MY CIRCUMSTANCES BEGIN TO BRIGHTEN.
“Robin,” said old Mrs
Willis from her bed, in the wheeziest of voices.
“Who’s Robin, granny?”
demanded young Slidder, in some surprise, looking
over his shoulder as he stooped at the fire to stir
a pan of gruel.
“You are Robin,” returned
the old lady following up the remark with a feeble
sneeze. “I can’t stand Slidder.
It is such an ugly name. Besides, you ought
to have a Christian name, child. Don’t
you like Robin?”
The boy chuckled a little as he stirred the gruel.
“Vell, I ain’t had it
long enough to ’ave made up my mind
on the p’int, but you may call me wot you please,
granny, s’long as you don’t swear.
I’ll answer to Robin, or Bobin, or Dobin, or
Nobin, or Flogin no, by the way, I won’t
answer to Flogin. I don’t like that.
But why call me Robin?”
“Ah!” sighed the old woman,
“because I once had a dear little son so named.
He died when he was about your age, and your kindly
ways are so like his that ”
“Hallo, granny!” interrupted
Slidder, standing up with a look of intense surprise,
“are you took bad?”
“No. Why?”
“‘Cause you said suthin’ about my
ways that looks suspicious.”
“Did I, Robin? I didn’t
mean to. But as I was saying, I’d like
to call you Robin because it reminds me of my little
darling who is now in heaven. Ah! Robin
was so gentle, and loving, and tender, and true, and
kind. He was a good boy!”
A wheezing, which culminated in another
feeble sneeze, here silenced the poor old thing.
For some minutes after that Slidder
devoted himself to vigorous stirring of the gruel,
and to repressed laughter, which latter made him very
red in the face, and caused his shoulders to heave
convulsively. At last he sought relief in occasional
mutterings.
“On’y think!” he
said, quoting Mrs Willis’s words, in a scarcely
audible whisper, “`so gentle, an’ lovin’,
an’ tender, an’ true, an’ kind’ an’
sitch a good boy too an’ my
kindly ways is like his, are they? Well,
well, Mrs W, it’s quite clear that a loo-natic
asylum must be your native ’ome arter this.”
“What are you muttering about, Robin?”
“Nuffin’ partikler, granny.
On’y suthin’ about your futur’
prospec’s. The gruel’s ready, I think.
Will you ’ave it now, or vait till you
get it?”
“There even in your
little touches of humour you’re so like him!”
said the old woman, with a mingled smile and sneeze,
as she slowly rose to a sitting posture, making a
cone of the bedclothes with her knees, on which she
laid her thin hands.
“Come now, old ‘ooman,”
said Slidder seriously, “if you go on jokin’
like that you’ll make me larf and spill your
gruel p’raps let it fall bash on
the floor. There! Don’t let it tumble
off your knees, now; I’d adwise you to lower
’em for the time bein’. Here’s
the spoon; it ain’t as bright as I could wish,
but you can’t expect much of pewter; an’
the napkin that’s your sort; an’
the bit of bread which it isn’t too
much for a ’ealthy happetite. Now then,
granny, go in and win!”
“So like,” murmured
the old woman, as she gazed in Slidder’s face.
“And it is so good of you to give up your play
and come to look after a helpless old creature like
me.”
“Yes, it is wery good
of me,” assented the boy, with an air of profound
gravity; “I was used to sleep under a damp archway
or in a wet cask, now I slumbers in a ’ouse
by a fire, under a blankit. Vunce on a time
I got wittles any’ow sometimes didn’t
get ’em at all; now I ’ave
’em riglar, as well as good, an’ ’ot.
In wot poets call `the days gone by’ an’
nights too, let me tell you I wos kicked
an’ cuffed by everybody, an’ ’unted
to death by bobbies. Now I’m let
alone! ’Eavenly condition let
alone! sometimes even complimented with such
pleasant greetings as `Go it, Ginger!’ or `Does
your mother know you’re out?’ Oh yes,
granny! I made great sacrifices, I did, w’en
I come ’ere to look arter you!”
Mrs Willis smiled, sneezed, and began
her gruel. Slidder, who looked at her with deep
interest, was called away by a knock at the door.
Opening it he beheld a tall footman, with a parcel
in his hand.
“Does a Mrs Willis live here?” he asked.
“No,” replied Slidder;
“a Mrs Willis don’t live here, but the
Mrs Willis the on’y one vurth speakin’
of does.”
“Ah!” replied the man,
with a smile for he was an amiable footman “and
I suppose you are young Slidder?”
“I am Mister Slidder,
sir! And I would ’ave you remember,”
said the urchin, with dignity, “that every Englishman’s
’ouse is his castle, and that neither imperence
nor flunkies ’as a right to enter.”
“Indeed!” exclaimed the
man, with affected surprise, “then I’m
afraid this castle can’t be a strong one, or
it ain’t well guarded, for `Imperence’
got into it somehow when you entered.”
“Good, good!” returned
the boy, with the air of a connoisseur; “that’s
worthy of the East End. You should ’ave
bin one of us. Now then, old six-foot!
wot’s your business?”
“To deliver this parcel.”
“’And it over, then.”
“But I am also to see Mrs Willis, and ask how
she is.”
“Walk in, then, an’ wipe
your feet. We ain’t got a door-mat to-day.
It’s a-comin’, like Christmas; but you
may use the boards in the meantime.”
The footman turned out to be a pleasant,
gossipy man, and soon won the hearts of old Mrs Willis
and her young guardian. He had been sent, he
said, by a Dr McTougall with a parcel containing wine,
tea, sugar, rice, and a few other articles of food,
and with a message that the doctor would call and
see Mrs Willis that afternoon.
“Deary me, that’s very
kind,” said the old woman; “but I wonder
why he sent such things to me, and who told him I
was in want of ’em?”
“It was a young gentleman who
rescued most of the doctor’s family from a fire
last night. His name, I believe, is Mellon ”
“Wot! Doctor John Mellon?”
exclaimed Slidder, with widening eyes.
“Whether he’s John or
doctor I cannot tell. All I know is that he’s
Mister Mellon, and he’s bin rather knocked
up by But, bless me, I forgot: I was
to say nothing about the the fire till Dr
McTougall had seen you. How stoopid of me; but
things will slip out!”
He stopped abruptly, and placed his
brown paper parcel on the bed.
“Now, I say, look here, Mister
Six-foot or wotever’s your name,” said
Slidder, with intense eagerness. “It’s
of no use your tyin’ up the mouth o’ the
bag now. The cat’s got out an’ can’t
be got in again by no manner o’ means.
Just make a clean breast of it, an’ tell it
all out like a man, there’s a good
feller! If you don’t, I’ll tell Dr
McTougall that you gave me an’ the old lady a
full, true, an’ partikler account o’ the
whole affair, from the fust bustin’ out o’
the flames, an’ the calling o’ the ingines,
to the last crash o’ the fallin’ roof,
and the roastin’ alive of the ’ousehold
cat. I will, as sure as you’re a six-foot
flunkey!”
Thus adjured and threatened, the gossipy
footman made a clean breast of it. He told them
how that I had acted like a hero at the fire, and
then, after giving, in minute detail, an account of
all that the reader already knows, he went on to say
that the whole family, except Dr McTougall, was laid
up with colds; that the governess was in a high fever;
that the maid-servants, having been rescued on the
shoulders of firemen from the attics, were completely
broken down in their nerves; and that I had received
an injury to my right leg, which, although I had said
nothing about it on the night of the fire, had become
so much worse in the morning that I could scarcely
walk across the room. In these circumstances,
he added, Dr McTougall had agreed to visit my poor
people for me until I should recover.
“You see,” continued the
footman, “I only heard a little of their conversation.
Dr McTougall was saying when I come into the room:
`Well, Mr Mellon,’ he said, `you must of necessity
remain where you are, and you could not, let me tell
you, be in better quarters. I will look after
your patients till you are able to go about again which
won’t be long, I hope and I’ll
make a particular note of your old woman, and send
her some wine and things immediately.’
I suppose he meant you, ma’am,” added
the footman, “but having to leave the room again
owing to some of the children howling for jam and pudding,
I heard no more.”
Having thus delivered himself of his
tale and parcel, the tall footman took his leave with
many expressions of good-will.
“Now, granny,” remarked
young Slidder, as he untied the parcel, and spread
its contents on the small deal table, “I’ve
got a wague suspicion that the ’ouse w’ich
’as gone to hashes is the wery ’ouse in
w’ich Dr Mellon put his little dog last night.
’Cause why? Ain’t it the same identical
street, an’ the same side o’ the street,
and about the same part o’ the street?
An’ didn’t both him and me forgit to ask
the name o’ the people o’ the ’ouse,
or to look at the number so took up was
we with partin’ from Punch? Wot more nat’ral
than for him to go round on ’is way back to
look at the ‘ouse supposin’
he was too late to call? Then, didn’t that
six-footer say a terrier dog was reskooed from
the lower premises? To be sure there’s
many a terrier dog in London, but then didn’t
he likewise say that the gov’ness o’ the
family is a pretty gal? Wot more likely than
that she’s my young lady? All that,
you see, granny, is what the magistrates would call
presumptuous evidence. But I’ll go and
inquire for myself this wery evenin’ w’en
you’re all settled an comf’rable, an’
w’en I’ve got Mrs Jones to look arter you.”
That evening, accordingly, when Robin
Slidder as I shall now call him
was away making his inquiries, Dr McTougall called
on Mrs Willis. She was very weak and low at
the time. The memory of her lost Edie had been
heavy upon her, and she felt strangely disinclined
to talk. The kindly doctor did not disturb her
more than was sufficient to fully investigate her
case.
When about to depart he took Mrs Jones into the passage.
“Now, my good woman,”
he said, “I hope you will see the instructions
you heard me give to Mrs Willis carried out.
She is very low, but with good food and careful nursing
may do well. Can you give her much of your time?”
“La, sir! yes. I’m
a lone woman, sir, with nothin’ to do but take
care of myself; an’ I’m that fond of Mrs
Willis she’s like my own mother.”
“Very good. And what of
this boy who has come to live with her? D’you
think he is steady to be depended on?”
“Indeed I do, sir!” replied
Mrs Jones, with much earnestness. “Though
he did come from nowheres in partiklar, an’ don’t
b’long to nobody, he’s a good boy, is
little Slidder, and a better nurse you’ll not
find in all the hospitals.”
“I wish I had found him at home.
Will you give him this card, and tell him to call
on me to-morrow morning between eight and nine?
Let him ask particularly for me Dr McTougall.
I’m not in my own house, but in a friend’s
at present; I was burnt out of my house last night.”
“Oh, sir!” exclaimed Mrs Jones with a
shocked expression.
“Yes; accidents will happen,
you know, to the most careful among us, Mrs Jones,”
said the little doctor, with a smile, as he drew on
his gloves. “Good evening. Take
care of your patient now; I’m much interested
in her case because of the young doctor
who visits her sometimes.”
“Dr Mellon?” exclaimed the woman.
“Yes. You know him?”
“Know him! I should think
I do! He has great consideration for the poor.
Ah! he is a gentleman, is Mr Mellon!”
“He is more than a gentleman,
Mrs Jones,” said the little doctor with a kindly
nod, as he turned and hurried away.
It may perhaps seem to savour of vanity
and egotism my recording this conversation, but I
do it chiefly for the purpose of showing how much of
hearty gratitude there is for mere trifles among the
poor, for the woman who was thus complimentary to
me never received a farthing of money from my hands,
and I am not aware of having ever taken any notice
of her, except now and then wishing her a respectful
good-evening, and making a few inquiries as to her
health.
That night Dr McTougall came to me,
on returning from his rounds, to report upon my district.
I was in bed at the time, and suffering considerable
pain from my bruised and swollen limb. Dumps
was lying at my feet dried, refreshed,
and none the worse for his adventures. I may
mention that I occupied a comfortable room in the house
of the “City man,” who insisted on my
staying with him until I should be quite able to walk
to my lodgings. As Dr McTougall had taken my
district, a brief note to Mrs Miff, my landlady, relieved
my mind of all anxieties, professional and domestic,
so that my doggie and I could enjoy ourselves as well
as the swollen leg would permit.
“My dear young friend,”
said the little doctor, as he entered, “your
patients are all going on admirably, and as I mean
to send my assistant to them regularly, you may make
your mind quite easy. I’ve seen your old
woman too, and she is charming. I don’t
wonder you lost your heart to her. Your young
protege, however, was absent the
scamp! but he had provided a good nurse
to take his place in the person of Mrs Jones.”
“I know her well,”
said I; “she is a capital nurse. Little
Slidder has, I am told, been here in your absence,
but unfortunately the maid who opened the door to
him would not let him see me, as I happened to be
asleep at the time. However, he’ll be sure
to call again. But you have not told me yet
how Miss Blythe is.”
“Well, I’ve not had time
to tell you,” replied the doctor, with a smile.
“I’m sorry to say she is rather feverish;
the excitement and exposure to the night air were
a severe trial to her, for although she is naturally
strong, it is not long since she recovered from a severe
illness. Nothing, however, surprises me so much
as the way in which my dear wife has come through
it all. It seems to have given her quite a turn
in the right direction. Why, she used to be as
timid as a mouse! Now she scoffs at burglars.
After what occurred last night she says she will
fear nothing under the sun. Isn’t it odd?
As for the children, I’m afraid the event has
roused all that is wild and savage in their natures!
They were kicking up a horrible shindy when I passed
the dining-room the hospital, as Dobson
calls it so I opened the door and peeped
in. There they were, all standing up on their
beds, shouting `Fire! fire! p’leece! p’leece! engines!
escapes! Come qui-i-i-ck!’
“`Silence!’ I shouted.
“`Oh, papa!’ they screamed,
in delight, `what do you think we’ve had
for supper?’
“`Well, what?’
“`Pudding and jam-pudding and jam nearly
all jam!’
“Then they burst again into
a chorus of yells for engines and fire-escapes, while
little Dolly’s voice rang high above the rest
`Pudding and dam! all dam! p’leece!
p’leece! fire and feeves!’ as I shut the
door.
“But now, a word in your ear
before I leave you for the night. Perhaps it
may not surprise you to be told that I have an extensive
practice. After getting into a new house, which
I must do immediately, I shall want an assistant,
who may in course of time, perhaps, become a partner.
D’you understand? Are you open to a proposal?”
“My dear sir,” said I,
“your kindness is very great, but you know that
I am not yet ”
“Yes, yes, I know all about
that. I merely wish to inject an idea into your
brain, and leave it there to fructify. Go to
sleep now, my dear young fellow, and let me wish you
agreeable dreams.”
With a warm squeeze of the hand, and
a pleasant nod, my new friend said good-night, and
left me to my meditations.