Before Bevis could ask any questions,
the squirrel went off to speak to the rook, and to
show him a good bough to perch on near the owl’s
castle. He then came back and conducted Bevis
to the seat in the ash-stole, where he was hidden
by the honeysuckle, but could see well about him.
Hardly had Bevis comfortably seated himself than the
councillors began to arrive. They were all there;
even the rat did not dare stay away, lest his loyalty
should be suspected, but took up his station at the
foot of the pollard-tree, and the mouse sat beside
him. The rook sat on the oak, no great way from
the squirrel; Kauc, the crow, chose a branch of ash
which projected close to the pollard. So envious
was he of the crown that he could not stay far from
it.
Cloctaw, the jackdaw, who had flown
to the council with him, upon arrival, left his side,
and perched rather in the rear. Reynard, the
fox, and Sec, the stoat, his friend, waited the approach
of the king by some fern near the foot of the pollard.
The owl every now and then appeared at the window
of his castle, sometimes to see who had arrived, and
sometimes to look for the king, who was not yet in
sight. Having glanced round, the owl retreated
to his study, doubtless to prepare his speech for
this important occasion. The heaving up of the
leaves and earth, as if an underground plough was
at work, showed that the mole had not forgotten his
duty; he had come to show his loyalty, and he brought
a message from the badger, who had long since been
left outside the concert of the animals and birds,
humbly begging King Kapchack to accept his homage.
It is true that neither the hare nor
the rabbit were present, but that signified nothing,
for they had no influence whatever. But the pheasant,
who often stood aloof from the court, in his pride
of lineage despising Kapchack though he was king,
came on this occasion, for he too, like the squirrel,
was alarmed at the progress of Choo Hoo, and dreaded
a scarcity of the berries of the earth. Tchink,
the chaffinch, one of the first to come, could not
perch still, but restlessly passed round the circle,
now talking to one and now to another, and sometimes
peering in at the owl’s window. But merry
as he was, he turned his back upon Te-te,
the tomtit, and chief of the spies, disdaining the
acquaintance of a common informer. Te-te,
not one whit abashed, sat on a willow, and lifted
his voice from time to time.
The jay came presently, and for some
reason or other he was in high good spirits, and dressed
in his gayest feathers. He chaffed the owl, and
joked with Tchink; then he laughed to himself, and
tried to upset the grave old Cloctaw from his seat,
and, in short, played all sorts of pranks to the astonishment
of everybody, who had hitherto seen him in such distress
for the loss of his lady-love. Everybody thought
he had lost his senses. Eric, the favourite missel-thrush
(not the conspirator), took his station very high
up on the ash above Kauc, whom he hated and suspected
of treason, not hesitating even to say so aloud.
Kauc, indeed, was not now quite comfortable in his
position, but kept slyly glancing up at the missel-thrush,
and would have gone elsewhere had it not been that
everybody was looking.
The wood-pigeon came to the hawthorn,
some little way from the castle; he represented, and
was the chief of those pigeons who dwelt peacefully
in Kapchack’s kingdom, although aliens by race.
His position was difficult in the extreme, for upon
the one hand he knew full well that Kapchack was suspicious
of him lest he should go over to Choo Hoo, and might
at any moment order his destruction, and upon the other
hand he had several messages from Choo Hoo calling
upon him to join his brethren, the invaders, on pain
of severe punishment. Uncertain as to his fate,
the wood-pigeon perched on the hawthorn at the skirt
of the council place, hoping from thence to get some
start if obliged to flee for his life. The dove,
his friend, constant in misfortune, sat near him to
keep him in countenance.
The humble-bee, the bee, the butterfly,
the cricket, the grasshopper, the beetle, and many
others arrived as the hour drew on. Last of all
came Ki Ki, lord of all the hawks, attended with his
retinue, and heralding the approach of the king.
Ki Ki perched on a tree at the side of the pollard,
and his warriors ranged themselves around him:
a terrible show, at which the mouse verily shrank
into the ground. Immediately afterwards a noise
of wings and talking announced the arrival of Kapchack,
who came in full state, with eight of his finest guards.
The king perched on the top of the pollard, just over
the owl’s window, and the eight magpies sat
above and around, but always behind him.
“What an ugly old fellow he
is!” whispered Bevis, who had never before seen
him. “Look at his ragged tail!”
“Hush!” said the squirrel, “Te-te
is too near.”
“Are they all here?” asked
the king, after he had looked round and received the
bows and lowly obeisance of his subjects.
“They are all here,” said
the owl, sitting in his porch. “They are
all here — at least, I think; no, they are
not, your majesty.”
“Who is absent?” said
Kapchack, frowning, and all the assembly cowered.
“It is the weasel,” said
the owl. “The weasel is not here.”
Kapchack frowned and looked as black
as thunder, and a dead silence fell upon the council.
“If it please your majesty,”
said the humble-bee, presently coming to the front.
“If it please your majesty, the weasel — ”
“It does not please me,” said Kapchack.
But the humble-bee began again: “If it
please your majesty — ”
“His majesty is not pleased,” repeated
the owl, severely.
But the humble-bee, who could sing
but one tune, began again: “If it please
your majesty, the weasel asked me to say — ”
“What?” said the king, in a terrible rage.
“What did he say?”
“If it please your majesty,”
said the humble-bee, who must begin over again every
time he was interrupted, “the weasel asked me
to say that he sent his humble, his most humble, loyal,
and devoted obedience, and begged that you would forgive
his absence from the council, as he has just met with
a severe accident in the hunting-field, and cannot
put one paw before the other.”
“I do not believe it,” said King Kapchack.
“Where is he?”
“If it please your majesty,”
said the humble-bee, “he is lying on a bank
beyond the copse, stretched out in the sunshine, licking
his paw, and hoping that rest and sunshine will cure
him.”
“Oh, what a story!” said Bevis.
“Hush,” said the squirrel.
“Somebody said it was a story,” said the
owl.
“So it is,” said Te-te.
“I have made it my business to search out the
goings-on of the weasel, who has kept himself in the
background of late, suspecting that he was up to no
good, and with the aid of my lieutenant, the tree-climber,
I have succeeded in discovering his retreat, which
he has concealed even from your majesty.”
“Where is it?” said Kapchack.
“It is in the elm, just there,” said Te-te,
“just by those raspberries.”
“The rascal,” said the
owl, in a great fright. “Then he has been
close by all the time listening.”
“Yes, he has been listening,” said Te-te,
meaningly.
The owl became pale, remembering the
secret meeting of the birds, and what was said there,
all of which the treacherous weasel must have overheard.
He passed it off by exclaiming: “This is
really intolerable”.
“It is intolerable,”
said Kapchack; “and you,” addressing the
humble-bee, “wretch that you are to bring me
a false message — ”
“If it please your majesty,”
began the humble-bee, but he was seized upon by the
bee (who was always jealous of him), and the butterfly,
and the beetle, and hustled away from the precinct
of the council.
“Bring the weasel here, this
instant,” shouted Kapchack. “Drag
him here by the ears.”
Everybody stood up, but everybody
hesitated, for though they all hated the weasel they
all feared him. Ki Ki, the hawk, bold as he was,
could not do much in the bushes, nor enter a hole;
Kauc, the crow, was in the like fix, and he intended
if he was called upon to take refuge in the pretence
of his age; the stoat, fierce as he was, shrank from
facing the weasel, being afraid of his relation’s
tricks and stratagems. Even the fox, though he
was the biggest of all, hesitated, for he recollected
once when Pan, the spaniel, snapped at the weasel,
the weasel made his teeth meet in Pan’s nostrils.
Thus they all hesitated, when the
rat suddenly stood out and said: “I will
fetch the weasel, your majesty; I will bring that hateful
traitor to your feet”.
“Do so, good and loyal rat,”
said the king, well pleased. And the rat ran
off to compel the weasel to come.
As the elm was so close, they all
looked that way, expecting to hear sounds of fighting;
but in less than half-a-minute the rat appeared, with
the weasel limping on three legs in his rear.
For when the weasel heard what the rat said, he knew
it was of no use to stay away any longer; but in his
heart he vowed that he would, sooner or later, make
the rat smart for his officious interference.
When he came near, the weasel fell
down and bowed himself before the king, who said nothing,
but eyed him scornfully.
“I am guilty,” said the
weasel, in a very humble voice; “I am guilty
of disobedience to your majesty’s commands,
and I am guilty of sending you a deceitful message,
for which my poor friend the humble-bee has been cruelly
hustled from your presence; but I am not guilty of
the treason of which I am accused. I hid in the
elm, your majesty, because I went in terror of my
life, and I feigned to be ill, in order to stay away
from the council, because there is not one of all
these (he pointed to the circle of councillors) who
has not sworn to destroy me, and I feared to venture
forth. They have all banded together to compass
my destruction, because I alone of all of them have
remained faithful to your throne, and have not secretly
conspired.”
At these words, there was such an
outcry on the part of all the birds and animals, that
the wood echoed with their cries; for the stoat snapped
his teeth, and the fox snarled, and the jay screamed,
and the hawk napped his wings, and the crow said “Caw!”
and the rook “Haw!” and all so eagerly
denied the imputation, that it was some minutes before
even King Kapchack could make himself heard.
When the noise in some degree subsided,
however, he said: “Weasel, you are so false
of tongue, and you have so many shifts and contrivances
(’That he has!’ said Bevis, who was delighted
at the downfall of the weasel), that it is no longer
possible for any of us to believe anything you say.
We have now such important business before us, that
we cannot stop to proceed to your trial and execution,
and we therefore order that in the meantime you remain
where you are, and that you maintain complete silence — for
you are degraded from your rank — until such
time as we can attend to your contemptible body, which
will shortly dangle from a tree, as a warning to traitors
for all time to come. My lords, we will now proceed
with our business, and, first of all, the secretary
will read the roll-call of our forces.”
The owl then read the list of the
army, and said: “First, your majesty’s
devoted body-guard, with — with Prince Tchack-tchack
(the king frowned, and the jay laughed outright) at
their head; Ki Ki, lord of hawks, one thousand beaks;
the rooks, five thousand beaks; Kauc, the crow, two
hundred beaks;” and so on, enumerating the numbers
which all the tribes could bring to battle.
In the buzz of conversation that arose
while the owl was reading (as it usually does), the
squirrel told Bevis that he believed the crow had not
returned the number of his warriors correctly, but
that there were really many more, whom he purposely
kept in the background. As for Prince Tchack-tchack,
his absence from the council evidently disturbed his
majesty, though he was too proud to show how he felt
the defection of his eldest son and heir.
The number of the rooks, too, was
not accurate, and did not give a true idea of their
power, for it was the original estimate furnished many
years ago, when Kapchack first organised his army,
and although the rooks had greatly increased since
then, the same return was always made. But it
was well understood that the nation of the rooks could
send, and doubtless would send, quite ten thousand
beaks into the field.
“It is not a little curious,”
said the squirrel, “that the rooks, who, as
you know, belong to a limited monarchy — so
limited that they have no real king — should
form the main support of so despotic a monarch as
Kapchack, who obtains even more decisive assistance
from them than from the ferocious and wily Ki Ki.
It is an illustration of the singular complexity and
paradoxical positions of politics that those who are
naturally so opposed, should thus form the closest
friends and allies. I do not understand why it
is so myself, for as you know, dear, I do not attempt
to meddle with politics, but the owl has several times
very learnedly discoursed to me upon this subject,
and I gather from him that one principal reason why
the rooks support the tyrant Kapchack, is because
they well know if he is not king some one else will
be. Now Kapchack, in return for their valuable
services, has, for one thing, ordered Ki Ki on no
account to interfere with them (which is the reason
they have become so populous), and under the nominal
rule of Kapchack they really enjoy greater liberty
than they otherwise could.
“But the beginning of the alliance,
it seems, was in this way. Many years ago, when
Kapchack was a young monarch, and by no means firmly
established upon his throne, he sought about for some
means of gaining the assistance of the rooks.
He observed that in the spring, when the rooks repaired
their dwellings, they did so in a very inferior manner,
doing indeed just as their forefathers had done before
them, and repeating the traditional architecture handed
down through innumerable generations. So ill-constructed
were their buildings, that if, as often chanced, the
March winds blew with fury, it was a common thing to
see the grass strewn with the wreck of their houses.
Now Kapchack and all his race are excellent architects,
and it occurred to him to do the rooks a service,
by instructing them how to bind their lower courses,
so that they should withstand the wind.
“With some difficulty, for the
older rooks, though they would loudly deny it, are
eminently conservative (a thing I do not profess to
understand), he succeeded in persuading the younger
builders to adopt his design; and the result was that
in the end they all took to it, and now it is quite
the exception to hear of an accident. Besides
the preservation of life, Kapchack’s invention
also saved them an immense amount in timber for rebuilding.
The consequence has been that the rooks have flourished
above all other birds. They at once concluded
an alliance with Kapchack, and as they increased in
numbers, so they became more firmly attached to his
throne.
“It is not that they feel any
gratitude — far from it, they are a selfish
race — but they are very keen after their
own interest, which is, perhaps, the strongest tie.
For, as I observed, the rooks live under a limited
monarchy; they had real kings of their own centuries
since, but now their own king is only a name, a state
fiction. Every single rook has a voice in the
affairs of the nation (hence the tremendous clamour
you may hear in their woods towards sunset when their
assemblies are held), but the practical direction
of their policy is entrusted to a circle or council
of about ten of the older rooks, distinguished for
their oratorical powers. These depute, again,
one of their own number to Kapchack’s court;
you see him yonder, his name is Kauhaha. The council
considers, I have no doubt, that by supporting Kapchack
they retain their supremacy, for very likely if they
did not have a foreigner to reign over them, some
clever genius of their own race would arise and overturn
these mighty talkers.
“On the other hand Kapchack
fully appreciates their services, and if he dared
he would give the chief command of his forces to the
generalissimo of the rooks — not the one
who sits yonder — the commander’s name
is Ah Kurroo. But he dreads the jealousy of Ki
Ki, who is extremely off-handed and high in his ways,
and might go off with his contingent. I am curious
to see who will have the command. As for the starlings,
I daresay you will notice their absence; they are
under the jurisdiction of the rooks, and loyal as
their masters; the reason they are not here is because
they are already mobilised and have taken the field;
they were despatched in all haste very early this
morning, before you were awake, Bevis dear, to occupy
the slope from whence the peewits fled. Now they
are discussing the doubtful allies.”
“The larks,” the owl was
saying as the squirrel finished, “have sent a
message which I consider extremely impertinent.
They have dared to say that they have nothing whatever
to do with the approaching contest, and decline to
join either party. They say that from time immemorial
they have been free mountaineers, owing allegiance
to no one, and if they have attended your court it
has been from courtesy, and not from any necessity
that they were under.”
“They are despicable creatures,”
said the king, who was secretly annoyed, but would
not show it. “Ki Ki, I deliver them over
to you; let your men plunder them as they like.”
“The finches,” went on the owl. “I
hardly know — ”
“We are loyal to the last feather,”
said Tchink, the chaffinch, bold as brass, and coming
to the front, to save his friends from the fate of
the larks. “Your majesty, we are perfectly
loyal — why, our troops, whom you know are
only lightly armed, have already gone forward, and
have occupied the furze on the summits of the hills.”
“I am much pleased,” said
the king, who had been a little doubtful. “Tell
your friends to continue in that spirit.”
“With all my heart,” said
Tchink, laughing in Ki Ki’s face; he actually
flew close by the terrible hawk, and made a face at
him, for he knew that he was disappointed, having
hoped for permission to tear and rend the finches
as the larks.
“The thrushes,” began the owl again.
“Pooh,” said the king,
“they are feeble things; we can easily keep the
whole nation of them in subjection by knocking out
some of their brains now and then, can’t we,
Ki Ki?”
“It is a capital way,” said Ki Ki.
“There is no better.”
“They are fit for nothing but
ambassadors and couriers,” said Kapchack.
“We will not waste any more time over such folk
whose opinions are nothing to us. Now I call
upon you all to express your views as to the best
means of conducting the campaign, and what measures
had better be taken for the defence of our dominions.
Ki Ki, speak first.”
“I am for immediate action,”
said Ki Ki. “Let us advance and attack at
once, for every day swells the ranks of Choo Hoo’s
army, and should there be early frosts it would be
so largely increased that the mere numbers must push
us back. Besides which in a short time he will
receive large reinforcements, for his allies, the
fieldfares and redwings, are preparing to set sail
across the sea hither. But now, before his host
becomes irresistible, is our opportunity; I counsel
instant attack. War to the beak is my motto!”
“War to the beak,” said the crow.
“War to the beak,” said
the jay, carefully adjusting his brightest feathers,
“and our ladies will view our deeds.”
“I agree,” said the rook,
“with what Ki Ki says.” The rook was
not so noisy and impetuous as the hawk, but he was
even more warlike, and by far the better statesman.
“I think,” Kauhaha went on, “that
we should not delay one hour, but advance and occupy
the plain where Choo Hoo is already diminishing our
supplies of food. If our supplies are consumed
or cut off our condition will become critical.”
“Hear, hear,” said everybody
except the crow, who hated the rook. “Hear!
hear! the rook speaks well.”
“All are then for immediately
advancing?” said Kapchack, much pleased.
“May it please your majesty,”
said the fox, thus humbling himself, he who was the
descendant of kings, “may it please your majesty,
I am not certain that the proposed course is the wisest.
For, if I may be permitted to say so, it appears to
me that the facts are exactly opposite to what Ki
Ki and the rook have put forward as the reason for
battle. My experience convinces me that the very
vastness of Choo Hoo’s host is really its weakness.
The larger his numbers the less he can effect.
It is clear that they must soon, if they continue to
draw together in these enormous bodies, destroy all
the forage of the country, and unless they are prepared
to die of starvation they must perforce retire.
“If, therefore, your majesty
could be prevailed upon to listen to my counsels,
I would the rather suggest, most humbly suggest, that
the defensive is your best course. Here in the
copse you have an enclosure capable with a little
trouble of being converted into an impregnable fortress.
Already the ditches are deep, the curtain wall of hawthorn
high and impenetrable, the approaches narrow.
By retiring hither with your forces, occupying every
twig, and opposing a beak in every direction, you
would be absolutely safe, and it is easy to foresee
what would happen.
“Choo Hoo, boastful and vainglorious,
would approach with his enormous horde; he would taunt
us, no doubt, with his absurd ‘Koos-takke,’
which I verily believe has no meaning at all, and
of which we need take no heed. In a few days,
having exhausted the supplies, he would have to retire,
and then sallying forth we could fall upon his rear
and utterly destroy his unwieldy army.”
This advice made some impression upon
Kapchack, notwithstanding that he was much prejudiced
against the fox, for it was evidently founded upon
facts, and the fox was known to have had great experience.
Kapchack appeared thoughtful, and leaning his head
upon one side was silent, when Kauc, the crow (who
had his own reasons for wishing Kapchack to run as
much risk as possible), cried out that the fox was
a coward, and wanted to sneak into a hole. Ki
Ki shouted applaudingly; the rook said he for one
could not shut himself up while the country was ravaged;
and the jay said the ladies would despise them.
Kapchack remembered that the fox had always had a
character for duplicity, and perhaps had some secret
motive for his advice, and just then, in the midst
of the uproar, a starling flew into the circle with
part of his tail gone and his feathers greatly ruffled.
It was evident that he had brought
news from the seat of war, and they all crowded about
him. So soon as he had recovered breath the starling
told them that half-an-hour since Choo Hoo had himself
crossed the border, and driving in the outposts of
the starlings, despite the most desperate resistance,
had passed the front line of the hills. At this
news the uproar was tremendous, and for some time not
a word could be heard. By-and-by the owl obtained
something like order, when the rook said he for one
could not stay in council any longer, he must proceed
to assemble the forces of his nation, as while they
were talking his city might be seized. Ki Ki,
too, flapping his wings, announced his intention of
attacking; the jay uttered a sneer about one-eyed people
not being able to see what was straight before them,
and thus goaded on against his better judgment, Kapchack
declared his intention of sending his army to the
front.
He then proceeded to distribute the
commands. Ki Ki was proclaimed commander-in-chief
(the rook did not like this, but he said nothing, as
he knew Kapchack could not help himself), and the rooks
had the right wing, the crow the left wing (the crow
was surprised at this, for his usual post was to guard
the rear, but he guessed at once that Kapchack suspected
him, and would not leave him near the palace), and
the owl had the reserve. As they received their
orders, each flew off; even the owl, though it was
daylight, started forth to summon his men, and though
he blundered against the branches, did not stay a
second on that account. The squirrel had charge
of the stores, and jumped down to see after them.
Not one was forgotten, but each had an office assigned,
and went to execute it, all except the fox and the
weasel. The weasel, obedient to orders, lay still
at the foot of the pollard, humbly hiding his head.
The fox, presently finding that he
had been overlooked, crept under Kapchack, and, bowing
to the earth, asked if there was no command and no
employment for him.
“Begone,” said Kapchack,
who was not going to entrust power to one of royal
descent. “Begone, sir; you have not shown
any ability lately.”
“But did not the gnat tell you?” began
the fox, humbly.
“The gnat told me a great deal,” said
Kapchack.
“But did he not say I sent him?”
“No, indeed,” said Kapchack,
for the gnat, not to be outdone, had indeed delivered
the fox’s message, but had taken the credit of
it for himself. “Begone, sir (the fox slunk
away); and do you (to his guards) go to the firs and
wait for me there.” The eight magpies immediately
departed, and there was no one left but the weasel.
The king looked down at the guilty
traitor; the traitor hung his head. Presently
the king said: “Weasel, false and double-tongued
weasel, did I not choose you to be my chiefest and
most secret counsellor? Did you not know everything?
Did I not consult you on every occasion, and were you
not promoted to high honour and dignity? And you
have repaid me by plotting against my throne, and
against my life; the gnat has told me everything,
and it is of no avail for you to deny it. You
double traitor, false to me and false to those other
traitors who met in this very place to conspire against
me. It is true you were not among them in person,
but why were you not among them? Do you suppose
that I am to be deceived for a moment? Wretch
that you are. You set them on to plot against
me while you kept out of it with clean paws, that you
might seize the throne so soon as I was slain.
Wretch that you are.”
Here the weasel could not endure it
any longer, but crawling to the foot of the tree,
besought the king with tears in his eyes to do what
he would — to order him to instant execution,
but not to reproach him with these enormities, which
cut him to the very soul. But the more he pleaded,
the more angry Kapchack became, and heaped such epithets
upon the crouching wretch, and so bitterly upbraided
him that at last the weasel could bear it no more,
but driven as it were into a corner, turned to bay,
and faced the enraged monarch.
He sat up, and looking Kapchack straight
in the face, as none but so hardened a reprobate could
have done, he said, in a low but very distinct voice:
“You have no right to say these things to me,
any more than you have to wear the crown! I do
not believe you are Kapchack at all — you
are an impostor!”
At these words Kapchack became as
pale as death, and could not keep his perch upon the
pollard, but fluttered down to the ground beside the
weasel. He was so overcome that for a moment or
two he could not speak. When he found breath,
he turned to the weasel and asked him what he meant.
The weasel, who had now regained his spirits, said
boldly enough that he meant what he said; he did not
believe that the king was really Kapchack.
“But I am Kapchack,” said
the king, trembling, and not knowing how much the
weasel knew.
In truth the weasel knew very little,
but had only shot a bolt at random from the bow of
his suspicions, but he had still a sharper shaft to
shoot, and he said: “You are an impostor,
for you told La Schach, who has jilted you, that
you were not so old as you looked.”
“The false creature!”
said Kapchack, quite beside himself with rage.
In his jealousy of Prince Tchack-tchack, who was so
much younger, and had two eyes, he had said this,
and now he bitterly repented his vanity. “The
false creature!” he screamed, “where is
she? I will have her torn to pieces! She
shall be pecked limb from limb! Where is she?”
he shrieked. “She left the palace yesterday
evening, and I have not seen her since.”
“She went to the firs with the
jay,” said the weasel. “He is her
old lover, you know. Did you not see how merry
he was just now, at the council?”
Then Kapchack pecked up the ground
with his beak, and tore at it with his claws, and
gave way to his impotent anger.
“There shall not be a feather
of her left!” he said. “I will have
her utterly destroyed! She shall be nailed to
a tree!”
“Nothing of the kind,”
said the weasel, with a sneer. “She is too
beautiful. As soon as you see her, you will kiss
her and forgive her.”
“It is true,” said Kapchack,
becoming calmer. “She is so beautiful, she
must be forgiven. Weasel, in consideration of
important services rendered to the state in former
days, upon this one occasion you shall be pardoned.
Of course the condition is that what has passed between
us this day is kept strictly private, and that you
do not breathe a word of it.”
“Not a word of it,” said the weasel.
“And you must disabuse your
mind of that extraordinary illusion as to my identity
of which you spoke just now. You must dismiss
so absurd an idea from your mind.”
“Certainly,” said the
weasel, “it is dismissed entirely. But,
your majesty, with your permission, I would go further.
I would endeavour to explain to you, that although
my conduct was indiscreet, and so far open to misconstruction,
there was really nothing more in it than an ill-directed
zeal in your service. It is really true, your
majesty, that all the birds and animals are leagued
against me, and that is why I have been afraid to
stir abroad. I was invited to the secret council,
of which you have heard from the gnat, and because
I did not attend it, they have one and all agreed
to vilify me to your majesty.
“But in fact I, for once, with
the service of your majesty in view, descended (repugnant
as it was to my feelings) to play the eavesdropper,
and I overheard all that was said, and I can convince
your majesty that there are far greater traitors in
your dominions than you ever supposed me to be.
The gnat does not know half that took place at the
council, for he only had it second-hand from that
villain, the fox, who is, I believe, secretly bent
on your destruction. But I can tell you not only
all that went on — I can also relate to you
the designs of Kauc, the crow, who conferred with
Cloctaw in private, after the meeting was over.
And I can also give you good reasons for suspecting
Ki Ki, the hawk, whom you have just nominated to the
command of your forces, of the intention of making
a bargain with Choo Hoo, and of handing you over to
him a prisoner.”
Now this last was a pure invention
of the weasel’s out of envy, since Ki Ki had
obtained such distinction. Kapchack, much alarmed
at these words, ordered him to relate everything in
order, and the weasel told him all that had been said
at the council, all that Kauc, the crow, had said to
Cloctaw, and a hundred other matters which he made
up himself. When Kapchack heard these things
he was quite confounded, and exclaimed that he was
surrounded with traitors, and that he did not see which
way to turn. He hopped a little way off, in order
the better to consider by himself, and leant his head
upon one side.
First he thought to himself:
“I must take the command from Ki Ki, but I cannot
do that suddenly, lest he should go over to Choo Hoo.
I will therefore do it gradually. I will countermand
the order for an immediate attack; that will give
me time to arrange. Who is to take Ki Ki’s
place? Clearly the weasel, for though he is an
archtraitor, yet he is in the same boat with me; for
I know it to be perfectly true that all of them are
bitter against him.”
So he went back to the weasel, and
told him that he should give him the chief command
of the forces, on the third day following, and meantime
told him to come early in the evening to the drain
which passed under the orchard, where his palace was,
so that he could concert the details of this great
state business in secret with him.
The weasel, beyond measure delighted
at the turn things had taken, and rejoicing extremely
at the impending fall of Ki Ki, whom he hated, thanked
Kapchack with all his might, till Kapchack, enjoining
on him the necessity of secrecy, said “Good-afternoon”;
and flew away towards the firs, where his guard was
waiting for him. Then the weasel, puffed up and
treading the ground proudly, went back to his cave
in the elm, and Bevis, seeing that there was nothing
more going on that day, stole back to the raspberry
canes.
None of them had noticed, not even
the cunning weasel, that the mole, when the council
broke up, had not left with the rest: indeed,
being under the surface of the earth, they easily
overlooked him. Now the mole, who hated the weasel
beyond all, had waited to have the pleasure of hearing
King Kapchack upbraid the traitor, and presently consign
him to execution. Fancy then his feelings when,
after all, the weasel was received into the highest
favour, and promised the supreme command of the army,
while he himself was not even noticed, though he was
a clever engineer, and could mine and countermine,
and carry on siege operations better than any of them.
He listened to all that was said attentively,
and then, so soon as Kapchack had flown away, and
the weasel had gone to his hole, and Bevis to the
raspberries, he drove a tunnel to the edge of the copse,
and there calling a fly, sent him with a message to
the hawk, asking Ki Ki to meet him beside the leaning
stone in the field (which Bevis had once passed),
because he had a secret to communicate which would
brook no delay. At the same time, as Kapchack
was flying to the firs where his guards were waiting,
it occurred to him that, although he had no alternative,
it was dangerous in the extreme to trust the army to
the weasel, who, perhaps, just as there was an opportunity
of victory, would retire, and leave him to be destroyed.
Thinking about this, he perched on a low hawthorn
bush, and asked himself whether it was worth while
to attempt to defend a kingdom held under such precarious
tenure. Would it not be better to make terms
with Choo Hoo, who was not unreasonable, and to divide
the territory, and thus reign in peace and safety over
half at least, — making it, of course, a
condition of the compact that Choo Hoo should help
him to put down all domestic traitors?
The idea seemed so good that, first
glancing round to see that he was not observed, he
called a thrush, who had been coming to the hawthorn,
but dared not enter it while the king was there.
The thrush, much frightened, came as he was bid, and
Kapchack carefully instructed him in what he was to
do. Having learnt his message by heart, the thrush,
delighted beyond expression at so high a negotiation
being entrusted to him, flew straight away towards
Choo Hoo’s camp. But not unobserved; for
just then Ki Ki, wheeling in the air at an immense
height, whither he had gone to survey the scene of
war, chanced to look down and saw him quit the king,
and marked the course he took. Kapchack, unaware
that Ki Ki had detected this manoeuvre, now returned
to his guards, and flew to his palace.
Meantime the weasel, curled up on
his divan in the elm, was thinking over the extraordinary
good fortune that had befallen him. Yet such was
his sagacity that even when thus about to attain almost
the topmost pinnacle of his ambition, he did not forget
the instability of affairs, but sought to confirm
his position, or even to advance it. He reflected
that Kapchack was not only cunning beyond everything
ever known, but he was just now a prey to anxieties,
and consumed with jealousy, which upset the tenor
of his mind, so that his course could not be depended
upon, but might be changed in a moment. The favour
of a despotic monarch was never a firm staff to lean
upon; when that monarch was on the brink of a crisis
which threatened both his throne and his life, his
smile might become a frown before any one was aware
that a change was impending.
Impressed with these ideas, the weasel
asked himself how he could at once secure his position
and advance himself to further dignity. He considered
that up to the present the forces of Kapchack had always
been compelled to retreat before the overwhelming
masses thrown against them by Choo Hoo. He could
scarcely hope under the most favourable circumstances
to do more than defend the frontier, and should Choo
Hoo win the battle, Kapchack would either be taken
prisoner, or, what was not at all unlikely, fall a
victim during the confusion, and be assassinated,
perhaps, by the villainous crow. Where, then,
would be his own high command? But by making
terms with Choo Hoo he might himself obtain the throne,
and reign perfectly secure as Choo Hoo’s regent.
On coming to this conclusion, he called
to his old friend the humble-bee, and said he desired
to send a message to Choo Hoo, the purport of which
must not be divulged to any flower upon the route.
The humble-bee instantly guessed that this message
must be something to the injury of Kapchack, and resenting
the manner in which he had been hustled from the council,
declared that he would carry it without a moment’s
delay.
“Go then, my friend,”
said the weasel. “Go straight to Choo Hoo,
and say: ’The weasel is appointed to the
command of King Kapchack’s army, and will supersede
Ki Ki, the hawk, upon the third day. On that day
he will lead forth the army to the south, professing
to go upon a flank march, and to take you in the rear.
Be not deceived by this movement, but so soon as you
see that the guards are withdrawn from the frontier,
cross the border in force, and proceed straight towards
the palace. When Kapchack’s army finds
you between it and its base of supplies it will disperse,
and you will obtain an easy victory.
“’And in proof of his
good-will towards you, the weasel, furthermore, bade
me inform you of the great secret which has hitherto
been preserved with such care, and which will enable
your army to remain in this place all the winter.
In the squirrel’s copse there is a spring, which
is never frozen, but always affords excellent drinking
water, and moistens a considerable extent of ground.’”
This was the weasel’s message, and without a
moment’s delay the humble-bee buzzed away direct
to Choo Hoo’s camp.
At the same time the fly with the
mole’s message reached Ki Ki, the hawk, as he
was soaring among the clouds. Ki Ki, having finished
his observations, and full of suspicions as to the
object with which the king had despatched the thrush
to Choo Hoo, decided to keep the mole’s appointment
at once, so down he flew direct to the leaning stone
in the meadow, where Bevis had gathered the cowslips,
and found the mole already waiting for him.
Now, the mole hated Ki Ki exceedingly,
because, as previously related, he had killed his
wife, but he hated the weasel, who had persecuted him
all his life, even more, and by thus betraying the
weasel to the hawk he hoped to set the two traitors
by the ears, and to gratify his own vengeance by seeing
them tear each other to pieces. Accordingly he
now informed Ki Ki of everything — how the
weasel had disclosed the names of all those who attended
the secret meeting (except one, i.e., the owl,
which, for reasons of his own, the weasel had suppressed),
particularly stating that Ki Ki had taken a foremost
part, that Kapchack was enraged against the hawk,
and had already promised the weasel the chief command,
so that in three days Ki Ki would be superseded.
Ki Ki, suppressing his agitation,
thanked the mole very cordially for his trouble, and
soared towards the sky, but he had scarce gone a hundred
yards before one of Kapchack’s body-guard met
him with a message from the king countermanding the
advance of the army which had been decided upon.
Ki Ki replied that his majesty’s orders should
be implicitly obeyed and continued his upward flight.
He had now no doubt that what the mole had told him
was correct in every particular, since it had been
so immediately confirmed; and as for the thrush, it
seemed clear that Kapchack had some design of saving
himself by the sacrifice of his friends. That
must be his reasons for countermanding the advance — to
give time for negotiation. Angry beyond measure,
Ki Ki flew to his own clump of trees, and calling
to him a keen young hawk — one of his guard,
and who was only too delighted to be selected for
confidential employment — sent him with a
flag of truce to Choo Hoo.
He was to say that Ki Ki, being disgusted
with the treachery of King Kapchack, had determined
to abandon his cause, and that on the day of battle,
in the midst of the confusion, if Choo Hoo would push
forward rapidly, Ki Ki would draw off his contingent
and expose the centre, when Kapchack must inevitably
be destroyed. Away flew the hawk, and thus in
one hour Choo Hoo received three messengers.