They sat down to an island dinner,
remarkable for its variety and excellence; turtle
soup and steak, fish, fowls, a sucking pig, a cocoanut
salad, and sprouting cocoanut roasted for dessert.
Not a tin had been opened; and save for the oil and
vinegar in the salad, and some green spears of onion
which Attwater cultivated and plucked with his own
hand, not even the condiments were European. Sherry,
hock, and claret succeeded each other, and the Farallone
champagne brought up the rear with the dessert.
It was plain that, like so many of
the extremely religious in the days before teetotalism,
Attwater had a dash of the epicure. For such
characters it is softening to eat well; doubly so to
have designed and had prepared an excellent meal for
others; and the manners of their host were agreeably
mollified in consequence.
A cat of huge growth sat on his shoulders
purring, and occasionally, with a deft paw, capturing
a morsel in the air. To a cat he might be likened
himself, as he lolled at the head of his table, dealing
out attentions and innuendoes, and using the velvet
and the claw indifferently. And both Huish and
the captain fell progressively under the charm of
his hospitable freedom.
Over the third guest, the incidents
of the dinner may be said to have passed for long
unheeded. Herrick accepted all that was offered
him, ate and drank without tasting, and heard without
comprehension. His mind was singly occupied in
contemplating the horror of the circumstances in which
he sat. What Attwater knew, what the captain designed,
from which side treachery was to be first expected,
these were the ground of his thoughts. There
were times when he longed to throw down the table and
flee into the night. And even that was debarred
him; to do anything, to say anything, to move at all,
were only to precipitate the barbarous tragedy; and
he sat spellbound, eating with white lips. Two
of his companions observed him narrowly, Attwater
with raking, sidelong glances that did not interrupt
his talk, the captain with a heavy and anxious consideration.
‘Well, I must say this sherry
is a really prime article,’ said Huish.
‘’Ow much does it stand you in, if it’s
a fair question?’
’A hundred and twelve shillings
in London, and the freight to Valparaiso, and on again,’
said Attwater. ’It strikes one as really
not a bad fluid.’
’A ‘undred and twelve!’
murmured the clerk, relishing the wine and the figures
in a common ecstasy: ‘O my!’
‘So glad you like it,’
said Attwater. ’Help yourself, Mr Whish,
and keep the bottle by you.’
‘My friend’s name is Huish
and not Whish, sit,’ said the captain with a
flush.
‘I beg your pardon, I am sure.
Huish and not Whish, certainly,’ said Attwater.
‘I was about to say that I have still eight dozen,’
he added, fixing the captain with his eye.
‘Eight dozen what?’ said Davis.
‘Sherry,’ was the reply.
’Eight dozen excellent sherry. Why, it seems
almost worth it in itself; to a man fond of wine.’
The ambiguous words struck home to
guilty consciences, and Huish and the captain sat
up in their places and regarded him with a scare.
‘Worth what?’ said Davis.
‘A hundred and twelve shillings,’ replied
Attwater.
The captain breathed hard for a moment.
He reached out far and wide to find any coherency
in these remarks; then, with a great effort, changed
the subject.
‘I allow we are about the first
white men upon this island, sir,’ said he.
Attwater followed him at once, and
with entire gravity, to the new ground. ‘Myself
and Dr Symonds excepted, I should say the only ones,’
he returned. ’And yet who can tell?
In the course of the ages someone may have lived here,
and we sometimes think that someone must. The
cocoa palms grow all round the island, which is scarce
like nature’s planting. We found besides,
when we landed, an unmistakable cairn upon the beach;
use unknown; but probably erected in the hope of gratifying
some mumbo jumbo whose very name is forgotten, by
some thick-witted gentry whose very bones are lost.
Then the island (witness the Directory) has been twice
reported; and since my tenancy, we have had two wrecks,
both derelict. The rest is conjecture.’
‘Dr Symonds is your partner, I guess?’
said Davis.
’A dear fellow, Symonds!
How he would regret it, if he knew you had been here!’
said Attwater.
’’E’s on the Trinity ‘All,
ain’t he?’ asked Huish.
’And if you could tell me where
the Trinity ’All was, you would confer a favour,
Mr Whish!’ was the reply.
‘I suppose she has a native crew?’ said
Davis.
‘Since the secret has been kept
ten years, one would suppose she had,’ replied
Attwater.
’Well, now, see ‘ere!’
said Huish. ’You have everything about you
in no end style, and no mistake, but I tell you it
wouldn’t do for me. Too much of “the
old rustic bridge by the mill”; too retired,
by ’alf. Give me the sound of Bow Bells!’
‘You must not think it was always
so,’ replied Attwater, ’This was once
a busy shore, although now, hark! you can hear the
solitude. I find it stimulating. And talking
of the sound of bells, kindly follow a little experiment
of mine in silence.’ There was a silver
bell at his right hand to call the servants; he made
them a sign to stand still, struck the bell with force,
and leaned eagerly forward. The note rose clear
and strong; it rang out clear and far into the night
and over the deserted island; it died into the distance
until there only lingered in the porches of the ear
a vibration that was sound no longer. ’Empty
houses, empty sea, solitary beaches!’ said Attwater.
’And yet God hears the bell! And yet we
sit in this verandah on a lighted stage with all heaven
for spectators! And you call that solitude?’
There followed a bar of silence, during
which the captain sat mesmerised.
Then Attwater laughed softly.
’These are the diversions of a lonely, man,’
he resumed, ’and possibly not in good taste.
One tells oneself these little fairy tales for company.
If there should happen to be anything in folk-lore,
Mr Hay? But here comes the claret. One does
not offer you Lafitte, captain, because I believe
it is all sold to the railroad dining cars in your
great country; but this Brine-Mouton is of a good
year, and Mr Whish will give me news of it.’
‘That’s a queer idea of
yours!’ cried the captain, bursting with a sigh
from the spell that had bound him. ’So you
mean to tell me now, that you sit here evenings and
ring up... well, ring on the angels... by yourself?’
’As a matter of historic fact,
and since you put it directly, one does not,’
said Attwater. ’Why ring a bell, when there
flows out from oneself and everything about one a
far more momentous silence? the least beat of my heart
and the least thought in my mind echoing into eternity
for ever and for ever and for ever.’
’O look ‘ere,’ said
Huish, ’turn down the lights at once, and the
Band of ‘Ope will oblige! This ain’t
a spiritual séance.’
’No folk-lore about Mr Whish I
beg your pardon, captain: Huish not Whish, of
course,’ said Attwater.
As the boy was filling Huish’s
glass, the bottle escaped from his hand and was shattered,
and the wine spilt on the verandah floor. Instant
grimness as of death appeared on the face of Attwater;
he smote the bell imperiously, and the two brown natives
fell into the attitude of attention and stood mute
and trembling. There was just a moment of silence
and hard looks; then followed a few savage words in
the native; and, upon a gesture of dismissal, the
service proceeded as before.
None of the party had as yet observed
upon the excellent bearing of the two men. They
were dark, undersized, and well set up; stepped softly,
waited deftly, brought on the wines and dishes at a
look, and their eyes attended studiously on their
master.
‘Where do you get your labour from anyway?’
asked Davis.
‘Ah, where not?’ answered Attwater.
‘Not much of a soft job, I suppose?’ said
the captain.
‘If you will tell me where getting
labour is!’ said Attwater with a shrug.
’And of course, in our case, as we could name
no destination, we had to go far and wide and do the
best we could. We have gone as far west as the
Kingsmills and as far south as Rapa-iti. Pity
Symonds isn’t here! He is full of yarns.
That was his part, to collect them. Then began
mine, which was the educational.’
‘You mean to run them?’ said Davis.
‘Ay! to run them,’ said Attwater.
‘Wait a bit,’ said Davis,
’I’m out of my depth. How was this?
Do you mean to say you did it single-handed?’
‘One did it single-handed,’
said Attwater, ’because there was nobody to
help one.’
‘By God, but you must be a holy
terror!’ cried the captain, in a glow of admiration.
‘One does one’s best,’ said Attwater.
‘Well, now!’ said Davis,
’I have seen a lot of driving in my time and
been counted a good driver myself; I fought my way,
third mate, round the Cape Horn with a push of packet
rats that would have turned the devil out of hell
and shut the door on him; and I tell you, this racket
of Mr Attwater’s takes the cake. In a ship,
why, there ain’t nothing to it! You’ve
got the law with you, that’s what does it.
But put me down on this blame’ beach alone,
with nothing but a whip and a mouthful of bad words,
and ask me to... no, sir! it’s not good
enough! I haven’t got the sand for that!’
cried Davis. ‘It’s the law behind,’
he added; ’it’s the law does it, every
time!’
‘The beak ain’t as black
as he’s sometimes pynted,’ observed Huish,
humorously.
‘Well, one got the law after
a fashion,’ said Attwater. ’One had
to be a number of things. It was sometimes rather
a bore.’
‘I should smile!’ said
Davis. ‘Rather lively, I should think!’
‘I dare say we mean the same
thing,’ said Attwater. ’However, one
way or another, one got it knocked into their heads
that they must work, and they did... until
the Lord took them!’
’’Ope you made ’em jump,’
said Huish.
‘When it was necessary, Mr Whish, I made them
jump,’ said Attwater.
‘You bet you did,’ cried
the captain. He was a good deal flushed, but
not so much with wine as admiration; and his eyes drank
in the huge proportions of the other with delight.
’You bet you did, and you bet that I can see
you doing it! By God, you’re a man, and
you can say I said so.’
‘Too good of you, I’m sure,’ said
Attwater.
‘Did you did you
ever have crime here?’ asked Herrick, breaking
his silence with a pungent voice.
‘Yes,’ said Attwater, ‘we did.’
‘And how did you handle that, sir?’ cried
the eager captain.
‘Well, you see, it was a queer
case,’ replied Attwater, ’it was a case
that would have puzzled Solomon. Shall I tell
it you? yes?’
The captain rapturously accepted.
‘Well,’ drawled Attwater,
’here is what it was. I dare say you know
two types of natives, which may be called the obsequious
and the sullen? Well, one had them, the types
themselves, detected in the fact; and one had them
together. Obsequiousness ran out of the first
like wine out of a bottle, sullenness congested in
the second. Obsequiousness was all smiles; he
ran to catch your eye, he loved to gabble; and he had
about a dozen words of beach English, and an eighth-of-an-inch
veneer of Christianity. Sullens was industrious;
a big down-looking bee. When he was spoken to,
he answered with a black look and a shrug of one shoulder,
but the thing would be done. I don’t give
him to you for a model of manners; there was nothing
showy about Sullens; but he was strong and steady,
and ungraciously obedient. Now Sullens got into
trouble; no matter how; the regulations of the place
were broken, and he was punished accordingly without
effect. So, the next day, and the next, and the
day after, till I began to be weary of the business,
and Sullens (I am afraid) particularly so. There
came a day when he was in fault again, for the oh,
perhaps the thirtieth time; and he rolled a dull eye
upon me, with a spark in it, and appeared to speak.
Now the regulations of the place are formal upon one
point: we allow no explanations; none are received,
none allowed to be offered. So one stopped him
instantly; but made a note of the circumstance.
The next day, he was gone from the settlement.
There could be nothing more annoying; if the labour
took to running away, the fishery was wrecked.
There are sixty miles of this island, you see, all
in length like the Queen’s Highway; the idea
of pursuit in such a place was a piece of single-minded
childishness, which one did not entertain. Two
days later, I made a discovery; it came in upon me
with a flash that Sullens had been unjustly punished
from beginning to end, and the real culprit throughout
had been Obsequiousness. The native who talks,
like the woman who hesitates, is lost. You set
him talking and lying; and he talks, and lies, and
watches your face to see if he has pleased you; till
at last, out comes the truth! It came out of
Obsequiousness in the regular course. I said
nothing to him; I dismissed him; and late as it was,
for it was already night, set off to look for Sullens.
I had not far to go: about two hundred yards
up the island, the moon showed him to me. He was
hanging in a cocoa palm I’m not botanist
enough to tell you how but it’s the
way, in nine cases out of ten, these natives commit
suicide. His tongue was out, poor devil, and
the birds had got at him; I spare you details, he
was an ugly sight! I gave the business six good
hours of thinking in this verandah. My justice
had been made a fool of; I don’t suppose that
I was ever angrier. Next day, I had the conch
sounded and all hands out before sunrise. One
took one’s gun, and led the way, with Obsequiousness.
He was very talkative; the beggar supposed that all
was right now he had confessed; in the old schoolboy
phrase, he was plainly ‘sucking up’ to
me; full of protestations of goodwill and good behaviour;
to which one answered one really can’t remember
what. Presently the tree came in sight, and the
hanged man. They all burst out lamenting for
their comrade in the island way, and Obsequiousness
was the loudest of the mourners. He was quite
genuine; a noxious creature, without any consciousness
of guilt. Well, presently to make a
long story short one told him to go up
the tree. He stared a bit, looked at one with
a trouble in his eye, and had rather a sickly smile;
but went. He was obedient to the last; he had
all the pretty virtues, but the truth was not in him.
So soon as he was up, he looked down, and there was
the rifle covering him; and at that he gave a whimper
like a dog. You could bear a pin drop; no more
keening now. There they all crouched upon the
ground, with bulging eyes; there was he in the tree
top, the colour of the lead; and between was the dead
man, dancing a bit in the air. He was obedient
to the last, recited his crime, recommended his soul
to God. And then...’
Attwater paused, and Herrick, who
had been listening attentively, made a convulsive
movement which upset his glass.
‘And then?’ said the breathless captain.
‘Shot,’ said Attwater. ‘They
came to ground together.’
Herrick sprang to his feet with a shriek and an insensate
gesture.
‘It was a murder,’ he
screamed. ’A cold-hearted, bloody-minded
murder! You monstrous being! Murderer and
hypocrite murderer and hypocrite murderer
and hypocrite ’ he repeated, and his
tongue stumbled among the words.
The captain was by him in a moment.
‘Herrick!’ he cried, ’behave yourself!
Here, don’t be a blame’ fool!’
Herrick struggled in his embrace like
a frantic child, and suddenly bowing his face in his
hands, choked into a sob, the first of many, which
now convulsed his body silently, and now jerked from
him indescribable and meaningless sounds.
‘Your friend appears over-excited,’
remarked Attwater, sitting unmoved but all alert at
table.
‘It must be the wine,’
replied the captain. ’He ain’t no
drinking man, you see. I I think I’ll
take him away. A walk’ll sober him up, I
guess.’
He led him without resistance out
of the verandah and into the night, in which they
soon melted; but still for some time, as they drew
away, his comfortable voice was to be heard soothing
and remonstrating, and Herrick answering, at intervals,
with the mechanical noises of hysteria.
‘’E’s like a bloomin’
poultry yard!’ observed Huish, helping himself
to wine (of which he spilled a good deal) with gentlemanly
ease. ’A man should learn to beyave at
table,’ he added.
‘Rather bad form, is it not?’
said Attwater. ’Well, well, we are left
tete-a-tete. A glass of wine with you, Mr Whish!’