January 1st. Lay long, being
a bitter, cold, frosty day, the frost being now grown
old, and the Thames covered with ice. Up, and
to the office, where all the morning busy. At
noon to the ’Change a little, where Mr. James
Houblon and I walked a good while speaking of
our ill condition in not being able to set out a fleet
(we doubt) this year, and the certain ill effect that
must bring, which is lamentable. Home to dinner,
where the best powdered goose that ever I eat.
Then to the office again, and to Sir W. Batten’s
to examine the Commission going down to Portsmouth
to examine witnesses about our prizes, of which God
give a good issue! and then to the office again, where
late, and so home, my eyes sore. To supper and
to bed.
2nd. Up, I, and walked to White
Hall to attend the Duke of York, as usual. My
wife up, and with Mrs. Pen to walk in the fields to
frost-bite themselves. I find the Court full
of great apprehensions of the French, who have certainly
shipped landsmen, great numbers, at Brest; and most
of our people here guess his design for Ireland.
We have orders to send all the ships we can possible
to the Downes. God have mercy on us! for we can
send forth no ships without men, nor will men go without
money, every day bringing us news of new mutinies
among the seamen; so that our condition is like to
be very miserable. Thence to Westminster Hall,
and there met all the Houblons, who do laugh at this
discourse of the French, and say they are verily of
opinion it is nothing but to send to their plantation
in the West Indys, and that we at Court do blow up
a design of invading us, only to make the Parliament
make more haste in the money matters, and perhaps
it may be so, but I do not believe we have any such
plot in our heads. After them, I, with several
people, among others Mr. George Montagu, whom I have
not seen long, he mighty kind. He tells me all
is like to go ill, the King displeasing the House
of Commons by evading their Bill for examining Accounts,
and putting it into a Commission, though therein he
hath left out Coventry and I and named all the rest
the Parliament named, and all country Lords, not one
Courtier: this do not please them. He tells
me he finds the enmity almost over for my Lord Sandwich,
and that now all is upon the Vice-Chamberlain, who
bears up well and stands upon his vindication, which
he seems to like well, and the others do construe well
also. Thence up to the Painted Chamber, and there
heard a conference between the House of Lords and
Commons about the Wine Patent; which I was exceeding
glad to be at, because of my hearing exceeding good
discourses, but especially from the Commons; among
others, Mr. Swinfen, and a young man, one Sir Thomas
Meres: and do outdo the Lords infinitely.
So down to the Hall and to the Rose Taverne,
while Doll Lane come to me, and we did ’biber
a good deal de vino, et je did give elle
twelve soldis para comprare elle some gans’
for a new anno’s gift .... Thence to the
Hall again, and with Sir W. Pen by coach to the Temple,
and there ’light and eat a bit at an ordinary
by, and then alone to the King’s House, and
there saw “The Custome of the Country,”
the second time of its being acted, wherein Knipp
does the Widow well; but, of all the plays that ever
I did see, the worst-having neither plot, language,
nor anything in the earth that is acceptable; only
Knipp sings a little song admirably. But fully
the worst play that ever I saw or I believe shall
see. So away home, much displeased for the loss
of so much time, and disobliging my wife by being
there without her. So, by link, walked home,
it being mighty cold but dry, yet bad walking because
very slippery with the frost and treading. Home
and to my chamber to set down my journal, and then
to thinking upon establishing my vows against the
next year, and so to supper and to bed.
3rd. Up, and to the office, where
we sat all the morning. At noon by invitation
to dinner to Sir W. Pen’s, where my Lord Bruncker,
Sir W. Batten, and his lady, myself, and wife, Sir
J. Minnes, and Mr. Turner and his wife. Indifferent
merry, to which I contributed the most, but a mean
dinner, and in a mean manner. In the evening a
little to the office, and then to them, where I found
them at cards, myself very ill with a cold (the frost
continuing hard), so eat but little at supper, but
very merry, and late home to bed, not much pleased
with the manner of our entertainment, though to myself
more civil than to any. This day, I hear, hath
been a conference between the two Houses about the
Bill for examining Accounts, wherein the House of
Lords their proceedings in petitioning the King for
doing it by Commission is, in great heat, voted by
the Commons, after the conference, unparliamentary.
The issue whereof, God knows.
4th. Up, and seeing things put
in order for a dinner at my house to-day, I to the
office awhile, and about noon home, and there saw all
things in good order. Anon comes our company;
my Lord Bruncker, Sir W. Pen, his lady, and Pegg,
and her servant, Mr. Lowther, my Lady Batten (Sir W.
Batten being forced to dine at Sir K. Ford’s,
being invited), Mr. Turner and his wife. Here
I had good room for ten, and no more would my table
have held well, had Sir J. Minnes, who was fallen lame,
and his sister, and niece, and Sir W. Batten come,
which was a great content to me to be without them.
I did make them all gaze to see themselves served so
nobly in plate, and a neat dinner, indeed, though
but of seven dishes. Mighty merry I was and made
them all, and they mightily pleased. My Lord
Bruncker went away after dinner to the ticket-office,
the rest staid, only my Lady Batten home, her ague-fit
coming on her at table. The rest merry, and to
cards, and then to sing and talk, and at night to sup,
and then to cards; and, last of all, to have a flaggon
of ale and apples, drunk out of a wood cupp,
[A mazer or drinking-bowl turned out
of some kind of wood, by preference of maple,
and especially the spotted or speckled variety called
“bird’s-eye maple” (see W. H. St.
John Hope’s paper, “On the English
Mediaeval Drinking-bowls called Mazers,” “Archaeologia,”
vol. 50, pp. 129,93).]
as a Christmas draught, made all merry;
and they full of admiration at my plate, particularly
my flaggons (which, indeed, are noble), and so late
home, all with great mirth and satisfaction to them,
as I thought, and to myself to see all I have and
do so much outdo for neatness and plenty anything
done by any of them. They gone, I to bed, much
pleased, and do observe Mr. Lowther to be a pretty
gentleman, and, I think, too good for Peg; and, by
the way, Peg Pen seems mightily to be kind to me,
and I believe by her father’s advice, who is
also himself so; but I believe not a little troubled
to see my plenty, and was much troubled to hear the
song I sung, “The New Droll” it
touching him home. So to bed.
5th. At the office all the morning,
thinking at noon to have been taken home, and my wife
(according to appointment yesterday), by my Lord Bruncker,
to dinner and then to a play, but he had forgot it,
at which I was glad, being glad of avoyding the occasion
of inviting him again, and being forced to invite
his doxy, Mrs. Williams. So home, and took a
small snap of victuals, and away, with my wife, to
the Duke’s house, and there saw “Mustapha,”
a most excellent play for words and design as ever
I did see. I had seen it before but forgot it,
so it was wholly new to me, which is the pleasure
of my not committing these things to my memory.
Home, and a little to the office, and then to bed,
where I lay with much pain in my head most of the
night, and very unquiet, partly by my drinking before
I went out too great a draught of sack, and partly
my eyes being still very sore.
6th (Lord’s day). Up pretty
well in the morning, and then to church, where a dull
doctor, a stranger, made a dull sermon. Then home,
and Betty Michell and her husband come by invitation
to dine with us, and, she I find the same as ever
(which I was afraid of the contrary)... Here
come also Mr. Howe to dine with me, and we had a good
dinner and good merry discourse with much pleasure,
I enjoying myself mightily to have friends at my table.
After dinner young Michell and I, it being an excellent
frosty day to walk, did walk out, he showing me the
baker’s house in Pudding Lane, where the late
great fire begun; and thence all along Thames Street,
where I did view several places, and so up by London
Wall, by Blackfriars, to Ludgate; and thence to Bridewell,
which I find to have been heretofore an extraordinary
good house, and a fine coming to it, before the house
by the bridge was built; and so to look about St.
Bride’s church and my father’s house, and
so walked home, and there supped together, and then
Michell and Betty home, and I to my closet, there
to read and agree upon my vows for next year, and so
to bed and slept mighty well.
7th. Lay long in bed. Then
up and to the office, where busy all the morning.
At noon (my wife being gone to Westminster) I with
my Lord Bruncker by coach as far as the Temple, in
the way he telling me that my Lady Denham is at last
dead. Some suspect her poisoned, but it will
be best known when her body is opened, which will be
to-day, she dying yesterday morning. The Duke
of York is troubled for her; but hath declared he
will never have another public mistress again; which
I shall be glad of, and would the King would do the
like. He tells me how the Parliament is grown
so jealous of the King’s being unfayre to them
in the business of the Bill for examining Accounts,
Irish Bill, and the business of the Papists, that
they will not pass the business for money till they
see themselves secure that those Bills will pass; which
they do observe the Court to keep off till all the
Bills come together, that the King may accept what
he pleases, and what he pleases to reject, which will
undo all our business and the kingdom too. He
tells me how Mr. Henry Howard, of Norfolke, hath given
our Royal Society all his grandfather’s library:
which noble gift they value at L1000; and gives them
accommodation to meet in at his house, Arundell House,
they being now disturbed at Gresham College.
Thence ’lighting at the Temple to the ordinary
hard by and eat a bit of meat, and then by coach to
fetch my wife from her brother’s, and thence
to the Duke’s house, and saw “Macbeth,”
which, though I saw it lately, yet appears a most excellent
play in all respects, but especially in divertisement,
though it be a deep tragedy; which is a strange perfection
in a tragedy, it being most proper here, and suitable.
So home, it being the last play now I am to see till
a fortnight hence, I being from the last night entered
into my vowes for the year coming on. Here I
met with the good newes of Hogg’s bringing in
two prizes more to Plymouth, which if they prove but
any part of them, I hope, at least, we shall be no
losers by them. So home from the office, to write
over fair my vowes for this year, and then to supper,
and to bed. In great peace of mind having now
done it, and brought myself into order again and a
resolution of keeping it, and having entered my journall
to this night, so to bed, my eyes failing me with
writing.
8th. Up, and to the office, where
we sat all the morning. At noon home to dinner,
where my uncle Thomas with me to receive his quarterage.
He tells me his son Thomas is set up in Smithfield,
where he hath a shop I suppose, a booth.
Presently after dinner to the office, and there set
close to my business and did a great deal before night,
and am resolved to stand to it, having been a truant
too long. At night to Sir W. Batten’s to
consider some things about our prizes, and then to
other talk, and among other things he tells me that
he hears for certain that Sir W. Coventry hath resigned
to the King his place of Commissioner of the Navy,
the thing he bath often told me that he had a mind
to do, but I am surprised to think that he hath done
it, and am full of thoughts all this evening after
I heard it what may be the consequences of it to me.
So home and to supper, and then saw the catalogue of
my books, which my brother had wrote out, now perfectly
alphabeticall, and so to bed. Sir Richard Ford
did this evening at Sir W. Batten’s tell us that
upon opening the body of my Lady Denham it is said
that they found a vessel about her matrix which had
never been broke by her husband, that caused all pains
in her body. Which if true is excellent invention
to clear both the Duchesse from poison or the
Duke from lying with her.
9th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten
and Sir W. Pen in a hackney-coach to White Hall, the
way being most horribly bad upon the breaking up of
the frost, so as not to be passed almost. There
did our usual [business] with the Duke of York, and
here I do hear, by my Lord Bruncker, that for certain
Sir W. Coventry hath resigned his place of Commissioner;
which I believe he hath done upon good grounds of
security to himself, from all the blame which must
attend our office this next year; but I fear the King
will suffer by it. Thence to Westminster Hall,
and there to the conference of the Houses about the
word “Nuisance,”
[In the “Bill against importing
Cattle from Ireland and other parts beyond the
Seas,” the Lords proposed to insert “Detriment
and Mischief” in place of “Nuisance,”
but the Commons stood to their word, and gained
their way. The Lords finally consented that
“Nuisance” should stand in the Bill.]
which the Commons would have, and
the Lords will not, in the Irish Bill. The Commons
do it professedly to prevent the King’s dispensing
with it; which Sir Robert Howard and others did expressly
repeat often: viz., “the King nor
any King ever could do any thing which was hurtful
to their people.” Now the Lords did argue,
that it was an ill precedent, and that which will
ever hereafter be used as a way of preventing the
King’s dispensation with acts; and therefore
rather advise to pass the Bill without that word,
and let it go, accompanied with a petition, to the
King, that he will not dispense with it; this being
a more civil way to the King. They answered well,
that this do imply that the King should pass their
Bill, and yet with design to dispense with it; which
is to suppose the King guilty of abusing them.
And more, they produce precedents for it; namely,
that against new buildings and about leather, wherein
the word “Nuisance” is used to the purpose:
and further, that they do not rob the King of any
right he ever had, for he never had a power to do
hurt to his people, nor would exercise it; and therefore
there is no danger, in the passing this Bill, of imposing
on his prerogative; and concluded, that they think
they ought to do this, so as the people may really
have the benefit of it when it is passed, for never
any people could expect so reasonably to be indulged
something from a King, they having already given him
so much money, and are likely to give more. Thus
they broke up, both adhering to their opinions; but
the Commons seemed much more full of judgment and reason
than the Lords. Then the Commons made their Report
to the Lords of their vote, that their Lordships’
proceedings in the Bill for examining Accounts were
unparliamentary; they having, while a Bill was sent
up to them from the Commons about the business, petitioned
his Majesty that he would do the same thing by his
Commission. They did give their reasons:
viz., that it had no precedent; that the King
ought not to be informed of anything passing in the
Houses till it comes to a Bill; that it will wholly
break off all correspondence between the two Houses,
and in the issue wholly infringe the very use and
being of Parliaments. Having left their arguments
with the Lords they all broke up, and I by coach to
the ordinary by the Temple, and there dined alone
on a rabbit, and read a book I brought home from Mrs.
Michell’s, of the proceedings of the Parliament
in the 3rd and 4th year of the late King, a very good
book for speeches and for arguments of law. Thence
to Faythorne, and bought a head or two; one of them
my Lord of Ormond’s, the best I ever saw, and
then to Arundell House, where first the Royall Society
meet, by the favour of Mr. Harry Howard, who was there,
and has given us his grandfather’s library,
a noble gift, and a noble favour and undertaking it
is for him to make his house the seat for this college.
Here was an experiment shown about improving the use
of powder for creating of force in winding up of springs
and other uses of great worth. And here was a
great meeting of worthy noble persons; but my Lord
Bruncker, who pretended to make a congratulatory speech
upon their coming hither, and in thanks to Mr. Howard,
do it in the worst manner in the world, being the
worst speaker, so as I do wonder at his parts and the
unhappiness of his speaking. Thence home by coach
and to the office, and then home to supper, Mercer
and her sister there, and to cards, and then to bed.
Mr. Cowling did this day in the House-lobby tell me
of the many complaints among people against Mr. Townsend
in the Wardrobe, and advises me to think of my Lord
Sandwich’s concernment there under his care.
He did also tell me upon my demanding it, that he
do believe there are some things on foot for a peace
between France and us, but that we shall be foiled
in it.
10th. Up, and at the office all
the morning. At noon home and, there being business
to do in the afternoon, took my Lord Bruncker home
with me, who dined with me. His discourse and
mine about the bad performances of the Controller’s
and Surveyor’s places by the hands they are now
in, and the shame to the service and loss the King
suffers by it. Then after dinner to the office,
where we and some of the chief of the Trinity House
met to examine the occasion of the loss of The Prince
Royall, the master and mates being examined, which
I took and keep, and so broke up, and I to my letters
by the post, and so home and to supper with my mind
at pretty good ease, being entered upon minding my
business, and so to bed. This noon Mrs. Burroughs
come to me about business, whom I did baiser....
11th. Up, being troubled at my
being found abed a-days by all sorts of people, I
having got a trick of sitting up later than I need,
never supping, or very seldom, before 12 at night.
Then to the office, there busy all the morning, and
among other things comes Sir W. Warren and walked
with me awhile, whose discourse I love, he being a
very wise man and full of good counsel, and his own
practices for wisdom much to be observed, and among
other things he tells me how he is fallen in with
my Lord Bruncker, who has promised him most particular
inward friendship and yet not to appear at the board
to do so, and he tells me how my Lord Bruncker should
take notice of the two flaggons he saw at my house
at dinner, at my late feast, and merrily, yet I know
enviously, said, I could not come honestly by them.
This I am glad to hear, though vexed to see his ignoble
soul, but I shall beware of him, and yet it is fit
he should see I am no mean fellow, but can live in
the world, and have something. At noon home to
dinner, and then to the office with my people and
very busy, and did dispatch to my great satisfaction
abundance of business, and do resolve, by the grace
of God, to stick to it till I have cleared my heart
of most things wherein I am in arrear in public and
private matters. At night, home to supper and
to bed. This day ill news of my father’s
being very ill of his old grief the rupture, which
troubles me.
12th. Up, still lying long in
bed; then to the office, where sat very long.
Then home to dinner, and so to the office again, mighty
busy, and did to the joy of my soul dispatch much
business, which do make my heart light, and will enable
me to recover all the ground I have lost (if I have
by my late minding my pleasures lost any) and assert
myself. So home to supper, and then to read a
little in Moore’s “Antidote against Athéisme,”
a pretty book, and so to bed.
13th (Lord’s day). Up,
and to church, where young Lowther come to church
with Sir W. Pen and his Lady and daughter, and my wife
tells me that either they are married or the match
is quite perfected, which I am apt to believe, because
all the peoples’ eyes in the church were much
fixed upon them. At noon sent for Mercer, who
dined with us, and very merry, and so I, after dinner,
walked to the Old Swan, thinking to have got a boat
to White Hall, but could not, nor was there anybody
at home at Michell’s, where I thought to have
sat with her.... So home, to church, a dull sermon,
and then home at my chamber all the evening. So
to supper and to bed.
14th. Up, and to the office,
where busy getting beforehand with my business as
fast as I can. At noon home to dinner, and presently
afterward at my office again. I understand my
father is pretty well again, blessed be God! and would
have my Br[other] John comedown to him for a
little while. Busy till night, pleasing myself
mightily to see what a deal of business goes off of
a man’s hands when he stays by it, and then,
at night, before it was late (yet much business done)
home to supper, discourse with my wife, and to bed.
Sir W. Batten tells me the Lords do agree at last
with the Commons about the word “Nuisance”
in the Irish Bill, and do desire a good correspondence
between the two Houses; and that the King do intend
to prorogue them the last of this month.
15th. Up, and to the office,
where busy all the morning. Here my Lord Bruncker
would have made me promise to go with him to a play
this afternoon, where Knipp acts Mrs. Weaver’s
great part in “The Indian Emperour,” and
he says is coming on to be a great actor. But
I am so fell to my business, that I, though against
my inclination, will not go. At noon, dined with
my wife and were pleasant, and then to the office,
where I got Mrs. Burroughs ’sola cum ego, and
did toucher ses mamailles’...
She gone, I to my business and did much, and among
other things to-night we were all mightily troubled
how to prevent the sale of a great deal of hemp, and
timber-deals, and other good goods to-morrow at the
candle by the Prize Office, where it will be sold for
little, and we shall be found to want the same goods
and buy at extraordinary prices, and perhaps the very
same goods now sold, which is a most horrid evil and
a shame. At night home to supper and to bed with
my mind mighty light to see the fruits of my diligence
in having my business go off my hand so merrily.
16th. Up, and by coach to White
Hall, and there to the Duke of York as usual.
Here Sir W. Coventry come to me aside in the Duke’s
chamber, to tell that he had not answered part of
a late letter of mine, because ‘littera
scripta manet’. About his leaving the office,
he tells me, [it is] because he finds that his business
at Court will not permit him to attend it; and then
he confesses that he seldom of late could come from
it with satisfaction, and therefore would not take
the King’s money for nothing. I professed
my sorrow for it, and prayed the continuance of his
favour; which he promised. I do believe he hath
[done] like a very wise man in reference to himself;
but I doubt it will prove ill for the King, and for
the office. Prince Rupert, I hear to-day, is very
ill; yesterday given over, but better to-day.
This day, before the Duke of York, the business of
the Muster-Masters was reported, and Balty found the
best of the whole number, so as the Duke enquired
who he was, and whether he was a stranger by his two
names, both strange, and offered that he and one more,
who hath done next best, should have not only their
owne, but part of the others’ salary, but that
I having said he was my brother-in-law, he did stop,
but they two are ordered their pay, which I am glad
of, and some of the rest will lose their pay, and
others be laid by the heels. I was very glad
of this being ended so well. I did also, this
morning, move in a business wherein Mr. Hater hath
concerned me, about getting a ship, laden with salt
from France, permitted to unload, coming in after
the King’s declaration was out, which I have
hopes by some dexterity to get done. Then with
the Duke of York to the King, to receive his commands
for stopping the sale this day of some prize-goods
at the Prize-Office, goods fit for the Navy; and received
the King’s commands, and carried them to the
Lords’ House, to my Lord Ashly, who was angry
much thereat, and I am sorry it fell to me to carry
the order, but I cannot help it. So, against
his will, he signed a note I writ to the Commissioners
of Prizes, which I carried and delivered to Kingdone,
at their new office in Aldersgate Streete. Thence
a little to the Exchange, where it was hot that the
Prince was dead, but I did rectify it. So home
to dinner, and found Balty, told him the good news,
and then after dinner away, I presently to White Hall,
and did give the Duke of York a memorial of the salt
business, against the Council, and did wait all the
Council for answer, walking a good while with Sir Stephen
Fox, who, among other things, told me his whole mystery
in the business of the interest he pays as Treasurer
for the Army. They give him 12d. per pound quite
through the Army, with condition to be paid weekly.
This he undertakes upon his own private credit, and
to be paid by the King at the end of every four months.
If the King pay him not at the end of the four months,
then, for all the time he stays longer, my Lord Treasurer,
by agreement, allows him eight per cent. per annum
for the forbearance. So that, in fine, he hath
about twelve per cent. from the King and the Army,
for fifteen or sixteen months’ interest; out
of which he gains soundly, his expense being about
L130,000 per annum; and hath no trouble in it, compared,
as I told him, to the trouble I must have to bring
in an account of interest. I was, however, glad
of being thus enlightened, and so away to the other
council door, and there got in and hear a piece of
a cause, heard before the King, about a ship deserted
by her fellows (who were bound mutually to defend
each other), in their way to Virginy, and taken by
the enemy, but it was but meanly pleaded. Then
all withdrew, and by and by the Council rose, and
I spoke with the Duke of York, and he told me my business
was done, which I found accordingly in Sir Edward
Walker’s books. And so away, mightily satisfied,
to Arundell House, and there heard a little good discourse,
and so home, and there to Sir W. Batten, where I heard
the examinations in two of our prizes, which do make
but little for us, so that I do begin to doubt their
proving prize, which troubled me. So home to supper
with my wife, and after supper my wife told me how
she had moved to W. Hewer the business of my sister
for a wife to him, which he received with mighty acknowledgements,
as she says, above anything; but says he hath no intention
to alter his condition: so that I am in some measure
sorry she ever moved it; but I hope he will think
it only come from her. So after supper a little
to the office, to enter my journall, and then home
to bed. Talk there is of a letter to come from
Holland, desiring a place of treaty; but I do doubt
it. This day I observe still, in many places,
the smoking remains of the late fire: the ways
mighty bad and dirty. This night Sir R. Ford
told me how this day, at Christ Church Hospital, they
have given a living over L200 per annum to Mr. Sanchy,
my old acquaintance, which I wonder at, he commending
him mightily; but am glad of it. He tells me,
too, how the famous Stillingfleete was a Bluecoat
boy. The children at this day are provided for
in the country by the House, which I am glad also
to hear.
17th. Up, and to the office,
where all the morning sitting. At noon home to
dinner, and then to the office busy also till very
late, my heart joyed with the effects of my following
my business, by easing my head of cares, and so home
to supper and to bed.
18th. Up, and most of the morning
finishing my entry of my journall during the late
fire out of loose papers into this book, which did
please me mightily when done, I, writing till my eyes
were almost blind therewith to make an end of it.
Then all the rest of the morning, and, after a mouthful
of dinner, all the afternoon in my closet till night,
sorting all my papers, which have lain unsorted for
all the time we were at Greenwich during the plague,
which did please me also, I drawing on to put my office
into a good posture, though much is behind. This
morning come Captain. Cocke to me, and tells me
that the King comes to the House this day to pass
the poll Bill and the Irish Bill; he tells me too
that, though the Faction is very froward in the House,
yet all will end well there. But he says that
one had got a Bill ready to present in the House against
Sir W. Coventry, for selling of places, and says he
is certain of it, and how he was withheld from doing
it. He says, that the Vice-chamberlaine is now
one of the greatest men in England again, and was
he that did prevail with the King to let the Irish
Bill go with the word “Nuisance.”
He told me, that Sir G. Carteret’s declaration
of giving double to any man that will prove that any
of his people have demanded or taken any thing for
forwarding the payment of the wages of any man (of
which he sent us a copy yesterday, which we approved
of) is set up, among other places, upon the House
of Lords’ door. I do not know how wisely
this is done. This morning, also, there come to
the office a letter from the Duke of York, commanding
our payment of no wages to any of the muster-masters
of the fleete the last year, but only two, my brother
Balty, taking notice that he had taken pains therein,
and one Ward, who, though he had not taken so much
as the other, yet had done more than the rest.
This I was exceeding glad of for my own sake and his.
At night I, by appointment, home, where W. Batelier
and his sister Mary, and the two Mercers, to play
at cards and sup, and did cut our great cake lately
given us by Russell: a very good one. Here
very merry late. Sir W. Pen told me this night
how the King did make them a very sharp speech in
the House of Lords to-day, saying that he did expect
to have had more Bills;
[On this day “An Act for raising
Money by a Poll and otherwise towards the maintenance
of the present War,” and “An Act prohibiting
the Importation of Cattle from Ireland and other
parts beyond the Sea, and Fish taken by Foreigners,”
were passed. The king. complained of the
insufficient supply, and said, “’Tis high
time for you to make good your promises, and
’tis high time for you to be in the country”
("Journals of the House of Lords,” vol
xii., .]
that he purposes to prorogue them
on Monday come se’nnight; that whereas they
have unjustly conceived some jealousys of his making
a peace, he declares he knows of no such thing or
treaty: and so left them. But with so little
effect, that as soon as he come into the House, Sir
W. Coventry moved, that now the King hath declared
his intention of proroguing them, it would be loss
of time to go on with the thing they were upon, when
they were called to the King, which was the calling
over the defaults of Members appearing in the House;
for that, before any person could now come or be brought
to town, the House would be up. Yet the Faction
did desire to delay time, and contend so as to come
to a division of the House; where, however, it was
carried, by a few voices, that the debate should be
laid by. But this shews that they are not pleased,
or that they have not any awe over them from the King’s
displeasure. The company being gone, to bed.
19th. Up, and at the office all
the morning. Sir W. Batten tells me to my wonder
that at his coming to my Lord Ashly, yesterday morning,
to tell him what prize-goods he would have saved for
the Navy, and not sold, according to the King’s
order on the 17th, he fell quite out with him in high
terms; and he says, too, that they did go on to the
sale yesterday, even of the very hempe, and other
things, at which I am astonished, and will never wonder
at the ruine of the King’s affairs, if
this be suffered. At noon dined, and Mr. Pierce
come to see me, he newly come from keeping his Christmas
in the country. So to the office, where very
busy, but with great pleasure till late at night, and
then home to supper and to bed.
20th (Lord’s day). Up betimes
and down to the Old Swan, there called on Michell
and his wife, which in her night linen appeared as
pretty almost as ever to my thinking I saw woman.
Here I drank some burnt brandy. They shewed me
their house, which, poor people, they have built, and
is very pretty. I invited them to dine with me,
and so away to White Hall to Sir W. Coventry, with
whom I have not been alone a good while, and very kind
he is, and tells me how the business is now ordered
by order of council for my Lord Bruncker to assist
Sir J. Minnes in all matters of accounts relating
to the Treasurer, and Sir W. Pen in all matters relating
to the victuallers’ and pursers’ accounts,
which I am very glad of, and the more for that I think
it will not do me any hurt at all. Other discourse,
much especially about the heat the House was in yesterday
about the ill management of the Navy, which I was sorry
to hear; though I think they were well answered, both
by Sir G. Carteret and [Sir] W. Coventry, as he informs
me the substance of their speeches. Having done
with him, home mightily satisfied with my being with
him, and coming home I to church, and there, beyond
expectation, find our seat, and all the church crammed,
by twice as many people as used to be: and to
my great joy find Mr. Frampton in the pulpit; so to
my great joy I hear him preach, and I think the best
sermon, for goodness and oratory, without affectation
or study, that ever I heard in my life. The truth
is, he preaches the most like an apostle that ever
I heard man; and it was much the best time that ever
I spent in my life at church. His text, Ecclesiastes
xi., verse 8th the words, “But if
a man live many years, and rejoice in them all, yet
let him remember the days of darkness, for they shall
be many. All that cometh is vanity.”
He done, I home, and there Michell and his wife, and
we dined and mighty merry, I mightily taken more and
more with her. After dinner I with my brother
away by water to White Hall, and there walked in the
Parke, and a little to my Lord Chancellor’s,
where the King and Cabinet met, and there met Mr.
Brisband, with whom good discourse, to White Hall towards
night, and there he did lend me “The Third Advice
to a Paynter,” a bitter satyre upon
the service of the Duke of Albemarle the last year.
I took it home with me, and will copy it, having the
former, being also mightily pleased with it.
So after reading it, I to Sir W. Pen to discourse a
little with him about the business of our prizes, and
so home to supper and to bed.
21st. Up betimes, and with, Sir
W. Batten, [Sir] W. Pen, [Sir] R. Ford, by coach to
the Swede’s Resident’s in the Piatza, to
discourse with him about two of our prizes, wherein
he puts in his concernment as for his countrymen.
We had no satisfaction, nor did give him any, but I
find him a cunning fellow. He lives in one of
the great houses there, but ill-furnished; and come
to us out of bed in his furred mittens and furred
cap. Thence to Exeter House to the Doctors Commons,
and there with our Proctors to Dr. Walker, who was
not very well, but, however, did hear our matters,
and after a dull seeming hearing of them read, did
discourse most understandingly of them, as well as
ever I heard man, telling us all our grounds of pretence
to the prize would do no good, and made it appear
but thus, and thus, it may be, but yet did give us
but little reason to expect it would prove, which troubled
us, but I was mightily taken to hear his manner of
discourse. Thence with them to Westminster Hall,
they setting me down at White Hall, where I missed
of finding Sir G. Carteret, up to the Lords’
House, and there come mighty seasonably to hear the
Solicitor about my Lord Buckingham’s pretence
to the title of Lord Rosse. Mr. Atturny Montagu
is also a good man, and so is old Sir P. Ball; but
the Solicitor and Scroggs after him are excellent
men. Here spoke with my Lord Bellasses about getting
some money for Tangier, which he doubts we shall not
be able to do out of the Poll Bill, it being so strictly
tied for the Navy. He tells me the Lords have
passed the Bill for the accounts with some little amendments.
So down to the Hall, and thence with our company to
Exeter House, and then did the business I have said
before, we doing nothing the first time of going,
it being too early. At home find Lovett, to whom
I did give my Lady Castlemayne’s head to do.
He is talking of going into Spayne to get money by
his art, but I doubt he will do no good, he being a
man of an unsettled head. Thence by water down
to Deptford, the first time I have been by water a
great while, and there did some little business and
walked home, and there come into my company three drunken
seamen, but one especially, who told me such stories,
calling me Captain, as made me mighty merry, and they
would leap and skip, and kiss what mayds they met
all the way. I did at first give them money to
drink, lest they should know who I was, and so become
troublesome to me. Parted at Redriffe, and there
home and to the office, where did much business, and
then to Sir W. Batten’s, where [Sir] W. Pen,
[Sir] R. Ford, and I to hear a proposition [Sir] R.
Ford was to acquaint us with from the Swedes Embassador,
in manner of saying, that for money he might be got
to our side and relinquish the trouble he may give
us. Sir W. Pen did make a long simple declaration
of his resolution to give nothing to deceive any poor
man of what was his right by law, but ended in doing
whatever any body else would, and we did commission
Sir R. Ford to give promise of not beyond L350 to
him and his Secretary, in case they did not oppose
us in the Phoenix (the net profits of which, as [Sir]
R. Ford cast up before us, the Admiral’s tenths,
and ship’s thirds, and other charges all cleared,
will amount to L3,000) and that we did gain her. [Sir]
R. Ford did pray for a curse upon his family, if he
was privy to anything more than he told us (which
I believe he is a knave in), yet we all concluded
him the most fit man for it and very honest, and so
left it wholly to him to manage as he pleased.
Thence to the office a little while longer, and so
home, where W. Hewer’s mother was, and Mrs. Turner,
our neighbour, and supped with us. His mother
a well-favoured old little woman, and a good woman,
I believe. After we had supped, and merry, we
parted late, Mrs. Turner having staid behind to talk
a little about her lodgings, which now my Lord Bruncker
upon Sir W. Coventry’s surrendering do claim,
but I cannot think he will come to live in them so
as to need to put them out. She gone, we to bed
all. This night, at supper, comes from Sir W.
Coventry the Order of Councill for my Lord Bruncker
to do all the Comptroller’s part relating to
the Treasurer’s accounts, and Sir W. Pen, all
relating to the Victualler’s, and Sir J. Minnes
to do the rest. This, I hope, will do much better
for the King than now, and, I think, will give neither
of them ground to over-top me, as I feared they would;
which pleases me mightily. This evening, Mr. Wren
and Captain Cocke called upon me at the office, and
there told me how the House was in better temper to-day,
and hath passed the Bill for the remainder of the
money, but not to be passed finally till they have
done some other things which they will have passed
with it; wherein they are very open, what their meaning
is, which was but doubted before, for they do in all
respects doubt the King’s pleasing them.
22nd. Up, and there come to me
Darnell the fiddler, one of the Duke’s house,
and brought me a set of lessons, all three parts, I
heard them play to the Duke of York after Christmas
at his lodgings, and bid him get me them. I did
give him a crowne for them, and did enquire after
the musique of the “Siege of Rhodes,”
which, he tells me, he can get me, which I am mighty
glad of. So to the office, where among other things
I read the Councill’s order about my Lord Bruncker
and Sir W. Pen to be assistants to the Comptroller,
which quietly went down with Sir J. Minnes, poor man,
seeming a little as if he would be thought to have
desired it, but yet apparently to his discontent; and,
I fear, as the order runs, it will hardly do much
good. At noon to dinner, and there comes a letter
from Mrs. Pierce, telling me she will come and dine
with us on Thursday next, with some of the players,
Knipp, &c., which I was glad of, but my wife vexed,
which vexed me; but I seemed merry, but know not how
to order the matter, whether they shall come or no.
After dinner to the office, and there late doing much
business, and so home to supper, and to bed.
23rd. Up, and with Sir W. Batten
and Sir W. Pen to White Hall, and there to the Duke
of York, and did our usual business. Having done
there, I to St. James’s, to see the organ Mrs.
Turner told me of the other night, of my late Lord
Aubigney’s; and I took my Lord Bruncker with
me, he being acquainted with my present Lord Almoner,
Mr. Howard, brother to the Duke of Norfolke; so he
and I thither and did see the organ, but I do not
like it, it being but a bauble, with a virginal! joining
to it: so I shall not meddle with it. Here
we sat and talked with him a good while, and he seems
a good-natured gentleman: here I observed the
deske which he hath, [made] to remove, and is fastened
to one of the armes of his chayre. I do also
observe the counterfeit windows there was, in the form
of doors with looking-glasses instead of windows, which
makes the room seem both bigger and lighter, I think;
and I have some thoughts to have the like in one of
my rooms. He discoursed much of the goodness of
the musique in Rome, but could not tell me how
long musique had been in any perfection in that
church, which I would be glad to know. He speaks
much of the great buildings that this Pope,
[Fabio Chigi, of Siena,
succeeded Innocent X. in 1655 as Alexander
vii. He died
May, 1667, and was succeeded by Clement ix.]
whom, in mirth to us, he calls Antichrist,
hath done in his time. Having done with the discourse,
we away, and my Lord and I walking into the Park back
again, I did observe the new buildings: and my
Lord, seeing I had a desire to see them, they being
the place for the priests and fryers, he took me back
to my Lord Almoner; and he took us quite through the
whole house and chapel, and the new monastery, showing
me most excellent pieces in wax-worke: a crucifix
given by a Pope to Mary Queen of Scotts, where a piece
of the Cross is;
[Pieces of “the Cross”
were formerly held in such veneration, and were
so common, that it has been often said enough existed
to build a ship. Most readers will remember
the distinction which Sir W. Scott represents
Louis xi. (with great appreciation of that monarch’s
character), as drawing between an oath taken on a false
piece and one taken on a piece of the true cross.
Sir Thomas More, a very devout believer in relics,
says ("Works,” , that Luther wished,
in a sermon of his, that he had in his hand all the
pieces of the Holy Cross; and said that if he
so had, he would throw them there as never sun
should shine on them: and for what worshipful
reason would the wretch do such villainy to the cross
of Christ? Because, as he saith, that there
is so much gold now bestowed about the garnishing
of the pieces of the Cross, that there is none
left for poore folke. Is not this a high reason?
As though all the gold that is now bestowed
about the pieces of the Holy Cross would not
have failed to have been given to poor men, if they
had not been bestowed about the garnishing of
the Cross! and as though there were nothing lost,
but what is bestowed about Christ’s Cross!”
“Wolsey, says Cavendish, on his fall, gave
to Norris, who brought him a ring of gold as
a token of good will from Henry, “a little chaîne
of gold, made like a bottle chain, with a cross of
gold, wherein was a piece of the Holy Cross,
which he continually wore about his neck, next
his body; and said, furthermore, ’Master Norris,
I assure you, when I was in prosperity, although it
seem but small in value, yet I would not gladly
have departed with the same for a thousand pounds.’”
Life, ed. 1852, . Evelyn mentions, “Diary,”
November 17th, 1664, that he saw in one of the chapels
in St. Peter’s a crucifix with a piece
of the true cross in it. Amongst the jewels
of Mary Queen of Scots was a cross of gold, which
had been pledged to Hume of Blackadder for L1000
(Chalmers’s “Life,” vol.
i., ). B.]
two bits set in the manner of a cross
in the foot of the crucifix: several fine pictures,
but especially very good prints of holy pictures.
I saw the dortoire [dormitory] and
the cells of the priests, and we went into one; a
very pretty little room, very clean, hung with pictures,
set with books. The Priest was in his cell, with
his hair clothes to his skin, bare-legged, with a
sandal! only on, and his little bed without sheets,
and no feather bed; but yet, I thought, soft enough.
His cord about his middle; but in so good company,
living with ease, I thought it a very good life.
A pretty library they have. And I was in the
réfectoire, where every man his napkin, knife,
cup of earth, and basin of the same; and a place for
one to sit and read while the rest are at meals.
And into the kitchen I went, where a good neck of mutton
at the fire, and other victuals boiling. I do
not think they fared very hard. Their windows
all looking into a fine garden and the Park; and mighty
pretty rooms all. I wished myself one of the Capuchins.
Having seen what we could here, and all with mighty
pleasure, so away with the Almoner in his coach, talking
merrily about the difference in our religions, to
White Hall, and there we left him. I in my Lord
Bruncker’s coach, he carried me to the Savoy,
and there we parted. I to the Castle Tavern,
where was and did come all our company, Sir W. Batten,
[Sir] W. Pen, [Sir] R. Ford, and our Counsel Sir Ellis
Layton, Walt Walker, Dr. Budd, Mr. Holder, and several
others, and here we had a bad dinner of our preparing,
and did discourse something of our business of our
prizes, which was the work of the day. I staid
till dinner was over, and there being no use of me
I away after dinner without taking leave, and to the
New Exchange, there to take up my wife and Mercer,
and to Temple Bar to the Ordinary, and had a dish
of meat for them, they having not dined, and thence
to the King’s house, and there saw “The
Numerous Lieutenant,” a silly play, I think;
only the Spirit in it that grows very tall, and then
sinks again to nothing, having two heads breeding
upon one, and then Knipp’s singing, did please
us. Here, in a box above, we spied Mrs. Pierce;
and, going out, they called us, and so we staid for
them; and Knipp took us all in, and brought to us Nelly;
a most pretty woman, who acted the great part of Coelia
to-day very fine, and did it pretty well: I kissed
her, and so did my wife; and a mighty pretty soul
she is. We also saw Mrs. Halls which is my little
Roman-nose black girl, that is mighty pretty:
she is usually called Betty. Knipp made us stay
in a box and see the dancing preparatory to to-morrow
for “The Goblins,” a play of Suckling’s,
not acted these twenty-five years; which was pretty;
and so away thence, pleased with this sight also, and
specially kissing of Nell. We away, Mr. Pierce
and I, on foot to his house, the women by coach.
In our way we find the Guards of horse in the street,
and hear the occasion to be news that the seamen are
in a mutiny, which put me into a great fright; so
away with my wife and Mercer home preparing against
to-morrow night to have Mrs. Pierce and Knipp and
a great deal more company to dance; and, when I come
home, hear of no disturbance there of the seamen,
but that one of them, being arrested to-day, others
do go and rescue him. So to the office a little,
and then home to supper, and to my chamber awhile,
and then to bed.
24th. Up, and to the office,
full of thoughts how to order the business of our
merry meeting to-night. So to the office, where
busy all the morning. [While we were sitting in the
morning at the office, we were frighted with news
of fire at Sir W. Batten’s by a chimney taking
fire, and it put me into much fear and trouble, but
with a great many hands and pains it was soon stopped.]
At noon home to dinner, and presently to the office
to despatch my business, and also we sat all the afternoon
to examine the loss of The Bredagh, which was done
by as plain negligence as ever ship was. We being
rose, I entering my letters and getting the office
swept and a good fire made and abundance of candles
lighted, I home, where most of my company come of
this end of the town-Mercer and her sister, Mr. Batelier
and Pembleton (my Lady Pen, and Pegg, and Mr. Lowther,
but did not stay long, and I believe it was by Sir
W. Pen’s order; for they had a great mind to
have staid), and also Captain Rolt. And, anon,
at about seven or eight o’clock, comes Mr. Harris,
of the Duke’s playhouse, and brings Mrs. Pierce
with him, and also one dressed like a country-mayde
with a straw hat on; which, at first, I could not
tell who it was, though I expected Knipp: but
it was she coming off the stage just as she acted
this day in “The Goblins;” a merry jade.
Now my house is full, and four fiddlers that play
well. Harris I first took to my closet; and I
find him a very curious and understanding person in
all pictures and other things, and a man of fine conversation;
and so is Rolt. So away with all my company down
to the office, and there fell to dancing, and continued
at it an hour or two, there coming Mrs. Anne Jones,
a merchant’s daughter hard by, who dances well,
and all in mighty good humour, and danced with great
pleasure; and then sung and then danced, and then
sung many things of three voices both Harris
and Rolt singing their parts excellently. Among
other things, Harris sung his Irish song the
strangest in itself, and the prettiest sung by him,
that ever I heard. Then to supper in the office,
a cold, good supper, and wondrous merry. Here
was Mrs. Turner also, but the poor woman sad about
her lodgings, and Mrs. Markham: after supper to
dancing again and singing, and so continued till almost
three in the morning, and then, with extraordinary
pleasure, broke up only towards morning, Knipp fell
a little ill, and so my wife home with her to put her
to bed, and we continued dancing and singing; and,
among other things, our Mercer unexpectedly did happen
to sing an Italian song I know not, of which they
two sung the other two parts to, that did almost ravish
me, and made me in love with her more than ever with
her singing. As late as it was, yet Rolt and
Harris would go home to-night, and walked it, though
I had a bed for them; and it proved dark, and a misly
night, and very windy. The company being all
gone to their homes, I up with Mrs. Pierce to Knipp,
who was in bed; and we waked her, and there I handled
her breasts and did ‘baiser la’,
and sing a song, lying by her on the bed, and then
left my wife to see Mrs. Pierce in bed to her, in our
best chamber, and so to bed myself, my mind mightily
satisfied with all this evening’s work, and
thinking it to be one of the merriest enjoyment I
must look for in the world, and did content myself
therefore with the thoughts of it, and so to bed;
only the musique did not please me, they not
being contented with less than 30s.
25th. Lay pretty long, then to
the office, where Lord Bruncker and Sir J. Minnes
and I did meet, and sat private all the morning about
dividing the Controller’s work according to
the late order of Council, between them two and Sir
W. Pen, and it troubled me to see the poor honest man,
Sir J. Minnes, troubled at it, and yet the King’s
work cannot be done without it. It was at last
friendlily ended, and so up and home to dinner with
my wife. This afternoon I saw the Poll Bill, now
printed; wherein I do fear I shall be very deeply
concerned, being to be taxed for all my offices, and
then for my money that I have, and my title, as well
as my head. It is a very great tax; but yet I
do think it is so perplexed, it will hardly ever be
collected duly. The late invention of Sir G.
Downing’s is continued of bringing all the money
into the Exchequer; and Sir G. Carteret’s three
pence is turned for all the money of this act into
but a penny per pound, which I am sorry for. After
dinner to the office again, where Lord Bruncker, [Sir]
W. Batten, and [Sir] W. Pen and I met to talk again
about the Controller’s office, and there [Sir]
W. Pen would have a piece of the great office cut out
to make an office for him, which I opposed to the
making him very angry, but I think I shall carry it
against him, and then I care not. So a little
troubled at this fray, I away by coach with my wife,
and left her at the New Exchange, and I to my Lord
Chancellor’s, and then back, taking up my wife
to my Lord Bellasses, and there spoke with Mr. Moone,
who tells me that the peace between us and Spayne is,
as he hears, concluded on, which I should be glad
of, and so home, and after a little at my office,
home to finish my journall for yesterday and to-day,
and then a little supper and to bed. This day
the House hath passed the Bill for the Assessment,
which I am glad of; and also our little Bill, for
giving any one of us in the office the power of justice
of peace, is done as I would have it.
26th. Up, and at the office.
Sat all the morning, where among other things I did
the first unkind [thing] that ever I did design to
Sir W. Warren, but I did it now to some purpose, to
make him sensible how little any man’s friendship
shall avail him if he wants money. I perceive
he do nowadays court much my Lord Bruncker’s
favour, who never did any man much courtesy at the
board, nor ever will be able, at least so much as
myself. Besides, my Lord would do him a kindness
in concurrence with me, but he would have the danger
of the thing to be done lie upon me, if there be any
danger in it (in drawing up a letter to Sir W. Warren’s
advantage), which I do not like, nor will endure.
I was, I confess, very angry, and will venture the
loss of Sir W. Warren’s kindnesses rather than
he shall have any man’s friendship in greater
esteem than mine. At noon home to dinner, and
after dinner to the office again, and there all the
afternoon, and at night poor Mrs. Turner come and
walked in the garden for my advice about her husband
and her relating to my Lord Bruncker’s late
proceedings with them. I do give her the best
I can, but yet can lay aside some ends of my own in
what advice I do give her. So she being gone
I to make an end of my letters, and so home to supper
and to bed, Balty lodging here with my brother, he
being newly returned from mustering in the river.
27th (Lord’s day). Up betimes,
and leaving my wife to go by coach to hear Mr. Frampton
preach, which I had a mighty desire she should, I down
to the Old Swan, and there to Michell and staid while
he and she dressed themselves, and here had a ‘baiser’
or two of her, whom I love mightily; and then took
them in a sculler (being by some means or other disappointed
of my own boat) to White Hall, and so with them to
Westminster, Sir W. Coventry, Bruncker and I all the
morning together discoursing of the office business,
and glad of the Controller’s business being
likely to be put into better order than formerly, and
did discourse of many good things, but especially
of having something done to bringing the Surveyor’s
matters into order also. Thence I up to the King’s
closet, and there heard a good Anthem, and discoursed
with several people here about business, among others
with Lord Bellasses, and so from one to another after
sermon till the King had almost dined, and then home
with Sir G. Carteret and dined with him, being mightily
ashamed of my not having seen my Lady Jemimah so long,
and my wife not at all yet since she come, but she
shall soon do it. I thence to Sir Philip Warwicke,
by appointment, to meet Lord Bellasses, and up to his
chamber, but find him unwilling to discourse of business
on Sundays; so did not enlarge, but took leave, and
went down and sat in a low room, reading Erasmus “de
scribendis epistolis,” a very good book, especially
one letter of advice to a courtier most true and good,
which made me once resolve to tear out the two leaves
that it was writ in, but I forebore it. By and
by comes Lord Bellasses, and then he and I up again
to Sir P. Warwicke and had much discourse of our Tangier
business, but no hopes of getting any money.
Thence I through the garden into the Park, and there
met with Roger Pepys, and he and I to walk in the Pell
Mell. I find by him that the House of Parliament
continues full of ill humours, and he seems to dislike
those that are troublesome more than needs, and do
say how, in their late Poll Bill, which cost so much
time, the yeomanry, and indeed two-thirds of the nation,
are left out to be taxed, that there is not effectual
provision enough made for collecting of the money;
and then, that after a man his goods are distrained
and sold, and the overplus returned, I am to have ten
days to make my complaints of being over-rated if
there be cause, when my goods are sold, and that is
too late. These things they are resolved to look
into again, and mend them before they rise, which
they expect at furthest on Thursday next. Here
we met with Mr. May, and he and we to talk of several
things, of building, and such like matters; and so
walked to White Hall, and there I skewed my cozen
Roger the Duchesse of York sitting in state,
while her own mother stands by her; he had a desire,
and I shewed him my Lady Castlemayne, whom he approves
to be very handsome, and wonders that she cannot be
as good within as she is fair without. Her little
black boy came by him; and, a dog being in his way,
the little boy called to the dog: “Pox of
this dog!” “Now,” says
he, blessing himself, “would I whip this child
till the blood come, if it were my child!” and
I believe he would. But he do by no means like
the liberty of the Court, and did come with expectation
of finding them playing at cards to-night, though
Sunday; for such stories he is told, but how true
I know not.
[There is little reason to doubt that
it was such as Evelyn describes it at a later
time. “I can never forget the inexpressible
luxury and prophaneness, gaming, and all dissoluteness,
and, as it were, total forgetfulness of God (it
being Sunday evening) which this day se’nnight
I was witness of; the King sitting and toying with
his concubines, Portsmouth, Cleveland, Mazarin, &c.
A French boy singing love songs in that glorious
gallery, whilst about twenty of the great courtiers
and other dissolute persons were at basset round
a large table, a bank of at least L2,000 in gold before
them; upon which two gentlemen who were with
me made réflexions with astonishment.
Six days after was all in the dust.” Diary,
February, 1685. B.]
After walking up and down the Court
with him, it being now dark and past six at night,
I walked to the Swan in the Palace yard and there with
much ado did get a waterman, and so I sent for the
Michells, and they come, and their father Howlett
and his wife with them, and there we drank, and so
into the boat, poor Betty’s head aching.
We home by water, a fine moonshine and warm night,
it having been also a very summer’s day for
warmth. I did get her hand to me under my cloak....
So there we parted at their house, and he walked almost
home with me, and then I home and to supper, and to
read a little and to bed. My wife tells me Mr.
Frampton is gone to sea, and so she lost her labour
to-day in thinking to hear him preach, which I am
sorry for.
28th. Up, and down to the Old
Swan, and there drank at Michell’s and saw Betty,
and so took boat and to the Temple, and thence to my
tailor’s and other places about business in
my way to Westminster, where I spent the morning at
the Lords’ House door, to hear the conference
between the two Houses about my Lord Mordaunt, of
which there was great expectation, many hundreds of
people coming to hear it. But, when they come,
the Lords did insist upon my Lord Mordaunt’s
having leave to sit upon a stool uncovered within
their burr, and that he should have counsel, which
the Commons would not suffer, but desired leave to
report their Lordships’ resolution to the House
of Commons; and so parted for this day, which troubled
me, I having by this means lost the whole day.
Here I hear from Mr. Hayes that Prince Rupert is very
bad still, and so bad, that he do now yield to be
trepanned. It seems, as Dr. Clerke also tells
me, it is a clap of the pox which he got about twelve
years ago, and hath eaten to his head and come through
his scull, so his scull must be opened, and there
is great fear of him. Much work I find there is
to do in the two Houses in a little time, and much
difference there is between the two Houses in many
things to be reconciled; as in the Bill for examining
our accounts; Lord Mordaunt’s Bill for building
the City, and several others. A little before
noon I went to the Swan and eat a bit of meat, thinking
I should have had occasion to have stayed long at the
house, but I did not, but so home by coach, calling
at Broad Street and taking the goldsmith home with
me, and paid him L15 15s. for my silver standish.
He tells me gold holds up its price still, and did
desire me to let him have what old 20s. pieces I have,
and he would give me 3d. change for each.
He gone, I to the office, where business all the afternoon,
and at night comes Mr. Gawden at my desire to me, and
to-morrow I shall pay him some money, and shall see
what present he will make me, the hopes of which do
make me to part with my money out of my chest, which
I should not otherwise do, but lest this alteration
in the Controller’s office should occasion my
losing my concernment in the Victualling, and so he
have no more need of me. He gone, I to the office
again, having come thence home with him to talk, and
so after a little more business I to supper.
I then sent for Mercer, and began to teach her “It
is decreed,” which will please me well, and so
after supper and reading a little, and my wife’s
cutting off my hair short, which is grown too long
upon my crown of my head, I to bed. I met this
day in Westminster Hall Sir W. Batten and [Sir] W.
Pen, and the latter since our falling out the other
day do look mighty reservedly upon me, and still he
shall do so for me, for I will be hanged before I seek
to him, unless I see I need it.
29th. Up to the office all the
morning, where Sir W. Pen and I look much askewe one
upon another, though afterward business made us speak
friendly enough, but yet we hate one another.
At noon home to dinner, and then to the office, where
all the afternoon expecting Mr. Gawden to come for
some money I am to pay him, but he comes not, which
makes me think he is considering whether it be necessary
to make the present he hath promised, it being possible
this alteration in the Controller’s duty may
make my place in the Victualling unnecessary, so that
I am a little troubled at it. Busy till late
at night at the office, and Sir W. Batten come to
me, and tells me that there is newes upon the Exchange
to-day, that my Lord Sandwich’s coach and the
French Embassador’s at Madrid, meeting and contending
for the way, they shot my Lord’s postilion and
another man dead; and that we have killed 25 of theirs,
and that my Lord is well. How true this is I cannot
tell, there being no newes of it at all at Court,
as I am told late by one come thence, so that I hope
it is not so. By and by comes Mrs. Turner to me,
to make her complaint of her sad usage she receives
from my Lord Bruncker, that he thinks much she hath
not already got another house, though he himself hath
employed her night and day ever since his first mention
of the matter, to make part of her house ready for
him, as he ordered, and promised she should stay till
she had fitted herself; by which and what discourse
I do remember he had of the business before Sir W.
Coventry on Sunday last I perceive he is a rotten-hearted,
false man as any else I know, even as Sir W. Pen himself,
and, therefore, I must beware of him accordingly,
and I hope I shall. I did pity the woman with
all my heart, and gave her the best council I could;
and so, falling to other discourse, I made her laugh
and merry, as sad as she came to me; so that I perceive
no passion in a woman can be lasting long; and so parted
and I home, and there teaching my girle Barker part
of my song “It is decreed,” which she
will sing prettily, and so after supper to bed.
30th. Fast-day for the King’s
death. I all the morning at my chamber making
up my month’s accounts, which I did before dinner
to my thorough content, and find myself but a small
gainer this month, having no manner of profits, but
just my salary, but, blessed be God! that I am able
to save out of that, living as I do. So to dinner,
then to my chamber all the afternoon, and in the evening
my wife and I and Mercer and Barker to little Michell’s,
walked, with some neats’ tongues and cake and
wine, and there sat with the little couple with great
pleasure, and talked and eat and drank, and saw their
little house, which is very pretty; and I much pleased
therewith, and so walked home, about eight at night,
it being a little moonshine and fair weather, and
so into the garden, and, with Mercer, sang till my
wife put me in mind of its being a fast day; and so
I was sorry for it, and stopped, and home to cards
awhile, and had opportunity ‘para baiser’
Mercer several times, and so to bed.
31st. Up, and to the office,
where we met and sat all the morning. At noon
home to dinner, and by and by Mr. Osborne comes from
Mr. Gawden, and takes money and notes for L4000, and
leaves me acknowledgment for L4000 and odd; implying
as if D. Gawden would give the L800 between Povy and
myself, but how he will divide it I know-not, till
I speak with him, so that my content is not yet full
in the business. In the evening stept out to
Sir Robert Viner’s to get the money ready upon
my notes to D. Gawden, and there hear that Mr. Temple
is very ill. I met on the ’Change with
Captain Cocke, who tells me that he hears new certainty
of the business of Madrid, how our Embassador and
the French met, and says that two or three of my Lord’s
men, and twenty one of the French men are killed,
but nothing at Court of it. He fears the next
year’s service through the badness of our counsels
at White Hall, but that if they were wise, and the
King would mind his business, he might do what he would
yet. The Parliament is not yet up, being finishing
some bills. So home and to the office, and late
home to supper, and to talk with my wife, with pleasure,
and to bed. I met this evening at Sir R. Viner’s
our Mr. Turner, who I find in a melancholy condition
about his being removed out of his house, but I find
him so silly and so false that I dare not tell how
to trust any advice to him, and therefore did speak
only generally to him, but I doubt his condition is
very miserable, and do pity his family. Thus
the month ends: myself in very good health and
content of mind in my family. All our heads full
in the office at this dividing of the Comptroller’s
duty, so that I am in some doubt how it may prove to
intrench upon my benefits, but it cannot be much.
The Parliament, upon breaking up, having given the
King money with much ado, and great heats, and neither
side pleased, neither King nor them. The imperfection
of the Poll Bill, which must be mended before they
rise, there being several horrible oversights to the
prejudice of the King, is a certain sign of the care
anybody hath of the King’s business. Prince
Rupert very ill, and to be trepanned on Saturday next.
Nobody knows who commands the fleete next year, or,
indeed, whether we shall have a fleete or no.
Great preparations in Holland and France, and the French
have lately taken Antego
[Antigua, one of the West India Islands
(Leeward Islands), discovered by Columbus in
1493, who is said to have named it after a church
at Seville called Santa Maria la Antigua. It
was first settled by a few English families in
1632, and in 1663 another settlement was made
under Lord Willoughby, to whom the entire island was
granted by Charles ii. In 1666 it was invaded
by a French force, which laid waste all the settlement.
It was reconquered by the English, and formally
restored to them by the treaty of Breda.]
from us, which vexes us. I am
in a little care through my at last putting a great
deal of money out of my hands again into the King’s
upon tallies for Tangier, but the interest which I
wholly lost while in my trunk is a temptation while
things look safe, as they do in some measure for six
months, I think, and I would venture but little longer.