HOPES REVIVE
Mr Thomas Balls, butler to Sir Richard
Brandon, standing with his legs wide apart and his
hands under his coat tails in the servants’ hall,
delivered himself of the opinion that “things
was comin’ to a wonderful pass when Sir Richard
Brandon would condescend to go visitin’ of a
low family in Whitechapel.”
“But the family is no more low
than you are, Mr Balls,” objected Jessie Summers,
who, being not very high herself, felt that the remark
was slightly personal.
“Of course not, my dear,”
replied Balls, with a paternal smile. “I
did not for a moment mean that Mr Samuel Twitter was
low in an offensive sense, but in a social sense.
Sir Richard, you know, belongs to the hupper ten,
an’ he ’as not been used to associate with
people so much further down in the scale. Whether
he’s right or whether he’s wrong ain’t
for me to say. I merely remark that, things being
as they are, the master ’as come to a wonderful
pass.”
“It’s all along of Miss
Diana,” said Mrs Screwbury. “That
dear child ’as taken the firm belief into her
pretty ’ead that all people are equal in the
sight of their Maker, and that we should look on each
other as brothers and sisters, and you know she can
twist Sir Richard round her little finger, and she’s
taken a great fancy to that Twitter family ever since
she’s been introduced to them at that ’Ome
of Industry by Mr Welland, who used to be a great
friend of their poor boy that ran away. And Mrs
Twitter goes about the ’Ome, and among the poor
so much, and can tell her so many stories about poor
people, that she’s grown quite fond of her.”
“But we ain’t all
equal, Mrs Screwbury,” said the cook, recurring,
with some asperity, to a former remark, “an’
nothink you or anybody else can ever say will bring
me to believe it.”
“Quite right, cook,” said
Balls. “For instance, no one would ever
admit that I was as good a cook as you are, or that
you was equal to Mrs Screwbury as a nurse, or that
any of us could compare with Jessie Summers as a ’ouse-maid,
or that I was equal to Sir Richard in the matters
of edication, or station, or wealth. No, it is
in the more serious matters that concern our souls
that we are equal, and I fear that when Death comes,
he’s not very particular as to who it is he’s
cuttin’ down when he’s got the order.”
A ring at the bell cut short this
learned discourse. “That’s for the
cab,” remarked Mr Balls as he went out.
Now, while these things were taking
place at the “West-End,” in the “East-End”
the Twitters were assembled round the social board
enjoying themselves that is to say, enjoying
themselves as much as in the circumstances was possible.
For the cloud that Sammy’s disappearance had
thrown over them was not to be easily or soon removed.
Since the terrible day on which he
was lost, a settled expression of melancholy had descended
on the once cheery couple, which extended in varying
degree down to their youngest. Allusion was never
made to the erring one; yet it must not be supposed
he was forgotten. On the contrary, Sammy was
never out of his parents’ thoughts. They
prayed for him night and morning aloud, and at all
times silently. They also took every possible
step to discover their boy’s retreat, by means
of the ordinary police, as well as detectives whom
they employed for the purpose of hunting Sammy up:
but all in vain.
It must not be supposed, however,
that this private sorrow induced Mrs Twitter selfishly
to forget the poor, or intermit her labours among
them. She did not for an hour relax her efforts
in their behalf at George Yard and at Commercial Street.
At the Twitter social board which,
by the way, was spread in another house not far from
that which had been burned sat not only
Mr and Mrs Twitter and all the little Twitters, but
also Mrs Loper, who had dropped in just to make inquiries,
and Mrs Larrabel, who was anxious to hear what news
they had to tell, and Mr Crackaby, who was very sympathetic,
and Mr Stickler, who was oracular. Thus the small
table was full.
“Mariar, my dear,” said
Mr Twitter, referring to some remarkable truism which
his wife had just uttered, “we must just take
things as we find ‘em. The world is not
goin’ to change its course on purpose to please
us. Things might be worse, you know, and
when the spoke in your wheel is at its lowest there
must of necessity be a rise unless it stands still
altogether.”
“You’re right, Mr Twitter.
I always said so,” remarked Mrs Loper, adopting
all these sentiments with a sigh of resignation.
“If we did not submit to fortune when it is
adverse, why then we’d have to have
to ”
“Succumb to it,” suggested
Mrs Larrabel, with one of her sweetest smiles.
“No, Mrs Larrabel, I never succumb from
principle I never do so. The last thing that
any woman of good feeling ought to do is to succumb.
I would bow to it.”
“Quite right, ma’am, quite
right,” said Stickler, who now found time to
speak, having finished his first cup of tea and second
muffin; “to bow is, to say the least of it,
polite and simple, and is always safe, for it commits
one to nothing; but then, suppose that Fortune is impolite
and refuses to return the bow, what, I ask you, would
be the result?”
As Mrs Loper could not form the slightest
conception what the result would be, she replied with
a weak smile and a request for more sausage.
These remarks, although calculated
to enlist the sympathies of Crackaby and excite the
mental energies of Twitter, had no effect whatever
on those gentlemen, for the latter was deeply depressed,
and his friend Crackaby felt for him sincerely.
Thus the black sheep remained victorious in argument which
was not always the case.
Poor Twitter! He was indeed
at that time utterly crestfallen, for not only had
he lost considerably by the fire his house
having been uninsured but business in the
city had gone wrong somehow. A few heavy failures
had occurred among speculators, and as these had always
a row of minor speculators at their backs, like a
row of child’s bricks, which only needs the
fall of one to insure the downcome of all behind it,
there had been a general tumble of speculative bricks,
tailing off with a number of unspeculative ones, such
as tailors, grocers, butchers, and shopkeepers generally.
Mr Twitter was one of the unspeculative unfortunates,
but he had not come quite down. He had only been
twisted uncomfortably to one side, just as a toy brick
is sometimes seen standing up here and there in the
midst of surrounding wreck. Mr Twitter was not
absolutely ruined. He had only “got into
difficulties.”
But this was a small matter in his
and his good wife’s eyes compared with the terrible
fall and disappearance of their beloved Sammy.
He had always been such a good, obedient boy; and,
as his mother said, “so sensitive.”
It never occurred to Mrs Twitter that this sensitiveness
was very much the cause of his fall and disappearance,
for the same weakness, or cowardice, that rendered
him unable to resist the playful banter of his drinking
comrades, prevented him from returning to his family
in disgrace.
“You have not yet advertised, I think?”
said Crackaby.
“No, not yet,” answered
Twitter; “we cannot bear to publish it.
But we have set several detectives on his track.
In fact we expect one of them this very evening;
and I shouldn’t wonder if that was him,”
he added, as a loud knock was heard at the door.
“Please, ma’am,”
said the domestic, “Mr Welland’s at the
door with another gentleman. ’E says ’e
won’t come in ’e merely wishes
to speak to you for a moment.”
“Oh! bid ’em come in,
bid ’em come in,” said Mrs Twitter in the
exuberance of a hospitality which never turned any
one away, and utterly regardless of the fact that
her parlour was extremely small.
Another moment, and Stephen Welland
entered, apologising for the intrusion, and saying
that he merely called with Sir Richard Brandon, on
their way to the Beehive meeting, to ask if anything
had been heard of Sam.
“Come in, and welcome, do,”
said Mrs Twitter to Sir Richard, whose face had become
a not unfamiliar one at the Beehive meetings by that
time. “And Miss Diana, too! I’m
so glad you’ve brought her. Sit
down, dear. Not so near the door. To be
sure there ain’t much room anywhere else, but get
out of the way, Stickler.”
The black sheep hopped to one side
instantly, and Di was accommodated with his chair.
Stickler was one of those toadies who worship rank
for its own sake. If a lamp-post had been knighted
Stickler would have bowed down to it. If an
ass had been what he styled “barrow-knighted,”
he would have lain down and let it walk over him perhaps
would even have solicited a passing kick certainly
would not have resented one.
“Allow me, Sir Richard,”
he said, with some reference to the knight’s
hat.
“Hush, Stickler!” said Mrs Twitter.
The black sheep hushed, while the
bustling lady took the hat and placed it on the sideboard.
“Your stick, Sir Richard,” said Stickler,
“permit ”
“Hold your tongue, Stickler,” said Mrs
Twitter.
The black sheep held his tongue between
his teeth, and wished that some day he
might have the opportunity of punching Mrs Twitter’s
head, without, if possible, her knowing who did it.
Though thus reduced to silence, he cleared his throat
in a demonstratively subservient manner and awaited
his opportunity.
Sir Richard was about to apologise
for the intrusion when another knock was heard at
the outer door, and immediately after, the City Missionary,
John Seaward, came in. He evidently did not expect
to see company, but, after a cordial salutation to
every one, said that he had called on his way to the
meeting.
“You are heartily welcome.
Come in,” said Mrs Twitter, looking about for
a chair, “come, sit beside me, Mr Seaward, on
the stool. You’ll not object to a humble
seat, I know.”
“I am afraid,” said Sir
Richard, “that the meeting has much to answer
for in the way of flooding you with unexpected guests.”
“Oh! dear, no, sir, I love unexpected
guests the more unexpected the more I Molly,
dear,” (to her eldest girl), “take all
the children up-stairs.”
Mrs Twitter was beginning to get confused
in her excitement, but the last stroke of generalship
relieved the threatened block and her anxieties at
the same time.
“But what of Sam?” asked
young Welland in a low tone; “any news yet?”
“None,” said the poor
mother, suddenly losing all her vivacity, and looking
so pitifully miserable that the sympathetic Di incontinently
jumped off her chair, ran up to her, and threw her
arms round her neck.
“Dear, darling child,”
said Mrs Twitter, returning the embrace with interest.
“But I have brought you news,”
said the missionary, in a quiet voice which produced
a general hush.
“News!” echoed Twitter
with sudden vehemence. “Oh! Mr Seaward,”
exclaimed the poor mother, clasping her hands and turning
pale.
“Yes,” continued Seaward;
“as all here seem to be friends, I may tell
you that Sam has been heard of at last. He has
not, indeed, yet been found, but he has been seen
in the company of a man well-known as a rough disorderly
character, but who it seems has lately put on the blue
ribbon, so we may hope that his influence over Sam
will be for good instead of evil.”
An expression of intense thankfulness
escaped from the poor mother on hearing this, but
the father became suddenly much excited, and plied
the missionary with innumerable questions, which,
however, resulted in nothing, for the good reason
that nothing more was known.
At this point the company were startled
by another knock, and so persuaded was Mrs Twitter
that it must be Sammy himself, that she rushed out
of the room, opened the door, and almost flung herself
into the arms of Number 666.
“I I beg your pardon,
Mr Scott, I thought that ”
“No harm done, ma’am,” said Giles.
“May I come in?”
“Certainly, and most welcome.”
When the tall constable bowed his
head to pass under the ridiculously small doorway,
and stood erect in the still more ridiculously small
parlour, it seemed as though the last point of capacity
had been touched, and the walls of the room must infallibly
burst out. But they did not! Probably
the house had been built before domiciles warranted
to last twenty years had come into fashion.
“You have found him!”
exclaimed Mrs Twitter, clasping her hands and looking
up in Giles’s calm countenance with tearful eyes.
“Yes, ma’am, I am happy
to tell you that we have at last traced him.
I have just left him.”
“And does he know you have come
here? Is he expecting us?” asked the poor
woman breathlessly.
“Oh! dear, no, ma’am,
I rather think that if he knew I had come here, he
would not await my return, for the young gentleman
does not seem quite willing to come home. Indeed
he is not quite fit; excuse me.”
“How d’you know he’s
not willing?” demanded Mr Twitter, who felt a
rising disposition to stand up for Sammy.
“Because I heard him say so,
sir. I went into the place where he was, to
look for some people who are wanted, and saw your son
sitting with a well-known rough of the name of North,
who has become a changed man, however, and has put
on the blue ribbon. I knew North well, and recognised
your son at once. North seemed to have been trying
to persuade your boy to return,” ("bless him!
bless him!” from Mrs Twitter), “for I
heard him say as I passed `Oh! no, no, no,
I can never return home!’”
“Where is he? Take me
to him at once. My bonnet and shawl, Molly!”
“Pardon me, ma’am,”
said Giles. “It is not a very fit place
for a lady though there are some
ladies who go to low lodging-houses regularly to preach;
but unless you go for that purpose it ”
“Yes, my dear, it would be quite
out of place,” interposed Twitter. “Come,
it is my duty to go to this place. Can
you lead me to it, Mr Scott?”
“Oh! and I should like to go
too so much, so very much!”
It was little Di who spoke, but her
father said that the idea was preposterous.
“Pardon me, Sir Richard,”
said Mr Seaward, “this happens to be my night
for preaching in the common lodging-house where Mr
Scott says poor Sam is staying. If you choose
to accompany me, there is nothing to prevent your
little daughter going. Of course it would be
as well that no one whom the boy might recognise should
accompany us, but his father might go and stand at
the door outside, while the owner of the lodging might
be directed to tell Sam that some one wishes to see
him.”
“Your plan is pretty good, but
I will arrange my plans myself,” said Mr Twitter,
who suddenly roused himself to action with a degree
of vigour that carried all before it. “Go
and do your own part, Mr Seaward. Give no directions
to the proprietor of the lodging, and leave Sammy to
me. I will have a cab ready for him, and his
mother in the cab waiting, with a suit of his own
clothes. Are you ready?”
“Quite ready,” said the
missionary, amused as well as interested by the good
man’s sudden display of resolution. Mrs
Twitter, also, was reduced to silence by surprise,
as well as by submission. Sir Richard agreed
to go and take Di with him, if Giles promised to hold
himself in readiness within call.
“You see,” he said, “I
have been in similar places before now, but not
with my little child!”
As for Loper, Larrabel, Crackaby,
Stickler, and Company feeling that it would
be improper to remain after the host and hostess were
gone; that it would be equally wrong to offer to go
with them, and quite inappropriate to witness the
home-coming, they took themselves off, but
each resolved to flutter unseen in the neighbourhood
until he, or she, could make quite sure that the prodigal
had returned.
It was to one of the lowest of the
common lodging-houses that Sam Twitter the younger
had resorted on the night he had been discovered by
Number 666. That day he had earned sixpence by
carrying a carpet bag to a railway station.
One penny he laid out in bread, one penny in cheese.
With the remaining fourpence he could purchase the
right to sit in the lodging-house kitchen, and to
sleep in a bed in a room with thirty or forty homeless
ones like himself.
On his way to this abode of the destitute,
he was overtaken by a huge man with a little bit of
blue ribbon in his button-hole.
“Hallo! young feller,”
exclaimed the man, “you’re the chap that
was livin’ wi’ Ned Frog the night I called
to see ’im eh! Sam Twitter,
ain’t you?”
“Yes,” said young Sam,
blushing scarlet with alarm at the abruptness of the
question. “Yes, I am. T-Twitter is
my name. You’re the man that gave him
the Bible, are you not, whom he turned out of his house
for tryin’ to speak to him about his soul?”
“The same, young feller.
That’s me, an’ Reggie North is my name.
He’d ’ave ’ad some trouble
to turn me out once, though, but I’ve
given up quarrellin’ and fightin’ now,
havin’ enlisted under the banner of the Prince
of Peace,” replied the man, who was none other
than our Bible-salesman, the man who contributed the
memorable speech “Bah!” and
“Pooh!” at the Gospel-temperance meeting.
“Where are you going?”
Sam, who never could withhold information
or retain a secret if asked suddenly, gave the name
of the common lodging-house to which he was bound.
“Well, I’m going there too, so come along.”
Sam could not choose but go with the
man. He would rather have been alone, but could
not shake him off.
Entering, they sat down at a table
together near the kitchen fire, and North, pulling
out of his pocket a small loaf, cut it in two and offered
Sam half.
Several men were disputing in the
box or compartment next to them, and as they made
a great noise, attracting the attention of all around,
North and his friend Sam were enabled the more easily
to hold confidential talk unnoticed, by putting their
heads together and chatting low as they ate their
frugal meal.
“What made you leave Ned?” asked North.
“How did you know I’d left him?”
“Why, because if you was still with him you
wouldn’t be here!”
This was so obvious that Sam smiled;
but it was a sad apology for a smile.
“I left him, because he constantly
offered me beer, and I’ve got such an awful
desire for beer now, somehow, that I can’t resist
it, so I came away. And there’s no chance
of any one offering me beer in this place.”
“Not much,” said North,
with a grin. “But, young feller,”
(and there was something earnestly kind in the man’s
manner here), “if you feel an awful desire
for drink, you’d better put on this.”
He touched his bit of blue ribbon.
“No use,” returned Sam,
sorrowfully, “I once put it on, and and I’ve
broke the pledge.”
“That’s bad, no doubt;
but what then?” returned North; “are we
never to tell the truth any more ’cause once
we told a lie? Are we never to give up swearin’
’cause once we uttered a curse? The Lord
is able to save us, no matter how much we may have
sinned. Why, sin is the very thing He saves
us from if we’ll only come to Him.”
Sam shook his head, but the manner
of the man had attracted him, and eventually he told
all his story to him. Reggie North listened
earnestly, but the noise of the disputants in the next
box was so great that they rose, intending to go to
a quieter part of the large room. The words they
heard at the moment, however, arrested them.
The speaker was, for such a place, a comparatively
well-dressed man, and wore a top-coat. He was
discoursing on poverty and its causes.
“It is nothing more nor less,”
he said, with emphasis, “than the absence of
equality that produces so much poverty.”
“Hear! hear!” cried several
voices, mingled with which, however, were the scoffing
laughs of several men who knew too well and bitterly
that the cause of their poverty was not the absence
of equality, but, drink with improvidence.
“What right,” asked the
man, somewhat indignantly, “what right has Sir
Crossly Cowel, for instance, the great capitalist,
to his millions that ’e don’t know what
to do with, when we’re starvin’?”
(Hear!) “He didn’t earn these millions;
they was left to ‘im by his father, an’
he didn’t earn ’em, nor did his
grandfather, or his great-grandfather, and so, back
an’ back to the time of the robber who came over
with William the greatest robber of all an’
stole the money, or cattle, from our forefathers.”
(Hear! hear!) “An’ what right has Lord
Lorrumdoddy to the thousands of acres of land he’s
got?” (`Ha! you may say that!’ from an
outrageously miserable-looking man, who seemed too
wretched to think, and only spoke for a species of
pastime.) “What right has he, I say, to his
lands? The ministers of religion, too, are to
be blamed, for they toady the rich and uphold the
unjust system. My friends, it is these rich
capitalists and landowners who oppress the people.
What right have they, I ask again, to their wealth,
when the inmates of this house, and thousands of others,
are ill-fed and in rags? If I had my way,”
(Hear! hear! and a laugh), “I would distribute
the wealth of the country, and have no poor people
at all such as I see before me such as
this poor fellow,” (laying his hand on the shoulder
of the outrageously miserable man, who said `Just
so’ feebly, but seemed to shrink from his touch).
“Do I not speak the truth?” he added,
looking round with the air of a man who feels that
he carries his audience with him.
“Well, mister, I ain’t
just quite clear about that,” said Reggie North,
rising up and looking over the heads of those in front
of him. There was an immediate and complete
silence, for North had both a voice and a face fitted
to command attention. “I’m not a
learned man, you see, an’ hain’t studied
the subjec’, but isn’t there a line in
the Bible which says, `Blessed are they that consider
the poor?’ Now it do seem to me that if we
was all equally rich, there would be no poor to consider,
an’ no rich to consider ’em!”
There was a considerable guffaw at
this, and the argumentative man was about to reply,
but North checked him with
“’Old on, sir, I ain’t
done yet. You said that Sir Cowley Cross ”
“Crossly Cowel,” cried his opponent, correcting.
“I ax your pardon; Sir Crossly
Cowel that ’e ’ad no right to
’is millions, ’cause ’e didn’t
earn ’em, and because ’is father left ’em
to ’im. Now, I ’ad a grandmother
with one eye, poor thing but of coorse
that’s nothin’ to do wi’ the argiment an’
she was left a fi’ pun note by ’er
father as ‘ad a game leg though that’s
nothin’ to do wi’ the argiment neither.
Now, what puzzles me is, that if Sir Cow Cross ”
A great shout of laughter interrupted
North here, for he looked so innocently stupid, that
most of the audience saw he was making game of the
social reformer.
“What puzzles me is,”
continued North, “that if Sir Crossly Cowel ’as
no right to ’is millions, my old grandmother
’ad no right to ‘er fi’ pun
note!” ("Hear, hear,” and applause.) “I
don’t know nothin’ about that there big
thief Willum you mentioned, nor yet Lord Lorrumdoddy,
not bein’ ’ighly connected, you see, mates,
but no doubt this gentleman believes in ’is
principles ”
“Of course I does,” said the social reformer
indignantly.
“Well, then,” resumed
North, suddenly throwing off his sheepish look and
sternly gazing at the reformer while he pointed to
the outrageously miserable man, who had neither coat,
vest, shoes, nor socks, “do you see that man?
If you are in earnest, take off your coat and give
it to him. What right have you to two coats when
he has none?”
The reformer looked surprised, and
the proposal was received with loud laughter; all
the more that he seemed so little to relish the idea
of parting with one of his coats in order to prove
the justice of his principles, and his own sincerity.
To give his argument more force, Reggie
North took a sixpence from his pocket and held it
up.
“See here, mates, when I came
to this house I said to myself, `The Lord ‘as
given me success to-day in sellin’ His word,’ you
know, some of you, that I’m a seller of Bibles
and Testaments?”
“Ay, ay, old boy. We know you,”
said several voices.
“And I wasn’t always that,” added
North.
“That’s true, anyhow,” said
a voice with a laugh.
“Well. For what I was,
I might thank drink and a sinful heart. For
what I am I thank the Lord. But, as I was goin’
to say, I came here intendin’ to give this sixpence it
ain’t much, but it’s all I can spare to
some poor feller in distress, for I practise what I
preach, and I meant to do it in a quiet way.
But it seems to me that, seein’ what’s
turned up, I’ll do more good by givin’
it in a public way so, there it is, old
man,” and he put the sixpence on the table in
front of the outrageously miserable man, who could
hardly believe his eyes.
The change to an outrageously jovial
man, with the marks of misery still strong upon him,
was worthy of a pantomime, and spoke volumes; for,
small though the sum might seem to Sir Crossly Cowel,
or Lord Lorrumdoddy, it represented a full instead
of an empty stomach and a peaceful instead of a miserable
night to one wreck of humanity.
The poor man swept the little coin
into his pocket and rose in haste with a “thank
’ee,” to go out and invest it at once,
but was checked by North.
“Stop, stop, my fine fellow!
Not quite so fast. If you’ll wait till
I’ve finished my little business here, I’ll
take you to where you’ll get some warm grub
for nothin’, and maybe an old coat too.”
Encouraged by such brilliant prospects, the now jovially-miserable
man sat down and waited while North and Sam went to
a more retired spot near the door, where they resumed
the confidential talk that had been interrupted.
“The first thing you must do,
my boy,” said North, kindly, “is to return
to your father’s ‘ouse; an’ that
advice cuts two ways ’eaven-ward an’
earth-ward.”
“Oh! no, no, no, I can
never return home,” replied Sam, hurriedly, and
thinking only of the shame of returning in his wretched
condition to his earthly father.
It was at this point that the couple
had come under the sharp stern eye of Number 666,
who, as we have seen, went quietly out and conveyed
the information direct to the Twitter family.