitting paletot,
while a sort of nautical wrapper was round his throat.
He fancied no doubt that many an eye was following
him; that there was many a whisper, “That is
the great John Forster.” He passed on solemnly
through the hall and out at the door leading to the
artistes’ rooms. Alas! no one was thinking
of him; he had been too long absent from the stage.
It is indeed extremely strange, and I often wonder
at it, how little mark he made. The present and
coming generations know nothing about him. I may
add here that, at Dickens’ very last
Reading at this place, I and Charles Kent were the
two the only two favoured with
a place on the platform, behind the screens.
From that coign, I heard him say his last farewell
words: “Vanish from these garish lights
for evermore!”
One summer Forster and his wife came
down to Bangor, I believe from a genial good-natured
wish to be there with his friends a family
who were often found there. He put up at the
“George,” then a house of lofty pretensions,
though now it would seem but a modest affair enough.
What a holiday it was! The great John unbent to
an inconceivable degree; he was soft, engaging even,
and in a bright and constant good humour. The
family consisted of the mother, two daughters, and
the son, moi qui vous parle all of
whom looked to him with a sort of awe and reverence,
which was not unpleasing to him. The two girls
he professed to admire and love; the mother, a woman
of the world, had won him by her speech at his dinner
party, during which a loud crash came from the hall;
he said nothing, but she saw the temper working within,
and quoted happily from Pope,
“And e’en unmoved
hears China fall.”
Immensely gratified at the implied
compliment for his restraint, his angry brow was smoothed.
To imagine a dame of our time quoting Pope at a dinner!
at most she would have heard of him.
What walks and expeditions in that
delightful Welsh district! and what unbounded hospitality!
He would insist on his favourites coming to dinner
every few days or so. It was impossible to refuse;
equally impossible to make any excuse; he was so overpowering.
Everything was swept away. At the time the dull
pastime of acrostic-writing was in high vogue, and
some ladies of the party thought to compliment him
by fashioning one upon his name. He accepted
the compliment with much complacent gratification;
and, when the result was read aloud, it was found
that the only epithet that would fit his name, having
the proper number of letters, was “learned.”
His brow clouded. It was not what he expected.
He was good-humouredly scornful. “Well,
I declare, I did not expect this. I should have
thought something like ‘gallant,’ or ‘pleasant,’
or ’agreeable’ but ‘learned!’
as though I were some old pundit. Thank you,
ladies.”
No one knew so much as Forster of
the literary history of the days when Dickens first
“rose”; and when such men as Lamb, Campbell,
Talfourd, Theodore Hook, Hazlitt, Leigh Hunt, and many
more of that school were flourishing.
I see him now seated in the stern
manipulating the ropes of the rudder, with all the
air of perfect knowledge; diverting the boatmen, putting
questions to them, and adroitly turning their answers
into pieces of original information; lecturing on
the various objects of interest we passed; yet all
the time interesting, and excellent company.
At times he began to talk of poetry, and would pour
forth the stores of his wonderful memory, reciting
passages with excellent elocution, and delighting
his hearers. I recall the fine style in which
he rolled forth “Hohenlinden,” and “The
Royal George,” and the “Battle of the
Baltic.” At the close he would sink his
voice to a low muttering, just murmuring impressively,
“be-neath the wave!” Then would pause,
and say, as if overcome “Fine, very,
very fine!” These exercises gave his audience
genuine pleasure. On shore, visiting the various
show things, he grew frolicsome, and insisted on the
visitors as “Mr. and Mrs. ,”
the names of characters in some novel I had written.
It would be an interesting question
to consider how far Forster’s influence improved
or injured Dickens’ work; for he tells us everything
written by the latter was submitted to him, and corrections
and alterations offered. I am inclined to confess
that, when in his official mood, Forster’s notions
of humour were somewhat forced. It is thus almost
startling to read his extravagant praise of a passage
about Sapsea which the author discarded in Edwin
Drood. Nothing better showed Boz’s
discretion. The well-known passage in The Old
Curiosity Shop about the little marchioness and
her make-believe of orange peel and water, and which
Dickens allowed him to mend in his own way, was certainly
altered for the worse.
I had the sad satisfaction, such as
it was, of attending Forster’s funeral, as well
as that of his amiable wife. I had a seat in one
of the mourning coaches, with that interesting man,
James Anthony Froude. Not many were bidden to
the ceremonial.
Mrs. Forster’s life, like that
of her husband, closed in much suffering. I believe
she might have enjoyed a fair amount of health had
she not clung with a sort of devotion, not unconnected
with the memory of her husband, to the house which
he had built. Nothing could induce her to go
away. She was, moreover, offered a sum of over
L20,000 for it shortly after his death, but declined;
it was later sold for little over a third of the amount.
He had bequeathed all his treasures to the nation,
allowing her the life use, but with much generosity
she at once handed over the books, pictures, prints,
sketches, and other things. She bore her sufferings
with wonderful patience and sweetness, and I remember
the clergyman who attended her, and who was at the
grave, being much affected.
Mrs. Forster was a woman of more sagacity
and shrewdness of observation than she obtained credit
for. She had seen and noted many curious things
in her course. Often of a Sunday afternoon, when
I used to pay her a visit, she would open herself
very freely, and reveal to me many curious bits of
secret history relating to her husband’s literary
friends. She was very amusing on the Sage of Chelsea.
I recollect she treated Mrs. Carlyle’s account
of her dreary life and servitude to her great husband
as a sort of romance or delusion, conveying that she
was not at all a lady likely to be thus “put
upon.” In vulgar phrase, the boot was on
the other leg.
I have thought it right to offer this
small tribute to one who was in his way an interesting
and remarkable man. No place has been found for
him in the series known as English Men of Letters;
and yet, as I have before pointed out, he had a place
in literature that somewhat suggests the position
of Dr. Johnson. What Forster said, or what Forster
did, was at one time of importance to the community.
This sort of arbiter is unknown nowadays, and perhaps
would not be accepted. He will, however, ever
be associated with Charles Dickens, as his friend,
adviser, admirer, corrector, and biographer. There
is a conventional meaning for the term “men
of letters,” men, that is, who have written
books; but in the stricter sense it is surely one who
is “learned in letters,” as a lawyer is
learned in the law. Johnson is much more thought
of in this way than as a writer. Forster had this
true instinct, and it was a curious thing one day
to note his delight when I showed him a recent purchase:
a figure of Johnson, his prototype, wrought
in pottery, seated in chair, in an attitude of wisdom,
his arms extended and bent, and evidently expatiating.
Looking at it, he delivered an acute bit of criticism
worthy of the Doctor himself.
“The interest,” he said,
“of this figure is not in the modelling, which
is good, but because it represents Johnson as he was,
in the eye of the crowd of his day; who looked on
him, not as the writer, but as the grand argufier
and layer-down of the law, the ‘settler’
of any knotty point whatever; with them the Doctor
could decide anything. See how his arm is half
raised, his fingers outspread, as if about to give
his decision. You should show this to Carlyle,
who will be delighted with it.”
He often recurred to this and to the
delight the Sage would have had. I forget whether
I followed his advice. On the same occasion he
noticed a figure of Washington. “Ah! there
he stands,” he said, “with his favourite
air of state and dignity, and sense of what was due
to his position. You will always notice that
in the portraits there was a little assumption of
the aristocrat.” Forster’s criticism
was always of this kind instructive and
acute.
Forster was the envied possessor of
nearly every one of Boz’s MSS. a
treasure at the time not thought very much of, even
by Dickens himself, but since his death become of
extraordinary value. I should say that each was
worth some two or three thousand pounds at the least.
How amazing has been this appreciation of what dealers
call “the Dickens stuff” during these
years! It is almost incredible. I mind the
day when a Dickens’ book, a Dickens’ letter,
was taken tranquilly. A relation of my own, an
old bachelor, had, as we thought, an eccentric penchant
for early editions of Boz; and once, on the great
man coming to the provincial city where he lived, waited
on him to show him what he called his “Old Gold”;
to wit, the earlier editions of Pickwick and Nickleby.
We all smiled, and I remember Boz speaking to me good-naturedly
of this enthusiasm. Not one of the party then it
was in 1865 dreamed that this old bachelor
was far wiser than his generation. The original
Pickwick, that is bound from the numbers, is indeed
a nugget of old gold. I remember once asking Wills,
his sub-editor, could I be allowed to have the original
MSS. of some of Boz’s short stories?
He said, “To be sure, that nothing was more
easy than to ask him, for the printer sent each back
to him after use, carefully sealed up.”
What became of all these papers I cannot tell; but
I doubt if anyone was then very eager about
them.
Lately, turning over some old papers,
I came upon a large bundle of proof “slips”
of a story I had written for All the Year Round.
It was called Howard’s Son. To my
surprise and pleasure I found that they had passed
through Boz’s own hands, and had been corrected
throughout in his own careful and elaborate fashion,
whole passages written in, others deleted, the punctuation
altered and improved. Here was a trouvaille.
These slips, I may add, have extraordinary value,
and in the States would fetch a considerable sum.
It was extraordinary what pains Boz took with the
papers of his contributors, and how diligently and
laboriously he improved and polished them.
Forster’s latter days, that
is, I suppose, for some seven or eight years, were
an appalling state of martyrdom; no words could paint
it. It was gout in its most terrible form, that
is, on the chest. This malady was due, in the
first place, to his early hard life, when rest and
hours of sleep were neglected or set at nought.
Too good living also was accountable. He loved
good cheer and had an excellent taste in wines, fine
clarets, etc. Such things were fatal to his
complaint. This gout took the shape of an almost
eternal cough, which scarcely ever left him.
It began invariably with the night and kept him awake,
the waters rising on his chest and overpowering him.
I have seen him on the following day, lying spent
and exhausted on a sofa and struggling to get some
snatches of sleep, if he could. But as seven
o’clock drew near, a change came. There
was a dinner-party; he “pulled himself together:”
began another jovial night and in good spirits.
But he could not resist the tempting wines, etc.,
and of course had his usual “bad” night.
Once dining with me, he as usual brought his Vichy
bottle with him, and held forth on the necessity of
“putting on the muzzle,” restraint, etc.
He “lectured” us all in a very suitable
way, and maintained his restraint during dinner.
There was a bottle of good Corton gently warming at
the fire, about which he made inquiries, but which
now, alas! need not be opened. When the ladies
were gone, he became very pressing on this topic.
“My dear fellow, you must not let me
be a kill-joy, you must really open the bottle for
yourself; why should you deny yourself for me?
Nonsense!” It suggested Winkle going to fight
a duel, saying to his friend, “Do not
give information to the police.” But I
was inhospitably inflexible. These little touches
were Forster all over. One would have given anything
to let him have his two or three glasses, but one
had to be cruel to be kind. Old Sam Johnson was
of the same pattern, and could not resist a dinner-party,
even when in serious plight. He certainly precipitated
his death by his greed.
I well recall the confusion and grief
of one morning in July, 1870, when opening the Times
I read in large capitals, DEATH OF CHARLES DICKENS.
It must have brought a shock more or less to every
reader. Nothing was less expected, for we had
not at that time the recurring evening editions, treading
on each other’s heels, to keep us posted up
every hour in every event of the day.
I am tempted here to copy from an
old diary the impressions of that painful time.
The words were written on the evening of the funeral
at 6 p.m.: “Died, dear Charles Dickens.
I think at this moment of his bright genial manner,
so cordial and hearty, of the delightful days at Belfast on
the Reading Tours The Trains the
Evenings at the Hotel his lying on the
sofa listening to my stories and laughing in his joyous
way. I think, too, of the last time that I saw
him, which was at his office in Wellington Street,
whither I went to ask him to come to some theatricals
that we were getting up. We talked them over,
and then he began to bewail so sadly, the burden of
‘going out’ to dinner parties. He
said that he would like to come, but that he could
not promise. However, he might come late in the
night if he could get away from other places.
I see his figure now before me, standing at the table,
the small delicate-formed shoulders. Then bringing
me into another room to show me one of the gigantic
golden yellow All the Year Round placards,
presently to be displayed on every wall and hoarding
of the kingdom. This was the announcement of a
new story I had written for his paper, which he had
dubbed ‘The Doctor’s Mixture,’ but
of which, alas! he was destined never to revise the
proofs. It had been just hung up ‘to try
the effect,’ and was fresh from the printers.”
I look back to another of Forster’s
visits to Dublin when he came in quest of materials
for his Life of Swift. He was in the gayest
and best of his humours, and behaved much as the redoubtable
Doctor Johnson did on his visit to Edinburgh.
I see him seated in the library at Trinity College,
making his notes, surrounded by the Dons. Dining
with him at his hotel, for even here he must entertain
his host, he lit his cigar after dinner, when an aged
waiter of the old school interrupted: “Ah,
you musn’t do that. It’s agin the
rules and forbidden.” He little knew his
Forster; what a storm broke on his head “Leave
the room, you rascal. How dare you, sir, interfere
with me! Get out, sir,” with much more:
the scared waiter fled. “One of the pleasantest
episodes in my life,” I wrote in a diary, “has
just closed. John Forster come and gone, after
his visit here (i.e. to Dublin). Don’t
know when I liked a man more. He was most genial
and satisfactory to talk with. His amiable and
agreeable wife with him. She told a great deal
of Boz and his life at home, giving a delightful picture
of his ordinary day. He would write all the morning
till one o’clock, and no one was allowed to
see or interrupt him. Then came lunch; then a
long hearty walk until dinner time. During the
evening he would read in his own room, but the door
was kept open so that he might hear the girls playing an
amiable touch. At Christmas time, when they would
go down on a visit, he would entertain them by reading
aloud his proofs and passages not yet published.
She described to us ‘Boffin,’ out of Our
Mutual Friend, as admirable. He shows all
to Forster before-hand, and consults him as to plot,
characters, etc. He has a humorous fashion
of giving his little boys comic names; later to appear
in his stories. Thus, one known as ‘Plorn,’
which later appeared as ‘Plornish.’
This is a pleasant picture of the great writer’s
domestic life, and it gives also a faint ‘adumbration’
of what is now forgotten: the intense curiosity
and eager anticipation that was abroad as to what
he was doing or preparing. Hints of his characters
got known; their movements and developments were discussed,
and the incidents of his story were like public events.
We have nothing of this nowadays, for no writer or
story rouses the same interest. Forster also
told us a good deal about Carlyle, whose proof-sheets,
from the abundant corrections, cost three or four times
what the original ‘setting’ did.”
Thus the diary.
Once, on a Sunday in Dublin, I brought
Forster to the cathedral in Marlborough Street to
hear the High Mass, at which Cardinal Cullen officiated.
He sat it out very patiently, and I remember on coming
out drew a deep sigh, or gasp, with the remark, “Well,
I suppose it’s all right.”
Forster, whatever might be said of
his sire’s calling, was at least of a good old
Newcastle border stock of fine “grit” and
sturdily independent. He was proud of his stock,
and he has often lamented, not merely in print, but
to myself, how people would confound him with mere
Fosters. “Now we,” he would say vehemently,
“are Försters with an r.”
When he became acquainted with a person nearly connected
with myself, he was immensely pleased to find that
she was a Foster; and, as she was of rank, it was
amusing to find him not quite so eager to repudiate
the Foster (without the r). “We are
all the same, my dear friend. All Forresters,
abbreviated as Forster or Foster, all one; the same
crest.” The lady had some fragments of a
fine old crimson Derby service, plates with the Foster
escutcheon, and he was immensely gratified when she
presented him with one.
FREDERICK LOCKER was certainly one
of the most agreeable and most interesting and most
amiable beings that could be imagined. His face
had a sort of Quixote quaintness, so had his talk,
while his humour had a pleasant flavour. He lived
at his place in the country, but I always looked forward and
now look back, alas! to the many pleasant
talks we would have together, each more than an hour
long, on the occasion of these rare visits. All
his stories were delightful, all his tastes elegant.
His knowledge of books was profound and truly refined.
His taste was most fastidious. Towards the close
of his career he prepared a catalogue of his choice
library, which showed to the world at once how elegant
was his taste and knowledge. At once it became
recherche. A few copies at a guinea were
for sale, with a view to let the public know something
of his treasures, but it is now at a fancy price.
Once when I was in a dealer’s shop “haggling”
over an “old play,” for which I think
two guineas was asked, and which seemed to me a monstrous
price, Locker came in quietly, and took the book up,
which was the interlude of Jacke Drum.
I told him of the price “Take it,
I advise you, he said, it is very cheap. I assure
you I gave a vast deal more for my copy.”
I took it, and I believe at this moment I could get
for my copy ten times that sum, in fact, there has
not been a copy in the market. This interesting
man was, I fancy, happy in both his marriages; the
first bringing him rank and connection, the second
lands and wealth. I bring him in here because
he associated with Forster in one of his most grotesque
moods. To Forster, however, this agreeable spirit
was taboo. He had offended the great man, and
as it had a ludicrous cast, and was, besides, truly Forsterian, I may here recur to it. Forster, as
I have stated, had been left by Landor, the copyright
of his now value unsaleable writings, and he was more
pleased at the intended compliment than gratified
by the legacy itself. My friend Locker, whose
Lyra was well known, had thoughtlessly inserted
in a new edition one, or some, of Landor’s short
pieces, and went his way. One day Forster discovered
“the outrage,” wrote tremendous letters,
threatened law, and, I believe, obtained some satisfaction
for the trespasses. But during the altercation
he found that a copy had been presented to the Athenaeum
Club library, and it bore the usual inscription and
Minerva’s head of the Club. Forster, sans
façon, put the book in his pocket and took it
away home, confiscated it in fact. There was a
great hubbub. The committee met, determined that
their property had been taken away, and demanded that
it should be brought back. Forster flatly refused;
defied the Club to do its worst. Secretary, solicitors,
and every means were used to bring him to reason.
It actually ended in his retaining the book, the Club
shrinking from entering into public contest with so
redoubtable an antagonist.
Forster was sumptuous in his tastes;
always liking to have the best. When he wanted
a thing considerations of the expense would not stand
in the way. He was an admirable judge of a picture,
and could in a few well-chosen words point out its
merits. When he heard Lord Lytton was going to
India, he gave Millais a commission to paint a portrait
of the new Viceroy. Millais used good humouredly
to relate the lofty condescending style in which it
was announced. “It gives me, I assure you,
great pleasure to learn that you are so advancing in
your profession. I think highly of your abilities
and shall be glad to encourage them;”
or something to that effect. Millais at this time
was at the very top of his profession, as indeed Forster
knew well, but the state and grandeur of the subject,
and his position in expending so large a sum I
suppose a thousand guineas, for it was a full length lifted
my old friend into one of his dreams. The portrait
was a richly-coloured and effective one, giving the
staring owl-like eyes of the poet-diplomatist.
Another of Forster’s purchases was Maclise’s
huge picture of Caxton showing his first printed book
to the King.
It was a treat and an education to
go round a picture gallery with him, so excellent
and to the point were his criticisms. He seized
on the essential merit of each. I remember
going with him to see the collected works of his old
friend Leslie, R.A., when he frankly confessed his
disappointment at the general thinness of the
colour and style, brought out conspicuously when the
works were all gathered together: this was the
effect, with a certain chalkiness. At the
Dublin Exhibition he was greatly struck by a little
cabinet picture by an Anglo-German artist, one Webb,
and was eager to secure it, though he objected to
the price. However, on the morning of his departure
the secretary drove up on an outside car to announce
that the artist would take fifty pounds, which Forster
gave. This was “The Chess-players,”
which now hangs at South Kensington.
He had deep feeling and hesitation
even as to putting anything into print without due
pause and preparation. Print had not then become
what it is now, with the telephone, type-writing, and
other aids, a mere expression of conversation and
of whatever floating ideas are passing through the
mind. Mr. Purcell’s wholesale exhibition
of Cardinal Manning’s inmost thoughts and feelings
would have shocked him inexpressibly. I was present
when a young fellow, to whom he had given some papers,
brought him the proofs in which the whole was printed
off without revision or restraint. He gave him
a severe rebuke. “Sir, you seem to have
no idea of the sacredness of the Press; you
pitch in everything, as if into a bucket.
Such carelessness is inexcusable.” Among
them was a letter from Colburn, the former husband
of his wife. “I am perfectly astounded
at you! Have you not the tact to see that such
a thing as that should not appear?” And he drew
his pen indignantly across it. That was a good
lesson for the youth. In such matters, however,
he did not spare friend or stranger.
It is curious, considering how sturdy
a pattern of Englishman was Forster, that all his
oldest friends were Irishmen, such as Maclise, Emerson
Tennant, Whiteside, Macready, Quain, Foley, Mulready,
and many more. For all these he had almost an
affection, and he cherished their old and early intimacy.
He liked especially the good-natured impulsive type
of the Goldy pattern; for such he had interest and
sympathy. As a young man, when studying for the
Bar, he had been in Chitty’s office, where he
had for companions Whiteside and Tennant, afterwards
Sir Emerson. Whiteside became the brilliant parliamentary
orator and Chief Justice; Tennant a baronet and Governor
of Ceylon; and Forster himself the distinguished writer
and critic, the friend and biographer of Dickens.
It was a remarkable trio certainly. Chitty, the
veteran conveyancer, his old master, he never forgot,
and was always delighted to have him to dinner, to
do him honour in every way. His son, the judge,
was a favourite protege, and became his executor.
He had a warm regard for Sir Richard Quain, who was
beside Lord Beaconsfield in extremis, who literally
knew everyone that ought to be known, and who would
visit a comparatively humble patient with equal interest.
Quain was thoroughly good-natured, ever friendly and
even affectionate. Forster’s belief in
him was as that in a fetish.
The faithful Quain was with his friend
to the last moment. Poor Forster was being gradually
overpowered by the rising bronchial humours with which,
as he grew weaker, he could not struggle with or baffle.
It was then that Quain, bending over, procured him
a short reprieve and relief in his agony, putting
his fingers down his throat and clearing away the
impeding masses.
Sir Richard was not only physician-in-ordinary,
but the warm and devoted friend, official consultant,
as he was of the whole coterie. For a
long course of years he had charge of his friend’s
health, if health it could be called where all was
disease and misery; and it was his fate to see him
affectionately through the great crisis at the last.
There was a deal of this affection in Quain; he was
eminently good-natured; good true-hearted Quain!
Many a poor priest of his country has been to him,
and from them he would never take, though not of his
faith. Quain was indeed the literary man’s
physician; more so than Sir Andrew Clarke, who was
presumed to hold the post by letters patent.
For Clarke was presumed to know and cure the literary
ailments; but Quain was the genial guide, philosopher
and friend, always one of themselves, and indeed a
literateur himself. Who will forget his
quaint little figure, shrewd face, the native accent,
never lost; and his “Ah me dear fellow, shure
what can I do?” His red-wheeled carriage, generally
well horsed, was familiar to us all, and recognisable.
How he maintained this equipage, for we are told what
“makes a mare to go,” it was hard to conceive,
for the generous man would positively refuse to take
fees from his more intimate friends, at least of the
literary class. With me, a very old friend and
patient, there was a perpetual battle. He set
his face against the two guinea fee, but humorously
held out for his strict guinea, and would not bate
the shilling. I have known him when a client presented
two sovereigns empty his pockets of silver and scrupulously
return nineteen shillings. And what an adviser
he was! What confidence he imparted! The
moment he bade you sit down and “tell him all
about it” you felt secure.
It was always delightful to meet him.
He had his moments of gloom, like most of his countrymen,
for he never lost his native “hall mark,”
and retained to the last that sort of wheedling tone
which is common in the South of Ireland. Yet
he had none of that good-natured insincerity, to which
a particular class of Irish are given. He was
thoroughly sincere and genuine, and ready to support
his words by deeds. His humour was racy.
As when the Prince of Wales was sympathising with
him on a false report of his death, adding, good naturedly,
“I really was afraid, Dr. Quain, that we had
lost you, and was thinking of sending a wreath.”
“Well, Sir,” said the medico, “recollect
that you are now committed to the wreath.”
I did not note, however, that when the event at last
took place the wreath was sent. I always fancied
that he was a disappointed man, and that he felt that
his high position had not been suitably recognised;
or at least that the recognition had been delayed.
The baronetcy came late. But what he had set
his heart upon, and claimed as his due, was the Presidency
of the College of Physicians. This he was always
near attaining, but men like Sir Andrew Clarke were
preferred to him. I was a special friend for
many years, and have had many a favoured “lift”
in his carriage when we were going the same way.
I was glad to be allowed to dedicate to him some volumes
of personal memoirs. The last time I met this
genial and amiable man was at the table of a well-known
law lord, whom he astonished considerably by addressing
me across the table all through dinner by my christian
name. He was at the time seriously ill, in his
last illness in fact, when, as he said, he had been
“tartured to death by their operations.”
He had good taste in art, was fond of the French school
of engraving, and was the friend and counsellor of
many an artist. He was of the old Dickens school,
of the coterie that included Maclise, Jerrold
and the rest.
Once, when he and his family were
staying close to Ipswich, I asked him to order me
a photograph of the Great White Horse Inn, noted as
the scene of Mr. Pickwick’s adventure, and to
my pleasure and astonishment found that he had commissioned
an artist to prepare a whole series of large photographs
depicting the old inn, both without and within, and
from every point of view. In this handsome way
he would oblige his friends. He was in immense
demand as a cheerful diner out.
I was amused by a cynical appreciation
of a friend and patient of his, uttered shortly after
his death. We had met and were lamenting his
loss. “Nothing, nobody can fill his place,”
he said. “It is sad to lose such
a friend.” “Indeed it is,”
said my companion, “I don’t know what
I shall do. No one else ever understood my constitution.
I really don’t know whom I am to go to now” and
he went his way in a pettish mood, as though his physician
had rather shabbily deserted him. Alas, is there
not much of this when one of these pleasant “specialists”
departs?
His faithful devotion to his old friend
Forster during that long illness was unflagging.
He could not cure, but he did all that was possible
by his unwearying attention to alleviate. How
often have I found the red chariot waiting at the
door, or when I was sitting with him would the door
open and the grave manservant announce “Sir
Rich-hard QUAIN.” His talk, gossip, news,
was part of the alleviation.
After all that must have been an almost
joyous moment that brought poor Forster his release
from those awful and intolerable days and nights of
agony, borne with a fortitude of which the world had
no conception. Eternal frightful spasms of coughing
day and night, together with other maladies of the
most serious kind. And yet, on the slightest
respite, this man of wonderful fortitude would turn
gay and festive, recover his spirits, and look forward
to some enjoyment, a dinner it might be, where he
was the old Forster once more, smiling enticingly
on his favourite ladies, and unflinchingly prepared
to go back to the night of horrors that awaited him!
Mrs. Forster, as her friends knew
well, was one of the sweetest women “under the
sun,” a sweetness brought out by contrast with
the obstreperous ways of her tempestuous mate.
Often when something went wrong, rather did not go
with the almost ideal smoothness at one of his many
banquets (and there never was a more generously hospitable
man), it was piteous to see her trying to smooth away
the incident with the certainty of inflaming the dictator,
and turning his wrath upon herself.
She knew well that not he, but his
malady, was accountable. She believed from her
heart in the duality of Forster. There was a hapless
page boy whose very presence and assumed stupidity
used to inflame his master to perfect Bersaker fits
of rage. The scenes were exquisitely ludicrous,
if painful; the contrast between the giant and the
object of his wrath, scared out of his life with terror,
was absolutely diverting. Thus the host would
murmur “Biscuits!” which was not heard
or not heeded; then louder and more sharply, “BIScuits!”
then a roar that made all start, “BIScuits!!”
Poor Mrs. Forster’s agitation was sad to see,
and between her and the butler the luckless lad was
somehow got from the room. This attendant was
an admirable comedy character, and in his way a typical
servant, stolid and reserved. No one could have
been so portentously sagacious as he looked.
It was admirable to see his unruffled calm during his
master’s outbursts when something had gone wrong
during the dinner. No violence could betray him
into anything but the most placid and correct replies.
There was something fine and pathetic in this, for
it showed that he also recognised that it was not
his true master that was thus raging. I recall
talking with him shortly after his master’s death.
After paying his character a fine tribute he spoke
of his illness. “You see, sir,” he
said at last, “what was at the bottom of it all
was he ’ad no staminer, no staminer NO
STAMINER, sir.” And he repeated the word
many times with enjoyment. I have no doubt he
picked it up at Forster’s table and it had struck
him as a good effective English word, spelled as he
pronounced it.
Such was John Forster.