Then he gave them an account of the
famous moon hoax, which came out in 1835.
It was full of the most barefaced absurdities, yet
people swallowed it all; and even Arago is said
to have treated it seriously as a thing that
could not well be true, for Mr. Herschel would
have certainly notified him of these marvellous discoveries.
The writer of it had not troubled himself to invent
probabilities, but had borrowed his scenery from
the ‘Arabian Nights’ and his lunar
inhabitants from ’Peter Wilkins.’ OLIVER
WENDELL HOLMES (in The Poet at the Breakfast-Table).
In one of the earliest numbers of
’Macmillan’s Magazine, the late Professor
De Morgan, in an article on Scientific Hoaxing, gave
a brief account of the so-called ’lunar hoax’ an
instance of scientific trickery frequently mentioned,
though probably few are familiar with the real facts.
De Morgan himself possessed a copy of the second English
edition of the pamphlet, published in London in 1836.
But the original pamphlet edition, published in America
in September 1835, is not easily to be obtained.
The proprietors of the New York ‘Sun,’
in which the fictitious narrative first appeared,
published an edition of 60,000 copies, and every copy
was sold in less than a month. Lately a single
copy of that edition was sold for three dollars seventy-five
cents.
The pamphlet is interesting in many
respects, and I propose to give here a brief account
of it. But first it may be well to describe briefly
the origin of the hoax.
It is said that after the French revolution
of 1830 Nicollet, a French astronomer of some repute,
especially for certain lunar observations of a very
delicate and difficult kind, left France in debt and
also in bad odour with the republican party.
According to this story, Arago the astronomer was
especially obnoxious to Nicollet, and it was as much
with the view of revenging himself on his foe as from
a wish to raise a little money that Nicollet wrote
the moon-fable. It is said further that Arago
was entrapped, as Nicollet desired, and circulated
all over Paris the wonders related in the pamphlet,
until Nicollet wrote to his friend Bouvard explaining
the trick. So runs the story, but the story cannot
be altogether true. Nicollet may have prepared
the narrative and partly written it, but there are
passages in the pamphlet as published in America which
no astronomer could have written. Possibly there
is some truth in De Morgan’s supposition that
the original work was French. This may have been
Nicollet’s: and the American edition was
probably enlarged by the translator, who, according
to this account, was Richard Alton Locke, to whom
in America the whole credit, or discredit, of the
hoax is commonly attributed. There can be no doubt
that either the French version was much more carefully
designed than the American, or there was no truth
in the story that Arago was deceived by the narrative;
for in its present form the story, though clever, could
not for an instant have deceived any one acquainted
with the most elementary laws of optics. The
whole story turns on optical rather than on astronomical
considerations; but every astronomer of the least skill
is acquainted with the principles on which the construction
of optical instruments depends. Though the success
of the deception recently practised on M. Chasles
by the forger of the Pascal papers has been regarded
as showing how easily mathematicians may be entrapped,
yet even M. Chasles would not have been deceived by
bad mathematics; and Arago, a master of the science
of optics, could not but have detected optical blunders
which would be glaring to the average Cambridge undergraduate.
But let us turn to the story itself.
The account opens with a passage unmistakably
from an American hand, though purporting, be it remembered,
to be quoted from the ’Supplement to the Edinburgh
Journal of Science.’ ’In this unusual
addition to our journal, we have the happiness of
making known to the British public, and thence to
the whole civilised world, recent discoveries in astronomy
which will build an imperishable monument to the age
in which we live, and confer upon the present generation
of the human race a proud distinction through all
future time. It has been poetically said’
[where and by whom?] ’that the stars of heaven
are the hereditary regalia of man, as the intellectual
sovereign of the animal creation. He may now
fold the zodiac around him with a loftier consciousness
of his mental supremacy.’ To the American
mind enwrapment in the star-jewelled zodiac may appear
as natural as their ordinary oratorical references
to the star-spangled banner; but the idea is essentially
transatlantic, and not even the most poetical European
astronomer could have risen to such a height of imagery.
Passing over several pages of introductory
matter, we come to the description of the method by
which a telescope of sufficient magnifying power to
show living creatures in the moon was constructed by
Sir John Herschel. It had occurred, it would
seem, to the elder Herschel to construct an improved
series of parabolic and spherical reflectors ’uniting
all the meritorious points in the Gregorian and Newtonian
instruments, with the highly interesting achromatic
discovery of Dolland’(sic). [This is
much as though one should say that a clever engineer
had conceived the idea of constructing an improved
series of railway engines, combining all the meritorious
points in stationary and locomotive engines, with
Isaac Watts’ highly ingenious discovery
of screw propulsion. For the Gregorian and Newtonian
instruments simply differ in sending the rays received
from the great mirror in different directions, and
Dolland’s discovery relates to the ordinary forms
of telescopes with large lens, not with large mirror.]
However, accumulating infirmities and eventually death
prevented Sir William Herschel from applying his plan,
which ’evinced the most profound research in
optical science, and the most dexterous ingenuity in
mechanical contrivance. But his son, Sir John
Herschel, nursed and cradled in the observatory, and
a practical astronomer from his boyhood, determined
upon testing it at whatever cost. Within two years
of his father’s death he completed his new apparatus,
and adapted it to the old telescope with nearly perfect
success.’ A short account of the observations
made with this instrument, now magnifying six thousand
times, follows, in which most of the astronomical statements
are very correctly and justly worded, being, in fact,
borrowed from a paper by Sir W. Herschel on observation
of the moon with precisely that power.
But this great improvement upon all
former telescopes still left the observer at a distance
of forty miles from the moon; and at that distance
no object less than about twenty yards in diameter
could be distinguished, and even objects of that size
’would appear only as feeble, shapeless points.’
Sir John ’had the satisfaction to know that
if he could leap astride a cannon-ball, and travel
upon its wings of fury for the respectable period
of several millions of years, he would not obtain
a more enlarged view of the more distant stars than
he could now possess in a few minutes of time; and
that it would require an ultra-railroad speed of fifty
miles an hour for nearly the livelong year, to secure
him a more favourable inspection of the gentle luminary
of the night;’ but ’the exciting question
whether this “observed” of all the sons
of men, from the days of Eden to those of Edinburgh,
be inhabited by beings, like ourselves, of consciousness
and curiosity, was left to the benevolent index of
natural analogy, or to the severe tradition that the
moon is tenanted only by the hoary solitaire,
whom the criminal code of the nursery had banished
thither for collecting fuel on the Sabbath-day.’
But the time had arrived when the great discovery
was to be made, by which at length the moon could be
brought near enough, by telescopic power, for living
creatures on her surface to be seen if any exist.
The account of the sudden discovery
of the new method, during a conversation between Sir
John Herschel and Sir David Brewster, is one of the
most cleverly conceived (though also one of the absurdest)
passages in the pamphlet. ’About three
years ago, in the course of a conversational discussion
with Sir David Brewster upon the merits of some ingenious
suggestions by the latter, in his article on Optics
in the “Edinburgh Encyclopædia,” ,
for improvements in Newtonian reflectors, Sir John
Herschel adverted to the convenient simplicity of
the old astronomical telescopes that were without tubes,
and the object-glass of which, placed upon a high
pole, threw the focal image to a distance of 150 and
even 200 feet. Dr. Brewster readily admitted that
a tube was not necessary, provided the focal image
were conveyed into a dark apartment and there properly
received by reflectors.... The conversation then
became directed to that all-invincible enemy, the
paucity of light in powerful magnifiers. After
a few moments’ silent thought, Sir John diffidently
enquired whether it would not be possible to effect
a transfusion of artificial light through the focal
object of vision! Sir David, somewhat startled
at the originality of the idea, paused awhile, and
then hesitatingly referred to the refrangibility of
rays, and the angle of incidence. Sir John, grown
more confident, adduced the example of the Newtonian
reflector, in which the refrangibility was corrected
by the second speculum, and the angle of incidence
restored by the third.’
All this part of the narrative is
simply splendid in absurdity. Hesitating references
to refrangibility and the angle of incidence would
have been sheerly idiotic under the supposed circumstances;
and in the Newtonian reflector (which has only two
specula or mirrors) there is no refrangibility
to be corrected; apart from which, ’correcting
refrangibility’ has no more meaning than ’restoring
the angle of incidence.’
’"And,” continued Sir
John, “why cannot the illuminating microscope,
say the hydro-oxygen, be applied to render distinct,
and, if necessary, even to magnify, the focal object?”
Sir David sprung from his chair’ [and well he
might, though not] ’in an ecstasy of conviction,
and, leaping half-way to the ceiling, exclaimed, “Thou
art the man!” Each philosopher anticipated the
other in presenting the prompt illustration that if
the rays of the hydro-oxygen microscope, passed through
a drop of water containing the larvae of a gnat and
other objects invisible to the naked eye, rendered
them not only keenly but firmly magnified to dimensions
of many feet; so could the same artificial light,
passed through the faintest focal object of a telescope,
both distinctify (to coin a new word for an extraordinary
occasion) and magnify its feeblest component members.
The only apparent desideratum was a recipient for the
focal image which should transfer it, without refranging
it, to the surface on which it was to be viewed under
the revivifying light of the microscopic reflectors.’
Singularly enough, the idea here mentioned
does not appear to many so absurd as it is in reality.
It is known that the image formed by the large lens
of an ordinary telescope or the large mirror of a reflecting
telescope is a real image; not a merely virtual image
like that which is seen in a looking-glass. It
can be received on a sheet of paper or other white
surface just as the image of surrounding objects can
be thrown upon the white table of the camera
obscura. It is this real image, in fact,
which we look at in using a telescope of any sort,
the portion of such a telescope nearest to the eye
being in reality a microscope for viewing the image
formed by the great lens or mirror, as the case may
be. And it does not seem to some altogether absurd
to speak of illuminating this image by transfused
light, or of casting by means of an illuminating microscope
a vastly enlarged picture of this image upon a screen.
But of course the image being simply formed by the
passage of rays (which originally came from the object
whose image they form) through a certain small space,
to send other rays (coming from some other
luminous object) through the same small space, is not
to improve, but, so far as any effect is produced
at all, to impair, the distinctness of the image.
In fact, if these illuminating rays reached the eye,
they would seriously impair the distinctness of the
image. Their effect may be compared exactly with
the effect of rays of light cast upon the image in
a camera obscura; and, to see what the effect
of such rays would be, we need only consider why it
is that the camera is made ‘obscura,’
or dark. The effect of the transfusion of light
through a telescopic image may be easily tried by
any one who cares to make the experiment. He
has only to do away with the tube of his telescope
(substituting two or three straight rods to hold the
glass in its place), and then in the blaze of a strong
sun to direct the telescope on some object lying nearly
towards the sun. Or if he prefer artificial light
for the experiment, then at night let him direct the
telescope so prepared upon the moon, while a strong
electric light is directed upon the place where the
focal image is formed (close in front of the eye).
The experiment will not suggest very sanguine hopes
of good result from the transfusion of artificial
light. Yet, to my own knowledge, not a few who
were perfectly well aware that the lunar hoax was not
based on facts, have gravely reasoned that the principle
suggested might be sound, and, in fact, that they
could see no reason why astronomers should not try
it, even though it had been first suggested as a joke.
To return, however, to the narrative.
’The co-operative philosophers, having hit upon
their method, determined to test it practically.
They decided that a medium of the purest plate-glass
(which it is said they obtained, by consent, be it
observed, from the shop-window of M. Desanges, the
jeweller to his ex-majesty Charles X., in High Street)
was the most eligible they could discover. It
answered perfectly with a telescope which magnified
a hundred times, and a microscope of about thrice
that power.’ Thus fortified by experiment,
and ’fully sanctioned by the high optical authority
of Sir David Brewster, Sir John laid his plan before
the Royal Society, and particularly directed to it
the attention of his Royal Highness the Duke of Sussex,
the ever munificent patron of science and the arts.
It was immediately and enthusiastically approved by
the committee chosen to investigate it, and the chairman,
who was the Royal President’ (this continual
reference to royalty is manifestly intended to give
a British tone to the narrative), ’subscribed
his name for a contribution of L10,000, with a promise
that he would zealously submit the proposed instrument
as a fit object for the patronage of the privy purse.
He did so without delay; and his Majesty, on being
informed that the estimated expense was L70,000, naively
enquired if the costly instrument would conduce to
any improvement in navigation. On being
informed that it undoubtly would, the sailor king
promised a carte blanche for any amount which
might be required.’
All this is very clever. The
‘sailor king’ comes in as effectively to
give vraisemblance to the narrative as ’Crabtree’s
little bronze Shakspeare that stood over the fireplace,’
and the ’postman just come to the door with
a double letter from Northamptonshire.’
Then comes a description of the construction
of the object-glass, twenty-four feet in diameter,
’just six times the size of the elder Herschel’s;’
who, by the way, never made a telescope with an object-glass.
The account of Sir John Herschel’s journey from
England, and even some details of the construction
of the observatory, were based on facts, indeed, so
many persons in America as well as in England were
acquainted with some of these circumstances, that it
was essential to follow the facts as closely as possible.
Of course, also, some explanation had to be given
of the circumstance that nothing had before been heard
respecting the gigantic instrument taken out by Sir
John Herschel. ‘Whether,’ says the
story, ’the British Government were sceptical
concerning the promised splendour of the discoveries,
or wished them to be scrupulously veiled until they
had accumulated a full-orbed glory for the nation
and reign in which they originated, is a question
which we can only conjecturally solve. But certain
it is that the astronomer’s royal patrons enjoined
a masonic taciturnity upon him and his friends until
he should have officially communicated the results
of his great experiment.’
It was not till the night of January
10, 1835, that the mighty telescope was at length
directed towards our satellite. The part of the
moon selected was on the eastern part of her disc.
’The whole immense power of the telescope was
applied, and to its focal image about one half of
the power of the microscope. On removing the screen
of the latter, the field of view was covered throughout
its entire area with a beautifully distinct and even
vivid representation of basaltic rock.
Its colour was a greenish brown; and the width of
the columns, as defined by their interstices on the
canvas, was invariably twenty-eight inches. No
fracture whatever appeared in the mass first presented;
but in a few seconds a shelving pile appeared, of
five or six columns’ width, which showed their
figure to be hexagonal, and their articulations similar
to those of the basaltic formation at Staffa.
This precipitous cliff was profusely covered with
a dark red flower, precisely similar, says Dr. Grant,
to the Papaver Rhoeus, or Rose Poppy, of our sublunary
cornfields; and this was the first organic production
of nature in a foreign world ever revealed to the
eyes of men.’
It would be wearisome to go through
the whole series of observations thus fabled, and
only a few of the more striking features need be indicated.
The discoveries are carefully graduated in interest.
Thus we have seen how, after recognising basaltic
formations, the observers discovered flowers:
they next see a lunar forest, whose ’trees were
of one unvaried kind, and unlike any on earth except
the largest kind of yews in the English churchyards.’
(There is an American ring in this sentence, by the
way, as there is in one, a few lines farther on, where
the narrator having stated that by mistake the observers
had the Sea of Clouds instead of a more easterly spot
in the field of view, proceeds to say: ’However,
the moon was a free country, and we not as yet attached
to any particular province.’) Next a lunar ocean
is described, ’the water nearly as blue as that
of the deep sea, and breaking in large white billows
upon the strand, while the action of very high tides
was quite manifest upon the face of the cliffs for
more than a hundred miles.’ After a description
of several valleys, hills, mountains and forests,
we come to the discovery of animal life. An oval
valley surrounded by hills, red as the purest vermilion,
is selected as the scene. ’Small collections
of trees, of every imaginable kind, were scattered
about the whole of this luxuriant area; and here our
magnifiers blessed our panting hopes with specimens
of conscious existence. In the shade of the woods
we beheld brown quadrupeds having all the external
characteristics of the bison, but more diminutive than
any species of the bös genus in our natural
history.’ Then herds of agile creatures
like antelopes are described, ’abounding on the
acclivitous glades of the woods.’ In the
contemplation of these sprightly animals the narrator
becomes quite lively. ’This beautiful creature,’
says he, ’afforded us the most exquisite amusement.
The mimicry of its movements upon our white painted
canvas was as faithful and luminous as that of animals
within a few yards of the camera obscura.
Frequently, when attempting to put our fingers upon
its beard, it would suddenly bound away as if conscious
of our earthly impertinence; but then others would
appear, whom we could not prevent nibbling the herbage,
say or do to them what we would.’
A strange amphibious creature, of
a spherical form, rolling with great velocity along
a pebbly beach, is the next object of interest, but
is presently lost sight of in a strong current setting
off from the angle of an island. After this there
are three or four pages descriptive of various lunar
scenes and animals, the latter showing a tendency,
singular considering the circumstances, though very
convenient for the narrator, to become higher and
higher in type as the discoveries proceed, until an
animal somewhat of the nature of the missing link is
discovered. It is found in the Endymion (a circular
walled plain) in company with a small kind of reindeer,
the elk, the moose, and the horned bear, and is described
as the biped beaver. It ’resembles the
beaver of the earth in every other respect than in
its destitution of a tail, and its invariable habit
of walking upon only two feet. It carries its
young in its arms like a human being, and moves with
an easy gliding motion. Its huts are constructed
better and higher than those of many tribes of human
savages, and, from the appearance of smoke in nearly
all of them, there is no doubt of its being acquainted
with the use of fire. Still, its head and body
differ only in the points stated from that of the
beaver; and it was never seen except on the borders
of lakes and rivers, in which it has been observed
to immerse for a period of several seconds.’
The next step towards the climax brings
us to domestic animals, ’good large sheep, which
would not have disgraced the farms of Leicestershire
or the shambles of Leadenhall Market; we fairly laughed
at the recognition of so familiar an acquaintance
in so distant a land. Presently they appeared
in great numbers, and, on reducing the lenses, we
found them in flocks over a great part of the valley.
I need not say how desirous we were of finding shepherds
to these flocks, and even a man with blue apron and
rolled-up sleeves would have been a welcome sight
to us, if not to the sheep; but they fed in peace,
lords of their own pastures, without either protector
or destroyer in human shape.’
In the meantime, discussion had arisen
as to the lunar locality where men, or creatures resembling
them, would most likely be found. Herschel had
a theory on the subject viz., that just
where the balancing or libratory swing of the moon
brings into view the greatest extent beyond the eastern
or western parts of that hemisphere which is turned
earthwards in the moon’s mean or average position,
lunar inhabitants would probably be found, and nowhere
else. This, by the way (speaking seriously),
is a rather curious anticipation of a view long subsequently
advanced by Hansen, and for a time adopted by Sir J.
Herschel, that possibly the remote hemisphere of the
moon may be a fit abode for living creatures, the
oceans and atmosphere which are wanting on the nearer
hemisphere having been (on this hypothesis) drawn over
to the remoter because of a displacement of the moon’s
centre of gravity. I ventured in one of my first
books on astronomy to indicate objections to this
theory, the force of which Sir J. Herschel admitted
in a letter addressed to me on the subject.
Taking, then, an opportunity when
the moon had just swung to the extreme limit of her
balancing, or, to use technical terms, when she had
attained her maximum libration in longitude, the observers
approached the level opening to Lake Langrenus, as
the narrator calls this fine walled plain, which,
by the way, is fully thirty degrees of lunar longitude
within the average western limit of the moon’s
visible hemisphere. ’Here the valley narrows
to a mile in width, and displays scenery on both sides
picturesque and romantic beyond the powers of a prose
description. Imagination, borne on the wings of
poetry, could alone gather similes to portray the
wild sublimity of this landscape, where dark behemoth
crags stood over the brows of lofty precipices, as
if a rampart in the sky; and forests seemed suspended
in mid-air. On the eastern side there was one
soaring crag, crested with trees, which hung over
in a curve like three-fourths of a Gothic arch, and
being of a rich crimson colour, its effect was most
strange upon minds unaccustomed to the association
of such grandeur with such beauty. But, whilst
gazing upon them in a perspective of about half a
mile, we were thrilled with astonishment to perceive
four successive flocks of large winged creatures,
wholly unlike any kind of birds, descend with a slow
even motion from the cliffs on the western side and
alight upon the plain. They were first noticed
by Dr. Herschel, who exclaimed: “Now, gentlemen,
my theories against your proofs, which you have often
found a pretty even bet, we have here something worth
looking at. I was confident that if ever we found
beings in human shape it would be in this longitude,
and that they would be provided by their Creator with
some extraordinary powers of locomotion.” ...
We counted three parties of these creatures, of twelve,
nine, and fifteen in each, walking erect towards a
small wood near the base of the eastern precipices.
Certainly they were like human beings, for
their wings had now disappeared, and their attitude
in walking was both erect and dignified.... They
averaged four feet in height, were covered, except
on the face, with short and glossy copper-coloured
hair, lying snugly upon their backs, from the top of
the shoulders to the calves of the legs. The
face, which was of a yellowish flesh colour, was a
slight improvement upon that of the large orang outang,
being more open and intelligent in its expression,
and having a much greater expansion of forehead.
The mouth, however, was very prominent, though somewhat
relieved by a thick beard upon the lower jaw, and
by lips far more human than those of any species of
the simia genus. In general symmetry
of body and limbs they were infinitely superior to
the orang outang; so much so, that, but for their long
wings, Lieutenant Drummond said they would look as
well on a parade ground as some of the old Cockney
militia.... These creatures were evidently engaged
in conversation; their gesticulation, more particularly
the varied action of their hands and arms, appeared
impassioned and emphatic. We hence inferred that
they were rational beings, and, although not perhaps
of so high an order as others which we discovered
the next month on the shores of the Bay of Rainbows,
that they were capable of producing works of art and
contrivance.... They possessed wings of great
expansion, similar in construction to those of the
bat, being a semi-transparent membrane united in curvilinear
divisions by means of straight radii, united at the
back by the dorsal integuments. But what astonished
us very much was the circumstance of this membrane
being continued from the shoulders to the legs, united
all the way down, though gradually decreasing in width’
(very much as Fuseli depicted the wings of his Satanic
Majesty, though H.S.M. would seem to have the advantage
of the lunar Bat-men in not being influenced by gravity).
’The wings seemed completely under the command
of volition, for those of the creatures whom we saw
bathing in the water spread them instantly to their
full width, waved them as ducks do theirs to shake
off the water, and then as instantly closed them again
in a compact form. Our further observation of
the habits of these creatures, who were of both sexes,
led to results so very remarkable, that I prefer they
should be first laid before the public in Dr. Herschel’s
own work, where I have reason to know they are fully
and faithfully stated, however incredulously they
may be received.... We scientifically denominated
them the Vespertilio-homo or Bat-man; and
they are doubtless innocent and happy creatures, notwithstanding
that some of their amusements would but ill comport
with our terrestrial notions of decorum.’
The omitted passages were suppressed in obedience
to Dr. Grant’s private injunction. ’These,
however, and other prohibited passages,’ were
to be presently ’published by Dr. Herschel, with
the certificates of the civil and military authorities
of the colony, and of several Episcopal, Wesleyan,
and other ministers, who in the month of March last
were permitted, under stipulation of temporary secrecy,
to visit the observatory, and become eye-witnesses
of the wonders which they were requested to attest.
We are confident that his forthcoming volumes will
be at once the most sublime in science, and the most
intense in general interest, that ever issued from
the press.’
The actual climax of the narrative,
however, is not yet reached. The inhabitants
of Langrenus, though rational, do not belong to the
highest orders of intelligent Lunarians. Herschel,
ever ready with theories, had pointed out that probably
the most cultivated races would be found residing
on the slopes of some active volcano, and, in particular,
that the proximity of the flaming mountain Bullialdus
(about twenty degrees south and ten east of the vast
crater Tycho, the centre whence extend those great
radiations which give to the moon something of the
appearance of a peeled orange) ’must be so great
a local convenience to dwellers in this valley during
the long periodical absence of solar light, as to
render it a place of popular resort for the inhabitants
of all the adjacent regions, more especially as its
bulwark of hills afforded an infallible security against
any volcanic eruption that could occur.’
Our observers therefore applied their full power to
explore it. ’Rich, indeed, was our reward.
The very first object in this valley that appeared
upon our canvas was a magnificent work of art.
It was a temple a fane of devotion or of
science, which, when consecrated to the Creator, is
devotion of the loftiest order, for it exhibits His
attributes purely, free from the masquerade attire
and blasphemous caricature of controversial creeds,
and has the seal and signature of His own hand to
sanction its aspirations. It was an equi-angular
temple, built of polished sapphire, or of some resplendent
blue stone, which, like it, displayed a myriad point
of golden light twinkling and scintillating in the
sunbeams.... The roof was composed of yellow metal,
and divided into three compartments, which were not
triangular planes inclining to the centre, but subdivided,
curved, and separated so as to present a mass of violently
agitated flames rising from a common source of conflagration,
and terminating in wildly waving points. This
design was too manifest and too skilfully executed
to be mistaken for a single moment. Through a
few openings in these metallic flames we perceived
a large sphere of a darker kind of metal nearly of
a clouded copper colour, which they enclosed and seemingly
raged around, as if hieroglyphically consuming it....
What did the ingenious builders mean by the globe
surrounded by flames? Did they, by this, record
any past calamity of their world, or predict
any future one of ours?’ (Why, by the
way, should the past theory be assigned to the moon
and the future one to our earth?) ’I by no means
despair of ultimately solving not only these but a
thousand other questions which present themselves
respecting the objects in this planet; for not the
millionth part of her surface has yet been explored,
and we have been more desirous of collecting the greatest
possible number of new facts than of indulging in
speculative theories, however seductive to the imagination.’
After this we have an account of the
behaviour of the Vespertilio-homo at meals.
’They seemed eminently happy, and even polite;
for individuals would select large and bright specimens
of fruit, and throw them archwise across to some friend
who had extracted the nutriment from those scattered
around him.’ However, the lunar men are
not on the whole particularly interesting beings according
to this account. ’So far as we could judge,
they spent their happy hours in collecting various
fruits in the woods, in eating, flying, bathing, and
loitering about the summits of precipices.’
One may say of them what Huxley is reported to have
said of the spirits as described by spiritualists,
that no student of science would care to waste his
time inquiring about such a stupid set of people.
Such are the more interesting and
characteristic portions of a narrative, running in
the original to forty or fifty large octavo pages.
In its day the story attracted a good deal of notice,
and, even when every one had learned the trick, many
were still interested in a brochure which was
so cleverly conceived and had deceived so many.
To this day the lunar hoax is talked of in America,
where originally it had its chief or, one
may rather say, its only real success as
a hoax. It reached England too late to deceive
any but those who were unacquainted with Herschel’s
real doings, and no editors of public journals, I
believe, gave countenance to it at all. In America,
on the contrary, many editors gave the narrative a
distinguished place in their columns. Some indeed
expressed doubts, and others followed the safe course
of the ‘Philadelphia Inquirer,’ which
informed its readers that ’after an attentive
perusal of the whole story they could decide for themselves;’
adding that, ’whether true or false, the narrative
is written with consummate ability and possesses intense
interest.’ But others were more credulous.
According to the ‘Mercantile Advertiser’
the story carried ‘intrinsic evidence of being
an authentic document.’ The ’Albany
Daily Advertiser’ had read the article ’with
unspeakable emotions of pleasure and astonishment.’
The ‘New York Times’ announced that ’the
writer (Dr. Andrew Grant) displays the most extensive
and accurate knowledge of astronomy; and the description
of Sir John’s recently improved instruments,
the principle on which the inestimable improvements
were founded, the account of the wonderful discoveries
in the moon, etc., all are probable and plausible,
and have an air of intense verisimilitude.’
The ‘New Yorker’ considered the discoveries
’of astounding interest, creating a new era
in astronomy and science generally.’
In our time a trick of the kind could
hardly be expected to succeed so well, even if as
cleverly devised and as well executed. The facts
of popular astronomy and of general popular science
have been more widely disseminated. America,
too, more than any other great nation, has advanced
in the interval. It was about two years after
this pamphlet had appeared, that J. Quincy Adams used
the following significant language in advocating the
erection of an astronomical observatory at Washington:
’It is with no feeling of pride as an American
that the remark may be made, that on the comparatively
small territorial surface of Europe there are existing
more than 130 of these lighthouses of the skies; while
throughout the whole American hemisphere there is but
one.’ At present, some of the finest observatories
in the world belong to American cities, or are attached
to American colleges; and much of the most interesting
astronomical work of this country has been achieved
by American observers.
Yet we still hear from time to time
of the attempted publication of hoaxes of greater
or less ingenuity. It is singular (and I think
significant) how often these relate to the moon.
There would seem to be some charm about our satellite
for the minds of paradoxists and hoaxers generally.
Nor are these tricks invariably detected at once by
the general public, or even by persons of some culture.
I remember being gravely asked (in January 1874) whether
an account given in the ’New York World,’
purporting to describe how the moon’s frame was
gradually cracking, threatening eventually to fall
into several separate fragments, was in reality based
on fact. In the far West, at Lincoln, Nebraska,
a lawyer asked me, not long since, why I had not described
the great discoveries recently made by means of a
powerful reflector erected near Paris. According
to the ‘Chicago Times,’ this powerful instrument
had shown buildings in the moon, and bands of workers
could be seen with it who manifestly were undergoing
some kind of penal servitude, for they were chained
together. It was clear, from the presence of these
and the absence of other inhabitants, that the side
of the moon turned earthwards is a dreary and unpleasant
place of abode, the real ’happy hunting grounds’
of the moon lying on her remote and unseen hemisphere.
As gauges of general knowledge, scientific
hoaxes have their uses, just as paradoxical works
have. No one, certainly no student of science,
can thoroughly understand how little some persons
know about science, until he has observed how much
will be believed, if only published with the apparent
authority of a few known names, and announced with
a sufficient parade of technical verbiage; nor is
it so easy as might be thought, even for those who
are acquainted with the facts, to disprove either a
hoax or a paradox. Nothing, indeed, can much more
thoroughly perplex and confound a student of science
than to be asked to prove, for example, that the earth
is not flat, or the moon not inhabited by creatures
like ourselves; for the circumstance that such a question
is asked implies ignorance so thorough of the very
facts on which the proof must be based, as to render
argument all but hopeless from the outset. I have
had a somewhat wide experience of paradoxists, and
have noted the experience of De Morgan and others
who, like him, have tried to convince them of their
folly. The conclusion at which I have arrived
is, that to make a rope of sand were an easy task
compared with the attempt to instil the simpler facts
of science into paradoxical heads.
I would make some remarks, in conclusion,
upon scientific or quasi-scientific papers not intended
to deceive, but yet presenting imaginary scenes, events,
and so forth, described more or less in accordance
with scientific facts. Imaginary journeys to the
sun, moon, planets, and stars; travels over regions
on the earth as yet unexplored; voyages under the
sea, through the bowels of the earth, and other such
narratives, may, perhaps, be sometimes usefully written
and read, so long as certain conditions are fulfilled
by the narrator. In the first place, while adopting,
to preserve the unities, the tone of one relating
facts which actually occurred, he should not suffer
even the simplest among his readers to lie under the
least misapprehension as to the true nature of the
narrative. Again, since of necessity established
facts must in such a narrative appear in company with
the results of more or less probable surmise, the
reader should have some means of distinguishing where
fact ends and surmise begins. For example, in
a paper I once wrote, entitled ‘A Journey to
Saturn,’ I was not sufficiently careful to note
that while the appearances described in the approach
towards the planet were in reality based on the observed
appearances as higher and higher telescopic powers
are applied to the planet, others supposed to have
been seen by the visitors to Saturn when actually
within his system, were only such as might possibly
or probably be seen, but for which we have no real
evidence. In consequence of this omission, I
received several inquiries about these matters.
’Is it true,’ some wrote, ‘that
the small satellite Hyperion’ (scarce discernible
in powerful telescopes, while Titan and Japetus on
either side are large) ’is only one of a ring
of small satellites travelling between the orbits
of the larger moons?’ as the same
planets travel between the paths of Mars and Jupiter.
Others asked on what grounds it was said that the
voyagers found small moons circling about Titan, the
giant moon of the Saturnian system, as the moons of
Jupiter and Saturn circle around those giant members
of the solar system. In each case, I was reduced
to the abject necessity of explaining that there was
no evidence for the alleged state of things, which,
however, might nevertheless exist. Scientific
fiction which has to be interpreted in that way is
as bad as a joke that has to be explained. In
my ’Journey to the Sun’ I was more successful
(it was the earlier essay, however); insomuch that
Professor Young, of Dartmouth College (Hanover, N.H.),
one of the most skilful solar observers living, assured
me that, with scarcely a single exception, the various
phenomena described corresponded exactly with the
ideas he had formed respecting the probable condition
of our luminary.
But I must confess that my own experience
has not been, on the whole, favourable to that kind
of popular science writing. It appears to me
that the more thoroughly the writer of such an essay
has studied any particular scientific subject, the
less able must he be to write a fictitious narrative
respecting it. Just as those ignorant of any
subject are often the readiest to theorise about it,
because least hampered by exact knowledge, so I think
that the careful avoidance of any exact study of the
details of a scientific subject must greatly facilitate
the writing of a fictitious narrative respecting it.
But unfortunately a narrative written under such conditions,
however interesting to the general reader, can scarcely
forward the propagation of scientific knowledge, one
of the qualities claimed for fables of the kind.
As an instance in point, I may cite Jules Verne’s
’Voyage to the Moon,’ where (apart, of
course, from the inherent and intentional absurdity
of the scheme itself), the circumstances which are
described are calculated to give entirely erroneous
ideas about the laws of motion. Nothing could
be more amusing, but at the same time nothing more
scientifically absurd, than the story of the dead dog
Satellite, which, flung out of the travelling projectile,
becomes a veritable satellite, moving always beside
the voyagers; for, with whatever velocity the dog
had been expelled by them, with that same velocity
would he have retreated continually from their projectile
abode, whose own attraction on the dog would have
had no appreciable effect in checking his departure.
Again, the scene when the projectile reaches the neutral
point between the earth and moon, so that there is
no longer any gravity to keep the travellers on the
floor of their travelling car, is well conceived (though,
in part, somewhat profane); but in reality the state
of things described as occurring there would have prevailed
throughout the journey. The travellers would
no more be drawn earthwards (as compared with the
projectile itself) than we travellers on the earth
are drawn sunwards with reference to the earth.
The earth’s attracting force on the projectile
and on the travellers would be equal all through the
journey, not solely when the projectile reached the
neutral point; and being equal on both, would not
draw them together. It may be argued that the
attractions were equal before the projectile set out
on its journey, and therefore, if the reasoning just
given were correct, the travellers ought not to have
had any weight keeping them on the floor of the projectile
before it started, ‘which is absurd.’
But the pressure upon the floor of the projectile
at rest is caused by the floor being kept from moving;
let it be free to obey gravity, and there will no longer
be any pressure: and throughout the journey to
the moon, the projectile, like the travellers it contains,
is obeying the action of gravity. Unfortunately,
those who are able to follow the correct reasoning
in such matters are not those to whom Jules Verne’s
account would suggest wrong ideas about matters dynamical;
the young learner who is misled by such narratives
is neither able to reason out the matter for himself,
nor to understand the true reasoning respecting it.
He is, therefore, apt to be set quite at sea by stories
of the kind, and especially by the specious reasoning
introduced to explain the events described. In
fine, it would seem that such narratives must be valued
for their intrinsic interest, just like other novels
or romances, not for the quality sometimes claimed
for them of combining instruction with amusement.