On being shown, by an elderly housekeeper
with a Berlin wool fringe, into an old-fashioned oval
book-room, Lady Enid and the Prophet discovered the
astronomer sitting there tete-a-tete with a
muffin, which lay on a china plate surrounded by manuscripts,
letters, pamphlets, books and blotting-paper.
He was engaged in tracing lines upon an immense sheet
of foolscap with the aid of a ruler and a pair of
compasses, and when he perceived his visitors, he merely
rolled his glassy eyes at them, shook his large head
as if in rebuke, and then returned to his occupation
without uttering a word.
Lady Enid was in nowise abashed.
She looked more sensible even than usual, and at once
commenced her campaign by the remark,
“I know you wonder why I wanted
to see you this afternoon, Sir Tiglath. Well,
I’ll tell you at once. Mr. Vivian has persuaded
me to act as his ambassador.”
At this very unexpected statement
the Prophet started, and was about to utter what might,
perhaps, have taken the form of a carefully-worded
denial, when Lady Enid made a violent face at him,
and proceeded, in a calm manner.
“He wishes you to do something
for him, and he has confessed to me that he does not
quite like to ask you himself.”
On hearing these words the Prophet’s
brain, already sorely tried by the tragic duel which
had taken place between himself and the couple who
lived beside the Mouse, temporarily collapsed.
He attempted no protest. His mind indeed was
not in a condition to invent one. He simply sat
down on a small pile of astronomical instruments which,
with some scientific works, an encyclopaedia and a
pair of carpet slippers, occupied the nearest chair,
and waited in a dazed manner for what would happen
next.
Sir Tiglath continued measuring and
drawing lines with a very thin pen, and Lady Enid
proceeded further to develop her campaign.
“Mr. Vivian tells me,”
she said, “that he has a very old and dear friend
who is most anxious to make your acquaintance not,
of course, for any idle social purpose, but in order
to consult you on some obscure point connected with
astronomy that only you can render clear. Isn’t
this so, Mr. Vivian?”
The Prophet shifted uneasily on the
astronomical instruments, and, grasping the carpet
slippers with one hand to steady himself, in answer
to an authoritative sign from Lady Enid, feebly nodded
his head.
“But,” Lady Enid continued,
apparently warming to her lies, “Mr. Vivian
and his friend, knowing how much your time is taken
up by astronomical research and how intensely valuable
it is to the world at large, have not hitherto dared
to intrude upon it, although they have wished to do
so for a very long time, and have even made one attempt at
the Colley Cibber Club.”
The Prophet gasped. Sir Tiglath
took a bit out of the muffin and returned to his tracing
and measuring.
“On that occasion you may remember,”
Lady Enid went on with increasing vivacity and assurance,
“you declined to speak. This naturally damped
Mr. Vivian who is very sensitive, though
you might not think it” here she
cast a glance at the instruments on which the Prophet
sat “and his friend. So much
so, in fact, that unless I had undertaken to act for
them I daresay they would have let the matter drop.
Wouldn’t you, Mr. Vivian?” she added swiftly
to the Prophet.
“Certainly,” he answered,
like a creature in a dream. “Certainly.”
“More especially as the friend,
Mrs. Vane Bridgeman” the Prophet at
this point made an inarticulate, but very audible,
noise that might have meant anything, and that did
in fact mean “Merciful Heavens! what will become
of me?” “Mrs. Vane Bridgeman
is also of a very retiring disposition and would hate
to put such a man as you are to the slightest inconvenience.”
Sir Tiglath took another bite at the
muffin, which seemed to be getting the worst of the
tete-a-tete, rummaged among the mess of things
that loaded his table till he found a gigantic book,
opened it, and began to compare some measurements
in it with those he had made on the foolscap paper.
His brick-red face glistened in the light of the lamp
that stood beside him. His moist red lips shone,
and he seemed totally unaware that there was anyone
in the chamber endeavouring to gain his attention.
“In these circumstances, Sir
Tiglath,” Lady Enid went on, with pleasant ease,
and a sort of homespun self-possession that trumpeted,
like a military band, her sensibleness, “Mr.
Vivian consulted me as to what to do; whether to give
the whole thing up, or to make an appeal to you at
the risk of disturbing you and taking up a little of
your precious time. When he had explained the
affair to me, however, I at once felt certain that
you would wish to know of it. Didn’t I,
Mr. Vivian? Didn’t I say, only this afternoon,
that we must at once take a four-wheeler to Sir Tiglath’s?”
“Yes, you did,” said the Prophet, in a
muffled voice.
“For I knew that no investigation,
no serious, reverent investigation into heavenly,
that is starry, conditions could be indifferent to
you, Sir Tiglath.”
The astronomer, who had been in the
act of lifting the last morsel of the muffin to his
mouth, put it down again, and Lady Enid, thus vehemently
encouraged, went on more rapidly.
“You know of Mr. Vivian’s
interest, almost more than interest, in the planets.
This interest is shared, was indeed prompted by Mrs.
Bridgeman, a woman of serious attainments and a cultivated
mind. Isn’t she, Mr. Vivian?”
The Prophet heard a voice reply, “Oh,
yes, she is.” He often wondered afterwards
whether it was his own.
“It seems that she, during certain
researches, hit upon an idea with regard to well,
shall I say with regard to certain stars? which
she communicated to Mr. Vivian in the hope that he
would carry it further, and in fact clear it up.
Didn’t she, Mr. Vivian?”
“Oh, yes, she did,” said
a voice, to which the Prophet again listened with
strained attention.
“It was in connection with this
idea that Mr. Vivian developed his enthusiasm for
the telescope which led him, perhaps, a
little too far, Sir Tiglath, but I’m sure Mrs.
Merillia and you have quite forgotten that!”
Here Lady Enid paused, and the astronomer
achieved the final conquest of the muffin.
“He and Mrs. Bridgeman have
been, in fact, working together, she being the brain,
as it were, and Mr. Vivian the eye. You’ve
been the eye, Mr. Vivian?”
“I’ve been the eye.”
“But, despite all their ardour
and assiduity, they have come to a sort of deadlock.
In these circumstances they come to you, making me as
your, may I say intimate, friend? their
mouthpiece.”
Here Lady Enid paused rather definitely,
and cast a glance of apparently violent invitation
at the Prophet, as if suggesting that he must now
amplify and fill in her story. As he did not do
so, a heavy silence fell in the room. Sir Tiglath
had returned to his measuring, and Lady Enid, for
the first time, began to look slightly embarrassed.
Sending her eyes vaguely about the apartment, as people
do on such occasions, she chanced to see a newspaper
lying on the floor near to her. She bent down
towards it, then raising herself up she said,
“Mrs. Bridgeman some time ago
came to the conclusion that there was probably oxygen
in certain stars, and not only in the fixed stars.”
At this remark the astronomer’s
countenance completely changed. He swung round
in his revolving chair, wagged his huge head from side
to side, and finally roared at the Prophet,
“Is she telling the truth?”
“I beg your pardon,” said the Prophet,
bounding on the instruments.
“Get off those precious tools,
young man, far more valuable than your finite carcase!
Get off them this moment and answer me is
this young female speaking the truth?”
The Prophet got off the instruments
and, in answer to a firm, Scottish gesture from Lady
Enid, nodded his head twice.
“What!” continued Sir
Tiglath, puffing out his cheeks, “a woman be
a pioneer among the Heavenly Bodies!”
The Prophet nodded again, as mechanically as a penny
toy.
“The old astronomer is exercised,”
bawled Sir Tiglath, with every symptom of acute perturbation.
“He is greatly exercised by the narrative of
the young female!”
So saying, he heaved himself up out
of his chair and began to roll rapidly up and down
the room, alternately distending his cheeks and permitting
them to collapse.
“I should tell you also, Sir
Tiglath,” interposed Lady Enid, as if struck
by a sudden idea, “that Mrs. Bridgeman’s
original adviser and assistant in her astronomical
researches was a certain Mr. Sagittarius, who is also
an intimate friend of Mr. Vivian’s.”
The Prophet sat down again upon the
instruments with a thud.
“Get off those precious tools,
young man!” roared the astronomer furiously.
“Would you impose your vile body upon the henchmen
of the stars?”
The Prophet got up again and leaned against the wall.
“I feel unwell,” he said
in a low voice. “Exceedingly unwell.
I regret that I must really be going.”
Lady Enid did not seem to regret this
abrupt indisposition. Perhaps she thought that
she had already accomplished her purpose. At any
rate she got up too, and prepared to take leave.
The astronomer was still in great excitement.
“Who is this Mr. Sagittarius?” he bellowed.
“A man of science. Isn’t he, Mr.
Vivian?”
“Yes.”
“An astronomer of remarkable attainments, Mr.
Vivian?”
“Yes.”
“One knows not his abnormal name,” cried
the astronomer.
“He is very modest, very retiring.
Mrs. Bridgeman’s is really the only house in
London at which you can meet him. Isn’t
that so, Mr. Vivian?”
“Yes.”
“You say he has made investigation
into the possibility of there being oxygen in many
of the holy stars?”
“Mr. Vivian!”
“Yes.”
“The old astronomer must encounter
him!” exclaimed Sir Tiglath, puffing furiously
as he rolled about the room.
“Mr. Vivian will arrange it,”
Lady Enid said, with sparkling eyes, “at Mrs.
Bridgeman’s. That’s a bargain.
Come, Mr. Vivian!”
And almost before the Prophet knew
what she was doing, she had maneuvered him out into
Kensington Square, and was pioneering him swiftly
towards the High street.
“We’ll take a hansom home,”
she said gaily, “and the man can drive as fast
as ever he likes.”
In half a minute the Prophet found
himself in a hansom, bowling along towards Mayfair.
The first words he said, when he was able to speak,
were,
“Why Mr. Sagittarius oh,
why?”
Lady Enid smiled happily.
“It just struck me while I was
talking to Sir Tiglath that I would introduce Mr.
Sagittarius into the affair.”
“Oh, why?”
“Why because it seemed
such an utterly silly thing to do,” she answered.
“Didn’t it?”
The Prophet was silent.
“Didn’t it?” she repeated.
“A thing worthy of Miss Minerva.”
It seemed to the Prophet just then
as if Miss Minerva were going to wreck his life and
prepare him accurately for a future in Bedlam.
“And besides you wouldn’t tell me who
Mr. Sagittarius was,” she added.
The Prophet began to realise that
it is very dangerous indeed to deny the curiosity
of a woman.
“What a mercy it is,”
Lady Enid continued lightly, “that Malkiel is
a syndicate, instead of a man. If he wasn’t,
and Sir Tiglath ever got to know him, he would try
to murder him, and how foolish that would be!
It would be rather amusing, though, to see Sir Tiglath
do a thoroughly foolish thing, wouldn’t it!”
The Prophet’s blood ran cold
in the cab, as he began, for the first time, to see
clearly into the elaborate mind of Miss Minerva, into
the curiously deliberate complications of a definite
and determined folly. He perceived the danger
that threatened the prophet who dwelt beside the Mouse,
but he had recovered himself by this time sufficiently
to meet craft with craft. And he therefore answered
carelessly,
“Yes, it is lucky that Malkiel’s a syndicate.”
When they reached Hill street Lady Enid said,
“I’m so much obliged to
you, Mr. Vivian, for all you’ve done for Miss
Minerva.”
“Not at all.”
“The next step is to introduce
you to Mrs. Bridgeman, and you can introduce her to
Mr. Sagittarius. Then I’ll introduce Sir
Tiglath to her and she will introduce Mr. Sagittarius
to him. It all works out so beautifully!
Thank you a thousand times. You’ll hear
from me. Probably I’ll give you your directions
how to act to-morrow. Good-night.”
The Prophet drove on to Berkeley Square,
feeling that, between Mr. and Madame Sagittarius and
Miss Minerva, he was being rapidly directed to his
doom.