The very same morning, after the rain
had ceased, the keeper who looked after the great
woods at the other end of the Long Pond set out with
his gun and his dogs to walk round the preserves.
Now the dogs he took with him were the very best dogs
he had, for that night a young gentleman, who had
just succeeded to the estate, was coming down from
London, and on the following morning would be sure
to go out shooting. This young gentleman had
unexpectedly come into the property through the death
of the owner, who was shot in his bedroom by a burglar.
The robber had once been his groom, and the squirrel
told Bevis how it all happened through a flint falling
out of the hole in the bottom of the waggon which
belonged to the old farmer in whose orchard Kapchack
had his palace.
The heir had been kept at a distance
during the old gentleman’s lifetime, for the
old gentleman always meant to marry and have a son,
but did not do so, and also always meant to make a
will and leave the best part of his estate to somebody
else, but he did not do so, and as the old toad in
the rhubarb patch told Bevis afterwards when he heard
the story, if you are only going to do a thing, it
would be no use if you lived a thousand years, it
would always be just the same. So the young fellow,
who had been poor all his life, when he thus suddenly
jumped into such a property, was not a little elated,
and wrote to the keeper that he should come down and
have some shooting.
The keeper was rather alarmed at this,
for the former owner was not a sporting man, and did
not look strictly after such things, so that the game
had been neglected and had got scarce; and what was
worse, the dogs were out of training. He therefore
got up early that morning, intending to go his rounds
quickly, and then take the dogs out into the stubble,
and try and thrash them into some use. Presently,
as he walked along, he came to the glade in the woods,
and saw the dead hawk hanging from the trap up in
the old oak-tree. Pleased to find that his trap,
so cunningly placed, had not been prepared in vain,
he went up to the oak, leaned his gun against the
trunk, ordered the dogs to lie down (which they did
with some reluctance), and then climbed up into the
tree to re-set the gin.
He took the hawk from the trap (his
feathers were all draggled and wet from the rain),
and threw the dead bird down; and, whether it was that
the act of throwing it caused an extra strain upon
the bough, or whether the storm had cracked it in
the night, or whether it had rotted away more than
appeared on the surface, or whether it was all of these
things together, certain it is the bough broke, and
down came the keeper thud on the sward. The bough
fell down with him, and as it fell it struck the gun,
and the gun exploded, and although the dogs scampered
aside when they heard the crack, they did not scamper
so quick but one of them was shot dead, and the other
two were mortally wounded.
For a while the keeper lay there stunned,
with the wet grass against his face. But by-and-by,
coming to himself, he sat up with difficulty, and
called for assistance, for he could not move, having
sprained one ankle, and broken the small bone of the
other leg. There he sat and shouted, but no one
came for some time, till presently a slouching labourer
(it was the very same who put up the wire by the copse
in which the hare was caught) chanced to pass by outside
the wood. The keeper saw him, but hoarse with
shouting, and feeling faint too (for a sprained ankle
is extremely painful), he could not make him hear.
But he bethought him of his gun, and dragging it to
him, hastily put in a cartridge and fired.
The report drew the labourer’s
attention, and peering into the wood, he saw some
one on the ground waving a white handkerchief.
After looking a long time, he made up his mind to
go and see what it was; but then he recollected that
if he put his foot inside the wood he should be trespassing,
and as he had got a wire in his pocket that would be
a serious matter. So he altered his mind, and
went on.
Very likely the keeper was angry,
but there was no one to hear what he said except the
dead hawk. He would have fired off fifty cartridges
if he had had them, but as he did not like a weight
to carry he had only two or three, and these did not
attract attention. As for the labourer, about
midday, when he sat down to lunch in the cart-house
at the farm where he worked with the other men, he
did just mention that he thought he had seen something
white waving in the wood, and they said it was odd,
but very likely nothing to speak of.
One of the wounded dogs ran home,
bleeding all the way, and there crept into his kennel
and died; the other could not get so far, but dropped
in a hedge. The keeper’s wife wondered
why he did not come home to dinner, but supposed,
with a sigh, that he had looked in at an alehouse,
and went on with her work.
The keeper shouted again when his
throat got less hoarse, but all the answer he obtained
was the echo from the wood. He tried to crawl,
but the pain was so exquisite he got but a very little
way, and there he had to lie. The sun rose higher
and shone out as the clouds rolled away, and the rain-drops
on the grass glistened bright till presently they dried
up.
With the gleaming of the sun there
was motion in the woods: blackbirds came forth
and crossed the glades; thrushes flew past; a jay fluttered
round the tops of the firs; after a while a pheasant
came along the verge of the underwood, now stepping
out into the grass, and now back again into the bushes.
There was a pleasant cawing of rooks, and several
small parties of wood-pigeons (doubtless from Choo
Hoo’s camp) went over. Two or three rabbits
hopped out and fed; humble-bees went buzzing by; a
green woodpecker flashed across the glade and disappeared
among the trees as if an arrow had been shot into
the woods.
The slow hours went on, and as the
sun grew hotter the keeper, unable to move, began
to suffer from the fierceness of the rays, for anything
still finds out the heat more than that which is in
movement. First he lifted his hat from time to
time above his head, but it was not much relief, as
the wind had fallen. Next he tried placing his
handkerchief inside his hat. At last he took
off his coat, stuck the barrels of his gun into the
ground (soft from the rain), and hung the coat upon
it. This gave him a little shadow. The dead
oak-tree having no leaves cast but a narrow shade,
and that fell on the opposite side to where he was.
In the afternoon, when the heat was
very great and all the other birds appeared to have
gone, a crow came (one of Kauc’s retainers) and
perched low down on an ash-tree not more than fifty
yards away. Perhaps it was the dead dog; perhaps
it was the knowledge that the man was helpless, that
brought him. There he perched, and the keeper
reviled him, wishing that he had but saved one of
his cartridges, and forgetting that even then the
barrels of his gun were too full of earth. After
a while the crow flew idly across to the other side
of the glade, and went out of sight; but it was only
for a short time, and presently he came back again.
This the crow did several times, always returning to
the ash.
The keeper ran over in his mind the
people who would probably miss him, and cause a search
to be made. First there was his wife; but once,
when he had been a long time from home, and she in
a great alarm had sought for him, she found him drunk
at the alehouse, and he beat her for her trouble.
It was not likely that she would come. The lad
who acted as his assistant (he had but one, for, as
previously stated, the former owner did not shoot)
was not likely to look for him either, for not long
since, bringing a message to his superior, he discovered
him selling some game, and was knocked down for his
pains. As for his companions at the alehouse,
they would be all out in the fields, and would not
assemble till night: several of them he knew were
poachers, and though glad enough to share his beer
would not have looked towards him if in distress.
The slow hours wore on, and the sun
declining a little, the shadow of the dead oak moved
round, and together with his coat sheltered him fairly
well. Weary with the unwonted labour of thinking,
the tension of his mind began to yield, and by-and-by
he dropped asleep, lying at full length upon his back.
The crow returned once more to the ash, and looked
at the sleeping man and the dead dog, cleaned his beak
against the bough, and uttered a low croak. Once
he flew a little way out towards them, but there was
the gun: it was true he knew very well there was
no powder (for, in the first place, he could not smell
any, and, secondly, if there had been any he knew
he should have had the shot singing about his ears
long before this; you see, he could put two and two
together), still there was the gun. The dog does
not like the corner where the walking-stick stands.
The crow did not like the gun, though it was stuck
in the ground: he went back to the ash, cleaned
his bill, and waited.
Something came stealthily through
the grass, now stopping, now advancing with a creeping,
evil motion. It was the weasel. When he stole
away from the wood-pile, after escaping from the trap,
he made up the field towards the copse, but upon reflection
he determined to abandon his lair in the hollow elm,
for he had so abused Bevis’s good-nature that
he doubted whether Bevis might not attack him even
there despite the squirrel. He did not know exactly
where to go, knowing that every creature was in secret
his enemy, and in his wounded state, unable to move
quickly or properly defend himself, he dreaded to trust
himself near them. After a while he remembered
the old dead oak, which was also hollow within, and
which was so far from the copse it was not probable
Bevis would find it.
Thither he bent his painful steps,
for his broken rib hurt him very much, and after many
pauses to rest, presently, in the afternoon, he came
near. Lifting his head above the grass he saw
the dead dog, and the sleeping keeper; he watched
them a long time, and seeing that neither of them
moved he advanced closer. As he approached he
saw the dead hawk, and recognised one of Ki Ki’s
retainers; then coming to the dog, the blood from
the shot wounds excited his terrible thirst. But
it had ceased to flow; he sniffed at it and then went
towards the man.
The crow, envious, but afraid to join
the venture, watched him from the ash. Every
few inches the weasel stayed, lifted his head; looked,
and listened. Then he advanced again, paused,
and again approached. In five minutes he had
reached the keeper’s feet; two minutes more and
he was by his waist. He listened again; he sniffed,
he knew it was dangerous, but he could not check the
resistless prompting of his appetite.
He crept up on the keeper’s
chest; the crow fidgeted on the ash. He crept
up to the necktie; the crow came down on a lower bough.
He moved yet another inch to the collar; the crow
flew out ten yards and settled on the ground.
The collar was stiff, and partly covered that part
of the neck which fascinated the weasel’s gaze.
He put his foot softly on the collar; the crow hopped
thrice towards them. He brought up his other
foot, he sniffed — the breath came warm from
the man’s half-open lips — he adventured
the risk, and placed his paw on the keeper’s
neck.
Instantly — as if he had
received an electric shock — the keeper started
to his knees, shuddering; the weasel dropped from his
neck upon the ground, the crow hastened back to the
ash. With a blow of his open hand the keeper
knocked the weasel yards away; then, in his rage and
fear, with whitened face, he wished instead he had
beaten the creature down upon the earth, for the weasel,
despite the grinding of his broken rib, began to crawl
off, and he could not reach him.
He looked round for a stick or stone,
there was none; he put his hand in his pocket, but
his knife had slipped out when he fell from the tree.
He passed his hands over his waistcoat seeking for
something, felt his watch — a heavy silver
one — and in his fury snatched it from the
swivel, and hurled it at the weasel. The watch
thrown with such force missed the weasel, struck the
sward, and bounded up against the oak: the glass
shivered and flew sparkling a second in the sunshine;
the watch glanced aside, and dropped in the grass.
When he looked again the weasel had gone. It
was an hour before the keeper recovered himself — the
shuddering terror with which he woke up haunted him
in the broad daylight.
An intolerable thirst now tormented
him, but the furrow was dry. In the morning,
he remembered it had contained a little water from
the rain, which during the day had sunk into the earth.
He picked a bennet from the grass and bit it, but
it was sapless, dried by the summer heat. He
looked for a leaf of sorrel, but there was none.
The slow hours wore on; the sun sank below the wood,
and the long shadows stretched out. By-and-by
the grass became cooler to the touch; dew was forming
upon it. Overhead the rooks streamed homewards
to their roosting trees. They cawed incessantly
as they flew; they were talking about Kapchack and
Choo Hoo, but he did not understand them.
The shadows reached across the glade,
and yonder the rabbits appeared again from among the
bushes where their burrows were. He began now
to seriously think that he should have to pass the
night there. His ankle was swollen, and the pain
almost beyond endurance. The slightest attempt
at motion caused intense agony. His one hope now
was that the same slouching labourer who had passed
in the morning would go back that way at night; but
as the shadows deepened that hope departed, and he
doubted too whether any one could see him through
the underwood in the dark. The slouching labourer
purposely avoided that route home. He did not
want to see anything, if anything there was.
He went round by the high road, and
having had his supper, and given his wife a clout
in the head, he sauntered down to the alehouse.
After he had taken three quarts of beer, he mentioned
the curious incident of the white handkerchief in
the woods to his mates, who congratulated him on his
sense in refraining from going near it, as most likely
it was one of that keeper’s tricks, just to
get somebody into the wood. More talk, and more
beer. By-and-by the keeper’s wife began
to feel alarmed. She had already found the dead
dog in the kennel; but that did not surprise her in
the least, knowing her husband’s temper, and
that if a dog disobeyed it was not at all unusual
for a cartridge to go whistling after him.
But when the evening came, and the
darkness fell; when she had gone down to the alehouse,
braving his wrath, and found that he was not there,
the woman began to get hysterical. The lad who
acted as assistant had gone home, so she went out
into the nearest stubble herself, thinking that her
husband must have finished his round before lunch,
and was somewhere in the newly-reaped fields.
But after walking about the rustling stubble till
she was weary, she came back to the alehouse, and
begged the men to tell her if they had seen anything
of him. Then they told her about the white handkerchief
which the slouching poacher had seen in the wood that
morning. She turned on him like a tiger, and
fiercely upbraided him; then rushed from the house.
The sloucher took up his quart, and said that he saw
“no call” to hurry.
But some of the men went after the
wife. The keeper was found, and brought home
on a cart, but not before he had seen the owl go by,
and the dark speck of the bat passing to and fro overhead.
All that day Bevis did not go to the
copse, being much upset with the cheat the weasel
had played him, and also because they said the grass
and the hedges would be so wet after the storm.
Nor did anything take place in the copse, for King
Kapchack moped in his fortress, the orchard, the whole
day long, so greatly was he depressed by the widespread
treason of which the owl had informed him.
Choo Hoo, thinking that the treaty
was concluded, relaxed the strictness of discipline,
and permitted his army to spread abroad from the camp
and forage for themselves. He expected the return
of the ambassador with further communications, and
ordered search to be made for every dainty for his
entertainment; while the thrush, for whom this care
was taken, had not only ceased to exist, but it would
have been impossible to collect his feathers, blown
away to every quarter.
The vast horde of barbarians were
the more pleased with the liberty accorded to them,
because they had spent so ill a night while the gale
raged through their camp. So soon as the sun began
to gleam through the retreating clouds, they went
forth in small parties, many of which the keeper saw
go over him while lying helpless by the dead oak-tree.
King Kapchack, after the owl had informed
him of the bewildering maze of treason with which
he was surrounded, moped, as has been said before,
upon his perch. In the morning, wet and draggled
from the storm, his feathers out of place, and without
the spirit to arrange them, he seemed to have grown
twenty years older in one night, so pitiable did he
appear. Nor did the glowing sun, which filled
all other hearts with joy, reach his gloomy soul.
He saw no resource; no enterprise suggested itself
to him; all was dark at noonday.
An ominous accident which had befallen
the aged apple-tree in which his palace stood contributed
to this depression of mind. The gale had cracked
a very large bough, which, having shown signs of weakness,
had for many years been supported by a prop carefully
put up by the farmer. But whether the prop in
course of time had decayed at the line where the air
and earth exercise their corroding influence upon wood;
or whether the bough had stiffened with age, and could
not swing easily to the wind; or whether, as seems
most likely, the event occurred at that juncture in
order to indicate the course of fate, it is certain
that the huge bough was torn partly away from the
trunk, leaving a gaping cavity.
Kapchack viewed the injury to the
tree, which had so long sustained his family and fortune,
with the utmost concern; it seemed an omen of approaching
destruction so plain and unmistakable that he could
not look at it; he turned his mournful gaze in the
opposite direction. The day passed slowly, as
slowly as it did to the keeper lying beneath the oak,
and the king, though he would have resented intrusion
with the sharpest language, noticed with an increasing
sense of wrong that the court was deserted, and with
one exception none called to pay their respects.
The exception was Eric, the favourite
missel-thrush, who alone of all the birds was allowed
to frequent the same orchard. The missel-thrush,
loyal to the last, came, but seeing Kapchack’s
condition, did not endeavour to enter into conversation.
As for the rest, they did not venture from fear of
the king’s violent temper, and because their
unquiet consciences made them suspect that this unusual
depression was caused by the discovery of their treachery.
They remained away from dread of his anger. Kapchack,
on the other hand, put their absence down to the mean
and contemptible desire to avoid a falling house.
He observed that even the little Te-te,
the tomtit, and chief of the secret police, who invariably
came twice or thrice a day with an account of some
gossip he had overheard, did not arrive. How low
he must have fallen, since the common informers disdained
to associate with him!
Towards the evening he sent for his
son, Prince Tchack-tchack, with the intention of abdicating
in his favour, but what were his feelings when the
messenger returned without him! Tchack-tchack
refused to come. He, too, had turned away.
Thus, deserted by the lovely La Schach, for whom
he had risked his throne; deserted by the whole court
and even by his own son; the monarch welcomed the
darkness of the night, the second of his misery, which
hid his disgrace from the world.
The owl came, faithful by night as
the missel-thrush by day, but Kapchack, in the deepest
despondency, could not reply to his remarks.
Twice the owl came back, hoping to find his master
somewhat more open to consolation, and twice had to
depart unsuccessful. At last, about midnight,
the king, worn out with grief, fell asleep.
Now the same evening the hare, who
was upon the hills as usual, as she came by a barn
overheard some bats who lived there conversing about
the news which they had learnt from their relations
who resided in the woods of the vale. This was
nothing less than the revelations the dying hawk had
made of the treacherous designs of Ki Ki and the weasel,
which, as the owl had suspected, had been partly overheard
by the bats. The hare, in other circumstances,
would have rejoiced at the overthrow of King Kapchack,
who was no favourite with her race, for he had, once
or twice, out of wanton cruelty, pecked weakly leverets
to death, just to try the temper of his bill.
But she dreaded lest if he were thrust down the weasel
should seize the sovereignty, the weasel, who had already
done her so much injury, and was capable of ruining
not only herself but her whole nation if once he got
the supreme power.
Not knowing what to do herself for
the best, away she went down the valley and over the
steep ridges in search of a very old hare, quite hoar
with age — an astrologer of great reputation
in those parts. For the hares have always been
good star-gazers, and the whole race of them, one
and all, are not without skill in the mystic sciences,
while some are highly charged with knowledge of futurity,
and have decided the fate of mighty battles by the
mere direction in which they scampered. The old
hare no sooner heard her information than he proceeded
to consult the stars, which shone with exceeding brilliance
that night, as they often do when the air has been
cleared by a storm, and finding, upon taking accurate
observations, that the house of Jupiter was threatened
by the approach of Saturn to the meridian, he had
no difficulty in pronouncing the present time as full
of danger and big with fate.
The planets were clearly in combination
against King Kapchack, who must, if he desired to
avoid extinction, avoid all risks, and hide his head,
as it were, in a corner till the aspect of the heavens
changed. Above all things let him not make war
or go forth himself into the combat; let him conclude
peace, or at least enter into a truce, no matter at
what loss of dignity, or how much territory he had
to concede to conciliate Choo Hoo. His person
was threatened, the knife was pointed at his heart;
could he but wait a while, and tide as it were over
the shallows, he might yet resume the full sway of
power; but if he exposed his life at this crisis the
whole fabric of his kingdom might crumble beneath his
feet.
Having thus spoken, the hoary astrologer
went off in the direction of Stonehenge, whose stones
formed his astrolabe, and the hare, much excited with
the communication she had received (confirmed as it
was too by the facts of the case), resolved to at
once warn the monarch of his danger. Calling
a beetle, she charged him with a message to the king:
That he should listen to the voice of the stars, and
conclude peace at no matter what cost, or at least
a truce, submitting to be deprived of territory or
treasure to any amount or extent, and that above all
things he should not venture forth personally to the
combat. If he hearkened he would yet reign; if
he closed his ears the evil influence which then threatened
him must have its way. Strictly enjoining the
beetle to make haste, and turn neither to the right
nor the left, but to speed straight away for the palace,
she dismissed him.
The beetle, much pleased to be employed
upon so important a business, opened his wing-cases,
began to hum, and increasing his pace as he went,
flew off at his utmost velocity. He passed safely
over the hills, descended into the valley, sped across
the fields and woods, and in an incredibly short space
of time approached the goal of his journey. The
wall of the orchard was in sight, he began to repeat
his message to himself, so as to be sure and not miss
a word of it, when going at this tremendous pace,
and as usual, without looking in front, but blundering
onwards, he flew with his whole force against a post.
His body, crushed by the impetus of its own weight,
rebounded with a snap, and he fell disabled and insensible
to the earth.