“Free Press! T’bune!
Telegram! Papers, sir? Three for a nickel!
Press, T’bune and Télégr-r-r-ra-m-m-m-m!”
It was a hot afternoon in August,
at the corner of Portage Avenue and Main Street, the
busiest thoroughfare in the busy city of Winnipeg,
now at its busiest and noisiest; but above the noise
and din of traffic rose shrill and clear the persistent
cry of “Press, T’bune and Telegram!”
The speaker, or rather the shrieker,
was a boy not more than nine years old, and was at
the first glance just an ordinary boy, except that
he was small for his apparent age. His clothes
were patched in places, and his boots were worn considerably,
and the uppers were just beginning to gape at the
crack across the top; but the clothes were neat and
clean, and his boots were brushed. His hair was
of the straw-coloured variety, with a tendency to
red, but it was not tousled or unkempt, but neatly
combed; while his little cap was not on straight but
pushed back carelessly, just showing a pair of clear
but dark-blue Irish eyes and a broad, low forehead.
His neatness compelled a second glance,
and the second look at him proved interesting.
The boy’s face was bright, cheerful and attractive,
for with all the innocence written upon it there was
also the knowledge of good and evil, together with
the shrewdness born of an early experience. But
this shrewdness showed that his innocence was his
choice of the good and rejection of the evil, and not
merely because he had been kept from contact with
the evil. This was Irish Ned, the Winnipeg newsy.
The prince of newsboys was little
Irish Ned, small in body, but great in mind, the acknowledged
leader of the select circle in which he moved; always
bright, winning, punctual and strictly businesslike,
he was admired by all who knew and watched on the
street for his little dimpled smile. Of course
it must be admitted that at times there did come,
now and then, a bit of a scrimmage, but Ned was “quite
fit” for his size and weight any day; and after
all, “sure it was only a bit of fun,”
as he was known to say, “an’ a body must
have a bit of a fight sometimes.” Besides,
being an Irish boy, he dearly loved a “shindy,”
and Winnipeg’s wide streets provided ample room
in which to dodge a too powerful enemy. But for
all his teasing the big boys never bullied Ned, for
all of them loved his bright, intelligent face and
manly ways.
In the evening, after his papers were
sold, Ned used to wend his way to the schoolroom of
the church which was known to him and his chums as
“Peter’s Church.” There he spent
many a happy hour with the Gymnasium Club, tumbling
on the bars, swinging the clubs, performing feats
wonderful in the eyes of the “greenies,”
and successfully wrestling with boys twice his size.
Many a prize did he carry off, and many a “newsy”
envied him the night he won the gold button for being,
as he styled it, “the best kid in the whole
bunch.” As a Boy Scout, he would sit for
hours and listen to the wonderful stories related by
the Scoutmaster, or play the grand game of Kim, or
join an expedition of endurance or skill or discovery,
on which the painstaking Scoutmaster used to take
and train his boys. A proud boy indeed was Ned
when with his troop he marched with the Veterans and
Military to St. John’s on “Decoration
Day” to place a wreath on the graves of the Canadian
heroes who gave their lives for Queen and Country
in the Rebellion of ’85. His chest would
expand, his head would be lifted high, and his step
assume a manly stride, as the band of “The L.B.D.’s,”
in which one of his chums was playing, would strike
up “The Maple Leaf Forever,” or “Pork,
Beans and Hard-tack, Hard-tack, Tra-la-la-la!”
But the greatest day of all the year
to Ned was the Sixth of July. That was the day,
the glorious day, of St. Peter’s Picnic to Winnipeg
Beach. That was the day when Ned was in his glory,
and bubbled over with excitement. Helping to
carry the big banner, or dodging here and there through
the long procession of children and teachers as it
wound its way along Selkirk and Main to the C.P.R.
station, his shrill voice leading every now and then
in the great yell, “Ice-cream, soda-water, ginger-ale
and pop! St. Peters, St. Peters, they’re
always on the top.” Ah! what a glorious
time it was! And then the big train and the long
ride, and the Beach, with its sand and the boating
and the swimming; the sports in the afternoon, from
which Ned managed to carry off his share of the prizes;
to say nothing of the sumptuous dinner and supper
for which the teachers had worked and planned for many
moons. Ah, it was grand! And then to reach
home again in the gathering twilight, to scream once
more the dear old yell, “Always on the top!”
to fall asleep with the refrain, “Ice-cream,
soda-water,” ringing in his ears, and wishing
each day were picnic-day ah, those were
the happy, happy spots in the life of little Irish
Ned, the Winnipeg Newsy.