March 1st. Up, it being very
cold weather again after a good deal of warm summer
weather, and to the office, where I settled to do much
business to-day. By and by sent for to Sir G.
Carteret to discourse of the business of the Navy,
and our wants, and the best way of bestowing the little
money we have, which is about L30,000, but, God knows,
we have need of ten times as much, which do make my
life uncomfortable, I confess, on the King’s
behalf, though it is well enough as to my own particular,
but the King’s service is undone by it.
Having done with him, back again to the office, and
in the streets, in Mark Lane, I do observe, it being
St. David’s day, the picture of a man dressed
like a Welchman, hanging by the neck upon one of the
poles that stand out at the top of one of the merchants’
houses, in full proportion, and very handsomely done;
which is one of the oddest sights I have seen a good
while, for it was so like a man that one would have
thought it was indeed a man.
[From “Poor Robin’s Almanack”
for 1757 it appears that, in former times in
England, a Welshman was burnt in effigy on this anniversary.
Mr. W. C. Hazlitt, in his edition of Brand’s
“Popular Antiquities,” adds “The
practice to which Pepys refers... was very common
at one time; and till very lately bakers made gingerbread
Welshmen, called taffies, on St. David’s day,
which were made to represent a man skewered”
(vol. i., pp. 60,61).]
Being returned home, I find Greeting,
the flageolet-master, come, and teaching my wife;
and I do think my wife will take pleasure in it, and
it will be easy for her, and pleasant. So I, as
I am well content with the charge it will occasion
me. So to the office till dinner-time, and then
home to dinner, and before dinner making my wife to
sing. Poor wretch! her ear is so bad that it
made me angry, till the poor wretch cried to see me
so vexed at her, that I think I shall not discourage
her so much again, but will endeavour to make her
understand sounds, and do her good that way; for she
hath a great mind to learn, only to please me; and,
therefore, I am mighty unjust to her in discouraging
her so much, but we were good friends, and to dinner,
and had she not been ill with those and that it were
not Friday (on which in Lent there are no plays) I
had carried her to a play, but she not being fit to
go abroad, I to the office, where all the afternoon
close examining the collection of my papers of the
accounts of the Navy since this war to my great content,
and so at night home to talk and sing with my-wife,
and then to supper and so to bed with great pleasure.
But I cannot but remember that just before dinner
one of my people come up to me, and told me a man
come from Huntingdon would speak with me, how my heart
come into my mouth doubting that my father, who has
been long sicke, was dead. It put me into a trembling,
but, blessed be [God]! it was no such thing, but a
countryman come about ordinary business to me, to receive
L50 paid to my father in the country for the Perkins’s
for their legacy, upon the death of their mother,
by my uncle’s will. So though I get nothing
at present, at least by the estate, I am fain to pay
this money rather than rob my father, and much good
may it do them that I may have no more further trouble
from them. I hear to-day that Tom Woodall, the
known chyrurgeon, is killed at Somerset House by a
Frenchman, but the occasion Sir W. Batten could not
tell me.
2nd. Up, and to the office, where
sitting all the morning, and among other things did
agree upon a distribution of L30,000 and odd, which
is the only sum we hear of like to come out of all
the Poll Bill for the use of this office for buying
of goods. I did herein some few courtesies for
particular friends I wished well to, and for the King’s
service also, and was therefore well pleased with
what was done. Sir W. Pen this day did bring
an order from the Duke of York for our receiving from
him a small vessel for a fireship, and taking away
a better of the King’s for it, it being expressed
for his great service to the King. This I am
glad of, not for his sake, but that it will give me
a better ground, I believe, to ask something for myself
of this kind, which I was fearful to begin. This
do make Sir W. Pen the most kind to me that can be.
I suppose it is this, lest it should find any opposition
from me, but I will not oppose, but promote it.
After dinner, with my wife, to the King’s house
to see “The Mayden Queene,” a new play
of Dryden’s, mightily commended for the regularity
of it, and the strain and wit; and, the truth is,
there is a comical part done by Nell,
["Her skill increasing with her years,
other poets sought to obtain recommendations
of her wit and beauty to the success of their writings.
I have said that Dryden was one of the principal
supporters of the King’s house, and ere
long in one of his new plays a principal character
was set apart for the popular comedian. The
drama was a tragi-comedy called ‘Secret
Love, or the Maiden Queen,’ and an additional
interest was attached to its production from the king
having suggested the plot to its author, and calling
it ’his play.’” Cunningham’s
Story of Nell Gwyn, ed: 1892, pp. 38,39.]
which is Florimell, that I never can
hope ever to see the like done again, by man or woman.
The King and Duke of York were at the play. But
so great performance of a comical part was never, I
believe, in the world before as Nell do this, both
as a mad girle, then most and best of all when she
comes in like a young gallant; and hath the notions
and carriage of a spark the most that ever I saw any
man have. It makes me, I confess, admire her.
Thence home and to the office, where busy a while,
and then home to read the lives of Henry 5th and 6th,
very fine, in Speede, and to bed. This day I
did pay a bill of L50 from my father, being so much
out of my own purse gone to pay my uncle Robert’s
legacy to my aunt Perkins’s child.
3rd (Lord’s day). Lay long,
merrily talking with my wife, and then up and to church,
where a dull sermon of Mr. Mills touching Original
Sin, and then home, and there find little Michell
and his wife, whom I love mightily. Mightily
contented I was in their company, for I love her much;
and so after dinner I left them and by water from the
Old Swan to White Hall, where, walking in the galleries,
I in the first place met Mr. Pierce, who tells me
the story of Tom Woodall, the surgeon, killed in a
drunken quarrel, and how the Duke of York hath a mind
to get him [Pierce] one of his places in St. Thomas’s
Hospitall. Then comes Mr. Hayward, the Duke of
York’s servant, and tells us that the Swede’s
Embassador hath been here to-day with news that it
is believed that the Dutch will yield to have the
treaty at London or Dover, neither of which will get
our King any credit, we having already consented to
have it at The Hague; which, it seems, De Witt opposed,
as a thing wherein the King of England must needs
have some profound design, which in my conscience
he hath not. They do also tell me that newes is
this day come to the King, that the King of France
is come with his army to the frontiers of Flanders,
demanding leave to pass through their country towards
Poland, but is denied, and thereupon that he is gone
into the country. How true this is I dare not
believe till I hear more. From them I walked into
the Parke, it being a fine but very cold day; and
there took two or three turns the length of the Pell
Mell: and there I met Serjeant Bearcroft, who
was sent for the Duke of Buckingham, to have brought
him prisoner to the Tower. He come to towne this
day, and brings word that, being overtaken and outrid
by the Duchesse of Buckingham within a few miles
of the Duke’s house of Westhorp, he believes
she got thither about a quarter of an hour before
him, and so had time to consider; so that, when he
come, the doors were kept shut against him. The
next day, coming with officers of the neighbour market-town
to force open the doors, they were open for him, but
the Duke gone; so he took horse presently, and heard
upon the road that the Duke of Buckingham was gone
before him for London: so that he believes he
is this day also come to towne before him; but no
newes is yet heard of him. This is all he brings.
Thence to my Lord Chancellor’s, and there, meeting
Sir H. Cholmly, he and I walked in my Lord’s
garden, and talked; among other things, of the treaty:
and he says there will certainly be a peace, but I
cannot believe it. He tells me that the Duke
of Buckingham his crimes, as far as he knows, are
his being of a caball with some discontented persons
of the late House of Commons, and opposing the desires
of the King in all his matters in that House; and
endeavouring to become popular, and advising how the
Commons’ House should proceed, and how he would
order the House of Lords. And that he hath been
endeavouring to have the King’s nativity calculated;
which was done, and the fellow now in the Tower about
it; which itself hath heretofore, as he says, been
held treason, and people died for it; but by the Statute
of Treasons, in Queen Mary’s times and since,
it hath been left out. He tells me that this silly
Lord hath provoked, by his ill-carriage, the Duke
of York, my Lord Chancellor, and all the great persons;
and therefore, most likely, will die. He tells
me, too, many practices of treachery against this King;
as betraying him in Scotland, and giving Oliver an
account of the King’s private councils; which
the King knows very well, and hath yet pardoned him.
[Two of our greatest poets have drawn
the character of the Duke of Buckingham in brilliant
verse, and both have condemned him to infamy.
There is enough in Pepys’s reports to corroborate
the main features of Dryden’s magnificent
portrait of Zimri in “Absolom and Achitophel”:
“In
the first rank of these did Zimri stand;
A
man so various that he seemed to be
Not
one, but all mankind’s epitome;
Stiff
in opinions, always in the wrong;
Was
everything by starts, and nothing long,
But,
in the course of one revolving moon,
Was
chymist, fiddler, statesman, and buffoon;
Then
all for women, painting, rhyming, drinking,
Besides
ten thousand freaks that died in thinking,
He
laughed himself from Court, then sought relief
By
forming parties, but could ne’er be chief.”
Pope’s facts are not correct,
and hence the effect of his picture is impaired.
In spite of the duke’s constant visits to the
Tower, Charles ii. still continued his friend;
but on the death of the king, expecting little
from James, he retired to his estate at Helmsley,
in Yorkshire, to nurse his property and to restore
his constitution. He died on April 16th,
1687, at Kirkby Moorside, after a few days’
illness, caused by sitting on the damp grass when
heated from a fox chase. The scene of his
death was the house of a tenant, not “the
worst inn’s worst room” ("Moral Essays,”
epist. iii.). He was buried in Westminster
Abbey.]
Here I passed away a little time more
talking with him and Creed, whom I met there, and
so away, Creed walking with me to White Hall, and there
I took water and stayed at Michell’s to drink.
I home, and there to read very good things in Fuller’s
“Church History,” and “Worthies,”
and so to supper, and after supper had much good discourse
with W. Hewer, who supped with us, about the ticket
office and the knaveries and extortions every day
used there, and particularly of the business of Mr.
Carcasse, whom I fear I shall find a very rogue.
So parted with him, and then to bed.
4th. Up, and with Sir J. Minnes
and [Sir] W. Batten by barge to Deptford by eight
in the morning, where to the King’s yard a little
to look after business there, and then to a private
storehouse to look upon some cordage of Sir W. Batten’s,
and there being a hole formerly made for a drain for
tarr to run into, wherein the barrel stood still, full
of stinking water, Sir W. Batten did fall with one
leg into it, which might have been very bad to him
by breaking a leg or other hurt, but, thanks be to
God, he only sprained his foot a little. So after
his shifting his stockings at a strong water shop
close by, we took barge again, and so to Woolwich,
where our business was chiefly to look upon the ballast
wharfe there, which is offered us for the King’s
use to hire, but we do not think it worth the laying
out much money upon, unless we could buy the fee-simple
of it, which cannot be sold us, so we wholly flung
it off: So to the Dockyard, and there staid a
while talking about business of the yard, and thence
to the Rope-yard, and so to the White Hart and there
dined, and Captain Cocke with us, whom we found at
the Rope-yard, and very merry at dinner, and many
pretty tales of Sir J. Minnes, which I have entered
in my tale book. But by this time Sir W. Batten
was come to be in much pain in his foot, so as he
was forced to be carried down in a chair to the barge
again, and so away to Deptford, and there I a little
in the yard, and then to Bagwell’s, where I find
his wife washing, and also I did ‘hazer tout
que je voudrais con’ her, and then
sent for her husband, and discoursed of his going to
Harwich this week to his charge of the new ship building
there, which I have got him, and so away, walked to
Redriffe, and there took boat and away home, and upon
Tower Hill, near the ticket office, meeting with my
old acquaintance Mr. Chaplin, the cheesemonger, and
there fell to talk of news, and he tells me that for
certain the King of France is denied passage with his
army through Flanders, and that he hears that the
Dutch do stand upon high terms with us, and will have
a promise of not being obliged to strike the flag
to us before they will treat with us, and other high
things, which I am ashamed of and do hope will never
be yielded to. That they do make all imaginable
preparations, but that he believes they will be in
mighty want of men; that the King of France do court
us mightily. He tells me too that our Lord-Treasurer
is going to lay down, and that Lord Arlington is to
be Lord Treasurer, but I believe nothing of it, for
he is not yet of estate visible enough to have the
charge I suppose upon him. So being parted from
him I home to the office, and after having done business
there I home to supper, and there mightily pleased
with my wife’s beginning the flagellette, believing
that she will come to very well thereon. This
day in the barge I took Berckenshaw’s translation
of Alsted his Templum, but the most ridiculous
book, as he has translated it, that ever I saw in
my life, I declaring that I understood not three lines
together from one end of the book to the other.
5th. Up, and to the office, where
met and sat all the morning, doing little for want
of money, but only bear the countenance of an office.
At noon home to dinner, and then to the office again,
and there comes Martin my purser, and I walked with
him awhile in the garden, I giving him good advice
to beware of coming any more with high demands for
supernumeraries or other things, for now Sir W. Pen
is come to mind the business, the passing of his accounts
will not be so easy as the last. He tells me
he will never need it again, it being as easy, and
to as much purpose to do the same thing otherwise,
and how he do keep his Captain’s table, and
by that means hath the command of his Captains, and
do not fear in a 5th-rate ship constantly employed
to get a L1000 in five years time, and this year,
besides all his spendings, which are I fear high,
he hath got at this day clear above L150 in a voyage
of about five or six months, which is a brave trade.
He gone I to the office, and there all the afternoon
late doing much business, and then to see Sir W. Batten,
whose leg is all but better than it was, and like to
do well. I by discourse do perceive he and his
Lady are to their hearts out with my Lord Bruncker
and Mrs. Williams, to which I added something, but,
I think, did not venture too far with them. But,
Lord! to see to what a poor content any acquaintance
among these people, or the people of the world, as
they now-adays go, is worth; for my part I and my wife
will keep to one another and let the world go hang,
for there is nothing but falseness in it. So
home to supper and hear my wife and girle sing a little,
and then to bed with much content of mind.
6th. Up, and with [Sir] W. Pen
to White Hall by coach, and by the way agreed to acquaint
[Sir] W. Coventry with the business of Mr. Carcasse,
and he and I spoke to Sir W. Coventry that we might
move it to the Duke of York, which I did in a very
indifferent, that is, impartial manner, but vexed
I believe Lord Bruncker. Here the Duke of York
did acquaint us, and the King did the like also, afterwards
coming in, with his resolution of altering the manner
of the war this year; that is, we shall keep what
fleete we have abroad in several squadrons: so
that now all is come out; but we are to keep it as
close as we can, without hindering the work that is
to be done in preparation to this. Great preparations
there are to fortify Sheernesse and the yard at Portsmouth,
and forces are drawing down to both those places, and
elsewhere by the seaside; so that we have some fear
of an invasion; and the Duke of York himself did declare
his expectation of the enemy’s blocking us up
here in the River, and therefore directed that we
should send away all the ships that we have to fit
out hence. Sir W. Pen told me, going with me
this morning to White Hall, that for certain the Duke
of Buckingham is brought into the Tower, and that
he hath had an hour’s private conference with
the King before he was sent thither. To Westminster
Hall. There bought some news books, and, as every
where else, hear every body complain of the dearness
of coals, being at L4 per chaldron, the weather, too,
being become most bitter cold, the King saying to-day
that it was the coldest day he ever knew in England.
Thence by coach to my Lord Crew’s, where very
welcome. Here I find they are in doubt where
the Duke of Buckingham is; which makes me mightily
reflect on the uncertainty of all history, when, in
a business of this moment, and of this day’s
growth, we cannot tell the truth. Here dined my
old acquaintance, Mr. Borfett, that was my Lord Sandwich’s
chaplain, and my Lady Wright and Dr. Boreman, who
is preacher at St. Gyles’s in the Fields, who,
after dinner, did give my Lord an account of two papist
women lately converted, whereof one wrote her recantation,
which he shewed under her own hand mighty well drawn,
so as my Lord desired a copy of it, after he had satisfied
himself from the Doctor, that to his knowledge she
was not a woman under any necessity. Thence by
coach home and staid a very little, and then by water
to Redriffe, and walked to Bagwell’s, where
‘la moher’ was ‘defro, sed’
would not have me ‘demeurer’ there
‘parce que’ Mrs. Batters and
one of my ‘ancillas’, I believe Jane (for
she was gone abroad to-day), was in the town, and
coming thither; so I away presently, esteeming it a
great escape. So to the yard and spoke a word
or two, and then by water home, wondrous cold, and
reading a ridiculous ballad made in praise of the Duke
of Albemarle, to the tune of St. George, the tune
being printed, too; and I observe that people have
some great encouragement to make ballads of him of
this kind. There are so many, that hereafter he
will sound like Guy of Warwicke. Then abroad
with my wife, leaving her at the ’Change, while
I to Sir H. Cholmly’s, a pretty house, and a
fine, worthy, well-disposed gentleman he is.
He and I to Sir Ph. Warwicke’s, about money
for Tangier, but to little purpose. H. Cholmley
tells me, among other things, that he hears of little
hopes of a peace, their demands being so high as we
shall never grant, and could tell me that we shall
keep no fleete abroad this year, but only squadrons.
And, among other things, that my Lord Bellasses, he
believes, will lose his command of Tangier by his
corrupt covetous ways of.endeavouring to sell his command,
which I am glad [of], for he is a man of no worth
in the world but compliment. So to the ’Change,
and there bought 32s. worth of things for Mrs. Knipp,
my Valentine, which is pretty to see how my wife is
come to convention with me, that, whatever I do give
to anybody else, I shall give her as much, which I
am not much displeased with. So home and to the
office and Sir W. Batten, to tell him what I had done
to-day about Carcasse’s business, and God forgive
me I am not without design to give a blow to Sir W.
Batten by it. So home, where Mr. Batelier supped
with us and talked away the evening pretty late, and
so he gone and we to bed.
7th. So up, and to the office,
my head full of Carcasse’s business; then hearing
that Knipp is at my house, I home, and it was about
a ticket for a friend of hers. I do love the
humour of the jade very well. So to the office
again, not being able to stay, and there about noon
my Lord Bruncker did begin to talk of Carcasse’s
business. Only Commissioner Pett, my Lord, and
I there, and it was pretty to see how Pett hugged the
occasion of having anything against Sir W. Batten,
which I am not much troubled at, for I love him not
neither. Though I did really endeavour to quash
it all I could, because I would prevent their malice
taking effect. My Lord I see is fully resolved
to vindicate Carcasse, though to the undoing
of Sir W. Batten, but I believe he will find himself
in a mistake, and do himself no good, and that I shall
be glad of, for though I love the treason I hate the
traitor. But he is vexed at my moving it to the
Duke of York yesterday, which I answered well, so as
I think he could not answer. But, Lord! it is
pretty to see how Pett hugs this business, and how
he favours my Lord Bruncker; who to my knowledge hates
him, and has said more to his disadvantage, in my presence,
to the King and Duke of York than any man in England,
and so let them thrive one with another by cheating
one another, for that is all I observe among them.
Thence home late, and find my wife hath dined, and
she and Mrs. Hewer going to a play. Here was
Creed, and he and I to Devonshire House, to a burial
of a kinsman of Sir R. Viner’s; and there I received
a ring, and so away presently to Creed, who staid
for me at an alehouse hard by, and thence to the Duke’s
playhouse, where he parted, and I in and find my wife
and Mrs. Hewer, and sat by them and saw “The
English Princesse, or Richard the Third;” a
most sad, melancholy play, and pretty good; but nothing
eminent in it, as some tragedys are; only little Mis.
Davis did dance a jig after the end of the play, and
there telling the next day’s play; so that it
come in by force only to please the company to see
her dance in boy’s ’clothes; and, the truth
is, there is no comparison between Nell’s dancing
the other day at the King’s house in boy’s
clothes and this, this being infinitely beyond the
other. Mere was Mr. Clerke and Pierce, to whom
one word only of “How do you,” and so
away home, Mrs. Hewer with us, and I to the office
and so to [Sir] W. Batten’s, and there talked
privately with him and [Sir] W. Pen about business
of Carcasse against tomorrow, wherein I think
I did give them proof enough of my ability as well
as friendship to [Sir] W. Batten, and the honour of
the office, in my sense of the rogue’s business.
So back to finish my office business, and then home
to supper, and to bed. This day, Commissioner
Taylor come to me for advice, and would force me to
take ten pieces in gold of him, which I had no mind
to, he being become one of our number at the Board.
This day was reckoned by all people the coldest day
that ever was remembered in England; and, God knows!
coals at a very great price.
8th. Up, and to the Old Swan,
where drank at Michell’s, but not seeing her
whom I love I by water to White Hall, and there acquainted
Sir G. Carteret betimes what I had to say this day
before the Duke of York in the business of Carcasse,
which he likes well of, being a great enemy to him,
and then I being too early here to go to Sir W. Coventry’s
chamber, having nothing to say to him, and being able
to give him but a bad account of the business of the
office (which is a shame to me, and that which I shall
rue if I do not recover), to the Exchequer about getting
a certificate of Mr. Lanyon’s entered at Sir
R. Longs office, and strange it is to see what horrid
delays there are at this day in the business of money,
there being nothing yet come from my Lord Treasurer
to set the business of money in action since the Parliament
broke off, notwithstanding the greatness and number
of the King’s occasions for it. So to the
Swan, and there had three or four baisers
of the little ancilla there, and so to Westminster
Hall, where I saw Mr. Martin, the purser, come through
with a picture in his hand, which he had bought, and
observed how all the people of the Hall did fleer and
laugh upon him, crying, “There is plenty grown
upon a sudden;” and, the truth is, I was a little
troubled that my favour should fall on so vain a fellow
as he, and the more because, methought, the people
do gaze upon me as the man that had raised him, and
as if they guessed whence my kindness to him springs.
So thence to White Hall, where I find all met at the
Duke of York’s chamber; and, by and by, the
Duke of York comes, and Carcasse is called in,
and I read the depositions and his answers, and he
added with great confidence and good words, even almost
to persuasion, what to say; and my Lord Bruncker,
like a very silly solicitor, argued against me and
us all for him; and, being asked first by the Duke
of York his opinion, did give it for his being excused.
I next did answer the contrary very plainly, and had,
in this dispute, which vexed and will never be forgot
by my Lord, many occasions of speaking severely, and
did, against his bad practices. Commissioner Pett,
like a fawning rogue, sided with my Lord, but to no
purpose; and [Sir] W. Pen, like a cunning rogue, spoke
mighty indifferently, and said nothing in all the fray,
like a knave as he is. But [Sir] W. Batten spoke
out, and did come off himself by the Duke’s
kindness very well; and then Sir G. Carteret, and
Sir W. Coventry, and the Duke of York himself, flatly
as I said; and so he was declared unfit to continue
in, and therefore to be presently discharged the office;
which, among other good effects, I hope, will make
my Lord Bruncker not ‘alloquer’ so high,
when he shall consider he hath had such a publick
foyle as this is. So home with [Sir] W. Batten,
and [Sir] W. Pen, by coach, and there met at the office,
and my Lord Bruncker presently after us, and there
did give order to Mr. Stevens for securing the tickets
in Carcasses hands, which my Lord against his will
could not refuse to sign, and then home to dinner,
and so away with my wife by coach, she to Mrs. Pierce’s
and I to my Lord Bellasses, and with him to [my] Lord
Treasurer’s, where by agreement we met with Sir
H. Cholmly, and there sat and talked all the afternoon
almost about one thing or other, expecting Sir Philip
Warwicke’s coming, but he come not, so we away
towards night, Sir H. Cholmly and I to the Temple,
and there parted, telling me of my Lord Bellasses’s
want of generosity, and that he [Bellasses] will certainly
be turned out of his government, and he thinks himself
stands fair for it. So home, and there found,
as I expected, Mrs. Pierce and Mr. Batelier; he went
for Mrs. Jones, but no Mrs. Knipp come, which vexed
me, nor any other company. So with one fidler
we danced away the evening, but I was not well contented
with the littleness of the room, and my wife’s
want of preparing things ready, as they should be,
for supper, and bad. So not very merry, though
very well pleased. So after supper to bed, my
wife and Mrs. Pierce, and her boy James and I. Yesterday
I began to make this mark (V) stand instead of three
pricks, which therefore I must observe every where,
it being a mark more easy to make.
9th. Up, and to the office, where
sat all the morning busy. At noon home to dinner,
where Mrs. Pierce did continue with us and her boy
(who I still find every day more and more witty beyond
his age), and did dine with us, and by and by comes
in her husband and a brother-in-law of his, a parson,
one of the tallest biggest men that ever I saw in my
life. So to the office, where a meeting extraordinary
about settling the number and wages of my Lord Bruncker’s
clerks for his new work upon the Treasurer’s
accounts, but this did put us upon running into the
business of yesterday about Carcasse, wherein
I perceive he is most dissatisfied with me, and I
am not sorry for it, having all the world but him of
my side therein, for it will let him know another
time that he is not to expect our submitting to him
in every thing, as I think he did heretofore expect.
He did speak many severe words to me, and I returned
as many to him, so that I do think there cannot for
a great while, be, any right peace between us, and
I care not a fart for it; but however, I must look
about me and mind my business, for I perceive by his
threats and enquiries he is and will endeavour to
find out something against me or mine. Breaking
up here somewhat brokenly I home, and carried Mrs.
Pierce and wife to the New Exchange, and there did
give her and myself a pair of gloves, and then set
her down at home, and so back again straight home
and thereto do business, and then to Sir W. Batten’s,
where [Sir] W. Pen and others, and mighty merry, only
I have got a great cold, and the scolding this day
at the office with my Lord Bruncker hath made it worse,
that I am not able to speak. But, Lord! to see
how kind Sir W. Batten and his Lady are to me upon
this business of my standing by [Sir] W. Batten against
Carcasse, and I am glad of it. Captain Cocke,
who was here to-night, did tell us that he is certain
that yesterday a proclamation was voted at the Council,
touching the proclaiming of my Lord Duke of Buckingham
a traytor, and that it will be out on Monday.
So home late, and drank some buttered ale, and so
to bed and to sleep. This cold did most certainly
come by my staying a little too long bare-legged yesterday
morning when I rose while I looked out fresh socks
and thread stockings, yesterday’s having in
the night, lying near the window, been covered with
snow within the window, which made me I durst not put
them on.
10th (Lord’s day). Having
my cold still grown more upon me, so as I am not able
to speak, I lay in bed till noon, and then up and to
my chamber with a good fire, and there spent an hour
on Morly’s Introduction to Musique, a very
good but unmethodical book. Then to dinner, my
wife and I, and then all the afternoon alone in my
chamber preparing a letter for Commissioner Taylor
to the City about getting his accounts for The Loyal
London,
[The “Loyal London”
was the ship given to the king by the City. It
was launched at Deptford
on June 10th, 1666]
by him built for them, stated and
discharged, they owing him still about L4000.
Towards the evening comes Mr. Spong to see me, whose
discourse about several things I proposed to him was
very good, better than I have had with any body a
good while. He gone, I to my business again, and
anon comes my Lady Pen and her son-in law and daughter,
and there we talked all the evening away, and then
to supper; and after supper comes Sir W. Pen, and
there we talked together, and then broke up, and so
to bed. He tells me that our Mr. Turner has seen
the proclamation against the Duke of Buckingham, and
that therefore it is true what we heard last night.
Yesterday and to-day I have been troubled with a hoarseness
through cold that I could not almost speak.
11th. Up, and with my cold still
upon me and hoarseness, but I was forced to rise and
to the office, where all the morning busy, and among
other things Sir W. Warren come to me, to whom of late
I have been very strange, partly from my indifference
how more than heretofore to get money, but most from
my finding that he is become great with my Lord Bruncker,
and so I dare not trust him as I used to do, for I
will not be inward with him that is open to another.
By and by comes Sir H. Cholmly to me about Tangier
business, and then talking of news he tells me how
yesterday the King did publiquely talk of the King
of France’s dealing with all the Princes of
Christendome. As to the States of Holland, he
[the King of France] hath advised them, on good grounds,
to refuse to treat with us at the Hague, because of
having opportunity of spies, by reason of our interest
in the House of Orange; and then, it being a town
in one particular province, it would not be fit to
have it, but in a town wherein the provinces have
equal interest, as at Mastricht, and other places
named. That he advises them to offer no terms,
nor accept of any, without his privity and consent,
according to agreement; and tells them, if not so,
he hath in his power to be even with them, the King
of England being come to offer him any terms he pleases;
and that my Lord St. Albans is now at Paris, Plenipotentiary,
to make what peace he pleases; and so he can make
it, and exclude them, the Dutch, if he sees fit.
A copy of this letter of the King of France’s
the Spanish Ambassador here gets, and comes and tells
all to our King; which our King denies, and says the
King of France only uses his power of saying anything.
At the same time, the King of France writes to the
Emperor, that he is resolved to do all things to express
affection to the Emperor, having it now in his power
to make what peace he pleases between the King of
England and him, and the States of the United Provinces;
and, therefore, that he would not have him to concern
himself in a friendship with us; and assures him that,
on that regard, he will not offer anything to his
disturbance, in his interest in Flanders, or elsewhere.
He writes, at the same time, to Spayne, to tell him
that he wonders to hear of a league almost ended between
the Crown of Spayne and England, by my Lord Sandwich,
and all without his privity, while he was making a
peace upon what terms he pleased with England:
that he is a great lover of the Crown of Spayne, and
would take the King and his affairs, during his minority,
into his protection, nor would offer to set his foot
in Flanders, or any where else, to disturb him; and,
therefore, would not have him to trouble himself to
make peace with any body; only he hath a desire to
offer an exchange, which he thinks may be of moment
to both sides: that is, that he [France] will
enstate the King of Spayne in the kingdom of Portugall,
and he and the Dutch will put him into possession
of Lisbon; and, that being done, he [France] may have
Flanders: and this, they say; do mightily take
in Spayne, which is sensible of the fruitless expence
Flanders, so far off, gives them; and how much better
it would be for them to be master of Portugall; and
the King of France offers, for security herein, that
the King of England shall be bond for him, and that
he will countersecure the King of England with Amsterdam;
and, it seems, hath assured our King, that if he will
make a league with him, he will make a peace exclusive
to the Hollander. These things are almost romantique,
but yet true, as Sir H. Cholmly tells me the King
himself did relate it all yesterday; and it seems
as if the King of France did think other princes fit
for nothing but to make sport for him: but simple
princes they are, that are forced to suffer this from
him. So at noon with Sir W. Pen by coach to the
Sun in Leadenhall Streete, where Sir R. Ford, Sir W.
Batten, and Commissioner Taylor (whose feast it was)
were, and we dined and had a very good dinner.
Among other discourses Sir R. Ford did tell me that
he do verily believe that the city will in few years
be built again in all the greatest streets, and answered
the objections I did give to it. Here we had
the proclamation this day come out against the Duke
of Buckingham, commanding him to come in to one of
the Secretaries, or to the Lieutenant of the Tower.
A silly, vain man to bring himself to this: and
there be many hard circumstances in the proclamation
of the causes of this proceeding of the King’s,
which speak great displeasure of the King’s,
and crimes of his. Then to discourse of the business
of the day, that is, to see Commissioner Taylor’s
accounts for his ship he built, The Loyall London,
and it is pretty to see how dully this old fellow
makes his demands, and yet plaguy wise sayings will
come from the man sometimes, and also how Sir R. Ford
and [Sir] W. Batten did with seeming reliance advise
him what to do, and how to come prepared to answer
objections to the Common Council. Thence away
to the office, where late busy, and then home to supper,
mightily pleased with my wife’s trill, and so
to bed. This night Mr. Carcasse did come
to me again to desire favour, and that I would mediate
that he might be restored, but I did give him no kind
answer at all, but was very angry, and I confess a
good deal of it from my Lord Bruncker’s simplicity
and passion.
12th. Up, and to the office,
where all-the morning, and my Lord Bruncker mighty
quiet, and no words all day, which I wonder at, expecting
that he would have fallen again upon the business
of Carcasse, and the more for that here happened
that Perkins, who was the greatest witness of all
against him, was brought in by Sir W. Batten to prove
that he did really belong to The Prince, but being
examined was found rather a fool than anything, as
not being able to give any account when he come in
nor when he come out of her, more than that he was
taken by the Dutch in her, but did agree in earnest
to Sir W. Pen’s saying that she lay up all, the
winter before at Lambeth. This I confess did make
me begin to doubt the truth of his evidence, but not
to doubt the faults of Carcasse, for he was condemned
by, many other better evidences than his, besides the
whole world’s report. At noon home, and
there find Mr. Goodgroome, whose teaching of my wife
only by singing over and over again to her, and letting
her sing with him, not by herself, to correct her faults,
I do not like at all, but was angry at it; but have
this content, that I do think she will come to sing
pretty well, and to trill in time, which pleases me
well. He dined with us, and then to the office,
when we had a sorry meeting to little purpose, and
then broke up, and I to my office, and busy late to
good purpose, and so home to supper and to bed.
This day a poor seaman, almost starved for want of
food, lay in our yard a-dying. I sent him half-a-crown,
and we ordered his ticket to be paid.
13th. Up, and with [Sir] W. Batten
to the Duke of York to our usual attendance, where
I did fear my Lord Bruncker might move something in
revenge that might trouble me, but he did not, but
contrarily had the content to hear Sir G. Carteret
fall foul on him in the Duke of York’s bed chamber
for his directing people with tickets and petitions
to him, bidding him mind his Controller’s place
and not his, for if he did he should be too hard for
him, and made high words, which I was glad of.
Having done our usual business with the Duke of York,
I away; and meeting Mr. D. Gawden in the presence-chamber,
he and I to talk; and among other things he tells
me, and I do find every where else, also, that our
masters do begin not to like of their councils in fitting
out no fleete, but only squadrons, and are finding
out excuses for it; and, among others, he tells me
a Privy-Councillor did tell him that it was said in
Council that a fleete could not be set out this year,
for want of victuals, which gives him and me a great
alarme, but me especially for had it been so,
I ought to have represented it; and therefore it puts
me in policy presently to prepare myself to answer
this objection, if ever it should come about, by drawing
up a state of the Victualler’s stores, which
I will presently do. So to Westminster Hall, and
there staid and talked, and then to Sir G. Carteret’s,
where I dined with the ladies, he not at home, and
very well used I am among them, so that I am heartily
ashamed that my wife hath not been there to see them;
but she shall very shortly. So home by water,
and stepped into Michell’s, and there did baiser
my Betty, ‘que aegrotat’ a little.
At home find Mr. Holliard, and made him eat a bit
of victuals. Here I find Mr. Greeten, who teaches
my wife on the flageolet, and I think she will come
to something on it. Mr. Holliard advises me to
have my father come up to town, for he doubts else
in the country he will never find ease, for, poor
man, his grief is now grown so great upon him that
he is never at ease, so I will have him up at Easter.
By and by by coach, set down Mr. Holliard near his
house at Hatton Garden and myself to Lord Treasurer’s,
and sent my wife to the New Exchange. I staid
not here, but to Westminster Hall, and thence to Martin’s,
where he and she both within, and with them the little
widow that was once there with her when I was there,
that dissembled so well to be grieved at hearing a
tune that her, late husband liked, but there being
so much company, I had no pleasure here, and so away
to the Hall again, and there met Doll Lane coming out,
and ‘par contrat did hazer bargain
para aller to the cabaret de vin’,
called the Rose, and ‘ibi’ I staid
two hours, ‘sed’ she did not ‘venir’,
‘lequel’ troubled me, and so away
by coach and took up my wife, and away home, and so
to Sir W. Batten’s, where I am told that it is
intended by Mr. Carcasse to pray me to be godfather
with Lord Bruncker to-morrow to his child, which I
suppose they tell me in mirth, but if he should ask
me I know not whether I should refuse it or no.
Late at my office preparing a speech against to-morrow
morning, before the King, at my Lord Treasurer’s,
and the truth is it run in my head all night.
So home to supper and to bed. The Duke of Buckingham
is concluded gone over sea, and, it is thought, to
France.
14th. Up, and with Sir W. Batten
and [Sir] W. Pen to my Lord Treasurer’s, where
we met with my Lord Bruncker an hour before the King
come, and had time to talk a little of our business.
Then come much company, among others Sir H. Cholmly,
who tells me that undoubtedly my Lord Bellasses will
go no more as Governor to Tangier, and that he do
put in fair for it, and believes he shall have it,
and proposes how it may conduce to his account and
mine in the business of money. Here we fell into
talk with Sir Stephen Fox, and, among other things,
of the Spanish manner of walking, when three together,
and shewed me how, which was pretty, to prevent differences.
By and by comes the King and Duke of York, and presently
the officers of the Ordnance were called; my Lord
Berkeley, Sir John Duncomb, and Mr. Chichly; then we,
my Lord Bruncker, [Sir] W. Batten, [Sir] W. Pen, and
myself; where we find only the King and Duke of York,
and my Lord Treasurer, and Sir G. Carteret; where I
only did speak, laying down the state of our wants,
which the King and Duke of York seemed very well pleased
with, and we did get what we asked, L500,000, assigned
upon the eleven months’ tax: but that is
not so much ready money, or what will raise L40,000
per week, which we desired, and the business will
want. Yet are we fain to come away answered,
when, God knows, it will undo the King’s business
to have matters of this moment put off in this manner.
The King did prevent my offering anything by and by
as Treasurer for Tangier, telling me that he had ordered
us L30,000 on the same tax; but that is not what we
would have to bring our payments to come within a
year. So we gone out, in went others; viz.,
one after another, Sir Stephen Fox for the army, Captain
Cocke for sick and wounded, Mr. Ashburnham for the
household. Thence [Sir] W. Batten, [Sir] W. Pen,
and I, back again; I mightily pleased with what I
had said and done, and the success thereof. But,
it being a fine clear day, I did, ‘en gayete
de coeur’, propose going to Bow for ayre sake,
and dine there, which they embraced, and so [Sir] W.
Batten and I (setting [Sir] W. Pen down at Mark Lane
end) straight to Bow, to the Queen’s Head, and
there bespoke our dinner, carrying meat with us from
London; and anon comes [Sir] W. Pen with my wife and
Lady Batten, and then Mr. Lowder with his mother and
wife. While [Sir] W. Batten and I were alone,
we had much friendly discourse, though I will never
trust him far; but we do propose getting “The
Flying Greyhound,” our privateer, to us and
[Sir] W. Pen at the end of the year when we call her
home, by begging her of the King, and I do not think
we shall be denied her. They being come, we to
oysters and so to talk, very pleasant I was all day,
and anon to dinner, and I made very good company.
Here till the evening, so as it was dark almost before
we got home (back again in the same method, I think,
we went), and spent the night talking at Sir W. Batten’s,
only a little at my office, to look over the Victualler’s
contract, and draw up some arguments for him to plead
for his charges in transportation of goods beyond the
ports which the letter of one article in his contract
do lay upon him. This done I home to supper and
to bed. Troubled a little at my fear that my Lord
Bruncker should tell Sir W. Coventry of our neglecting
the office this afternoon (which was intended) to
look after our pleasures, but nothing will fall upon
me alone about this.
15th. Up, and pleased at Tom’s
teaching of Barker something to sing a 3rd part to
a song, which will please mightily. So I to the
office all the morning, and at noon to the ’Change,
where I do hear that letters this day come to Court
do tell us that we are likely not to agree, the Dutch
demanding high terms, and the King of France the like,
in a most braving manner. The merchants do give
themselves over for lost, no man knowing what to do,
whether to sell or buy, not knowing whether peace
or war to expect, and I am told that could that be
now known a man might get L20,000 in a week’s
time by buying up of goods in case there should be
war. Thence home and dined well, and then with
my wife, set her at Unthanke’s and I to Sir
G. Carteret, where talked with the ladies a while,
and my Lady Carteret talks nothing but sorrow and afflictions
coming on us, and indeed I do fear the same. So
away and met Dr. Fuller, Bishop of Limricke, and walked
an hour with him in the Court talking of newes only,
and he do think that matters will be bad with us.
Then to Westminster Hall, and there spent an hour
or two walking up and down, thinking ‘para avoir’
got out Doll Lane, ‘sed je ne’
could do it, having no opportunity ‘de hazer
lé, ainsi lost the tota’ afternoon,
and so away and called my wife and home, where a little
at the office, and then home to my closet to enter
my journalls, and so to supper and to bed. This
noon come little Mis. Tooker, who is grown a little
woman; ego had opportunity ’para baiser
her.... This morning I was called up by Sir John
Winter, poor man! come in his sedan from the other
end of the town, before I was up, and merely about
the King’s business, which is a worthy thing
of him, and I believe him to be a worthy good man,
and I will do him the right to tell the Duke of it,
who did speak well of him the other day. It was
about helping the King in the business of bringing
down his timber to the sea-side, in the Forest of Deane.
16th. Up, and to the office,
where all the morning; at noon home to dinner, and
then to the office again in the afternoon, and there
all day very busy till night, and then, having done
much business, home to supper, and so to bed.
This afternoon come home Sir J. Minnes, who has been
down, but with little purpose, to pay the ships below
at the Nore. This evening, having done my letters,
I did write out the heads of what I had prepared to
speak to the King the other day at my Lord Treasurer’s,
which I do think convenient to keep by me for future
use. The weather is now grown warm again, after
much cold; and it is observable that within these
eight days I did see smoke remaining, coming out of
some cellars, from the late great fire, now above six
months since. There was this day at the office
(as he is most days) Sir W. Warren, against whom I
did manifestly plead, and heartily too, God forgive
me! But the reason is because I do find that he
do now wholly rely almost upon my Lord Bruncker, though
I confess I have no greater ground of my leaving him
than the confidence which I perceive he hath got in
my Lord Bruncker, whose seeming favours only do obtain
of him as much compensation as, I believe (for he
do know well the way of using his bounties), as mine
more real. Besides, my Lord and I being become
antagonistic, I do not think it safe for me to trust
myself in the hands of one whom I know to be a knave,
and using all means to become gracious there.
17th (Lord’s day). Up betime
with my wife, and by coach with Sir W. Pen and Sir
Thomas Allen to White Hall, there my wife and I the
first time that ever we went to my Lady Jemimah’s
chamber at Sir Edward Carteret’s lodgings.
I confess I have been much to blame and much ashamed
of our not visiting her sooner, but better now than
never. Here we took her before she was up, which
I was sorry for, so only saw her, and away to chapel,
leaving further visit till after sermon. I put
my wife into the pew below, but it was pretty to see,
myself being but in a plain band, and every way else
ordinary, how the verger took me for her man, I think,
and I was fain to tell him she was a kinswoman of my
Lord Sandwich’s, he saying that none under knights-baronets’
ladies are to go into that pew. So she being
there, I to the Duke of York’s lodging, where
in his dressing-chamber he talking of his journey to-morrow
or next day to Harwich, to prepare some fortifications
there; so that we are wholly upon the defensive part
this year, only we have some expectations that we
may by our squadrons annoy them in their trade by
the North of Scotland and to the Westward. Here
Sir W. Pen did show the Duke of York a letter of Hogg’s
about a prize he drove in within the Sound at Plymouth,
where the Vice-Admiral claims her. Sir W. Pen
would have me speak to the latter, which I did, and
I think without any offence, but afterwards I was
sorry for it, and Sir W. Pen did plainly say that
he had no mind to speak to the Duke of York about it,
so that he put me upon it, but it shall be, the last
time that I will do such another thing, though I think
no manner of hurt done by it to me at all. That
done I to walk in the Parke, where to the Queene’s
Chapel, and there heard a fryer preach with his cord
about his middle, in Portuguese, something I could
understand, showing that God did respect the meek
and humble, as well as the high and rich. He was
full of action, but very decent and good, I thought,
and his manner of delivery very good. Then I
went back to White Hall, and there up to the closet,
and spoke with several people till sermon was ended,
which was preached by the Bishop of Hereford, an old
good man, that they say made an excellent sermon.
He was by birth a Catholique, and a great gallant,
having L1500 per annum, patrimony, and is a Knight
Barronet; was turned from his persuasion by the late
Archbishop Laud. He and the Bishop of Exeter,
Dr. Ward, are the two Bishops that the King do say
he cannot have bad sermons from. Here I met with
Sir H. Cholmly, who tells me, that undoubtedly my
Lord Bellasses do go no more to Tangier, and that he
do believe he do stand in a likely way to go Governor;
though he says, and showed me, a young silly Lord,
one Lord Allington, who hath offered a great sum of
money to go, and will put hard for it, he having a
fine lady, and a great man would be glad to have him
out of the way. After Chapel I down and took
out my wife from the pew, where she was talking with
a lady whom I knew not till I was gone. It was
Mrs. Ashfield of Brampton, who had with much civility
been, it seems, at our house to see her. I am
sorry I did not show her any more respect. With
my wife to Sir G. Carteret’s, where we dined
and mightily made of, and most extraordinary people
they are to continue friendship with for goodness,
virtue, and nobleness and interest. After dinner
he and I alone awhile and did joy ourselves in my
Lord Sandwich’s being out of the way all this
time. He concurs that we are in a way of ruin
by thus being forced to keep only small squadrons
out, but do tell me that it was not choice, but only
force, that we could not keep out the whole fleete.
He tells me that the King is very kind to my Lord
Sandwich, and did himself observe to him (Sir G. Carteret),
how those very people, meaning the Prince and Duke
of Albemarle, are punished in the same kind as they
did seek to abuse my Lord Sandwich. Thence away,
and got a hackney coach and carried my wife home,
and there only drank, and myself back again to my Lord
Treasurer’s, where the King, Duke of York, and
Sir G. Carteret and Lord Arlington were and none else,
so I staid not, but to White Hall, and there meeting
nobody I would speak with, walked into the Park and
took two or three turns all alone, and then took coach
and home, where I find Mercer, who I was glad to see,
but durst [not] shew so, my wife being displeased
with her, and indeed I fear she is grown a very gossip.
I to my chamber, and there fitted my arguments which
I had promised Mr. Gawden in his behalf in some pretences
to allowance of the King, and then to supper, and
so to my chamber a little again, and then to bed.
Duke of Buckingham not heard of yet.
18th. Up betimes, and to the
office to write fair my paper for D. Gawden against
anon, and then to other business, where all the morning.
D. Gawden by and by comes, and I did read over and
give him the paper, which I think I have much obliged
him in. A little before noon comes my old good
friend, Mr. Richard Cumberland, [Richard
Cumberland, afterwards Bishop of Peterborough] to
see me, being newly come to town, whom I have not
seen almost, if not quite, these seven years.
In his plain country-parson’s dress. I
could not spend much time with him, but prayed him
come with his brother, who was with him, to dine with
me to-day; which he did do and I had a great deal
of his good company; and a most excellent person he
is as any I know, and one that I am sorry should be
lost and buried in a little country town, and would
be glad to remove him thence; and the truth is, if
he would accept of my sister’s fortune, I should
give L100 more with him than to a man able to settle
her four times as much as, I fear, he is able to do;
and I will think of it, and a way how to move it,
he having in discourse said he was not against marrying,
nor yet engaged. I shewed him my closet, and did
give him some very good musique, Mr. Cæsar being
here upon his lute. They gone I to the office,
where all the afternoon very busy, and among other
things comes Captain Jenifer to me, a great servant
of my Lord Sandwich’s, who tells me that he
do hear for certain, though I do not yet believe it,
that Sir W. Coventry is to be Secretary of State, and
my Lord Arlington Lord Treasurer. I only wish
that the latter were as fit for the latter office
as the former is for the former, and more fit than
my Lord Arlington. Anon Sir W. Pen come and talked
with me in the garden, and tells me that for certain
the Duke of Richmond is to marry Mrs. Stewart, he
having this day brought in an account of his estate
and debts to the King on that account. At night
home to supper and so to bed. My father’s
letter this day do tell me of his own continued illness,
and that my mother grows so much worse, that he fears
she cannot long continue, which troubles me very much.
This day, Mr. Cæsar told me a pretty experiment of
his, of angling with a minikin, a gut-string varnished
over, which keeps it from swelling, and is beyond
any hair for strength and smallness. The secret
I like mightily.
19th. Up, and to the office,
where we sat all the morning. At noon dined at
home very pleasantly with my wife, and after dinner
with a great deal of pleasure had her sing, which
she begins to do with some pleasure to me, more than
I expected. Then to the office again, where all
the afternoon close, and at night home to supper and
to bed. It comes in my mind this night to set
down how a house was the other day in Bishopsgate
Street blowed up with powder; a house that was untenanted,
and between a flax shop and a-----------, both bad
for fire; but, thanks be to God, it did no more hurt;
and all do conclude it a plot. I would also remember
to my shame how I was pleased yesterday, to find the
righteous maid of Magister Griffin sweeping of
‘nostra’ office, ’elle con the
Roman nariz and bonne’ body which I did
heretofore like, and do still refresh me to think
‘que elle’ is come to us, that
I may ‘voir her aliquando’. This
afternoon I am told again that the town do talk of
my Lord Arlington’s being to be Lord Treasurer,
and Sir W. Coventry to be Secretary of State; and
that for certain the match is concluded between the
Duke of Richmond and Mrs. Stewart, which I am well
enough pleased with; and it is pretty to consider
how his quality will allay people’s talk; whereas,
had a meaner person married her, he would for certain
have been reckoned a cuckold at first-dash.
20th. Up pretty betimes, and
to the Old Swan, and there drank at Michell’s,
but his wife is not there, but gone to her mother’s,
who is ill, and so hath staid there since Sunday.
Thence to Westminster Hall and drank at the Swan,
and ‘baiserais the petite misse’; and so
to Mrs. Martin’s.... I sent for some burnt
wine, and drank and then away, not pleased with my
folly, and so to the Hall again, and there staid a
little, and so home by water again, where, after speaking
with my wife, I with Sir W. Batten and [Sir] J. Minnes
to our church to the vestry, to be assessed by the
late Poll Bill, where I am rated as an Esquire, and
for my office, all will come to about L50. But
not more than I expected, nor so much by a great deal
as I ought to be, for all my offices. So shall
be glad to escape so. Thence by water again to
White Hall, and there up into the house, and do hear
that newes is come now that the enemy do incline again
to a peace, but could hear no particulars, so do not
believe it. I had a great mind to have spoke with
the King, about a business proper enough for me, about
the French prize man-of-war, how he would have her
altered, only out of a desire to show myself mindful
of business, but my linen was so dirty and my clothes
mean, that I neither thought it fit to do that, nor
go to other persons at the Court, with whom I had
business, which did vex me, and I must remedy [it].
Here I hear that the Duke of Richmond and Mrs. Stewart
were betrothed last night. Thence to Westminster
Hall again, and there saw Betty Michell, and bought
a pair of gloves of her, she being fain to keep shop
there, her mother being sick, and her father gathering
of the tax. I ’aimais her de
toute my corazón’. Thence, my
mind wandering all this day upon ‘mauvaises
amours’ which I be merry for. So home by
water again, where I find my wife gone abroad, so
I to Sir W. Batten to dinner, and had a good dinner
of ling and herring pie, very good meat, best of the
kind that ever I had. Having dined, I by coach
to the Temple, and there did buy a little book or
two, and it is strange how “Rycaut’s Discourse
of Turky,” which before the fire I was asked
but 8s. for, there being all but twenty-two or thereabouts
burned, I did now offer 20s., and he demands 50s.,
and I think I shall give it him, though it be only
as a monument of the fire. So to the New Exchange,
where I find my wife, and so took her to Unthanke’s,
and left her there, and I to White Hall, and thence
to Westminster, only out of idleness, and to get some
little pleasure to my ‘mauvais flammes’,
but sped not, so back and took up my wife; and to
Polichinelli at Charing Crosse, which is prettier
and prettier, and so full of variety that it is extraordinary
good entertainment. Thence by coach home, that
is, my wife home, and I to the Exchange, and there
met with Fenn, who tells me they have yet no orders
out of the Exchequer for money upon the Acts, which
is a thing not to be borne by any Prince of understanding
or care, for no money can be got advanced upon the
Acts only from the weight of orders in form out of
the Exchequer so long time after the passing of the
Acts. So home to the office a little, where I
met with a sad letter from my brother, who tells me
my mother is declared by the doctors to be past recovery,
and that my father is also very ill every hour:
so that I fear we shall see a sudden change there.
God fit them and us for it! So to Sir W. Pen’s,
where my wife was, and supped with a little, but yet
little mirth, and a bad, nasty supper, which makes
me not love the family, they do all things so meanly,
to make a little bad show upon their backs. Thence
home and to bed, very much troubled about my father’s
and my mother’s illness.
21st. Up, and to the office,
where sat all the morning. At noon home to dinner,
and had some melancholy discourse with my wife about
my mother’s being so ill and my father, and
after dinner to cheer myself, I having the opportunity
of Sir W. Coventry and the Duke of York’s being
out of town, I alone out and to the Duke of York’s
play-house, where unexpectedly I come to see only
the young men and women of the house act; they having
liberty to act for their own profit on Wednesdays and
Fridays this Lent: and the play they did yesterday,
being Wednesday, was so well-taken, that they thought
fit to venture it publickly to-day; a play of my Lord
Falkland’s’ called “The Wedding Night,”
a kind of a tragedy, and some things very good in
it, but the whole together, I thought, not so.
I confess I was well enough pleased with my seeing
it: and the people did do better, without the
great actors, than I did expect, but yet far short
of what they do when they are there, which I was glad
to find the difference of. Thence to rights home,
and there to the office to my business hard, being
sorry to have made this scape without my wife, but
I have a good salvo to my oath in doing it. By
and by, in the evening, comes Sir W. Batten’s
Mingo to me to pray me to come to his master and Sir
Richard Ford, who have very ill news to tell me.
I knew what it was, it was about our trial for a good
prize to-day, “The Phoenix,”
[There are references to the “Phoenix,”
a Dutch ship taken as a prize, among the State
Papers (see “Calendar,” 1666-67, .
Pepys appears to have got into trouble at a later
date in respect to this same ship, for among
the Rawlinson mss. (A. 170) are “Papers
relating to the charge brought against him in
the House of Commons in 1689 with reference to
the ship Phoenix and the East India Company in
1681-86.”]
a worth two or L3000. I went
to them, where they told me with much trouble how
they had sped, being cast and sentenced to make great
reparation for what we had embezzled, and they did
it so well that I was much troubled at it, when by
and by Sir W. Batten asked me whether I was mortified
enough, and told me we had got the day, which was mighty
welcome news to me and us all. But it is pretty
to see what money will do. Yesterday, Walker
was mighty cold on our behalf, till Sir W. Batten
promised him, if we sped in this business of the goods,
a coach; and if at the next trial we sped for the
ship, we would give him a pair of horses. And
he hath strove for us today like a prince, though the
Swedes’ Agent was there with all the vehemence
he could to save the goods, but yet we carried it
against him. This put me in mighty good heart,
and then we go to Sir W. Pen, who is come back to-night
from Chatham, and did put him into the same condition,
and then comforted him. So back to my office,
and wrote an affectionate and sad letter to my father
about his and my mother’s illness, and so home
to supper and to bed late.
22nd. Up and by coach to Sir
Ph. Warwicke about business for Tangier about
money, and then to Sir Stephen Fox to give him account
of a little service I have done him about money coming
to him from our office, and then to Lovett’s
and saw a few baubling things of their doing which
are very pretty, but the quality of the people, living
only by shifts, do not please me, that it makes me
I do no more care for them, nor shall have more acquaintance
with them after I have got my Lady Castlemayne’s
picture home. So to White Hall, where the King
at Chapel, and I would not stay, but to Westminster
to Howlett’s, and there, he being not well,
I sent for a quart of claret and burnt it and drank,
and had a ‘basado’ or three or four of
Sarah, whom ‘je trouve ici’,
and so by coach to Sir Robt. Viner’s about
my accounts with him, and so to the ’Change,
where I hear for certain that we are going on with
our treaty of peace, and that we are to treat at Bredah.
But this our condescension people do think will undo
us, and I do much fear it. So home to dinner,
where my wife having dressed herself in a silly dress
of a blue petticoat uppermost, and a white satin waistcoat
and whitehood, though I think she did it because her
gown is gone to the tailor’s, did, together with
my being hungry, which always makes me peevish, make
me angry, but when my belly was full were friends
again, and dined and then by water down to Greenwich
and thence walked to Woolwich, all the way reading
Playford’s “Introduction to Musique,”
wherein are some things very pretty. At Woolwich
I did much business, taking an account of the state
of the ships there under hand, thence to Blackwall,
and did the like for two ships we have repairing there,
and then to Deptford and did the like there, and so
home. Captain Perriman with me from Deptford,
telling me many particulars how the King’s business
is ill ordered, and indeed so they are, God knows!
So home and to the office, where did business, and
so home to my chamber, and then to supper and to bed.
Landing at the Tower to-night I met on Tower Hill
with Captain Cocke and spent half an hour walking
in the dusk of the evening with him, talking of the
sorrowful condition we are in, that we must be ruined
if the Parliament do not come and chastize us, that
we are resolved to make a peace whatever it cost,
that the King is disobliging the Parliament in this
interval all that may be, yet his money is gone and
he must have more, and they likely not to give it,
without a great deal of do. God knows what the
issue of it will be. But the considering that
the Duke of York, instead of being at sea as Admirall,
is now going from port to port, as he is at this day
at Harwich, and was the other day with the King at
Sheernesse, and hath ordered at Portsmouth how fortifications
shall be made to oppose the enemy, in case of invasion,
[which] is to us a sad consideration, and as shameful
to the nation, especially after so many proud vaunts
as we have made against the Dutch, and all from the
folly of the Duke of Albemarle, who made nothing of
beating them, and Sir John Lawson he always declared
that we never did fail to beat them with lesser numbers
than theirs, which did so prevail with the King as
to throw us into this war.
23rd. At the office all the morning,
where Sir W. Pen come, being returned from Chatham,
from considering the means of fortifying the river
Medway, by a chain at the stakes, and ships laid there
with guns to keep the enemy from coming up to burn
our ships; all our care now being to fortify ourselves
against their invading us. At noon home to dinner,
and then to the office all the afternoon again, where
Mr. Moore come, who tells me that there is now no
doubt made of a peace being agreed on, the King having
declared this week in Council that they would treat
at Bredagh. He gone I to my office, where busy
late, and so to supper and to bed. Vexed with
our mayde Luce, our cook-mayde, who is a good drudging
servant in everything else, and pleases us, but that
she will be drunk, and hath been so last night and
all this day, that she could not make clean the house.
My fear is only fire.
24th (Lord’s day). With
Sir W. Batten to White Hall, and there I to Sir G.
Carteret, who is mighty cheerful, which makes me think
and by some discourse that there is expectation of
a peace, but I did not ask [him]. Here was Sir
J. Minnes also: and they did talk of my Lord Bruncker,
whose father, it seems, did give Mr. Ashburnham and
the present Lord Digby L1200 to be made an Irish lord,
and swore the same day that he had not 12d. left to
pay for his dinner: they make great mirth at this,
my Lord Bruncker having lately given great matter
of offence both to them and us all, that we are at
present mightily displeased with him. By and
by to the Duke of York, where we all met, and there
was the King also; and all our discourse was about
fortifying of the Medway and Harwich, which is to
be entrenched quite round, and Portsmouth: and
here they advised with Sir Godfry Lloyd and Sir Bernard
de Gum, the two great engineers, and had the plates
drawn before them; and indeed all their care they
now take is to fortify themselves, and are not ashamed
of it: for when by and by my Lord Arlington come
in with letters, and seeing the King and Duke of York
give us and the officers of the Ordnance directions
in this matter, he did move that we might do it as
privately as we could, that it might not come into
the Dutch Gazette presently, as the King’s and
Duke of York’s going down the other day to Sheerenesse
was, the week after, in the Harlem Gazette. The
King and Duke of York both laughed at it, and made
no matter, but said, “Let us be safe, and let
them talk, for there is nothing will trouble them more,
nor will prevent their coming more, than to hear that
we are fortifying ourselves.” And the Duke
of York said further, “What said Marshal Turenne,
when some in vanity said that the enemies were afraid,
for they entrenched themselves? ‘Well,’
says he, ’I would they were not afraid, for
then they would not entrench themselves, and so we
could deal with them the better.’” Away
thence, and met with Sir H. Cholmly, who tells me
that he do believe the government of Tangier is bought
by my Lord Allington for a sum of money to my Lord
Arlington, and something to Lord Bellasses, who (he
did tell me particularly how) is as very a false villain
as ever was born, having received money of him here
upon promise and confidence of his return, forcing
him to pay it by advance here, and promising to ask
no more there, when at the same time he was treating
with my Lord Allington to sell his command to him,
and yet told Sir H. Cholmly nothing of it, but when
Sir H. Cholmly told him what he had heard, he confessed
that my Lord Allington had spoken to him of it, but
that he was a vain man to look after it, for he was
nothing fit for it, and then goes presently to my
Lord Allington and drives on the bargain, yet tells
Lord Allington what he himself had said of him, as
[though] Sir H. Cholmly had said them. I am glad
I am informed hereof, and shall know him for a Lord,
&c. Sir H. Cholmly tells me further that he is
confident there will be a peace, and that a great man
did tell him that my Lord Albemarle did tell him the
other day at White Hall as a secret that we should
have a peace if any thing the King of France can ask
and our King can give will gain it, which he is it
seems mad at. Thence back with Sir W. Batten
and [Sir] W. Pen home, and heard a piece of sermon,
and so home to dinner, where Balty come, very fine,
and dined with us, and after dinner with me by water
to White Hall, and there he and I did walk round the
Park, I giving him my thoughts about the difficulty
of getting employment for him this year, but advised
him how to employ himself, and I would do what I could.
So he and I parted, and I to Martin’s, where
I find her within, and ‘su hermano’
and ‘la veuve’ Burroughs.
Here I did ‘demeurer toda’ the afternoon....
By and by come up the mistress of the house, Crags,
a pleasant jolly woman. I staid all but a little,
and away home by water through bridge, a brave evening,
and so home to read, and anon to supper, W. Hewer with
us, and then to read myself to sleep again, and then
to bed, and mightily troubled the most of the night
with fears of fire, which I cannot get out of my head
to this day since the last great fire. I did this
night give the waterman who uses to carry me 10s.
at his request, for the painting of his new boat,
on which shall be my arms.
25th. (Ladyday.) Up, and with Sir
W. Batten and [Sir] W. Pen by coach to Exeter House
to our lawyers to have consulted about our trial to-morrow,
but missed them, so parted, and [Sir] W. Pen and I
to Mr. Povy’s about a little business of [Sir]
W. Pen’s, where we went over Mr. Povy’s
house, which lies in the same good condition as ever,
which is most extraordinary fine, and he was now at
work with a cabinet-maker, making of a new inlaid
table. Having seen his house, we away, having
in our way thither called at Mr. Lilly’s, who
was working; and indeed his pictures are without doubt
much beyond Mr. Hales’s, I think I may say I
am convinced: but a mighty proud man he is, and
full of state. So home, and to the office, and
by and by to dinner, a poor dinner, my wife and I,
at Sir W. Pen’s, and then he and I before to
Exeter House, where I do not stay, but to the King’s
playhouse; and by and by comes Mr. Lowther and his
wife and mine, and into a box, forsooth, neither of
them being dressed, which I was almost ashamed of.
Sir W. Pen and I in the pit, and here saw “The
Mayden Queene” again; which indeed the more I
see the more I like, and is an excellent play, and
so done by Nell, her merry part, as cannot be better
done in nature, I think. Thence home, and there
I find letters from my brother, which tell me that
yesterday when he wrote my mother did rattle in the
throat so as they did expect every moment her death,
which though I have a good while expected did much
surprise me, yet was obliged to sup at Sir W. Pen’s
and my wife, and there counterfeited some little mirth,
but my heart was sad, and so home after supper and
to bed, and much troubled in my sleep of my being crying
by my mother’s bedside, laying my head over
hers and crying, she almost dead and dying, and so
waked, but what is strange, methought she had hair
over her face, and not the same kind of face as my
mother really hath, but yet did not consider that,
but did weep over her as my mother, whose soul God
have mercy of.
26th. Up with a sad heart in
reference to my mother, of whose death I undoubtedly
expect to hear the next post, if not of my father’s
also, who by his pain as well as his grief for her
is very ill, but on my own behalf I have cause to
be joyful this day, it being my usual feast day, for
my being cut of the stone this day nine years, and
through God’s blessing am at this day and have
long been in as good condition of health as ever I
was in my life or any man in England is, God make me
thankful for it! But the condition I am in, in
reference to my mother, makes it unfit for me to keep
my usual feast. Unless it shall please God to
send her well (which I despair wholly of), and then
I will make amends for it by observing another day
in its room. So to the office, and at the office
all the morning, where I had an opportunity to speak
to Sir John Harman about my desire to have my brother
Balty go again with him to sea as he did the last
year, which he do seem not only contented but pleased
with, which I was glad of. So at noon home to
dinner, where I find Creed, who dined with us, but
I had not any time to talk with him, my head being
busy, and before I had dined was called away by Sir
W. Batten, and both of us in his coach (which I observe
his coachman do always go now from hence towards White
Hall through Tower Street, and it is the best way)
to Exeter House, where the judge was sitting, and
after several little causes comes on ours, and while
the several depositions and papers were at large reading
(which they call the preparatory), and being cold
by being forced to sit with my hat off close to a
window in the Hall, Sir W. Pen and I to the Castle
Tavern hard by and got a lobster, and he and I staid
and eat it, and drank good wine; I only burnt wine,
as my whole custom of late hath been, as an evasion,
God knows, for my drinking of wine (but it is an evasion
which will not serve me now hot weather is coming,
that I cannot pretend, as indeed I really have done,
that I drank it for cold), but I will leave it off,
and it is but seldom, as when I am in women’s
company, that I must call for wine, for I must be
forced to drink to them. Having done here then
we back again to the Court, and there heard our cause
pleaded; Sir [Edward] Turner, Sir W. Walker, and Sir
Ellis Layton being our counsel against only Sir Robert
Wiseman on the other. The second of our three
counsel was the best, and indeed did speak admirably,
and is a very shrewd man. Nevertheless, as good
as he did make our case, and the rest, yet when Wiseman
come to argue (nay, and though he did begin so sillily
that we laughed in scorn in our sleeves at him), yet
he did so state the case, that the judge did not think
fit to decide the cause to-night, but took to to-morrow,
and did stagger us in our hopes, so as to make us
despair of the success. I am mightily pleased
with the judge, who seems a very rational, learned,
and uncorrupt man, and much good reading and reason
there is heard in hearing of this law argued, so that
the thing pleased me, though our success doth shake
me. Thence Sir W. Pen and I home and to write
letters, among others a sad one to my father upon
fear of my mother’s death, and so home to supper
and to bed.
27th. [Sir] W. Pen and I to White
Hall, and in the coach did begin our discourse again
about Balty, and he promises me to move it this very
day. He and I met my Lord Bruncker at Sir G. Carteret’s
by appointment, there to discourse a little business,
all being likely to go to rack for lack of money still.
Thence to the Duke of York’s lodgings, and did
our usual business, and Sir W. Pen telling me that
he had this morning spoke of Balty to Sir W. Coventry,
and that the thing was done, I did take notice of
it also to [Sir] W. Coventry, who told me that he had
both the thing and the person in his head before to
have done it, which is a double pleasure to me.
Our business with the Duke being done, [Sir] W. Pen
and I towards the Exchequer, and in our way met Sir
G. Downing going to chapel, but we stopped, and he
would go with us back to the Exchequer and showed
us in his office his chests full and ground and shelves
full of money, and says that there is L50,000 at this
day in his office of people’s money, who may
demand it this day, and might have had it away several
weeks ago upon the late Act, but do rather choose to
have it continue there than to put it into the Banker’s
hands, and I must confess it is more than I should
have believed had I not seen it, and more than ever
I could have expected would have arisen for this new
Act in so short a time, and if it do so now already
what would it do if the money was collected upon the
Act and returned into the Exchequer so timely as it
ought to be. But it comes into my mind here to
observe what I have heard from Sir John Bankes, though
I cannot fully conceive the reason of it, that it
will be impossible to make the Exchequer ever a true
bank to all intents, unless the Exchequer stood nearer
the Exchange, where merchants might with ease, while
they are going about their business, at all hours,
and without trouble or loss of time, have their satisfaction,
which they cannot have now without much trouble, and
loss of half a day, and no certainty of having the
offices open. By this he means a bank for common
practise and use of merchants, and therein I do agree
with him. Being parted from Sir W. Pen and [Sir]
G. Downing, I to Westminster Hall and there met Balty,
whom I had sent for, and there did break the business
of my getting him the place of going again as Muster-Master
with Harman this voyage to the West Indys, which indeed
I do owe to Sir W. Pen. He is mighty glad of it,
and earnest to fit himself for it, but I do find,
poor man, that he is troubled how to dispose of his
wife, and apparently it is out of fear of her, and
his honour, and I believe he hath received some cause
of this his jealousy and care, and I do pity him in
it, and will endeavour to find out some way to do,
it for him. Having put him in a way of preparing
himself for the voyage, I did go to the Swan, and
there sent for Jervas, my old periwig maker, and he
did bring me a periwig, but it was full of nits, so
as I was troubled to see it (it being his old fault),
and did send him to make it clean, and in the mean
time, having staid for him a good while, did go away
by water to the Castle Taverne, by Exeter House,
and there met Sir W. Batten, [Sir] W. Pen, and several
others, among the rest Sir Ellis Layton, who do apply
himself to discourse with me, and I think by his discourse,
out of his opinion of my interest in Sir W. Coventry,
the man I find a wonderful witty, ready man for sudden
answers and little tales, and sayings very extraordinary
witty, but in the bottom I doubt he is not so.
Yet he pretends to have studied men, and the truth
is in several that I do know he did give me a very
inward account of them. But above all things
he did give me a full account, upon my demand, of
this judge of the Admiralty, Judge Jenkins; who, he
says, is a man never practised in this Court, but taken
merely for his merit and ability’s sake from
Trinity Hall, where he had always lived; only by accident
the business of the want of a Judge being proposed
to the present Archbishop of Canterbury that now is,
he did think of this man and sent for him up:
and here he is, against the ‘gré’
and content of the old Doctors, made judge, but is
a very excellent man both for judgment and temper,
yet majesty enough, and by all men’s report,
not to be corrupted. After dinner to the Court,
where Sir Ellis Layton did make a very silly motion
in our behalf, but did neither hurt nor good.
After him Walker and Wiseman; and then the judge did
pronounce his sentence; for some part of the goods
and ship, and the freight of the whole, to be free,
and returned and paid by us; and the remaining, which
was the greater part, to be ours. The loss of
so much troubles us, but we have got a pretty good
part, thanks be to God! So we are not displeased
nor yet have cause to triumph, as we did once expect.
Having seen the end of this, I being desirous to be
at home to see the issue of any country letters about
my mother, which I expect shall give me tidings of
her death, I directly home and there to the office,
where I find no letter from my father or brother,
but by and by the boy tells me that his mistress sends
me word that she hath opened my letter, and that she
is loth to send me any more news. So I home,
and there up to my wife in our chamber, and there
received from my brother the newes of my mother’s
dying on Monday, about five or six o’clock in
the afternoon, and that the last time she spoke of
her children was on Friday last, and her last words
were, “God bless my poor Sam!” The reading
hereof did set me a-weeping heartily, and so weeping
to myself awhile, and my wife also to herself, I then
spoke to my wife respecting myself, and indeed, having
some thoughts how much better both for her and us it
is than it might have been had she outlived my father
and me or my happy present condition in the world,
she being helpless, I was the sooner at ease in my
mind, and then found it necessary to go abroad with
my wife to look after the providing mourning to send
into the country, some to-morrow, and more against
Sunday, for my family, being resolved to put myself
and wife, and Barker and Jane, W. Hewer and Tom, in
mourning, and my two under-mayds, to give them hoods
and scarfs and gloves. So to my tailor’s,
and up and down, and then home and to my office a little,
and then to supper and to bed, my heart sad and afflicted,
though my judgment at ease.
28th. My tailor come to me betimes
this morning, and having given him directions, I to
the office and there all the morning. At noon
dined well. Balty, who is mighty thoughtful how
to dispose of his wife, and would fain have me provide
a place for her, which the thoughts of what I should
do with her if he should miscarry at sea makes me avoid
the offering him that she should be at my house.
I find he is plainly jealous of her being in any place
where she may have ill company, and I do pity him
for it, and would be glad to help him, and will if
I can. Having dined, I down by water with Sir
W. Batten, [Sir] W. Pen, and [Sir] R. Ford to our
prize, part of whose goods were condemned yesterday “The
Lindeboome” and there we did drink
some of her wine, very good. But it did grate
my heart to see the poor master come on board, and
look about into every corner, and find fault that she
was not so clean as she used to be, though methought
she was very clean; and to see his new masters come
in, that had nothing to do with her, did trouble me
to see him. Thence to Blackwall and there to Mr.
Johnson’s, to see how some works upon some of
our repaired ships go on, and at his house eat and
drank and mighty extraordinary merry (too merry for
me whose mother died so lately, but they know it not,
so cannot reproach me therein, though I reproach myself),
and in going home had many good stories of Sir W.
Batten and one of Sir W. Pen, the most tedious and
silly and troublesome (he forcing us to hear him) that
ever I heard in my life. So to the office awhile,
troubled with Sir W. Pen’s impertinences, he
being half foxed at Johnson’s, and so to bed.
29th. Lay long talking with my
wife about Balty, whom I do wish very well to, and
would be glad to advise him, for he is very sober and
willing to take all pains. Up and to Sir W. Batten,
who I find has had some words with Sir W. Pen about
the employing of a cooper about our prize wines, [Sir]
W. Batten standing and indeed imposing upon us Mr.
Morrice, which I like not, nor do [Sir] W. Pen, and
I confess the very thoughts of what our goods will
come to when we have them do discourage me in going
any further in the adventure. Then to the office
till noon, doing business, and then to the Exchange,
and thence to the Sun Taverne and dined with
[Sir] W. Batten, [Sir] R. Ford, and the Swede’s
Agent to discourse of a composition about our prizes
that are condemned, but did do little, he standing
upon high terms and we doing the like. I home,
and there find Balty and his wife got thither both
by my wife for me to give them good advice, for her
to be with his father and mother all this time of
absence, for saving of money, and did plainly and like
a friend tell them my mind of the necessity of saving
money, and that if I did not find they did endeavour
it, I should not think fit to trouble myself for them,
but I see she is utterly against being with his father
and mother, and he is fond of her, and I perceive
the differences between the old people and them are
too great to be presently forgot, and so he do propose
that it will be cheaper for him to put her to board
at a place he is offered at Lee, and I, seeing that
I am not like to be troubled with the finding a place,
and having given him so much good advice, do leave
them to stand and fall as they please, having discharged
myself as a friend, and not likely to be accountable
for her nor be troubled with her, if he should miscarry
I mean, as to her lodging, and so broke up. Then
he and I to make a visit to [Sir] W. Pen, who hath
thought fit to show kindness to Balty in this business,
indeed though he be a false rogue, but it was he knew
a thing easy to do. Thence together to my shoemaker’s,
cutler’s, tailor’s, and up and down about
my mourning, and in my way do observe the great streets
in the city are marked out with piles drove into the
ground; and if ever it be built in that form with
so fair streets, it will be a noble sight. So
to the Council chamber, but staid not there, but to
a periwigg-maker’s of his acquaintance, and
there bought two periwiggs, mighty fine; indeed, too
fine, I thought, for me; but he persuaded me, and I
did buy them for L4 10s. the two. Then to the
Exchange and bought gloves, and so to the Bull-Head
Taverne, whither he brought my French gun; and
one Truelocke, the famous gunsmith, that is a mighty
ingenious man, and he did take my gun in pieces, and
made me understand the secrets thereof and upon the
whole I do find it a very good piece of work, and truly
wrought; but for certain not a thing to be used much
with safety: and he do find that this very gun
was never yet shot off: I was mighty satisfied
with it and him, and the sight of so much curiosity
of this kind. Here he brought also a haberdasher
at my desire, and I bought a hat of him, and so away
and called away my wife from his house, and so home
and to read, and then to supper and to bed, my head
full in behalf of Balty, who tells me strange stories
of his mother. Among others, how she, in his absence
in Ireland, did pawne all the things that he had got
in his service under Oliver, and run of her own accord,
without her husband’s leave, into Flanders,
and that his purse, and 4s. a week which his father
receives of the French church, is all the subsistence
his father and mother have, and that about L20 a year
maintains them; which, if it please God, I will find
one way or other to provide for them, to remove that
scandal away.
30th. Up, and the French periwigg
maker of whom I bought two yesterday comes with them,
and I am very well pleased with them. So to the
office, where all the morning. At noon home to
dinner, and thence with my wife’s knowledge
and leave did by coach go see the silly play of my
Lady Newcastle’s, called “The Humourous
Lovers;” the most silly thing that ever come
upon a stage. I was sick to see it, but yet would
not but have seen it, that I might the better understand
her. Here I spied Knipp and Betty, of the King’s
house, and sent Knipp oranges, but, having little
money about me, did not offer to carry them abroad,
which otherwise I had, I fear, been tempted to.
So with [Sir] W. Pen home (he being at the play also),
a most summer evening, and to my office, where, among
other things, a most extraordinary letter to the Duke
of York touching the want of money and the sad state
of the King’s service thereby, and so to supper
and to bed.
31st (Lord’s day). Up,
and my tailor’s boy brings my mourning clothes
home, and my wife hers and Barker’s, but they
go not to church this morning. I to church, and
with my mourning, very handsome, and new periwigg,
make a great shew. After church home to dinner,
and there come Betty Michell and her husband.
I do and shall love her, but, poor wretch, she is
now almost ready to lie down. After dinner Balty
(who dined also with us) and I with Sir J. Minnes
in his coach to White Hall, but did nothing, but by
water to Strand Bridge and thence walked to my Lord
Treasurer’s, where the King, Duke of York, and
the Caball, and much company without; and a fine day.
Anon come out from the Caball my Lord Hollis and Mr.
H. Coventry, who, it is conceived, have received their
instructions from the King this day; they being to
begin their journey towards their treaty at Bredagh
speedily, their passes being come. Here I saw
the Lady Northumberland and her daughter-in-law, my
Lord Treasurer’s daughter, my Lady Piercy, a
beautiful lady indeed. So away back by water,
and left Balty at White Hall and I to Mrs. Martin....
and so by coach home, and there to my chamber, and
then to supper and bed, having not had time to make
up my accounts of this month at this very day, but
will in a day or two, and pay my forfeit for not doing
it, though business hath most hindered me. The
month shuts up only with great desires of peace in
all of us, and a belief that we shall have a peace,
in most people, if a peace can be had on any terms,
for there is a necessity of it; for we cannot go on
with the war, and our masters are afraid to come to
depend upon the good will of the Parliament any more,
as I do hear.