Boy, you say, doctor? An’ she don’t know it yet? Then what ’re you tellin’ me for? No, sir take it away. I don’t want to lay my eyes on it till she’s saw it not if I am its father. She’s its mother, I reckon!

Better lay it down somew’eres an’ go to her not there on the rockin’-cheer, for somebody to set on ’n’ not on the trunk, please. That ain’t none o’ yo’ ord’nary new-born bundles, to be dumped on a box that’ll maybe be opened sudden d’rec’ly for somethin’ needed, an’ be dropped ag’in’ the wall-paper behind it.

It’s hers, whether she knows it or not. Don’t, for gracious sakes, lay ’im on the table! Anybody knows that’s bad luck.

You think it might bother her on the bed? She’s that bad? An’ they ain’t no fire kindled in the settin’-room, to lay it in there.

S-i-r? Well, yas, I I reck’n I’ll haf to hold it, ef you say so that is of co’se

Wait, doctor! Don’t let go of it yet! Lordy! but I’m thess shore to drop it! Lemme set down first, doctor, here by the fire an’ git het th’ugh. Not yet! My ol’ shin-bones stan’ up thess like a pair o’ dog-irons. Lemme bridge ’em over first ‘th somethin’ soft. That’ll do. She patched that quilt herself. Hold on a minute, ’tel I git the aidges of it under my ol’ boots, to keep it f’om saggin’ down in the middle.

There, now! Merciful goodness, but I never! I’d rather trus’ myself with a whole playin’ fountain in blowed glass’n sech ez this.

Stoop down there, doctor, please, sir, an’ shove the end o’ this quilt a leetle further under my foot, won’t you? Ef it was to let up sudden, I wouldn’t have no more lap ’n what any other fool man’s got.

‘N’ now you go to her.

I’d feel a heap safeter ef this quilt was nailed to the flo’ on each side o’my legs. They’re trimblin’ so I dunno what minute my feet’ll let go their holt.

An’ she don’t know it yet! An’ he layin’ here, dressed up in all the little clo’es she sewed! She mus’ be purty bad. I dunno, though; maybe that’s gen’ally the way.

They’re keepin’ mighty still in that room. Blessed ef I don’t begin to feel ‘is warmth in my ol’ knee-bones! An’ he’s a-breathin’ thess ez reg’lar ez that clock, on’y quicker. Lordy! An’ she don’t know it yet! An’ he a boy! He taken that after the Joneses; we’ve all been boys in our male branch. When that name strikes, seem like it comes to stay. Now for a girl

Wonder if he ain’t covered up mos’ too close-t. Seem like he snuffles purty loud for a beginner.

Doctor! oh, doctor! I say, doctor!

Strange he don’t hear ’n’ I don’t like to holler no louder. Wonder ef she could be worse? Ef I could thess reach somethin’ to knock with! I daresn’t lif’ my foot, less’n the whole business’d fall through.

Oh, doc’! Here he comes now Doctor, I say, don’t you think maybe he’s covered up too

How’s she, doctor? “Thess the same,” you say? ‘n’ she don’t know yet about him? “In a couple o’ hours,” you say? Well, don’t lemme keep you, doctor. But, tell me, don’t you think maybe he’s covered up a leetle too close-t?

That’s better. An’ now I’ve saw him befo’ she did! An’ I didn’t want to, neither.

Poor leetle, teenchy, weenchy bit of a thing! Ef he ain’t the very littlest! Lordy, Lordy, Lor_dy!_ But I s’pose all thet’s needed in a baby is a startin’-p’int big enough to hol’ the fam’ly ch’racteristics. I s’pose maybe he is, but the po’ little thing mus’ feel sort o’ scrouged with ’em, ef he’s got ’em all the Joneses’ an’ the Simses’. Seem to me he favors her a little thess aroun’ the mouth.

An’ she don’t know it yet!

Lord! But my legs ache like ez if they was bein’ wrenched off. I’ve got ‘em on sech a strain, somehow. An’ he on’y a half hour ol’, an’ two hours mo’ ‘fo’ I can budge! Lord, Lord! how will I stand it!

God bless ‘im! Doc! He’s a-sneezin’! Come quick! Shore ez I’m here, he snez twice-t!

Don’t you reckon you better pile some mo’ wood on the fire an’

What’s that you say? “Fetch ‘im along”? An’ has she ast for ’im? Bless the Lord! I say. But a couple of you ’ll have to come help me loosen up ‘fo’ I can stir, doctor.

Here, you stan’ on that side the quilt, whiles I stir my foot to the flo’ where it won’t slip an’ Dicey where’s that nigger Dicey? You Dicey, come on here, an’ tromp on the other side o’ this bedquilt till I h’ist yo’ young marster up on to my shoulder.

No, you don’t take ’im, neither. I’ll tote ’im myself.

Now, go fetch a piller till I lay ’im on it. That’s it. And now git me somethin’ stiff to lay the piller on. There! That lapboa’d ’ll do. Why didn’t I think about that befo’? It’s a heap safeter ’n my olé knee-j’ints. Now, I’ve got ’im secure. Wait, doctor hold on! I’m afeered you ’ll haf to ca’y ’im in to her, after all. I’ll cry ef I do it. I’m trimblin’ like ez ef I had a’ager, thess a-startin’ in with ‘im an seein’ me give way might make her nervious. You take ’im to her, and lemme come in sort o’ unconcerned terreckly, after she an’ him’ve kind o’ got acquainted. Dast you hold ’im that-a-way, doctor, ’thout no support to ‘is spinal colume? I s’pose he is too sof’ to snap, but I wouldn’t resk it. Reckon I can slip in the other do’ where she won’t see me, an’ view the meetin’.

Yas; I ‘m right here, honey! (The idea o’ her a-callin’ for me an’ him in ’er arms!) I ‘m right here, honey mother! Don’t min’ me a-cryin’! I’m all broke up, somehow; but don’t you fret. I ’m right here by yo’ side on my knees, in pure thankfulness.

Bless His name, I say! You know he’s a boy, don’t yer? I been a holdin’ ’im all day ’t least ever sence they dressed ‘im, purty nigh a’ hour ago. An’ he’s slep’ an’ waked up an’ yawned an’ snez an’ wunk an’ sniffed ’thout me sayin’ a word. Opened an’ shet his little fist, once-t, like ez ef he craved to shake hands, howdy! He cert’n’y does perform ’is functions wonderful.

Yas, doctor; I’m a-comin’, right now.

Go to sleep now, honey, you an’ him, an’ I’ll be right on the spot when needed. Lemme whisper to her thess a minute, doctor?

I thess want to tell you, honey, thet you never, even in yo’ young days, looked ez purty to my eyes ez what you do right now. An’ that boy is yo’ boy, an’ I ain’t a-goin’ to lay no mo’ claim to ’im ’n to see thet you have yo’ way with ‘im you hear? An’ now good night, honey, an’ go to sleep.

They wasn’t nothin’ lef for me to do but to come out here in this ol’ woodshed where nobody wouldn’t see me ac’ like a plumb baby.

An’ now, seem like I can’t git over it! The idée o’ me, fifty year ol’, actin’ like this!

An’ she knows it! An’ she’s got ‘im a boy layin’ in the bed ’longside ’er.

“Mother an’ child doin’ well!” Lord, Lord! How often I’ve heerd that said! But it never give me the all-overs like it does now, some way.

Guess I’ll gether up a’ armful o’ wood, an’ try to act unconcerned an’ laws-a-mercy me! Ef to-day ain’t been Christmas! My! my! my! An’ it come an’ gone befo’ I remembered!

I’ll haf to lay this wood down ag’in an’ think.

I’ve had many a welcome Christmas gif’ in my life, but the idée o’ the good Lord a-timin’ this like that!

Christmas! An’ a boy! An’ she doin’ well!

No wonder that ol’ turkey-gobbler sets up on them rafters blinkin’ at me so peaceful! He knows he’s done passed a critical time o’ life.

You’ve done crossed another bridge safe-t, ol’ gobbly, an’ you can afford to blink an’ to set out in the clair moonlight, ‘stid o’ roostin’ back in the shadders, same ez you been doin’.

You was to ‘ve died by ax-ident las’ night, but the new visitor thet’s dropped in on us ain’t cut ‘is turkey teeth yet, an’ his mother

Lord, how that name sounds! Mother! I hardly know ’er by it, long ez I been tryin’ to fit it to ‘er an’ fearin’ to, too, less’n somethin’ might go wrong with either one.

I even been callin’ him “it” to myself all along, so ’feerd thet ef I set my min’ on either the “he” or the “she” the other one might take a notion to come an’ I didn’t want any disappointment mixed in with the arrival.

But now he’s come, an’ registered, ez they say at the polls, I know I sort o’ counted on the boy, some way.

Lordy! but he’s little! Ef he hadn’t ‘a’ showed up so many of his functions spontaneous, I’d be oneasy less’n he mightn’t have ’em; but they’re there! Bless goodness, they’re there!

An’ he snez prezac’ly, for all the world, like my po’ ol’ pap a reg’lar little cat sneeze, thess like all the Joneses.

Well, Mr. Turkey, befo’ I go back into the house, I’m a-goin’ to make you a solemn promise.

You go free till about this time next year, anyhow. You an’ me’ll celebrate the birthday between ourselves with that contrac’. You needn’t git oneasy Thanksgivin’, or picnic-time, or Easter, or no other time ‘twixt this an’ nex’ Christmas less’n, of co’se, you stray off an’ git stole.

An’ this here reprieve, I want you to understand, is a present from the junior member of this firm.

Lord! but I’m that tickled! This here wood ain’t much needed in the house, the wood-boxes ’re all full, but I can’t devise no other excuse for vacatin’ thess at this time.

S’pose I might gether up some eggs out ’n the nestes, but it’d look sort o’ flighty to go egg-huntin’ here at midnight an’ he not two hours ol’.

I dunno, either, come to think; she might need a new-laid egg sof b’iled. Reckon I’ll take a couple in my hands an’ one or two sticks o’ wood an’ I’ll draw a bucket o’ water too an’ tote that in.

Goodness! but this back yard is bright ez day! Goin’ to be a clair, cool night moon out, full an’ white. Ef this ain’t the stillest stillness!

Thess sech a night, for all the world, I reckon, ez the first Christmas, when He come

When shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The angel o’ the Lord come down,
An’ glory shone around

thess like the hymn says.

The whole o’ this back yard is full o’ glory this minute. Th’ ain’t nothin’ too low down an’ mean for it to shine on, neither not even the well-pump or the cattle-trough ’r the pig-pen or even me.

Thess look at me, covered over with it! An’ how it does shine on the roof o’ the house where they lay her an’ him!

I suppose that roof has shined that-a-way frosty nights ‘fo’ to-night; but some way I never seemed to see it.

Don’t reckon the creakin’ o’ this windlass could disturb her or him.

Reckon I might go turn a little mo’ cotton-seed in the troughs for them cows an’ put some extry oats out for the mules an’ the doctor’s mare an’ onchain Rover, an’ let ’im stretch ’is legs a little. I’d like everything on the place to know he’s come, an’ to feel the diff’ence.

Well, now I’ll load up an’ I do hope nobody won’t notice the redic’lousness of it.

You say she’s asleep, doctor, an’ th’ ain’t nothin’ mo’ needed to be did an’ yo’ ‘re goin’!

Don’t, for gracious sakes! go, doctor, an’ leave me! I wont know what on top o’ the round earth to do, ef ef You know she she might wake up or he!

You say Dicey she knows. But she’s on’y a nigger, doctor. Yes; I know she’s had exper’ence with the common run o’ babies, but

Lemme go an’ set down this bucket, an’ lay this stick o’ wood on the fire, an’ put these eggs down, so’s I can talk to you free-handed.

Step here to the do’, doctor. I say, doc, ef it’s a question o’ the size o’ yo’ bill, you can make it out to suit yo’self or, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. You stay right along here a day or so tell to-morrer or nex’ day, anyhow an’ I’ll sen’ you a whole bale o’ cotton an’ you can sen’ back any change you see fit or none or none, I say. Or, ef you’d ruther take it out in pertaters an’ corn an’ sorghum, thess say so, an’ how much of each.

But what? “It wouldn’t be right? Th’ ain’t no use,” you say? An’ you’ll shore come back to-morrer? Well. But, by the way, doctor, did you know to-day was Christmas? Of co’se I might’ve knew you did but I never. An’ now it seems to me like Christmas, an’ Fo’th o’ July, an’ “Hail Columbia, happy lan’,” all b’iled down into one big jubilee!

But tell me, doctor, confidential sh! step here a leetle further back tell me, don’t you think he’s to say a leetle bit undersized? Speak out, ef he is.

Wh how’d you say? “Mejum,” eh? Thess mejum! An’ they do come even littler yet? An’ you say mejum babies’re thess ez liable to turn out likely an’ strong ez over-sizes, eh? Mh-hm! Well, I reckon you know an’ maybe the less they have to contend with at the start the better.

Oh, thanky, doctor! Don’t be afeered o’ wrenchin’ my wris’! A thousand thankies! Yo’ word for it, he’s a fine boy! An’ you’ve inspected a good many, an’ of co’se you know yas, yas! Shake ez hard ez you like up an’ down up an’ down!

An’ now I’ll go git yo’ horse an’ don’t ride ’er too hard to-night, ’cause I’ve put a double po’tion of oats in her trough awhile ago. The junior member he give instructions that everything on the place was to have a’ extry feed to-night an’ of co’se I went and obeyed orders.

Now ’fo’ you start, doctor I ain’t got a thing stronger ’n raspberry corjal in the house but ef you’ll drink a glass o’ that with me? (Of co’se he will!)

She made this ‘erself, doctor picked the berries an’ all an’ I raised the little sugar thet’s in it. Well, good-night, doctor! To-morrer, shore!

Sh-h!

How that do’-latch does click! Thess like thunder!

Sh-h! Dicey, you go draw yo’ pallet close-t outside the do’, an’ lay down an’ I’ll set here by the fire an’ keep watch.

How my ol’ stockin’-feet do tromp! Do lemme hurry an’ set down! Seem like this room’s awful rackety, the fire a-poppin’ an’ tumblin’, an’ me breathin’ like a porpoise. Even the clock ticks ez excited ez I feel. Wonder how they sleep through it all! But they do. He beats her a-snorin’ a’ready, blest ef he don’t! Wonder ef he knows he’s born into the world, po’ little thing! I reckon not; but they’s no tellin’. Maybe that’s the one thing the good Lord gives ’em to know, so’s they’ll realize what to begin to study about theirselves an’ the world how to fight it an’ keep friends with it at the same time. Ef I could giggle an’ sigh both at once-t, seem like I’d be relieved. Somehow I feel sort o’ tight ‘roun’ the heart an’ wide awake an’

How that clock does travel an’ how they all keep time, he an’ she an’ it an’ me an’ the fire roa’in’ up the chimbley, playin’ a tune all around us like a’ organ, an’ he an’ she an’ he an’ it an’ he an’

Blest ef I don’t hear singing an’ how white the moonlight is! They’s angels all over the house –­an’ their robes is breshin’ the roof whilst they sing

His head had fallen. He was dreaming.