It was quite by accident I discovered
this incredible invasion of Earth by lifeforms from
another planet. As yet, I haven’t done
anything about it; I can’t think of anything
to do. I wrote to the Government, and they sent
back a pamphlet on the repair and maintenance of frame
houses. Anyhow, the whole thing is known; I’m
not the first to discover it. Maybe it’s
even under control.
I was sitting in my easy-chair, idly
turning the pages of a paperbacked book someone had
left on the bus, when I came across the reference
that first put me on the trail. For a moment I
didn’t respond. It took some time for the
full import to sink in. After I’d comprehended,
it seemed odd I hadn’t noticed it right away.
The reference was clearly to a nonhuman
species of incredible properties, not indigenous to
Earth. A species, I hasten to point out, customarily
masquerading as ordinary human beings. Their disguise,
however, became transparent in the face of the following
observations by the author. It was at once obvious
the author knew everything. Knew everything and
was taking it in his stride. The line (and I tremble
remembering it even now) read:
... his eyes slowly roved
about the room.
Vague chills assailed me. I tried
to picture the eyes. Did they roll like dimes?
The passage indicated not; they seemed to move through
the air, not over the surface. Rather rapidly,
apparently. No one in the story was surprised.
That’s what tipped me off. No sign of amazement
at such an outrageous thing. Later the matter
was amplified.
... his eyes moved from person
to person.
There it was in a nutshell. The
eyes had clearly come apart from the rest of him and
were on their own. My heart pounded and my breath
choked in my windpipe. I had stumbled on an accidental
mention of a totally unfamiliar race. Obviously
non-Terrestrial. Yet, to the characters in the
book, it was perfectly natural which suggested
they belonged to the same species.
And the author? A slow suspicion
burned in my mind. The author was taking it rather
too easily in his stride. Evidently, he
felt this was quite a usual thing. He made absolutely
no attempt to conceal this knowledge. The story
continued:
... presently his eyes fastened
on Julia.
Julia, being a lady, had at least
the breeding to feel indignant. She is described
as blushing and knitting her brows angrily. At
this, I sighed with relief. They weren’t
all non-Terrestrials. The narrative continues:
... slowly, calmly, his eyes
examined every inch of her.
Great Scott! But here the girl
turned and stomped off and the matter ended.
I lay back in my chair gasping with horror. My
wife and family regarded me in wonder.
“What’s wrong, dear?” my wife asked.
I couldn’t tell her. Knowledge
like this was too much for the ordinary run-of-the-mill
person. I had to keep it to myself. “Nothing,”
I gasped. I leaped up, snatched the book, and
hurried out of the room.
In the garage, I continued reading.
There was more. Trembling, I read the next revealing
passage:
... he put his arm around
Julia. Presently she asked him if
he would remove his arm.
He immediately did so, with a smile.
It’s not said what was done
with the arm after the fellow had removed it.
Maybe it was left standing upright in the corner.
Maybe it was thrown away. I don’t care.
In any case, the full meaning was there, staring me
right in the face.
Here was a race of creatures capable
of removing portions of their anatomy at will.
Eyes, arms and maybe more. Without
batting an eyelash. My knowledge of biology came
in handy, at this point. Obviously they were
simple beings, uni-cellular, some sort of primitive
single-celled things. Beings no more developed
than starfish. Starfish can do the same thing,
you know.
I read on. And came to this incredible
revelation, tossed off coolly by the author without
the faintest tremor:
... outside the movie theater
we split up. Part of us went
inside, part over to the cafe
for dinner.
Binary fission, obviously. Splitting
in half and forming two entities. Probably each
lower half went to the cafe, it being farther, and
the upper halves to the movies. I read on, hands
shaking. I had really stumbled onto something
here. My mind reeled as I made out this passage:
... I’m afraid
there’s no doubt about it. Poor Bibney has
lost his head again.
Which was followed by:
... and Bob says he has utterly
no guts.
Yet Bibney got around as well as the
next person. The next person, however, was just
as strange. He was soon described as:
... totally lacking in brains.
There was no doubt of the thing in
the next passage. Julia, whom I had thought to
be the one normal person, reveals herself as also being
an alien life form, similar to the rest:
... quite deliberately, Julia
had given her heart to the
young man.
It didn’t relate what the final
disposition of the organ was, but I didn’t really
care. It was evident Julia had gone right on living
in her usual manner, like all the others in the book.
Without heart, arms, eyes, brains, viscera, dividing
up in two when the occasion demanded. Without
a qualm.
... thereupon she gave him
her hand.
I sickened. The rascal now had
her hand, as well as her heart. I shudder to
think what he’s done with them, by this time.
... he took her arm.
Not content to wait, he had to start
dismantling her on his own. Flushing crimson,
I slammed the book shut and leaped to my feet.
But not in time to escape one last reference to those
carefree bits of anatomy whose travels had originally
thrown me on the track:
... her eyes followed him
all the way down the road and
across the meadow.
I rushed from the garage and back
inside the warm house, as if the accursed things were
following me. My wife and children were playing
Monopoly in the kitchen. I joined them and played
with frantic fervor, brow feverish, teeth chattering.
I had had enough of the thing.
I want to hear no more about it. Let them come
on. Let them invade Earth. I don’t
want to get mixed up in it.
I have absolutely no stomach for it.