I
Mrs. Serina Pepperall had called her
husband twice without success. It was at that
hatefulest hour of the whole week when everybody that
has to get up is getting up and realizing that it
is Monday morning, and raining besides.
It is bad enough for it to be Monday,
but for it to be raining is inexcusable.
Young Horace Pepperall used to say
that that was the reason the world didn’t improve
much. People got good on Sunday, and then it had
to go and be Monday. He had an idea that if Sunday
could be followed by some other day, preferably Saturday,
there would be more happiness and virtue in the world.
Mrs. Pepperall used to say that her boy was quite a
ph’losopher in his way. Mr. Pepperall said
he was a hopeless loafer and spent more time deciding
whether he’d ought to do this or that than it
would have taken to do ’em both twice. Whereupon
Mrs. Pepperall, whose maiden name was Boody daughter
of Mrs. Ex-County-Clerk Boody would remind
her husband that he was only a Pepperall, after all,
while her son was at least half Boody. Whereupon
her husband would remind her of certain things about
the Boodys. And so it would go. But that
was other mornings. This was this morning.
Among all the homes that the sun looked
upon or would have looked upon if it could
have looked upon anything and if it hadn’t been
raining and the Pepperall roof had not been impervious
to light, though not to moisture among
them all, surely the Pepperall reveille would have
been the least attractive. Homer never got his
picture of rosy-fingered Aurora smilingly leaping
out of the couch of night from any such home as the
Pepperalls’ in Carthage.
Serina was as unlike Aurora as possible.
Aurora is usually poised on tiptoe, with her well-manicured
nails gracefully extended, and nothing much about
her except a chariot and more or less chiffon, according
to whether the picture is for families or bachelors.
Serina was entirely surrounded by
flannelette, of simple and pitilessly chaste design a
hole at the top for her head to go through and a larger
one at the other extreme for her feet to stick out
at. But it was so long that you couldn’t
have seen her feet if you had been there. And
Papa Pepperall, who was there, was no longer interested
in those once exciting ankles. They had been
more interesting when there had been less of them.
But we’d better talk about the sleeves.
The sleeves were so long that they
kept falling into the water where Serina was making
a hasty toilet at the little marble-topped altar to
cleanliness which the Pepperalls called the “worsh-stand” that
is, the “hand-wash-basin,” as Mrs. Hippisley
called it after she came back from her never-to-be-forgotten
trip to England.
But then Serina’s sleeves had
always been falling into the suds, and ever since
she could remember she had rolled them up again with
that peculiar motion with which people roll up sleeves.
This morning, having failed to elicit papa from the
bed by persuasion, she made such a racket about her
ablutions that he lifted his dreary lids at last.
He realized that it was morning, Monday, and raining.
It irritated him so that he glared at his faithful
wife with no fervor for her unsullied and unwearied if
not altogether unwearisome devotion.
He watched her roll up those sleeves thrice more.
Somehow he wanted to scream at the futility of it.
But he checked the impulse partly, and it was with
softness that he made a comment he had choked back
for years. “Serina ” he
began.
“Well,” she returned,
pausing with the soap clenched in one hand.
He spoke with the luxurious leisureliness
and the pauses for commas of a nearly educated man
lolling too long abed:
“Serina, it has just occurred
to me that, since we have been married, you have expended,
on rolling back those everlastingly relapsing sleeves
of yours, enough energy to have rolled the Sphinx of
Egypt up on top of the Pyramid of Cheops.”
Serina was so surprised that she shot
the slippery soap under the wash-stand. She went
right after it. There may be nymphs who can stalk
a cake of soap under a wash-stand with grace, but
Serina was not one of them. Her indolent spouse
made another cynical comment:
“Don’t do that! You
look like the Goddess of Liberty trying to peek into
the Subway.”
But she did not hear him. She
was rummaging for the soap and for an answer to his
first remark. At length she emerged with both.
She stood up and panted.
“Well, I can’t see as
it would ‘a’ done me any good if I had
have!”
“Had have what?” her husband
yawned, having forgotten his original remark.
“Got the Sphinnix on top of
the Cheops. And besides, I’ve been meaning
to hem them up; but now that you’ve gone bankrupt
again, and I have to do my own cooking and all ”
“But, my dear Serina, you’ve
said the same thing ever since we were married.
What frets me is to think of the terrible waste of
labor with nothing to show for it.”
She sniffed, and retorted with all
the superiority of the unsuccessful wife of an unsuccessful
husband:
“Well, I can’t see as
you’re so smart. Ever since we been married
you been goin’ to that stationery-store of yours,
and you never learned enough to keep from going bankrupt
three times. And now they’ve shut the shop,
and you’ve nothing better to do than lay in bed
and make fun of me that have slaved for you and your
children.”
They were always his children when
she talked of the trouble they were. Her all
too familiar oration was interrupted by the eel-like
leap of the soap. This time it described a graceful
arc that landed it under the middle of the bed a
double bed at that.
Pepperall had the gallantry to pursue
it. He went head first over the starboard quarter
of the deck, leaving his feet aboard. Just as
he tagged the soap with his fingers his feet came
on over after him, and he found himself flat on his
back, with his head under the bed and his feet under
the bureau.
When the thunder of his downfall had
subsided he heard Serina say, “Now that you’re
up you better stay up.”
So he wriggled out from under and
got himself aloft, rubbing his indignant back.
If Serina was no Aurora rising from the sea, her husband
was no Phoebus Apollo. His gown looked like hers,
only younger. It had a frivolous little pocket,
and the slit-skirt effect on both sides; and it was
cut what is called “misses’ length,”
disclosing two of the least attractive shins in Carthage.
He was aching all over and he was
angry, and he snarled as he stood at the wash-stand:
“Have you finished with this water?”
“Yes,” she said, muffledly, from the depths
of a face-towel.
“Why don’t you ever empty
the bowl then?” he growled, and viciously tilted
the contents into the must I say the awful
word? the slop-jar what other
word is there?
The water splashed over and struck
the bare feet of both icily. They yowled and
danced like Piute Indians, and glared at each other
as they danced. They glared in a nagged rage
that would have turned into an ugly quarrel if a great
sorrow had not suddenly overswept them. They saw
themselves as they were and by a whim of memory they
remembered what they had been. He laughed bitterly:
“It’s the first time we’ve
danced together in a long time, eh?”
Her lower lip began to quiver and
swell quite independently and she sighed:
“Not much like the dances we used to dance.
Oh dear!”
She dropped into a chair and stared,
not at her husband, but at the bridegroom of long
ago he had shriveled from. She remembered those
honeymoon mornings when they had awakened like eager
children and laughed and romped and been glad of the
new day. The mornings had been precious then,
for it was a tragedy to let him go to his shop, as
it was a festival to watch from the porch in the evening
till he came round the corner and waved to her.
She looked from him to herself, to
what she could see of herself it was not
all, but more than enough. She saw her heavy red
hands and the coarse gown over her awkward knees,
and the dismal slovenliness of her attitude.
She felt that he was remembering the slim, wild, sweet
girl he had married. And she was ashamed before
his eyes, because she had let the years prey upon
her and had lazily permitted beauty to escape from
her from her body, her face, her motions,
her thoughts.
She felt that for all her prating
of duty she had committed a great wickedness lifelong.
She wondered if this were not “the unpardonable
sin,” whose exact identity nobody had seemed
to decide to grow strangers with beauty
and to forget grace.
II
Whatever her husband may have been
thinking, he had the presence of mind to hide his
eyes in the water he had poured from the pitcher.
He scooped it up now in double handfuls. He made
a great splutter and soused his face in the bowl,
and scrubbed the back of his neck and behind his ears
and his bald spot, and slapped his eminent collar-bones
with his wet hand. And then he was bathed.
Serina pulled on her stockings, and
hated them and the coarser feet they covered.
She opened the wardrobe door as a screen, less from
modesty for herself than from sudden disgust of her
old corset and her all too sober lingerie. She
resolved that she would hereafter deck herself with
more of that coquetry which had abruptly returned
to her mind as a wife’s most solemn duty.
Then she remembered that they were
poorer than they ever had been. Now they could
not even run into debt again; for who would give them
further credit, since their previous bills had been
canceled by nothing more satisfactory than the grim
“Received payment” of the bankruptcy court?
It was too late for her to reform.
Her song was sung. And as for buying frills and
fallals, there were two daughters to provide for and
a son who was growing into the stratum of foppery.
With a sigh of dismissal she flung on her old wrapper,
whose comfortableness she suddenly despised, and made
her escape, murmuring, “I’ll call the childern.”
She pounded on the boy’s door,
and Horace eventually answered with his regular program
of uncouth noises, like some one protesting against
being strangled to death. These were followed
by moans of woe, and then by far-off-sounding promises
of “Oh, aw ri’, I’m git’nup.”
Serina moved on to her youngest daughter’s
door. She had tapped but once when it was opened
by “the best girl that ever lived,” according
to her father; and according to her mother, “a
treasure; never gave me a bit of trouble plain,
of course, but so willing!”
Ollie was fully dressed and so was
her room, except for the bed, the covers of which
were thrown back like a wave breaking over the footboard.
In fact, after Ollie had kissed her mother she informed
her that the kitchen fire was made, the wash-boiler
on, and the breakfast going.
“You are a treasure!” Serina sighed.
She passed on to the door of Prue.
Prue was the second daughter. Rosie, the eldest,
had married Tom Milford and moved away. She was
having troubles of her own, and children with a regularity
that led Serina to dislike Tom Milford more than ever.
Serina knocked several times at Prue’s
door without response. Then she went in as she
always had to. Prue was still asleep, and her
yesterday’s clothes seemed to be asleep, too,
in all sorts of attitudes and all sorts of places.
The only regularity about the room was the fact that
every single thing was out of place. The dressing-table
held a little chaos, including one stocking.
The other stocking was on the floor. One silken
garter glowed in the southeast corner and one in the
northwest. One shoe reclined in the southwest
corner and the other gaped in the northeast.
But they were pretty shoes.
Her frock was in a heap, but it suggested
a heap of flowers. Hair-ribbons and ribboned
things and a crumpled sash bedecked the carpet.
But the prettiest thing of all was the head half fallen
from the pillow and half smothered in the tangled
skeins of hair. One arm was bent back over her
brow to shut out the sunlight and the other arm dangled
to the floor. There was something adorable about
the round chin nestling in the soft throat. Her
chin seemed to frown with a lovable sullenness.
There was a mysterious grace in the very sprawl vaguely
outlined by the long wrinkles and ridges of the blankets.
Serina shook her head over Prue in
a loving despair. She was the bad boy of the
family, impatient, exacting, hot-tempered, stormy,
luxurious, yet never monotonous.
“You can always put your hand
on Ollie,” Serina would say; “but you
never know where Prue is from one minute to the next.”
Consequently Ollie was not interesting and Prue was.
They were all afraid of Prue and afraid
for her. They all toadied to her and she kept
them excited alarmed, perhaps; angry, oh
yes; but never bored.
And there were rewards in her service,
too, for she could be as stormy with affection as
with mutiny. Sometimes she would attack Serina
with such gusts of gratitude or admiration that her
mother would cry for help. She would squeeze
her father’s ribs till he gasped for breath.
When she was pleased she would dance about the house
like a whirling maenad with ululations of ecstasy.
These crises were sharp, but they left a sweet taste
in the memory.
So Prue had the best clothes and did
the least work. Prue was sent off to boarding-school
in Chicago, though she had never been able to keep
up with her classes in Carthage; while Ollie who
took first prizes till even the goody-goody boys hated
her stayed at home. She had dreamed
of being a teacher in the High, but she never mentioned
it, and she studied bookkeeping and stenography in
the business college so that she could help her father.
Prue had not been home long and had
come home with bad grace. When her father had
found it impossible to borrow more money even to pay
his clerks, to say nothing of boarding-school bills,
he had to write the truth to Prue. He told her
to come again to Carthage.
She did not come back at once and
she refused to explain why. As a matter of fact,
she had desperately endeavored to find a permanent
job in Chicago. It was easy for so attractive
a girl to get jobs, but it was hard for so domineering
a soul to keep one. She was regretfully bounced
out of three department stores in six days for “sassing”
the customers and the aisle-manager.
She even tried the theater. She
was readily accepted by a stage-manager, but when
he found that he could not teach her the usual figures
or persuade her to keep in step or line with the rest
he regretfully let her go.
It was the regularity of it that stumped
Prue. She could dance like a ballerina by herself,
but she could not count “one-two-three-four”
twice in succession. The second time it was “o-o-one-t’threeee-f’r”
and next it would be “onety-thry-fo-o-our.”
Prue hung about Chicago, getting herself
into scrapes by her charm and fighting her way out
of them by her ferocious pride. Finally she went
hungry and came home. When she learned the extent
of her father’s financial collapse she delivered
tirades against the people of Carthage and she sang
him up as a genius. And then she sought escape
from the depression at home by seeking what gaiety
Carthage afforded. She made no effort to master
the typewriter and she declined to sell dry-goods.
Serina stood and studied the sleeping
girl, that strange wild thing she had borne and had
tried in vain to control. She thought how odd
it was that in the mystic transmission of her life
she had given all the useful virtues to Ollie and
none of them to Prue. She wondered what she had
been thinking of to make such a mess of motherhood.
And what could she do to correct the oversight?
Ollie did not need restraint, and Prue would not endure
it. She stood aloof, afraid to waken the girl
to the miseries of existence in a household where
every day was blue Monday now.
Ollie had not waited to be called.
Ollie had risen betimes and done all the work that
could be done, and stood ready to do whatever she could.
Prue was still aloll on a bed of ease. Even to
waken her was to waken a March wind. The moment
she was up she would have everybody running errands
for her. She would be lavish in complaint and
parsimonious of help. And yet she was a dear!
She did enjoy her morning sleep so well. It would
be a pity to disturb her. The rescuing thought
came to Serina that Prue loved to take a long hot
bath on Monday mornings, because on wash-day there
was always a plenty of hot water in the bathroom.
On other mornings the hot-water faucet suffered from
a distressing cough and nothing more.
So she tiptoed out and closed the door softly.
III
At breakfast Ollie waited on the table
after compelling Serina to sit down and eat.
There was little to tempt the appetite and no appetite
to be tempted.
Papa was in the doldrums. He
had always complained before of having to gulp his
breakfast and hurry to the shop. And now he complained
because there was no hurry; indeed, there was no shop.
He must set out at his time of years, after his life
of independent warfare, to ask for enlistment as a
private in some other man’s company in
a town where vacancies rarely occurred and where William
Pepperall would not be welcome.
The whole town was mad at him.
He had owed everybody, and then suddenly he owed nobody.
By the presto-change-o of bankruptcy his debts had
been passed from the hat of unpaid bills to the hat
of worthless accounts.
Serina was as dismal as any wife is
when she is faced with the prospect of having her
man hanging about the house all day. A wife in
a man’s office hours is a nuisance, but a man
at home in household office hours is a pest.
This was the newest but not the least of Serina’s
woes.
Horace was even glummer than ever,
as soggy as his own oatmeal. At best he was one
of those breakfast bruins. Now he was a bear that
has been hit on the nose. He, too, must seek
a job. School had seemed confining before, but
now that he must go to work, school seemed like one
long recess.
Even Ollie was depressed. Hers
was the misery of an active person denied activity.
She had prepared herself as an aid in her father’s
business, and now he had no business. In this
alkali desert of inanition Prue’s vivacious
temper would have been welcome.
“Where’s Prue?” said papa for the
fifth time.
Serina was about to say that she was
still asleep when Prue made her presence known.
Everybody was apprised that the water had been turned
on in the bathroom; it resounded throughout the house.
It seemed to fall about one’s head.
Prue was filling the tub for her Monday
morning siesta. She was humming a strange tune
over the cascade like another Minnehaha. And from
the behavior of the dining-room chandelier and the
plates on the sideboard she was evidently dancing.
“What’s that toon she’s
dancing to?” papa asked, after a while.
“I don’t know,” said Serina.
“I never heard it,” said Ollie.
“Ah,” growled Horace, “it’s
the Argentine tango.”
“The tango!” gasped papa.
“Isn’t that the new dance I’ve been
reading about, that’s making a sensation in
New York?”
“Ah, wake up, pop!” said Horace.
“It’s a sensation here, too.”
“In Carthage? They’re dancing the
tango in our home town?”
“Surest thing you know, pop. The whole
burg’s goin’ bug over it.”
“How is it done? What is it like?”
“Something like this,”
said Horace, and, rising, he indulged in the prehistoric
turkey-trot of a year ago, with burlesque hip-snaps
and poultry-yard scrapings of the foot.
“Stop it!” papa thundered.
“It’s loathsome! Do you mean to tell
me that my daughter does that sort of thing?”
“Sure! She’s a wonder at it.”
“What scoundrel taught my poor child such such Who
taught her, I say?”
“Gosh!” sniffed Horace,
“sis don’t need teachin’. She’s
teachin’ the rest of ’em. They’re
crazy about her.”
“Teaching others! My g-g-goodness!
Where did she learn?”
“Chicago, I guess.”
“Oh, the wickedness of these
cities and the foreigners that are dragging our American
homes down to their own level!”
“I guess the foreigners got
nothin’ on us,” said Horace. “It’s
a Namerican dance.”
“What are we coming to?
Go tell Prue to come here at once. I’ll
put a stop to that right here and now.”
Serina gave him one searing glance,
and he understood that he could not deliver his edict
to Prue yet awhile. He heard her singing even
more barbaric strains. The chandelier danced
with a peculiar savagery, then the dance was evidently
quenched and subdued. Awestruck yowls from above
indicated that Prue was in hot water.
“This is the last straw!”
groaned papa, with all the wretchedness of a father
learning that his daughter was gone to the bad.
IV
Prue did not appear below-stairs for
so long that her father had lost his magnificent running
start by the time she sauntered in all sleek and shiny
and asked for her food. She brought a radiant
grace into the dull gray room; and Serina whispered
to Will to let her have her breakfast first.
She and Ollie waited on Prue, while
the father paced the floor, stealing sidelong glances
at her, and wondering if it were possible that so sweet
a thing should be as vicious as she would have to be
to tango.
When she had scoured her plate and
licked her spoon with a child-like charm her father
began to crank up his throat for a tirade. He
began with the reluctant horror of a young attorney
cross-examining his first murderer:
“Prue I want to to er Prue,
do you did you ever This er this
tango business Prue have you do
you er What do you know about
it?”
“Well, of course, papa, they
change it so fast on you it’s hard to keep up
with it, but I was about three days ahead of Chicago
when I left there. I met with a man who had just
stepped off the twenty-hour train and I learned all
he knew before I turned him loose.”
In a strangled tone the father croaked,
“You dance it, then?”
“You bet! Papa, stand up
and I’ll show you the very newest roll.
It’s a peach. Put your weight on your right
leg. Say, it’s a shame we haven’t
a phonograph! Don’t you suppose you could
afford a little one? I could have you all in
fine form in no time. And it would be so good
for mamma.”
Papa fell back into a chair with just
strength enough to murmur, “I want you to promise
me never to dance it again.”
“Don’t be foolish, you dear old bump-on-a-log!”
“I forbid you to dance it ever again.”
She laughed uproariously: “Listen
at the old Skeezicks! Get up here and I’ll
show you the cutest dip.”
When at last he grew angry, and made
her realize it, she flared into a tumult of mutiny
that drove him out into the rain. He spent the
day looking for a job without finding one. Horace
came home wet and discouraged with the same news.
Ollie, the treasure, however, announced that she had
obtained a splendid position as typist in Judge Hippisley’s
office, at a salary of thirty dollars a month.
William was overjoyed, but Serina
protested bitterly. She and Mrs. Judge Hippisley
had been bitter social rivals for twenty years.
They had fought each other with teas and euchre parties
and receptions from young wifehood to middle-aged
portliness. And now her daughter was to work in
that hateful Anastasia Hippisley’s old fool of
a husband’s office? Well, hardly!
“It’s better than starving,”
said Ollie, and for once would not be coerced, though
even her disobedience was on the ground of service.
After she had cleared the table and washed the dishes
she set out for her room, lugging a typewriter she
had borrowed to brush up her speed on.
Prue had begged off from even wiping
the dishes, because she had to dress. As Ollie
started up-stairs to her task she was brought back
by the door-bell. She ushered young Orton Hippisley
into the parlor. He had come to take Prue to
a dance.
When papa heard this mamma had to
hold her hand over his mouth to keep him from making
a scene. He was for kicking young Hippisley out
of the house.
“And lose me my job?” gasped Ollie.
The overpowered parent whispered his
determination to go up-stairs and forbid Prue to leave.
He went up-stairs and forbade her, but she went right
on binding her hair with Ollie’s best ribbon.
In the midst of her father’s peroration she
kissed him good-by and danced down-stairs in Ollie’s
new slippers. Her own had been trotted into shreds.
Papa sat fuming all evening.
He would not go to bed till Prue came home to the
ultimatum he was preparing for her. From above
came the tick-tock-tock of Ollie’s typewriter.
It got on his nerves, like rain on a tin roof.
“To think of it Ollie
up-stairs working her fingers to the bone to help
us out, and Prue dancing her feet off disgracing us!
To think that one of our daughters should be so good
and one so bad!”
“I can’t believe that
our little Prue is really bad,” Serina sighed.
“Yet girls do go wrong, don’t
they?” her husband groaned. “This
morning’s paper prints a sermon about the tango.
Reverend Doctor What’s-his-name, the famous
New York newspaper preacher, tears the whole tango
crowd to pieces. He points out that the tango
is the cause of the present-day wickedness, the ruin
of the home!”
Serina was dismal and terrified, but
from force of habit she took the opposite side.
“Oh, they were complaining of
divorces long before the tango was ever heard of.
That same preacher used to blame them on the bicycle,
then on the automobile and the movies. And now
it’s the tango. It’ll be flying-machines
next.”
Papa was used to fighting with mamma,
and he roared with fine leoninity: “Are
you defending your daughter’s shamelessness?
Do you approve of the tango?”
“I’ve never seen it.”
“Then it must be just because
you always encourage your children to flout my authority.
I never could keep any discipline because you always
fought for them, encouraged them to disobey their father,
to to to ”
She chanted her responses according
to the familiar family antipathy antiphony. They
talked themselves out eventually; but Prue was not
home. Ollie gradually typewrote herself to sleep
and Prue was not home. Horace came in from the
Y. M. C. A. bowling-alley and went to bed, and Prue
was not home.
The old heads nodded. The sentinels
slept. At some dimly distant time papa woke with
a start and inquired, “Huh?”
Mamma jumped and gasped, “Who?”
They were shivering with the after-midnight
chill of the cold room, and Prue was not home.
Papa snapped his watch open and snapped it shut; and
the same to his jaw:
“Two o’clock! And Prue not home.
I’m going after her!”
He thrust into his overcoat, slapped
his hat on his aching head, flung open the door.
And Prue came home.
She was alone! And in tears!
V
As papa’s overcoat slid off
his arms and his hat off his head she tore down her
gloves, tossed her cloak in the direction of the hat-tree
and stumbled up the stairs, sobbing. Her mother
caught her hand.
“What’s the matter, honey?”
Prue wrenched loose and went on up.
Father and mother stared at her, then
at each other, then at the floor. Each read the
same unspeakable fear in the other’s soul.
Serina ran up the stairs as fast as she could.
William automatically locked the doors and windows,
turned out the lights, and followed.
He paused in the upper hall to listen. Prue was
explaining at last.
“It’s that Orton Hippisley,” Prue
sobbed.
“What what has he done?” Serina
pleaded, and Prue sobbed on:
“Oh, he got fresh! Some
of these fellas in this town think that because a
girl likes to have a good time and knows how to dance
they can get fresh with her. I didn’t like
the way Ort Hippisley held me and I told him.
Finally I wouldn’t dance any more with him.
I gave his dances to Grant Beadle till the last; then
Ort begged so hard I said all right. And he danced
like a gentleman. But on the way home he he
put his arm round me. And when I told him to
take it away he wouldn’t. He said I had
been in his arms half the evening before folks, and
if I hadn’t minded then I oughtn’t to
mind now. And I said: ’Is that so?
Well, it’s mighty different when you’re
dancing.’ And he said, ‘Oh no, it
isn’t,’ and I said, ‘Oh yes, it
is.’ And he tried to kiss me and I hauled
off and smashed him right in the nose. It bloodied
all over his dress soot, and I’m glad of it.”
Somehow Papa Pepperall felt such an
impulse to give three cheers that he had to put his
own hand over his mouth. He tiptoed to his room,
and when mamma appeared to announce with triumph,
“I guess Prue hasn’t gone to the bad yet,”
papa said: “Who said she had? Prue
is the finest girl in America!”
“I thought you were saying ”
“Why can’t you ever once
get me right? I was saying that Prue is too fine
a girl to be allowed to mingle with that tango set.
I’m going to cowhide that Hippisley cub.
And Prue’s not going to another one of those
dances.”
But he didn’t. And she did.
VI
Ollie was up betimes the next morning
to get breakfast and make haste to her office.
She was so excited that she dropped a stove-lid on
the coalscuttle just as her mother appeared.
“For mercy’s sake, less
noise!” Serina whispered. “You’ll
wake poor Prue!”
Ollie next dropped the tray she had
just unloaded on the table. Serina was furious.
Ollie whispered:
“I’m so nervous for fear
I’ve lost my job at Judge Hippisley’s,
now that Prue had to go and slap Orton.”
“Always thinking of yourself,”
was Serina’s rebuke. “Don’t
be so selfish!”
But Ollie’s fears were wasted.
Orton Hippisley might have boasted of kisses he did
not get, but not of the slaps that he did. He
had gained a new respect for Prue, and at the first
opportunity pleaded for forgiveness, eying her little
fist the while. He begged her to go with him
to a dance at his home that evening.
She forgave him for the sake of the
invitation and she glided and dipped at
the judge’s house while Ollie spent the evening
in his office trying to finish the day’s work.
Her speed was not yet up to requirements. Prue’s
speed was.
Other girls watched Prue manipulating
her members in the intricate mechanisms of the latest
dances. They begged her to teach them, but she
laughed and said: “It’s easy.
Just watch what I do and do the same.”
So Raphael told his pupils and Napoleon his subordinates.
That night Ollie and Prue reached
home at nearly the same time. Ollie told how
well she was getting along in the judge’s office.
Prue told how she had made wall-flowers of everybody
else in Mrs. Hippisley’s parlor. Let those
who know a mother’s heart decide which daughter
Serina was the prouder of, the good or the bad.
She told William about it how
Ollie had learned to type letters with both hands
and how Prue got there with both feet. And papa
said, “She’s a great girl!”
And that was singular.
VII
A few mornings later Judge Hippisley
stopped William on the street and spoke in his best
bench manner:
“Will, I hate to speak about
your daughter, but I’ve got to.”
“Why, Judge, what’s Ollie done? Isn’t
she fast enough?”
“Ollie’s all right.
I’m speaking of Prue. She’s entirely
too fast. I want you to tell her to let my son
alone.”
“Why, I you he ”
“My boy was clerking in Beadle’s
hardware-store, learning the business and earning
twelve dollars a week. And now he spends half
his time dancing with that dam daughter
of yours. And Beadle is going to fire him if
he doesn’t ’tend to business better.”
“I I’ll speak
to Prue,” was all Pepperall dared to say.
The judge had too many powers over him to be talked
back to.
Papa spoke to Prue and it amused her
very much. She said that old Mr. Beadle had better
speak to his own boy, who was Orton’s fiercest
rival at the dances. And as for the fat old judge,
he’d better take up dancing himself.
The following Sunday three of the
Carthage preachers attacked the tango. One of
them used for his text Matthew xiv:6, and the other
used Mark vi:22. Both told how John the Baptist
had lost his head over Salome’s dancing.
Doctor Brearley chose Isaiah lix:7 “Their feet
run to evil ... their thoughts are thoughts of iniquity;
wasting and destruction are in their paths.”
Mr. and Mrs. Pepperall and Ollie sat
under Doctor Brearley. Prue had slept too late
to be present. Doctor Brearley blamed so many
of the evils of the world on the tango craze that
if a visitor from Mars had dropped into a pew he might
have judged that the world had been an Eden till the
tango came. But then Doctor Brearley had always
blamed old things on new things.
It was a ferocious sermon, however,
and the wincing Pepperalls felt that it was aimed
directly at them. When Doctor Brearley denounced
modern parents for their own godlessness and the irreligion
of their homes, William took the blame to himself.
On his way home he announced his determination to
resume the long-neglected family custom of reading
from the Bible.
After the heavy Sabbath dinner had
been eaten Prue was up in time for this
rite he gathered his little flock in the
parlor for a solemn while. It had been his habit
to choose the reading of the day at random he
called it “letting the Lord decide.”
The big rusty-hinged Bible fell open with a loud puff
of dust several years old. Papa adjusted his
spectacles and read what he found before him:
“Nehemiah x: ’Now
those that sealed were, Nehemiah, the Tirshatha, the
son of Hachaliah, and Zidkijah, Seraiah, Azariah, Jeremiah,
Pashur, Amariah, Malchijah, Hattush ...’”
He began to breathe hard. He was lost in an impenetrable
forest of names, and he could not pronounce one of
them. He sneaked a peek ahead, dimly made out
“Bunni, Hizkijah, Magpiash and Hashub,”
and choked.
It looked like sacrilege, but he ventured
to close the Book and open it once more.
This time he happened on the last
chapter of the Book of Judges, wherein is the chronicle
of the plight of the tribe of Benjamin, which could
not get women to marry into it. The wife famine
of the Benjamites was not in the least interesting
to Mr. Pepperall, but he would not tempt the Lord
again. So he read on, while the children yawned
and shuffled, Prue especially.
Suddenly Prue sat still and listened,
and papa’s cough grew worse. He was reading
about the “feast of the Lord in Shiloh yearly,”
and how the elders of the congregation ordered the
children of Benjamin to go and lie in wait in the
vineyards.
“’And see, and behold,
if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances,
then come ye out of the vineyards and catch you every
man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh....
“’And the children of
Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to
their number, of them that danced, whom they caught:
and they went and returned unto their inheritance,
and repaired the cities, and dwelt in them....
“’In those days there
was no king in Israel; every man did that which was
right in his own eyes.”
He closed the Book and stole a glance
at Prue. Her eyes were so bright with triumph
that he had to say:
“Of course that proves nothing
about dancing. It doesn’t say that the
Shiloh girls made good wives.”
Prue had the impudence to add, “And
it doesn’t say that the sons of Benjamin were
good dancers.”
Her father silenced her with a scowl
of horror. Then he made a long prayer, directed
more at his family than at the Lord. It apparently
had an equal effect on each. After a hymn had
been mumbled through the family dispersed.
Prue lingered just long enough to
capture the Bible and carry it off to her room in
a double embrace. Serina and William tried to
be glad to see her sudden interest, but they were
a little afraid of her exact motive.
She made no noise at all and did not
come down in time to help get supper the
sad, cold supper of a Sunday evening. She slipped
into the dining-room just before the family was called.
Papa found at his plate a neat little stack of cards,
bearing each a carefully lettered legend in Prue’s
writing. He picked them up, glanced at them, and
flushed.
“I dare you to read them,” said Prue.
So he read: “’To
every thing there is a season, and a time to every
purpose under the heaven ... a time to mourn and a
time to dance.... He hath made every thing beautiful
in his time.’ Ecclesiastes iii.
“’Let them praise his
name in the dance ... for the Lord taketh pleasure
in his people.... Praise him with the timbrel
and dance.... Praise him upon the loud cymbals.’
Psalms cxlix, cl.
“’O virgin of Israel ...
thou shalt go forth in the dances of them that make
merry.... Then shall the virgin rejoice in the
dance, both young men and old together.’
Jeremiah xxxi.
“‘We have piped unto you,
and ye have not danced.’ Matthew xi:
17.
“’Michal, Saul’s
daughter, looked through a window, and saw King David
leaping and dancing before the Lord; and she despised
him in her heart.... Therefore Michal the daughter
of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.’
II Samuel vi: 16, 23.”
Papa did not fall back upon the Shakesperean
defense that the devil can quote Scripture to his
purpose. He choked a little and filled his hand
with the apple-butter he was spreading on his cold
biscuit. Then he said:
“It’s not that I don’t
believe in dancing. I don’t say all dances
are immor’l.”
“You better not,” said
Serina, darkly. “You met me at a dance.
We used to dance all the time till you got so’s
you wouldn’t take me to parties any more.
And you got so clumsy and I began to take on flesh,
and ran short of breath like.”
“Oh, there’s mor’l
dances as well as immor’l dances,” William
confessed, not knowing the history of the opposition
every dance has encountered in its younger days.
“The waltz now, or the lancers or the Virginia
reel. Even the two-step was all right. But
this turkey-trot-tango business it’s
goin’ to be the ruination of the home. It
isn’t fit for decent folks to look at, let alone
let their daughters do. I want you should quit
it, Prue. If you need exercise help your mother
with the housework. You go and tango round with
a broom awhile. I don’t see why you don’t
try to help your sister, too, and make something useful
of yourself. I tell you, in these days a woman
ought to be able to earn her own living same’s
a man. You could get a good position in Shillaber’s
dry-goods store if you only would.”
Prue wriggled her shoulders impatiently
and said: “I guess I’m one of those
Shiloh girls. I’ll just dance round awhile,
and maybe some rich Benjamin gent’man will grab
me and take me off your hands.”
VIII
One evening Prue came home late to
supper after a session at Bertha Appleby’s.
An informal gathering had convened under the disguise
of a church-society meeting, only to degenerate into
a dancing-bee after a few perfunctory formalities.
Prue had just time to seize a bite
before she went to dress for a frankly confessed dancing-bout
at Eliza Erf’s. As she ate with angry voracity
she complained:
“I guess I’ll just quit
going to dances. I don’t have a bit of fun
any more.”
Her father started from his chair
to embrace the returned prodigal, but he dropped into
Ollie’s place as Prue exclaimed:
“Everybody is always at me for
help. ‘Prue, is this right?’ ’Prue,
teach me that.’ ‘Oh, what did you
do then?’ ’Is it the inside foot or the
outside you start on?’ ‘Do you drop on
the front knee or the hind?’ ’Do you do
the Innovation?’ Why, it’s worse than teaching
school!”
“Why don’t you teach school?”
said William, feebly. “There’s going
to be a vacancy in the kindergarten.”
Prue sniffed. “I see myself!”
And went to her room to dress.
Her father sank back discouraged.
What ailed the girl? She simply would not take
life seriously. She would not lift her hand to
help. When they were so poor and the future so
dour, how could she keep from earning a little money?
Was she condemned to be altogether useless, shiftless,
unprofitable? A weight about her father’s
neck till he could shift her to the neck of some unhappy
husband?
He remembered the fable of the ant
and the locust. Prue was the locust, frivoling
away the summer. At the first cold blast she would
be pleading with the industrious ant, Ollie, to take
her in. In the fable the locust was turned away
to freeze, but you couldn’t do that with a human
locust. The ants just have to feed them.
Poor Ollie!
Munching this quinine cud of thought,
he went up to bed. He was footsore from tramping
the town for work. He had covered almost as much
distance as Prue had danced. He was all in.
She was just going out.
She kissed him good night, but he
would not answer. She went to kiss her mother
and Ollie and Horace. Ollie was practising shorthand,
and kissed Prue with sorrowing patience. Horace
dodged the kiss, but called her attention to an article
in the evening paper:
“Say, Prue, if you want to get
rich quick whyn’t you charge for your tango
advice? Says here that teachers are springing
up all over Noo York and Chicawgo, and they get big,
immense prices.”
“How much?” said Prue, indifferently.
“Says here twenty-five dollars
an hour. Some of ’em’s earning a couple
of thousand dollars a week.”
This information went through the
room like a projectile from a coast-defense gun.
Serina listened with bated breath as Horace read the
confirmation. She shook her head:
“It beats all the way vice pays in this world.”
Horace read on. The article described
how some of the most prominent women in metropolitan
society were sponsoring the dances. A group of
ladies, whose names were more familiar to Serina than
the Christian martyrs, had rented a whole dwelling-house
for a dancing couple to disport in, so that the universal
amusement could be practised exclusively.
That settled Serina. Whatever
Mrs. and Miss
and the mother of the Duchess of
did was better than right. It was swell.
Prue’s frown now was the frown
of meditation. “If they charge twenty-five
dollars an hour in New York, what ought to be the price
in Carthage?”
“About five cents a week,”
said Serina, who did not approve of Carthage.
“Nobody in this town would pay anything for anything.”
“We used to pay old Professor
Durand to teach us to waltz and polka,” said
Horace, “in the good old days before pop got
the bankruptcy habit.”
That night Prue made an experiment.
She danced exclusively with Ort Hippisley and Grant
Beadle, the surest-footed bipeds in the town.
When members of the awkward squad pleaded to cut in
she danced away impishly, will-o’-the-wispishly.
When the girls lifted their skirts and asked her to
correct their footwork she referred them to the articles
in the magazines.
She was chiefly pestered by Idalene
Brearley, daughter of the clergyman, and his chief
cross.
Finally Idalene Brearley tore Prue
from the arms of Ort Hippisley, backed her into a
corner, and said:
“Say, Prue, you’ve got
to listen! I’m invited to visit the swellest
home in Council Bluffs for a house-party. They
call it a week-end; that shows how swell they are.
They’re going to dance all the time. When
it comes to these new dances I’m weak at both
ends, head and feet.” She laughed shamelessly
at her own joke, as women do. “I don’t
want to go there like I’d never been any place,
or like Carthage wasn’t up to date. I’m
just beginning to get the hang of the Maxixe and the
Hesitation, and I thought if you could give me a couple
of days’ real hard work I wouldn’t be
such an awful gump. Could you? Do you suppose
you could? Or could you?”
Prue looked such astonishment at this
that Idalene hastened to say:
“O’ course I’m not
asking you to kill yourself for nothing. How much
would you charge? Of course I haven’t much
saved up; but I thought if I took two lessons a day
you could make me a special rate. How much would
it be, d’you s’pose? Or what do you
think?”
Prue wondered. This was a new
and thrilling moment for her. A boy is excited
enough over the first penny he earns, but he is brought
up to earn money. To a girl, and a girl like
Prue, the luxury was almost intolerably intense.
She finally found voice to murmur:
“How much you gettin’ for the lessons
you give?”
Idalene had, for the sake of pin money,
been giving a few alleged lessons in piano, voice,
water-colors, bridge whist, fancy stitching, brass-hammering,
and things like that. She answered Prue with
reluctance:
“I get fifty cents an hour.
But o’ course I make a specialty of those things.”
“I’m making a specialty of dancing,”
said Prue, coldly.
Idalene was torn between the bitterly
opposite emotions of getting and giving. Prue
tried to speak with indifference, but she looked as
greedy as the old miser in the “Chimes of Normandy.”
“Fifty cents suits me, seeing it’s you.”
Idalene gasped: “Well,
o’ course, two lessons a day would be a dollar.
Could you make it six bits by wholesale?”
Prue didn’t see how she could.
Teaching would interfere so with her amusements.
Finally Idalene sighed:
“Oh, well, all right! Call
it fifty cents straight. When can I come over
to your house?”
“To my house?” gasped
Prue. “Papa doesn’t approve of my
dancing. I’ll come to yours.”
“Oh no, you won’t,”
gasped Idalene. “My father doesn’t
dream that I dance. I’m going to let him
sleep as long as I can.”
Here was a plight! Mrs. Judge
Hippisley strolled up and demanded, “What’s
all this whispering about?”
They explained their predicament.
Mrs. Hippisley thought it was a perfectly wonderful
idea to take lessons. She would let Prue teach
Idalene in her parlor if Prue would teach her at the
same time for nothing.
“Unless you think I’m
too old and stupid to learn,” she added, fishingly.
Prue put a catfish on her hook:
“Oh, Mrs. Hippisley, I’ve seen women much
older and fatter and stupider than you dancing in Chicago.”
While the hours of tuition were being
discussed Bertha Appleby tiptoed up to eavesdrop,
and pleaded to be accepted as a pupil. And she
forced on the timorous Prue a quarter as her matriculation
fee.
Orton Hippisley beau’d Prue
home that night, and they paused in an arcade of maples
to practise a new step she had been composing in the
back of her head.
He was an apt pupil, and when they
had resumed their homeward stroll she neglected to
make him take his arm away. Encouraged, he tried
to kiss her when they reached the gate. She cuffed
him again, but this time her buffet was almost a caress.
She sighed:
“I can’t get very mad
at you, you’re such a quick student. I hope
your mother will learn as fast.”
“My mother!” he exclaimed.
“Yes. She wants me to teach her the one-step.”
“Don’t you dare!”
“And why not?” she asked, with sultry
calm.
“Do you think I’ll let my mother carry
on like that? Well, hardly!”
“Oh, so what I do isn’t good enough for
your mother!”
“I don’t mean just that; but can’t
you see Wait a minute ”
She slammed the gate on his outstretched
fingers and he went home fondling his wound.
The next day he strolled by the parlor
door at his own home, but Prue would not speak to
him and his mother was too busy to invite him in.
It amazed him to see how humble his haughty mother
was before the hitherto neglected Prue.
Prue would have felt sorrier for him
if she had not been so exalted over her earnings.
She had not let on at home about her
class till she could lay the proof of her success
on the supper-table. When she stacked up the entire
two dollars that she had earned by only a few miles
of trotting, it looked like the loot the mercenaries
captured in that old Carthage which the new Carthage
had never heard of.
The family was aghast. It was
twice as much as Ollie had earned that day. Ollie’s
money “came reg’lar,” of course,
and would total up more in the long run.
But for Prue to earn anything was
a miracle. And in Carthage two dollars is two
dollars, at the very least.
IX
The news that Carthage had a tango-teacher
created a sensation rivaling the advent of its first
street-car. It gave the place a metropolitan
flavor. If it only had a slums district, now,
it would be a great and gloriously wicked city.
Prue was fairly besieged with applicants
for lessons. Those who could dance a few steps
wanted the new steps. Those who could not dance
at all wanted to climb aboard the ark.
Mrs. Hippisley’s drawing-room
did not long serve its purpose. On the third
day the judge stalked in. He came home with a
chill. At the sight of his wife with one knee
up, trying to paw like a horse, his chill changed
to fever. His roar was heard in the kitchen.
He was so used to domineering that he was not even
afraid of his wife when he was in the first flush
of rage.
Prue and Idalene and Bertha he would
have sentenced to deportation if he had had the jurisdiction.
He could at least send them home. He threatened
his wife with dire punishments if she ever took another
step of the abominable dance.
Prue was afraid of the judge, but
she was not afraid of her own father. She told
him that she was going to use the parlor, and he told
her that she wasn’t. The next day he came
home to find the class installed.
He peeked into the parlor and saw
Bertha Appleby dancing with Idalene Brearley.
Prue was in the arms of old “Tawm” Kinch,
the town scoundrel, a bald and wealthy old bachelor
who had lingered uncaught like a wise old trout in
a pool, though generations of girls had tried every
device, from whipping the’ stream to tickling
his sides. He had refused every bait and lived
more or less alone in the big old mansion he had inherited
from his skinflint mother.
At the sight of Tawm Kinch in his
parlor embracing his daughter and bungling an odious
dance with her, William Pepperall saw red. He
would throw the old brute out of his house. As
he made his temper ready Mrs. Judge Hippisley hurried
up the hall. She had walked round the block,
crossed two back yards and climbed the kitchen steps
to throw the judge off the scent. William could
hardly make a scene before these women. He could
only protest by leaving the house.
He found that, having let the outrage
go unpunished, once, it was hard to work up steam
to drive it out the second day. Also he remembered
that he had asked Tawm Kinch for a position in his
sash-and-blind factory and Tawm had said he would
see about it. Attacking Tawm Kinch would be like
assaulting his future bread and butter. He kept
away from the house as much as he could, sulking like
a punished boy. One evening as he went home to
supper, purposely delaying as long as possible, he
saw Tawm Kinch coming from the house. He ran
down the steps like an urchin and seized William’s
hand as if he had not seen him for a long time.
“Take a walk with me, Bill,”
he said, and led William along an unfrequented side
street. After much hemming and hawing he began:
“Bill, I got a proposition to make you.
I find there’s a possibility of a p’sition
openin’ up in the works and maybe I could fit
you into it if you’d do something for me.”
William tried not to betray his overweening joy.
“I’d always do anything
for you, Tawm,” he said. “I always
liked you, always spoke well of you, which is more
’n I can say of some of the other folks round
here.”
Tawm was flying too high to note the
raw tactlessness of this; he went right on:
“Bill or Mr. Pepperall,
I’d better say I’m simply dead
gone on that girl of yours. She’s the sweetest,
smartest, gracefulest thing that ever struck this
town, and when I Well, I’m afraid
to ask her m’self, but I was thinkin’
if you could arrange it.”
“Arrange what?”
“I want to marry her. I
know I’m no kid, but she could have the big
house, and I can be as foolish as anybody about spending
money when I’ve a mind to. Prue could have
’most anything she wanted and I could give you
a good job. And then ever’body would be
happy.”
X
Papa did his best to be dignified
and not turn a handspring or shout for joy. He
was like a boy trying to look sad when he learns that
the school-teacher is ill. He managed to hold
back and tell Tawm Kinch that this was kind of sudden
like and he’d have to talk to the wife about
it, and o’ course the girl would have to be
considered.
He was good salesman enough not to
leap at the first offer, and he left Tawm Kinch guessing
at the gate of the big house. To Tawm it looked
as lonely and forlorn as it looked majestic and desirable
to Papa Pepperall, glancing back over his shoulder
as he sauntered home with difficult deliberation.
His heart was singing, “What a place to eat
Sunday dinners at!”
Once out of Tawm Kinch’s range,
he broke into a walk that was almost a lope, and he
rounded a corner into the portico that Judge Hippisley
carried ahead of him. When the judge had regained
his breath he seized papa by both lapels and growled:
“Look here, Pepperall, I told
you to keep your daughter away from my boy, and you
didn’t; and now Ort has lost his job. Beadle
fired him to-day. And jobs ain’t easy to
get in this town, as you know. And now what’s
going to happen?”
William Pepperall was so exultant
that he tried to say two things at the same time;
that Orton’s job or loss of it was entirely immaterial
and a matter of perfect indifference. What he
said was, “It’s material of perfect immaterence
to me.”
He spurned to correct himself and
stalked on, leaving the judge gaping. A few paces
off William’s knees weakened at the thought of
how he had jeopardized Ollie’s position; but
he tossed that aside with equal “immaterence,”
for when Prue became Mrs. Kinch she could take Ollie
to live with her, or send her to school, or something.
When he reached home he drew his wife
into the parlor to break the glorious news to her.
She was more hilarious than he had been. All their
financial problems were solved and their social position
enhanced, as if the family had suddenly been elevated
to the peerage.
She was on pins and needles of impatience
because Prue was late for supper. She came down
at last when the others had heard all about it and
nearly finished their food. She had her hat on,
and she was in such a hurry that she paid no attention
to the fluttering of the covey, or the prolonged throat-clearing
of her father, who had difficulty in keeping Serina
from blurting out the end of the story first.
At length he said:
“Well, Prue, I guess the tango
ain’t as bad as I made out.”
“You going to join the class,
poppa?” said Prue, round the spoonful of preserved
pears she checked before her mouth.
Her father went on: “I
guess you’re one of those daughters of Shiloh
like you said you was. And the son of Benjamin
has come right out after you. And he’s
the biggest son of a gun in the whole tribe.”
Prue put down the following spoonful
and turned to her mother: “What ails poppa,
momma? He talks feverish.”
Serina fairly gurgled: “Prepare
yourself for the grandest surprise. You’d
never guess.”
And William had to jump to beat her
to the news: “Tawm Kinch wants to marry
you.”
“What?”
“Yep.”
“What makes you think so?”
“He asked me.”
“Asked you!”
Serina clasped her hands and her eyes
filled with tears of the rescued. “Oh,
Prue, ain’t it wonderful? Ain’t the
Lord good to us?”
Prue did not catch fire from the blaze.
She sniffed, “He wasn’t very good to Tawm
Kinch.”
William, bitter with disappointment,
snapped: “What do you mean? He’s
the richest man in town. Some folks say he’s
as good as worth a hundred thousand dollars.”
“Well, what of it? He’ll
never learn to dance. His feet interfere.”
“What’s dancing got to
do with it? You’ll stop all that foolishness
after you’ve married Tawm.”
“Oh, will I? Ort Hippisley
can dance better with one foot than Tawm Kinch could
dance if he was a centipede.”
“Ort Hippisley! Humph!
He’s lost his job and he’ll never get another.
You couldn’t marry him.”
“I’m not in any hurry to marry anybody.”
The reaction from hope to confusion,
the rejection of the glittering gift he proffered,
infuriated the hen-pecked, chickpecked father.
He shrieked:
“Well, you’re going to
marry Tawm Kinch or you’re going to get out of
my house!”
“Papa!” gasped Ollie.
“Here, dad!” growled Horace.
“William!” cried Serina.
William thumped the table and rose
to his full height. He had not often risen to
it. And his voice had an unsuspected timbre:
“I mean it. I’ve
been a worm in this house long enough. Here’s
where I turn. This girl has made me a laughing-stock
and a despising-stock long enough. She can take
this grand opportunity I got for her or she can pack
up her duds and clear out for good!”
He thumped the table again and sat
down trembling with spent rage. Serina was so
crushed under the crumbled wall of her air-castles
that she could not protest. Olive and Horace
felt that since Prue was so indifferent to their happiness
they need not consider hers. There was a long,
long silence.
The sound of a low whistle outside
stole into the silence. Prue rose and said, quietly:
“Ollie, would you mind packing
my things for me? I’ll send over for them
when I know where I’ll be.”
Ollie tried to answer, but her lips
made no sound. Prue kissed each of the solemn
faces round the table, including her father’s.
They might have been dead in their chairs for all
their response. She paused with prophetic loneliness.
That low whistle shrilled again.
She murmured a somber, “Good-by,
everybody,” and went out.
The door closed like a dull “Good-by.”
They heard her swift feet slowly crossing the porch
and descending the steps. They imagined them upon
the walk. They heard the old gate squeal a rusty,
“Good-by-y Prue-ue!”
XI
It was Ort Hippisley, of course, that
waited for Prue outside the gate. They swapped
bad news. She had heard that he had lost his job,
but not that his father had forbidden him to speak
to Prue.
Her evil tidings that she had been
compelled to choose between marrying Tawm Kinch and
banishment from home threw Ort into a panic of dismay.
He was a natural-born dancer, but not a predestined
hero. He had no inspirations for crises like
these. He was as graceful as a manly man could
be, but he was not at his best when the hour was darkest.
He was at his best when the band was playing.
In him Prue found somebody to support,
not to lean on. But his distress at her distress
was so complete that it endeared him to her war-like
soul more than a braver quality might have done.
They stood awhile thus in each other’s arms
like a Pierrot and his Columbine with winter coming
on. Finally Orton sighed:
“What in Heaven’s name
is goin’ to become of us? What you goin’
to do, Prue? Where can you go?”
Prue’s resolution asserted itself.
“The first place to go is Mrs. Prosser’s
boardin’-house and get me a room. Then we
can go on to the dance and maybe that’ll give
us an idea.”
“But maybe Mrs. Prosser won’t
want you since your father’s turned you out.”
“In the first place it was me
that turned me out. In the second place Mrs.
Prosser wants ‘most anybody that’s got
six dollars a week comin’ in. And I’ve
got that, provided I can find a room to teach in.”
Mrs. Prosser welcomed Prue, not without
question, not without every question she could get
answered, but she made no great bones of the family
war. “The best o’ families quar’ls,”
she said. “And half the time they take
their meals with me till they quiet down. I’ll
be losin’ you soon.”
Prue broached the question of a room
to teach in. To Mrs. Prosser, renting a room
had always the joy of renting a room. She said
that her “poller” was not used much and
she’d be right glad to get something for it.
She would throw in the use of the pianna. Prue
touched the keys. It was an old boarding-house
piano and sounded like a wire fence plucked; but almost
anything would serve.
So Prue and Orton hastened away to
the party, and danced with the final rapture of doing
the forbidden thing under an overhanging cloud of
menace. Several more pupils enlisted themselves
in Prue’s classes. Another problem was
solved and a new danger commenced by Mr. Norman Maugans.
The question of music had become serious.
It was hard to make progress when the dancers had
to hum their own tunes. Prue could not buy a
phonograph, and the Prosser piano dated from a time
when pianos did not play themselves. Prue could
“tear off a few rags,” as she put it, but
she could not dance and teach and play her own music
all at once. Mrs. Hippisley was afraid to lend
her phonograph lest the judge should notice its absence.
And now like a sent angel came Mr.
Norman Maugans, who played the pipe-organ at the church,
and offered to exchange his services as musician for
occasional lessons and the privilege of watching Prue
dance, for which privilege, he said, “folks in
New York would pay a hundred dollars a night if they
knew what they was missin’.”
Prue grabbed the bargain, and the
next morning began to teach him to play such things
as “Some Smoke” and “Leg of Mutton.”
At first he played “Girls, Run
Along” so that it could hardly be told from
“Where Is My Wandering Boy To-night?” and
his waltzes were mostly hesitation; but by and by
he got so that he fairly tangoed on the pedals, and
he was so funny bouncing about on the piano-stool to
“Something Seems Tingle-ingle-ingle-ingling So
Queer” that the pupils stopped dancing to watch
him.
The tango was upon the world like
a Mississippi at flood-time. The levees were
going over one by one; or if they stood fast they stood
alone, for the water crept round from above and backed
up from below.
In Carthage, as in both Portlands,
Maine and Oregon, and the two Cairos, Illinois
and Egypt, the Parises of Kentucky and France, the
Yorks and Londons, old and new; in Germany, Italy,
and Japan, fathers, monarchs, mayors, editors stormed
against the new dance; societies passed resolutions;
police interfered; ballet-girls declared the dances
immoral and ungraceful. The army of the dance
went right on growing.
Doctor Brearley called a meeting of
the chief men of his congregation to talk things over
and discipline, if not expel, all guilty members.
Deacon Luxton was in a state of mind. He dared
not vote in favor of the dance and he dared not vote
against it. He and his wife were taking lessons
from Prue surreptitiously at their own home. Judge
Hippisley’s voice would have been louder for
war if he had not discovered that his wife was secretly
addicted to the one-step. Old Doctor Brearley
was walking about rehearsing a sermon against it when
he happened to enter a room where Idalene was practising.
He wrung from her a confession of the depth of her
iniquity. This knowledge paralyzed his enthusiasm.
Sour old Deacon Flugal was loudly
in favor of making an example of Prue. His wife
was even more violent. She happened to mention
her disgust to Mrs. Deacon Luxton:
“I guess this’ll put an end to the tango
in Carthage!”
“Oh, I hope not!” Mrs. Luxton cried.
“You hope not!”
“Yes, I do. It has done
my husband no end of good. It’s taken pounds
and pounds of fat off him. It brings out the
prespiration on him something wonderful. And
it’s taken years off his age. He’s
that spry and full of jokes and he’s gettin’
right spoony. He used to be a tumble cut-up, and
then he settled down so there was no livin’ with
him. But now he keeps at me to buy some new clothes
and he’s thinkin’ of gettin’ a tuxeda.
His old disp’sition seems to have come back
and he’s as cheerful and, oh, so affectionate!
It’s like a second honeymoon.”
Mrs. Luxton gazed off into space with
rapture. Mrs. Flugal was so silent that Mrs.
Luxton turned to see if she had walked away in disgust.
But there was in her eyes that light that lies in
woman’s eyes, and she turned a delicious tomato-red
as she murmured:
“How much, do you s’pose,
would a term of lessons cost for my husband?”
XII
Somehow the church failed to take
official action. There was loud criticism still,
but phonographs that had hitherto been silent or at
least circumspect were heard to blare forth dance rhythms,
and not always with the soft needle on.
Mrs. Prosser’s boarders were
mainly past the age when they were liable to temptation.
At first the presence and activities of Prue had added
a tang of much-needed spice to this desert-island
existence. They loved to stare through the door
or even to sit in at the lessons. But at the
first blast of the storm that the church had set up
they scurried about in consternation. Mrs. Prosser
was informed that her boarding-house was no longer
a fit place for church-fearing ladies. She was
warned to expurgate Prue or lose the others.
Mrs. Prosser regretfully banished the girl.
And now Prue felt like the locust
turned away from ant-hill after ant-hill. She
walked the streets disconsolately. Her feet from
old habit led her past her father’s door.
She paused to gaze at the dear front walk and the
beloved frayed steps, the darling need of paint, the
time-gnawed porch furniture, the empty hammock hooks.
She sighed and would have trudged on, but her mother
saw her and called to her from the sewing-room window,
and ran out bareheaded in her old wrapper.
They embraced across the gate and
Serina carried on so that Prue had to go in with her
to keep the neighbors from having too good a time.
Prue told her story, and Serina’s jaw set in
the kind of tetanus that mothers are liable to.
She sent Horace to fetch Prue’s baggage from
“old Prosser’s,” and she re-established
Prue in her former room.
When William came slumping up the
steps, still jobless, he found the doors locked, front
and back, and the porch windows fastened. Serina
from an upper sill informed him that Prue was back,
and he could either accept her or go somewhere else
to live.
William yielded, salving his conscience
by refusing to speak to the girl. Prue settled
down with the meekness of returned prodigals for whom
fatted calves are killed. According to the old
college song, “The Prod.,” when he got
back, “sued father and brother for time while
away.” That was the sort of prodigal Prue
was. Prue brought her classes with her.
Papa Pepperall gave up the battle.
He dared not lock his daughter in or out or up.
He must not beat her or strangle her with a bowstring
or drop her into the Bosporus. He could not sell
her down the river. A modern father has about
as much authority as a chained watch-dog. He can
jump about and bark and snap, but he only abrades
his own throat.
There were Pepperall feuds all over
town. One by one the most conservative were recruited
or silenced.
William Pepperall, however, still
fumed at home and abroad, and Judge Hippisley would
have authorized raids if there had been any places
to raid. Thus far the orgies had been confined
to private walls. There was, indeed, no place
in Carthage for public dancing except the big room
in the Westcott Block over Jake Meyer’s restaurant,
and that room was rented to various secret societies
on various nights.
Prue’s class outgrew the parlor,
spread to the dining-room, and trickled into the kitchen.
Here the growth had to stop, till it was learned that
if Mr. Maugans played very loud he could be heard in
the bedrooms up-stairs. And there a sort of University
Extension was practised for ladies only.
And still the demand for education
increased. The benighted held out hands pleading
for help. Young men and old offered fabulous sums,
a dollar a lesson, two dollars! Prue decided
that if her mother would stay up-stairs as a chaperon
it would be proper to let the men dance there, too.
“But how am I going to cook the meals?”
said mamma.
“We’ll hire a cook,”
said Prue. And it was done. She even bought
mamma a new dress, and established her above-stairs
as a sort of grand duenna.
Mamma watched Prue with such keenness
that now and then, when Prue had to rush down-stairs,
mamma would sometimes solve a problem for one of Prue’s
“scholars,” as she called them.
One day papa came home to his pandemonium,
jostled through the couple-cluttered hall, stamped
up-stairs, and found mamma showing Deacon Flugal how
to do the drop-step.
“You trot four short steps backward,”
mamma was saying, “then you make a little dip;
but don’t swing your shoulders. Prue says
if you want to dance refined you mustn’t swing
your shoulders or your your the
rest of you.”
Papa was ready to swing his shoulders
and drop the deacon through the window, but as he
was about to protest the deacon caught mamma in his
arms and swept backward, dropping his fourth step incisively
on papa’s instep, rendering papa hors de
combat.
By the time William had rubbed witch-hazel
into the deacon’s heel-mark, the deacon in a
glorious “prespiration” had gone home with
his own breathless wife ditto. William dragged
Serina into the bathroom, the only room where dancing
was not in progress. He warned her not to forget
that she had sworn to be a faithful wife. She
pooh-poohed him and said:
“You’d better learn to
dance yourself. Come on, I’ll show you the
Jedia Luna. It’s very easy and awful refined.
Do just like I do.”
She put her hands on her hips and
began to sidle. She had him nearly sidled into
the bathtub before he could escape with the cry of
a hunted animal. At supper he thumped the table
with another of his resolutions, and cried:
“My house was not built for a dance-hall!”
“That’s right, poppa,”
said Prue; “and it shakes so I’m afraid
it’ll come down on us. I’ve been
thinking that you’ll have to hire me the lodge-room
in the Westcott Block. I can give classes there
all day.”
He refused flatly. So she persuaded
Deacon Flugal and several gentlemen who were on the
waiting-list of her pupils to arrange it for her.
And now all day long she taught in
the Westcott Block. The noise of her music interfered
with business with lawyers and dentists
and insurance agents. At first they were hostile,
then they were hypnotized. Lawyer and client
would drop a title discussion to quarrel over a step.
The dentist’s forceps would dance along the
teeth, and many an uncomplaining bicuspid was wrenched
from its happy home, many an uneasy molar assumed
a crown. The money Prue made would have been scandalous
if money did not tend to become self-sterilizing after
it passes certain dimensions.
By and by the various lodge members
found their meetings and their secret rites to be
so stupid, compared with the new dances, that almost
nobody came. Quorums were rare. Important
members began to resign. Everybody wanted to
be Past Grand Master of the Tango.
The next step was the gradual postponement
of meetings to permit of a little informal dancing
in the evening. The lodges invited their ladies
to enter the precincts and revel. Gradually the
room was given over night and day to the worship of
Saint Vitus.
XIII
The solution of every human problem
always opens another. People danced themselves
into enormities of appetite and thirst. It was
not that food was attractive in itself. Far from
it. It was an interruption, a distraction from
the tango; a base streak of materialism in the bacon
of ecstasy. But it was necessary in order that
strength might be kept up for further dancing.
Deacon Flugal put it happily:
“Eating is just like stoking. When I’m
giving a party at our house I hate to have to leave
the company and go down cellar and throw coal in the
furnace. But it’s got to be did or the
party’s gotter stop.”
Carthage had one good hotel and two
bad ones, but all three were “down near the
deepo.” Almost the only other place to eat
away from home was “Jake Meyer’s Place,”
an odious restaurant where the food was ill chosen
and ill cooked, and served in china of primeval shapes
as if stone had been slightly hollowed out.
Prue was complaining that there was
no place in Carthage where people could dance with
their meals and give “teas donsons.”
Horace was smitten with a tremendous idea.
“Why not persuade Jake Meyer
to clear a space in his rest’runt like they
do in Chicawgo?”
Prue was enraptured, and Horace was
despatched to Jake with the proffer of a magnificent
opportunity. Horace cannily tried to extract from
Jake the promise of a commission before he told him.
Jake promised. Then Horace sprang his invention.
Now Jake was even more bitter against
the tango than Doctor Brearley, Judge Hippisley, or
Mr. Pepperall. The bar annex to his restaurant,
or rather the bar to which his restaurant was annexed,
had been almost deserted of evenings since the vicious
dance mania raged. The bowling-alley where the
thirst-producing dust was wont to arise in clouds
was mute. Over his head he heard the eternal Maugans
and the myriad-hoofed shuffle of the unceasing dance.
When he understood what Horace proposed he emitted
the roar of an old uhlan, and the only commission
he offered Horace was the commission of murder upon
his person.
Horace retreated in disorder and reported
to Prue. Prue called upon Jake herself, smilingly
told him that all he needed to do was to crowd his
tables together round a clear space, revolutionize
his menu, get a cook who would cook, and spend about
five hundred dollars on decorations.
“Five hundret thalers!”
Jake howled. “I sell you de whole shop for
five hundret thalers.”
“I’ll think it over,” said Prue
as she walked out.
She could think over all of it except
the five hundred dollars. She had never thought
that high. She told Horace, and he said that the
way to finance anything was to borrow the money from
the bank.
Prue called on Clarence Dolge, the
bank president she knew best. He asked her a
number of personal questions about her earnings.
He was surprised at their amount and horrified that
she had saved none of them. He advised her to
start an account with him; but she reminded him that
she had not come to put in, but to take out.
He said that he would cheerfully lend
her the money if she could get a proper indorsement
on her note. She knew that her father did not
indorse her dancing, but perhaps he might feel differently
about her note.
“I might get poppa to sign his name,”
she smiled.
Mr. Dolge exclaimed, “No, thank
you!” without a moment’s hesitation.
He already had a sheaf of papa’s autographs,
all duly protested.
She went to another bank, whose president
announced that he would have to put the very unusual
proposal before the directors. Judge Hippisley
was most of the directors. The president did not
report exactly what the directors said, for Prue,
after all, was a woman. But she did not get the
five hundred.
Prue had set her heart on providing
Carthage with a cafe dansant. She determined
to save her money. Prue saving!
It was hard, too, for shoes gave out
quickly and she could not wear the same frock all
the time. And sometimes at night she was so tired
she just could not walk home and she rode home in
a hack. A number of young men offered to buggy-ride
her home or to take her in their little automobiles.
But they, too, seemed to confuse art and business with
foolishness.
Sometimes she would ask Ort to ride
home with her, but she wouldn’t let him pay
for the hack. Indeed he could not if he would.
His devotion to Prue’s school had cost him his
job, and the judge would not give him a penny.
Sometimes in the hack Prue would permit
Ort to keep his arm round her. Sometimes when
he was very doleful she would have to ask him to put
it round her. But it was all right, because they
were going to get married when Orton learned how to
earn some money. He was afraid he would have
to leave Carthage. But how could he tear himself
from Prue? She would not let him talk about it.
XIV
Now the fame of Prue and her prancing
was not long pent up in Carthage. Visitors from
other towns saw her work and carried her praises home.
Sometimes farmers, driving into town, would hear Mr.
Maugans’s music through the open windows.
Their daughters would climb the stairs and peer in
and lose their taste for the old dances, and wistfully
entreat Prue to learn them them newfangled steps.
In the towns smaller than Carthage
the anxiety for the tango fermented. A class
was formed in Oscawanna, and Prue was bribed to come
over twice a week and help.
Clint Sprague, the manager of the
Carthage Opera House, which was now chiefly devoted
to moving pictures, with occasional interpolations
of vaudeville, came home from Chicago with stories
of the enormous moneys obtained by certain tango teams.
He proposed to book Prue in a chain of small theaters
round about, if she could get a dancing partner.
She said she had one.
Sprague wrote glowing letters to neighboring
theater-managers, but, being theater-managers, they
were unable to know what their publics wanted.
They declined to take any risks, but offered Sprague
their houses at the regular rental, leaving him any
profits that might result.
Clint glumly admitted that it wouldn’t
cost much to try it out in Oscawanna. He would
guarantee the rental and pay for the show-cards and
the dodgers; Prue would pay the fare and hotel bills
of herself, her partner, and Mr. Maugans.
Prue hesitated. It was an expense
and a risk. Prue cautious! She would take
nobody for partner but Orton Hippisley. Perhaps
he could borrow the money from his father. She
told him about it, and he was wild with enthusiasm.
He loved to dance with Prue. To invest money in
enlarging her fame would be divine.
He saw the judge. Then he heard him.
He came back to Prue and told her
in as delicate a translation as he could manage that
it was all off. The judge had bellowed at him
that not only would he not finance his outrageous
escapade with that shameless Pepperall baggage, but
if the boy dared to undertake it he would disown him.
“Now you’ll have to go,” said Prue,
grimly.
“But I have no money, honey,” he protested,
miserably.
“I’ll pay your expenses and give you half
what I get,” she said.
He refused flatly to share in the
profits. His poverty consented to accept the
railroad fare and food enough to dance on. And
he would pay that back the first job he got.
Then Prue went to Clint Sprague and
offered to pay the bills if he would give her three-fourths
of the profits. He fumed; but she drove a good
bargain. Prue driving bargains! At last he
consented, growling.
When Prue announced the make-up of
her troupe there was a cyclone in her own home.
Papa was as loud as the judge.
“You goin’ gallivantin’
round the country with that Maugans idiot and that
young Hippisley scoundrel? Well, I guess not!
You’ve disgraced us enough in our own town,
without spreading the poor but honorable name of Pepperall
all over Oscawanna and Perkinsville and Athens and
Thebes.”
The worn-out, typewritten-out Ollie
pleaded against Prue’s lawlessness. It
would be sure to cost her her place in the judge’s
office. It was bad enough now.
Even Serina, who had become a mere
echo of Prue, herself went so far as to say, “Really,
Prue, you know!”
Prue thought awhile and said:
“I’ll fix that all right. Don’t
you worry. There’ll be no scandal.
I’ll marry the boy.”
XV
And she did! Took ten dollars
from the hiding-place where she banked her wealth,
and took the boy to an Oscawanna preacher, and telegraphed
home that he was hers and she his and both each other’s.
The news spread like oil ablaze on
water. Mrs. Hippisley had consented to take lessons
of Prue, but she had never dreamed of losing her eldest
son to her. She and Serina had quite a “run-in”
on the telephone. William and the judge almost
had a fight-out and right on Main Street,
too.
Each accused the other of fathering
a child that had decoyed away and ruined the life
of the other child. Both were so scorched with
helpless wrath that each went home to his bed and
threatened to bite any hand that was held out in comfort.
Judge Hippisley had just strength enough to send word
to poor Olive that she was fired.
XVI
The next news came the next day.
Oscawanna had been famished for a sight of the world-sweeping
dances. It turned out in multitudes to see the
famous Carthage queen in the new steps. The opera-house
there had not held such a crowd since William J. Bryan
spoke there the time he did not charge
admission. According to the Oscawanna Eagle:
“This enterprising city paid one thousand dollars
to see Peerless Prue Pepperall dance with her partner
Otto Hipkinson. What you got to say about that,
ye scribes of Carthage?”
Like the corpse in Ben King’s
poem, Judge Hippisley sat up at the news and said:
“What’s that?” And when the figures
were repeated he “dropped dead again.”
The next day word was received that
Perkinsville, jealous of Oscawanna, had shoveled twelve
hundred dollars into the drug-store where tickets
were sold. Two sick people had nearly died because
they couldn’t get their prescriptions filled
for twelve hours, and the mayor of the town had had
to go behind the counter and pick out his own stomach
bitters.
The Athens theater had been sold out
so quickly that the town hall was engaged for a special
matinee. Athens paid about fifteen hundred dollars.
The Athenians had never suspected that there was so
much money in town. People who had not paid a
bill for months managed to dig up cash for tickets.
Indignant Oscawanna wired for a return
engagement, so that those who had been crowded out
could see the epoch-making dances. Those who had
seen them wanted to see them again. In the mornings
Prue gave lessons to select classes at auction prices.
Wonderful as this was, unbelievable,
indeed, to Carthage, it was not surprising. This
blue and lonely dispeptic world has always been ready
to enrich the lucky being that can tempt its palate
with something it wants and didn’t know it wanted.
Other people were leaping from poverty to wealth all
over the world for teaching the world to dance again.
Prue caught the crest of the wave that overswept a
neglected region.
The influence of her success on her
people and her neighbors was bound to be overwhelming.
The judge modulated from a contemptuous allusion to
“that Pepperall cat” to “my daughter-in-law.”
Prue’s father, who had never watched her dance,
had refused to collaborate even that far in her ruination,
could not continue to believe that she was entirely
lost when she was so conspicuously found.
Perhaps he was right. Perhaps
the world is so wholesome and so well balanced that
nobody ever attained enormous prosperity without some
excuse for it. People who contribute the beauty,
laughter, thrills, and rhythm to the world may do
as much to make life livable as people who invent
electric lights and telephones and automobiles.
Why should they not be paid handsomely?
Prue, the impossible, unimaginable
Prue, triumphed home safely with several thousands
of dollars in her satchel. Orton bought a revolver
to guard it with, and nearly shot one of his priceless
feet off with it. They dumped the money upon
the shelf of the banker who had refused to lend Prue
five hundred dollars. He had to raise the steel
grating to get the bundle in. The receiving teller
almost fainted and had to count it twice.
Clint Sprague alone was disconsolate.
He had refused to risk Prue’s expenses, had
forced her to take the lioness’s share of the
actual costs and the imaginary profits. He almost
wept over what he might have had, despising what he
had.
Prue ought to have been a wreck; but
there is no stimulant like success. In a boat-race
the winning crew never collapses. Prue’s
mother begged her to rest; her doctor warned her that
she would drop dead. But she smiled, “If
I can die dancing it won’t be so bad.”
Even more maddeningly joyful than
the dancing now was the rhapsody of income. To
be both Salome and Hetty Green! Mr. Dolge figured
out her income. At any reasonable rate of interest
it represented a capital far bigger than Tawm Kinch’s
mythical hundred thousand. Mr. Dolge said to
William Pepperall:
“Bill, your daughter is the
richest man in town. Any time you want to borrow
a little money, get her name on your note and I’ll
be glad to let you have it.”
Somehow his little pleasantry brought
no smile to William’s face. He snapped:
“You mind your own business and I’ll mind
mine.”
“Oh, I suppose you don’t
have to borrow it,” Dolge purred; “she
just gives it to you.”
William almost wept at this humiliation.
Prue bought out Jake Meyer’s
restaurant. She spent a thousand dollars on its
decoration. She consoled Ollie with a position
as her secretary at twenty-five dollars a week and
bought her some new dresses.
Her mother scolded poor Ollie for
being such a stick as not to be able to dance like
her sister and having to be dependent on her.
There was something hideously immoral and disconcerting
about this success. But then there always is.
Prue was whisked from the ranks of the resentful poor
to those of the predatory rich.
Prue established Horace as cashier
of the restaurant. She wanted to make her father
manager, but he could not bend his pride to the yoke
of taking wages from his child. If she had come
home in disgrace and repentance he could have been
a father to her.
The blossoming of what had been Jake
Meyer’s place into what Carthage called the
“Palais de Pepperall” was a festival indeed.
The newspapers, in which at Horace’s suggestion
Prue advertised lavishly, gave the event head-lines
on the front page. The article included a complete
catalogue of those present. This roster of forty
“Mesdames” was thereafter accepted as
the authorized beadroll of the Carthage Four Hundred.
Mrs. Hippisley was present and as proud as Judy.
But the judge and William Pepperall were absent, and
Prue felt an ache in a heart that should have been
so full of pride. She and Orton rode home in a
hack and she cried all the way. In fact, he had
to stick his head out and tell the driver to drive
round awhile until she was calm enough to go home.
A few days later, as Prue was hurrying
along the street looking over a list of things she
had to purchase for her restaurant, she encountered
old Doctor Brearley, who was looking over a list of
subscribers to the fund for paying the overdue interest
on the mortgage on the new steeple. He was afraid
the builders might take it down.
In trying to pass each other Prue
and the preacher fell into an involuntary tango step
that delighted the witnesses. When Doctor Brearley
had recovered his composure, and before he had adjusted
his spectacles, he thought that Prue was Bertha Appleby,
and he said:
“Ah, my dear child, I was just
going to call on you and see if you couldn’t
contribute a little to help us out in this very worthy
cause.”
Prue let him explain, and then she said:
“Tell you what I’ll do,
Doctor: I’ll give you the entire proceeds
of my restaurant for one evening. And I’ll
dance for you with my husband.”
Doctor Brearley was aghast when he
realized the situation. He was afraid to accept;
afraid to refuse. He was in an excruciating dilemma.
Prue had mercy on him. She said:
“I’ll just announce it
as an idea of my own. You needn’t have anything
to do with it.”
The townspeople were set in a turmoil
over Prue’s latest audacity. Half the church
members declared it an outrage; the other half decided
that it gave them an opportunity to see her dance
under safe auspices. Foxy Prue!
XVII
The restaurant was crowded with unfamiliar
faces, terrified at what they were to witness.
Doctor Brearley had not known what to do. It seemed
so mean to stay away and so perilous to go. His
daughter solved the problem by telling him that she
would say she had made him come. He went so far
as to let her drag him in. “But just for
a moment,” he explained. “He really
must leave immediately after Mr. and Mrs. Hippisley’s er exercises.”
He apparently apologized to the other guests, but
really to an outraged heaven.
He trembled with anxiety on the edge
of his chair. The savagery of the music alarmed
him. When Prue walked out with her husband the
old Doctor was distressed by her beauty. Then
they danced and his heart thumped; but subtly it was
persuaded to thump in the measure of that unholy Maxixe.
He did not know that outside in the street before the
two windows stood two exiled fathers watching in bitter
loneliness.
He saw a little love drama displayed,
and reminded himself that, after all, some critics
said that the Song of Solomon was a kind of wedding
drama or dance. After all, Mrs. Hippisley was
squired by her perfectly proper and very earnest young
husband though Orton in his black clothes
was hardly more than her shifting shadow.
The old preacher had been studying
his Cruden, and bolstering himself up, too, with the
very Scriptural texts that Prue had written out for
her stiff-necked father. He had met other texts
that she had not known how to find. The idea
came to the preacher that, in a sense, since God made
everything He must have made the dance, breathed its
impulse into the clay.
This daughter of Shiloh was an extraordinarily
successful piece of workmanship. There was nothing
very wicked surely about that coquettish bending of
her head, those playful escapes from her husband’s
embrace, that heel-and-toe tripping, that lithe elusiveness,
that joyous psalmody of youth.
Prue was so pretty and her ways so
pretty that the old man felt the pathos of beauty,
so fleet, so fleeting, so lyrical, so full of Alas!
The tears were in his eyes, and he almost applauded
with the others when the dance was finished.
He bowed vaguely in the direction of the anxious Prue
and made his way out. She felt rebuked and condemned
and would not be comforted by the praise of others.
She did not know that the old preacher had encountered
on the sidewalk Judge Hippisley. Doctor Brearley
had forgotten that the judge had not yet ordered his
own decision reversed, and he thought he was saying
the unavoidable thing when he murmured:
“Ah, Judge, how proud you must
be of your dear son’s dear wife. I fancy
that Miriam, the prophetess, must have danced something
like that on the banks of the Red Sea when the Egyptians
were overthrown.”
Then he put up the umbrella he always
carried and stumbled back to his parsonage under the
star-light. His heart was dancing a trifle, and
he escaped the scene of wrath that broke out as soon
as he was away.
For William Pepperall had a lump in
his throat made up of equal parts of desire to cry
and desire to fight, and he said to Judge Hippisley
with all truculence:
“Look here, Judge! I understand
you been jawin’ round this town about my daughter
not being all she’d ought to be. Now I’m
goin’ to put a stop to that jaw of yours if
I have to slam it right through the top of your head.
If you want to send me to jail for contemp’ of
court, sentence me for life, because that’s
the way I feel about you, you fat old ”
Judge Hippisley put up wide-open hands and protested:
“Why, Bill, I I just
been wonderin’ how I could get your daughter
to make up with me. I been afraid to ask her
for fear she’d just think I was toadyin’
to her. I think she’s the finest girl ever
came out of Carthage. Do you suppose she’d
make up and and come over to our house
to dinner Sunday?”
“Let’s ask her,”
said William, and they walked in at the door.
XVIII
Early one morning about six months
from the first dismal Monday morning after William
Pepperall’s last bankruptcy, Serina wakened to
find that William was already up. She had been
oversleeping with that luxury which a woman can experience
only in an expensive and frilly nightie combined with
hemstitched linen sheets. She opened her heavy
and slumber-contented eyes to behold her husband in
a suit of partly-silk pajamas. He was making
strange motions with his feet. “What on
earth you doing there?” she yawned, and William
grinned.
“Yestiddy afternoon the judge
was showin’ me a new step in this Max Hicks
dance. It’s right cute. Goes like this.”
Mamma Pepperall watched him cavort
a moment, then sniffed contemptuously, and rolled
out like a fireman summoned.
“Not a bit like it! It goes like this.”
A few minutes later the door opened and Ollie put
her head in.
“For Heaven’s sake be
quiet! You’ll wake Prue, and she’s
all wore out; and she’s only got an hour more
before they have to get up and take the train for
Des Moines.”
The old rascals promised to be good,
but as soon as she had gone they wrangled in whispers
and danced on tiptoes. Suddenly Prue put her head
in at the door and gasped:
“What in Heaven’s name
are you and poppa up to? Do you want to wake
Orton?”
Papa had to explain:
“I got a new step, Prue. Goes like this.
Come on, momma.”
Serina shyly took her place in his
arms; but they had taken only a few strides when Prue
hissed:
“Sh-h! Don’t do it! Stop it!”
“Why?”
“In the first place it’s
out of date. And in the second place it’s
not respectable.”
Then the hard-working locust, having
rebuked the frivolous ants, went back to bed.