Mr. Lovelace, to John Belford,
Esq.
Eight o’clock, sat. Morn.
June 10.
I am come back from Mrs. Moore’s,
whither I went in order to attend my charmer’s
commands. But no admittance a very
bad night.
Doubtless she must be as much concerned
that she has carried her resentments so very far,
as I have reason to be that I made such poor use of
the opportunity I had on Wednesday night.
But now, Jack, for a brief review
of my present situation; and a slight hint or two
of my precautions.
I have seen the women this morning,
and find them half-right, half-doubting.
Miss Rawlins’s brother tells
her, that she lives at Mrs. Moore’s.
Mrs. Moore can do nothing without Miss Rawlins.
People who keep lodgings at public
places expect to get by every one who comes into their
purlieus. Though not permitted to lodge there
myself, I have engaged all the rooms she has to spare,
to the very garrets; and that, as I have told thee
before, for a month certain, and at her own price,
board included; my spouse’s and all: but
she must not at present know it. So I hope I
have Mrs. Moore fast by the interest.
This, devil-like, is suiting temptations to inclinations.
I have always observed, and, I believe,
I have hinted as much formerly, that all dealers,
though but for pins, may be taken in by customers for
pins, sooner than by a direct bribe of ten times the
value; especially if pretenders to conscience:
for the offer of a bribe would not only give room
for suspicion, but would startle and alarm their scrupulousness;
while a high price paid for what you buy, is but submitting
to be cheated in the method of the person makes a
profession to get by. Have I not said that human
nature is a rogue? And do not I know that
it is?
To give a higher instance, how many
proud senators, in the year 1720, were induced, by
presents or subscription of South-sea stock, to contribute
to a scheme big with national ruin; who yet would have
spurned the man who should have presumed to offer
them even twice the sum certain that they had a chance
to gain by the stock? But to return to my
review and to my precautions.
Miss Rawlins fluctuates, as she hears
the lady’s story, or as she hears mine.
Somewhat of an infidel, I doubt, is this Miss Rawlins.
I have not yet considered her foible. The next
time I see her, I will take particular notice of all
the moles and freckles in her mind; and then infer
and apply.
The widow Bevis, as I have told thee, is all my own.
My man Will. lies in the house.
My other new fellow attends upon me; and cannot therefore
be quite stupid.
Already is Will. over head and ears
in love with one of Mrs. Moore’s maids.
He was struck with her the moment he set his eyes
upon her. A raw country wench too. But
all women, from the countess to the cook-maid, are
put into high good humour with themselves when a man
is taken with them at first sight. Be they ever
so plain [no woman can be ugly, Jack!] they’ll
find twenty good reasons, besides the great one (for
sake’s sake) by the help of the glass without
(and perhaps in spite of it) and conceit within, to
justify the honest fellow’s caption.
’The rogue has saved 150L. in
my service.’ More by 50 than I bid
him save. No doubt, he thinks he might have
done so; though I believe not worth a groat.
’The best of masters I passionate,
indeed; but soon appeased.’
The wench is extremely kind to him
already. The other maid is also very civil to
him. He has a husband for her in his eye.
She cannot but say, that Mr. Andrew, my other servant
[the girl is for fixing the person] is a very well
spoken civil young man.
’We common folks have our joys,
and please your honour, says honest Joseph Leman,
like as our betters have.’ And true says honest
Joseph did I prefer ease to difficulty,
I should envy these low-born sinners some of their
joys.
But if Will. had not made amorous
pretensions to the wenches, we all know, that servants,
united in one common compare-note cause, are intimate
the moment they see one another great genealogists
too; they know immediately the whole kin and kin’s
kin of each other, though dispersed over the three
kingdoms, as well as the genealogies and kin’s
kin of those whom they serve.
But my precautions end not here.
O Jack, with such an invention, what
occasion had I to carry my beloved to Mrs. Sinclair’s?
My spouse may have farther occasion
for the messengers whom she dispatched, one to Miss
Howe, the other to Wilson’s. With one of
these Will. is already well-acquainted, as thou hast
heard to mingle liquor is to mingle souls
with these fellows; with the other messenger he will
soon be acquainted, if he be not already.
The Captain’s servant has his
uses and instructions assigned him. I have hinted
at some of them already. He also serves a most humane
and considerate master. I love to make every
body respected to my power.
The post, general and penny, will be strictly watched
likewise.
Miss Howe’s Collins is remembered to be described.
Miss Howe’s and
Hickman’s liveries also.
James Harlowe and Singleton are warned
against. I am to be acquainted with any inquiry
that shall happen to be made after my spouse, whether
by her married or maiden name, before she shall be
told of it and this that I may have it
in my power to prevent mischief.
I have ordered Mowbray and Tourville
(and Belton, if his health permit) to take their quarters
at Hampstead for a week, with their fellows to attend
them. I spare thee for the present, because of
thy private concerns. But hold thyself in cheerful
readiness, however, as a mark of thy allegiance.
As to my spouse herself, has she not
reason to be pleased with me for having permitted
her to receive Miss Howe’s letter from Wilson’s?
A plain case, either that I am no deep plotter, or
that I have no farther views than to make my peace
with her for an offence so slight and so accidental.
Miss Howe says, though prefaced with
an alas! that her charming friend loves me: she
must therefore yearn after this reconciliation prospects
so fair if she showed me any compassion;
seemed inclinable to spare me, and to make the most
favourable construction: I cannot but say, that
it would be impossible not to show her some.
But, to be insulted and defied by a rebel in one’s
power, what prince can bear that?
But I must return to the scene of
action. I must keep the women steady. I
had no opportunity to talk to my worthy Mrs. Bevis
in private.
Tomlinson, a dog, not come yet!