BARRACK-ROOM BALLADS: SAPPERS
When the Waters were dried an’
the Earth did appear
("It’s all one,” says the Sapper),
The Lord He created the Engineer,
Her Majesty’s Royal Engineer,
With the rank and pay of a Sapper!
When the Flood come along
for an extra monsoon,
’Twas Noah constructed
the first pontoon
To
the plans of Her Majesty’s, etc.
But after “fatigue”
in the wet an’ the sun,
Old Noah got drunk, which
he wouldn’t ha’ done
If
he’d trained with, etc.
When the Tower o’ Babel
had mixed up men’s bat,
Some clever civilian was managing
that,
An’
none of, etc.
When the Jews had a fight
at the foot of an ’ill,
Young Joshua ordered the sun
to stand still,
For
he was a Captain of Engineers, etc.
When the Children of Israel
made bricks without straw,
They were learnin’ the
regular work of our Corps,
The
work of, etc.
For ever since then, if a
war they would wage,
Behold us a-shinin’
on history’s page
First
page for, etc.
We lay down their sidings
an’ help ’em entrain,
An’ we sweep up their
mess through the bloomin’ campaign,
In
the style of, etc.
They send us in front with
a fuse an’ a mine
To blow up the gates that
are rushed by the Line,
But
bent by, etc.
They send us behind with a
pick an’ a spade,
To dig for the guns of a bullock-brigade
Which
has asked for, etc.
We work under escort in trousies
an’ shirt,
An’ the heathen they
plug us tail-up in the dirt,
Annoying,
etc.
We blast out the rock an’
we shovel the mud,
We make ’em good roads
an’ they roll down the khud,
Reporting,
etc.
We make ’em their bridges,
their wells, an’ their huts,
An’ the telegraph-wire
the enemy cuts,
An’
it’s blamed on, etc.
An’ when we return an’
from war we would cease,
They grudge us adornin’
the billets of peace,
Which
are kept for, etc.
We build ’em nice barricks they
swear they are bad,
That our Colonels are Methodist,
married or mad,
Insultin’,
etc.
They haven’t no manners
nor gratitude too,
For the more that we help
’em the less will they do,
But
mock at, etc.
Now the Line’s but a
man with a gun in his hand,
An’ Cavalry’s
only what horses can stand,
When
helped by, etc.
Artillery moves by the leave
o’ the ground,
But we are the men
that do something all round,
For
we are, etc.
I have stated it plain, an’
my argument’s thus,
("It’s
all one,” says the Sapper),
There’s only one Corps
which is perfect that’s us;
An’
they call us Her Majesty’s Engineers,
Her
Majesty’s Royal Engineers,
With
the rank and pay of a Sapper!