The same scene. Ellen and
Mrs. Granahan seated near fire.
Ellen.
So Mr. Graeme is comin’ over
here to settle matters with father to-day do you say?
Mrs. Granahan.
Yes child, he’s comin’ to-day.
Ellen.
What is it all about?
Mrs. Granahan.
Well I suppose he’s anxious
to see what money is comin’ to Robbie John.
He doesn’t want to throw his daughter away without
askin’ questions. I expeck she’s
well enough to do to marry anyone she likes, but he’s
a canny man.
Ellen.
Well I suppose he’s right.
He must be anxious to see her well married.
Mrs. Granahan.
Oh now between the two of them, Robbie
John will be a sight better off, nor your father and
I, Ellen when we married.
Ellen.
Robbie’s a lucky man too.
I never seen anyone as fond of him as she is.
I wonner when father will be goin’ to see anyone
about me?
Mrs. Granahan.
Oh whist child, your time’s
comin’. Who was it left ye home from John
Graeme’s temperance lecture?
Ellen.
[Slily.]
That’s a secret.
Mrs. Granahan.
[Knowingly.]
Not till me. He’s a brave body anyway.
Ellen.
Who?
Mrs. Granahan.
Now you’re the soft lassie.
Who’s the manager of the creamery up beyont?
Ellen.
[Unsuspectingly,]
Tom Taylor of course.
Mrs. Granahan.
And of coorse it was Tom Taylor left ye home.
[Knock
at the door.]
Come in. Come in.
[Taylor
enters.]
Why speak o’ the divil how d’ye
do Mr. Taylor.
Taylor.
[He
comes in, stands rather awkwardly
looking at Ellen,
and then goes over
near them.]
Very well, thank you, ma’am.
Mrs. Granahan.
This is my daughter Ellen.
[Slily.]
I think ye met her afore.
Taylor.
[Shaking
hands with Ellen, he detains her
hand for a second and
then drops it.]
We did, I think, didn’t we?
Mrs. Granahan.
[Knowingly.]
I just thought as much.
[Aside.]
Oh well, he’s a brave body and
would do rightly if the creamery does the same.
[Suddenly
to Taylor.]
Are ye coortin’ any this weather Mr. Taylor?
Taylor.
[Taken
aback. Then decides to laugh it
off.]
Well eh no. I’m not
doin’ much that way.
Mrs. Granahan.
[Incredulously.]
Oh indeed. Well I heerd otherwise.
Its full time ye were lookin’ about for a wife.
You’ll be gettin’ well on past thirty soon.
Taylor.
[Fidgeting uneasily.]
Oh I’m time enough for a couple
of years or more. I want to look round me a bit.
Mrs. Granahan.
Well ye better look sharp, for you’ll
soon be getting too ould for gettin’ any sort
of a dasint girl.
[Inquisitively.]
Ha’e ye anyone in your eye yet?
Taylor.
I have an account to pay your good man Mrs. Granahan.
Mrs. Granahan.
Two poun’ ten is due.
[Thinking.]
Aye. But I suppose you’ll
be now in what I would call a good way o’ doin’.
Taylor.
There was a five per cent. dividend
this half year. The creamery’s goin’
on well.
[Searching
in pocket and getting out
account.]
Two pounds, nine and six, ma’am, beggin’
your pardon.
Mrs. Granahan.
Ach sure sixpence is naither
here nor there to a creamery.
[Pauses.]
If that’s the way you are, you
could be married in a year’s time and
Taylor.
[Evidently
desirous to lead conversation
off this topic.]
Here’s the money, ma’am.
[He lays
it down on the table and counts
it out.]
You’ll do as well as Mr. Granahan,
I suppose. You take all to do with the money
part I think.
Mrs. Granahan.
Yes I do. You were at the lecture last Monday?
Taylor.
[Alarmed.]
What the divil
[Suddenly
to Mrs. Granahan and genially.]
Yes. Could you oblige me with a receipt ma’am?
Mrs. Granahan.
Surely. Here Ellen, get me the pen and ink.
[Ellen
goes into room.]
I suppose now there were some nice
young weemin there eh Mr. Taylor?
Taylor.
[Uneasily.]
Yes. And don’t forget the stamp ma’am.
Mrs. Granahan.
Ach sure a penny stamp’s what you always
carry wi’ ye.
[Confidentially.]
I think shame on ye Mr. Taylor, triflin’
wi’ the poor girls. There’s no excuse
for a man o’ your age.
Taylor.
[Fidgeting.]
Well, well, I Here’s a stamp ma’am.
[Impatiently.]
I’m young enough yet. I don’t want
to marry yet awhile.
Mrs. Granahan.
Well now I think ye’d be better
o’ some one to look after ye. There’s
William John Granahan. He’s niver done
bein’ thankful since he married. He says
he doesn’t know what he mightn’t ha’
been, if he hadn’t married me.
Taylor.
[Slily.]
I can quite believe that.
Mrs. Granahan.
It was a good job for him, I can tell
ye. For what wi’ goin’ to dances
and the like and public houses, he was for making a
nice mess o’ himself.
[Confidentially.]
And between you and me, Ellen will
no’ be so badly off aither when he goes.
[Ellen
comes in and puts paper, &c on
table.]
Taylor.
Here’s the stamp ma’am.
Mrs. Granahan.
[Not noticing.]
And there’s a girl for you Mr.
Taylor, that we spent a dale o’ time over, and
was brought up most careful. She’s none
o’ your or’nary girls.
Ellen.
[Sharply.]
Oh mother!
[She
looks at Taylor, smiles, and shrugs
her shoulders.]
Mrs. Granahan.
[Motioning silence.]
There’s too many girls runnin’
about and all they can do is sing a song
or two, and dress themselves up like play actresses,
and run about at bazaars and the like trying to get
ahoult o’ young men.
Taylor.
You’re quite right ma’am.
Mrs. Granahan.
Now there’s Ellen was four years
at a boardin’ school that Mr. Graeme recommended
till us, and I can tell you she got the proper schoolin’,
and let alone that, she can bake, sew or knit, and
knows all about the managin’ of a house.
Ellen.
Oh quit!
[She
looks diffidently across at Taylor,
who grins.]
Mrs. Granahan.
[Counting money.]
Here. It’s sixpence short o’ the
count.
Taylor.
Let me see.
[He
goes to table and counts money.]
Two and two’s four, and two’s
six, and two and six is eight and six, and one shillin’ nine
and six.
Mrs. Granahan.
[Thinking.]
Nine and six. I thought it was oh
yes it was nine and six.
Taylor.
Yes. Nine and six.
Mrs. Granahan.
Very good. I’ll write you a receip’.
[Takes
pen and paper.]
Ellen.
[To Taylor
who stands looking over at her.]
You haven’t been round this
way a long time Mr. Taylor. What ailed you, you
didn’t call?
Taylor.
Oh I was very busy.
[He looks
at Mrs. Granahan who is writing
laboriously. Then
goes and examines a
fiddle that hangs on
the wall.]
Ha! I thought Robbie John had
burnt his fiddle and promised to play no more.
Mrs. Granahan.
Aye so he did, but there’s a
strange story wi’ that thing you’re lookin’
at. There was a tramp come here one day I was
out, and when I come back, I found him playin’
away on that thing, and the house in an uproar.
Taylor.
Aye? He left it here then?
Mrs. Granahan.
No, wait till I tell ye. I packed
him out o’ this, and the next thing I heerd
about him was when a wheen o’ weeks ago he was
got half dead wi’ wet and could in the Flough
Moss. John McKillop was down for cutting turf,
and foun’ him in a peat hole, wi’ his hands
on the brew, and the ould fiddle beside him.
Ellen.
Yes. The poor soul died the next
day, and just before he died he asked McKillop to
bring over his fiddle to give to Robbie John.
Robbie had been kind to him sometime or other, and
the poor bein’ never forgot it.
Taylor.
Ach aye. I do remember hearin’
somethin’ about it. They said he had been
a big man in his day I think.
Mrs. Granahan.
Aye. He was blatherin the day
he was here about bein’ the leader of an ould
band or somethin’ like, now that I call to mind.
But indeed I paid no heed till him, for he was part
drunk.
Taylor.
[Curiously.]
You didn’t get Robbie to burn this one I see.
Mrs. Granahan.
Well you see, Samuel James said it
was a very valuable one and worth fifty poun’
or more may be. There’s an inscription on
it somewhere if you look.
Taylor.
[Taking
down fiddle and examining it.]
Aye so I see. “To Nicholas
Werner as a token of esteem from his orchestra.
Vienna, 1878.”
Ellen.
Yes poor soul. He was tellin’
the truth and no one believin’.
Taylor.
And does Robbie never play it?
Ellen.
Not since he promised that I know
of. But all the same it must tempt him for I
see his eyes fixed on it often enough when he thinks
no one’s lookin’.
Taylor.
[He
looks over at Mrs. Granahan who
appears to be
engrossed in her
writing.
He is just slipping his
arm round Ellen
when Mrs. Granahan
looks up.
He instantly drops his
arm.]
Mrs. Granahan.
Ha’e you that stamp Mr. Taylor?
Taylor.
Its usual Mrs. Granahan for whoever
signs the receipt to supply the stamp, however, there
you are.
[Mrs.
Granahan licks the stamp, and signs
the
receipt.]
The writin’ doesn’t come easy to you,
ma’am.
Mrs. Granahan.
Now its not very courteous makin’
fun o’ poor old weemin’, Mr. Taylor.
I thought better o’ you nor that.
Taylor.
Ould weemin’? Talk sense,
Mrs. Granahan. I only wish my ould woman, if
ever I have one, looks as well as you do.
Mrs. Granahan.
There, there, none o’ your fool
nonsense. You don’t go blarneyin’
me, like you do the likes of Ellen there.
Ellen.
Ach mother!
Mrs. Granahan.
I’m much obledged to ye for
the money Mr. Taylor. I must put it by me.
[Goes
into room.]
Ellen.
I suppose you’ve heard about Robbie?
Taylor.
[Coming
near her.]
No. What’s happened?
Ellen.
He’s to be married to Jane Graeme
at Christmas and Mr. Graeme’s comin’ over
here to-day to settle about the money.
Taylor.
[Slily.]
I wonder who your father will be settlin’
matters with Ellen, when you get engaged.
Ellen.
Why, of course whoever gets me, I suppose.
Taylor.
Well there’s one thing I wouldn’t haggle
with him over.
Ellen.
And what would that be?
Taylor.
Yourself of course.
[He
draws her to him and makes to kiss
her.
Robbie John and Samuel James pass
by
the window and Ellen immediately
slips
away from him. When they come
in,
she lifts a can and goes out by
door
to yard. Robbie John and Samuel
James
seat themselves at table.
Leaning
against table and nodding to
both.]
Well how’s the corn doin’?
Samuel James.
Oh, fairly well the year. How’s the crame
market?
Taylor.
Much the same. Nothin’ new with you I suppose?
Samuel James.
Well they’re goin’ to
settle Robbie the day, that’s all. He’s
a lucky boy.
Taylor.
I wish you joy, Robbie.
Robbie John.
Thank ye. Thank ye kindly. She’s a
nice wee girl.
Samuel James.
You don’t seem as gay hearted
as I would expect, does he Mr. Taylor? You’d
think he was for getting hung or somethin’.
I suppose ye heerd all about him givin’ up the
fiddle playin’? And the luck o’ it.
To burn his ould fiddle, and then get another a few
days after. You’d think there was some
sort of a strange warnin’ or advice or somethin’
in it.
Taylor.
It is very strange.
Robbie John.
Samuel James do ye remember the time
that ould tramp was playin’ on this fiddle,
as he went out that day, down the loney?
[Samuel
James nods.]
Well, it seemed to me as if he were
playin’ to bring me out after him. D’ye
mind the story, Mr. Taylor, about the piper that went
off with all the children, and was niver heard tell
of again.
Taylor.
Aye.
Robbie John.
Well I could feel him drawin’
me out after him the very same way. And last
night, as sure as death, I heard the same uncanny air
singin’ in my ears, and it seemed to be callin’
me to come out o’ this.
Taylor.
[Exchanges
startled looks with Samuel
James.]
Och I suppose the wind or somethin’
outside. But there’s no doubt Robbie you
have a genius for the fiddle. There was a German
professor of music at Newcastle the day you won the
prize and he was But its not right of me
to make you vexed, now you’ve stopped playin’.
Samuel James.
Ach he doesn’t mind you
tellin’. Do ye Robbie? Tell and hearten
him up a wee bit.
Taylor.
This German was so struck with your
playin’ that he was lookin’ for you all
roads, but you were nowhere to be found.
Robbie John.
[Interested.]
Aye? I went straight home. I wonner what
he wanted?
Samuel James.
Perhaps he could have given him a lift, eh Mr. Taylor?
Taylor.
He was talkin’ to me afterwards
and by the way, I had clean forgot.
[Fumbling
in his pocket.]
He gave me his card to give you.
I have it on me somewhere I think.
[Producing
it.]
Aye, there it is.
[Reading.]
Professor somethin’ or other Royal
College of Music.
Robbie John.
Keep it. If I had it, it would only temp’
me.
Taylor.
[Looking
significantly at Samuel James
who indicates by shaking
his head that
he considers Robbie
John hopeless.]
You’re a queer character.
All right. But you can have it any time.
[To
Samuel James.]
I wish I had said nothin’ about
it. Where’s the old man?
Samuel James.
The two ould men are out in the haggard, but
[Slily.]
Ellen’s in the crame-house.
[Taylor
goes out through door at back.
Samuel James looks
over at Robbie
John who sits deep
in thought near
the fire.]
You can no’ hoodwink me, Robbie. You’re
no’ happy.
Robbie John.
I’m happy enough.
[Angrily.]
Don’t be tormentín’ me.
Samuel James.
Faith you look happy.
[Drawing
closer.]
I seen you last night at it.
Robbie John.
[Looks
round startled.]
I couldn’t keep from it.
There’s a spell or somethin’ on it.
Samuel James.
Na. Na. But every fiddle
has its spell for you. You broke your promise.
Robbie John.
You followed me then?
Samuel James.
Yes. Ye crept on your stocking
soles to the back o’ the forth ditch, and played
there for two mortal hours, till I was heart feared
they’d miss us out o’ bed, and raise a
cry.
Robbie John.
And you stood two hours in the night listenin’
to me.
Samuel James.
I ‘clare to God, there’s
somethin’ out o’ common wi’ you or
that fiddle, for I had to stop and listen, and me
teeth chatterin’ wi’ could.
Robbie John.
I did wrong I know, but look here
Samuel James, as long as I see that thing hangin’
there, my hands are itchin’ to hold it, and the
tunes I could play they keep runnin’
in my head.
[Suddenly
rising.]
I’ll destroy it.
Samuel James.
[Quieting
him down.]
Na. Na. Its a vallible fiddle.
Robbie John.
It is. Ach man but it does temp’ me
sorely.
Samuel James.
Aye. You might make a fortune,
the dear knows. Man I know what I would
do if I could play like you do.
[Sarcastically.]
That was if ye had the heart.
Robbie John.
[Excited.]
Ach quit! Quit talkin’ to me that
way. I’m going out.
[Goes
out by door at back.]
Samuel James.
[Getting
off seat and standing about centre
of room.]
He’ll take to it yet.
[He
goes over nearer fireplace.]
I can see it workin’ in him.
Sure his hands are tremblin’ and his fingers
twitchin’ all the times he’s lookin’
at it.
[The grandfather
enters softly by door at
back. He stands
looking at Samuel James
who does not observe
him.]
Maybe its no’ right of me to
let it hang there. Ach. He maybe could
make money plenty. I want till have a fine place
and a lock o’ money. And I’ll build
a bigger house.
Grandfather.
[Hobbling
over to his seat.]
Aye. Aye. Ye could do a heap wi’ money,
Samuel James.
Samuel James.
[Alarmed.
He endeavours to bluff it with
a show of geniality.]
Money’s the thing, Grand-da.
Grandfather.
Its a tarr’ble fine thing, there’s
no doubt. Food and drink and fine clothes and
fine houses ye can get.
Samuel James.
And tobaccy and seegars and the front
seat at a consart.
Grandfather.
Here. Don’t be temptin’
Robbie John about playin’ on that fiddle.
You’ve upset the boy.
Samuel James.
[Sharply.]
I don’t temp’ him.
Grandfather.
You’re always remindin’
him of it. I can see what you’re workin’
for Samuel James. Ye want all the money for yourself.
Samuel James.
Ha’ sense, Grand-da.
Sure they’re settlin’ the matter to-day
and he’s to be married at Christmas. He
wouldn’t do anythin’ rash now.
Grandfather.
The clock has no’ struck the
hour yet Samuel James. Ye could no’ tell
what’s workin’ in his mind.
Samuel James.
Well, he’d be a fool, and what’s
more, he knows himself to be one if he goes.
He’ll lose all the money from Da if he goes,
and I’m sure Jennie Graeme’s father wouldn’t
turn his head to look at a fiddler.
Grandfather.
Aye. He’s tarr’ble proud o’
his family.
Mrs. Granahan.
[Opens
door of room and comes in.]
Here. I seen Mr. Graeme and your
Da comin’ up the loney from the windy in
the low room.
Samuel James.
Well, they’ll be for comin’
in here and we’re only in the road. Come
and twist a wheen o’ ropes for me.
[Samuel
James and Grandfather go out
by door at back.]
Mrs. Granahan.
[Takes
brush and sweeps floor. She then
arranges a kettle
at the fire. Then
goes to door and looks
out.]
Aye. Here he bes now and that
good man o’ mine talkin’ till him a dozen
till one. And ten till one, he’ll have John
Graeme that angered wi’ his arguin’, that
there’ll be nothin’ settled the day.
[Sound
of William John Granahan’s voice.
He appears to be talking
at a great
rate and most emphatically.
John
Graeme and William John Granahan
pass the window.]
Aye, to be sure. He’d rather
get the better o’ Graeme in an argyment as settle
wi’ him over twenty sons, the ould gomeril.
[John
Graeme and William John Granahan
enter.]
How dy’e do, Mr. Graeme?
[She
shakes hands with him warmly and
warns the husband
by nods not to
resume the argument.]
It’s the brave weather for the crops this.
John Graeme.
Indeed we should be deeply thankful
for the marcies vouchsafed us.
[Solemnly.]
Aye indeed.
William John Granahan.
Well indeed I would be that myself,
only the half o’ them young chickens goin’
off with the gapes. It was a tarr’ble to
do to save what’s left o’ them.
Mrs. Granahan.
Oh well. Its all in the way o’ Providence,
Mr. Graeme.
[She looks
disapprovingly across at Granahan.
The two men seat themselves.
John Graeme
beside table and Wm. Granahan
on edge of
table next him.]
That was a fine lecture on the Temperance
ye gied us Mr. Graeme, at Ballykelly. It done
some people a heap o’ good.
[She
looks across meaningly at William
Granahan.]
John Graeme.
[Apparently
much pleased.]
Do you say so, Mrs. Granahan?
I’m much pleased indeed to hear o’ it.
Mrs. Granahan.
I only wished more o’ the same kind had heerd
you.
[She
looks across again at William John
Granahan who avoids
her eye.]
But you’ll excuse me, I’m
sure. I ha’e some things next room to look
after for the evenin’.
[She curtsies
to Graeme and with a warning
look at Granahan goes
into room.]
John Graeme.
I am very much pleased indeed to hear
your good woman say she liked what I said. How
did ye take to it yourself, Mr. Granahan?
William John Granahan.
[Suddenly
waking up from twisting and
untwisting a piece
of string which he
has found and in
which he appears
deeply interested
while his wife is
talking.]
How did we like the speech you gave
on temperance, d’ye say?
[Carelessly.]
Och, it was a very good and sensible
discoorse, so I heerd Ellen and Mrs. Granahan say.
John Graeme.
Ye didn’t go yourself then.
[Disappointedly.]
Man, I wanted ye there particuler.
William John Granahan.
I ha’e no doot if I had been
there, I could ha’ got up and contradickted
ye, for
[Emphatically.]
I did not agree wi’ all I heerd ye said.
John Graeme.
[Surprised.]
Not agree wi’ what I said.
[Scornfully
with evident disgust.]
Man, ye couldn’t argy wi’
facts. What did ye disagree wi’ in the
discoorse?
William John Granahan.
Well for one thing, ye said there
was too many public houses in the country.
John Graeme.
[Scornfully.]
And every right-minded man would agree wi’ that.
William John Granahan.
Well I can shew you another.
You’ll no argy wi’ me that if a man wants
to drink, he will drink.
John Graeme.
[Somewhat
perplexed.]
Well
[Slowly.]
I suppose I do agree till that.
William John Granahan.
And if a man will drink, he’s boun’ till
get drunk.
John Graeme.
Na. Na. I don’t agree till that.
William John Granahan.
[Triumphantly.]
Did you ivir hear tell of a man who
was drunk wi’out drinkin’?
John Graeme.
That’s no’ in the argyment at all.
William John Granahan.
But I tell you it is. A man’s
bound to be drinkin’ if he gets drunk.
John Graeme.
I’m no contradickin’ that at all.
I
William John Granahan.
[Interrupting.]
Now houl’ your tongue till I
explain till ye. If a man get’s drunk when
he’s drinkin’, he’s bound to be drunk
o’ coorse.
John Graeme.
[Contemptuously.]
Ye talk like a child.
William John Granahan.
Now wait till I get it hammered intill
ye. Now when that man’s drunk, he’s
boun’ to ha’e been drinkin’.
[He
hesitates and is obviously confused.
Then
suddenly seems to grasp the idea he
wants.]
Aye in a public house o’ coorse.
John Graeme.
O’ coorse. What else would he do there
but drink.
William John Granahan.
Now that man gets drunk.
[He
looks inquiringly at Graeme]
John Graeme.
[Hopelessly.]
Aye.
William John Granahan.
Now the public houses are that scarce
that he has till walk home maybe ten mile or more.
John Graeme.
Well?
William John Granahan.
And ten till wan he gets lost or somethin’,
and they have the whole countryside upset lookin’
for him. Now if he had a public house convanient
in his own townland, there would be no bother at all,
and he could be at his work the next mornin’
wi’out any interruptin’ o’ labour.
D’ye see what I mane?
Mrs. Granahan.
[Suddenly
appearing at door evidently
angry.]
The more public houses the less drinkin’
did he say? If he had his way o’
it, every other house from here to Buckna would be
a public house.
[To
husband.]
Quit your wastin’ Mr. Graeme’s
time wi’ your argyments, and settle what he
has come here to do wi’ ye.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Well. Well. We’ll
agree till let the matter drop. You ha’e
nobody but your daughter I suppose?
JOHN GRAEME.
Well I ha’e a sister married up in Dublin.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
But she’s in a good way o’ doin’
I suppose?
JOHN GRAEME.
Oh yes. Purty fair. O’
coorse I would like to lave her somethin’.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Ach, gi’e her a lock o’
your hair or somethin’. You’ll lave
the place to your daughter o’ coorse.
JOHN GRAEME.
Yes. I’ll be doin’ that.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Aye. It’s a purty fair
farm o’ land. Ye bought it out o’
coorse?
JOHN GRAEME.
Two year come March, and a good reduction.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Aye. So I heerd. Well if
ye gi’e her the farm and what money ye ha’e,
I’ll gi’e Robbie a cheque for a hunnert
poun’.
JOHN GRAEME.
[Impressively.]
William John Granahan d’ye think
this is a horse fair? My daughter will ha’e
no man unner five hunnert poun’.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Uneasily
and walking about.]
Man, you’ll nivir get her married
John Graeme, at that way o’ talkin’.
Five hunnert poun’. D’ye think I’m
a Rockyfellow? Ha’e some sense about ye.
JOHN GRAEME.
Aither that or no son o’ yours
weds my daughter. Five hunnert poun’ and
not one ha’penny less. There’s the
family name to be thought o’.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Ach! family name! a lock o’
ould wives’ blathers about who was married till
who, till you’d have your head sore takin’
it all in.
JOHN GRAEME.
You’ve heerd what I ha’e
to say. Take it or lave it. You can plaze
yourself.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Five hunnert poun’. It’s
a tarr’ble price. Would two hunnert no’
do? You see I ha’e Samuel James and Ellen
to provide for.
JOHN GRAEME.
A Graeme o’ Killainey weds no
man unner five hunnert poun’, William Granahan.
Mind that. I want my daughter married to no beggarman.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Excitedly.]
Beggarman! Beggarman, did ye
say? Hats, John Graeme, I think ye should be
proud o’ wan o’ yours marryin’ a
Granahan. Money or no money, that’s a nice
way o’ talkin’.
JOHN GRAEME.
I suppose ye know I come o’ good family, Mr.
Granahan?
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Sarcastically.]
I heard ye were wance cotter folk
up by Dromara mountain.
JOHN GRAEME.
[Proudly.]
My father and my forefathers had my
farm aye, from the time o’ the plantin’.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
D’ye tell me? I nivir seen
your laase o’ the farm but of coorse if ye say
so. Did ye nivir hear tell of Smith, Hunter, and
Fargison?
JOHN GRAEME.
[Contemptuously.]
John Smith of Ballykelly?
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Disgusted.]
Yon cratur? Ballykelly?
[Proudly.]
Lonnon! Well my mother was a
daughter o’ Samuel James Smith, and a niece
o’ Robert John Francis Fargison.
JOHN GRAEME.
[Contemptuously.]
I nivir heerd tell o’ them.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
I wonner at your ignorance John Grame.
A well educated man like yourself as sets yourself
up to be taching the congregation on matters o’
law and the temperance question, (raising voice)
and you that ignorant o’ common information.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
[Opening
door and coming in a few steps.]
William John Granahan, didn’t
I tell ye not to be raisin’ argyments.
How you manage at the markets I nivir could understand.
Get your business done, and ha’ settled wi’
it.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Soothingly.]
Whist, whist woman, I was only discoorsin’.
Mind the tay and I’ll mind the rest. There.
There. I agree to your tarms, John Graeme.
I’ll do it, though it’s lavin’ me
tarr’ble short.
JOHN GRAEME.
[Impressively.]
But there’s one thing I’ll no ha’e,
William Granahan.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Alarmed.]
And what might that be?
JOHN GRAEME.
If your son is to marry my daughter,
I’ll ha’e none o’ his music.
Its all very well for quality and the like to go strummin’
on instruments, but its no’ meant for a sensible
farmer.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Aye. I agree wi’ that.
But look here. Mind ye a song or two and a bit
o’ a tune on a long winter’s night keeps
one from thinkin’ long and between you and me,
it keeps you from the bottle.
JOHN GRAEME.
That’s where you and I differs.
Supposin’ he starts playin’ a dance tune
or two, and the neighbours gather in. You like
to do the thing dacint, and ye send out for drink,
and then it goes from bad to worse. Na.
Na. I’ll ha’e none o’ that.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Well. Well. Make your mind
aisy. Ye know he has promised me nivir to
play again, and I don’t think you’ll hear
much o’ his fiddlin’.
JOHN GRAEME.
I’m right glad to hear it, and
I’ll tak’ your word for it.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Very good.
[With
admiration.]
Man, you’d ha’ made a great horsedailer
John Graeme.
JOHN GRAEME.
Aye. I had an uncle in the town,
a dailer, and he was always sayin’ that.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
And well you could ha’ done
it, if I knowed anythin’. I’ll go
to Banbridge a Friday wi’ you to settle wi’
the lawyers.
JOHN GRAEME.
Very good. I’ll call for
you wi’ the trap that day. Its time I was
for goin’ home.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
We were expectin’ ye ower the
day, and I think Mrs. Granahan has the tay laid in
the low room.
[Calls.]
Mrs. Granahan!
MRS. GRANAHAN.
[From room.]
Yes.
[She comes
in and stands waiting near door.]
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
We’re just after settlin’
up about Robbie John and Jennie. Can ye get us
a drop o’ tay?
MRS. GRANAHAN.
If you could just take Mr. Graeme
for a turn round, I could ha’e it for you in
wan second. The table’s laid and the kettle’s
boilin’. Is your daughter wi’ you
Mr. Graeme?
JOHN GRAEME.
Aye. She was comin’ over
after me. I suppose she should be here by now.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
Well I can show you the new reaper
and binder I got. That new Wexford machine, I
was tellin’ you about a Sunday in the Session.
JOHN GRAEME.
Very good. I’ll just go out and see it.
[William
John Granahan and John Graeme
go out by door at
back.]
MRS. GRANAHAN.
[Going
over to fire and arranging kettle.]
Five hunnert poun, and after me tellin’
him to keep till four hunnert. Wait till I get
ahoult o’ him again. I’ll speak till
him. Did he no’ hear me thumpin’
four times on the door till remind him. He must
ha’e a soft spot in his heart for Robbie John.
[Tap
at door.]
Come in.
[Jane Graeme
enters somewhat diffidently.]
Oh its you Miss Graeme.
[Shakes
hands.]
Youre welcome indeed. Your father’s
just gone out wi’ my good man.
JANE.
Yes. I know but I
thought perhaps well that Robbie was in
here.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
[Inspecting
her critically.]
Deed now, I couldn’t tell you where he might
be.
JANE.
I’ll just sit down a minute.
I suppose you are all doing well here Mrs. Granahan?
MRS. GRANAHAN.
Ach aye. As well as one
could expeck. There’s nothin’ to make
much complaint o’.
JANE.
I haven’t seen Robbie about
for some time Mrs. Granahan. I suppose he’s
working hard at the harvest.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
Aye ‘deed there’s a brave
press o’ work on now, what wi’ the corn
a cuttin’, and the rest o’ it, he’s
been gey busy o’ late.
JANE.
Indeed I am sure he was.
[She looks
round, sees the fiddle hanging
up where Taylor has
left it.]
[Aside.]
Is that the fiddle he was telling me about, I wonder?
[To
Mrs. Granahan.]
Is that the tramp’s fiddle, Mrs. Granahan?
MRS. GRANAHAN.
Aye, that’s the poor cratur’s
belongin’. But you needn’t be afeared.
Robbie’s indeed been very good. He’s
nivir played on it to my knowin’, and keeps
his promise well.
JANE.
Poor Robbie. Do you not think
he’s unhappy about something or other Mrs. Granahan.
He’s got very dull and moody this last while.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
Deed now I don’t see much odds
in him Miss Graeme. He nivir was a great boy
with his tongue anyway;
[Slily.]
bar maybe an odd wan or two he would mak’ up
to.
JANE.
I think you do wrong to keep that
fiddle hanging up before his eyes, when he has promised
never to play again.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
Och blatherations. I nivir heerd
the like o’ the sort o’ talk people goes
on wi’ nowadays. Do ye think my son bes
only an ould ba cryin’ for a toy?
Deed now I don’t think he worries his-self much
about it.
JANE.
[Aside.]
Poor Robbie.
[To
Mrs. Granahan.]
Robbie’s a poor hand at the farming, Mrs. Granahan.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
[Snappishly.]
Och aye. But he’s greatly
mended since he giv up playin’.
JANE.
Yes. He’s a very poor farmer.
But he was a wonder with his fiddle.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
Oh well. It canna’ be helped. He’s
better wi’out.
JANE.
I don’t know.
[She
goes over and takes down the fiddle
seats herself and draws
the bow across
it as it lies on her
lap.]
Robbie could have made it speak to
you. He used to make me cry, and then laugh after
it.
[She
places the strings near her ear and
thumbs it wrapt in
thought.]
MRS. GRANAHAN.
[Looking
contemptuously at her and then
rising.]
You just stay here a second till I fix the tay.
[She
goes into room. Jane remains seated
where she is, occasionally
touching the
strings and seemingly
deep in thought.
Robbie John passes
window. He looks
in and then goes quickly
to door and
enters.]
ROBBIE JOHN.
Who’s that fiddlin’?
[Goes
over to Jane.]
Why it’s you. I heard you were come.
JANE.
Yes. I’m just in a minute or two.
[He
sits down beside her.]
Robbie.
ROBBIE JOHN.
Well?
JANE.
Answer me one question. Aren’t you a very
poor farmer?
ROBBIE JOHN.
Well I I suppose I am.
JANE.
I knew you were. You’re
no good for selling cattle or going to market, or
looking after crops.
ROBBIE JOHN.
You’re very hard Jane to-night.
What’s put all that into your wee head?
JANE.
I’ve been listening to this
and its been tellin’ stories on you.
ROBBIE JOHN.
Aye and when its hangin’ there
dumb its speakin’ to me, callin’ to me.
Don’t think I’m mad Jane but I can’t
stand it much longer. What makes them hang it
there to temp’ me? Why? Just because
they think they can make a few miserable pounds, they’ll
keep it there makin’ me a liar, a pledge breaker,
a man who can’t keep his promise. I’ll
end it now. I’ll smash it.
[He
makes to take the fiddle out of her
hands.]
JANE.
[Resisting.]
No. No. I want to say I
want to ask something Robbie. What does it say
to you?
ROBBIE JOHN.
What does it Ach I
wonder would you laugh at me like the rest if I told
you.
JANE.
[Sitting
closer and putting her arm about
his
neck.]
What does it say. Tell me. I
would never laugh at you Robbie dear.
ROBBIE JOHN.
[Hesitatingly.]
Ach about about
takin’ it and makin’ a name for myself
with it.
[Bitterly.]
It sounds like fool talk doesn’t it.
JANE.
To my father and yours it would sound
like that and Samuel James would laugh at you, but
he’d encourage you to believe in it.
ROBBIE JOHN.
Let me break it then. Smash it.
JANE.
[Determinedly.]
No. Look Robbie if I said it
was whispering you the truth, what would you say?
ROBBIE JOHN.
[Surprised.]
I would say that it was true. But you never would.
JANE.
[Determinedly.]
I say it is the truth.
ROBBIE JOHN.
You what? Ach you don’t
know what you say child. If I did take to it
again, look what would happen. My father would
turn me out, and your father would forbid me then
ever lookin’ at you again. Jane Graeme
engaged to a penniless fiddler, and she the best match
in the whole countryside. I need never think
of you again Jane.
JANE.
I don’t care what they bid.
If you took to that fiddle and went away, would you
forget me soon?
ROBBIE JOHN.
Forget you, Jane? What makes
you think that? Sure you know I gave it up sooner
than lose you.
JANE.
Then take that fiddle and do what
your heart tells you to. I wondered often and
often what it was that made you so sad, and I know
now. God made you a musician and not a farmer.
ROBBIE JOHN.
And you? What would you do?
JANE.
I know and trust some day God willing,
you’ll come back to me, rich and famous enough
to have them all at your feet. I know you will.
ROBBIE JOHN.
God bless you wee girl for you’re put a heart
into me.
[They
embrace. Mrs. Granahan comes in.]
MRS. GRANAHAN.
There. There. Bide a wee.
Here they’re all coming in for their tays.
[William
John Granahan, Graeme, Taylor,
Samuel James and Grandfather
come in.
Robbie John goes over
to fiddle and
puts it into a case.]
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Puzzled.]
So you’re at it again, are you?
Well I suppose there’s no harm in giving Miss
Graeme a tune, but I thought you were a man to your
word.
ROBBIE JOHN.
[Determinedly.]
Look here. I want you all to
know I am goin’ to try my luck with this.
SAMUEL JAMES.
[Exultingly.]
You’re goin’ to lave us like to mak’
money wi’ it.
ROBBIE JOHN.
I’m goin’ to try.
MRS. GRANAHAN.
Robbie John are you daft. What
wild nonsense are ye talkin’ about. And
you to be married at Christmas and everythin’
settled about you this very day.
ROBBIE JOHN.
I am determined to do it. Nothin’ can keep
me back.
JOHN GRAEME.
There. That’s enough.
My daughter jilted by a Granahan! Come home out
o’ this Jane Graeme.
[He
stamps his foot angrily and beckons
her
to come. Jane moves past Robbie
John
where he is standing and then
suddenly
kisses him and goes out with
her
father.]
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Passionately.]
You see what you ha’e done Robert
John Granahan. Broken your parents’ hearts,
and made the name of the Granahans a disgrace to the
countryside.
[Wildly.]
Quick d n ye before it’s too late.
ROBBIE JOHN.
My mind’s made up. Give
me the address of that Professor you told me of, Mr.
Taylor.
TAYLOR.
You’re a fool, Robbie.
[Producing
card and handing it to him.]
There. That’s it.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
There’s time yet, man.
After John Graeme, and make it up wi’ him.
Swear you were only makin’ fun.
ROBBIE JOHN.
I stick by the fiddle.
WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN.
[Mad
with anger.]
Then stick by the fiddle. And
know if ever you are weary or ahungered or in want,
ye need nivir look me for any help.
[Shouts.]
Out you go. Out. Don’t
dar one of you as much as till take his hand.
Out. Out the same as the beggar man gone, wi’
the curse of your father on you.
[Robbie
John goes toward back and stands
a moment as if in silent
appeal at the
open door. Mrs.
Granahan rushes forward
to her husband as if
to entreat mercy.
He angrily puts her
away.]
Out. Out you go.
CURTAIN.