April 1st. Up, and with Sir J.
Minnes in his coach, set him down at the Treasurer’s
Office in Broad-streete, and I in his coach to White
Hall, and there had the good fortune to walk with
Sir W. Coventry into the garden, and there read our
melancholy letter to the Duke of York, which he likes.
And so to talk: and he flatly owns that we must
have a peace, for we cannot set out a fleete; and,
to use his own words, he fears that we shall soon
have enough of fighting in this new way, which we have
thought on for this year. He bemoans the want
of money, and discovers himself jealous that Sir G.
Carteret do not look after, or concern himself for
getting, money as he used to do, and did say it is
true if Sir G. Carteret would only do his work, and
my Lord Treasurer would do his own, Sir G. Carteret
hath nothing to do to look after money, but if he
will undertake my Lord Treasurer’s work to raise
money of the Bankers, then people must expect that
he will do it, and did further say, that he [Carteret]
and my Lord Chancellor do at this very day labour
all they can to villify this new way of raising money,
and making it payable, as it now is, into the Exchequer;
and expressly said that in pursuance hereof, my Lord
Chancellor hath prevailed with the King, in the close
of his last speech to the House, to say, that he did
hope to see them come to give money as it used to
be given, without so many provisos, meaning, as Sir
W. Coventry says, this new method of the Act.
While we were talking, there come Sir Thomas Allen
with two ladies; one of which was Mrs. Rebecca Allen,
that I knew heretofore, the clerk of the rope-yard’s
daughter at Chatham, who, poor heart! come to desire
favour for her husband, who is clapt up, being a Lieutenant
[Jowles], for sending a challenge to his Captain,
in the most saucy, base language that could be writ.
I perceive [Sir] W. Coventry is wholly resolved to
bring him to punishment; for, “bear with this,”
says he, “and no discipline shall ever be expected.”
She in this sad condition took no notice of me, nor
I of her. So away we to the Duke of York, and
there in his closett [Sir] W. Coventry and I delivered
the letter, which the Duke of York made not much of,
I thought, as to laying it to heart, as the matter
deserved, but did promise to look after the getting
of money for us, and I believe Sir W. Coventry will
add what force he can to it. I did speak to [Sir]
W. Coventry about Balty’s warrant, which is ready,
and about being Deputy Treasurer, which he very readily
and friendlily agreed to, at which I was glad, and
so away and by coach back to Broad-streete to Sir
G. Carteret’s, and there found my brother passing
his accounts, which I helped till dinner, and dined
there, and many good stories at dinner, among others
about discoveries of murder, and Sir J. Minnes did
tell of the discovery of his own great-grandfather’s
murder, fifteen years after he was murdered.
Thence, after dinner, home and by water to Redriffe,
and walked (fine weather) to Deptford, and there did
business and so back again, walked, and pleased with
a jolly femme that I saw going and coming in the way,
which je could avoir been contented pour
avoir staid with if I could have gained acquaintance
con elle, but at such times as these I am at a great
loss, having not confidence, no alcune ready wit.
So home and to the office, where late, and then home
to supper and bed. This evening Mrs. Turner come
to my office, and did walk an hour with me in the
garden, telling me stories how Sir Edward Spragge
hath lately made love to our neighbour, a widow, Mrs.
Hollworthy, who is a woman of estate, and wit and spirit,
and do contemn him the most, and sent him away with
the greatest scorn in the world; she tells me also
odd stories how the parish talks of Sir W. Pen’s
family, how poorly they clothe their daughter so soon
after marriage, and do say that Mr. Lowther was married
once before, and some such thing there hath been,
whatever the bottom of it is. But to think of
the clatter they make with his coach, and his owne
fine cloathes, and yet how meanly they live within
doors, and nastily, and borrowing everything of neighbours
is a most shitten thing.
2nd. Up, and to the office, where
all the morning sitting, and much troubled, but little
business done for want of money, which makes me mighty
melancholy. At noon home to dinner, and Mr. Deane
with me, who hath promised me a very fine draught
of the Rupert, which he will make purposely for me
with great perfection, which I will make one of the
beautifullest things that ever was seen of the kind
in the world, she being a ship that will deserve it.
Then to the office, where all the afternoon very busy,
and in the evening weary home and there to sing, but
vexed with the unreadiness of the girle’s voice
to learn the latter part of my song, though I confess
it is very hard, half notes. So to supper and
to bed.
3rd. Up, and with Sir W. Batten
to White Hall to Sir W. Coventry’s chamber,
and there did receive the Duke’s order for Balty’s
receiving of the contingent money to be paymaster
of it, and it pleases me the more for that it is but
L1500, which will be but a little sum for to try his
ability and honesty in the disposing of, and so I am
the willinger to trust and pass my word for him therein.
By and by up to the Duke of York, where our usual
business, and among other things I read two most dismal
letters of the straits we are in (from Collonell Middleton
and Commissioner Taylor) that ever were writ in the
world, so as the Duke of York would have them to shew
the King, and to every demand of money, whereof we
proposed many and very pressing ones, Sir G. Carteret
could make no answer but no money, which I confess
made me almost ready to cry for sorrow and vexation,
but that which was the most considerable was when
Sir G. Carteret did say that he had no funds to raise
money on; and being asked by Sir W. Coventry whether
the eleven months’ tax was not a fund, and he
answered, “No, that the bankers would not lend
money upon it.” Then Sir W. Coventry burst
out and said he did supplicate his Royal Highness,
and would do the same to the King, that he would remember
who they were that did persuade the King from parting
with the Chimney-money to the Parliament, and taking
that in lieu which they would certainly have given,
and which would have raised infallibly ready money;
meaning the bankers and the farmers of the Chimney-money,
whereof Sir, G. Carteret, I think, is one; saying
plainly, that whoever did advise the King to that,
did, as much as in them lay, cut the King’s throat,
and did wholly betray him; to which the Duke of York
did assent; and remembered that the King did say again
and again at the time, that he was assured, and did
fully believe, the money would be raised presently
upon a land-tax. This put as all into a stound;
and Sir W. Coventry went on to declare, that he was
glad he was come to have so lately concern in the
Navy as he hath, for he cannot now give any good account
of the Navy business; and that all his work now was
to be able to provide such orders as would justify
his Royal Highness in the business, when it shall
be called to account; and that he do do, not concerning
himself whether they are or can be performed, or no;
and that when it comes to be examined, and falls on
my Lord Treasurer, he cannot help it, whatever the
issue of it shall be. Hereupon Sir W. Batten did
pray him to keep also by him all our letters that
come from the office that may justify us, which he
says he do do, and, God knows, it is an ill sign when
we are once to come to study how to excuse ourselves.
It is a sad consideration, and therewith we broke
up, all in a sad posture, the most that ever I saw
in my life. One thing more Sir W. Coventry did
say to the Duke of York, when I moved again, that
of about L9000 debt to Lanyon, at Plymouth, he might
pay L3700 worth of prize-goods, that he bought lately
at the candle, out of this debt due to him from the
King; and the Duke of York, and Sir G: Carteret,
and Lord Barkeley, saying, all of them, that my Lord
Ashly would not be got to yield to it, who is Treasurer
of the Prizes, Sir W. Coventry did plainly desire that
it might be declared whether the proceeds of the prizes
were to go to the helping on of the war, or no; and,
if it were, how then could this be denied? which put
them all into another stound; and it is true, God
forgive us! Thence to the chappell, and there,
by chance, hear that Dr. Crew is to preach; and so
into the organ-loft, where I met Mr. Carteret, and
my Lady Jemimah, and Sir Thomas Crew’s two daughters,
and Dr. Childe played; and Dr. Crew did make a very
pretty, neat, sober, honest sermon; and delivered
it very readily, decently, and gravely, beyond his
years: so as I was exceedingly taken with it,
and I believe the whole chappell, he being but young;
but his manner of his delivery I do like exceedingly.
His text was, “But seeke ye first the kingdom
of God, and his righteousness, and all these things
shall be added unto you.” Thence with my
Lady to Sir G. Carteret’s lodgings, and so up
into the house, and there do hear that the Dutch letters
are come, and say that the Dutch have ordered a passe
to be sent for our Commissioners, and that it is now
upon the way, coming with a trumpeter blinded, as is
usual. But I perceive every body begins to doubt
the success of the treaty, all their hopes being only
that if it can be had on any terms, the Chancellor
will have it; for he dare not come before a Parliament,
nor a great many more of the courtiers, and the King
himself do declare he do not desire it, nor intend
it but on a strait; which God defend him from!
Here I hear how the King is not so well pleased of
this marriage between the Duke of Richmond and Mrs.
Stewart, as is talked; and that he [the Duke] by a
wile did fetch her to the Beare, at the Bridge-foot,
where a coach was ready, and they are stole away into
Kent, without the King’s leave; and that the
King hath said he will never see her more; but people
do think that it is only a trick. This day I
saw Prince Rupert abroad in the Vane-room, pretty
well as he used to be, and looks as well, only something
appears to be under his periwigg on the crown of his
head. So home by water, and there find my wife
gone abroad to her tailor’s, and I dined alone
with W. Hewer, and then to the office to draw up a
memorial for the Duke of York this afternoon at the
Council about Lanyon’s business. By and
by we met by appointment at the office upon a reference
to Carcasses business to us again from the Duke of
York, but a very confident cunning rogue we have found
him at length. He carried himself very uncivilly
to Sir W. Batten this afternoon, as heretofore, and
his silly Lord [Bruncker] pleaded for him, but all
will not nor shall not do for ought he shall give,
though I love the man as a man of great parts and
ability. Thence to White Hall by water (only asking
Betty Michell by the way how she did), and there come
too late to do any thing at the Council. So by
coach to my periwigg maker’s and tailor’s,
and so home, where I find my wife with her flageolet
master, which I wish she would practise, and so to
the office, and then to Sir W. Batten’s, and
then to Sir W. Pen’s, talking and spending time
in vain a little while, and then home up to my chamber,
and so to supper and to bed, vexed at two or three
things, viz. that my wife’s watch proves
so bad as it do; the ill state of the office; and
Kingdom’s business; at the charge which my mother’s
death for mourning will bring me when all paid.
4th. Up, and going down found
Jervas the barber with a periwigg which I had the
other day cheapened at Westminster, but it being full
of nits, as heretofore his work used to be, I did
now refuse it, having bought elsewhere. So to
the office till noon, busy, and then (which I think
I have not done three times in my life) left the board
upon occasion of a letter of Sir W. Coventry, and
meeting Balty at my house I took him with me by water,
and to the Duke of Albemarle to give him an account
of the business, which was the escaping of some soldiers
for the manning of a few ships now going out with
Harman to the West Indies, which is a sad consideration
that at the very beginning of the year and few ships
abroad we should be in such want of men that they do
hide themselves, and swear they will not go to be
killed and have no pay. I find the Duke of Albemarle
at dinner with sorry company, some of his officers
of the Army; dirty dishes, and a nasty wife at table,
and bad meat, of which I made but an ill dinner.
Pretty to hear how she talked against Captain Du Tell,
the Frenchman, that the Prince and her husband put
out the last year; and how, says she, the Duke of
York hath made him, for his good services, his Cupbearer;
yet he fired more shot into the Prince’s ship,
and others of the King’s ships, than of the enemy.
And the Duke of Albemarle did confirm it, and that
somebody in the fight did cry out that a little Dutchman,
by his ship, did plague him more than any other; upon
which they were going to order him to be sunk, when
they looked and found it was Du Tell, who, as the
Duke of Albemarle says, had killed several men in
several of our ships. He said, but for his interest,
which he knew he had at Court, he had hanged him at
the yard’s-arm, without staying for a Court-martiall.
One Colonel Howard, at the table, magnified the Duke
of Albemarle’s fight in June last, as being a
greater action than ever was done by Cæsar.
The Duke of Albemarle, did say it had been no great
action, had all his number fought, as they should have
done, to have beat the Dutch; but of his 55 ships,
not above 25 fought. He did give an account that
it was a fight he was forced to: the Dutch being
come in his way, and he being ordered to the buoy of
the Nore, he could not pass by them without fighting,
nor avoid them without great disadvantage and dishonour;
and this Sir G. Carteret, I afterwards giving him
an account of what he said, says that it is true, that
he was ordered up to the Nore. But I remember
he said, had all his captains fought, he would no
more have doubted to have beat the Dutch, with all
their number, than to eat the apple that lay on his
trencher. My Lady Duchesse, among other
things, discoursed of the wisdom of dividing the fleete;
which the General said nothing to, though he knows
well that it come from themselves in the fleete, and
was brought up hither by Sir Edward Spragge.
Colonel Howard, asking how the prince did, the Duke
of Albemarle answering, “Pretty well;”
the other replied, “But not so well as to go
to sea again.” “How!”
says the Duchess, “what should he go for, if
he were well, for there are no ships for him to command?
And so you have brought your hogs to a fair market,”
said she. [It was pretty to hear the Duke of Albemarle
himself to wish that they would come on our ground,
meaning the French, for that he would pay them, so
as to make them glad to go back to France again; which
was like a general, but not like an admiral.] One
at the table told an odd passage in this late plague:
that at Petersfield, I think, he said, one side of
the street had every house almost infected through
the town, and the other, not one shut up. Dinner
being done, I brought Balty to the Duke of Albemarle
to kiss his hand and thank him far his kindness the
last year to him, and take leave of him, and then
Balty and I to walk in the Park, and, out of pity
to his father, told him what I had in my thoughts to
do for him about the money that is, to
make him Deputy Treasurer of the fleete, which I have
done by getting Sir G. Carteret’s consent, and
an order from the Duke of York for L1500 to be paid
to him. He promises the whole profit to be paid
to my wife, for to be disposed of as she sees fit,
for her father and mother’s relief. So
mightily pleased with our walk, it being mighty pleasant
weather, I back to Sir G. Carteret’s, and there
he had newly dined, and talked, and find that he do
give every thing over for lost, declaring no money
to be raised, and let Sir W. Coventry name the man
that persuaded the King to take the Land Tax on promise,
of raising present money upon it. He will, he
says, be able to clear himself enough of it.
I made him merry, with telling him how many land-admirals
we are to have this year: Allen at Plymouth, Holmes
at Portsmouth, Spragge for Medway, Teddiman at Dover,
Smith to the Northward, and Harman to the Southward.
He did defend to me Sir W. Coventry as not guilty
of the dividing of the fleete the last year, and blesses
God, as I do, for my Lord Sandwich’s absence,
and tells me how the King did lately observe to him
how they have been particularly punished that were
enemies to my Lord Sandwich. Mightily pleased
I am with his family, and my Lady Carteret was on
the bed to-day, having been let blood, and tells me
of my Lady Jemimah’s being big-bellied.
Thence with him to my Lord Treasurer’s, and
there walked during Council sitting with Sir Stephen
Fox, talking of the sad condition of the King’s
purse, and affairs thereby; and how sad the King’s
life must be, to pass by his officers every hour,
that are four years behind-hand unpaid. My Lord
Barkeley [of Stratton] I met with there, and fell into
talk with him on the same thing, wishing to God that
it might be remedied, to which he answered, with an
oath, that it was as easy to remedy it as anything
in the world; saying, that there is himself and three
more would venture their carcasses upon it to pay
all the King’s debts in three years, had they
the managing his revenue, and putting L300,000 in his
purse, as a stock. But, Lord! what a thing is
this to me, that do know how likely a man my Lord
Barkeley of all the world is, to do such a thing as
this. Here I spoke with Sir W. Coventry, who
tells me plainly that to all future complaints of
lack of money he will answer but with the shrug of
his shoulder; which methought did come to my heart,
to see him to begin to abandon the King’s affairs,
and let them sink or swim, so he do his owne part,
which I confess I believe he do beyond any officer
the King hath, but unless he do endeavour to make
others do theirs, nothing will be done. The consideration
here do make me go away very sad, and so home by coach,
and there took up my wife and Mercer, who had been
to-day at White Hall to the Maundy,
[The practice of giving alms on Maundy
Thursday to poor men and women equal in number
to the years of the sovereign’s age is a curious
survival in an altered form of an old custom.
The original custom was for the king to wash
the feet of twelve poor persons, and to give
them a supper in imitation of Christ’s last supper
and his washing of the Apostles’ feet.
James ii. was the last sovereign to perform
the ceremony in person, but it was performed by deputy
so late as 1731. The Archbishop of York
was the king’s deputy on that occasion.
The institution has passed through the various stages
of feet washing with a supper, the discontinuance
of the feet washing, the substitution of a gift
of provisions for the supper, and finally the
substitution of a gift of money for the provisions.
The ceremony took place at the Chapel Royal,
Whitehall; but it is now held at Westminster
Abbey. Maundy is derived from the Latin word
‘maudatum’, which commences the original
anthem sung during the ceremony, in reference
to Christ’s command]
it being Maundy Thursday; but the
King did not wash the poor people’s feet himself,
but the Bishop of London did it for him, but I did
not see it, and with them took up Mrs. Anne Jones
at her mother’s door, and so to take the ayre
to Hackney, where good neat’s tongue, and things
to eat and drink, and very merry, the weather being
mighty pleasant; and here I was told that at their
church they have a fair pair of organs, which play
while the people sing, which I am mighty glad of, wishing
the like at our church at London, and would give L50
towards it. So very pleasant, and hugging of
Mercer in our going home, we home, and then to the
office to do a little business, and so to supper at
home and to bed.
5th. Up, and troubled with Mr.
Carcasse’s coming to speak with me, which made
me give him occasion to fall into a heat, and he began
to be ill-mannered to me, which made me angry.
He gone, I to Sir W. Pen about the business of Mrs.
Turner’s son to keep his ship in employment,
but so false a fellow as Sir W. Pen is I never did
nor hope shall ever know again. So to the office,
and there did business, till dinnertime, and then
home to dinner, wife and I alone, and then down to
the Old Swan, and drank with Betty and her husband,
but no opportunity para baiser la.
So to White Hall to the Council chamber, where I find
no Council held till after the holidays. So to
Westminster Hall, and there bought a pair of snuffers,
and saw Mrs. Howlett after her sickness come to the
Hall again. So by coach to the New Exchange and
Mercer’s and other places to take up bills for
what I owe them, and to Mrs. Pierce, to invite her
to dinner with us on Monday, but staid not with her.
In the street met with Mr. Sanchy, my old acquaintance
at Cambridge, reckoned a great minister here in the
City; and by Sir Richard Ford particularly, which I
wonder at; for methinks, in his talk, he is but a
mean man. I set him down in Holborne, and I to
the Old Exchange, and there to Sir Robert Viner’s,
and made up my accounts there, to my great content;
but I find they do not keep them so regularly as,
to be able to do it easily, and truly, and readily,
nor would it have been easily stated by any body on
my behalf but myself, several things being to be recalled
to memory, which nobody else could have done, and
therefore it is fully necessary for me to even accounts
with these people as often as I can. So to the
’Change, and there met with Mr. James Houblon,
but no hopes, as he sees, of peace whatever we pretend,
but we shall be abused by the King of France.
Then home to the office, and busy late, and then to
Sir W. Batten’s, where Mr. Young was talking
about the building of the City again; and he told
me that those few churches that are to be new built
are plainly not chosen with regard to the convenience
of the City; they stand a great many in a cluster
about Cornhill; but that all of them are either in
the gift of the Lord Archbishop, or Bishop of London,
or Lord Chancellor, or gift of the City. Thus
all things, even to the building of churches, are
done in this world! And then he says, which I
wonder at, that I should not in all this time see,
that Moorefields have houses two stories high in them,
and paved streets, the City having let leases for seven
years, which he do conclude will be very much to the
hindering the building of the City; but it was considered
that the streets cannot be passable in London till
a whole street be built; and several that had got ground
of the City for charity, to build sheds on, had got
the trick presently to sell that for L60, which did
not cost them L20 to put up; and so the City, being
very poor in stock, thought it as good to do it themselves,
and therefore let leases for seven years of the ground
in Moorefields; and a good deal of this money, thus
advanced, hath been employed for the enabling them
to find some money for Commissioner Taylor, and Sir
W. Batten, towards the charge of “The Loyall
London,” or else, it is feared, it had never
been paid. And Taylor having a bill to pay wherein
Alderman Hooker was concerned it was his invention
to find out this way of raising money, or else this
had not been thought on. So home to supper and
to bed. This morning come to me the Collectors
for my Pollmoney; for which I paid for my title as
Esquire and place of Clerk of Acts, and my head and
wife’s, and servants’ and their wages,
L40 17s; and though this be a great deal, yet it is
a shame I should pay no more; that is, that I should
not be assessed for my pay, as in the Victualling
business and Tangier; and for my money, which, of my
own accord, I had determined to charge myself with
L1000 money, till coming to the Vestry, and seeing
nobody of our ablest merchants, as Sir Andrew Rickard,
to do it, I thought it not decent for me to do it,
nor would it be thought wisdom to do it unnecessarily,
but vain glory.
6th. Up, and betimes in the morning
down to the Tower wharfe, there to attend the shipping
of soldiers, to go down to man some ships going out,
and pretty to see how merrily some, and most go, and
how sad others the leave they take of their
friends, and the terms that some wives, and other
wenches asked to part with them: a pretty mixture.
So to the office, having staid as long as I could,
and there sat all the morning, and then home at noon
to dinner, and then abroad, Balty with me, and to
White Hall, by water, to Sir G. Carteret, about Balty’s
L1500 contingent money for the fleete to the West
Indys, and so away with him to the Exchange, and mercers
and drapers, up and down, to pay all my scores occasioned
by this mourning for my mother; and emptied a L50 bag,
and it was a joy to me to see that I am able to part
with such a sum, without much inconvenience; at least,
without any trouble of mind. So to Captain Cocke’s
to meet Fenn, to talk about this money for Balty, and
there Cocke tells me that he is confident there will
be a peace, whatever terms be asked us, and he confides
that it will take because the French and Dutch will
be jealous one of another which shall give the best
terms, lest the other should make the peace with us
alone, to the ruin of the third, which is our best
defence, this jealousy, for ought I at present see.
So home and there very late, very busy, and then home
to supper and to bed, the people having got their
house very clean against Monday’s dinner.
7th (Easter day). Up, and when
dressed with my wife (in mourning for my mother) to
church both, where Mr. Mills, a lazy sermon. Home
to dinner, wife and I and W. Hewer, and after dinner
I by water to White Hall to Sir G. Carteret’s,
there to talk about Balty’s money, and did present
Balty to him to kiss his hand, and then to walk in
the Parke, and heard the Italian musique at the
Queen’s chapel, whose composition is fine, but
yet the voices of eunuchs I do not like like our women,
nor am more pleased with it at all than with English
voices, but that they do jump most excellently with
themselves and their instrument, which is wonderful
pleasant; but I am convinced more and more, that, as
every nation has a particular accent and tone in discourse,
so as the tone of one not to agree with or please
the other, no more can the fashion of singing to words,
for that the better the words are set, the more they
take in of the ordinary tone of the country whose language
the song speaks, so that a song well composed by an
Englishman must be better to an Englishman than it
can be to a stranger, or than if set by a stranger
in foreign words. Thence back to White Hall, and
there saw the King come out of chapel after prayers
in the afternoon, which he is never at but after having
received the Sacrament: and the Court, I perceive,
is quite out of mourning; and some very fine; among
others, my Lord Gerard, in a very rich vest and coat.
Here I met with my Lord Bellasses: and it is
pretty to see what a formal story he tells me of his
leaving, his place upon the death of my Lord Cleveland,
by which he is become Captain of the Pensioners; and
that the King did leave it to him to keep the other
or take this; whereas, I know the contrary, that they
had a mind to have him away from Tangier. He
tells me he is commanded by the King to go down to
the Northward to satisfy the Deputy Lieutenants of
Yorkshire, who have desired to lay down their commissions
upon pretence of having no profit by their places
but charge, but indeed is upon the Duke of Buckingham’s
being under a cloud (of whom there is yet nothing heard),
so that the King is apprehensive of their discontent,
and sends him to pacify them, and I think he is as
good a dissembler as any man else, and a fine person
he is for person, and proper to lead the Pensioners,
but a man of no honour nor faith I doubt. So
to Sir G. Carteret’s again to talk with him
about Balty’s money, and wrote a letter to Portsmouth
about part of it, and then in his coach, with his little
daughter Porpot (as he used to nickname her), and
saw her at home, and her maid, and another little
gentlewoman, and so I walked into Moore Fields, and,
as is said, did find houses built two stories high,
and like to stand; and it must become a place of great
trade, till the City be built; and the street is already
paved as London streets used to be, which is a strange,
and to mean unpleasing sight. So home and to my
chamber about sending an express to Portsmouth about
Balty’s money, and then comes Mrs. Turner to
enquire after her son’s business, which goes
but bad, which led me to show her how false Sir W.
Pen is to her, whereupon she told me his obligations
to her, and promises to her, and how a while since
he did show himself dissatisfied in her son’s
coming to the table and applying himself to me, which
is a good nut, and a nut I will make use of.
She gone I to other business in my chamber, and then
to supper and to bed. The Swede’s Embassadors
and our Commissioners are making all the haste they
can over to the treaty for peace, and I find at Court,
and particularly Lord Bellasses, says there will be
a peace, and it is worth remembering what Sir W. Coventry
did tell me (as a secret though) that whereas we are
afeard Harman’s fleete to the West Indys will
not be got out before the Dutch come and block us
up, we shall have a happy pretext to get out our ships
under pretence of attending the Embassadors and Commissioners,
which is a very good, but yet a poor shift.
8th. Up, and having dressed myself,
to the office a little, and out, expecting to have
seen the pretty daughter of the Ship taverne at
the hither end of Billiter Lane (whom I never yet
have opportunity to speak to). I in there to
drink my morning draught of half a pint of Rhenish
wine; but a ma doleur elle and their family are going
away thence, and a new man come to the house.
So I away to the Temple, to my new. bookseller’s;
and there I did agree for Rycaut’s late History
of the Turkish Policy, which costs me 55s.; whereas
it was sold plain before the late fire for 8s., and
bound and coloured as this is for 20s.; for I have
bought it finely bound and truly coloured, all the
figures, of which there was but six books done so,
whereof the King and Duke of York, and Duke of Monmouth,
and Lord Arlington, had four. The fifth was sold,
and I have bought the sixth. So to enquire out
Mrs. Knipp’s new lodging, but could not, but
do hear of her at the Playhouse, where she was practising,
and I sent for her out by a porter, and the jade come
to me all undressed, so cannot go home to my house
to dinner, as I had invited her, which I was not much
troubled at, because I think there is a distance between
her and Mrs. Pierce, and so our company would not be
so pleasant. So home, and there find all things
in good readiness for a good dinner, and here unexpectedly
I find little Mis. Tooker, whom my wife loves
not from the report of her being already naught; however,
I do shew her countenance, and by and by come my guests,
Dr. Clerke and his wife, and Mrs. Worshipp, and her
daughter; and then Mr. Pierce and his wife, and boy,
and Betty; and then I sent for Mercer; so that we
had, with my wife and I, twelve at table, and very
good and pleasant company, and a most neat and excellent,
but dear dinner; but, Lord! to see with what envy
they looked upon all my fine plate was pleasant; for
I made the best shew I could, to let them understand
me and my condition, to take down the pride of Mrs.
Clerke, who thinks herself very great. We sat
long, and very merry, and all things agreeable; and,
after dinner, went out by coaches, thinking to have
seen a play, but come too late to both houses, and
then they had thoughts of going abroad somewhere;
but I thought all the charge ought not to be mine,
and therefore I endeavoured to part the company, and
so ordered it to set them all down at Mrs. Pierces;
and there my wife and I and Mercer left them in good
humour, and we three to the King’s house, and
saw the latter end of the “Surprisall,”
a wherein was no great matter, I thought, by what
I saw there. Thence away to Polichinello, and
there had three times more sport than at the play,
and so home, and there the first night we have been
this year in the garden late, we three and our Barker
singing very well, and then home to supper, and so
broke up, and to bed mightily pleased with this day’s
pleasure.
9th. Up. and to the office a
while, none of my fellow officers coming to sit, it
being holiday, and so towards noon I to the Exchange,
and there do hear mighty cries for peace, and that
otherwise we shall be undone; and yet I do suspect
the badness of the peace we shall make. Several
do complain of abundance of land flung up by tenants
out of their hands for want of ability to pay their
rents; and by name, that the Duke of Buckingham hath
L6000 so flung up. And my father writes, that
Jasper Trice, upon this pretence of his tenants’
dealing with him, is broke up housekeeping, and gone
to board with his brother, Naylor, at Offord; which
is very sad. So home to dinner, and after dinner
I took coach and to the King’s house, and by
and by comes after me my wife with W. Hewer and his
mother and Barker, and there we saw “The Tameing
of a Shrew,” which hath some very good pieces
in it, but generally is but a mean play; and the best
part, “Sawny,”
[This play was entitled “Sawney
the Scot, or the Taming of a Shrew,” and
consisted of an alteration of Shakespeare’s play
by John Lacy. Although it had long been
popular it was not printed until 1698. In the
old “Taming of a Shrew” (1594), reprinted
by Thomas Amyot for the Shakespeare Society in
1844, the hero’s servant is named Sander, and
this seems to have given the hint to Lacy, when altering
Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew,”
to foist a ’Scotsman into the action.
Sawney was one of Lacy’s favourite characters,
and occupies a prominent position in Michael
Wright’s picture at Hampton Court. Evelyn,
on October 3rd, 1662, “visited Mr. Wright, a
Scotsman, who had liv’d long at Rome, and
was esteem’d a good painter,” and he singles
out as his best picture, “Lacy, the famous Roscius,
or comedian, whom he has painted in three dresses,
as a gallant, a Presbyterian minister, and a
Scotch Highlander in his plaid.” Langbaine
and Aubrey both make the mistake of ascribing the third
figure to Teague in “The Committee;”
and in spite of Evelyn’s clear statement,
his editor in a note follows them in their blunder.
Planche has reproduced the picture in his
“History of Costume” (Vol. ii., .]
done by Lacy, hath not half its life,
by reason of the words, I suppose, not being understood,
at least by me. After the play was done, as I
come so I went away alone, and had a mind to have
taken out Knipp to have taken the ayre with her, and
to that end sent a porter in to her that she should
take a coach and come to me to the Piatza in Covent
Garden, where I waited for her, but was doubtful I
might have done ill in doing it if we should be visti
ensemble, sed elle was gone out, and so I
was eased of my care, and therefore away to Westminster
to the Swan, and there did baiser la little
missa.... and drank, and then by water to the Old
Swan, and there found Betty Michell sitting at the
door, it being darkish. I staid and talked a
little with her, but no once baiser
la, though she was to my thinking at this time
une de plus pretty mohers that ever I did voir in
my vida, and God forgive me my mind did run sobre
elle all the vespre and night and la day suivante.
So home and to the office a little, and then to Sir
W. Batten’s, where he tells me how he hath found
his lady’s jewels again, which have been so long
lost, and a servant imprisoned and arraigned, and
they were in her closet under a china cup, where he
hath servants will swear they did look in searching
the house; but Mrs. Turner and I, and others, do believe
that they were only disposed of by my Lady, in case
she had died, to some friends of hers, and now laid
there again. So home to supper, and to read the
book I bought yesterday of the Turkish policy, which
is a good book, well writ, and so owned by Dr. Clerke
yesterday to me, commending it mightily to me for
my reading as the only book of the subject that ever
was writ, yet so designedly. So to bed.
10th. Up, and to my office a
little, and then, in the garden, find Sir W. Pen;
and he and I to Sir W. Batten, where he tells us news
of the new disorders of Hogg and his men in taking
out of 30 tons of wine out of a prize of ours, which
makes us mad; and that, added to the unwillingness
of the men to go longer abroad without money, do lead
us to conclude not to keep her abroad any longer,
of which I am very glad, for I do not like our doings
with what we have already got, Sir W. Batten ordering
the disposal of our wines and goods, and he leaves
it to Morrice the cooper, who I take to be a cunning
proud knave, so that I am very desirous to adventure
no further. So away by water from the Old Swan
to White Hall, and there to Sir W. Coventry’s,
with whom I staid a great while longer than I have
done these many months, and had opportunity of talking
with him, and he do declare himself troubled that he
hath any thing left him to do in the Navy, and would
be glad to part with his whole profits and concernments
in it, his pains and care being wholly ineffectual
during this lack of money; the expense growing infinite,
the service not to be done, and discipline and order
not to be kept, only from want of money. I begun
to discourse with him the business of Tangier, which
by the removal of my Lord Bellasses, is now to have
a new Governor; and did move him, that at this season
all the business of reforming the garrison might be
considered, while nobody was to be offended; and I
told him it is plain that we do overspend our revenue:
that the place is of no more profit to the King than
it was the first day, nor in itself of better credit;
no more people of condition willing to live there,
nor any thing like a place likely to turn his Majesty
to account: that it hath been hitherto, and,
for aught I see, likely only to be used as a job to
do a kindness to some Lord, or he that can get to
be Governor. Sir W. Coventry agreed with me, so
as to say, that unless the King hath the wealth of
the Mogul, he would be a beggar to have his businesses
ordered in the manner they now are: that his garrisons
must be made places only of convenience to particular
persons that he hath moved the Duke of York in it;
and that it was resolved to send no Governor thither
till there had been Commissioners sent to put the
garrison in order, so as that he that goes may go with
limitations and rules to follow, and not to do as
he please, as the rest have hitherto done. That
he is not afeard to speak his mind, though to the displeasure
of any man; and that I know well enough; but that,
when it is come, as it is now, that to speak the truth
in behalf of the King plainly do no good, but all
things bore down by other measures than by what is
best for the King, he hath no temptation to be perpetually
fighting of battles, it being more easy to him do
those terms to suffer things to go on without giving
any man offence, than to have the same thing done,
and he contract the displeasure of all the world,
as he must do, that will be for the King. I did
offer him to draw up my thoughts in this matter to
present to the Duke of York, which he approved of,
and I do think to do it. So away, and by coach
going home saw Sir G. Carteret going towards White
Hall. So ’light and by water met him, and
with him to the King’s little chapel; and afterwards
to see the King heal the King’s Evil, wherein
no pleasure, I having seen it before; and then to see
him and the Queene and Duke of York and his wife,
at dinner in the Queene’s lodgings; and so with
Sir G. Carteret to his lodgings to dinner; where very
good company; and after dinner he and I to talk alone
how things are managed, and to what ruin we must come
if we have not a peace. He did tell me one occasion,
how Sir Thomas Allen, which I took for a man of known
courage and service on the King’s side, was tried
for his life in Prince Rupert’s fleete, in the
late times, for cowardice, and condemned to be hanged,
and fled to Jersey; where Sir G. Carteret received
him, not knowing the reason of his coming thither:
and that thereupon Prince Rupert wrote to the Queen-Mother
his dislike of Sir G. Carteret’s receiving a
person that stood condemned; and so Sir G. Carteret
was forced to bid him betake himself to some other
place. This was strange to me. Our Commissioners
are preparing to go to Bredah to the treaty, and do
design to be going the next week. So away by coach
home, where there should have been a meeting about
Carcasse’s business, but only my Lord and I
met, and so broke up, Carcasse having only read
his answer to his charge, which is well writ, but I
think will not prove to his advantage, for I believe
him to be a very rogue. So home, and Balty and
I to look Mr. Fenn at Sir G. Carteret’s office
in Broad Streete, and there missing him and at the
banker’s hard by, we home, and I down by water
to Deptford Dockyard, and there did a little business,
and so home back again all the way reading a little
piece I lately bought, called “The Virtuoso,
or the Stoicke,” proposing many things paradoxical
to our common opinions, wherein in some places he speaks
well, but generally is but a sorry man. So home
and to my chamber to enter my two last days’
journall, and this, and then to supper and to bed.
Blessed be God! I hear that my father is better
and better, and will, I hope, live to enjoy some cheerful
days more; but it is strange what he writes me, that
Mr. Weaver, of Huntingdon, who was a lusty, likely,
and but a youngish man, should be dead.
11th. Up, and to the office,
where we sat all the morning, and (which is now rare,
he having not been with us twice I think these six
months) Sir G. Carteret come to us upon some particular
business of his office, and went away again.
At noon I to the ’Change, and there hear by Mr.
Hublon of the loss of a little East Indiaman, valued
at about L20,000, coming home alone, and safe to within
ten leagues of Scilly, and there snapt by a French
Caper. Our merchants do much pray for peace; and
he tells me that letters are come that the Dutch have
stopped the fitting of their great ships, and the
coming out of a fleete of theirs of 50 sayle, that
was ready to come out; but I doubt the truth of it
yet. Thence to Sir G. Carteret, by his invitation
to his office, where my Lady was, and dined with him,
and very merry and good people they are, when pleased,
as any I know. After dinner I to the office,
where busy till evening, and then with Balty to Sir
G. Carteret’s office, and there with Mr. Fenn
despatched the business of Balty’s L1500 he received
for the contingencies of the fleete, whereof he received
about L253 in pieces of eight at a goldsmith’s
there hard by, which did puzzle me and him to tell;
for I could not tell the difference by sight, only
by bigness, and that is not always discernible, between
a whole and half-piece and quarterpiece. Having
received this money I home with Balty and it, and
then abroad by coach with my wife and set her down
at her father’s, and I to White Hall, thinking
there to have seen the Duchess of Newcastle’s
coming this night to Court, to make a visit to the
Queene, the King having been with her yesterday, to
make her a visit since her coming to town. The
whole story of this lady is a romance, and all she
do is romantick. Her footmen in velvet coats,
and herself in an antique dress, as they say; and
was the other day at her own play, “The Humourous
Lovers;” the most ridiculous thing that ever
was wrote, but yet she and her Lord mightily pleased
with it; and she, at the end, made her respects to
the players from her box, and did give them thanks.
There is as much expectation of her coming to Court,
that so people may come to see her, as if it were
the Queen of Sheba; but I lost my labour, for she
did not come this night. So, meeting Mr. Brisband,
he took me up to my Lady Jemimah’s chamber,
who is let blood to-day, and so there we sat and talked
an hour, I think, very merry and one odd thing or other,
and so away, and I took up my wife at her tailor’s
(whose wife is brought to bed, and my wife must be
godmother), and so with much ado got a coach to carry
us home, it being late, and so to my chamber, having
little left to do at my office, my eyes being a little
sore by reason of my reading a small printed book
the other day after it was dark, and so to supper
and to bed. It comes in my head to set down that
there have been two fires in the City, as I am told
for certain, and it is so, within this week.
12th. Up, and when ready, and
to my office, to do a little business, and, coming
homeward again, saw my door and hatch open, left so
by Luce, our cookmayde, which so vexed me, that I
did give her a kick in our entry, and offered a blow
at her, and was seen doing so by Sir W. Pen’s
footboy, which did vex me to the heart, because I know
he will be telling their family of it; though I did
put on presently a very pleasant face to the boy,
and spoke kindly to him, as one without passion, so
as it may be he might not think I was angry, but yet
I was troubled at it. So away by water to White
Hall, and there did our usual business before the
Duke of York; but it fell out that, discoursing of
matters of money, it rose to a mighty heat, very high
words arising between Sir G. Carteret and [Sir] W.
Coventry, the former in his passion saying that the
other should have helped things if they were so bad;
and the other answered, so he would, and things should
have been better had he been Treasurer of the Navy.
I was mightily troubled at this heat, and it will
breed ill blood, I fear; but things are in that bad
condition that I do daily expect when we shall all
fly in one another’s faces, when we shall be
reduced, every one, to answer for himself. We
broke up; and I soon after to Sir G. Carteret’s
chamber, where I find the poor man telling his lady
privately, and she weeping. I went into them,
and did seem, as indeed I was, troubled for this;
and did give the best advice I could, which, I think,
did please them: and they do apprehend me their
friend, as indeed I am, for I do take the Vice-chamberlain
for a most honest man. He did assure me that
he was not, all expences and things paid, clear in
estate L15,000 better than he was when the King come
in; and that the King and Lord Chancellor did know
that he was worth, with the debt the King owed him,
L50,000, I think, he said, when the King come into
England. I did pacify all I could, and then away
by water home, there to write letters and things for
the dispatch of Balty away this day to sea; and after
dinner he did go, I having given him much good counsell;
and I have great hopes that he will make good use of
it, and be a good man, for I find him willing to take
pains and very sober. He being gone, I close
at my office all the afternoon getting off of hand
my papers, which, by the late holidays and my laziness,
were grown too many upon my hands, to my great trouble,
and therefore at it as late as my eyes would give
me leave, and then by water down to Redriffe, meaning
to meet my wife, who is gone with Mercer, Barker, and
the boy (it being most sweet weather) to walk, and
I did meet with them, and walked back, and then by
the time we got home it was dark, and we staid singing
in the garden till supper was ready, and there with
great pleasure. But I tried my girles Mercer
and Barker singly one after another, a single song,
“At dead low ebb,” etc., and I do
clearly find that as to manner of singing the latter
do much the better, the other thinking herself as
I do myself above taking pains for a manner of singing,
contenting ourselves with the judgment and goodness
of eare. So to supper, and then parted and to
bed.
13th. Up, and to the office,
where we sat all the morning, and strange how the
false fellow Commissioner. Pett was eager to have
had Carcasses business brought on to-day that he might
give my Lord Bruncker (who hates him, I am sure, and
hath spoke as much against him to the King in my hearing
as any man) a cast of his office in pleading for his
man Carcasse, but I did prevent its being
brought on to-day, and so broke up, and I home to
dinner, and after dinner with a little singing with
some pleasure alone with my poor wife, and then to
the office, where sat all the afternoon till late
at night, and then home to supper and to bed, my eyes
troubling me still after candle-light, which troubles
me. Wrote to my father, who, I am glad to hear,
is at some ease again, and I long to have him in town,
that I may see what can be done for him here; for
I would fain do all I can that I may have him live,
and take pleasure in my doing well in the world.
This afternoon come Mrs. Lowther to me to the office,
and there je did toker ses mammailles and
did baiser them and su bocca, which
she took fort willingly....
14th (Lord’s day). Up,
and to read a little in my new History of Turkey,
and so with my wife to church, and then home, where
is little Michell and my pretty Betty and also Mercer,
and very merry. A good dinner of roast beef.
After dinner I away to take water at the Tower, and
thence to Westminster, where Mrs. Martin was not at
home. So to White Hall, and there walked up and
down, and among other things visited Sir G. Carteret,
and much talk with him, who is discontented, as he
hath reason, to see how things are like to come all
to naught, and it is very much that this resolution
of having of country Admirals should not come to his
eares till I told him the other day, so that I doubt
who manages things. From him to Margaret’s
Church, and there spied Martin, and home with her.....
but fell out to see her expensefullness, having bought
Turkey work, chairs, &c. By and by away home,
and there took out my wife, and the two Mercers, and
two of our mayds, Barker and Jane, and over the water
to the Jamaica House, where I never was before, and
there the girls did run for wagers over the bowling-green;
and there, with much pleasure, spent little, and so
home, and they home, and I to read with satisfaction
in my book of Turkey, and so to bed.
15th. Lay long in bed, and by
and by called up by Sir H. Cholmly, who tells me that
my Lord Middleton is for certain chosen Governor of
Tangier; a man of moderate understanding, not covetous,
but a soldier of fortune, and poor. Here comes
Mr. Sanchy with an impertinent business to me of a
ticket, which I put off. But by and by comes Dr.
Childe by appointment, and sat with me all the morning
making me bases and inward parts to several songs
that I desired of him, to my great content. Then
dined, and then abroad by coach, and I set him down
at Hatton Garden, and I to the King’s house
by chance, where a new play: so full as I never
saw it; I forced to stand all the while close to the
very door till I took cold, and many people went away
for want of room. The King, and Queene, and Duke
of York and Duchesse there, and all the Court,
and Sir W. Coventry. The play called “The
Change of Crownes;” a play of Ned Howard’s,
the best that ever I saw at that house, being a great
play and serious; only Lacy did act the country-gentleman
come up to Court, who do abuse the Court with all
the imaginable wit and plainness about selling of
places, and doing every thing for money. The play
took very much. Thence I to my new bookseller’s,
and there bought “Hooker’s Polity,”
the new edition, and “Dugdale’s History
of the Inns of Court,” of which there was but
a few saved out of the fire, and Playford’s new
Catch-book, that hath a great many new fooleries in
it. Then home, a little at the office, and then
to supper and to bed, mightily pleased with the new
play.
16th. Up, and to the office,
where sat all the morning, at noon home to dinner,
and thence in haste to carry my wife to see the new
play I saw yesterday, she not knowing it. But
there, contrary to expectation, find “The Silent
Woman.” However, in; and there Knipp come
into the pit. I took her by me, and here we met
with Mrs. Horsley, the pretty woman an
acquaintance of Mercer’s, whose house is burnt.
Knipp tells me the King was so angry at the liberty
taken by Lacy’s, part to abuse him to his face,
that he commanded they should act no more, till Moone
went and got leave for them to act again, but not
this play. The King mighty angry; and it was
bitter indeed, but very true and witty. I never
was more taken with a play than I am with this “Silent
Woman,” as old as it is, and as often as I have
seen it. There is more wit in it than goes to
ten new plays. Thence with my wife and Knipp
to Mrs. Pierce’s, and saw her closet again,
and liked her picture. Thence took them all to
the Cake-house, in Southampton Market-place, where
Pierce told us the story how, in good earnest, [the
King] is offended with the Duke of Richmond’s
marrying, and Mrs. Stewart’s sending the King
his jewels again. As she tells it, it is the
noblest romance and example of a brave lady that ever
I read in my life. Pretty to hear them talk of
yesterday’s play, and I durst not own to my
wife to have seen it. Thence home and to [Sir]
W. Batten!’s, where we have made a bargain for
the ending of some of the trouble about some of our
prizes for L1400. So home to look on my new books
that I have lately bought, and then to supper and to
bed.
17th. Up, and with the two Sir
Williams by coach to the Duke of York, who is come
to St. James’s, the first time we have attended
him there this year. In our way, in Tower Street,
we saw Desbrough walking on foot: who is now
no more a prisoner, and looks well, and just as he
used to do heretofore. When we come to the Duke
of York’s I was spoke to by Mr. Bruncker on
behalf of Carcasse. Thence by coach to Sir
G. Carteret’s, in London, there to pass some
accounts of his, and at it till dinner, and then to
work again a little, and then go away, and my wife
being sent for by me to the New Exchange I took her
up, and there to the King’s playhouse (at the
door met with W. Joyce in the street, who come to
our coach side, but we in haste took no notice of him,
for which I was sorry afterwards, though I love not
the fellow, yet for his wife’s sake), and saw
a piece of “Rollo,” a play I like not much,
but much good acting in it: the house very empty.
So away home, and I a little to the office, and then
to Sir Robert Viner’s, and so back, and find
my wife gone down by water to take a little ayre, and
I to my chamber and there spent the night in reading
my new book, “Origines Juridiciales,”
which pleases me. So to supper and to bed.
18th. Up, and to read more in
the “Origines,” and then to the office,
where the news is strong that not only the Dutch cannot
set out a fleete this year, but that the French will
not, and that he hath given the answer to the Dutch
Embassador, saying that he is for the King of England’s,
having an honourable peace, which, if true, is the
best news we have had a good while. At the office
all the morning, and there pleased with the little
pretty Deptford woman I have wished for long, and
she hath occasion given her to come again to me.
After office I to the ’Change a little, and
then home and to dinner, and then by coach with my
wife to the Duke of York’s house, and there saw
“The Wits,” a play I formerly loved, and
is now corrected and enlarged: but, though I
like the acting, yet I like not much in the play now.
The Duke of York and [Sir] W. Coventry gone to Portsmouth,
makes me thus to go to plays. So home, and to
the office a little and then home, where I find Goodgroome,
and he and I did sing several things over, and tried
two or three grace parts in Playford’s new book,
my wife pleasing me in singing her part of the things
she knew, which is a comfort to my very heart.
So he being gone we to supper and to bed.
19th. Up, and to the office all
the morning, doing a great deal of business.
At noon to dinner betimes, and then my wife and I by
coach to the Duke’s house, calling at Lovett’s,
where I find my Lady Castlemayne’s picture not
yet done, which has lain so many months there, which
vexes me, but I mean not to trouble them more after
this is done. So to the playhouse, not much company
come, which I impute to the heat of the weather, it
being very hot. Here we saw “Macbeth,”
which, though I have seen it often,
yet is it one of the best plays for a stage, and variety
of dancing and musique, that ever I saw.
So being very much pleased, thence home by coach with
young Goodyer and his own sister, who offered us to
go in their coach. A good-natured youth I believe
he is, but I fear will mind his pleasures too much.
She is pretty, and a modest, brown girle. Set
us down, so my wife and I into the garden, a fine
moonshine evening, and there talking, and among other
things she tells me that she finds by W. Hewer that
my people do observe my minding my pleasure more than
usual, which I confess, and am ashamed of, and so
from this day take upon me to leave it till Whit-Sunday.
While we were sitting in the garden comes Mrs. Turner
to advise about her son, the Captain, when I did give
her the best advice I could, to look out for some
land employment for him, a peace being at hand, when
few ships will be employed and very many, and these
old Captains, to be provided for. Then to other
talk, and among the rest about Sir W. Pen’s
being to buy Wansted House of Sir Robert Brookes, but
has put him off again, and left him the other day
to pay for a dinner at a tavern, which she says our
parishioner, Mrs. Hollworthy, talks of; and I dare
be hanged if ever he could mean to buy that great
house, that knows not how to furnish one that is not
the tenth part so big. Thence I to my chamber
to write a little, and then to bed, having got a mighty
cold in my right eare and side of my throat, and in
much trouble with it almost all the night.
20th. Up, with much pain in my
eare and palate. To the office out of humour
all the morning. At noon dined, and with my wife
to the King’s house, but there found the bill
torn down and no play acted, and so being in the humour
to see one, went to the Duke of York’s house,
and there saw “The Witts” again, which
likes me better than it did the other day, having
much wit in it. Here met with Mr. Rolt, who tells
me the reason of no play to-day at the King’s
house. That Lacy had been committed to the porter’s
lodge for his acting his part in the late new play,
and that being thence released he come to the King’s
house, there met with Ned Howard, the poet of the
play, who congratulated his release; upon which Lacy
cursed him as that it was the fault of his nonsensical
play that was the cause of his ill usage. Mr.
Howard did give him some reply; to which Lacy [answered]
him, that he was more a fool than a poet; upon which
Howard did give him a blow on the face with his glove;
on which Lacy, having a cane in his hand, did give
him a blow over the pate. Here Rolt and others
that discoursed of it in the pit this afternoon did
wonder that Howard did not run him through, he being
too mean a fellow to fight with. But Howard did
not do any thing but complain to the King of it; so
the whole house is silenced, and the gentry seem to
rejoice much at it, the house being become too insolent.
Here were many fine ladies this afternoon at this house
as I have at any time seen, and so after the play
home and there wrote to my father, and then to walk
in the garden with my wife, resolving by the grace
of God to see no more plays till Whitsuntide, I having
now seen a play every day this week till I have neglected
my business, and that I am ashamed of, being found
so much absent; the Duke of York and Sir W. Coventry
having been out of town at Portsmouth did the more
embolden me thereto. So home, and having brought
home with me from Fenchurch Street a hundred of sparrowgrass, [A
form once so commonly used for asparagus that it has
found its way into dictionaries.] cost 18d.
We had them and a little bit of salmon, which my wife
had a mind to, cost 3s. So to supper, and my
pain being somewhat better in my throat, we to bed.
21st (Lord’s day). Up,
and John, a hackney coachman whom of late I have much
used, as being formerly Sir W. Pen’s coachman,
coming to me by my direction to see whether I would
use him to-day or no, I took him to our backgate to
look upon the ground which is to be let there, where
I have a mind to buy enough to build a coach-house
and stable; for I have had it much in my thoughts
lately that it is not too much for me now, in degree
or cost, to keep a coach, but contrarily, that I am
almost ashamed to be seen in a hackney, and therefore
if I can have the conveniency, I will secure the ground
at least till peace comes, that I do receive encouragement
to keep a coach, or else that I may part with the
ground again. The place I like very well, being
close to my owne house, and so resolve to go about
it, and so home and with my wife to church, and then
to dinner, Mercer with us, with design to go to Hackney
to church in the afternoon. So after dinner she
and I sung “Suo Moro,” which is one of
the best pieces of musique to my thinking that
ever I did hear in my life; then took coach and to
Hackney church, where very full, and found much difficulty
to get pews, I offering the sexton money, and he could
not help me. So my wife and Mercer ventured into
a pew, and I into another. A knight and his lady
very civil to me when they come, and the like to my
wife in hers, being Sir G. Viner and his lady rich
in jewells, but most in beauty almost the
finest woman that ever I saw. That which we went
chiefly to see was the young ladies of the schools, [Hackney
was long famous for its boarding schools.] whereof
there is great store, very pretty; and also the organ,
which is handsome, and tunes the psalm, and plays with
the people; which is mighty pretty, and makes me mighty
earnest to have a pair at our church, I having almost
a mind to give them a pair, if they would settle a
maintenance on them for it. I am mightily taken
with them. So, church done, we to coach and away
to Kingsland and Islington, and there eat and drank
at the Old House, and so back, it raining a little,
which is mighty welcome, it having not rained in many
weeks, so that they say it makes the fields just now
mighty sweet. So with great pleasure home by
night. Set down Mercer, and I to my chamber, and
there read a great deal in Rycaut’s Turkey book
with great pleasure, and so eat and to bed. My
sore throat still troubling me, but not so much.
This night I do come to full resolution of diligence
for a good while, and I hope God will give me the
grace and wisdom to perform it.
22nd. Up pretty betimes, my throat
better, and so drest me, and to White Hall to see
Sir W. Coventry, returned from Portsmouth, whom I am
almost ashamed to see for fear he should have been
told how often I have been at plays, but it is better
to see him at first than afterward. So walked
to the Old Swan and drank at Michell’s, and then
to White Hall and over the Park to St. James’s
to [Sir] W. Coventry, where well received, and good
discourse. He seems to be sure of a peace; that
the King of France do not intend to set out a fleete,
for that he do design Flanders. Our Embassadors
set out this week. Thence I over the Park to Sir
G. Carteret, and after him by coach to the Lord Chancellor’s
house, the first time I have been therein; and it
is very noble, and brave pictures of the ancient and
present nobility, never saw better. Thence with
him to London, mighty merry in the way. Thence
home, and find the boy out of the house and office,
and by and by comes in and hath been to Mercer’s.
I did pay his coat for him. Then to my chamber,
my wife comes home with linen she hath been buying
of. I then to dinner, and then down the river
to Greenwich, and the watermen would go no further.
So I turned them off, giving them nothing, and walked
to Woolwich; there did some business, and met with
Captain Cocke and back with him. He tells me our
peace is agreed on; we are not to assist the Spanyard
against the French for this year, and no restitution,
and we are likely to lose Poleroone.
[Among the State Papers is a document
dated July 8th, 1667, in which we read:
“At Breda, the business is so far advanced that
the English have relinquished their pretensions
to the ships Henry Bonaventure and Good Hope.
The matter sticks only at Poleron; the States have
resolved not to part with it, though the English
should have a right to it” ("Calendar,”
1667, .]
I know not whether this be true or
no, but I am for peace on any terms. He tells
me how the King was vexed the other day for having
no paper laid him at the Council-table, as was usual;
and Sir Richard Browne did tell his Majesty he would
call the person whose work it was to provide it:
who being come, did tell his Majesty that he was but
a poor man, and was out L400 or L500 for it, which
was as much as he is worth; and that he cannot provide
it any longer without money, having not received a
penny since the King’s coming in. So the
King spoke to my Lord Chamberlain; and many such mementos
the King do now-a-days meet withall, enough to make
an ingenuous man mad. I to Deptford, and there
scolded with a master for his ship’s not being
gone, and so home to the office and did business till
my eyes are sore again, and so home to sing, and then
to bed, my eyes failing me mightily:
23rd (St. George’s-day).
The feast being kept at White Hall, out of design,
as it is thought, to make the best countenance we can
to the Swede’s Embassadors, before their leaving
us to go to the treaty abroad, to shew some jollity.
We sat at the office all the morning. Word is
brought me that young Michell is come to call my wife
to his wife’s labour, and she went, and I at
the office full of expectation what to hear from poor
Betty Michell. This morning much to do with Sir
W. Warren, all whose applications now are to Lord Bruncker,
and I am against him now, not professedly, but apparently
in discourse, and will be. At noon home to dinner,
where alone, and after dinner to my musique papers,
and by and by comes in my wife, who gives me the good
news that the midwife and she alone have delivered
poor Betty of a pretty girl, which I am mighty glad
of, and she in good condition, my wife as well as
I mightily pleased with it. Then to the office
to do things towards the post, and then my wife and
I set down at her mother’s, and I up and down
to do business, but did little; and so to Mrs. Martin’s,
and there did hazer what I would con her, and then
called my wife and to little Michell’s, where
we saw the little child, which I like mightily, being
I allow very pretty, and asked her how she did, being
mighty glad of her doing well, and so home to the
office, and then to my chamber, and so to bed.
24th. Up, and with [Sir] W. Pen
to St. James’s, and there the Duke of York was
preparing to go to some further ceremonies about the
Garter, that he could give us no audience. Thence
to Westminster Hall, the first day of the Term, and
there joyed Mrs. Michell, who is mightily pleased
with my wife’s work yesterday, and so away to
my barber’s about my periwigg, and then to the
Exchange, there to meet Fenn about some money to be
borrowed of the office of the Ordnance to answer a
great pinch. So home to dinner, and in the afternoon
met by agreement (being put on it by Harry Bruncker’s
frighting us into a despatch of Carcasse’s business)
[Lord] Bruncker, T. Harvey, [Sir] J. Minnes, [Sir]
W. Batten, and I (Sir W. Pen keeping out of the way
still), where a great many high words from Bruncker,
and as many from me and others to him, and to better
purpose, for I think we have fortified ourselves to
overthrow his man Carcasse, and to do no
honour to him. We rose with little done but great
heat, not to be reconciled I doubt, and I care not,
for I will be on the right side, and that shall keep
me: Thence by coach to Sir John Duncomb’s’
lodging in the Pell Mell, in order to the money spoken
of in the morning; and there awhile sat and discoursed.:
and I find him that he is a very proper man for business,
being very resolute and proud, and industrious.
He told me what reformation they had made in the office
of the Ordnance, taking away Legg’s fees:
[William Legge, eldest son of Edward
Legge, sometime Vice-President of Munster, born
1609(?). He served under Maurice of Nassau and
Gustavus Adolphus, and held the rank of colonel
in the Royalist army. He closely attached
himself to Prince Rupert, and was an active agent
in affecting the reconciliation between that prince
and his uncle Charles I. Colonel Legge distinguished
himself in several actions, and was wounded and
taken prisoner at the battle of Worcester; it
was said that he would have “been executed if
his wife had not contrived his escape from Coventry
gaol in her own clothes.” He was Groom
of the Bedchamber to Charles I., and also to Charles
ii.; he held the offices of Master of the
Armories and Lieutenant- General of the Ordnance.
He refused honours (a knighthood from Charles
I. and an earldom from Charles ii.), but his eldest
son George was created Baron Dartmouth in 1682.
He died October 13th, 1672, at his house in
the Minories, and was buried in]
and have got an order that no Treasurer
after him shall ever sit at the Board; and it is a
good one: that no master of the Ordnance here
shall ever sell a place. He tells me they have
not paid any increase of price for any thing during
this war, but in most have paid less; and at this
day have greater stores than they know where to lay,
if there should be peace, and than ever was any time
this war. That they pay every man in course,
and have notice of the disposal of every farthing.
Every man that they owe money to has his share of
every sum they receive; never borrowed all this war
but L30,000 by the King’s express command, but
do usually stay till their assignments become payable
in their own course, which is the whole mystery, that
they have had assignments for a fifth part of whatever
was assigned to the Navy. They have power of putting
out and in of all officers; are going upon a building
that will cost them L12,000; that they out of their
stock of tallies have been forced to help the Treasurer
of the Navy at this great pinch. Then to talk
of newes: that he thinks the want of money hath
undone the King, for the Parliament will never give
the King more money without calling all people to
account, nor, as he believes, will ever make war again,
but they will manage it themselves: unless, which
I proposed, he would visibly become a severer inspector
into his own business and accounts, and that would
gain upon the Parliament yet: which he confesses
and confirms as the only lift to set him upon his
legs, but says that it is not in his nature ever to
do. He says that he believes but four men (such
as he could name) would do the business of both offices,
his and ours, and if ever the war were to be again
it should be so, he believes. He told me to my
face that I was a very good clerk, and did understand
the business and do it very well, and that he would
never desire a better. He do believe that the
Parliament, if ever they meet, will offer some alterations
to the King, and will turn some of us out, and I protest
I think he is in the right that either they or the
King will be advised to some regulations, and therefore
I ought to beware, as it is easy for me to keep myself
up if I will. He thinks that much of our misfortune
hath been for want of an active Lord Treasurer, and
that such a man as Sir W. Coventry would do the business
thoroughly. This talk being over, comes his boy
and tells us [Sir] W. Coventry is come in, and so
he and I to him, and there told the difficulty of getting
this money, and they did play hard upon Sir G. Carteret
as a man moped and stunned, not knowing which way
to turn himself. Sir W. Coventry cried that he
was disheartened, and I do think that there is much
in it, but Sir J. Duncomb do charge him with mighty
neglect in the pursuing of his business, and that
he do not look after it himself, but leaves it to
Fenn, so that I do perceive that they are resolved
to scheme at bringing the business into a better way
of execution, and I think it needs, that is the truth
of it. So I away to Sir G. Carteret’s lodgings
about this money, and contrary to expectation I find
he hath prevailed with Legg on his own bond to lend
him L2000, which I am glad of, but, poor man, he little
sees what observations people do make upon his management,
and he is not a man fit to be told what one hears.
Thence by water at 10 at night from Westminster Bridge,
having kissed little Frank, and so to the Old Swan,
and walked home by moonshine, and there to my chamber
a while, and supper and to bed.
25th. Received a writ from the
Exchequer this morning of distrain for L70,000, which
troubled me, though it be but, matter of form.
To the office, where sat all the morning. At
noon my wife being to Unthanke’s christening,
I to Sir W. Batten’s to dinner, where merry,
and the rather because we are like to come to some
good end in another of our prizes. Thence by
coach to my Lord Treasurer’s, and there being
come too soon to the New Exchange, but did nothing,
and back again, and there found my Lord Bruncker and
T. Harvy, and walked in a room very merrily discoursing.
By and by comes my Lord Ashly and tells us my Lord
Treasurer is ill and cannot speak with us now.
Thence away, Sir W. Pen and I and Mr. Lewes, who come
hither after us, and Mr. Gawden in the last man’s
coach. Set me down by the Poultry, and I to Sir
Robert Viner’s, and there had my account stated
and took it home to review. So home to the office,
and there late writing out something, having been
a little at Sir W. Batten’s to talk, and there
vexed to see them give order for Hogg’s further
abroad, and so home and to bed.
26th. Up, and by coach with Sir
W. Batten and [Sir] W. Pen to White Hall, and there
saw the Duke of Albemarle, who is not well, and do
grow crazy. Thence I to St. James’s, to
meet Sir G. Carteret, and did, and Lord Berkely, to
get them (as we would have done the Duke of Albemarle)
to the meeting of the Lords of Appeale in the business
of one of our prizes. With them to the meeting
of the Guinny Company, and there staid, and went with
Lord Berkely. While I was waiting for him in the
Matted Gallery, a young man was most finely working
in Indian inke the great picture of the King and Queen
sitting, [Charles I. and Henrietta Maria.] by
Van Dyke; and did it very finely. Thence to Westminster
Hall to hear our cause, but [it] did not come before
them to-day, so went down and walked below in the
Hall, and there met with Ned Pickering, who tells
me the ill newes of his nephew Gilbert, who is turned
a very rogue, and then I took a turn with Mr. Evelyn,
with whom I walked two hours, till almost one of the
clock: talking of the badness of the Government,
where nothing but wickedness, and wicked men and women
command the King: that it is not in his nature
to gainsay any thing that relates to his pleasures;
that much of it arises from the sickliness of our
Ministers of State, who cannot be about him as the
idle companions are, and therefore he gives way to
the young rogues; and then, from the negligence of
the Clergy, that a Bishop shall never be seen about
him, as the King of France hath always: that
the King would fain have some of the same gang to
be Lord Treasurer, which would be yet worse, for now
some delays are put to the getting gifts of the King,
as that whore my Lady Byron,
[Eleanor, daughter of
Robert Needham, Viscount Kilmurrey, and widow
of Peter Warburton,
became in 1644 the second wife of John Byron,
first Lord Byron.
Died 1663. B.]
who had been, as he called it, the
King’s seventeenth whore abroad, did not leave
him till she had got him to give her an order for L4000
worth of plate to be made for her; but by delays,
thanks be to God! she died before she had it.
He tells me mighty stories of the King of France, how
great a prince he is. He hath made a code to shorten
the law; he hath put out all the ancient commanders
of castles that were become hereditary; he hath made
all the fryers subject to the bishops, which before
were only subject to Rome, and so were hardly the King’s
subjects, and that none shall become ‘religieux’
but at such an age, which he thinks will in a few,
years ruin the Pope, and bring France into a patriarchate.
He confirmed to me the business of the want of paper
at the Council-table the other day, which I have observed;
Wooly being to have found it, and did, being called,
tell the King to his face the reason of it; and Mr.
Evelyn tells me several of the menial servants of
the Court lacking bread, that have not received a farthing
wages since the King’s coming in. He tells
me the King of France hath his mistresses, but laughs
at the foolery of our King, that makes his bastards
princes,
[Louis made his own
bastards dukes and princes, and legitimatized
them as much as he could,
connecting them also by marriage with the
real blood-royal. B.]
and loses his revenue upon them, and
makes his mistresses his masters and the King of France
did never grant Lavalliere
[Louise Francoise de la Bäume
lé Blanc de la Valliere had four
children by Louis XIV., of whom only two survived-Marie
Anne Bourbon, called Mademoiselle de Blois, born
in 1666, afterwards married to the Prince de
Conti, and the Comte de Vermandois, born in 1667.
In that year (the very year in which Evelyn was giving
this account to Pepys), the Duchy of Vaujour
and two baronies were created in favour of La
Valliere, and her daughter, who, in the deed of
creation, was legitimatized, and styled princess. B.]
any thing to bestow on others, and
gives a little subsistence, but no more, to his bastards.
He told me the whole story of Mrs. Stewart’s
going away from Court, he knowing her well; and believes
her, up to her leaving the Court, to be as virtuous
as any woman in the world: and told me, from
a Lord that she told it to but yesterday, with her
own mouth, and a sober man, that when the Duke of
Richmond did make love to her, she did ask the King,
and he did the like also; and that the King did not
deny it, and [she] told this Lord that she was come
to that pass as to resolve to have married any gentleman
of L1500 a-year that would have had her in honour;
for it was come to that pass, that she could not longer
continue at Court without prostituting herself to the
King,
[Even at a much later time Mrs. Godolphin
well resolved “not to talk foolishly to
men, more especially the king,” “be
sure never to talk to the king”
("Life,” by Evelyn). These expressions
speak volumes as to Charles’s character. B.]
whom she had so long kept off, though
he had liberty more than any other had, or he ought
to have, as to dalliance.
[Evelyn evidently believed
the Duchess of Richmond to be innocent;
and his testimony, coupled
with her own declaration, ought to weigh
down all the scandal
which Pepys reports from other sources. B.]
She told this Lord that she had reflected
upon the occasion she had given the world to think
her a bad woman, and that she had no way but to marry
and leave the Court, rather in this way of discontent
than otherwise, that the world might see that she
sought not any thing but her honour; and that she
will never come to live at Court more than when she
comes to town to come to kiss the Queene her Mistress’s
hand: and hopes, though she hath little reason
to hope, she can please her Lord so as to reclaim
him, that they may yet live comfortably in the country
on his estate. She told this Lord that all the
jewells she ever had given her at Court, or any other
presents, more than the King’s allowance of
L700 per annum out of the Privypurse for her clothes,
were, at her first coming the King did give her a
necklace of pearl of about L1100 and afterwards, about
seven months since, when the King had hopes to have
obtained some courtesy of her, the King did give her
some jewells, I have forgot what, and I think a pair
of pendants. The Duke of York, being once her
Valentine, did give her a jewell of about L800; and
my Lord Mandeville, her Valentine this year, a ring
of about L300; and the King of France would have had
her mother, who, he says, is one of the most cunning
women in the world, to have let her stay in France,
saying that he loved her not as a mistress, but as
one that he could marry as well as any lady in France;
and that, if she might stay, for the honour of his
Court he would take care she should not repent.
But her mother, by command of the Queen-mother, thought
rather to bring her into England; and the King of
France did give her a jewell: so that Mr. Evelyn
believes she may be worth in jewells about L6000, and
that that is all that she hath in the world:
and a worthy woman; and in this hath done as great
an act of honour as ever was done by woman. That
now the Countesse Castlemayne do carry all before
her: and among other arguments to prove Mrs.
Stewart to have been honest to the last, he says that
the King’s keeping in still with my Lady Castlemayne
do show it; for he never was known to keep two mistresses
in his life, and would never have kept to her had
he prevailed any thing with Mrs. Stewart. She
is gone yesterday with her Lord to Cobham. He
did tell me of the ridiculous humour of our King and
Knights of the Garter the other day, who, whereas
heretofore their robes were only to be worn during
their ceremonies and service, these, as proud of their
coats, did wear them all day till night, and then
rode into the Parke with them on. Nay, and he
tells me he did see my Lord Oxford and the Duke of
Monmouth in a hackney-coach with two footmen in the
Parke, with their robes on; which is a most scandalous
thing, so as all gravity may be said to be lost among
us. By and by we discoursed of Sir Thomas Clifford,
whom I took for a very rich and learned man, and of
the great family of that name. He tells me he
is only a man of about seven-score pounds a-year,
of little learning more than the law of a justice
of peace, which he knows well: a parson’s
son, got to be burgess in a little borough in the
West, and here fell into the acquaintance of my Lord
Arlington, whose creature he is, and never from him;
a man of virtue, and comely, and good parts enough;
and hath come into his place with a great grace, though
with a great skip over the heads of a great many,
as Chichly and Duncum, and some Lords that did expect
it. By the way, he tells me, that of all the great
men of England there is none that endeavours more
to raise those that he takes into favour than my Lord
Arlington; and that, on that score, he is much more
to be made one’s patron than my Lord Chancellor,
who never did, nor never will do, any thing, but for
money! After having this long discourse we parted,
about one of the clock, and so away by water home,
calling upon Michell, whose wife and girle are pretty
well, and I home to dinner, and after dinner with
Sir W. Batten to White Hall, there to attend the Duke
of York before council, where we all met at his closet
and did the little business we had, and here he did
tell us how the King of France is intent upon his
design against Flanders, and hath drawn up a remonstrance
of the cause of the war, and appointed the 20th of
the next month for his rendezvous, and himself to
prepare for the campaign the 30th, so that this, we
are in hopes, will keep him in employment. Turenne
is to be his general. Here was Carcasses business
unexpectedly moved by him, but what was done therein
appears in my account of his case in writing by itself.
Certain newes of the Dutch being abroad on our coast
with twenty-four great ships. This done Sir W.
Batten and I back again to London, and in the way
met my Lady Newcastle going with her coaches and footmen
all in velvet: herself, whom I never saw before,
as I have heard her often described, for all the town-talk
is now-a-days of her extravagancies, with her velvetcap,
her hair about her ears; many black patches, because
of pimples about her mouth; naked-necked, without
any thing about it, and a black just-au-corps.
She seemed to me a very comely woman: but I hope
to see more of her on Mayday. My mind is mightily
of late upon a coach. At home, to the office,
where late spending all the evening upon entering
in long hand our late passages with Carcasse
for memory sake, and so home in great pain in my back
by the uneasiness of Sir W. Batten’s coach driving
hard this afternoon over the stones to prevent coming
too late. So at night to supper in great pain,
and to bed, where lay in great pain, not able to turn
myself all night.
27th. Up with much pain, and
to the office, where all the morning. At noon
home to dinner, W. Hewer with us. This noon I
got in some coals at 23s. per chaldron, a good hearing,
I thank God-having not been put to buy a coal all
this dear time, that during this war poor people have
been forced to give 45s. and 50s., and L3. In
the afternoon (my wife and people busy these late
days, and will be for some time, making of shirts
and smocks) to the office, where late, and then home,
after letters, and so to supper and to bed, with much
pleasure of mind, after having dispatched business.
This afternoon I spent some time walking with Mr.
Moore, in the garden, among other things discoursing
of my Lord Sandwich’s family, which he tells
me is in a very bad condition, for want of money and
management, my Lord’s charging them with bills,
and nobody, nor any thing provided to answer them.
He did discourse of his hopes of being supplied with
L1900 against a present bill from me, but I took no
notice of it, nor will do it. It seems Mr. Sheply
doubts his accounts are ill kept, and every thing
else in the family out of order, which I am grieved
to hear of.
28th (Lord’s day). Lay
long, my pain in my back being still great, though
not so great as it was. However, up and to church,
where a lazy sermon, and then home and to dinner,
my wife and I alone and Barker. After dinner,
by water the day being mighty pleasant,
and the tide serving finely, I up (reading in Boyle’s
book of colours), as high as Barne Elmes, and there
took one turn alone, and then back to Putney Church,
where I saw the girls of the schools, few of which
pretty; and there I come into a pew, and met with
little James Pierce, which I was much pleased at,
the little rogue being very glad to see me: his
master, Reader to the Church. Here was a good
sermon and much company, but I sleepy, and a little
out of order, for my hat falling down through a hole
underneath the pulpit, which, however, after sermon,
by a stick, and the helpe of the clerke, I got up
again, and then walked out of the church with the
boy, and then left him, promising him to get him a
play another time. And so by water, the tide
being with me again, down to Deptford, and there I
walked down the Yard, Shish and Cox with me, and discoursed
about cleaning of the wet docke, and heard, which I
had before, how, when the docke was made, a ship of
near 500 tons was there found; a ship supposed of
Queene Elizabeth’s time, and well wrought, with
a great deal of stoneshot in her, of eighteen inches
diameter, which was shot then in use: and afterwards
meeting with Captain Perriman and Mr. Castle at Half-way
Tree, they tell me of stoneshot of thirty-six inches
diameter, which they shot out of mortarpieces.
Thence walked to Half-way Tree, and there stopt and
talk with Mr. Castle and Captain Perriman, and so
to Redriffe and took boat again, and so home, and there
to write down my Journall, and so to supper and to
read, and so to bed, mightily pleased with my reading
of Boyle’s book of colours to-day, only troubled
that some part of it, indeed the greatest part, I am
not able to understand for want of study. My
wife this night troubled at my leaving her alone so
much and keeping her within doors, which indeed I
do not well nor wisely in.
29th. Up, being visited very
early by Creed newly come from Hinchingbrooke, who
went thither without my knowledge, and I believe only
to save his being taxed by the Poll Bill. I did
give him no very good countenance nor welcome, but
took occasion to go forth and walked (he with me)
to St. Dunstan’s, and thence I to Sir W. Coventry’s,
where a good while with him, and I think he pretty
kind, but that the nature of our present condition
affords not matter for either of us to be pleased
with any thing. We discoursed of Carcasse,
whose Lord, he tells me, do make complaints that his
clerk should be singled out, and my Lord Berkeley
do take his part. So he advises we would sum up
all we have against him and lay it before the Duke
of York; he condemned my Lord Bruncker. Thence
to Sir G. Carteret, and there talked a little while
about office business, and thence by coach home, in
several places paying my debts in order to my evening
my accounts this month, and thence by and by to White
Hall again to Sir G. Carteret to dinner, where very
good company and discourse, and I think it my part
to keep in there now more than ordinary because of
the probability of my Lord’s coming soon home.
Our Commissioners for the treaty set out this morning
betimes down the river. Here I hear that the
Duke of Cambridge, the Duke of York’s son, is
very sick; and my Lord Treasurer very bad of the stone,
and hath been so some days. After dinner Sir G.
Carteret and I alone in his closet an hour or more
talking of my Lord Sandwich’s coming home, which,
the peace being likely to be made here, he expects,
both for my Lord’s sake and his own (whose interest
he wants) it will be best for him to be at home, where
he will be well received by the King; he is sure of
his service well accepted, though the business of Spain
do fall by this peace. He tells me my Lord Arlington
hath done like a gentleman by him in all things.
He says, if my Lord [Sandwich] were here, he were
the fittest man to be Lord Treasurer of any man in
England; and he thinks it might be compassed; for
he confesses that the King’s matters do suffer
through the inability of this man, who is likely to
die, and he will propound him to the King. It
will remove him from his place at sea, and the King
will have a good place to bestow. He says to me,
that he could wish, when my Lord comes, that he would
think fit to forbear playing, as a thing below him,
and which will lessen him, as it do my Lord St. Albans,
in the King’s esteem: and as a great secret
tells me that he hath made a match for my Lord Hinchingbroke
to a daughter of my Lord Burlington’s, where
there is a great alliance, L10,000 portion; a civil
family, and relation to my Lord Chancellor, whose son
hath married one of the daughters; and that my Lord
Chancellor do take it with very great kindness, so
that he do hold himself obliged by it. My Lord
Sandwich hath referred it to my Lord Crew, Sir G. Carteret,
and Mr. Montagu, to end it. My Lord Hinchingbroke
and the lady know nothing yet of it. It will,
I think, be very happy. Very glad of this discourse,
I away mightily pleased with the confidence I have
in this family, and so away, took up my wife, who
was at her mother’s, and so home, where I settled
to my chamber about my accounts, both Tangier and private,
and up at it till twelve at night, with good success,
when news is brought me that there is a great fire
in Southwarke: so we up to the leads, and then
I and the boy down to the end of our, lane, and there
saw it, it seeming pretty great, but nothing to the
fire of London, that it made me think little of it.
We could at that distance see an engine play that
is, the water go out, it being moonlight. By and
by, it begun to slacken, and then I home and to bed.
30th. Up, and Mr. Madden come
to speak with me, whom my people not knowing have
made to wait long without doors, which vexed me.
Then comes Sir John Winter to discourse with me about
the forest of Deane, and then about my Lord Treasurer,
and asking me whether, as he had heard, I had not
been cut for the stone, I took him to my closet, and
there shewed it to him, of which he took the dimensions
and had some discourse of it, and I believe will shew
my Lord Treasurer it. Thence to the office, where
we sat all the morning, but little to do, and then
to the ’Change, where for certain I hear, and
the News book declares, a peace between France and
Portugal. Met here with Mr. Pierce, and he tells
me the Duke of Cambridge is very ill and full of spots
about his body, that Dr. Frazier knows not what to
think of it. Then home and to dinner, and then
to the office, where all the afternoon; we met about
Sir W. Warren’s business and accounts, wherein
I do rather oppose than forward him, but not in declared
terms, for I will not be at, enmity with him, but I
will not have him find any friendship so good as mine.
By and by rose and by water to White Hall, and then
called my wife at Unthanke’s. So home and
to my chamber, to my accounts, and finished them to
my heart’s wishes and admiration, they being
grown very intricate, being let alone for two months,
but I brought them together all naturally, within a
few shillings, but to my sorrow the Poll money I paid
this month and mourning have made me L80 a worse man
than at my last balance, so that I am worth now but
L6700, which is yet an infinite mercy to me, for which
God make me thankful. So late to supper, with
a glad heart for the evening of my accounts so well,
and so to bed.