That you, doctor? Hitch up, an’ come right
in.
You say Sonny called by an’ ast you to
drop in to see me?
But I ain’t sick. I’m
thess settin’out here on the po’ch, upholstered
with pillers this-a-way on account o’ the spine
o’ my back feelin’ sort o’ porely.
The way I ache I reckon likely ez not it’s
a-fixin’ to rain. Ef I don’t seem
to him quite ez chirpy I ought to be, why Sonny he
gets oneasy an’ goes for you, an’ when
I object not thet I ain’t always glad
to see you, doctor why, he th’ows
up to me thet that’s the way we always done
about him when de was in his first childhood.
An’ ef you ricollec’ why, it’s
about true. He says he’s boss now, an’
turn about is fair play.
My pulse ain’t no ways discordant,
is it? No, I thought not. Of co’se,
ez you say, I s’pose it’s sort o’
different to a younger person’s, an’ then
I’ve been so worked up lately thet my heart’s
bound to be more or less frustrated, and Sonny says
a person’s heart reg’lates his pulse.
I reckon I ain’t ez strong ez
I ought to be, maybe, or I wouldn’t cry so easy
ez what I do. I been settin’ here, pretty
near boo-hoo-in’ for the last half-hour, over
the weddin’ presents Sonny has thess been a-givin’
me.
Last week it was a daughter, little
Mary Elizabeth an’ now it’s
his book.
They was to ’ve come together.
The book was printed and was to ’ve been
received here on Sonny’s weddin’-day, but
it didn’t git in on time. But I counted
it in ez one o’ my weddin’ presents from
Sonny, give to me on the occasion of his marriage,
thess the same, though I didn’t know about the
inscription thet he’s inscribed inside it tell
it arrived an’ I’m glad I didn’t.
Ef I’d ’ve knew that
day, when my heart was already in my win’-pipe,
thet he had give out to the world by sech a printed
declaration ez that thet he had to say dedicated all
his work in life, in advance, to my ol’
soul, I couldn’t no mo’ ‘ve
kep’ up my behavior ‘n nothin’.
I’m glad you think I don’t
need no physic, doctor. I never was no hand to
swaller medicine when I was young, and the obnoxion
seems to grow on me ez I git older.
Not all that toddy? You’ll
have me in a drunkard’s grave yet, you
an’ Sonny together, ef I don’t
watch out.
That nutmeg gives it a mighty good
flavor, doc’. Ef any thing ever does make
me intemp’rate, why, it’ll be the nutmeg
an’ sugar thet you all smuggle the liquor to
me in.
It does make me see clairer, I vow
it does, either the nutmeg or the sperit, one.
There’s Sonny’s step,
now. I can tell it quick ez he sets it on the
back steps. Sence I’m sort o’ laid
up, Sonny gits into the saddle every day an’
rides over the place an’ gives orders for me.
Come out here, son, an’ shake hands with the
doctor.
Pretty warm, you say it is, son!
An’ th’ ain’t nothin’ goin’
astray on the place? Well, that’s good.
An’, doc’, here, he says thet his bill
for this visit is a unwarranted extravagance ’cause
they ain’t a thing I need but to start on the
downward way thet leads to ruin. He’s got
me all threatened with the tremens now, so thet I
hardly know how to match my pronouns to suit their
genders an’ persons. He’s give me
fully a tablespoonful o’ the reverend stuff
in one toddy. I tell him he must write out a
prescription for the gold cure an’ leave it with
me, so’s in case he should drop off befo’
I need it, I could git it, ‘thout applyin’
to a strange doctor an’ disgracin’ everybody
in America by the name o’ Jones.
Do you notice how strong he favors her to-day,
doctor?
I don’t know whether it’s
the toddy I’ve took thet calls my attention to
it or not.
She always seemed to see me in him but
I never could. Far ez I can see, he never taken
nothin’ from me but his sect an’
yo’ name, son, of co’se. ‘Cep’in’
for me, you couldn’t ‘a’ been no
Jones ’t least not in our branch.
Put yo’ hand on my forr’d,
son, an’ bresh it up’ards a few times,
while I shet my eyes.
Do you know when he does that, doc’,
I couldn’t tell his hand from hers.
He taken his touch after her, exact an’
his hands, too, sech good firm fingers, not all plowed
out o’ shape, like mine. I never seemed
to reelize it tell she’d passed away.
That’ll do now, boy. I
know you want to go in an’ see where the little
wife is, an’ I’ve no doubt you’ll
find her with a wishful look in her eyes, wonderin’
what keeps you out here so long.
Funny, doctor, how seein’ him
and little Mary Elizabeth together brings back my
own youth to me an’ wife’s.
From the first day we was married
to the day we laid her away under the poplars, the
first thing I done on enterin’ the house was
to wonder where she was an’ go an’ find
her. An’ quick ez I’d git her located,
why, I’d feel sort o’ rested, an’
know things was all right.
Heap of his ma’s ways I seem
to see in Sonny since she’s went.
An’ what do you think, doc’?
He’s took to kissin’ me nights and mornin’s
since she’s passed away, an’ I couldn’t
tell you how it seems to comfort me.
Maybe that sounds strange to you in
a grown-up man, but it don’t come no ways strange
to me not from Sonny. Now he’s
started it, seems like ez ef I’d ’ve
missed it if he hadn’t.
Ez I look back, they ain’t no
lovin’ way thet a boy could have thet ain’t
seemed to come nachel to him not a one.
An’ his little wife, Mary Elizabeth, why, they
never was a sweeter daughter on earth.
An’ ef I do say it ez shouldn’t,
their weddin’ was the purtiest thet has ever
took place in this county in my ricollection,
which goes back distinc’ for over sixty year.
Everybody loves little Mary Elizabeth,
an’ th’ aint a man, woman, or child in
the place but doted on Sonny, even befo’ he turned
into a book-writer. But, of co’se, all
the great honors they laid on him the weddin’
supper an’ dance in the Simpkins’s barn,
the dec’rations o’ the church that embraced
so many things he’s lectured about an’
all that why they was all meant to show
fo’th how everybody took pride in him, ez a
author o’ printed books.
You see he has give’ twelve
lectures in the academy each term for the last three
years, after studyin’ them three winters in New
York, each year’s lectures different, but all
relatin’ to our own forests an’ their
dumb population. That’s what he calls ’em.
Th’ ain’t a boy thet has attended the
academy, sence he’s took the nachel history to
teach, but’ll tell you thess what kind o’
inhabitants to look for on any particular tree.
Nearly every boy in the county’s got a cabinet an’
most of ’em have carpentered ’em theirselves,
though I taught ’em how to do that after the
pattern Sonny got me to make his by an’
you’ll find all sorts o’ specimens of
what they designate ez “summer an’ winter
resorts” in pieces of bark an’ cobweb an’
ol’ twisted tree-leaves in every one of ’em.
The boys thet dec’rated the
barn for the dance say thet they ain’t a tree
Sonny ever lectured about but was represented in the
ornaments tacked up ag’inst the wall, an’
they wasn’t a space big ez yo’ hand,
ez you know, doctor, thet wasn’t covered with
some sort o’ evergreen or berry-branch, or somethin’.
An’ have you heerd what the
ol’ nigger Proph’ says? Of co’se
he’s all unhinged in the top story ez anybody
would be thet lived in the woods an’ e’t
sca’cely anything but herbs an’ berries.
But, anyhow, he’s got a sort o’ gift o’
prophecy an’ insight, ez we all know.
Well, Proph’, he sez that while
the weddin’ march was bein’ played in
the church the night o’ Sonny’s weddin’
thet he couldn’t hear his own ears for the racket
among all the live things in the woods. An’
he says thet they wasn’t a frog, or a cricket,
or katydid, or nothin’, but up an’ played
on its little instrument, an’ thet every note
they sounded fitted into the church music even
to the mockin’-bird an’ the screech-owl.
Of co’se, I don’t say
it’s so, but the ol’ nigger swears to it,
an’ ef you dispute it with him an’ ask
him how it come thet nobody else didn’t hear
it, why he says that’s because them thet live
in houses an’ eat flesh ain’t got the
love o’ Grod in their hearts, an’ can’t
expect to hear the songs of the songless an’
speech of the speechless.
That’s a toler’ble high-falutin
figgur o’ speech for a nigger, but it’s
thess the way he expresses it.
You know he’s been seen holdin’
conversation with dumb brutes, more ’n once-t in
broad daylight.
Of co’se, we can’t be
shore thet they was rejoicin’ expressed in the
underbrush an’ the forests, ez he says, but I
do say, ez I said before, thet Sonny an’ the
little girl has had the purtiest an’ joyfulest
weddin’ I ever see in this county, an’
a good time was had by everybody present. An’
it has made me mighty happy it an’
its results.
They say a son is a son till he gets
him a wife, but ’t ain’t so in this case,
shore. I’ve gained thess ez sweet a daughter
ez I could ‘a’ picked out ef I’d
‘a’ had the whole world to select from.
Little Mary Elizabeth has been mighty
dear to our hearts for a long time, an’ when
wife passed away, although the weddin’ hadn’t
took place yet, she bestowed a mother’s partin’
blessin’ on her, an’ give Sonny a lot
o’ private advice about her disposition, an’
how he ought to reg’late hisself to deal with
it.
You see, Mary Elizabeth stayed along
with us so much durin’ the seasons he was away
in New York, thet we got to know all her crotchets
an’ quavers, an’ she ain’t got a
mean one, neither.
But they’re there.
An’ they have to be dealt with, lovin’.
Fact is, th’ ain’t no other proper way
to deal with nothin’, in my opinion.
We was ruther glad to find out some
little twists in her disposition, wife an’ me
was, ’cause ef we hadn’t discovered none,
why we’d ‘a’ felt shore she had
some in’ard deceit or somethin’. No
person can’t be perfec’, an’ when
I see people always outwardly serene, I mistrust their
insides.
But little Mary Elizabeth, why, she
ain’t none too angelic to git a good healthy
spell o’ the pouts once-t in a while, but ef
she’s handled kind an’ tender, why, she’ll
come thoo without havin’ to humble herself with
apologies.
It depends largely upon how a pout
is took, whether it’ll contrac’ itself
into a hard knot an’ give trouble or thess loosen
up into a good-natured smile, an’ the oftener
they are let out that-a-way, the seldomer they’ll
come.
Little Mary Elizabeth, why, she looks
so purty when she pouts, now, that I’ve been
tempted sometimes to pervoke her to it, thess to witness
the new set o’ dimples she’ll turn out
on short notice; but I ain’t never done it.
I know a dimple thet’s called into bein’
too often in youth is li’ble to lay the foundation
of a wrinkle in old age.
But takin’ her right along stiddy,
day in an’ day out, she’s got a good sunny
disposition an’ is mighty lovin’ and kind.
An’ as to character and dependableness,
why, she’s thess ez sound ez a bell.
In a heap o’ ways she nears
up to us, sech, f’ instance, ez when she taken
wife’s cook-receipt book to go by in experimentin’
with Sonny’s likes an’ dislikes.
‘T ain’t every new-married wife thet’s
willin’ to sample her husband’s tastes
by his ma’s cook-books.
They seem to think they ’re too dictatorial.
But, of co’se, wife’s
receipts was better ‘n most, an’ Mary Elizabeth,
she knows that.
She ain’t been married but a
week, but she’s served up sev’al self-made
dishes a’ready all constructed accordin’
to wife’s schedule.
Of co’se I could see the diff’ence
in the mixin’ but it only amused me.
An’ Sonny seemed to think thet, ef anything,
they was better ’n they ever had been which
is only right and proper.
Three days after she was married,
the po’ little thing whipped up a b’iled
custard for dinner an’, some way or other, she
put salt in it ‘stid o’ sugar, and poor
Sonny Well, I never have knew him to lie
outright, befo’, but he smacked his lips over
it an’ said it was the most delicious custard
he had ever e’t in his life, an’ then,
when he had done finished his first saucer an’
said, “No, thank you, I won’t choose any
more,” to a second helpin’, why, she tasted
it an’ thess bust out a-cryin’.
But I reckon that was partly because
she was sort o’ on edge yet from the excitement
of new housekeepin’ and the head o’ the
table.
Well, I felt mighty sorry to see her
in tears, an’ what does Sonny do but insist
on eatin’ the whole dish o’ custard, an’
soon ez I could git a chance, I took him aside an’
give him a little dose-t o’ pain-killer, an’
I took a few drops myself.
I had felt obligated to swaller a
few spoonfuls o’ the salted custard when she’d
be lookin’ my way, an’ I felt like ez ef
I was pizened, an’ so I thess took the painkiller
ez a sort o’ anecdote.
Another way Mary Elizabeth shows sense
is the way she accepts discipline from the ol’
nigger, Dicey.
She’s mighty old an’ strenuous
now, Dicey is, an’ she thinks because she was
present at Sonny’s birth an’ before it,
thet she’s privileged to correct him for anything
he does, and we’ve always indulged her in it,
an’ thess ez soon as she knowed what was brewin’
‘twix’ him an’ Mary Elizabeth, why,
she took her into the same custody, an’ it’s
too cute for anything the way the little girl takes
a scoldin’ from her thess winkin’
at Sonny an’ me while she receives it.
An’ the ol’ nigger’d
lay down her life for her most ez quick ez she would
for Sonny.
She was the first to open our eyes
to the state of affairs ’twixt the two child’en,
that ol’ nigger was. It was the first year
Sonny went North. He had writ home to his ma
from New York State, and said thet Mr. Burroughs had
looked over his little writings an’ said they
was good enough to be printed an’ bound up in
a book.
Wife, she read the letter out loud,
ez she always done, an’ we noticed thet when
we come to that, Mary Elizabeth slipped out o’
the room; but we didn’t think nothin’
of it tell direc’ly ol’ Dicey, she come
in tickled all but to death to tell us thet the little
girl was out on the po’ch with her face hid
in the honeysuckle vines, cryin’ thess ez hard
as we was. So then, of co’se, we knowed
that ef the co’se of true love could be allowed
to run smooth for once-t, she was fo’-ordained
to be our little blessin’ an’
his that is, so far as she was concerned.
Of co’se we was even a little
tenderer todes her, after that, than we had been
befo’.
That was over five year ago, an’
th’ ain’t been a day sca’cely sence
then but we’ve seen her, an’ in my jedgment
they won’t be nothin’ lackin’ in
her thet’s needful in a little wife not
a thing.
Ef they’s anything in long acquaintance,
they’ve certainly knowed one another all the
time they’ve had.
Of co’se Mary Elizabeth, she
ain’t to say got Sonny’s thoughts, exac’ly,
where it comes to sech a thing ez book-writin’,
but he says she’s a heap better educated ’n
what he is.
She’s got all her tuition repo’ts
du’in’ the whole time she attended school,
an’ mostly all her precentages was up close onto
the hund’eds.
Sonny never was no hand on earth to
git good reports at school.
They was always so low down in figgurs
thet he calls ’em his “misconduc’
slips.”
But they ain’t a one he’s
ever got, takin’ ’em from the beginnin’
clean up to the day o’ his gradjuatin’,
thet ain’t got some lovin’ remark inscribed
acrost it from his teacher not a one.
Even them that wrastled with him most
severe has writ him down friendly an’ kind.
An’ little Mary Elizabeth why,
she’s took every last one of ’em an’
she’s feather-stitched ’em aroun’
the edges an’ sewed ’em up into a sort
o’ little book, an’ tied a ribbin’
bow acrost it. I don’t know whether she
done it on account o’ the teacher’s remarks
or not but she cert’n’y does
prize that pamphlet.
She thinks so much of it thet I been
advisin’ her to take out a fire insu’ance
on it.
In a heap o’ ways she thess
perzacly suits Sonny. Lookin’ at it from
one p’int o’ view, she’s a sort
o’ dictionary to him.
Whenever Sonny finds hisself short
of a date, f’ instance, or some unreasonable
spellin’ ’ll bother ‘im, why, he’ll
apply to her for it an’ she’ll hand it
out to him, intac’. I ain’t never
knew her to fail.
You see, while Sonny’s thoughts
is purty far-reachin’ in some ways, he’s
received his education so sort o’ hit an’
miss thet the things he knows ain’t to say catalogued
in his mind, an’ while he’ll know one fac’,
maybe he won’t be able to recall another thet
seems to belong hand in hand with it. An’
that’s one reason why I say thet little Mary
Elizabeth is thess the wife for him.
She may not bother about the whys
an’ wherefores, but she’s got the statistics.
It’s always well, in a married
couple, to have either one or the other statistical,
so thet any needed fac’ can be had on demand.
Wife, she was a heap more gifted that-a-way
’n what I was, but of co’se hers wasn’t
so much book statistics.
She could give the name an’
age of every cow an’ calf on the farm, an’
relate any circumstance thet has took place within
her recollection or mine without the loss of a single
date or any gain through imagination, either.
I don’t know but I think that’s
a greater gif’ than the other, to be able to
reproduce a event after a long time without sort o’
thess techin’ it up with a little exaggeration.
Th’ ain’t no finer trait,
in my opinion, in man or woman, than dependableness,
an’ that’s another reason I take sech special
delight in the little daughter, Mary Elizabeth.
If she tells you a thing’s black,
why you may know it don’t lean todes brown or
gray. It’s thess a dismal black.
She may hate to say it, an’
show her hatred in a dozen lovin’, regretful
ways, but out it’ll come.
An’ I think thet any man thet
can count on a devoted wife for exactitude
is blessed beyond common.
So many exac’ women is col’-breasted
an’ severe. An’ ef I had to take
one or the other, why, I’d let my wife prevaricate
a little, ef need be, befo’ I’d relinquish
warmheartedness, an’ the power to command peacefulness
an’ rest, an’ make things comfortable an’
homely, day in an’ day out.
Maybe I’m unprincipled in that,
but life is so short, an’ ef we didn’t
have lovin’ ways to lengthen out our days, why
I don’t think I’d keer to bother with
it, less’n, of co’se, I might be needful
to somebody else.
Yas, doc’, I ‘m mighty
happy in the little daughter an’ the
book an’ the blessed boy hisself.
Maybe I’m too talkative on the subject, but the
way I feel about him, I might discuss him forever,
an’ then they’d be thess a little sweetness
left over thet I couldn’t put into words about
him.
Not thet he’s faultless.
I don’t suppose they ever was a boy on earth
thet had mo’ faults ’n Sonny, but they
ain’t one he’s got thet I don’t
seem to cherish because I know it’s rooted in
honest soil.
You may strike a weed now an’
ag’in, but he don’t grow no pizen vines
in his little wilderness o’ short-comin’s.
Th’ ain’t no nettles in his garden o’
faults. That ain’t a bad figgur o’
speech for a ol’ man like me, is it, doctor?
But nex’ time he stops
an’ tells you I’m sick, you thess tell
him to go about his business.
I’m failin’ in stren’th
ez the days go an’ I know it an’
it’s all right.
I don’t ask no mo’ ’n
thess to pass on whenever the good Lord wills.
But of co’se I ain’t in
no hurry, an’ they’s one joy I’d
like to feel befo’ that time comes.
I’d love to hol’ Sonny’s
baby in my ol’ arms his an’
hers an’ to see thet the good ol’
name o’ Jones has had safe transportation into
one mo’ generation of honest folks.
Sonny an’ Mary Elizabeth are
too sweet-hearted an’ true not to be reproduced
in detail, an’ passed along.
This here ol’ oak tree thet
gran’pa planted when I was a kid, why, it’d
be a fine shady place for healthy girls an’ boys
to play under.
When I set here by myself on this
po’ch so much these days an’ think, an’
remember, why I thess wonder over the passage
o’ time.
I ricollec’ thess ez well when
gran’pa planted that oak saplin’.
My pa he helt it stiddy an’ I handed gran’pa
the spade, an’ we took off our hats whilst he
repeated a Bible tex’.
Yes, that ol’ oak was religiously
planted, an’ we’ve tried not to offend
its first principles in no ways du’in’
the years we’ve nurtured it.
An’ when I set here an’
look at it, an’ consider its propensities, it’s
got five limbs that seem thess constructed to hold
swings, maybe it’s ‘cause I
was raised Presbyterian an’ sort o’ can’t
git shet o’ the doctrine o’ predestination,
but I can’t help seemin’ to fo’-see
them friendly family limbs all fulfillin’ their
promises.
An’ when I imagine myself a-settin’
there with one little one a-climbin’ over me
while the rest swings away, why, seem like a person
don’t no mo’ ‘n realize he’s
a descendant befo’ he’s a’ ancestor.