A detachment was now sent to scurry
through the dormitory and see if it could find any
other Lakerimmers. This squad finally came down
the stairs, the biggest one of the Crows carrying
little History under his arm. History was waving
his arms and legs about as if he were a tarantula,
but the big black Crow held him tight and kept one
hand over the boy’s mouth so that he could not
scream.
Then Tug began to struggle furiously
again, and to resist their efforts to drag him out
of the room. He could easily have raised a cry
that would have brought a professor to his rescue and
scattered his persecutors like sparrows; but his boyish
idea of honor put that rescue out of his reach, and
he fought like a dumb man, with only such occasional
grunts as his struggle tore from him.
He might have been fighting them yet,
for all I know, had not History twisted his mouth
from under the hand of his captor and threatened he
had not breath enough left to call for help:
“If you don’t let
me go I’ll tell
on you.”
The very thought of this smallness
horrified Tug so much that he stopped struggling,
and turned his head to implore History not to disgrace
Lakerim by being a tattler. The Crows saw their
chance, and while Tug’s attention was occupied
one of them threw a loosely woven sack over his head
and drew it down about his neck. Then they started
once more on the march, History scratching and kicking
in all directions and doing very little harm, while
Tug, with his hands tied behind him and his head first
in a noose, used his only weapons, his shoulders,
with the fury of a Spanish bull. And before they
got him through the door he had nearly disabled three
of his assailants, making one of them bite his tongue
in a manner most uncomfortable. And the room
looked as if a young cyclone had been testing its muscles
there!
The Crows hustled the Lakerimmers
out without any unnecessary tenderness, forgetting
to close the door after them. Out of the hall
and across the board walk, on to the soft, frosty grass
where the sound of their scuffling feet would not
betray them, they jostled their way. Tug soon
decided that the best thing for him to do was to reserve
his strength; so he ceased to resist, and followed
meekly where they led. They whirled him round
on his heel several times to confuse him as to the
direction they took, then they hurried him through
the dark woods of a neglected corner of the campus.
History simply refused to go on his own feet, and
they had to carry him most of the way, and found only
partial revenge in pinching his spidery legs and bumping
his head into occasional trees.
The two boys knew when they left the
campus by the fact that they were bundled and boosted
over a stone wall and across a road.
History, as he stumbled along at.
Tug’s side, at length came to himself enough
to be reminded of the way the ancient Romans used to
treat such captives as were brought back in triumph
by their generals. But Tug did not care to hear
about the troubles of the Gauls he
had troubles of his own.
Once they paused and heard a mysterious
whispering among the Crows, who left them standing
alone and withdrew a little distance. History
was afraid to move in the dark, for fear that he might
step out of the frying-pan into the fire; but Tug,
always ready to take even the most desperate chance,
thought, he would make a bolt for it. He put one
foot forward as a starter, but found no ground in front
of him. He felt about cautiously with his toe,
and discovered that he was standing at the brink of
a ledge. How deep the ravine in front of him
was, he could only imagine, and in spite of his courage
he shivered at the thought of what he might have done
had he followed his first impulse and made a dash.
There are pleasanter things on a dark night than standing
with eyes blindfolded and hands bound on the edge of
an unknown embankment. As he waited, the weakening
effect of the struggle and the mysterious terrors
of the darkness told on his nerves, and he shivered
a bit in spite of his clenched teeth. Then he
overheard the voices of the Crows, and one of them
was saying:
“Aw, go on, shove him over.”
Another protested: “But
it might break his neck, and it’s sure to fracture
a bone or two.”
“Well, what of it? He nearly broke my jaw.”
Then Tug heard more excited whispering
and what sounded like a struggle, and suddenly he
heard some one rushing toward him; he felt a sharp
blow and a shove from behind, and was launched over
the brink of the ledge. I’ll not pretend
that he wasn’t about as badly scared as time
would allow.
But there was barely space for one
lightning stroke of wild regret that his glad athletic
days were over and he was to be at least a cripple,
if he lived at all, when the ground rose up and smote
him much quicker even than he had expected. As
he sprawled awkwardly and realized that he had hardly
been even bruised, he felt a sense of rage at himself
for having been taken in by the old hazing joke, and
a greater rage at the men who had brought on him what
was to him the greatest disgrace of all a
feeling of fear. He had just time to make up
his mind to take this joke out of the hides of some
of his tormentors, if it took him all winter, when
he heard above him the sound of a short, sharp scuffle
with History, who was pleading for dear life, and
who came flying over the ledge with a shrill scream
of terror, and plumped on the ground half an inch
from Tug’s head. It took History only half
a second to realize that he was not dead yet, and
he was so glad to be alive again as he thought
of it that he began to sniffle from pure
joy.
The Crows were not long in leaping
over the ledge and getting Tug and History to their
feet. Then they took up the march again, staggering
under their laughter and howling with barbarous glee.
After half a mile more of hard travel,
the prisoners were brought through a dense woods into
a clearing, where their party was greeted by the voices
of others. The sack over Tug’s head was
unbound and snatched away, and he looked about him
to see a dozen more black Crows, with two other hapless
prisoners, seated like an Indian war-council about
a blazing lire, and, like an Indian war-council, pondering
tortures for their unlucky captives.
In the fire were two or three iron
pokers glowing red-hot. The sight of this
gave the final blow to any hope that might have remained
of History’s conducting himself with dignity.
When he and Tug were led in, there was such an hilarious
celebration over the two Lakerim captives as the Indian
powwow indulged in on seeing a scouting party bring
in Daniel Boone a prisoner.
As Tug was the most important spoil
of war, they took counsel, and decided that he should
be given the position of honor and tortured
last. Then they went, enthusiastically to work
making life miserable for the two captives brought
in previously.
The first was compelled to climb a
tree, which he did with some little difficulty, seeing
that, while half of them pretended to boost him, the
other half amused themselves by grabbing his legs and
pulling him back three inches for every one inch he
climbed (like the frog and the well in the mathematical
problem). He finally gained a point above their
reach, however, and seated himself in the branches,
looking about as happy as a lone wayfarer treed by
a pack of wolves. Then, they commanded him to
bark at the moon, and threatened him with all sorts
of penalties if he disobeyed. So he yelped and
gnarled and bow-wowed till there was nothing left
of his voice but a sickly wheeze.
Then they told him that the first
course was over, and invited him to return to earth
and rest up for the second. So he came sliddering
down the rough bark with the speed of greased lightning.
The second captive was a great fat
boy who had been a promising candidate for center
rush on the football team until Sawed-Off appeared
on the scene. This behemoth was compelled to seat
himself on a small inverted saucer and row for dear
life with a pair of toothpicks. The Crows howled
with glee over the ludicrous antics of the fellow,
and set him such a pace that he was soon a perfect
waterfall of perspiration, and was crying for mercy.
At length he caught a crab and went heels over head
backward on the ground, and they left him to recover
his breath and his temper.
History had watched these proceedings
with much amusement, but when he saw the hazers coming
for him he lost sight of the fun of the situation
immediately.
The head Crow now towered over the
shivering little History, and said in his deepest
chest-tones: “These Lakerim cattle are too
fresh. They must be branded and salted a little.”
Then he fastened a handkerchief over
History’s eyes, and growled: “Are
those irons hot yet?”
“Red-hot, your Majesty,”
came the answer from one of the other ravens, and
History heard the clanking of the pokers as they
were drawn from the fire. He had seen before
that they were red-hot, and now they were brandished
before his very nose, so close that he could see the
red glow through the cloth over his eyes and could
feel the heat in the air close to his cheek.
“Where shall we brand the wretch,
your Honor?” was the next question History heard.
The poor pygmy was too much frightened
to move, and he almost fainted when he heard the first
Crow answer gruffly: “Thrust the branding-iron
right down the back of his neck, and give him a good
long mark that shall last him the rest of his life.”
Instantly History felt a bitter, stinging
pain at the back of his neck, a pain that ran like
fire down along his spine, and he gave a great shriek
of terror and almost swooned away.
Tug’s eyes were not blindfolded,
and he had seen that, though the Crows had waved a
red-hot poker before History’s nose, they had
quickly substituted a very cold rod to thrust down
his back. The effect on the nerves of the blindfolded
boy, however, was the same as if it had been red-hot,
and he had dropped to earth like a flash.
Tug, though he knew it would heighten
his own tortures, could not avoid expressing his opinion
of such treatment of the sensitive History. He
did not know whether he was more disgusted and enraged
at the actual pain the Crows had given their captives
or at the ridiculous plights they had put them in,
but he did know that he regarded the whole proceeding
as a terrible outrage, a disgrace to the Academy;
and ever after he used all his influence against the
barbarous idea of hazing.
But now he commanded as though he
were master of the situation: “Throw some
of that water on the boy’s face and bring him
to,” and while they hastened to follow out his
suggestion he poured out the rage in his soul:
“Shame on you, you big cowards,
for torturing that poor little kid! You’re
a nice pack of heroes, you are! Only twenty to
one! But I’ll pay you back for this some
day, and don’t you forget it! And if you’ll
untie my hands I’ll take you one at a time now.
I guess I could just about do up two of you
at a time, you big bullies, you!”
And now one of the larger Crows rushed
up to Tug, and drew off to strike him in the face.
But Tug only stared back into the fellow’s eyes
with a fiercer glare in his own, and cried:
“Hit me! My hands are tied
now! It’s a good chance for you, and you’ll
never get another, for I’ll remember the cut
of that jaw and the mole on your cheek in spite of
your mask, and you’ll wish you had never been
born before I get through with you!”
Tug’s rash bravado infuriated
the Crows until they were ready for any violence,
but the head Crow interposed and pushed aside the one
who still threatened Tug. He said laughingly:
“Let him alone, boys; we want
him in prime condition for the grand final torture
ceremonies. Let’s finish up the others.”
Then they laughed and went back to
the first two wretches, and made life miserable for
them to the end of their short wits. They were
afraid to try any more experiments on History, and
left him lying by the fire, slowly recovering his
nerves.
All the while Tug had remained so
very quiet that the Crows detailed to watch him had
slightly relaxed their vigilance. He had been
silently working at the cords with which his hands
were tied behind his back, and by much straining and
turning and torment of flesh he had at length worked
his right hand almost out of the rope.
Soon he saw that the Crows were about
to begin on him. He thought the whole performance
an outrage on the dignity of an American citizen,
and he gave the cords one last fierce jerk that wrung
his right hand loose, though it left not a little
of the skin on the cords; and the first Crow to lay
a hand on his shoulder thought he must have touched
a live wire, for Tug’s hand came flashing from
behind his back, and struck home on the fellow’s
nose.
Then Tug warmed up to the scrimmage,
and his right and left arms flew about like Don Quixote’s
windmill for a few minutes, until two of the two dozen
Crows lighted on his back and pinioned his arms down
and bore him gradually to his knees.
Just as the rest were closing in to
crush Tug, into mincemeat, perhaps, History,
who had been lying neglected on the ground near the
fire, rose to the occasion for once. It seemed
as if he had, as it were, sat down suddenly upon the
spur of the moment. He rolled over swiftly, caught
up the two pokers which had been restored to the
fire after they had been used to frighten him, and,
before he could be prevented, thrust the handle of
one of them into Tug’s grasp, and rose to his
feet, brandishing the other like a sword.
Tug lost no time in adapting himself
to the new weapon. He simply waved it gently
about and described a bright circle in the air over
his head. And his enemies fell off his back and
scattered like grasshoppers.
Tug now got quickly to his feet, and
he and History shook hands with their left hands very
majestically. Then they faced about and stood
back to back, asking the Crows why they had lost interest
so suddenly, and cordially inviting them to return
and finish the game.
They stood thus, monarchs of all they
surveyed, for a few moments. But dismay replaced
their joy as they heard the words of the first Crow:
“They can’t get back to
their rooms before their pokers grow cold, and
it is only a matter of a few minutes until they chill,
anyway, so all that we have to do is to wait here
a little while, and then go back and finish up our
work and perhaps add a little extra on account
of this last piece of rambunctiousness.”
Tug saw that they were prisoners indeed,
but intended to hold the fort until the last possible
moment. He told History to put his poker back
in the fire and to heat it up again, while he stood
guard with his own.
To this stratagem the first Crow responded
with another, he trumped Tug’s ace,
as it were, for though he saw that the fire
was going out and would not heat the pokers much
longer, he decided not to wait for this, but set his
men to gathering stones and sticks to pelt the two
luckless Lakerimmers with.
And now Tug saw that the chances of
escape were indeed small. He felt that he could
make a dash for liberty and outrun any one in the crowd,
or outfight any one who might overtake him; but he
would sooner have died than leave History, who could
neither run well nor fight well, to the mercies of
the merciless gang that surrounded them.
“Let’s give the Lakerim
yell together, History,” he said; “perhaps
the fellows have missed us and are out looking for
us, and will come to our rescue.”
So he and History filled their lungs
and hurled forth into the air the old Lakerim yell,
or as much of it as two could manage:
{ray!
{ri!
{ro!
“L`"iy-krim! L`"iy-krim! L`"iy-krim!
Hoo-{row!
{roo!
{rah!”
The Crows listened in amazement to
the war-whoop of the two Lakerimmers. Then the
first Crow, who had Irish blood in his veins, smiled
and said:
“Oho! I see what they are
up to; they’re calling for help. Well, now,
we’ll just drown out their yell with a little
noise of our own.”
And so, when Tug and History had regained
breath enough to begin their club cry again, the whole
two dozen of the Crows broke forth into a horrible
hullabaloo of shrieks and howls that drowned out Tug’s
and History’s voices completely, but raised
far more noise than they could ever have hoped to
make.
After a few moments of thus caterwauling
night hideous, like a pack of coyotes, the Crows began
to close in on the Lakerim stronghold, and stones
and sticks flew around the two in a shower that kept
them busy dodging.
“We’ve got to make a break
for it, Hist’ry,” said Tug, under his
breath. “Now, you hang on to me and I’ll
hang on to you, and don’t mind how your lungs
ache or whether you have any breath or not, but just
leg it for home.”
He had locked his arm through History’s,
and made a leap toward the circle of Crows just as
a heavy stone lighted on the spot where they had made
their stand so long.
Before the Crows knew what was up,
Tug and History were upon them and had cut a path
through the ring by merely brandishing their incandescent
pokers, and had disappeared into the dark of the
woods.
There was dire confusion among the
Crows, and some of them ran every which way and lost
the crowd entirely as History and Tug vanished into
the thick night.
The glowing pokers, however,
that were their only weapons of defense, were also
their chiefest danger, and a pack of about a dozen
Crows soon discovered that they could follow the runaways
by the gleam of the rods. Tug realized this,
too, very shortly, and he and History threw the pokers
away.
Tug and History, however, had come
pretty well to the edge of the wood, and were just
rushing down a little glade that would lead them into
the open, when the first Crow yelled for some of his
men to take a short cut and head them off.
The Lakerimmers, then, their breath
all spent and their hearts burning with the flight,
which Tug would not let History give up, saw themselves
headed off and escape no longer possible. Tug
knew that History would be useless in a scrimmage,
so, in a low tone, he bade him drop under a deep bush
they were just passing. History was too exhausted
to object even to being left alone, and managed to
sink into the friendly cover of the bush without being
observed. And Tug went right into a mob of them,
crying with a fine defiance the old yell of the Athletic
Club:
“L`"iy-krim! L`"iy-krim! L`"iy-krim!
Hoo-ray!”